Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale (2023) | Transcript
17/09/2023
Comedian Jim Gaffigan’s 10th stand-up comedy special.
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Jim Gaffigan: Obsessed (2014) | Transcript
17/09/2023
Jim Gaffigan bursts back on the scene with this eagerly anticipated fourth comedy special “Obsessed.”
Mark Normand: Soup to Nuts (2023) | Transcript
07/09/2023
From awkward lap dances to the intimacy of letting one rip in front of a spouse, comedian Mark Normand unloads in this rapid-fire stand-up special.
Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023) | Transcript
10/07/2023
From his dad’s unusual deathbed confession to watching his mom get high, Tom Segura tells blisteringly candid stories about marriage, mortality and more.
Eddie Izzard: Force Majeure Live (2013) | Transcript
30/06/2023
Force Majeure (French) (pronounced: fors mah-ZHur), “superior force”, “chance occurrence, unavoidable accident”: 2 years and 27 countries, Force Majeure Live was filmed during Eddie’s mammoth 2013/2014 tour and takes you on a truly hilarious journey, offering a rare glimpse in to the mind of the master of surrealism.
Marlon Wayans: You Know What It Is (2021) | Transcript
21/06/2023
Marlon explores his fears onstage, including the greatest one that is the realization that his bad decisions are what tore his family apart, and he sums up his way through self-awareness with the phrase “You know what it is.”
Kyle Kinane: Whiskey Icarus (2012) | Transcript
21/06/2023
In his first hour-long Comedy Central special, Kyle Kinane contemplates the existence of God, and the true meaning of being delivered an unsliced pizza. This special is extended and uncensored with all sorts of extra Kyle.
Kyle Kinane: Loose in Chicago (2016) | Transcript
21/06/2023
Kyle Kinane talks about why his girlfriend doesn’t need to worry about him cheating, reveals the whitest thing he’s ever said, and explains why you have to keep fashion in mind if you insist on carrying a gun.
Mae Martin: SAP (2023) | Transcript
21/06/2023
[fire crackling] [pensive instrumental music playing] [gasps] Oh! Jesus! Mamma mia, Mae! Jeez! Hey. Sorry. [sighs] Marshmallow? Uh… No, I’m good. Rubber band? Sure, I’ll
Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact (2023) | Transcript
21/06/2023
In her new comedy special, Emergency Contact, Amy Schumer once again talks about her life in an uncensored and hilarious way.
Wanda Sykes: I’m an Entertainer (2023) | Transcript
21/06/2023
The comic shares details about her life, from the challenges of raising Gen Z teens to the dilemmas of being a liberal in a charged political climate.
John Mulaney: Baby J (2023) | Transcript
27/04/2023
A chaotic intervention. An action packed stay in rehab. After a weird couple of years, John Mulaney comes out swinging in his return to the stage.
Kathleen Madigan: Hunting Bigfoot (2023) | Transcript
26/04/2023
Recorded at The Paramount Theater in Denver, CO, stand-up comedienne Kathleen Madigan explores topics including aging parents, interactions with millennials, and hunting bigfoot.
Marc Maron: From Bleak to Dark (2023) | Transcript
26/04/2023
Legendary comedian and podcaster Marc Maron stars in his first-ever HBO comedy special filmed in front of a live audience at New York City’s Town Hall.
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle (2023) | Transcript
27/03/2023
It follows Bert Kreischer as he spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the end to his family’s escape room outing.
Chris Rock: Selective Outrage (2023) | Transcript
08/03/2023
[slow instrumental music playing] [funk drums playing] [indistinct chatter] [man] Let’s go! [hip-hop music playing] [audience cheering] [Chris Rock] She said, “$300, I’ll do anything
Marc Maron: Thinky Pain (2013) | Transcript
03/03/2023
Marc Maron returns to his old stomping grounds for an intimate special in which he takes stock of himself. More than ever, Maron is raw and hilariously honest as he dissects his own neuroses and self-loathing while providing outrageous anecdotes from his personal life, in which he starts to realize the hurt isn’t real, it’s just “Thinky Pain.”
Chelsea Handler: Evolution (2020) | Transcript
03/03/2023
Chelsea Handler is back and better than ever – and not just because she started going to therapy and consuming cannabis. Marking her much-anticipated return to stand-up after six years
Tom Papa: What A Day! (2022) | Transcript
03/03/2023
Follows Papa as he shares about parenting, his reliance on modern technology, rescuing his pet pug, and how his marriage has evolved over time.
Jim Jefferies: High n’ Dry (2023) | Transcript
22/02/2023
Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dad’s vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more.
Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue – SNL (2022) | Transcript
22/01/2023
Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump.