GEORGE CARLIN: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MONOLOGUE (1975) – FULL TRANSCRIPT
After entering the stage through the audience, George Carlin recites “Baseball and Football” from his new album “An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso”.
After entering the stage through the audience, George Carlin recites “Baseball and Football” from his new album “An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso”.
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