A depressed Stan Marsh wishes for a Christmas miracle to change his life for the better, inadvertently summoning the Woodland Critters.
The town’s annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.
AI chaos hits South Park when fake porn videos spark panic, arrests, and scandals, while Trump and JD Vance plot to end Satan’s baby in a twisted political soap opera.
The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing; Stan worries that South Park has become too political.
The children at South Park Elementary become obsessed with the 6-7 meme. Cartman in particular finds the joke so funny he repeatedly makes it and then violently vomits afterwards.
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
Butters experiences the reality of tariffs in his attempts to buy his girlfriend a Labubu doll for her birthday.
When Mr. Mackey loses his job, he desperately tries to find a new way to make a living.
Cartman stops seeing the point in life as he believes wokeness is dead. Randy and the town try to fight Donald Trump for bringing Jesus to the schools.
After it’s discovered that a teacher at South Park Elementary has an OnlyFans page, Randy is compelled to take a closer look at the seedy underbelly of the world of on-line influencers.
The advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When Cartman is denied access to the life-changing medicine, the kids jump into action.
The end of Cartman’s familiar and beloved life is predicted by his incredibly unsettling dreams. As the arrival of AI is upending their society, the grownups in South Park are also struggling with their own personal decisions.
Cartman locks horns with his mom and has a battle of wills, while an epic conflict threatens South Park’s existence.
A drought has brought the town of South Park to the brink of disaster.
If Stan, Kyle and Cartman could just work together, they could go back in time to make sure Covid never happened and save Kenny’s life. Traveling back to the past seems to be the easy answer until they meet Victor Chaos.
What happened to the children who lived through the Pandemic? Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny survived but will never be the same Post Covid.
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