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Brian Regan On The Rocks (2021)

Brian Regan: On The Rocks (2021) – Transcript

Brian Regan tackles the big issues weighing on him, including aging, time, obsessive behavior, backpacks on airplanes, ungrateful horses and raisins.

Tom Segura: Disgraceful (2018) – Transcript

Chris Rock: Bigger And Blacker (1999)

Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999) – Transcript

Brian Regan On The Rocks (2021)

Brian Regan: On The Rocks (2021) – Transcript

Brian Regan tackles the big issues weighing on him, including aging, time, obsessive behavior, backpacks on airplanes, ungrateful horses and raisins.

Tom Segura: Disgraceful (2018) – Transcript

Chris Rock: Bigger And Blacker (1999)

Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999) – Transcript

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage (2023) | Transcript

Marc Maron: Thinky Pain (2013) | Transcript

Chelsea Handler: Evolution (2020) | Transcript

Tom Papa: What A Day! (2022) | Transcript

Jim Jefferies: High n’ Dry (2023) | Transcript

Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue – SNL (2022) | Transcript

Dave Chappelle: What’s in a Name (2022) | Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript

Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy (2022) | Transcript

Fortune Feimster: Good Fortune (2022) | Transcript

Deon Cole: Charleen’s Boy (2022) | Transcript

Neal Brennan: Blocks (2022) | Transcript

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would (2022) | Transcript

Whitney Cummings: Jokes (2022) | Transcript

Kate Berlant: Cinnamon in the Wind (2022) | Transcript

Patton Oswalt: We All Scream (2022) | Transcript

Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks (2022) | Transcript

Jon Stewart Acceptance Speech | 2022 Mark Twain Prize

Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends (2022) | Transcript

Amy Schumer Presents: Parental Advisory (2022) | Transcript

Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (2022) | Transcript

Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special (2022) | Transcript

Ricky Gervais: SuperNature (2022) | Transcript

Mike Epps: Under Rated… Never Faded & X-Rated (2009) | Transcript

Mike Epps: Don’t Take It Personal (2015) | Transcript

Catherine Cohen: The Twist…? She’s Gorgeous (2022) | Transcript

Mike Epps: Indiana Mike (2022) | Transcript

Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel (2022) | Transcript

Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You (2022) | Transcript

Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter-Life Crisis (2020) | Transcript

Moses Storm: Trash White (2022) | Transcript

Trevor Noah at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2022 | Transcript

Ali Wong: Don Wong (2022) | Transcript

Aziz Ansari: Nightclub Comedian (2022) | Transcript

Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster (2021) | Transcript

Louis C. K.: Sorry (2021) | Transcript

Drew Michael: Drew Michael (2018) | Transcript

Drew Michael: Red Blue Green (2021) | Transcript

Mo Amer: Mohammed in Texas (2021) | Transcript

Dave Chappelle: The Closer (2021) | Transcript

Kathleen Madigan: Bothering Jesus (2016) – Transcript

Kathleen Madigan: Madigan Again (2013) – Transcript

Phil Wang: Philly Philly Wang Wang (2021) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: 8:46 – Transcript

Tom Papa: You’re Doing Great! (2020) – Transcript

Tom Papa: Human Mule (2016) – Transcript

Tom Papa: Freaked Out (2013) – Transcript

Bo Burnham: Inside (2021) – Transcript

Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted (2015) – Transcript

Joe List: I Hate Myself (2020) – Transcript

Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American (2021) – Transcript

Brian Regan: On The Rocks (2021) – Transcript

George Carlin: Politically Correct Language

Doug Stanhope: Beer Hall Putsch (2013) – Transcript

Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript

George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2006) – Transcript

Sarah Cooper: Everything’s Fine (2020) – Transcript

Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript

Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript

Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript

Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript

Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript

Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: SNL Monologue (2020) – Transcript

