Uncharted (2022) | Transcript

A young street-smart, Nathan Drake and his wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan embark on a dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.
Uncharted (2022)

Street-smart Nathan Drake (Tom Holland) is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter Victor “Sully” Sullivan (Mark Wahlberg) to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada. What starts as a heist job for the duo becomes a globe-trotting, white-knuckle race to reach the prize before the ruthless Santiago Moncada (Antonio Banderas), who believes he and his family are the rightful heirs. If Nate and Sully can decipher the clues and solve one of the world’s oldest mysteries, they stand to find $5 billion in treasure and perhaps even Nate’s long-lost brother…but only if they can learn to work together.

* * *

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WIND GUSTING]

[MEN SCREAMING]

Oh, crap!

[GRUNTING]

[♪♪♪]

[STRAINING]

[YELPS, SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, my God, I’m so sorry!

[SCREAMING]

That was purely reactive.

[GRUNTING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[BULLETS WHIZZING]

Whoa!

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[GASPS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

[GASPING]

No! No!

[GRUNTS, PANTS]

[CAR ENGINE REVS]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Come on!

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

SAM: Nate! Come on.

I got you.

[NATE GRUNTING]

Help! I’m falling!

I got you. Come on.

[STRAINING]

I got you.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey. Keep it down.

Oh, my God.

[HUSHED] Hey. Hey.

What part of “wait for me” did you not get?

I said I’m coming with you.

Okay. Okay.

We’re looking for the Age of Explorers exhibit.

So be quiet.

Bubble Yum?

That’s my last piece. Let’s split it.

Hey.

Punk.

All right, smart guy. Who’s this?

Too easy. Ferdinand Magellan.

First guy to sail around the world.

Wrong. Magellan never made it all the way around.

He just took all the credit.

Holy shit. There it is.

What?

Shh.

[WHISPERS] Come here.

First map of the whole world.

You know what Magellan was really looking for?

Gold.

But he never made it home.

So all that gold, it’s just gone?

Whoa.

Lost. Not gone.

There’s a difference.

If something’s lost, it can be found.

But lucky for us, we got pirate blood in our veins.

Descended from Sir Francis Drake himself.

At least, that… was what Mom and Dad used to say.

[SIGHS]

You know, sometimes I think they’re out there somewhere.

Like they’re just lost.

They’re not lost.

They’re gone.

All right.

This map is worth a fortune.

Here goes nothing.

[CLICKING]

Come on.

[ALARM BLARING]

Let’s go. Hey.

GUARD: Hey!

You two! Don’t move.

Hey! Hey!

Oh, crap.

We came here first out of respect, Sister B.

But this is his third strike.

Go get your things, Sam.

You can’t just let them take him away.

Say your goodbyes.

What the hell?

I’m not letting them lock me up.

No way.

I’m coming with you.

Not this time.

Come here.

You see me go anywhere without this?

No.

So you know I will never leave it behind.

I will always be with you.

It says “sic parvis magna.”

“Greatness from small beginnings.”

That’s you and me.

[CHUCKLES]

OFFICER: Let’s go, kid.

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

I better get going.

I’ll come back for you, Nate.

Promise.

[♪♪♪]

SAM [VOICE-OVER]: Never forget, you’re a Drake.

I love you.

[♪♪♪]

[HORN BLARES]

[TRAIN CLACKING]

[“HELLO HELLO HELLO” BY REMI WOLF PLAYING]

♪ Like, hello, hello, hello ♪

♪ How’s my little lady In the New York snow? ♪

[MUSIC CONTINUES FAINTLY OVER SPEAKERS]

[CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

[DOOR CREAKS]

Oh, well, well, well, if it isn’t the late, great and formerly employed Nate.

Well, at least you got the “great” part right.

♪ ‘Bout time That I take control ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’m A certified gambler… ♪

Hey, Goldie, I brought your stuff up.

Thank you.

Hey, how was last night?

Great.

Yeah, he was cute?

Very cute. [CHUCKLES]

Nice.

Hey.

Hi.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Hey, what can I get you?

A vodka tonic.

Vodka tonic? Come on.

It’s my first drink of the night. Test me a little.

Uh, I don’t know.

A… A negroni.

A ne-what?

Uh…

I’m kidding.

The negroni.

First made in 1919 for Count Camillo Negroni when he swapped the soda water in his usual drink, the Americano, for gin.

Haven’t seen you in here before.

It’s not really my neighborhood.

Not your neighborhood? Where are you from?

Greenwich.

Greenwich. Sounds nice.

Bartenders up there don’t give history lessons.

Well, bartenders in Greenwich don’t make negronis like this.

♪ You can put her In your pocket ♪

♪ And take her Across the country ♪

♪ If it ain’t cheatin’ Then what would you… ♪

You want to leave it open or closed?

Open, probably. It’s only Daddy’s money.

The cigarette.

Invented by Alfonso Cigaretti in 1462.

I’m kidding. I don’t… I don’t really know who invented the cigarette.

[CHUCKLES]

You’re kind of weird.

But kind of cute, too.

Well, then I’m kind of offended, but I’m also kind of flattered.

[CHUCKLES]

Here.

Come on.

Y-You know what?

It’s for the best.

I’ve been trying to quit.

Well, maybe it’s a sign.

Or maybe you just need to get one that works.

This old thing?

Oh, it works.

[CHUCKLES]

That trust fund ingenue…

She was the right mark.

Don’t know what you’re talking about.

Sure, you do.

You’re going slow, playing it safe, not lifting too much at once.

I mean, stop me if I’m wrong.

Well, you’re wrong.

And we’re also closed, so take off.

Victor Sullivan. You can call me Sully.

Thank you.

I won’t, but thank you.

I got a job coming up… a big one.

I need another set of hands on it.

So this is what you do? You stumble into bars, trying to pick up an accomplice?

I’m offering you a real ticket out of here, a chance to see places you only read about in books.

What do you say?

You missed the read, Victor.

I’m not a mark in some bar.

And some of us here would really like to go home, so… get out.

Fair enough.

Bye-bye, now.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, Goldie, let me get a beer.

Sure.

[♪♪♪]

Son of a bitch.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, hey, hey, get your head

out of your ass.

Whoa.

I’m so sorry. I didn’t see ya.

[GROANS]

[LOCK CLICKING]

[♪♪♪]

[LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS]

SULLY: Hey.

I see patience ain’t your virtue.

Surprised to see me?

Not even slightly. I made you a drink.

NATE: Shirley Temple.

That’s hilarious. And the bracelet?

It’s in the first drawer there on my desk,

if you want it.

But I think you’re here ’cause you got bigger fish to fry.

Nah, I’m just here for the bracelet.

You done?

No.

Oof. This looks valuable.

[OBJECT DROPS IN BAG]

Now I’m done.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Why the map?

Of everything in here, that stopped you.

Because it looks like it might be authentic.

Oh, not might be. It is.

Holy shit.

This line here shows the path

that Ferdinand Magellan took to sail around the world.

First guy to do it. You know your history.

Yeah, only he wasn’t the first guy to do it.

Magellan died in the Philippines

on a random beach somewhere.

It was his captain, Juan Sebastián Elcano,

finished the trip with 17 others.

Also known as the Infamous 18.

I know the legend that his voyage

wasn’t about exploration…

it was about finding that gold…

but it’s just a story.

No. I beg to differ.

These trips were hugely expensive back then.

The king of Spain couldn’t afford it.

There wasn’t gonna be any trip

until a private financier stepped in.

House of Moncada.

SULLY: Yep.

Bankrolled the Crusades, the Inquisition,

Franco’s fascists in the ’30s

and just about every horrible thing you can think of.

They offered Magellan his grand voyage of exploration

so long as he came back with that gold.

