Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Directors: Carlos Saldanha, Michael Thurmeier
Stars: Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Simon Pegg, Seann William Scott, Karen Disher, Chris Wedge, Kristen Wiig, Eunice Cho, Harrison Fahn, Maile Flanagan, Jason Fricchione, Bill Hader, Kelly Keaton
Plot: After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life changes for Manny and his friends: Scrat is still on the hunt to hold onto his beloved acorn, while finding a possible romance with female saber-toothed squirrel Scratte. Manny and Ellie have become an item and are expecting a baby, which makes Manny anxious to ensure that everything is perfect before their baby arrives. Diego is fed up with being treated like a house-cat and ponders the notion that he is becoming too laid-back. Sid starts to wish for a family of his own and steals some dinosaur eggs, which lands him in a strange underground world where his herd must rescue him while dodging dinosaurs, facing danger left and right, and meeting a one-eyed weasel known as Buck who hunts dinosaurs intently.
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(EXCLAIMS)
(WHIMPETING)
(SCREAMS)
(SNIFFING)
(YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LOVE LIKE MINE PLAYING)
You’ll never find
As long as you live
Someone who loves you
(SIGHING)
Tender like I do
You’ll never find…
(GASPS)
(PANTING)
(SCRAT GRUNTING)
(GRUMBLING)
(SCRATTE WHIMPERING)
(GULPS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SCRATTE SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
You’ll never find
It’ll take the end of all time
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SCRAT EXCLAIMS)
(SCREAMING)
(PANICKING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
It’s happening!
SID: Wait up, guys!
(YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
The baby’s coming! The baby’s coming!
Watch it!
I’m having a baby!
Code Blue! Code Blue!
Or pink if it’s a girl!
Having a baby! Having a baby! I’m coming, Ellie!
We got it!
(MANNY EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
(GRUNTING)
Ellie! Ellie!
Ellie, where are you? Where am I?
Manny?
I told you it was just a kick.
(BOTH GROANING)
Oh, right! Right! Whew! Wow.
You really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly!
Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom.
Silly daddy. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
Sorry, folks! False alarm! It was just a kick!
(ALL GROANING)
You know who I’d like to kick?
That’s the third false alarm this week.
All right, show’s over, break it up! Break it up!
I see someone else who has a bun in the oven!
(EXCLAIMS) I’m not pregnant!
(GROANS)
That’s too bad. You’d make a wonderful mother!
Manny, I know you’re excited. I am, too. But you’re getting a little carried away.
Okay, okay! Boy, you’re starting to sound like Diego.
Wait a second. Where is Diego?
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(HEART BEATING)
(GASPING)
(LAUGHING)
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning!
Look at this. I got to tip-toe! I got to tip-toe!
Eat my dust, dingo!
(WHOOPING)
(PANTING)
Now? Can I look now?
Easy. Don’t freak out the baby.
The baby’s fine. It’s the freaked-out daddy I’m worried about.
No peeking!
Voilá! Playground for Junior!
Wow.
It’s amazing!
(ICE TINKLING)
Manny.
I made it myself. Our family.
Hey, why aren’t I up there?
EDDIE: You can be on ours.
You’d fit right in!
Thanks!
Of course, it’s still a work in progress. A few rough edges here and there.
I don’t believe it. You’re trying to baby-proof nature.
Baby-proof nature? Get out of here. That’s ridiculous.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
Manny, this is the world our baby’s gonna grow up in.
You can’t change that.
Of course I can. I’m the biggest thing on Earth!
Okay, Big Daddy. I can’t wait to see how you handle the teen years.
MANNY: Come on, Sid! I don’t want you touching anything.
This place is for kids. Are you a kid?
Don’t answer that.
(EXCLAIMING)
(WHISTLING)
Diego! There you are.
You missed the big surprise!
Right. Right. I’ll check it out later.
Okay. See you.
You know, I think there’s something bothering Diego.
No, I’m sure everything’s fine.
You should talk to him.
Guys don’t talk to guys about guy problems.
We just punch each other on the shoulders.
That’s stupid.
To a girl. To a guy, that’s like six months of therapy.
Okay, okay, I’m going.
MANNY: Hey.
(GROANS)
Why’d you do that?
I don’t know.
So, listen,
Ellie thinks there’s something bothering you. I told her…
Actually, I’ve been thinking that soon
it might be time for me to head out.
Okay. So I’ll just tell her that you’re fine. It was nothing.
Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I’m losing my edge.
I’m not really built for chaperoning play dates.
What are you talking about?
Having a family, that’s huge, and I’m happy for you,
but that’s your adventure, not mine.
So you don’t want to be around my kid?
No, no, no. That’s…
You’re taking this the wrong way.
No, go.
Go find some adventure, Mr. Adventure Guy.
Don’t let my boring domestic life hit you in the butt on the way out.
Isn’t Ellie supposed to be the one with the hormonal imbalance?
Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
So?
That’s why guys don’t talk to guys.
Why? What happened?
Diego’s leaving.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This should be the best time of our lives. We’re having a baby!
No, Sid. They’re having a baby.
Yeah, but we’re a herd, a family.
Look, things have changed. Manny has other priorities now.
Face it, Sid. We had a great run, but now it’s time to move on.
So it’s just the two of us.
No, Sid, it’s not the two of us.
Crash and Eddie are coming with us?
Just Crash?
Just Eddie?
Bye, Sid.
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
I’m good at making friends. I’ll make my own herd. That’s what I’ll do.
BOTH: Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man…
SID: Hey!
(GREETING IN SPANISH)
(SIGHING)
Well, at least you still got your looks.
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Oh, great.
Anybody here? Anyone?
Hello?
(ECHOING)
Poor guys. I know what it’s like to feel abandoned.
Don’t worry. You’re not alone anymore.
(GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
(GASPING)
There you go.
(PANTING)
Okay, okay. I’m okay, I’m okay.
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Stay here. Stay here. And you, you take care of your brother, now.
Momma’s gonna be right back.
Momma’s coming, baby!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ow!
Gotcha!
(EXCLAIMING)
What did I just tell you kids?
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
(PANTING)
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Bad egg. Rotten egg!
A heart attack you almost gave me!
I’m sorry, darling. It’s just that I love you so much.
Now, I want you to meet your Uncle Manny and your Aunt Ellie.
Hi!
SID: Hello.
I’d like to present Egbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Sid, whatever you’re doing, it’s a bad idea.
Shh! My kids will hear you!
They’re not your kids, Sid. Take them back.
You’re not meant to be a parent.
Why not?
First sign, stealing someone else’s eggs.
Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet.
ELLIE: Sid, someone’s probably worried sick looking for them.
No. They were underground, in ice.
If it wasn’t for me, they’d be Eggsicles.
Sid, I know what you’re going through.
You’re gonna have a family, too, someday.
You’re gonna meet a nice girl with low standards,
no real options or sense of smell…
What Manny means to say is…
No, I get it. I’ll take them back.
You have your family, and I’m better off alone, by myself.
A fortress of solitude.
In the ice
forever!
A lone, lonely loner!
That’s a lot of aloneness.
SID: Precisely!
Sid, wait!
No! No, it’s okay. He’ll bounce back.
It’s one of the advantages of being Sid.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Why should I take you back? I love kids!
I’m responsible, loving, nurturing.
What do you think?
Mmm. I knew you would agree.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Don’t cry! Don’t cry.
I’ll find a dry place.
(GRUNTING)
Okay.
Here, let me just dry you off.
I don’t know. Being a parent’s a lot of work.
Maybe I’m not ready.
(DINOSAUR ROARING)
(SID SNORING)
(YAWNING)
(GROANS)
(YAWNING)
(EXCLAIMS)
ALL: Momma!
Momma! Momma! Momma!
(ALL PURRING)
I’m a mommy.
Where’s Mommy?
Here I am.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(WALK THE DINOSAUR PLAYING)
There you go. Nice squeaky faces.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I got it! I got it!
(SCREAMING)
(CHUCKLING) No, no! Stop! Not me! No, stop, stop!
Hey! No biting! Uh-uh!
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. No. It’s okay, it’s okay. Don’t cry.
Why are you still crying? Are you hungry?
Maybe you’re hungry. I know just the thing.
(SINGING) Hush, hush You mean, vicious animal
I’m your baby and this is my milk
(GRUNTS)
(SID SCREAMING)
I thought you were a female!
(GURGLING)
(YELPS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(DINO BABIES GURGLING)
I’m sorry, but you can’t go in. Manny says it’s just for kids.
Wait a minute. You are kids!
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
Ow!
Just don’t break anything!
The sloth says the playground’s open!
(ALL CHEERING)
No, wait! Not for everyone!
(SCREAMS)
No, no, no! Don’t touch that!
BOY: Yahoo!
What are they?
Who cares? They’re fun!
Play nice!
Mommy, he’s not sharing!
Aren’t you going to do something?
Why? My kid had it first.
Did not!
Did, too!
Did not!
Liar, liar, fur on fire!
What is the matter with you?
I’m a single mother with three kids. I could use a little compassion!
Slow down! No!
No, don’t…
(SCREAMING)
Stop, stop, stop!
(SCREAMING)
Ronald!
That’s a shame.
(SCREAMING)
Whoa!
SID: Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
No! No!
Hold on, Little Johnny!
I’m trying!
(SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKS)
You know, experts say you should let the kids eat whatever they want!
Do you think my ankles look fat?
Ankles? What ankles?
(RONALD SCREAMING)
Ronald! Where did you come from?
(STAMMERING)
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
MANNY: Oh, no.
Okay, come on. Spit him out.
Mmm-mmm.
If you don’t spit out Little Johnny,
we’re leaving the playground this instant!
One,
two…
Don’t make me say “three”!
There we are. A picture of health.
That’s not Little Johnny.
Well, better than nothing.
Oh! Madison!
Come on, barf him up.
MANNY: Sid?
Hey. Hey, Manny.
Little Johnny!
(GROANING)
Wait! No, no…
(GROANS)
I’m really sorry.
This place is totaled.
And we didn’t wreck it.
We’re losing our touch, bro.
Well, the important thing is that no one got hurt.
Except for that guy.
And those three.
And her.
I told you to take them back, and you kept them!
Now look what they’ve done!
Okay, granted, we do have some discipline issues.
Eating kids is not a discipline issue!
But he spit them out.
Well, that’s super.
Let’s give him a gold star! Kid of the week!
They don’t belong here, Sid.
Whatever they are, wherever you found them, take them back.
Manny! I’m not getting rid of my kids!
(ALL WHIMPERING)
(RUMBLING)
Earthquake!
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
It’s okay, it’s okay. Momma’s here.
(DINOSAUR ROARING)
Do earthquakes shriek?
(ALL GASPING)
(CRASHING)
(SCREAMING)
(ROARING)
(BOTH SHRIEK)
I thought those guys were extinct!
Well, then that is one angry fossil. Sid!
Come on, come on! Inside, inside, inside!
Nobody move a muscle.
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
(SCREAMING)
(ROARING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Shh! No, no, no, don’t cry. Don’t cry.
(SINGING) We are poor little lambs who have lost our way
Baa, baa…
(SCREAMING)
Sid! Give them to her! She’s their mother!
How do I know she’s their mother?
What do you want, a birth certificate? She’s a dinosaur!
Well, I put in the blood, sweat and tears to raise them!
For a day! Give them back, you lunatic!
Look, these are my kids,
and you’re gonna have to go through me to get them!
(GROWLING)
(SID SCREAMING)
Sid!
Sid!
SID: Help!
Run!
Don’t you have anything better to do?
(SID SCREAMING)
Sid?
Sid must be down there.
Well, he’s dead.
Real shame.
He will be missed.
Oh, no, no, no. Not so fast.
Okay, Ellie, this is where I draw the line.
You, Crash and Eddie, back to the village.
Yeah, that’s gonna happen.
Ellie, you saw that thing! This is gonna be dangerous!
Talk to the trunk.
Oh, great. After we save Sid, I’m gonna kill him.
Ladies first.
Age before beauty.
No pain, no gain.
What pain?
Whoa!
(CHUCKLES)
Sid!
CRASH: Sid!
MANNY: Oh, no. No, no. Not good, not good.
Ellie! Ellie, wait up!
Okay, look, if you feel anything,
even if it’s nothing, you gotta tell me, and then we’re out of here.
Okay.
We need a code word!
Yeah. Something that says, “The baby’s coming.”
Hmm. How about, “Aaah! The baby’s coming!” How’s that?
(GRUNTS) Too long. We need something short and punchy, like…
“Peaches!”
Peaches?
I love peaches.
They’re sweet and round and fuzzy, just like you.
You think I’m round?
Round is good. Round is foxy.
MANNY: Stay close.
Are you guys having the same dream I am?
We’ve been living above an entire world, and we didn’t even know it.
(SHRIEKING)
Huh?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ROARING)
Run for it! Hurry!
Whoa!
Diego, what are you doing here?
Sightseeing!
I’m looking for Sid, same as you.
Well! Aren’t you noble?
This is not the time, guys! We need all the help we can get!
(SNARLING)
Never mind.
Here, boy! Here! Come on! Good boy! Come on!
Climb on.
Are you nuts?
We’re not getting on that thing!
It’s either this dinosaur or that one!
Pregnant lady wants to live! Yabba-dabba-doo!
(GRUNTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Don’t ever yabba-dabba do that again!
I feel so puny.
How do you think I feel?
(HORN BLOWING)
(SHOUTING)
(SCREAMING)
Ow!
(GROWLING)
(EXCLAIMING)
Take cover!
Ooh!
(GROWLING)
Dude, you’re awesome! You’re like the brother I never had!
Me, too!
(SNIFFING)
Can we keep him?
(EXCLAIMING)
Buck!
What?
The name’s Buck. Short for Buckminster.
Long for “Buh.”
(ECHOING)
(GRUNTS)
A little dull.
What are you doing here?
Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Well!
He’s dead. Welcome to my world. Now go home.
Off you pop.
Not without Sid.
Ellie, wait. Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
Manny, we came this far, we’re gonna find him.
DIEGO: I got tracks.
Let’s go.
Whoa!
If you go in there, you’ll find your friend.
In the afterlife.
How do you know, O Great and Wisely Weasely One?
Mmm. Yeah. Mmm.
Mommy dinosaur carrying her three babies and some floppy green thing.
Yeah, we’re friends with the floppy green thing.
You got all that from the tracks?
No. Not really. I saw them come through here earlier.
She’s headed for Lava Falls.
That’s where they care for the newborns.
To get there, you’ve got to go through the Jungle of Misery,
across the Chasm of Death
to the Plates of Woe.
BOTH: Whoa.
Okay! Good luck with the slow descent into madness.
We’re gonna go now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!
What, you think this is some sort of tropical getaway?
You can’t protect your mate, mate.
What are you gonna do with those flimsy tusks
when you run into the beast?
I call him
Rudy.
Oh, good. Good. I was worried it was something intimidating,
like “Sheldon” or “Tim.”
Wait. You mean there’s something bigger than Mommy dinosaur?
Aye.
Eye?
Aye, aye! He’s the one that gave me this!
Whoa!
He gave you that patch?
For free? That’s so cool.
Yeah. Maybe he’ll give us one, too.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
(BOTH HOOTING)
Welcome to my world.
Abandon all hope, he who enters there!
MANNY: All right! We get it!
Doom and despair, yada, yada, yada.
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING)
(ECHOING)
Sounds like a jungle of misery to me.
Hold on.
Why? What’s wrong? Peaches?
What? No! It’s just I got a funny feeling.
You’re hungry! Low blood sugar. There’s some fruit!
No! Manny!
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
This isn’t exactly your playground.
(SCOFFS) Like I’m really gonna be afraid of a pretty flower.
Bet you didn’t see that coming.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Manny!
For the record, I blame you for this.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Stop eating our friends, plant!
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
That’s it! I’m tearing it up from the roots!
Do that, and it will clamp shut forever.
What?
All right, preggers, don’t get your trunk in a knot.
I’ll have them out of there before they’re digested.
Digested?
They’ll be nothing but bones in three minutes.
Well, maybe five for the fat one.
MANNY: I’m not fat!
I feel tingly.
Don’t say that when you’re pressed up against me.
Not that kind of tingly.
I can feel it, too.
MANNY: Help! Someone help us!
Hurry!
It’s time to get
Buck Wild.
Who’s fat now?
(EXCLAIMING)
(MUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
No!
(ALL GRUNTING)
(PLANT BELCHING)
(PLANT MOANS)
(MANNY SCREAMING)
(DIEGO SCREAMING)
(SNORTS) Tourists.
Barfed on by a plant.
Awesome!
Awesome!
Say something.
(GROANS)
Thanks for saving us.
Buck, will you help us find the floppy green thing?
That’s not necessary!
Yes, it is.
All right, I’ll help you.
But I got rules.
Rule number one, always listen to Buck.
Rule number two, stay in the middle of the trail.
Rule number three,
he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.
(GROANING)
Come on, then. Chop, chop!
We should all have our heads examined.
BUCK: That’s rule number four! Now let’s go find your friend!
(DINOSAURS ROARING)
(SNORING)
(YAWNING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(DINO BABIES CRYING)
It’s okay. It’s okay. Don’t worry. We’re gonna be fine.
Please stop swaying. A little nauseous.
See? She’s putting us down…
(SCREAMING)
No! I’m too young to be eaten!
(SID EXCLAIMING)
Nice mucus. And I don’t say that to everyone.
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
Listen, families get complicated! Maybe we can work something out.
I can take them Sunday to Tuesday!
Wednesday to Friday? Weekends?
(SCREAMING)
It’s okay! Momma’s okay.
If you eat me, it will send a bad message.
(GROWLING)
Score one for the sloth!
(SCREAMING)
And the score’s all tied up.
Do you think the beast will find Sid?
Or more importantly, us?
Rudy? Are you joking?
He’s relentless. He knows all, sees all, eats all.
So that’s a yes.
Hey! Get off my lawn! Go on! Shoo!
I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar.
You know, before he came out.
So you’re just living down here by your wits,
all on your own, no responsibilities.
Not a one. It’s incredible. No dependents, no limits.
It’s the greatest life a single guy could have.
Hear that? This is my kind of place.
Hello?
Yeah… No, look, I can’t talk right now.
Yeah. No, I’m trying to recover a dead sloth.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
No, they’re following me!
I know! They think I’m crazy.
No… Okay, we’re going into the Chasm of Death.
I’m… I’m going to lose you.
(WHISPERING) Yeah, I love you, too.
All right, good-bye. Good-bye! Good-bye.
Okay! Follow me.
That’s you in three weeks.
(DISTANT SPLASHING)
So, why do they call it the Chasm of Death?
Well, we tried “Big Smelly Crack,” but that just made everybody giggle.
MANNY: Well, now what?
Madame.
Whoa! She is not doing that!
(TUTTING)
Rule number one.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Come on, mammoth! You’re supposed to have a good memory.
Always listen to Buck.
Now, eyes forward, back straight, and…
Oh, yes, breathe in the toxic fumes and you’ll probably die.
Toxic fumes?
Just another day in paradise.
Wait!
(GASPING)
Geronimo!
Ellie, you okay?
You have to try this!
All right, now pile on, everyone! Couldn’t be easier!
BUCK: Don’t panic!
Just some technical difficulties.
Keep holding it in, boys!
(GRUNTING)
I can’t take it anymore!
He breathed it!
And now I’m breathing it!
(BOTH CHOKING)
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE) Hey! We’re not dead!
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE) You sound ridiculous!
Me? You should hear you!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
All right, all right. And a one, and a two…
BOTH: Christmas, Christmas time is here
Stop! Are you crazy?
(BOTH GIGGLING)
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) It’s not poison. Huh?
(LAUGHING)
That is so disturbing!
Stop laughing! All of you!
CRASH: (IMITATING BUCk) “Stop laughing, all of you!”
(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
(CRASH AND EDDIE SHUSHING)
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) “What’s rule number one?”
(ALL LAUGHING)
They’re just laughing. What’s so bad about that?
They died laughing!
(GASPS)
Stop laughing!
You know what’s funny, though?
We’re trying to save Sid,
and now we’re all gonna die!
(ALL LAUGHING)
And I don’t even like Sid!
Who does? He’s an idiot!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Thanks for getting me into this mess. It’s the most fun I’ve had in years!
Thank you for deserting the herd! That was totally super!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(THUDDING)
Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Stop that!
(GASPING)
Don’t you see?
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE) We’re all gonna die!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SIGHS) We gotta do everything, huh?
(ALL WHOOPING)
Sometimes I wet my bed!
That’s all right! Sometimes I wet your bed!
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Uh… I’m not sure how much of that you could hear.
I heard all of it.
Right. Yeah.
You wet my bed?
That was gas talk, dude.
Well, better get moving.
Aren’t we forgetting something?
Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!
I’m so lonely.
(BOTH CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
Okay. Here you go, guys.
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
What? You’re not gonna eat your vegetables?
How are you gonna become big, strong dinosaurs?
(GROWLING)
No. I’ve raised them vegetarian. It’s a healthier lifestyle.
I mean, look at me. I have the pelt of a much younger sloth.
Excuse me! I’m trying to have a conversation here.
(EXCLAIMING)
No, no, no. That’s not for us, kids.
It’s way too feathery and fleshy and…
And alive!
(SQUAWKING)
(CLUCKING)
(GROWLING)
No! No, no, we do not eat live animals, period!
(SQUAWKING)
Now, go! Fly!
Be free,
Little flightless bird.
My bad.
Hey, where are you going?
This is how you resolve conflict?
No wonder you’re single!
(GROWLING)
Come on. Am I talking to myself here?
I say, “They’re vegetarian.” You say, “Grrr.”
I say, “Can we talk about talk this?” You say, “Grrr.”
I don’t call that communication.
(GROWLING)
See? That’s your answer to everything.
(BURPING)
(DINOSAUR ROARING)
What are you afraid of? You’re the biggest thing on Earth!
Aren’t you?
Whoa!
Hey!
BUCK: (IN LOW VOICE) They’ll never survive. It’s dangerous by day.
BUCK: (IN HIGH VOICE) But it’s even worse at night.
Plus, their guide is a lunatic.
What? You mean, Buck? He’s wacko!
I am not!
Totally bonkers.
And his feet smell.
Shut up! You shut up.
Oh, you little…
Gotcha!
He’s strangling his own foot.
Shouldn’t we get moving?
What?
And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely!
The skull’s right. Take a load off, mammals.
We’ll camp here.
Now, who’s hungry?
I am!
You don’t need the calories!
BUCK: There I was, my back against the wall, no way out,
perched on the razor’s edge of oblivion,
staring into the eye of the Great White Beast.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GASPING)
(GROANING)
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
Were you killed?
Sadly, yes.
But I lived!
BOTH: Whew!
Oh…
Shh.
Never had I felt so alive than when I was so close to death.
Just before Rudy couId suck me down his gullet,
I grabbed hold of that gross, pink, fleshy thing
that dangles at the back of the throat.
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth,
and back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, and back
(ALL GASP)
and forth, and back and forth,
until finally, I Iet go and I shot right out of his mouth!
(RUDY GROANS)
I may have lost an eye that day, but I got this!
Rudy’s tooth!
Dang!
It’s like the old saying, “An eye for a tooth,
“a nose for a chin, a butt for a…”
Well, it’s an old saying, but it’s not a very good one.
You are Super Weasel!
Ultra-Weasel!
Diesel Weasel!
(BEATBOXING)
Hmm.
What? He is.
Now let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell
to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.
Yes, master.
Yes, master.
MANNY: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That’s enough fairy tales for one night.
Come on, Ellie, you should rest now.
(SCOFFS) Life of the party.
All right, you guys get some shut-eye. I’ll keep watch.
Don’t worry, Buck. We got this. Night time is possum time.
Yeah! We own the night, baby.
(DINOSAUR ROARING DISTANTLY)
Good night, Rudy.
Wait, wait. What about me?
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
Sleep well, kids! We have a busy day tomorrow.
Foraging, hunting,
missing my friends,
who probably aren’t missing me.
You’re a real softie, you know that?
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
(BRANCHES SNAPPING)
Manny?
Crash? Eddie?
Manny?
(SCREAMS)
What’s going on? Are you okay?
I’m sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe,
and now you’re in the most dangerous place in the world.
Hey. This isn’t your fault.
It’s bigger than both of us. We have to get Sid.
Yeah, but if I had been a better friend to him,
We wouldn’t be here.
BUCK: Better friend?
Are you plucking my whiskers?
You risked your life, your mate and your baby to save your buddy.
Not the best husband or father, but a darn good friend!
Hey! Ooh!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(TANGO MUSlC PLAYING)
(GROANS)
(CHOKING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(SIGHING)
(SCREAMING)
(BURPING)
Everybody, stop!
(SNIFFING)
I smell something.
(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)
Hmm. It smells like a buzzard’s butt fell off
and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks.
That’s Sid.
Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene.
A tuft of fur. Half-eaten carcass!
Hunk of…
(SCREAMS) No! Broccoli.
(STIFLES GAG)
Here’s what I think happened.
Dinosaur attacks Sid,
Sid fights back with piece of broccoli, leaving dinosaur
a vegetable.
Are you nuts? Sid’s not violent. Or coordinated.
Yeah. And where’s the dinosaur?
All right. All right, good point.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Theory two.
Sid’s eating broccoli,
dinosaur eats Sid,
dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli
a vegetable.
Buck, when exactly did you lose your mind?
Three months ago.
I woke up one morning married to a pineapple.
An ugly pineapple.
(SIGHS)
But I loved her.
Buck, I think you missed a little clue over here.
Well, your friend might be alive, but not for long.
BUCK: Rudy’s closing in.
CRASH: Whoa! EDDIE: Whoa!
BUCK: You got it. The Plates of Woe.
Or whatever’s left of them.
(SCRAT WHIMPERS)
(GASPS)
(SIGHING)
BUCK: Single file, everyone! Head for Lava Falls.
(CREAKING)
(WIND WHISTLING)
What’s that sound?
It’s the wind. It’s speaking to us.
What’s it saying?
I don’t know.
I don’t speak Wind.
(GROANING)
(HISSING)
Ellie!
I’m fine. Don’t worry about me.
I’m just taking my…
(SNARLING)
Ellie!
Manny!
Get to the ledge!
(GROANING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Ellie!
CRASH: Ellie! Where are you?
ELLIE: It’s okay! I’m up here!
Hang on, Ellie! We’ll be right there!
(GROANING)
(ALL CHATTERING PLAYFULLY)
(DINOSAUR ROARING)
Wait! Sloth down!
(PANTING) Wait. Wait. Time out!
Hold up. Sheesh! You guys are getting fast!
It’s not so bad down here. Nice weather, friendly neighbors.
(SCREAMS)
(HISSING)
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Hi, neighbor.
(ROARING)
Rudy.
Rudy?
(SID SCREAMING)
Never heard that kind of dino before.
That’s Sid!
We’ll have to move fast.
ELLIE: Manny! Pineapples!
Pineapples?
She gets cravings.
ELLIE: Pomegranates? Grapefruits! Nectarines?
She’s ordering a fruit cocktail.
Come on, think!
Peaches!
Peaches?
(STAMMERING) Peaches! The baby! What, now?
This? Not good.
The baby’s coming! did you guys hear that?
‘Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head, but…
Can you try to hold it in?
ELLIE: Can somebody slap him for me?
Done and done.
Just sit tight. We’re coming!
There’s only one thing to do. Possums, you’re with me.
Manny, you take care of Ellie until we get back.
What? No, you can’t leave now!
She’s off the trail! What about rule number two?
Rule number five says you can ignore rule number two
if there’s a female involved, or possibly a cute dog.
You know I just make up these rules as I go along.
Yeah, but, but she’s… You have to…
Manny, it’s all right.
I got your back.
Now you’re talking! Come on, lads.
Take care of our sister, mister.
No pressure.
What does that mean, “I got your back”?
I mean, I’d rather they covered the front.
That’s where all the good stuff is, isn’t it?
We gotta move.
(PANTING) Whew. Okay. All right. It’s okay.
Daddy’s… daddy’s coming.
I gotta say, sweetheart, you really got timing.
(HISSING)
(PANTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
(SIGHING)
Go away! Go away! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
Don’t worry. It’s just lava.
Deadly boiling lava!
(SCREAMING)
Boys, are you ready for adventure?
BOTH: Yes, sir!
For danger?
BOTH: Yes, sir!
For death?
Can you repeat the question?
BUCK: Jump!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(CRASH AND EDDIE WHOOPING)
That’s right! Come on!
(LAUGHS)
Have you ever flown one of these before?
No! first time, actually.
(BUCK WHOOPING)
There she is!
Ellie!
Manny!
(HISSING)
I need to get to her!
Listen. I’ll protect Ellie.
You stop those guys.
But…
Manny, if they reach her, it’ll be too late. You have to trust me.
All right. Let’s do it.
(ROARS)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(ROARS)
(HISSING)
(ROARING)
(WHIMPERS)
My paws are burning, baby! They’re burning!
I got to tip-toe. Tippy-toe. Tippy-toe.
Excuse me, twinkle toes! Giving birth here.
Right. Sorry. You okay?
(GRUNTING)
Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
No, not really, but Manny’s coming.
(GROANING)
Diego, I’m scared. Can I hold your paw?
Yeah, of course.
Just go with the pain.
(SCREAMS)
It’s just a contraction.
No!
(SCREAMING)
(ROARING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Look! He’s right there!
Roger!
No! Sid!
I know! Roger!
How about we get Sid first and then go back for Roger?
Never mind!
(EXCLAIMS)
(SCREECHES)
Buck?
(GASPS)
(SCREECHING)
EDDIE: No, no, Buck! Buck, wait! Sid’s that way!
Tell that to them!
Bring it on, you chicken-headed freaks!
(GRUNTING)
Don’t worry about a thing. You’re doing fine.
It’s going great.
Excuse me.
(EXCLAIMS)
Just keep breathing!
Diego!
Just breathe! That’s the important thing.
Grab that ammo!
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
Bogey, three o’clock! fire!
This is awesome!
Light it up!
Yeah!
Hasta la vista, birdy!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
(SCREAMING)
Let’s get our sloth!
We’re hit! We’re hit! Mayday! Mayday!
We’re losing altitude! Hold these!
Tastes like fish.
Okay. That’s just weird.
(CRASH AND EDDIE SCREAMING)
I love you, bro!
I know!
Snap out of it! Come on!
Pull!
(CRASH AND EDDIE SCREAMING)
This is the end of Sid the Sloth!
(SID SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Help!
No, Sid! It’s me!
And me!
And me!
(STAMMERING) I don’t want to panic anybody,
but who’s flying this thing?
Oops!
BOTH: Huh?
(ALL CHATTERING)
No, no, wait! Wait! My kids!
I never even got to say good-bye.
(PANTING)
ELLIE: You can do it! Push! Push!
(GRUNTING)
I can’t do it!
Just one more big push!
You have no idea what I’m going through!
Okay, forget I said that. Let’s do this together.
I liked you guys better when you were extinct.
(EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH BREATHING SHALLOWLY)
Getting dizzy.
(GRUNTING)
Manny! Come on, buddy. I think we’re getting close.
(BABY CRYING)
(COOING)
She’s perfect.
I think we should call her Ellie.
Little Ellie.
I got a better name. Peaches.
Peaches?
Why not? She’s sweet and round and covered with fuzz.
Peaches.
I love it.
I saw that, tough guy.
No, no. That last dino caught my eye with a claw, and…
All right, so I’m not made of stone.
SID: Incoming!
It’s Sid!
It’s a boy!
That’s its tail.
It’s a girl!
Hi, sweetheart. Hello, hello! It’s Uncle Sid. Yes, it is.
You’re so beautiful. She is! She looks just like her mother.
(CHUCKLING) Thank goodness.
No offense, Manny! No offense. You’re beautiful on the inside!
It’s good to have you back, Sid.
Never thought I would say this, but I missed you, buddy.
(PEACHES CHUCKLING)
Now I wish my kids were here.
You could have been friends.
Ellie!
(MAKING BABY TALK)
I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.
I didn’t.
(CRYING)
(BLOWING SNOUT)
I forgot what it was like to be part of a family.
What about you? Ever thought about having kids?
(GULPS)
Hmm.
All right, mammals, let’s get you home.
(BOTH CHATTERING)
(ALONE AGAIN (NATURALLY) PLAYING)
Alone again, naturally
I shouldn’t be hanging ’round
But my world’s turned upside-down
You abandoned me I fell off the tree
To the hard and lonely ground
You found somebody new
And cracked my shell in two
How could I foresee you’d turn out to be
Such a buck-toothed Casanova
And now there’s only strife And my life has lost all meaning
How I miss your furry lips Your shallow, rapid breathing
I wish you only knew that I’m only nuts for you
AIone again, naturally
This is it, mammals. Right where you started.
This was fun! We could make it a regular thing.
(ELLIE SCOFFS)
I don’t know about that.
BUCK: Right! Right. Yes, because of all the mortal peril, of course.
Well, the Buck stops here.
We couldn’t have done it without you.
Well, obviously. But good times, just the…
(HEAVY BREATHING)
We’re not alone, are we?
(ALL GASPING)
Hello, Rudy.
(ROARING)
BUCK: Run!
BUCK: Over here, you colossal fossil!
Looking for something?
Why don’t you come and get it!
To the cave! Go!
Stay with the baby.
We’ll be fine. Go.
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
Wuss.
Pop goes the weasel!
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
(HISSING)
Shoo! Shoo! Come on! Move!
(ROARING)
MANNY: Diego! Catch! DIEGO: Got it!
(WHOOPING)
Through the hole, over the valley. One more loop…
Come on, lads! Heave!
Better luck next time, snowflake.
This isn’t going to hold him long! Let’s go!
Hold up, guys!
(EXCLAIMS)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMING)
Way to go, Momzilla!
(ROARING)
(MIMICS ROARING)
(DINO BABIES CHIRPING)
Come here, kids. Well, let me tell you something.
You’re where you belong now.
And I’m sure you’re going to grow up to be giant, horrifying dinosaurs
just like your mother.
And Momma,
take good care of our kids.
(SIGHS)
You were a good parent, Sid.
Thanks.
Can I baby-sit for you?
Not a chance.
Come on. I work cheap!
All right, I’ll think about it.
Yes!
Never happen.
He’s gone. What am I supposed to do now?
ELLIE: That’s easy. Come with us.
You mean up there?
I never thought of going back.
I’ve been down here so long, it feels like up to me.
I’m not sure I can fit in up there anymore.
So? Look at us. We look like a normal herd to you?
Ow!
(PEACHES LAUGHING)
(SID PANTING)
So long, big guy.
(DINOSAUR ROARING)
That’s our cue! Come on, Peaches.
He’s alive!
Buck?
I… I got to…
Yeah.
Besides, this world should really stay down here.
Take care of them, Tiger.
“Always listen to Buck.”
SID: We’re almost out!
BUCK: Rudy!
(BUCK WHOOPING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Whew!
Is everybody okay?
Where’s Buck?
Don’t worry. He’s where he wants to be.
Is he gonna be okay?
DIEGO: Are you kidding?
Nothing could kill that weasel. It’s Rudy I’m worried about.
(PEACHES COOING)
(LAUGHING)
I know this “baby makes three” thing isn’t for you,
but whatever you decide to do…
I’m not leaving, buddy.
Life of adventure? It’s right here.
But I got a whole speech here. I’ve been working on it.
How can I show you that I’m strong and sensitive?
Noble yet caring?
Ow!
Thanks.
(ALL LAUGHING)
They grow so fast, huh?
Yeah. I mean, look at my kids.
Seems like they were born one day and then gone the next.
They were, Sid.
Yeah. That was a lot of work.
(SNEEZING)
That’s right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.
(WHOOPING)
(ROARING)
(SCRAT GRUNTING)
Mmm-mmm. Mmm!
(GRUMBLING)
Mmm?
Hmm…
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROANS)
(SNIFFING)
(SIGHING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CRASHING)
(GULPS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LOVE LIKE MINE PLAYING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this 40 million years ago
I lit my favorite torch Picked up my monkeys
Got to go
I heard the sound of drums Don’t know where they were from
Whoever it was It started a buzz
And now I’m having fun
Everybody do the dinosaur You can do it Do the dinosaur
Put your back into it Do the dinosaur
Don’t be shy Do the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I met you in a cave You were painting buffalo
I said I’ll be your friend I’ll go wherever you go
At night we’ll split a rattlesnake and dance beneath the stars
You fell asleep I stayed awake
And watched the physical
Everybody walk the dinosaur
You can do it Do the dinosaur
Put your back into it Do the dinosaur
Don’t be shy Do the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