Chris Rock: SNL Monologue (2020) – Transcript

Bill Burr: Snl Monologue (2020) – Transcript

John Mulaney: SNL Monologue (2020) – Transcript

RONNY CHIENG: ASIAN COMEDIAN DESTROYS AMERICA (2019) – TRANSCRIPT

Craig Ferguson: A Wee Bit o’ Revolution (2009) – Transcript

MICHAEL MCINTYRE: SHOWMAN (2020) – TRANSCRIPT

ROB SCHNEIDER: ASIAN MOMMA, MEXICAN KIDS (2020) – TRANSCRIPT

Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning (2020) – Transcript

Jack Whitehall: I’m Only Joking (2020) | Transcript

URZILA CARLSON: OVERQUALIFIED LOSER (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

GEORGE LOPEZ: WE’LL DO IT FOR HALF (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

JIM JEFFERIES: INTOLERANT (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

BILL HICKS: THE CENSORED SEVEN MINUTES ON LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN [FULL TRANSCRIPT]

George Carlin: Doin’ It Again (1990) – Transcript

ERIC ANDRE: LEGALIZE EVERYTHING (2020)

ROY WOOD JR.: FATHER FIGURE (2017) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Dave Chappelle: Hbo Comedy Half-Hour (1998) – Transcript

Mark Normand: Don’t Be Yourself (2017) – Transcript

DOUG STANHOPE: FEAR OF AN EMPTY BED [TRANSCRIPT]

Chris Gethard: Career Suicide (2017) – Transcript

RAMY YOUSSEF: FEELINGS (2019) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

KENNY SEBASTIAN DON’T BE THAT GUY (2017) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

BILLY CONNOLLY: HIGH HORSE TOUR LIVE (2016) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Hannah Gadsby: Douglas (2020) – Transcript

Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) – Transcript

PATTON OSWALT: I LOVE EVERYTHING (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

RUSSELL PETERS: DEPORTED (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

JIMMY O. YANG: GOOD DEAL (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

JO KOY: LIGHTS OUT (2012) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

LEE MACK: GOING OUT LIVE (2010) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

LEE MACK: LIVE (2007) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

T.J. MILLER: NO REAL REASON (2011) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours To Kill (2020) – Transcript

BILL BURR ON THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (2010) – TRANSCRIPT

SINCERELY LOUIS CK (2020)

JIM NORTON: AMERICAN DEGENERATE (2013) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Jim Norton: Monster Rain (2007) – Transcript

MARIA BAMFORD: WEAKNESS IS THE BRAND (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

DAVE ALLEN: FIRST DAY AT CATHOLIC SCHOOL [TRANSCRIPT]

CHRIS D’ELIA: WHITE MALE. BLACK COMIC. (2013) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Chris D’Elia: Man on Fire (2017) – Full Transcript

George Carlin: The Indian Drill Sergeant – Transcript

Tom Segura: Ball Hog (2020) – Transcript

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy (2020) – Transcript

Bert Kreischer: Fighting A Bear [Transcript]

Marc Maron: End Times Fun (2020) – Full Transcript

PETE DAVIDSON: SMD (2016) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

PETE DAVIDSON: ALIVE FROM NEW YORK (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Amanda Seales: I Be Knowin’ (2019) – Transcript

Stewart Lee: Carpet Remnant World (2012) – Full Transcript

Stewart Lee: Content Provider (2018) – Transcript

Sara Pascoe: LadsLadsLads (2019) – Full Transcript

Dan Soder: Son of a Gary (2019) – Full Transcript

Jim Gaffigan: Quality Time (2019) – Full Transcript

Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize – Transcript

RICKY GERVAIS: 2020 GOLDEN GLOBES OPENING MONOLOGUE [TRANSCRIPT]