How much gold?

Today’s dollars… [EXHALES SHARPLY]

Five billion, easy.

It’s the biggest treasure that’s never been found.

[CLOSES BOOK]

Look, I’ve been dreaming about this since I was a kid,

but somehow you already knew that.

You know, when Sam said he had a little brother who was

just as into this Magellan stuff,

I thought, “There’s no way.”

Wait, you know my brother Sam?

Oh, we were practically friends.

That’s saying something, considering the company I keep.

Look.

NATE: Look at him.

[CHUCKLING] He has a beard.

Where is he? When was this taken?

Almost two years ago, San Sebastián, Spain.

We were getting close to Captain Elcano’s tomb,

where Sam was sure we’d find his journal

and in it the location of that gold.

Then he disappears.

Doesn’t call, doesn’t answer my texts, nothing.

He ghosted me.

Yeah, that sounds like my brother.

Oh, so he hasn’t been in touch?

Sam? No.

Not even a postcard?

No, not a postcard, phone call, text message, email, nothing.

Hey, look, I don’t know what happened between you two,

but I think if we find that gold,

there’s a real good chance we find him, too.

What do you say?

Sam left when I was 10.

He would call every once in a while,

swore he’d come back, but he never did.

The Sam that I knew disappeared a long time ago.

So, nah, you’ll have to find somebody else.

Wow.

I’m really losing my touch.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

SAM [VOICE-OVER]: Wish you were here, bro.

[SIGHS]

There’s a whole world you haven’t seen,

but you will.

I promise.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[CHUCKLES]

[♪♪♪]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, kid.

What took you so long?

So, when do we start?

There’s an auction coming up.

Biggest collection of Spanish Renaissance art

and artifacts anywhere this century.

One of those items is La Cruz de la Hermandad.

Only it’s not a cross.

It’s a key… a key that unlocks

the chamber where the Infamous 18 hid their gold.

Very cool, but the legend said there are two keys,

one for the captain and one for the crew,

so no one man could steal the gold by himself.

One key doesn’t do us any good.

You ever get outside when you were a kid?

I mean, how do you remember

all this shit?

[CHUCKLES]

Only one thing:

I already have the captain’s key.

Second one’s in there.

The Augustine… it’s an auction house.

It’s very exclusive, but I got us on the list.

Look, all I need you to do is

kill the power during the auction.

That’ll trigger the main alarm,

and then I can do my thing.

Okay.

And how am I supposed to kill the power?

Well, shit, that’s up to you. I mean, you got to bring

something to the equation. I’m not cutting you in for fun.

Actually, that’s a good point.

We haven’t spoken about my cut yet.

I assume we’re 50-50, right?

Fifty-fif…? On what, the gold?

Yeah.

Are you high?

You know this has been years of my life?

You get ten percent,

and that’s me being generous.

Wow.

That’s awfully generous.

What are you gonna do with that kind of money?

[“THE RAIN THAT NEVER CAME” BY APACHE SUN PLAYING]

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

♪ You got me feeling Like I did before ♪

♪ Only to know I can’t take no more ♪

♪ You got me shaking And everything ♪

♪ You got me breathing Like I did again ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ And then I dream ♪

[GRUNTING, PANTING]

♪ And I know It’s getting closer ♪

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

[SONG ENDS]

You still working on the tie?

I just can’t figure out the length.

I just keep making it all fat.

Come here.

You know what you’re doing?

Yeah, my dad was a Navy man.

I could do this one-handed with my eyes shut.

You served, too, didn’t you? Dishonorable discharge.

Hey, you did some homework, huh?

Of course I did.

I flew helicopters.

I was preserving some artifacts from a museum in Baghdad.

I was over the max load weight, crashed pretty hard.

They got all upset, kicked me out.

Bit of an overreaction, but what are you gonna do?

You say “preserving,”

but you mean looting, right?

Well, if I didn’t take ’em, somebody else would’ve.

You asked for that.

Thank you.

And what’s with the cat?

Oh, the cat? She’s just for you.

What?

Yeah.

Your life seemed super sad.

No, no, no, I’m not gonna keep this thing.

They’re gonna shit all over my floor.

[MEOWS]

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN: Hey, wait for me.

SULLY: Hey.

These people can tell a fake when they see one, all right?

You have to believe the lie you’re selling.

You belong here. You’re one of them.

Or you can just go with the Bubblicious. Jesus.

No, this is Bubble Yum.

It’s the same thing. Here, put that in your ear.

No way.

Hello?

Hello?

I can hear you.

I’m sitting right next to you.

Oh, shit, I think I pushed it in too far.

Is it okay?

Let’s go.

[♪♪♪]

Oof.

Look at that car.

Bet that ain’t cheap.

SULLY: Shit. Santiago Moncada.

Like the House of Moncada?

Yeah.

He thinks the cross is his by birthright.

If he buys it before we can grab it,

you kiss that gold goodbye.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LIGHT JAZZ PLAYING]

BARTENDER: Welcome, sir. What can I get you?

NATE: You know what, I’ll have a martini.

Yes, sir.

A martini?

Yeah. Why not?

That’ll go great with the bubble gum.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

You should actually put the gum in the martini.

You’d have a bubble gum martini.

That’s actually not a bad idea.

Yeah.

My God, this girl is totally flirting with me.

Where?

There.

The woman with Moncada.

Look, she’s flirting with me. Hi.

It’s not flirting, all right? Not with you.

That is Jo Braddock. You ever see her coming,

you need to run the other way. I’m serious.

She’s coming this way now. Look.

Yeah, then you know what to do.

You’ll thank me later.

Hello, Victor.

Oh, what’s the matter?

Feelings still hurt after San Sebastián?

You’re something else.

[CHUCKLES]

So, what ridiculous scheme have you cooked up this time?

Well, if I tell you, it’ll ruin the surprise.

Well, you do tend to ruin everything, don’t you?

I’m not the one working for Moncada.

I mean, that’s low… even for you, Jo.

Whatever gets me the gold, right?

Well, you taught me that, Victor.

Increíble.

Whoa, Jesus.

Oh, sorry.

It’s pretty cool, huh?

Well, it’s a one-of-a-kind solid-gold altar crucifix.

Handcrafted in Barcelona in the early 16th century,

so it’s… yes, yeah, it’s pretty cool, yeah.

Wow. You know your crosses.

My family has been looking for this one for a very long time.

No way.

So have I.

Y-You are a collector?

I dabble.

I don’t dabble.

This cross has a very tragic history.

18 men died trying to hold on to it.

So much blood so needlessly spilled.

[GAVEL TAPPING]

AUCTIONEER: Ladies and gentlemen,

if I could have your attention, please.

Good luck to you.

AUCTIONEER: Would you please take your seats?

The auction will be commencing very soon.

[EXHALES]

SULLY [OVER EARBUD]: Hey, Bubble Yum.

You done chatting up our archnemesis?

I’m pretty sure he just threatened to kill me.

Don’t touch your ear like that. You look like an idiot.

Get a move on.

AUCTIONEER: Now, most of you

may be well aware of the fact that…

NATE: Gonna make my way upstairs.

AUCTIONEER: …are made from some of

the most exciting items,

many of which are exceedingly rare,

from our Spanish Renaissance collection.

NATE [OVER EARBUD]: Uh, your girlfriend seems pissed.

Is that something I should be worried about?

SULLY: Just stay focused.

AUCTIONEER: So, once again…

Keep an eye on him for me.

AUCTIONEER: …if you would, please come

and take your seats.

Thank you very much.

[DOOR LOCK BEEPS]

Excuse me.

Okay, let’s get started, then, with lot number one.

A magnificent oil on copper,

“Our Lady of Good Counsel” by Bartolomé Pérez.

[♪♪♪]

Hello?

600,000, going once, going twice…

Sold to the lady in the back.

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you very much.

The cross is up next, kid.

[TOOL WHIRRING]

Um…

Sully, don’t worry.

I got it.

[SIZZLES]

Ow. [GROANS]

AUCTIONEER: La Cruz de la Hermandad.

Now, most of you will know this was made in Barcelona

circa 16th century.

It is truly a gorgeous piece

and representative of Spanish Renaissance gold work.

So, we’re gonna start off tonight’s bidding at 200,000.

Do I have 200,000 in the room?

Thank you very much.

I have an opening bid of 200,000 from Mr. Moncada.

NATE: Okay. Here we go.

Do I hear four?

How we doing?

We’re doing great.

AUCTIONEER: 500,000 it is. Do I have six?

I have six. Thank you very much, madam.

I don’t have all night.

AUCTIONEER: Do I have seven?

700,000 from Mr. Moncada.

Do we have eight?

No takers?

So, fair warning on 700,000.

That is 700, going once…

Don’t make me do this.

…700, going twice.

And…

There we are at the back of the room.

Thank you very much, sir. We have 800,000.

800,000 is the bid, ladies and gentlemen. Do I have nine?

SULLY: I’m spending money I don’t have.

Okay. Here goes nothing.

Oh, God!

Ya shouldnae come out to play with the big boys, wee’un,

’cause you’re about to get a proper Scottish welcome.

I’m sorry?

[GRUNTING]

Mr. Moncada, it’s back to you now… 1.9.

Mr. Moncada makes it an even $2 million,

ladies and gentlemen.

[CROWD MURMURING]

Well, train’s already left the station, right? Why not?

2.1. Thank you very much, indeed.

Mr. Moncada, over to you.

Any advances on that?

[WHISPERS]

2.2. We have 2.2, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, God, here she comes.

I said ya shouldnae come out to play with the big boys,

wee’un, ’cause you’re about to get a proper Scottish welcome!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I literally have no idea what you’re saying.

You little… [GROANS]

2.2 is what we have.

Do I have 2.3? He goes with it.

Mr. Moncada takes it to $3 million.

[GROANS] Stupid door.

Okay. Um…

Oh, God.

Sully, I think you’re just gonna have to buy that cross.

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

AUCTIONEER: Fair warning.

$3 million it is, going once…

You better do something now.

Kill the power, fake a heart attack…

I don’t give a shit.

[GRUNTING]

AUCTIONEER: …going twice…

And…

NATE: Ah, this is gonna suck! [YELLS]

[FRANTIC MURMURING]

SCOTSMAN: Get back here!

Get on him! Come on, come on!

Well, that was something.

What’s your plan now?

Well, at least you fat-asses

can’t come out here and get me.

AUCTIONEER: There is a small situation,

but I’m sure we’ll have it sorted out

in just a second.

MAN: Come on, careful.

AUCTIONEER: Can we secure the cross, please?

Thank you very much.

SCOTSMAN: Grab him

by the trousers and get him by the balls!

AUCTIONEER: Security, can you go down

and find out exactly what’s going on?

You’re doing great. Hang in there.

Oh… Oh, shit.

[GRUNTING, WHIMPERING]

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[CROWD GASPING]

WOMAN: Oh, my God. Are you okay?

[COUGHING]

Hey, Trent, Addison wanted me

to take that to the vault pronto.

Okay.

Thanks.

GUARD: Everybody, remain calm.

Sully, where you going? You can’t leave me.

There’s only one rule in this game, kid:

Don’t get caught.

[PANTING]

Excuse me, sir. We need to ask you a few questions.

I think that’s a little rude. I think I should be

asking you the questions, if I’m honest.

Actually, you know what? I’m-a do you one better.

I’m-a get my lawyer to ask the questions,

starting with: Who installed that handrail?

I mean, look at that thing.

Hey!

Hey, get back here! Hey!

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Even more ridiculous than I could have imagined.

I don’t know. I think it was going pretty well so far.

Funny.

I think that belongs to me.

Jo, come on.

Save it, Victor.

[DOOR OPENS]

Save…

Oh, thank God.

Guys, she’s trying to steal the cross.

Just put down the case and step aside.

Yeah, put down my case.

[CASE CLUNKS ON FLOOR]

Step aside.

I’ll get this to where it belongs.

Good luck.

GUARD: All right, lady. Stay calm, all right?

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[SIGHS] Sorry sons of bitches.

[♪♪♪]

[ENGINE STARTS]

All right, let’s get out of here, Tony.

Hey. You surprised to see me?

Well, you proved yourself again, kid.

That was some swan dive you took.

You were just gonna leave me back there.

Well, it wouldn’t do any good having us both locked up.

Somebody had to get the cross.

Holy shit, you got it.

Hey, maybe I should hold on to that for…

What, you don’t trust me?

Oh, is that supposed to be funny?

Here.

Tony, take us to Teterboro.

Unless you want to get dropped off somewhere else.

Oh, yeah, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

Sorry, Sully, but I’m all in.

Hey, Tony, Teterboro.

[♪♪♪]

NATE [CHUCKLING]: Wow. Captain’s journal. This is amazing.

There’s some crazy shit in there, huh?

It’s unbelievable. I mean, it totally confirms the legend.

Magellan did find tons of gold in the Philippines.

They hid the gold in Barcelona

and then told the Moncadas that the trip was a bust.

Okay, well, you have any bright ideas on how to use the keys?

Yeah, here. The captain wrote,

“The path begins in Barcelona where the keys turn into pine.”

And then there’s a sketch here of a pine tree. Here.

So we’re looking for a tree.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow. That’s your expert analysis?

Well, you just gave me the book like an hour ago.

What am I supposed to do?

I mean, I got that far on my own.

I’ve seen the picture of the tree. Where’s the gold?

Is it under the tree? Is it in the tree?

I don’t know. Could be.

Look out the window.

There’s a lot of trees in Barcelona.

[“COMO EL AGUA” BY CAMARÓN DE LA ISLA PLAYING]

SULLY: All right, anything you need in Barcelona,

Chloe Frazer can get it.

I didn’t tell her about you yet, but she’s cool.

Hey, Chlo.

Who the hell is this?

I’m Nate. I’m a friend of Sully’s.

Sully doesn’t have any friends.

I should know. I’m one of them.

That’s not true. People love me.

And what’s with the spy games?

Why couldn’t we meet at the house?

I was making sure you weren’t followed.

Come on, you don’t think I can spot a tail?

Mate, I’ve been on you since the airport. [CHUCKLES]

Really? All the way from the airport?

CHLOE: Look, it doesn’t matter.

Why is he here?

Why am I…? Why are you here?

Clearly, you didn’t tell him.

Chloe has the other cross.

What?

Did I not mention that?

No, you didn’t.

Are you sure? Well, look,

it’s mine, basically, all right?

Okay.

So we’re all gonna be partners on this thing.

That’s the way it’s happening, so get used to it.

No, we’re not.

Look, word to the unwise…

everything out of this one’s mouth

is an exaggeration, a half-truth

or an outright lie.

You know what?

That is not true.

See ya, Sully.

That’s… Come on, Chlo.

She’ll come back. She has to.

I don’t think she’s coming back.

So?

Where’s the cross?

It’s in my bag.

Check your bag. Do it now.

Shit.

You let her take the cross? You let her take the cross.

Shit.

You better get that cross back!

You got to be kidding me. What a rookie mistake.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Could you move any slower?!

I got a bad ankle, kid.

I can’t be running around out here.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, shit!

[GROANS]

[BICYCLE BELL DINGS]

NATE: Move!

Out of the way! Move, move, move!

[PEOPLE GASPING, MURMURING]

Move!

[GRUNTING]

[FRANTIC CHATTER]

[GRUNTING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

Listen! You don’t know where you’re going with them keys!

Look, you’re looking for a tree, right?

Piss off.

[GRUNTS] Listen to me.

The 18 were willing to wait years to go back for the gold.

They wouldn’t have picked a tree as a marker.

They would have picked something more permanent.

You’re full of shit.

SULLY: Hey.

Let her go.

She knows where to use the keys,

then she doesn’t need us, right?

Okay. Be my guest. Get out of here.

Thank you.

Bye.

[SIGHS]

If it’s not a tree, what is it?

At the auction house, Moncada called it an “altar crucifix.”

I didn’t think about it then, but it means that the cross

was originally made to stand on an altar.

In a church.

CHLOE & SULLY: Which church?

God, you guys never stop, do you?

Look, if we want to get the gold,

we’re gonna have to figure out a way to trust each other.

So give me the key.

Which church?

[BELL TOLLING]

NATE: Santa Maria del Pi.

Saint Mary of the Pine.

This has to be it.

You might just be a genius.

“Genius” is a stretch.

Oh, yeah? Look at that.

Now you know why I brought him.

Hmm.

Okay. Good work.

I’ll go see when we might have a private look inside.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t even think about it.

What?

Well, you don’t catch on

too quick, do you? She’s not to be trusted.

You met her for two minutes,

she already stole the cross from you.

She’s coming back.

There’s a midnight mass tonight,

so tomorrow’s the earliest we can poke around.

SULLY: You got our gear at the house, right?

CHLOE: Yeah. Come on.

[♪♪♪]

[IN SPANISH] Father.

You said we were going to discuss this.

[IN SPANISH] I changed my mind.

I’m allowed.

It’s not yours to give.

You built none of it

they did.

Our fortune is dipped in blood.

And giving it all away will release that stain?

[CHUCKLES]

I should have cut you off years ago.

Ms. Braddock.

Welcome to Barcelona as my ancestors knew it.

Quite something, isn’t it?

Yes, it’s truly an impressive excavation.

Yeah.

This competitor of yours, Victor Sullivan…

maybe he’s the one I should have hired.

Victor Sullivan is a liar and a fraud.

Any deal you make with him is worthless.

Perhaps.

But I’ve been told, uh,

he was seen in the Barrio Gótico.

Maybe you should look into it.

Yes, sir.

Good.

[QUIET CHATTER]

CHLOE: I found my cross in a crypt in Genoa,

but I didn’t know it was a key to a much bigger fortune.

Sully knew.

Doesn’t say what happens after we turn the keys.

“Trust in your fellow man, for one will

go to heaven and the other to hell.”

Well, it’s ironic,

seeing as the only point in having two keys

was that the 18 didn’t trust each other.

Well, good thing they didn’t, or we wouldn’t be here, right?

Like one big happy family.

Toast?

All right.

Arriba, abajo, al centro y pa’ dentro.

Hey, kid, slow down.

That’s a vintage rioja, all right?

You might want to just taste it, savor it.

Or chug it down like you’re on spring break.

All good.

I’m onto you, you know.

Sully.

What?

He’s Sam’s brother, isn’t he?

Oh, wow, you cracked the case. Great job.

Does he know what happened?

Not yet.

I-I’m gonna tell him.

When?

Who’s still thirsty?

I found another bottle of red.

Hey, kid, you think she’s okay?

Who?

My cat.

You have a cat?

The man from the app said he was gonna feed her,

but he didn’t text me back yet.

I don’t know what’s cuter… your concern

or the fact that you just said “the man from the app.”

[SCOFFS]

Stop.

[SIGHS]

[BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE]

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

[IN SPANISH] Do you come here to ruin the one place I find peace?

[IN SPANISH] Father,

you can’t give it away.

Tell me it’s not too late.

You can’t change my mind.

I’m making the arrangements.

This scavenger hunt is over.

Padre.

Do you really have no faith in me?

In Him I have faith.

[♪♪♪]

Who the hell are you?

Get out of my car!

[DOOR LOCKS CLICK]

Santiago, what are you doing?

Forgive me,

Father.

[BLADE SLASHES]

[ARMANDO GROANS]

[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]

NATE: Oh, great.

Nuns. Why’s it always got to be nuns?

All right, let’s just split up and figure out

where the keys go, huh?

[WHISPERS] Okay.

[♪♪♪]

SAM [VOICE-OVER]: Never thought I’d be back in church,

but this one’s special.

Hey, Sully.

What?

Nothing.

Hey, guys.

Come here.

Look.

CHLOE: “JSE.”

Juan Sebastián Elcano.

The 18 were here all right.

NATE: Look, if that’s the cathedral,

then these must be the stairs,

and they lead…

that way.

[♪♪♪]

Thoughts, altar boy?

NATE: “Caelum.” That’s, um, Latin for “heaven.”

Says in the journal, “Trust in your fellow man,

for one shall go to heaven, the other to hell.”

So, if heaven’s up there,

then hell has to be around here somewhere.

I hope.

Hey, I got a skeleton with angel wings.

That’s kind of between heaven and hell, right?

[CLANKING]

Does Mary look a little off to you?

Yeah.

No way.

SULLY: Hey. Come on, open it up.

I’m not gonna do that. We’re in a church, man.

Come on, have some respect.

Scared of a little old nun?

Well, you haven’t met Sister B, have you?

[CLANKING]

Hold that.

Here.

Okay.

[GRUNTS]

Well, there’s hell.

Whoa!

Holy shit. You found ’em.

Hey, what does that look like to you?

CHLOE: A keyhole.

Wait, which way should we turn, left or right?

I don’t know. Uh, what does the book say?

Um… oh, right here.

Both-both of you, uh,

turn your keys clockwise at the same time.

Three, two, one.

Turn.

Shit!

Thanks a lot. You almost got me killed.

Clockwise, Sully?

Well, it was 50-50, so I made a guess.

A guess? That could’ve been our heads!

Well, clearly, you should turn the keys the other way.

Kid, I don’t even have my glasses.

I can’t read this shit.

Yeah, clearly.

Just be careful, all right?

You’re gonna get somebody killed.

NATE: Okay, come on.

Counterclockwise.

Just look away from it.

Ready? Here we go.

Three, two, one.

Turn.

[RUMBLES]

Whoa!

Look at that. I was right the second time, huh?

NATE: Like, an opening back here.

[STRAINING] You want to help, Sully?

Oh, kid, I’m watching our back.

What if the nun comes down to get you?

Chloe?

[NATE & CHLOE STRAINING]

SULLY: There you go.

[GRUNTS]

All right, we’re making some progress.

Let’s go.

CHLOE: No, wait.

Hang on. What does the book say?

Uh, heaven and hell. One of us goes up, the other goes down.

Exactly. I’ll go down.

NATE: Yeah, I’ll come with you.

Really?

NATE: What?

Well, that was quick.

What are you talking about?

What, are you just gonna

follow her down there like a puppy dog?

What, you want me to come with you,

hold your hand?

You know what?

It’s fine. Give me your cross.

Not giving you my cross. Why would I do that?

‘Cause I’m probably gonna need it up there.

You have your girlfriend’s cross, don’t you?

You don’t need ’em both.

Okay, good point. Well, give me your phone.

No.

Sully, just give me your phone.

For what?

What, you don’t trust me?

I don’t trust anybody.

I thought I told you that already.

Thank you.

I thought you knew better.

Oh, my God.

You have so many apps open.

What is wrong with you?

Tinder?

Really?

I-I own that.

NATE: Okay. Now you can track us.

Try and stay on top of us, okay?

