South Park
Season 28 – Episode 3
Episode title: Sora Not Sorry
Original release date: November 12, 2025
Plot: After Butters Stotch and Red fight with each other by using Sora 2 to generate revenge porn videos of themselves performing sexual acts with cartoon characters, the South Park police department is called to investigate. Unable to distinguish the difference between the video quality and reality, they believe that the cartoon characters are sexual predators. The lawyers of the companies that own the cartoon characters sue Butters and Kenny for their videos, but end up getting arrested by South Park’s police department. Meanwhile, JD Vance manages to convince Donald Trump that he’s doing what’s best for him by conspiring to abort his and Satan’s baby, and the two begin a relationship. Peter Thiel continues to hold Eric Cartman hostage and generates videos of him to send to his mother. Eventually, the police finally realize that the videos were AI-generated and arrest Thiel and free Cartman. The police also find security footage of Trump and Vance having sex with each other in the Lincoln Bedroom on Thiel’s computer, which Trump successfully convinces Satan of being AI-generated to cover up his affair after it is shown on Fox News. Trump and Vance meet secretly once again and remain determined to get rid of Satan and his baby.
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South Park – S28E03 – Sora Not Sorry | Full transcript
[knocking on door]
RED: Hello, sir. My name is Red, and I go to South Park Elementary. Would you like to sign my petition?
MAN: Why sure, little girl. What’s your petition for?
RED: It’s to try and get everyone to smell my farts. [she farts loudly]
SANTA: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What’s going on here?
RED: Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
SANTA: You’ve been a bad girl, Red, so I’m gonna piss in your face now.
RED: Oh, no, you better not, Santa!
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
RED: Ew!
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
[gurgling]
BUTTERS: [laughs] See? And then Santa Claus pisses in her face!
SANTA: There, now you smell like Santa’s piss.
STAN: Wow, that looks pretty real.
BUTTERS: Hey, fellas! Fellas, check this out! Me and Kenny made a generative AI video of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus.
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
RED: [gurgling] Aw, dude.
BUTTERS: It’s really easy, you can make the videos online. We made one of Red eating dog shit, and one of Red barfing up tampons.
STAN: Dude, that’s not cool.
KYLE: Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?
BUTTERS: ‘Cause Red’s a bitch! She totally used me.
KENNY: [muffled speech]
BUTTERS: Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu. That bitch deserves it.
KYLE: You shouldn’t be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters. That’s gonna totally backfire.
BUTTERS: Ah, what’s gonna happen?
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho.
RED: [gurgling] That little shit!
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho!
RED: That little shit!
It’s already all over the school. Butters is trying to humiliate you.
RED: What the hell did I do to him?
Well, you did kind of use him.
RED: I didn’t use him. He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
You should go tell the principal, Red. They said if anyone made these kind of videos of other students, they’d call the police.
RED: I don’t need to tell the principal. There’s gonna be a big assembly this afternoon. I’ll get Butters back myself.
[indistinct chatter]
PC PRINCIPAL: All right, everyone, listen up. As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void of common sense by the woke radical left. And so today’s topic is about having some pride in America’s heritage! Pay attention.
[militaristic music playing]
ANNOUNCER: America. It was built on a dream. An idea that almost all people should be free. When our forefathers first came to this great nation, they… [static]… in the… [static]… Mayflower… Plymouth…
♪ Totoro, Totoro ♪♪
♪ Totoro, Totoro ♪♪
BUTTERS: Well, hey, everybody! It’s me, Butters.
[upbeat music playing]
BUTTERS: And this is my friend, Totoro. And you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna fuck him. Yep, that’s right, I’m Butters, and I’m gonna have sex with Totoro right now.
TOTORO: Oh! Oh.
[Butters groans]
[indistinct chatter]
BUTTERS: Whoa! Oh, you bitch!
PC PRINCIPAL: What the hell is this?
KYLE: I told him.
♪
[dramatic music]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight. You say the government… took your child?
MRS.CARTMAN: Eric was very sick. The doctor said he only had another six or seven weeks to live. And these people said they could help him if they took him to Washington.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: And they didn’t invite you to go alone? Seems a little farfetched.
MRS.CARTMAN: It was all so confusing. They said it was about national security. I’ve been getting updates and emails, but I don’t even know what to believe anymore.