Kevin Bridges: A Whole Different Story (2015) – Full Transcript

Kevin Bridges: The Story So Far… Live in Glasgow (2010) – Full Transcript

Kevin Bridges: The Story Continues (2012) – Full Transcript

Andy Woodhull: You’ll Always Be Late (2019) – Transcript

Michelle Wolf: Joke Show (2019) – Full Transcript

Tiffany Haddish: Black Mitzvah (2019) – Transcript

Mike Birbiglia: The New One (2019) – Full Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled (2019) – Full Transcript

Seth Meyers: Lobby Baby (2019) – Full Transcript

Arsenio Hall: Smart and Classy (2019) – Transcript

Sebastian Maniscalco Stand-Up – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2019) – Full Transcript

Nikki Glaser: Bangin’ (2019) – Full Transcript

Ryan Hamilton Stand-Up – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2019) – Full Transcript

Mark Normand Stand-Up – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2019) – Full Transcript

George Carlin: Dumb Americans (2006) – Full Transcript

Bill Burr: Paper Tiger (2019) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones | Epilogue: The Punchline – Transcript

Brazil, Corruption and the Amazon Rainforest | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj – Full Transcript

Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019) – Transcript

Emily Heller: Ice Thickeners (2019) – Full Transcript

David Cross: Oh Come On (2019) – Full Transcript

Kevin Hart: Gun Compartment [Transcript]

Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It? (2019) – Full Transcript

Eddie Griffin: The Black Man’s Bible (1994) – Transcript

Tom Segura Overdoses – This Is Not Happening [Transcript]

Aziz Ansari: Right Now (2019) – Transcript

Ralphie May: Filthy Animal Tour (2014) – Transcript

Mike Epps: Only One Mike (2019) – Full Transcript

Adam DeVine: Best Time of Our Lives (2019) – Full Transcript

Jo Koy: Live from Seattle (2017) – Full Transcript

Jo Koy: Comin’ in Hot (2019) – Full Transcript

The Standups: Gina Yashere (2018) – Full Transcript

Wanda Sykes: Not Normal (2019) – Full Transcript

Doug Stanhope on babies and abortion

Cedric the Entertainer: Live from the Ville (2016) – Transcript

Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987) – Transcript

Colin Quinn: The New York Story (2016) – Full Transcript

Demetri Martin: Live (At The Time) (2015) | Transcript

George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988) – Full Transcript

Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats (2014) – Full Transcript

Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward (2019) – Transcript

Roy Wood Jr.: No One Loves You (2019) – Transcript

Robin Williams: Weapons of Self Destruction (2009) – Full Transcript

ROBIN WILLIAMS LIVE ON BROADWAY (2002) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Jimmy Carr: The Best of Ultimate Gold Greatest Hits (2019) – Full Transcript

Nate Bargatze: The Tennessee Kid (2019) – Full Transcript

W. Kamau Bell: Private School Negro (2018) – Transcript

Kevin Hart: Irresponsible (2019) – Transcript

Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic (2015) – Full Transcript

Amy Schumer: Growing (2019) – Full Transcript

Ricky Gervais: 2011 Golden Globes Opening Monologue

Ricky Gervais: 2016 Golden Globes Opening Monologue

Enissa Amani: Ehrenwort (2018) Full Transcript

Ken Jeong: You Complete Me, Ho (2019) – Full Transcript

Ray Romano: Right Here, Around the Corner (2019) – Full Transcript

Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias: One Show Fits All (2019) – Full Transcript

Sebastian Maniscalco: Stay Hungry (2019) – Full Transcript

Latin History for Morons: John Leguizamo’s Road to Broadway (2018) – Transcript

Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed? (2014) – Full Transcript

Sebastian Maniscalco: What’s Wrong with People? (2012) – Full Transcript

Oh, Hello On Broadway (2017) – Transcript

Ellen Degeneres: Relatable (2018) – Transcript

Pete Holmes: Dirty Clean (2018) – Full Transcript

Vir Das: Losing It (2018) – Full Transcript

Volker Pispers about USA (2004) – Transcript

Trevor Noah: Son of Patricia (2018) – Transcript

Jeff Foxworthy & Larry the Cable Guy: We’ve Been Thinking (2016) – Full Transcript

Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh (2018) – Full Transcript

Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed (1998) – Full Transcript

RON WHITE: IF YOU QUIT LISTENING, I’LL SHUT UP (2018) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Carlin at Carnegie (1983) – Full Transcript

Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura [S15e01] – Transcript

Mo Amer: The Vagabond (2018) – Full Transcript

Joe Mande’s Award-Winning Comedy Special (2017) – Full Transcript

Henry Rollins: Keep Talking, Pal (2018) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MONOLOGUE (1975) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Joe Rogan: Strange Times (2018) – Full Transcript

Louis C.K.: SNL Monologue S38E06 [11/03/12] – Full Transcript

Louis C.K.: SNL Monologue S39E16 [03/29/14] – Full Transcript

Sarah Silverman: Saturday Night Live Monologue – SEASON 40 | EPISODE 2 | 10/04/2014 – Transcript

Louis C.K.: SNL Monologue May 16, 2015 – Full Transcript

John Mulaney: Snl Monologue (2018) – Transcript

David Chappelle: SNL monologue [November 12, 2016] – Transcript

D.L. Hughley: Contrarian (2018) – Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: Freezing Hot (2015) – Full Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint (2013) – Transcript

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time (2018) – Transcript

Dick Gregory: Speech at St. John’s Baptist Church, May 20, 1963 – Transcript

Demetri Martin: The Overthinker (2018) | Transcript

BILL MAHER: LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA (2018) – Full Transcript

Rowan Atkinson Live (1992) – Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills (2016) – Full Transcript

Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial (2018) – Full Transcript

JIM GAFFIGAN: NOBLE APE (2018) – Full Transcript

Jim Norton: Contextually Inadequate (2015) – Transcript

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018) – Transcript

BRAD WILLIAMS: DADDY ISSUES (2016) – Full Transcript

Deray Davis: How To Act Black (2017) – Transcript

RICKY GERVAIS: LIVE IV – SCIENCE (2010) – Full Transcript

JIM JEFFERIES: THIS IS ME NOW (2018) – Full transcript

Louis C.K.: Chewed Up (2008) | Transcript

Bill Burr: The Philadelphia Incident (2006) – Transcript

RUSSELL PETERS: OUTSOURCED (2006) – Full Transcript

RUSSELL PETERS: ALMOST FAMOUS (2016) – Full Transcript

RON WHITE: A LITTLE UNPROFESSIONAL (2012) – Full Transcript

MICHAEL MCINTYRE: HELLO WEMBLEY! (2009) – Full Transcript

KEVIN SMITH: SILENT BUT DEADLY (2018) – Full Transcript

KEVIN JAMES: NEVER DON’T GIVE UP (2018) – Full Transcript

TREVOR NOAH: LIVE AT THE O2 LONDON (2018) – PRINCE HARRY & MEGHAN MARKLE’S ROYAL WEDDING

BRENT MORIN: I’M BRENT MORIN (2015) – Full Transcript

NIKKI GLASER: PERFECT (2016) – Full Transcript

DOUG STANHOPE ON NATIONALISM

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018) – Transcript

KAVIN JAY: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! (2018) – Full Transcript

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous At Radio City (2018) – Transcript

Eddie Griffin: Undeniable (2018) – Transcript

GREG DAVIES: YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAST (2018) – Full Transcript

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: PATTON OSWALT (1999) – Full Transcript

