George Carlin: Politically Correct Language
18/02/2021
George Carlin’s critical thinking on pc language, still relevant today.
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George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2006) – Transcript
28/12/2020
George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO
George Carlin: Doin’ It Again (1990) – Transcript
27/06/2020
George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They’re Only Words, Dogs, Things you never hear, see or wanna hear, Some people are stupid, Cancer, Feminists, Good Ideas, Rape, Life’s moments, and organ donors.
George Carlin: The Indian Drill Sergeant – Transcript
13/04/2020
In 1965 “The Indian Sergeant,” was emerging as George Carlin’s surefire crowd-pleaser. The premise involved an Indian warrior who called his troops to order like an army drill sergeant. Carlin introduced the bit by noting that classic Westerns typically spent an hour and a half showing the cowboys getting ready for the climactic Indian attack, but never showed the Indians preparing.
George Carlin: Dumb Americans (2006) – Full Transcript
12/09/2019
Full transcript of George Carlin’s “Dumb Americans,” excerpted from “Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO
George Carlin: Saving the Planet – Full Transcript
22/08/2019
George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doing just fine. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth’s resilience towards bombardment by pollution.
George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988) – Full Transcript
14/05/2019
George Carlin changes his act by bringing politics into the act, but also talks about the People he can do without, Keeping People Alert, and Cars and Driving part 2.
Carlin at Carnegie (1983) – Full Transcript
15/10/2018
In this live performance at Carnegie Hall Carlin exhibits his artistry in some of his best tongue-twisting routines. Included in his irreverent repertoire are is the classic “Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television.”
GEORGE CARLIN: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MONOLOGUE (1975) – FULL TRANSCRIPT
04/10/2018
After entering the stage through the audience, George Carlin recites “Baseball and Football” from his new album “An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso”.
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased (1999) – Transcript
06/04/2018
You Are All Diseased is the 16th album and 11th HBO live broadcast stand-up special by comedian George Carlin, recorded on February 6, 1999 at the Beacon Theater in New York City
GEORGE CARLIN ON ABORTION AND “PRO-LIFERS”
25/10/2017
George Carlin on the 1996 HBO special “Back in Town”, blasting “pro-lifers”, conservatives and generally “anti-women” entities such as the Catholic Church.
GEORGE CARLIN: RELIGION IS BULLSHIT [TRANSCRIPT]
03/10/2017
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
Saturday Night News with George Carlin [11/10/1984] – Full Transcript
03/10/2017
…..George Carlin …..Pamela Stephenson …..Gary Kroeger Lew Goldman…..Billy Crystal Announcer: And now, “Saturday Night News”, with guest anchorperson George Carlin. George Carlin: Thank you, Don
George Carlin at USC (1977) – Full Transcript
21/08/2017
George Carlin’s first ever comedy special, filmed live at the University of Southern California. Here, he talks about monopoly, flying on planes, random thoughts, walking, and other things
GEORGE CARLIN: PLAYING WITH YOUR HEAD (1986) – Full Transcript
13/07/2017
Recorded May 2–3, 1986, at the Beverly Theater in Los Angeles It started out like any other night. I was feeling good. I’d just put
GEORGE CARLIN: AGAIN!* (1978) – Full Transcript
11/07/2017
Performing at the Celebrity Star Theater in Phoenix on July 23, 1978, Carlin mesmerizes his audience in the second of his 12 HBO specials. The routines include: Death, Kids & Parents, Newscast #2, Time and Al Sleet, the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman
GEORGE CARLIN: CARLIN ON CAMPUS (1984) – Full Transcript
29/06/2017
Full transcript of ‘Carlin on Campus’, 10th album and fourth HBO special by American comedian George Carlin recorded April 18–19, 1984
George Carlin: Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
26/04/2017
The original version of George Carlin’s classic routine, from his landmark comedy album Class Clown (1972).
GEORGE CARLIN: JAMMING IN NEW YORK (1992) – Testo italiano completo
12/04/2017
Ciao, grazie. Grazie. Grazie. Grazie molte. Grazie. Grazie a tutti. Grazie a tutti. Grazie e un saluto a New York. Ciao New York e grazie.
GEORGE CARLIN: YOU ARE ALL DISEASED (1999) – Testo italiano completo
12/04/2017
Siete gentili, grazie! Grazie mille, lo apprezzo. Grazie mille, grazie a tutti, grazie! Lo apprezzo… Grazie, grazie… Allora, lasciate che vi chieda una cosa… …lasciate
GEORGE CARLIN: IT’S BAD FOR YA! (2008) – Testo italiano completo
12/04/2017
Grazie, grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare… Mi piacerebbe… grazie, grazie! Mi piacerebbe iniziare dicendo: affanculo Lance Armstrong! Affanculo lui e le sue palle e le