Rowan Atkinson Live (1992) – Full Transcript

2018-08-04T11:27:40+00:00August 4th, 2018|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , , |

Filmed in Boston, Massachusetts, at the Huntington Theatre, on 12 December 1991, this show features Rowan Atkinson performing a series of comedy sketches before a live audience. Aired on HBO on 1 March 1992 as Rowan Atkinson: Not Just Another Pretty Face. The tv broadcast was marketed on video as Rowan Atkinson Live.

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018) – Full Transcript

2018-07-27T12:30:55+00:00July 21st, 2018|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

Hannah Gadsby take us through a journey that goes from self deprecation as a form of humor (one in which humility is confused with humiliation) to an affirmation of our value as human beings. Employing humor as a stiletto she tells her story and make us uncomfortable, she shares with us more than laughs, she shares with us a bit of her soul.

EDDIE IZZARD – GLORIOUS (1997) – Full Transcript

2018-02-22T13:41:50+00:00February 22nd, 2018|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

Eddie Izzard's routine has a loose trajectory from the beginning of the Old Testament and the creation of the world in seven days to Revelations; God, in the voice of James Mason, makes several appearances. Along the way, Izzard dramatizes or comments on the search for a career, bad giraffes, Prince Philip's gaffes, toilets in French campsites, the mysteries of hopscotch, becoming one's Dad, getting a computer to print, and his court victory after being the victim of tranny bashing.

D.L. HUGHLEY: UNAPOLOGETIC (2007) – Full Transcript

2018-01-23T00:00:14+00:00January 19th, 2018|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

D.C., Hughley focuses on such topics as the dangers of living in the nation's capital, the qualifications of the 2008 presidential candidates, the current administration, the immigration debate, Cuban refugees, airplane restrictions, the 'n' word, Don Imus and freedom of speech, whites and blacks on cruise ships, Paris Hilton, and much more...

DAVE CHAPPELLE: THE BIRD REVELATION (2017) – Transcripción completa

2018-01-08T17:33:10+00:00January 5th, 2018|Categories: Uncategorised|Tags: , |

Original English transcript here [Dave Chappelle] A veces, decir algo gracioso es cruel. ¿Me entienden? Es difícil estar en esa situación. Yo digo muchas cosas crueles, pero deben recordar que mi intención no es ser cruel. Solo lo digo porque es gracioso. Y todo es gracioso hasta que nos sucede [...]

JUDAH FRIEDLANDER: AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE UNITED STATES (2017) – Full Transcript

2018-01-08T15:23:44+00:00December 8th, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

Judah Friedlander’s comedy special mostly pokes fun at American Exceptionalism, U.S. domestic & foreign policy. According to the comedian’s website, “it’s a comedy about racism, sexism, imperialism, climate change, health care, LGBTQ rights, fascism, drones and mass incarceration.”

PAUL MOONEY: A PIECE OF MY MIND – GODBLESS AMERICA (2014) – Full Transcript

2017-12-01T15:46:18+00:00December 1st, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

This special captures the respected and controversial stand-up comic, Paul Mooney, performing a politically tinged act that deals with hot-button topics such as race relations. His venomous, no-holds-barred style is on full display. Defiant, socially relevant, and always hilarious, it's a legendary Mooney performance.

BILL BURR: WHY DO I DO THIS (2008) – Testo italiano completo

2017-09-08T15:45:11+00:00September 8th, 2017|Categories: Uncategorised|Tags: , |

Va bene, grazie, grazie mille. Va bene, Gesù. Va bene, va bene. Sedetevi, sedetevi. Avremo di che parlare... Va bene, grazie, grazie. Grazie mille. Grazie. Va bene, va bene, grazie, grazie... Gesù Cristo! Distribuisci un po' di biglietti omaggio e si presentano tutti. "Questo tizio spacca! Biglietti omaggio! Mi piace!" [...]

DOUG STANHOPE: NO REFUNDS (2007) – Trascrizione italiana

2017-08-23T09:23:28+00:00August 23rd, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

È finita. Ultima chiamata. Questa generazione fa schifo, è la generazione più fottutamente noiosa nella storia della gente. È tutto moscio e annacquato... quand'è stata l'ultima volta che avete sentito parlare di gruppi rock che lanciano televisori dalle finestre di un albergo? Dov'è finita quella roba che era... divertente! Dov'è finito il divertimento?

DOUG STANHOPE: DEADBEAT HERO (2004) – Transcript

2017-08-01T11:21:59+00:00August 1st, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

In "Deadbeat Hero," Stanhope tackles all of the most relevant and controversial issues of our times: Abortion, "liberty," war, whether blindly supporting the troops is a good thing, the drug war, the Alabama-Mississippi ban on dildos and other sex toys, gay marriage and priest molestations. More bizarre topics include two-head babies, his suicidal cat-lady mother, and more.

GEORGE CARLIN: YOU ARE ALL DISEASED (1999) – Testo italiano completo

2017-04-26T15:10:50+00:00April 12th, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

Siete gentili, grazie! Grazie mille, lo apprezzo. Grazie mille, grazie a tutti, grazie! Lo apprezzo... Grazie, grazie... Allora, lasciate che vi chieda una cosa... ...lasciate che vi chieda, come state tutti stasera, eh? Ottimo, be', andate affanculo! Cerco solo di farvi sentire a casa vostra. Ora, sentite, sono stato qua [...]

GEORGE CARLIN: IT’S BAD FOR YA! (2008) – Testo italiano completo

2017-04-26T15:11:07+00:00April 12th, 2017|Categories: COMEDY|Tags: , |

Grazie, grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare... Mi piacerebbe... grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare dicendo: affanculo Lance Armstrong! Affanculo lui e le sue palle e le sue biciclette e i suoi steroidi e le sue maglie gialle... ...e la stupida espressione vuota sul suo volto, sono stanco di quello stronzo. E [...]