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999) – Transcript

RICKY GERVAIS: 2012 GOLDEN GLOBES OPENING MONOLOGUE

Marlon Wayans: Woke-Ish (2018) – Transcript

Ricky Gervais: Humanity (2018) | Transcript

ADEL KARAM: LIVE FROM BEIRUT (2018) – Full Transcript

STEWART LEE: 90s COMEDIAN (2006) – Full Transcript

Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend (2013) – Transcript

DAVE ATTELL: ROAD WORK (2014) – Full Transcript

Eddie Izzard – Glorious (1997) – Transcript

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain (1996) – Transcript

ARI SHAFFIR: DOUBLE NEGATIVE (2017) – Full Transcript

Chris Rock: Tamborine (2018) – Transcript

FRED ARMISEN: STANDUP FOR DRUMMERS (2018) – Full Transcript

DANA CARVEY: STRAIGHT WHITE MALE, 60 (2016) – Full Transcript

EDDIE IZZARD: STRIPPED (2009) – Full Transcript

TODD GLASS: ACT HAPPY (2018) – Full Transcript

BRIAN REGAN: STANDING UP (2007) – Full Transcript

BRIAN REGAN: NUNCHUCKS AND FLAMETHROWERS (2017) – Full Transcript

Katt Williams: Great America (2018) – Transcript

JIMMY CARR: BEING FUNNY (2011) – Full Transcript

Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) | Transcript

Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable (1994) | Transcript

D.L. Hughley: Unapologetic (2007) – Transcript

BRIDGET EVERETT: GYNECOLOGICAL WONDER (2015) – Full Transcript

Chris Rock: Never Scared (2004) – Transcript

Stewart Lee: Stand-Up Comedian (2005) – Transcript

JIMMY CARR: FUNNY BUSINESS (2016) – Full Transcript

Eddie Izzard: Dress To Kill (1999) – Transcript

Chris Tucker: Live (2015) – Transcript

Kevin Hart: What Now (2016) – Transcript

Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (2013) – Transcript

Tom Segura: Disgraceful (2018) – Transcript

BILL HICKS: LIVE AT LAFF STOP, AUSTIN, TX, AND COBBS, SAN FRANCISCO, CA (1993) – Full Transcript

MICHELLE WOLF: NICE LADY (2017) – Full Transcript

FAHIM ANWAR: THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS (2017) – Transcript

ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) – Full Transcript

MAZ JOBRANI: IMMIGRANT (2017) – Full Transcript

TODD BARRY: SPICY HONEY (2017) – Full Transcript

Jerry Seinfeld: I’m Telling You for the Last Time (1998) – Transcript

Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (2011) – Transcript

CRAIG FERGUSON: TICKLE FIGHT (2017) – Full Transcript

DYLAN MORAN: LIKE, TOTALLY… (2006) – Full Transcript

DAVE CHAPPELLE: EQUANIMITY (2017) – Transcripción completa

DAVE CHAPPELLE: THE BIRD REVELATION (2017) – Transcripción completa

DAVE CHAPPELLE: HBO HALF HOUR (1998) – Traduzione italiana

TREVOR NOAH: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2013) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation (2017) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: Equanimity (2017) – Transcript

CRAIG FERGUSON: I’M HERE TO HELP (2013) – Full Transcript

RUSSELL HOWARD: RECALIBRATE (2017) – Full Transcript

WHITNEY CUMMINGS: I LOVE YOU (2014) – Full Transcript

WHITNEY CUMMINGS: I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND (2016) – Full Transcript

SARAH MILLICAN: CHATTERBOX LIVE (2011) – Full Transcript

Anjelah Johnson: Not Fancy (2015) – Transcript

RICKY GERVAIS LIVE 2: POLITICS (2004) – Full Transcript

Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies (2009) – Full Transcript

CHRISTINA PAZSITZKY: MOTHER INFERIOR (2017) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Jack Whitehall: At Large (2017) – Transcript

CRISTELA ALONZO: LOWER CLASSY (2017) – Full Transcript

JUDAH FRIEDLANDER: AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE UNITED STATES (2017) – Full Transcript

AZIZ ANSARI: LIVE IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (2015) – Full Transcript

AZIZ ANSARI: BURIED ALIVE (2013) – Full Transcript

Paul Mooney: A Piece of My Mind – Godbless America (2014) – Transcript

PATTON OSWALT: ANNIHILATION (2017) – Full Transcript

Chris Rock: Kill The Messenger – London, New York, Johannesburg (2008) – Transcript

BILL MAHER: LIVE FROM D.C. (2014) – Full Transcript

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) – Transcript

SARAH SILVERMAN: WE ARE MIRACLES (2013) – Full Transcript

Pablo Francisco: Ouch! Live From San Jose (2006) – Full Transcript

BILL MAHER… BUT I’M NOT WRONG (2010) – Full Transcript

RUSSELL BRAND: MESSIAH COMPLEX (2013) – Full Transcript

Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999) – Transcript

Gabriel Iglesias: Hot And Fluffy (2007) – Transcript

GABRIEL IGLESIAS: I’M NOT FAT … I’M FLUFFY (2009) – Full Transcript

GABRIEL IGLESIAS: I’M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS HUNGRY (2016) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN ON ABORTION AND “PRO-LIFERS”

RICHARD PRYOR’S MONOLOGUE AT THE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE [ 13/12/1975]

RORY SCOVEL TRIES STAND-UP FOR THE FIRST TIME (2017) – Full Transcript

LISA LAMPANELLI: BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD (2015) – Full Transcript

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: DAVE ATTELL (1999) – Full Transcript

ERIK GRIFFIN: THE UGLY TRUTH (2017) – Full Transcript

CHRIS ROCK AT THE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (1996) – Transcript

JEN KIRKMAN: JUST KEEP LIVIN’? (2017) – Full Transcript

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS: DANIEL TOSH (2003) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: RELIGION IS BULLSHIT [TRANSCRIPT]

Saturday Night News with George Carlin [11/10/1984] – Full Transcript

JIM JEFFERIES E IL CONTROLLO DELLE ARMI IN AMERICA

DANIEL TOSH: COMPLETELY SERIOUS (2007) – Full Transcript

AL MADRIGAL: WHY IS THE RABBIT CRYING? (2013) – Full Transcript

NEAL BRENNAN: 3 MICS (2017)- FULL TRANSCRIPT

NORM MACDONALD: ONE NIGHT STAND (1991) – Full Transcript

John Mulaney: New In Town (2012) – Transcript

Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) – Transcript

ALI WONG: BABY COBRA (2016) – Full Transcript

Norm Macdonald: Hitler’s Dog, Gossip & Trickery (2017) – Transcript

DANIEL TOSH: PEOPLE PLEASER (2016) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Marc Maron: More Later (2015) – Full Transcript

Dylan Moran: Off The Hook (2015) – Transcript

Richard Pryor: Live And Smokin’ (1971) – Transcript

RICHARD PRYOR: …HERE AND NOW (1983) – Full Transcript

BILL BURR: WHY DO I DO THIS (2008) – Testo italiano completo

AMY SCHUMER: MOSTLY SEX STUFF (2012) – Full Transcript

Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust (2010) – Transcript

AMY SCHUMER: LIVE AT THE APOLLO (2015) – Full Transcript

Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny (2010) – Transcript

Hannibal Buress: Comedy Camisado (2016) – Transcript

Neal Brennan: Women And Black Dudes (2014) – Transcript

NICK OFFERMAN: AMERICAN HAM (2014) – Full Transcript

AZIZ ANSARI: INTIMATE MOMENTS FOR A SENSUAL EVENING (2010) – Full Transcript

BIG JAY OAKERSON: LIVE AT WEBSTER HALL (2016) – Full Transcript

Lenny Bruce: The Berkeley Concert (1965) – Transcript

DOUG STANHOPE: NO REFUNDS (2007) – Trascrizione italiana

George Carlin at USC (1977) – Full Transcript

Jim Norton: Mouthful Of Shame (2017) Transcript

Michael Che Matters (2016) – Transcript

Joe Rogan: Triggered (2016) – Transcript

Trevor Noah: Lost In Translation (2015) – Transcript

MARIA BAMFORD: OLD BABY (2017) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

Bo Burnham: What (2013) – Transcript

Bo Burnham: Make Happy (2016) – Transcript

ANTHONY JESELNIK: CALIGULA (2013) – Full Transcript

Anthony Jeselnik: Thoughts And Prayers (2015) – Full Transcript

John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid (2015) – Transcript

BILL HICKS: REVELATIONS (1993) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

LEWIS BLACK: BLACK TO THE FUTURE (2016) – Full Transcript

DOUG STANHOPE: BEFORE TURNING THE GUN ON HIMSELF (2012) – Transcript

DOUG STANHOPE: DEADBEAT HERO (2004) – Transcript

JIM JEFFERIES: CONTRABAND (2008) – Full Transcript

Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes (2017) – Transcript

SARAH SILVERMAN: A SPECK OF DUST (2017) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: PLAYING WITH YOUR HEAD (1986) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: AGAIN!* (1978) – Full Transcript

MITCH HEDBERG: COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL (1999) – Full Transcript

Tom Segura: Completely Normal (2014) – Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: CARLIN ON CAMPUS (1984) – Full Transcript

Louis C.K.: Live at the Beacon Theatre (2011) – Transcript

RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND 2 (2010) – Full Transcript

AMY SCHUMER: THE LEATHER SPECIAL (2017) – Full Transcript

JIM GAFFIGAN: CINCO (2017) – Full Transcript

JIM JEFFERIES: I SWEAR TO GOD (2009) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

LOUIS C.K.: HILARIOUS (2010) – Full Transcript

LOUIS C.K.: SHAMELESS (2007) – Full Transcript

BILL BURR: I’M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY (2014) – Full Transcript

BILL BURR: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME (2012) – Full Transcript

Dave Chappelle: For What It’s Worth (2004) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: Killin’ Them Softly (2000) – Transcript

Eddie Griffin: You Can Tell ‘Em I Said It! (2011) – Transcript

BILL BURR: WALK YOUR WAY OUT (2017) – Full Transcript

LOUIS C.K.: OH MY GOD (2013) – Full Transcript

LOUIS C.K.: LIVE AT THE COMEDY STORE (2015) – Transcript

BILL HICKS: RELENTLESS (1991) – Transcript

Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents’ Dinner – Full Transcript

Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts (2011) – Transcript

Patrice O’Neal: Elephant in the Room (2011) – Transcript

Katt Williams: Live (2006) – Transcript

Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1979) – Transcript

RICHARD PRYOR: LIVE ON THE SUNSET STRIP (1982) – Full Transcript

George Carlin: Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television

Trevor Noah: Afraid Of The Dark (2017) – Transcript

JIM JEFFERIES: BARE (2014) – Full Transcript

Dave Chappelle: Deep in the Heart of Texas (2017) – Transcript

Tom Segura: Mostly Stories (2016) – Transcript

BILL BURR: LET IT GO (2010) – TRANSCRIPT

GEORGE CARLIN: JAMMING IN NEW YORK (1992) – Testo italiano completo

GEORGE CARLIN: YOU ARE ALL DISEASED (1999) – Testo italiano completo

GEORGE CARLIN: IT’S BAD FOR YA! (2008) – Testo italiano completo

JIM JEFFERIES: FREEDUMB (2016) – Full Transcript

Eddie Murphy: Delirious (1983) – Transcript

Dave Chappelle: The Age of Spin (2017) – Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: BACK IN TOWN (1996) – Full transcript

Seth Meyers at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner – Full Transcript

LOUIS C.K.: 2017 – Full transcript

George Carlin: Jamming in New York (1992) – Transcript

Jim Jefferies on Gun Control [Full Transcript]

Reggie Watts: Spatial (2016) – Full Transcript

GEORGE CARLIN: COMPLAINTS AND GRIEVANCES (2001) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

George Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya (2008) Full transcript