There you go.

Have fun in the haunted tunnel.

Yeah.

Enjoy.

Oh, we will.

[♪♪♪]

[LIVELY CHATTER IN DISTANCE]

NATE [OVER EARBUD]: This is amazing.

I mean, we’re the first ones down here in 500 years.

[QUIET CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

Find the other two.

I’ve got Sully.

Aye.

Hey, I got an arrow pointing this way.

The Eye of Providence.

I say we go with God.

But there’s literally an arrow that points this way.

Suit yourself.

But the arrow.

I’m gonna go this way.

Yeah, we should go your way. We should go your way.

Um…

Ah, great. Here we go again.

Do you want to work your magic?

So, uh, when did you decide to become Indiana Jones?

When I was a kid, I liked to go exploring.

[SIGHS]

One day, I found a bronze statue covered in gems

buried under a bridge.

I’ll never forget the feeling, you know?

I ran and showed it to my father.

I thought he’d put it in a museum.

But instead, he sold it.

He kept all the money.

We never saw him again.

Wow, that sucks. I’m sorry.

Why? I’m better for it.

Here. I got just the tool.

You see that?

Sure, when the big bad nun’s not around.

Does this look right to you?

Well, I don’t really know what the path

to ancient treasure’s supposed to look like.

More ancient?

I guess.

Hey, Sully, do you see anything weird up there?

SULLY: You’re gonna have to be more specific.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[DANCE MUSIC PULSING IN DISTANCE]

Do you hear that?

NATE: What the hell?

[MUSIC GROWING LOUDER]

[“HYPE” BY DIZZEE RASCAL AND CALVIN HARRIS BLARING]

SULLY [OVER EARBUDS]: Hey, what’s going on down there?

Hey, this can’t be right, can it?

SULLY: I can’t hear one thing you’re saying.

Come on, let’s go.

Yeah, this definitely doesn’t look right.

CHLOE: Look, above the bar.

“Infernum.” Isn’t that Latin for “hell”?

Yeah, it is. Come on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s Braddock’s backup.

What?

We better keep moving.

What are you doing?

Blending in.

Yeah, it’s not a bad idea.

Hey, listen, I’m not really much of a dancer.

♪ Straight gassed Got the whole place hype… ♪

Let’s go.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

[EXCITED CHATTER]

Hey, two Commonwealths.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I’m causing a distraction.

Oh, for God’s sake.

[PATRONS WHOOPING]

Do you think it’s another puzzle?

Well, whatever it is, you better figure it out fast.

I’m-a try and buy us some time.

Hey, can I get you a drink?

Gin and tonic, por favor.

NATE: This definitely isn’t a gin and tonic,

but it is on the house.

Gracias. [GASPS]

Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me guess.

Piña colada?

[GRUNTS]

[PATRONS EXCLAIM]

[GROANS]

[PATRONS EXCLAIM]

The Eye.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

You think you’re a comedian, do you, sunshine?

Okay, I got it, I got it.

Sex on the Beach.

[GRUNTING]

Nate!

[GRUNTS] Oh, shit.

Nate, this is not a time for shots. Let’s go!

[GRUNTS]

[FRUSTRATED GRUNTING]

God, those guys suck.

Where the hell are we?

Well, well, well.

[GRUNTING]

Look for a way out.

[CHLOE GRUNTING]

NATE: Think I found one.

[♪♪♪]

[QUIET CHATTER]

SULLY: Uh, almost caught up.

Hey, you got that key?

Yeah.

[RAPID CLICKING]

[GRUNTING]

[DEEP CREAKING, CLANKING]

Water.

A lot of water.

Oh, my God.

Um, this has to be a test.

The 18 must have built an escape, right?

What did the journal say again?

Uh, it said, “Trust in your fellow man,

for one shall go to heaven, the other to hell.”

“Trust in your fellow man, for one…”

Sully!

Sully! Uh, Sully!

There has to be another keyhole

up there somewhere that opens this door!

[“LUNA MEZZO MARE” BY LOU MONTE PLAYING]

I’m, like, literally in a Papa Johns right now.

NATE [OVER EARBUD]: Sully, we’re running out of time!

SULLY: I found it.

Excuse me, guys.

[DINERS EXCLAIM]

[PATRONS GASPING, SCREAMING]

I’m gonna need a minute.

NATE: Sully, we do not have a minute!

[GRUNTING]

[PATRONS GASPING, MURMURING]

Hand it over, Victor.

Oh, shit!

Give me the cross.

Come on, Jo.

You know I can’t do that.

You haven’t said “please.”

Now.

Okay.

[CROSS DROPS ON FLOOR]

[GASPING]

Didn’t I tell you you should’ve said “please”?

Oh, come on, Sully. After all we’ve been through?

[GUNSHOTS]

[PATRONS SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

Sully! Hurry!

SULLY: Shut up. I’m working on it.

NATE: I’ll shut up when you get us

the hell out of here.

Oh, sh…

[GRUNTING]

NATE: What’s going on?!

[GRUNTS] Sully, if you don’t turn that damn key,

we’re gonna drown.

It’s gonna take a little longer than I thought, kid.

[GRUNTING]

You got to help me.

Gonna try to get this grate up, okay?

Okay.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

I can’t believe you walked out on me, you son of a bitch.

Why? Did you miss me?

[GRUNTING AND GROANING CONTINUE]

[COUGHING]

Sully! [SPITS] It’s now or never, buddy!

We’re running out of options down here!

Nate, look at me.

[COUGHS]

We can do this.

Okay.

We can do this.

Deep breaths.

[BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY]

[GRUNTING]

Did you miss this, Victor? Hmm?

[MUFFLED GRUNT]

[GRUNTS WEAKLY]

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

[COUGHING, GASPING]

Chloe! [INHALES DEEPLY]

[GRUNTING]

Chloe.

[GRUNTING]

Chloe, please. Come on!

[GRUNTING]

[GURGLES, COUGHS]

[GRUNTS] Okay.

It’s okay.

[GASPING]

Here, I’m gonna lift you out.

Hey, guys. Say something.

Tell me you’re alive.

NATE: Yeah, we’re good.

[SNIFFLES] We’re still alive.

All right, then what are you waiting for? Get a move on.

[CHUCKLES]

Thank you.

You had it.

[SOFTLY] Yeah.

Yeah.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS, PANTS]

You good?

Yeah.

Hey, Sully, you still up there?

SULLY: I’m here. What do you got?

Not much. It’s dark as hell in here.

I always wanted to try this.

You need to give that thing up already.

Oh, come on.

Ha.

See? That’s all I ask.

Little faith.

SULLY: I see a light. Is that you?

NATE: Yeah, that’s us.

We’re in some sort of…

Roman antechamber.

Whoa.

[GRUNTS]

NATE: Hey, you got that key?

[BAG UNZIPS]

Thank you.

Okay.

No, it doesn’t fit.

Sully.

Okay.

Sully, we’re missing something.

See if you can find anything up there.

[GRUNTS] I can’t get the grate up.

CHLOE: Forget the grate and look.

I see something.

Looks like a ladder or something.

I think I get it.

I think it’s the two keys put together.

NATE: What?

I said I think it’s the two keys put together.

Throw your key down!

Hey. You two think you’re gonna double-cross me?

Hey, Sully, you want the stupid key, or you want the gold?

Come on, this is it. Throw it down.

I’m coming down there for this.

You hear me?

You ain’t gonna play me.

Typical Sully.

He’d rather lose the gold than…

[CROSS CLANKS ON GROUND]

Thank you.

NATE: Does that look like a ladder to you?

Yeah.

[GRUNTS]

Okay, ready?

Three, two, one.

[GRUNTS]

[RAPID CLICKING, CREAKING]

Did you see that?

What are you waiting for? [GRUNTS]

Whoa. What the…?

SULLY: What’s happening?

We found it.

SULLY: Is the gold there? Talk to me.

We’re in an old Roman storehouse.

It’s got to be at least 2,000 years old,

and there are these giant urns that are like eight feet tall.

SULLY: Are they intact?

Yeah, they’re perfectly preserved.

So, what are you waiting for? Open them up and get the gold.

Give me a lift.

Here we go. Three, two, one. Go.

[GRUNTING]

Okay. Are you okay?

[GRUNTING] Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

[YELLS IN PAIN]

[GRUNTING]

Okay.

You good?

Yeah.

You see anything?

[GRUNTS]

[CRACKLING]

NATE: Uh…

Chloe?

Salt.

Chloe? I think we have a problem.

Chloe?

They used salt to store food, but…

I don’t know why they’d put…

[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

[NATE GROANS]

SULLY: What’s happening?

CHLOE: No.

It’s got to be here.

Yeah, or why all the tricks?

Answer me, guys. What do you got?

The gold’s not here.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, my God.

SULLY: What? What is it?

They never brought it back.

The path to the gold starts here in Barcelona,

but it ends somewhere over here in the East Indies.

Hey, Chloe.

Give it to me.

You’re kidding, right?

I’m not getting screwed on this one.

Pick up the map and give it to me.

[SIGHS]

Nate, what’s going on down there?

Slowly.

SULLY: Hey, tell me what’s happening.

Sully, I got this.

Look, you don’t have to do this, okay?

Don’t…

try anything.

You can trust me.

Just put the gun down.

You have no idea who you’re partnered with, do you?

You don’t even really know what went down.

Went down with what?

[SIGHS]

Sam.

Who do you think?

What are you talking about?

Ask Sully.

No, no, no, no, no. No.

Chloe, please tell me what happened to my brother.

[WHISPERS] Please.

You’re a good guy, Nate.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS] Too good.

[♪♪♪]

SULLY [ECHOING]: Hey, Nate.

Wake up.

Got you pretty good, huh?

I tried to warn you about her,

but you didn’t want to listen, did you?

[GROANING SOFTLY]

What happened to my brother?

Stop thinking of the next lie you’re gonna tell me.

[GRUNTS]

Where’s Sam, Sully?

I should’ve told you before.

But your brother…

he’s gone, kid.

No, he’s not. You said he ghosted you.

He’s gone. He didn’t ghost me.

We went down to the captain’s tomb together

to find the journal.

And it was there, right where Sam said it would be.

We were on our way out, and Braddock and her guys,

they cut us off.

They opened fire, and…

and Sam got shot.

So you just left him there to die.

I saw a way out, so I took it.

So you just left him there to die.

What was I supposed to do, get shot, too?

Nothing I could do.

How could you not tell me this?

Well, I knew if I told you, you never would’ve come with me.

And why is that so important, huh?

The hell am I doing here and not somebody else?

Your brother believed that there was a final piece.

All right? A last trick the 18 played.

I thought maybe he said something to you

or sent you something. I mean, shit, all he ever did

was talk about you.

So that’s what this is about.

You dragged me all the way out here,

let me believe that I might see my brother again

because you think that I know something?

Yeah.

Do you?

Did you really just ask me that?

You said that money changes people…

makes them greedy, makes them selfish…

but you know what I think?

I think that’s just who you are.

I don’t think there was ever a better version of you.

And whatever this is…

now I’m done.

Kid.

[♪♪♪]

BRADDOCK: Mr. Moncada.

We’ve run into some difficulties.

The gold was never here beneath the city.

Yeah, I know.

It’s quite embarrassing, huh?

I believe there was a clue left down there,

and we know who has it: a Miss Chloe Frazer.

My people are out looking for her now…

Oh, you mean the big guy who doesn’t talk

and his sidekick, the Highlander?

Yeah, they didn’t find me.

Diversified investment.

I hired Miss Frazer the same day I hired you.

Of course, she will lead the operation from here on out.

[BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE]

SAM [VOICE-OVER]: I haven’t forgotten my promise.

Remember, if something’s lost,

it can be found.

I know where she took the map.

Moncada.

Right? I mean, think about it.

Who else is gonna have the resources she’s gonna need?

And Braddock and her goon squad

just so happened to find us at the church?

He had to have somebody on the inside.

You hate me. All right, I get it.

Look, I’d hate me, too.

But Braddock, after what she did to your brother?

She shot him in cold blood.

All right? We can’t let her win. She…

Oh, Sully, will you please just stop

trying to play me for like five minutes?

For years, I told myself that Sam would come back.

That he wasn’t gone, that he was just lost.

But instead, I’m stuck here with you,

so this is how this is gonna go.

I’m gonna finish what my brother started,

and then we go our separate ways.

All right.

It’s a deal, kid.

[CHATTER IN SPANISH]

[SNIFFS]

[WHISTLES] Hey. [SNAPS FINGERS]

Be careful when you load her.

I don’t want her getting scratched.

Yes, sir.

Nice car.

Yeah.

My father gave me this car when I turned 18.

It’s been my good-luck charm ever since.

The map.

You know…

it’s natural to feel some conflict.

You made a difficult decision but the right one.

I don’t really do regret.

Neither do I.

Shall we?

When you’re right, you’re right, huh?

You don’t have to apologize to me now.

She only cut us out because she knew

you were gonna cut her out.

You’re still harboring feelings

for that girl who knocked you on your ass, huh?

Wow.

MAN: Let’s go! Move it in, lock it down!

All right, come on.

They’re getting ready to go.

MONCADA: Maravilloso.

Now, who is ready to make a little history?

I overlaid the map with modern satellite imagery.

We’ll drop our supplies from the air,

land in Kiamba, Philippines,

where we’ll be met by our local forces.

We should find the pot at the end of the rainbow here,

in Cala de Oro.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Vámonos.

[♪♪♪]

[WHIRRING]

PILOT [OVER SPEAKER]: Approaching drop zone.

Lowering cargo door.

To the victor…

the spoils.

Ah, come on. Give it to them.

500 years ago, my family was betrayed.

Yes, a small band of explorers,

they found the world biggest fortune.

And you know what? They hid it.

Uh, for centuries, people search for it,

all in vain.

It was left to me

to recover my family’s gold.

Nobody thought I could do it.

And certainly not my… my father.

Now, today…

is the day I restore the Moncadas’ fortune.

And I bring honor back to my house.

And I earn my place in…

[MONCADA GRUNTS]

[GASPING]

Daddy was right… you don’t have what it takes.

The House of Moncada dies with you.

Where’s Frazer?

[SETS BOTTLE ON TABLE]

No loose ends.

[WIND WHISTLING]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

That was literally the worst ten hours of my life.

You want to get caught, just keep talking.

Oh, good job, Jo.

Oh, shit.

It’s hard to find a good partner in this game, huh?

Well, maybe you’ll learn to appreciate me

a little bit more.

All right, let’s find some parachutes.

Parachutes? What?

Unless you know a better way

to jump out of a plane.

[SIGHS]

[WIND WHISTLING]

It looks like the lassie’s boosted.

[QUIETLY] Hey. Don’t even think about it.

I can’t just let her get away with it.

This is not the place to pick a fight, okay?

I’m trying to protect you.

Put one of these on. Let’s go now.

NATE: Hey!

Did you kill my brother?

I said, did you kill my brother, Sam Drake?

Nate! Come on!

[GRUNTS, PANTS]

[MAN SCREAMING]

Whoa.

[GRUNTING]

Whoa!

Oh, God!

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[BRADDOCK GASPS]

Hey, Braddock! We found your loose end.

[GROANS]

Now get rid of her.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[GROANS, SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, crap!

[YELPS, SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERS]

We can patch this up, Frazer.

Drop the gun.

[WHOOSHING]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[GRUNTING]

I don’t think you’ve been counting.

You’ve only got one shot left.

I got to give it to you, Frazer.

A fighter to the bitter end.

This is a very bad idea.

BRADDOCK: But this is the end.

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

Whoa!

[ENGINE STARTS, TIRES SQUEAL]

[GRUNTS]

Nate?

Oh, come on!

[GRUNTS, YELPS]

[GRUNTING]

What the hell are you doing?!

You just hit me with a car!

You don’t have a parachute?

You don’t have a parachute!

Follow me!

What?

[GASPS] Come on.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa! Oh, shit!

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Pull the cord!

Nate, come on!

[STRAINS] I’m trying!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING, PANTING]

[CHLOE WHIMPERS]

[NATE PANTING]

Hold on. Hold on!

[CHUCKLES]

[BURBLING]

CHLOE: I’m not gonna apologize,

if that’s what you’re waiting for.

NATE: I could probably forgive you

for what you did in Barcelona.

Maybe even for knocking me out of a plane with a car.

But Braddock? Really?

You really think there’s any difference

between them and you?

You and Sully were just as eager

to screw me over as they were.

Look, I’m not Sully, okay?

Hallelujah.

One’s bad enough.

Nate?

Do you see what I’m seeing?

Well, if what you’re seeing is endless open ocean, then yeah.

Holy shit.

[♪♪♪]

[CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY, LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLES] Whoa. What the hell happened to you two?

Fell out of a car that fell out of a plane.

Huh. Hey, you know, something like that happened to me once.

Ah. Okay.

Good luck.

And here is your card back, Mr. Sullivan.

Please, call me Victor.

Come on, I spent ten hours in a trunk with him.

I couldn’t help myself.

Let me show you to your room.

Thank you.

BRADDOCK: Moncada’s money has bought us everything we need.

All right, let’s get to work.

[♪♪♪]

CHLOE: Hey there.

NATE: Hey.

What are you doing?

Are you sure these dimensions are the same as the actual map?

To the exact millimeter. Why?

Braddock isn’t gonna find the gold.

Well, not where she’s looking, anyway.

You mean we still have a chance?

The captain left one final clue,

and Sully seems to think that Sam knew what that clue was,

and he might have tried to tell me what it was.

These postcards are the only thing

I’ve got from Sam in the last ten years,

so if he did try to tell me something, it…

has to be in these cards.

For the love of God, please be trying

to tell me something, Sam.

Is it something in the images?

Or something in the writing.

Like an anagram or a cipher.

We used to do that all the time as kids.

Well, let’s start with the images.

Do blue.

Colors.

There’s a lot of blue.

Okay, okay.

Um… There’s one card

where he spells everything wrong.

Weird.

Where is that?

CHLOE: T-H-A-R…

NATE: Um…

Hills.

H-Hills?

Hills.

So try writing, uh, this out.

“Wish you were here, bro.”

“Wish you were here…”

NATE: And then for every letter you write down,

find the corresponding letter.

So, “Wish you were here, bro.”

CHLOE: I’m gonna go to sleep.

[SIGHS] Come on, Sam.

What are you trying to tell me?

What are you trying to tell me, buddy?

“There’s a whole world you haven’t seen, but you will.”

“There’s a whole world you haven’t seen…”

“Haven’t seen.”

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Okay, come on. Come on, come on.

“There’s a whole world you haven’t seen, but you will.

Promise. Sam.”

[CHUCKLES]

“The keys are your compass.” “The keys are your compass.”

“The key…”

Okay, okay, okay.

Some compass, my ass.

[GRUNTS]

Holy shit.

Blue goes there.

And red goes there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Chloe.

Okay.

[♪♪♪]

Get out.

Okay. Jump.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Let’s go.

[CHUCKLES] Not bad.

Very good.

[WAVES CRASHING IN DISTANCE]

[♪♪♪]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING OUTSIDE]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

Chloe?

CHLOE [VOICE-OVER]: I’m sorry, Nate.

I like you. I really do.

But I learned the hard way

the minute you start to trust someone, you lose.

Yeah, well…

too bad you’re headed in the wrong direction.

[CHUCKLES]

[♪♪♪]

BRADDOCK: What the hell?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPS, SPITS]

[PANTING]

[♪♪♪]

SAM [VOICE-OVER]: Lost. Not gone.

There’s a difference.

If something’s lost,

it can be found.

We did it, Sam.

[WHISPERS] We did it.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[WOOD CREAKING]

[SNIFFS]

Cloves.

You know, back then, spices were worth

nearly as much as gold.

Why am I not surprised?

I keep too many apps open, remember?

I knew you’d figure it out.

Figure what out?

The puzzle in Sam’s postcards.

So, what is it?

Does it matter?

I already found the gold.

I don’t see any gold.

Oh, it’s here.

It’s a false top.

Old pirate trick.

Here’s your gold you’ve been looking for.

You happy now?

Holy shit.

You got to be kidding me.

Well, look at that, huh?

It’s almost more than we thought. Plus the other ship.

Plus the value of the ships themselves,

which you can’t even put a price on.

We did it! We actually did it!

Sully, we didn’t do anything.

Okay? There is no “we.” There’s only you.

Because there’s not a person in your life

that you wouldn’t betray for a piece of this.

You made that real clear.

I thought that’s what we wanted.

No, I wanted to do this with my brother Sam,

not with you.

I know.

I’m sorry.

But look around, kid. You did this.

He’d be proud of you.

[EXPLOSION IN DISTANCE]

[♪♪♪]

[MOTOR RUNNING]

It’s Braddock.

[WHISPERS] Shit.

We’d better get small.

Or, in your case, smaller.

Hey.

You’re only like one inch taller than me, max.

I think it’s a little more than that, kid.

Come with me. I know where to go.

BRADDOCK: Magellan’s ships.

Oh, they’re more beautiful than I could have ever imagined.

Find the gold. If you see Sully,

do not let him open that mouth of his.

Kill him and Drake on sight.

Aye.

Be careful, gentlemen.

These ships are worth a fortune on their own.

You put a hole in my boats, I put a hole in you.

[NATE GRUNTING]

Oh, I’m not going in there.

Hey, look.

You could stay up here and get shot in the head

or come down here for a quick cuddle… up to you.

I’m going down.

[SIGHS] Oh, God.

[♪♪♪]

[FOOTSTEPS ABOVE]

SCOTSMAN: You see anything?

MAN: All clear, sir.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SCOTSMAN: Braddock.

We cannae find them.

They’re nae on board.

They must have filled their pockets and fled.

BRADDOCK: Keep an eye out anyway.

Sully’s a cockroach when it comes to gold.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

PILOT: Wind is one-five-zero-one-five-nine.

Hold TRQ at 4.2.

All right, who’s clear?

What is it with you and small spaces?

[GRUNTING] Got this thing jamming up my ass.

Wow.

Don’t even think about it.

Oh, I’m thinking about it.

[BOTTLE POPS OPEN]

Oh, my God.

[GAGS, COUGHS]

[RUMBLING]

[SHIP CREAKING]

All right, come on.

Oh, Jesus. She’s flying the ships out?

And us with them.

What do you mean, she’s flying us out?

[♪♪♪]

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

BRADDOCK: Victoria, this is Trinidad.

Are you ready to receive? Over.

CAPTAIN: Roger that. Victoria standing by.

Let’s bring her home.

You ready up there, Scotty?

Aye.

PILOT: Hold TRQ at 4.2.

COPILOT: Two degrees south.

