BILL HICKS: REVELATIONS (1993) – FULL TRANSCRIPT
01/08/2017
This was Bill Hicks last recorded stand up routine performed at the London Dominion Theatre several months before his death in 1994
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Lewis Black: Black to the Future (2016) | Transcript
01/08/2017
Lewis Black meanders through anecdotes about a trip to Copenhagen (where it’s possible to be simultaneously Socialist and happy), a lactating German woman and mental-illness policies, and – just in time for the elections – he takes on Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
DOUG STANHOPE: BEFORE TURNING THE GUN ON HIMSELF (2012) – Transcript
01/08/2017
Before Turning the Gun on Himself is the eighth stand-up comedy album by Doug Stanhope, released on November 6, 2012, by Roadrunner Records. It was
DOUG STANHOPE: DEADBEAT HERO (2004) – Transcript
01/08/2017
In “Deadbeat Hero,” Stanhope tackles all of the most relevant and controversial issues of our times: Abortion, “liberty,” war, whether blindly supporting the troops is a good thing, the drug war, the Alabama-Mississippi ban on dildos and other sex toys, gay marriage and priest molestations. More bizarre topics include two-head babies, his suicidal cat-lady mother, and more.
JIM JEFFERIES: CONTRABAND (2008) – Full Transcript
27/07/2017
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Art theatre. Can you please go mental for, Jim Jefferies! How you all going? Welcome to the recording of
Mike Birbiglia: Thank God for Jokes (2017) | Transcript
26/07/2017
“Thank God for Jokes” by Mike Birbiglia is a humorous exploration of comedy, celebrity anecdotes, and the nuances of joke-telling
SARAH SILVERMAN: A SPECK OF DUST (2017) – Full Transcript
26/07/2017
In her first comedy special post-health scare, Sarah Silverman shares a mix of fun facts, sad truths and yeah-she-just-went-there moments
GEORGE CARLIN: PLAYING WITH YOUR HEAD (1986) – Full Transcript
13/07/2017
Recorded May 2–3, 1986, at the Beverly Theater in Los Angeles It started out like any other night. I was feeling good. I’d just put
GEORGE CARLIN: AGAIN!* (1978) – Full Transcript
11/07/2017
Performing at the Celebrity Star Theater in Phoenix on July 23, 1978, Carlin mesmerizes his audience in the second of his 12 HBO specials. The routines include: Death, Kids & Parents, Newscast #2, Time and Al Sleet, the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman
LOUIS C.K.: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE S42E17 (2017) – Transcript
07/07/2017
Host Louis C.K. calls out chickens for being racist and wonders if giraffes are amazed by their long necks
MITCH HEDBERG: COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL (1999) – Full Transcript
06/07/2017
Mitch Hedberg’s half-hour special on Comedy Central This is the uncut 37 minute version. Tonight from the Palace in Hollywood, California. Comedy Central Presents Mitch
Tom Segura: Completely Normal (2014) – Transcript
30/06/2017
Levelheaded stand-up Tom Segura shares offhand appraisals on hotels and opens up about his hobbies and digestive ailments in this comedy special
GEORGE CARLIN: CARLIN ON CAMPUS (1984) – Full Transcript
29/06/2017
Full transcript of ‘Carlin on Campus’, 10th album and fourth HBO special by American comedian George Carlin recorded April 18–19, 1984
Louis C.K.: Live at the Beacon Theatre (2011) – Transcript
28/06/2017
Louis jokes about fatherhood, success, and flying first class at the Beacon Theatre in New York
RICKY GERVAIS: OUT OF ENGLAND 2 (2010) – Full Transcript
23/06/2017
Full transcript of HBO stand-up special ‘Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2’. Recorded before a live audience at the Chicago Theatre in Chicago
AMY SCHUMER: THE LEATHER SPECIAL (2017) – Full Transcript
20/06/2017
Comic sensation Amy Schumer riffs on sex, dating and the absurdities of fame in a bold and uncensored stand-up set at Denver’s Bellco Theater
JIM GAFFIGAN: CINCO (2017) – Full Transcript
12/06/2017
Full transcript of Jim Gaffigan’s fifth Netflix original stand up special Cinco. Recorded at the Palace Theater in Columbus, Ohio
JIM JEFFERIES: I SWEAR TO GOD (2009) – FULL TRANSCRIPT
06/06/2017
In this HBO special, ‘I Swear to God’, Jim Jefferies discusses religion and racism, his own family and childhood, the idiocy of no-smoking signs, sluts vs. studs, drugs and alcohol, and tells a very embarrassing story about what happened to him after purchasing some adult entertainment material
LOUIS C.K.: HILARIOUS (2010) – Full Transcript
01/06/2017
In this unique and dynamic live concert experience, Louis C.K.’s exploration of life after 40 destroys politically correct images of modern life with thoughts we have all had…but would rarely admit to
LOUIS C.K.: SHAMELESS (2007) – Full Transcript
30/05/2017
Please welcome Louis C.K.! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thanks, that’s very nice. Hello, everybody. How are ya? Woo! Good, thanks for-
BILL BURR: I’M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY (2014) – Full Transcript
24/05/2017
[cheers and applause] All right, thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. How are you? What’s going on? Thank you.