After a health scare, Matty is under doctor’s orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.
When a police officer finds John and Ted’s weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.
After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.
Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin’ Donuts.
Blaire’s rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer’s Dungeons and Dragons campaign to score weed.
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone sex hotline, but the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars.
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity
Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic
Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career
Ted’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver
Ted Season 1 Episode 3 Episode Title: Ejectile Dysfunction Original release date: January 11, 2024 John wishes to watch his
Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled
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