Detective Harris, sir, we need to get down to the school right away.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: What’s the matter?
There’s a young boy there, sir. Appears he’s been molested by Totoro.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman. We’ll look into it for you when we can.
MRS.CARTMAN: But what about Eric?
[indistinct police radio chatter]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened?
BUTTERS: I don’t know nuttin’!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: We’ve seen the video, kid. How long have you and Totoro been sexually active?
BUTTERS: What? I don’t know nuttin’!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit is just gonna keep doing this to kids unless you talk to us. I wanna know where you met Totoro, and I want a description of his penis.
MITCH: Sir, you better come take a look at this.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: What is it?
MITCH: There’s another young student here at this school that appears to have just been raped by Popeye.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Popeye? That son of a bitch!
BUTTERS: I don’t know nuttin’!
POPEYE: Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Ohho, whoa! Yuck…
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Jesus Christ.
POPEYE: Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh…
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here?
MITCH: We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow be working together, sir.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: This all has to be connected. A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy… South Park’s going to shit right before our eyes.
MITCH: Sir?
DETECTIVE HARRIS: There’s something very wrong going on here, Mitch, and I’m gonna find out what.
[machinery whirring, clanking, beeping]
VANCE: Boss, please don’t be mad at me. Everything I did… I did for you.
TRUMP: You were manipulating me. This whole time, you’ve been trying to get me to get rid of Satan’s baby.
VANCE: Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss.
[chair scrapes]
VANCE: I was just trying to help you. I would do anything for you. You… are the greatest boss I ever had. And I just want you to be happy.
TRUMP: Of course I don’t want the baby, but everyone’s so excited. I can’t get out of it.
VANCE: I have a guy, boss.
[sinister music]
VANCE: He’s in Colorado right now. He is an expert in all of this.
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DETECTIVE HARRIS: Nobody’s here to embarrass you, all right son? We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye.
KENNY: [muffled speech]
BUTTERS: You can’t tell ’em the girls did it to you ’cause you helped me or they’re gonna know we did it to them first! We don’t know nothing!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Did Totoro tell you to say that? You don’t need to protect these scumbags.
MITCH: Sir, there’s a Studio Ghibli here that wants to talk to the kid.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: What’s s Studio Ghibli?
MITCH: Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro.
You! You fuck Totoro!
Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Ah, Totoro’s already got some lawyers, huh?
It takes hundreds of artists three years to make Totoro! And in two minutes you spit out you shit and fuck Totoro!
Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: What?
[muffled speech]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: All right, I can’t understand a word anyone here is saying.
You stop! This is a “shishu” and “deshishto!”
“Shishu” and “deshishto!”
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Mitch, get ’em outta here!
Shimatta! Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!
You cannot just do whatever you want with someone else’s IP!
ERIC: Yo, what’s up, Mom? It’s your boy, Eric, live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby. Look, that’s a big pointy thing… uh, the Washington Monument. Whole reflection pool’s right there. It’s like a giant bathtub, but with ducks. Everything’s great. Promise. Hey, Mom, it’s me. Just want you to know I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever. Dude, there’s a castle at the end of the street and everyone smells like popcorn. This is unreal, forever. Just want to let everyone know I’m safe and sound. No, kitty, that’s my pot pie! I love Cheesy Poofs and… Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye!
MRS.CARTMAN: Oh, Eric, Mommy misses you.
[dramatic music]
PETER THIEL: “A boy from South Park tells his mom he’s doing good and he’ll be home soon.”
ERIC: Hey, dude, fuck you. That is totally not cool, what you’re doing.
[eerie tone]
THIEL: “The boy is fat and authoritative.”
ERIC: Hey, Mom, things are good here. I love Cheesy Poofs! I’m just stoked to be feeling better, and I’ll be home soon. Respect my authority!
ERIC: Bro, everyone’s gonna know that’s not really me. I haven’t even talked about Cheesy Poofs in, like, five years.
THIEL: You shut up! We’ll be going to Washington soon, and then you’re gonna help me stop the antichrist from being born. And we’re gonna save the world.
ERIC: Not for free, dude! If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker. You don’t get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit that I would normally never do.
THIEL: It’s the world you live in, kid. Anyone can make you do anything they want.
ERIC: No, kitty, that’s my authority! Pot pie!
[stately music]
♪
TRUMP: I word really hard. You know? I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy.
VANCE: Of course you do, boss. This baby is too much for you.
TRUMP: I tried abortion clinics, Plan B, but this baby just won’t die!
VANCE: And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss. Only he can stop the antichrist. If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can…
SATAN: What are you guys doing?
TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy! We’re having an important meeting!
SATAN: What are you talking about?
VANCE: It’s government stuff, Satan.
SATAN: OK, so I guess I’m going to the pediatrician by myself again.
TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy! We have to do this.
SATAN: You’re such a piece of shit.
TRUMP: You see? Always bitching at me. I should be treated better than that.
VANCE: Yes, boss, you should. That’s why you need to trust me. Nobody feels for you the way that I do. Nobody, boss.
[laughter and shouting]
KYLE: Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
RED: Sure, Kyle.
KYLE: I’m here to help Butters try to call a truce.
What kind of truce?
KYLE: It’s just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand. I know Butters started it, so then you guys made one of him, but then you guys made one of Kenny, and I just think we all need to respect each other more.
RED: You know what? You’re right, Kyle. You’re really a smart guy.
KYLE: Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy. It’s ’cause I’m a Jew.
DROOPY DOG: Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
BUTTERS: Oh, wow, it’s Droopy Dog!
KYLE: Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I’m Kyle.
DROOPY DOG: You know what? I’m gonna take a shit in your mouth.
KYLE: Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don’t shit in my mouth! Bad dog!
DROOPY DOG: Here it comes. [farting]
[Kyle groaning]
DROOPY DOG: You like that, you dumb Jew? [farting]
[Kyle groaning]
KYLE: Dude, what the hell?
BUTTERS: You see? The girls did one about you now.
KYLE: What the hell did I do?
BUTTERS: It don’t matter, I told you! Red’s just a bitch.
DROOPY DOG: You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?
STAN: I mean, you got to admit it’s pretty impressive. It looks really real.
KYLE: It’s not impressive! It’s fucked up. How is this even legal?
BUTTERS: Nothing’s sacred, Kyle. All you can do is fight fire with fire.
KYLE: Well, then let’s see how Red likes it when we make one of her and Bluey.
BUTTERS: Yeah!
[ominous music]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: We’ve had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours, and you’re telling me we can’t get one kid to testify?
OFFICER: None of the kids will talk, sir.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: We’re running out of time here, people. These predators are all gonna start lawyering up like Totoro did.
We’re not lawyer! Studio Ghibli make Totoro with pencil and paint, not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Nobody can understand anything you’re saying, so I don’t know what to tell you, buddy.
MITCH: We’re just getting no cooperation. Every kid we interview, we get the same thing. “That’s not me. Someone else did that.”
DETECTIVE HARRIS: That’s the South Park we’re living in, Mitch. Kids won’t talk to a cop, but they’ll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell ’em to do. [snaps] That’s it. We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators and gain a little kid’s trust.
[keyboard clacking]
[phone rings]
THIEL: Yeah. What’s going on?
VANCE: Everything is OK. We have Trump’s approval now.
THIEL: The president knows of our plans?
VANCE: Yes. He and I are on the same page.
TRUMP: What’s he say?
VANCE: But we cannot proceed just yet. Can you keep the child on ice a little longer?
THIEL: No problem… with Sora 2, I can make the South Park kid do just about anything.
ERIC: Dude, fuck you. That is so lame.
[Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is”]
♪♪
VANCE: But boss, what about Satan?
♪♪
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
♪♪
VANCE: Oh, boss, it’s so big.
♪♪
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
♪♪
♪ I know you can show me ♪
VANCE: Oh, boss! Boss! Yes, boss! Yes, boss!
[crickets chirping]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch? You remember when things made sense? You put your time in. You did the work. But now this stuff we’re seeing, it’s like someone shook the snow globe and said, “Here you go, make sense of this.”
MITCH: I don’t understand it much either, sir. Maybe we’re just too old.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: We used to go after normal criminals. But now the criminals have faces that can just start turning into oranges that eat other oranges. That’s when you realize maybe the job doesn’t need you anymore.
MITCH: Hey, look. Kid’s coming out.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Let’s do this.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Hey there, little girl. It’s Rocky and Bullwinkle. You looking for a good time?
[dramatic musical sting]
[dramatic music]
LAWYER: The South Park Police Department had to go undercover in order to finally get to the truth in this case. And what the evidence will show is that an innocent girl was humiliated by the actions of these boys. All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you. Is that right?
BLUEY: That’s right. They made me do things I would normally never do.
LAWYER: Exactly what kinds of things?
BLUEY: They made me go to the bathroom in a very, very bad place.
LAWYER: And did the suspects offer you any kind of compensation?
BLUEY: I didn’t make one cent!
[crowd gasping]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: What the hell is going on? They’re turning the kids into the victims? This whole thing stinks! Why don’t you go fuck yourself, Bluey?
[crowd gasping]
[gavel banging]
JUDGE: Order! Order!
LAWYER: My client has been misrepresented, and these boys are going to jail!
BUTTERS: It wasn’t their fault, all right? It’s all my fault! This all started with me, because my heart was broken. I made the first videos using Sora 2. I saw the ones Eric Cartman made to get out of going to school, and I thought I could make these about Red ’cause the bitch deserves it. But it was just me.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Wait, you’re saying that the Eric Cartman videos are all being created by someone to distort the truth? That’s gotta be Totoro! Trace the IP address, and let’s get the son of a bitch!
[sirens wailing]
[tires squeal]
[indistinct radio chatter]
THIEL: Ah!
[keyboard clacking]
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Freeze!
AGENT: We got the kid, sir.
THIEL: You’re making a big mistake. I have powerful connections.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Oh, I know you do. But no magical Catbus is gonna whisk you away from justice this time.
ERIC: Mom!
MRS.CARTMAN: Oh, Eric, you’re safe!
ERIC: How the hell did it take you this long to figure out those videos of me were fake?
MRS.CARTMAN: Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie.
ERIC: When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Get him out of here. Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers. Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community of online rapists called Sora 2.
MITCH: Great job, sir.
AGENT: Detective Harris, you better take a look at this. This guy didn’t just make videos. He also has surveillance equipment all over the White House.
DETECTIVE HARRIS: White House?
AGENT: Yeah. He’s got this video of the president in the Lincoln Bedroom.
VANCE: Oh, boss! Boss!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Jesus Christ.
VANCE: Yes, boss! Yes, boss!
DETECTIVE HARRIS: Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here?
MITCH: Oh, boy. When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy.
ANNOUNCER: This is a… Fox News… special alert.
Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today. Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom has caught President Trump having… relations with Vice President Vance. Fox News is live at the White House.
Yeah, hey. Definitely disheartening news here. Why the president would do this to Satan with a baby on the way, we don’t know. Guess it’s anyone’s guess why…
Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there. Uh, we just got word that the president is calling in to “Fox & Friends.” Are you there, sir?
TRUMP: Hello? Hi? Hello?
Yes. Mr. President, what is going on?
TRUMP: Oh, we’re doing some great things here. More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did! Everything’s great!
Well, what about you and the vice president?
TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!
We’re trying to relax, sir, but we’ve all seen the security footage.
TRUMP: No, that’s fake! That’s all… it’s all Sora 2.
It’s fake?
TRUMP: Yeah, guy, that’s all Sora 2! That’s all fake!
Oh, it’s fake! Oh, thank God!
Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it?
[dramatic musical sting]
ANNOUNCER: This is a Fox News fake news alert!
Totally fake news today as the president did not have sex with the vice president.
SATAN: You swear on everything that video was fake.
TRUMP: Of course it’s fake, Satan!
SATAN: OK, ’cause it looks really real.
TRUMP: Satan, I swear on the baby. I wouldn’t do that to you. Relax, guy.
SATAN: OK.
TRUMP: Great. Well, I gotta go get a snack. You want anything from downstairs?
SATAN: No, I’m good.
TRUMP: All right, what’s the situation?
VANCE: The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss. He will not give us Peter Thiel.
TRUMP: How can he not hand him over? I’m the president!
VANCE: Don’t worry, boss. We will not let that town get in the way of our plans together.
[theme music]
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