
The Simpsons – S37E15 – Homer? A Cracker Bro? | Transcript
Homer and Kirk Van Houten launch a successful business selling “crumbless” crackers, but Homer is forced to choose between family and fortune when Kirk’s darkest secrets are revealed.

Homer and Kirk Van Houten launch a successful business selling “crumbless” crackers, but Homer is forced to choose between family and fortune when Kirk’s darkest secrets are revealed.

Marge’s crusade to get Santa’s Little Helper in better shape results in a trip to the National Dog Show in Philadelphia, where Marge and Homer find themselves – and their dog – mixed up in a historical conspiracy adventure.

Homer gets a job at a secretive company with a mind-altering agenda.

Homer revitalizes the career of Bumblebee Man by becoming his secret stuntman, but there’s only so much punishment a Stunt-Bee can take before it stings.

Principal Skinner is forced to be a parent to a runaway student he finds living in the school library and takes into his home.

Patty and Bart have Homer declared legally dead as a prank, but Homer welcoming his fake death leads Patty to have a huge fight with Selma and move to Palm Springfield.

Lisa wants to go to a KPOP concert, but every ticket is purchased by an online reseller.

Bart runs against Mayor Quimby’s son for student council president, while Lisa learns troubling secrets about the Quimby clan – and about the Simpsons.

Bart becomes Professor Frink’s lab assistant, sending the Simpsons into a world of tech billionaires determined to live forever, which puts the future of the internet at stake.

Homer and Marge must find out if Bart is truly a bad seed.

The male population of Springfield suffers a collective “crisis of masculinity,” prompting Marge to send them to a “man camp”.

The 36th annual Treehouse of Horror features a mysterious murdering monster from out of the sewers, a demonic guest on Krusty’s live Halloween special and Springfield’s poseable plastic post-apocalyptic future.

Homer gets Superintendent Chalmers a job at the power plant, where Chalmers discovers huge mutated snails that produce valuable slime, launching the superintendent’s new career as a man-o-sphere guru.

Lisa is welcomed into the school’s super-elite fashion club when she wears Marge’s “vintage” clothes from the ’90s.

Marge battles Mr. Burns for the soul of a brash young football prodigy.

Fat Tony becomes Godfather to Maggie Simpson.

Things go from bad to worse for Homer and Ned.

The 32nd annual Simpsons Halloween special includes a spoof of “Parasite” and a segment where Bambi gets his revenge.

When Grampa falls victim to a phone scam, the Simpsons set out to get his money back.

Marge stages a revival of a musical from high school, but her pleasant memories are threatened by the return of her old rival.
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