George Carlin: The Indian Drill Sergeant – Transcript

2020-04-13T23:27:44+01:00April 13th, 2020|COMEDY|

In 1965 “The Indian Sergeant,” was emerging as George Carlin’s surefire crowd-pleaser. The premise involved an Indian warrior who called his troops to order like an army drill sergeant. Carlin introduced the bit by noting that classic Westerns typically spent an hour and a half showing the cowboys getting ready for the climactic Indian attack, but never showed the Indians preparing.

George Carlin: Saving the Planet – Full Transcript

2019-08-23T17:40:59+01:00August 22nd, 2019|COMEDY|

George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doing just fine. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution.

Carlin at Carnegie (1983) – Full Transcript

2019-08-22T10:34:35+01:00October 15th, 2018|COMEDY|

In this live performance at Carnegie Hall Carlin exhibits his artistry in some of his best tongue-twisting routines. Included in his irreverent repertoire are is the classic “Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television.”

George Carlin: Religion is Bullshit

2019-08-22T10:28:24+01:00October 3rd, 2017|COMEDY|

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.

Saturday Night News with George Carlin [11/10/1984] – Full Transcript

2018-10-03T15:16:15+01:00October 3rd, 2017|COMEDY|

.....George Carlin .....Pamela Stephenson .....Gary Kroeger Lew Goldman.....Billy Crystal Announcer: And now, "Saturday Night News", with guest anchorperson George Carlin. George Carlin: Thank you, Don Pardo. Our top story tonight: The crew of the NASA space shuttle Discovery spent their fourth day in orbit posing for television pictures and waving [...]

George Carlin at USC (1977) – Full Transcript

2019-08-22T10:29:10+01:00August 21st, 2017|COMEDY|

George Carlin's first ever comedy special, filmed live at the University of Southern California. Here, he talks about monopoly, flying on planes, random thoughts, walking, and other things

GEORGE CARLIN: PLAYING WITH YOUR HEAD (1986) – Full Transcript

2019-08-22T10:29:39+01:00July 13th, 2017|COMEDY|

Recorded May 2–3, 1986, at the Beverly Theater in Los Angeles It started out like any other night. I was feeling good. I'd just put in a long days work and I was really sure about this. It felt tight, no loopholes but I wasn't about to get cocky. I'd [...]