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ADEL KARAM: LIVE FROM BEIRUT (2018) – Full Transcript

Adel Karam goes back to his hometown to appear at Beirut’s renowned Casino du Liban where his standup pokes fun at everything from relationships to regional social issues with his distinctly local blend of smart, sarcastic humour.

STEPHEN KING: PLAYBOY INTERVIEW (1983) – by Eric Norden

In the early winter of 1972, a Maine housewife dusting her husband’s makeshift study fished a discarded manuscript out of the wastebasket and sat down to read it. When Stephen King returned from teaching high school English that evening, his wife, Tabitha, persuaded him to resume work on the abandoned novel, despite his conviction “that I had written the world’s all-time loser.”

STEWART LEE: 90s COMEDIAN (2006) – Full Transcript

The Catholic Church are very worried about you all reading The Da Vinci Code. And in fact, in January last year, the Vatican actually issued an official statement reminding Dan Brown readers that the books are largely fictional and full of historically unverifiable information…

DAVE ATTELL: ROAD WORK (2014) – Full Transcript

As expected, Attell doesn’t hold back on disgusting and self-deprecating humor. He confesses that his genitals look more and more like a tent that no one knows how to fold and that on his best day his junk smells like a foot.

Eddie Izzard: Glorious

Eddie Izzard – Glorious (1997) – Transcript

Eddie Izzard’s routine has a loose trajectory from the beginning of the Old Testament and the creation of the world in seven days to Revelations; God, in the voice of James Mason, makes several appearances.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain (1996)

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain (1996) – Transcript

In his second HBO stand-up special Chris Rock discusses life, relationships, racism, society, politics, and controversial figures such as OJ Simpson, Marion Barry, and even the President — speaking not only from personal experience but also keen observations.

ARI SHAFFIR: DOUBLE NEGATIVE (2017) – Full Transcript

Shaffir’s Double Negative includes a 44-minute set called Children, followed by a 47-minute called Adulthood; both filmed on the same night at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin. Shaffir took only a brief intermission to change his wardrobe and the lighting, keeping the same crowd in the house.

Chris Rock: Tamborine (2018)

Chris Rock: Tamborine (2018) – Transcript

For his first stand-up special in nearly a decade, Chris Rock takes on many hot-button issues like Donald Trump and police violence, while also delving into his own personal life and mistakes, including cheating on his ex-wife and his self-described porn addiction.

EDDIE IZZARD: STRIPPED (2009) – Full Transcript

The acclaimed comedian of the surreal performs another unique stream-of-consciousness monologue in this latest live outing. Eddie ponders, among other things, the history of the world, cows in cars, and the existence of God.

BRIAN REGAN: STANDING UP (2007) – Full Transcript

Stand-up comedian Brian Regan offers his unique take on the absurd aspects of everyday life in this hilarious Comedy Central concert. With offbeat originality, Regan riffs on flight delays, greeting cards, baby books and his 3-year-old daughter.

JIMMY CARR: BEING FUNNY (2011) – Full Transcript

According to Ofcom, the people that make guidelines for television, the most offensive words on TV are the F word and C word, but I’m live on stage this evening so I can say whatever the fuck I like. And those cunts can’t do anything about it.

Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) | Transcript

“I’ve been described as the hardest-working man in comedy. Not that impressive, is it? The hardest-working man in comedy. That’s like being the best-looking guy in the burns unit. No offence to any burns victims we’ve got in. Are there any in? If there’s one, there’ll be fucking loads. They tend to stick together.”

Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable (1994) | Transcript

Recorded at the Albery Theatre in March 1994, Eddie Izzard delivers over 70 minutes of scatological material to a sold out crowd. He covers everything from films, Star Trek, cats, shopping and supermarkets.

D.L. Hughley: Unapologetic (2007) – Transcript

D.C., Hughley focuses on such topics as the dangers of living in the nation’s capital, the qualifications of the 2008 presidential candidates, the current administration, the immigration debate, Cuban refugees, airplane restrictions, the ‘n’ word, Don Imus and freedom of speech, whites and blacks on cruise ships, Paris Hilton, and much more…

BRIDGET EVERETT: GYNECOLOGICAL WONDER (2015) – Full Transcript

Bridget Everett takes everyone by the balls in her one-hour special, Gynecological Wonder. Her raucous, raunchy and hilarious show is as heartfelt as it is unpredictable as she belts out beautiful songs that will make you laugh, cry and sometimes cringe.

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