Geez, Sully, come on. The boat’s full of that stuff.

Just in case.

[GRUNTS] No.

[GRUNTS]

Hey. You want to go show ’em what’s what?

That’s nice. Let me see it for a second.

Yeah, nice, huh?

Yeah, real nice.

Hey. [GROANS]

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

MAN: Holding steady.

You ready for a mutiny?

Why not?

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS] Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, shit. [GASPS]

That one’s a little more your size.

Yeah, cute.

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS, GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not my gold!

[MAN SCREAMS]

[WIND WHISTLING]

Oh, shit.

Okay, you go to go hijack that helicopter.

Right to the point, huh? All right.

You know the drill, right? You don’t have to touch it

with your finger to use it.

Hey, Sully.

Don’t crash.

Just what I needed.

Positive reinforcement. Thanks.

[PANTING]

Hey! All hands on deck!

Raise the anchor! Hoist the mainsail!

Hey, Jack Sparrow, stay sharp.

Oh, come on, man, I’ve been waiting to do this

my entire life.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, guys.

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

MAN: Hey!

[HELICOPTER WHINING]

SULLY: All right, Victor, you got this.

Come on.

Easy.

SULLY: Hey, Jo.

Follow that ship.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, Sully, I think your girlfriend wants her boat back.

Yeah, I’m aware.

Try to get the…

Load ’em up!

Go!

Go!

NATE: Come on.

Clear!

Go!

[MEN YELLING]

SULLY: All right, let’s see what this shitcan can do.

Shite!

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[MEN SCREAMING]

[WOOD CREAKING]

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

Hang on, kid. I’m-a get us out of here.

[♪♪♪]

[BULLETS RICOCHETING]

[GRUNTING, PANTING]

[PANTING] Okay. Okay.

Gunpowder.

[GUNFIRE]

SULLY: Look at that.

There we go.

Come on, baby.

[YELPS]

I think that did it.

I still got it.

Oh, shit.

[GRUNTS]

[STRAINING]

Hey, you still with me?

[STRAINING] Barely.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

Yes!

SULLY: You got to do something.

They’re coming right at us.

I think I have an idea.

Okay.

[PANTING]

What’s going on?!

Sully, will you please just shut up?

I’m working on it. Okay.

[BLOWS]

SULLY: That’s your idea?

[GROANING] No.

Ah, come on!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

No, no, no, no.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

No, no, no.

Oh, God!

Oh, shite!

[ALARM BLARING]

What a shot!

[GRUNTS]

Mother Mary!

We’re home free.

You did it, kid. You did it.

Yeah, Sully!

If I lose, so do you.

Hey, Sully, this ain’t over.

[SHIP CREAKING]

[GRUNTING]

Damn it!

[ALARM BEEPING]

What’s going on?

[GRUNTING]

Come on, we’re so close!

[SHIP CREAKING]

[GROANS, PANTS]

Ah, shit!

No, no, no!

[ALARM BLARING]

No!

Damn!

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

Say hi to your brother for me, will you?

You first. [GRUNTS]

[SHIP CREAKING]

[GRUNTS]

Sully!

Sully, no!

Please!

[SIGHS]

SULLY: Shit.

Hey, Braddock!

[YELPS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

Nate! Come on!

Trust me.

[EXHALES]

[♪♪♪]

[GASPING]

I got you, kid. I got you.

Come on.

[BOTH STRAINING]

[PANTING]

NATE: Look at her.

You can’t put a price on that.

Yeah, you can, actually.

Like four to six billion.

[♪♪♪]

We could just get a diving rig.

[SHIP’S HORN BLARING]

Not before those guys.

It’s property of the Philippines now.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

Hey. I just wanted to say thank you

for what you did for me back there.

You know, ever since my brother Sam left…

Oh, you… Oh.

[OVER HEADPHONES] Can you hear me?

I can now.

I was…

I was just saying we should get out of here.

You got it.

Hey.

Is that who I think it is?

Bastards.

Yeah, I might have let her steal the wrong coordinates.

[LAUGHING]

Hey, you’re starting to figure it out, kid.

Yeah, I learned from the best.

You got a heart of gold, Sully.

Real funny, wiseass.

What, too soon?

Forever is too soon.

Here, maybe this will help. I got you something.

[GRUNTS]

Are you kidding me, kid? For real?

Yeah, look. I got this…

You got to be kidding me.

…and these.

You got more?

I got loads of it. Look.

Oh.

Keep it coming.

You’ll like this one.

Here you go. Here you go.

Aw.

This means a lot to me.

That was my last piece, man.

Come on, let’s just get out of here.

All right, hang on.

[“TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN” BY WZRD BLD PLAYING]

♪ Take the money And run, run, run ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Take the money And run, run, run ♪

♪ Don’t you dare turn around ♪

♪ Take the money And run, run, run ♪

♪ Take the money and run ♪

[SONG ENDS]

[ELECTRICAL HUMMING]

[INSECT BUZZING]

[♪♪♪]

[SPITS]

[“NO MIND” BY MILKBLOOD PLAYING]

♪ I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I’m-a chase that light ♪

♪ Don’t know where This road is takin’ me ♪

♪ But I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I’m-a chase that light ♪

♪ Keep on moving That’s the remedy, so… ♪

♪ Dive in the uncharted ♪

♪ I’m just getting started ♪

♪ Got no fear to hide ♪

♪ When it’s do-or-die ♪

♪ Day ones to my right ♪

♪ Give it to me Black-and-white ♪

♪ Say I’m on the way They slide ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, I be schemin’ In my sleep ♪

♪ My body’s lucid ♪

♪ Quality control Nothin’ diluted ♪

♪ I don’t think about it ♪

♪ I just do it ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I’m-a chase that light ♪

♪ Don’t know where This road is takin’ me ♪

♪ But I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I’m-a chase that light ♪

♪ Keep on moving That’s the remedy ♪

♪ So I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind I don’t pay no mind ♪

♪ I’m-a hit a 180 ♪

♪ No road gonna take me ♪

♪ I don’t let that faze me ♪

♪ Hit the gas, no waiting ♪

♪ Dirty when I ride ♪

♪ They won’t find out ♪

♪ If they switchin’ sides ♪

♪ Then it’s lights-out Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, I be schemin’ In my sleep ♪

♪ My body’s lucid ♪

♪ Quality control Nothin’ diluted ♪

♪ I don’t think about it ♪

♪ I just do it ♪

♪ I don’t pay no mind ♪

[SONG ENDS]

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

You’re late.

Sorry about that.

Why do you want the map?

I’ll tell you…

if you tell me what Roman wants with my ring.

[CHUCKLES]

Because he knows it means something special to you.

Okay, let’s have it.

[♪♪♪]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Now… you’re gonna tell me what’s so important

about an old Nazi map.

[GUN COCKS]

SULLY: Hey. Put ’em down, boys.

Nice and slow.

[LAUGHING] What…

What is that thing on your face?

Hey, puberty’s right around the corner, kid.

You can grow your own.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

NATE: You got what you want.

And I got what I want.

Montecristo. I’m impressed.

You’re gonna be dead before you can smoke it.

Hey, it’s always a pleasure doing business with you.

And, um… would you look at that?

[CHUCKLES]

I got friends everywhere, Drake.

Oh, yeah? I can’t wait to meet ’em.

Hey, you were supposed to be here yesterday.

Did you know you need special papers

to bring an animal on a plane?

I did not know that.

You trying to tell me

I almost just bought it because you brought your damn cat?

Hey, I go everywhere with Mr. Whiskers, okay?

[MEOWING]

Let me see the map.

This is the big one, kid.

You ready?

Yeah.

Let’s go.

[SIGHS]

Oh, crap.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[MUSIC ENDS]

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