Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO
George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doing just fine. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution.
George Carlin changes his act by bringing politics into the act, but also talks about the People he can do without, Keeping People Alert, and Cars and Driving part 2.
In this live performance at Carnegie Hall Carlin exhibits his artistry in some of his best tongue-twisting routines. Included in his irreverent repertoire are is the classic “Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television.”
After entering the stage through the audience, George Carlin recites "Baseball and Football" from his new album "An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso".
.....George Carlin .....Pamela Stephenson .....Gary Kroeger Lew Goldman.....Billy Crystal Announcer: And now, "Saturday Night News", with guest anchorperson George Carlin. George Carlin: Thank you, Don Pardo. Our top story tonight: The crew of the NASA space shuttle Discovery spent their fourth day in orbit posing for television pictures and waving [...]
George Carlin's first ever comedy special, filmed live at the University of Southern California. Here, he talks about monopoly, flying on planes, random thoughts, walking, and other things
Recorded May 2–3, 1986, at the Beverly Theater in Los Angeles It started out like any other night. I was feeling good. I'd just put in a long days work and I was really sure about this. It felt tight, no loopholes but I wasn't about to get cocky. I'd [...]
Performing at the Celebrity Star Theater in Phoenix on July 23, 1978, Carlin mesmerizes his audience in the second of his 12 HBO specials. The routines include: Death, Kids & Parents, Newscast #2, Time and Al Sleet, the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman
George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They're Only Words, Dogs, Things you never hear, see or wanna hear, Some people are stupid, Cancer, Feminists, Good Ideas, Rape, Life's moments, and organ donors.
Ciao, grazie. Grazie. Grazie. Grazie molte. Grazie. Grazie a tutti. Grazie a tutti. Grazie e un saluto a New York. Ciao New York e grazie. Si'. Ok. E' passato un po' di tempo dall'ultima volta che sono stato qui... ...e nel frattempo sono successe un paio di cose. Volevo parlare [...]
Siete gentili, grazie! Grazie mille, lo apprezzo. Grazie mille, grazie a tutti, grazie! Lo apprezzo... Grazie, grazie... Allora, lasciate che vi chieda una cosa... ...lasciate che vi chieda, come state tutti stasera, eh? Ottimo, be', andate affanculo! Cerco solo di farvi sentire a casa vostra. Ora, sentite, sono stato qua [...]
Grazie, grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare... Mi piacerebbe... grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare dicendo: affanculo Lance Armstrong! Affanculo lui e le sue palle e le sue biciclette e i suoi steroidi e le sue maglie gialle... ...e la stupida espressione vuota sul suo volto, sono stanco di quello stronzo. E [...]
Back in Town is George Carlin's 15th album and ninth HBO special. It was also released on CD on September 17, 1996. This was also his first of many performances at the Beacon Theater in New York City "Abortion" Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people [...]
Jammin' in New York is George Carlin's 14th album and eighth HBO special, recorded on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. "Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf" Thank you and hello New York! Okay, it’s [...]
You Are All Diseased is the 16th album and 11th HBO live broadcast stand-up special by comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999 at the Beacon Theater in New York City
Full transcript of Complaints and Grievances, HBO comedy special by stand-up comedian George Carlin. It was recorded on November 17, 2001.
George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO