The Sisters Grimm – Season 1 | Transcripts

The Sisters Grimm
Season 1
Original release date: October 3, 2025

Two orphaned sisters navigate a town full of people torn straight from fantasy and fairy tales, confronting heroes and villains alike, while investigating the mystery of their missing parents.

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The Sisters Grimm – Season 1 | Transcripts

Episode 1: Relda | Transcript

[birds chirping]

[panting]

Daphne, stay close.

I am, but he’s right behind us.

[crashing]

[Daphne panting]

Hey, I know this is scary, but remember the first time Mom and Dad let us ride the Coney Island Ferris wheel alone?

We talked ourselves into being brave, right?

Let’s be brave so we can find a way out of here.

Right. [breathes heavily] They can smell humans. The book said so.

Quick, hide your stink.

Rub this on your face.

Ugh.

Not every answer is in some fantasy book.

[grunting]

Don’t worry, Daphne.

I played softball at the Y. [grunts]

[roars]

Run!

I assumed I’d spend sixth grade in New York City, worrying about who to sit with at lunch, not worried about being lunch.

Well, a lot’s changed since yesterday!

[screams]

[birds chirping]

[Daphne] “Welcome to Ferryport Landing.”

[sibling] “Population 3,254”?

Ugh.

I don’t know why we’re up here being shuttled to our sixth foster home.

Well, when your parents disappear, you don’t get to choose.

Yeah? Well, this isn’t how our story was supposed to go.

You don’t really get a say in it, do you?

[exhales sharply]

Ugh. We’ll die of boredom in this town.

Or we’ll learn to ride a horse and milk a cow.

Hmm.

Ms. Smirt, do they have bagels in Ferryport Landing?

They have bagels everywhere. Quiet.

Not on the moon.

[giggles]

Do yourselves a favor and don’t burden your grandmother with your foolish questions.

Just do as you’re told.

Yeah? Well, this woman is not our grandmother.

Our real grandmother died before we were born.

Not according to the New York City foster care system.

You mean the impostor care system?

How dare you denigrate those upstanding families?

You mean the ones that gave us cat food for snacks?

What’s an impostor?

A fake.

Someone willing to take you.

[Ms. Smirt, sibling] Hmm.

[cawing]

Sabrina. Daphne.

[gasps]

I know she looks nice, but remember, they all do in the beginning.

Relda Grimm.

First chance we get, we’re going back to the city.

Lovely to meet you, Ms. Smirt.

These are yours.

Ah, girls. You can’t imagine how much I’ve missed you two.

Which is weird because you’ve never met us.

Mmm. Weird can also be true, [in German] lieblings.

[in English] What’s a liebling?

It means “sweetheart” in German.

I was born there.

[giggles] I’m a sweetheart.

Well, this is goodbye.

[chuckles] Some goodbyes are a delight.

[blows raspberry]

Whoa.

Enchanté.

[Relda] Girls, this is Mr. Canis.

He’s my dearest friend.

Now, let us help you with your bags.

Uh, wait. Where are your bags?

Um, here.

The police confiscated everything after our parents vanished.

It’s evidence now, but we’ll get it all back when they come home.

[Sabrina] If they do.

[sighs] Your shoes are untied again.

They’re coming back, Sabrina.

[sighs] You’re too old to believe in fairy tales.

Shall we?

[Daphne] So, how far is the house?

Are we going to take a bus?

No, liebling. We drive.

Whoa.

[Sabrina] Whoa. [sighs]

[alarm chirps] Uh, is this thing safe?

Safer than a dragon or a jabberwocky.

[giggles]

Great. [sighs] This one’s bananas.

The best bakery in town is right down the road…

[car rattling]

Ooh. The green and purple cinnamon-raisin rolls are to die for.

[thump]

[Relda speaks indistinctly]

[Relda] Welcome home, girls.

It’s like a doll’s house.

[grunts]

Hmm. Now, where did I put those…

[clicks tongue] Let’s see.

Hmm. Hmm. Mmm. Not that. Oh, my.

[chuckles] Almost forgot about this.

Ah.

Girls, hold out your hands.

[Sabrina] Ugh.

[Daphne groans]

[retches, groans]

Ew, smells like a dead skunk.

It’s even more powerful when you unwrap it.

It’s all yours.

Save it for a special occasion.

[shudders]

Aha.

[sing-songy] We’re home.

Wait. Stay close.

So, where do we put our… bag?

[shrieks]

Okay. [sighs] Whoa.

Look at all this stuff. It’s so cool.

It’s so creepy.

[gasps, grunts] Ow!

[panting]

Yay!

Ew, does it have fleas?

Elvis, sit. Aw.

He’s excited because he’s heard so much about you.

[chuckles] Did you hear that I love you?

Because I do.

All right. It’s dinnertime.

[barks] Not for you.

[whines]

It’s delicious.

Or poisoned.

Mmm. [sighs] Spaghetti’s your favorite, isn’t it?

How do you know that?

From all your mother’s letters.

Did your parents ever mention me?

Only that our real grandmother died before we were born.

And yet, here she is.

Well, Dad didn’t mention it.

So, they probably didn’t tell you about Everafters.

[Daphne] No.

What are Everafters?

The fairytale characters you’ve read about are real.

[gasps]

And your ancestors brought them to live here in Ferryport Landing.

Okay, there it is. Beyond bananas.

Look, lady, our father didn’t tell lies.

[chuckles, sighs]

Henry Grimm is nothing if not skilled at the tall tale.

Stop talking about our parents like you knew them.

You’re not our family.

I’m not finished.

You’re finished. We’re going to our room.

Where’s our room?

First door upstairs.

[sighs] Yeah.

Whoa.

Okay, this is a little creepy.

[rattling]

[rattling continues]

[shrieks] But she’s way better than the McNultys and their pictures of cookies instead of actual cookies.

Or Mrs. Demarest, who called us Cat One and Cat Two.

Daphne, this woman is delusional.

No, she’s not.

What’s delusional?

Someone to get away from.

We’re leaving tonight.

Are you sure?

Look, all I know is that it’s my job to take care of you.

And the only place I know how to do that is back in New York.

Do you trust me?

Good.

[owl hooting in the distance]

[distant thud]

Um, did you hear that?

Maybe it’s her dog, or that car collapsing in on itself like a dying star.

Come on.

Goodbye, dollhouse.

[flute music playing]

Okay, do you hear that?

Hear what?

[music continues, stops]

Sabrina, look.

There was a boy in that tree.

Daphne, it’s okay.

I know it seems scary, but I promise there’s no one out here but Fireflies.

Wow.

We haven’t seen these since we camped with Mom and Dad.

[gasps] Ow!

[bites] Sabrina! Ow! Ow! [grunts] Get behind me.

Stay away!

[screams, grunts]

What are these things?

I

Ow

don’t know.

[grunts] Ha! Gotcha!

[gasps] It has a face.

[growls]

[shrieks]

[pixies laughing]

[screams]

[Relda] Yoo-hoo.

[gasping]

[coughing]

Don’t test me. I have barrels of this.

[blows raspberry]

So, shall we go home now?

[Daphne] Are you mad, Granny Relda?

Wait, can we call you Granny Relda?

I’d love it if you called me that.

And I’m not mad, just concerned.

I know it might seem quiet and safe out here compared to New York, but we have some things here you do not have in the city.

Like flying lights that respond to angry threats?

Oh. [chuckles] I don’t mean the pixies.

Pixies are harmless compared to what else could be out there.

[scoffs] Pixies? Come on.

Like actual fairy-creature pixies?

Yes, dear. They’re Everafters.

Um, [scoffs] pixies aren’t real.

Definitely not real, because that would be completely impossible.

Then I guess your stings aren’t real either.

Lots of bugs can sting.

Given tonight’s excitement, I best lay down some rules.

First, never leave the house alone again.

Ever.

Good rule, Granny.

Never let anyone in the house.

These sound like prison rules.

[gasps] And now there are bars.

[Relda] We are keeping things out as much as keeping you in.

[sighs] Where was I?

Finishing the part about our imprisonment.

The only prison here is the one we make for ourselves.

You are the writer of your own story, Sabrina.

Remember that.

Anyway, last rule:

Ignore the sounds from the locked room at the end of the hall.

I’m very good at ignoring sounds.

Now get some sleep, girls.

We have work to do in the morning.

I’m afraid you’re going to start learning the truth earlier than your father might’ve wanted.

[door closes]

Granny?

She just saved our lives.

Yeah, and then put bars on our windows.

I’m going to sleep now, in this warm, comfortable bed.

[sighs]

Will you sing?

♪ I’d like to find you laughing

Just outside of town ♪

♪ Where the wild winds blow ♪

♪ Where the summer lilies

Bow their heads down to the ground ♪

[Daphne snoring]

♪ And the wild winds blow ♪

[cawing]

Um, what are you doing?

Research.

Girls, there’s no delicate way to put this:

A sizable creature is loose in Ferryport Landing.

It’s probably a giant.

A giant, giant?

[Relda] Yes.

And it’s our job to find out not just what, but all the other important W’s:

when, where, who, and of course, why.

How about why are we roped into any of this nonsense?

Because we are Grimms.

It is in your blood.

[scoffs] Not my blood.

I realize your father wanted to spare you from this destiny.

We have a destiny?

Sabrina, we have a destiny.

[Relda] Oh, yes.

Just like your father before you, and I before him.

Girls, let me ask you something.

Were there red handprints on their car the night your mom and dad disappeared?

[gasps]

How did you know that?

They were all over the dashboard.

I didn’t know for sure until just now, but I know it’s connected to whomever summoned this giant.

So, if we figure that out, we might find your parents too.

I knew it.

They’re still alive, and we’re going to find them.

Okay, what do we have to do?

Hmm.

Looks like this was hit by a mythological megafauna.

[chuckles] I agree.

But let’s put our theory to the test.

Elvis, off you go.

[barks]

[horn honks]

[gasps]

[growls]

Was that his stomach?

I don’t think so.

[mayor] Mr. Seven, shoes.

Well, well, well.

If it isn’t Relda Grimm, sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong.

Well, well, well.

If it isn’t Mayor Charming, trying to cover up evidence as usual.

Mayor Charming?

[gasps] Charming? As in Prince?

Get back here.

[chuckles] Obviously.

Wait, what are these children doing here?

These are my grandchildren, and we are conducting an investigation.

There’s nothing to investigate.

[chuckles] It was an accident.

[Charming] Shoddy craftsmanship.

[Relda] Oh, excellent. Right.

Uh, if that’s true, then, uh, what’s this beanstalk leaf doing here?

[barks]

[Relda] This is giant’s work.

You know it and so do we.

[Charming] Ferryport Landing has been giant-free for 32 years.

Thanks to me, of course.

[Relda] Don’t take credit for the work of the three witches.

[Charming] You and Snow White seem to have a habit of undercutting–

Okay, that’s enough. Giants don’t exist.

Prince Charming isn’t a real dude.

Can we just stop it with all this fantasy babble so I can find my parents already?

I thought they were Grimms.

[rumbling]

Something’s coming.

Relda, get the girls out of here. Now.

Seven, forget the hankie. Start the car!

Girls, hurry!

[panting]

[grunting]

[gasps]

Daphne! Sabrina!

Come on. What are you doing?

This could be our only chance to get away.

They could be our only chance to find Mom and Dad.

I know, but these people are out of their minds, Daphne.

And terrifying. I heard Canis growl.

Sabrina. Daphne. In the car. Now!

I think we should get in the car.

[Elvis whines]

The only thing I know for sure is that right now Mom and Dad are gone.

And that means I have to take care of you.

I have to keep you safe, no matter what we might have to leave behind.

So let’s get out of here.

[rumbling]

[barking] Uh, Sabrina?

Where is Englishman?

[gasps]

[barks]

[giant grunting]

[screaming]

[grunts]

Granny!

[grunts, growls]

Come on!

[roars]

[sniffing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[barking]

[screams]

[barking]

[groans] Hi, Elvis. I’m fine. [chuckles]

[screams]

[screams] Run!

Come on, boy!

[barks]

Oh, my gosh.

The old lady was telling the truth.

Giants are real.

That’s what I’ve been saying.

[growls, groans]

[screams]

[Relda screams] Wait, wait.

No, no, no!

[groaning, grunts]

[shrieks]

[Sabrina] Behind the rock.

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Hey, I know this is scary, but we gotta be brave.

[sniffles] You’re right.

Tell me what you know about giants.

They hunt with their noses.

They’re sensitive to smells.

[gasps] Do you have the candy from that lady’s purse?

You mean Granny?

[groans] Do you have it or not?

[gasps] “It’s even more powerful when you unwrap it.”

Right.

No, you do it.

[growls]

Stay back!

I have a powerfully bad-smelling hard candy and I’m not afraid to use it!

[groans]

[whines] I warned you.

[sniffs]

[groaning, grunting]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[whimpers, groans]

Let’s roll. Come on.

Sabrina, we have to help Granny Relda and Mr. Canis, even if he growls.

Are you out of your mind?

That’s an

an actual giant.

I know, but she may be the only family we have now.

[sighs]

Even if she really is our grandmother, we have no idea how to stop a giant.

We know the fastest subway route from Central Park to Brooklyn Heights.

This

Where do we even start?

[gasps] Granny’s purse.

Maybe the answer is in there.

This is our destiny, after all.

You’re too trusting.

So, what do you say?

Are we going to rescue them?

Well, we could try.

We are Grimms, whatever that means.

[barks]

I wanna find out.

Together.

Yeah. Okay.

I always knew we were meant for adventure.

[flute music plays]

[growls] Ugh, what now?

[laughing]

[screams]

[barks]

Get down.

Leave us alone!

All right, what have you done with my old lady?

That’s a big pixie.

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Episode 2: Puck| Transcript

[bird squawks]

[bird cawing]

Ouch!

[groans] Stop it, you mean little pixie.

[barks]

[shrieks] What were you saying about adventure, Daphne?

That I liked being on one?

Seems like a premature thought.

What does “premature” mean?

Way too early to tell.

Sabrina, is Granny going to die?

You mean Relda?

No, not if I can help it.

You mean not if we can help it.

Yeah, yeah, sure. That’s what I meant.

Stop talking, spies!

Ugh! We’re not spies.

[scoffs] Oh, yeah?

Tell it to the fish.

There’s no fish in swimming pools.

[pixies chuckling]

[groans] Uh, quiet, spy. Now move.

Let my sister go.

No one’s going anywhere, not unless you confess your crimes.

What crimes?

Stealing the old lady from me.

Granny?

No. Relda Grimm.

She is our granny.

Exactly what a spy would say.

It’s true.

She’s the only family we have left.

Allegedly.

Whoever she is, we’re trying to save her life.

Oh, yeah? [scoffs] Save her from what?

[both] A giant.

What?

Just a minute.

[pixies whispering]

Yeah. Yes. [stammers] What do you

Of course it’d make a difference if they drowned.

[pixie groans]

[groans] We have to find her and Mr. Canis before it’s too late.

Mmm.

How do I know you’re telling the truth?

You don’t.

Ask Elvis.

[growling]

[whines, barks]

Ah, fine.

[sighs] Okay, when did this happen?

And how big is the gi–

[grunts] Whoo! Way to go, Sabrina!

Come on, Daph.

[pixies exclaim]

[gasps]

Whoa.

Yeah.

[fairy laughing]

Oh, you should see your face right now.

You and your flying cockroaches threaten us, and you think it’s funny?

[pixies groan]

[blows raspberry] Well, we wouldn’t hurt you.

I just wanted answers.

You could’ve asked nicely.

You get more flies with sugar than salt.

Oh, please.

You get more flies with rotting meat.

Then you must be riddled with them.

Oh, a fairy can dream.

[scoffs] Let’s go.

[Elvis grunts]

We need to get to the house and study the books about giants.

Or maybe we look for the giant ourselves and talk to him.

But then what, Daphne?

What do we know about giants?

And what if Four-Story Steve doesn’t like chitchat?

We need a real plan.

Well, I’m trying to come up with one, but you’re not listening.

[shrieks] Stop swooping like that.

[groans] I can’t believe this guy.

You can’t believe me? Me?

I’m not the one who lost my grandmother.

We didn’t lose her.

Well, rescuing feeble, old ladies is for heroes.

I’m a villain, a very bad villain.

Don’t ask me to help.

[grunts] We didn’t.

[barks]

Excuse me, Peter Pan, do you know anything about giants?

Come on. He’s slowing us down.

Peter Pan?

I’m not Peter Pan!

How do people not know this?

I’m Puck.

Oh.

Well, do you know anything about giants, Puck?

Or about red handprints?

[sighs] You really don’t wanna know about those.

We really do.

[groans]

Daph, “Pluck” doesn’t know anything.

It’s Puck! And you’re the one who doesn’t know anything.

Who hasn’t heard of the Trickster King?

Prince of Fairies?

Robin Goodfellow?

I’m the most famous Everafter in town.

Do you work for Santa?

[screams]

Do I look like I work for Santa?

[breathes deeply]

[Puck growls]

[Sabrina] Ignore him.

We have to keep moving.

[barks]

[Puck] Don’t people read the classics?

I’m in Shakespeare’s most famous play.

I don’t recall a creepy bug in Hamlet.

It’s Midsummer Night’s Dream! Oh, this country’s youth.

I’m leaving.

[Sabrina] Good riddance.

[sighs] There’s the town.

I think the cottage is on the other side.

[rustling]

[gasps]

[barking]

Hmm.

Sabrina, maybe he can fly over the town and look for the giant.

I’m pretty sure he wants to help.

[Elvis whines, pants]

We can’t count on “Peck.”

It’s Puck!

[Sabrina] We need those books so I can figure out what to do.

But he’s one of them, and he knows this area.

You saw what that kid tried to do to us, and you wanna trust him?

He seems worried about Granny.

I really think we need his help.

No, Daphne. He’s a terrible idea.

[gasps]

What I say never matters.

It hasn’t mattered since Mom and Dad left.

[sighs] That’s not true.

Yes, it is.

[sighs] Okay.

Yes, it’s true.

But one of us has to be the grownup and make hard decisions, whether I want to be that person or not.

And right now, I say we go back to the house to make a plan.

And fly bait is not coming with us!

Fine!

But you’ll never find her alone!

You’re just two little stink-haired girls.

The old lady is probably a goner!

We’ve been walking for hours.

[sighs] An hour, just one.

It’s not much further.

[vehicle approaching]

Unless

Hold on.

Is that a police car?

[sighs] What do I do? What do I do?

[groaning]

Excuse me!

Afternoon, kids.

Elvis.

[barks] You know Elvis?

[chuckles] I know Relda, and I know her granddaughters just arrived.

Small town. [chuckles]

Small town.

Uh, you need a ride home?

Elvis?

[sniffing, barks]

Okay.

So, how are you liking Ferryport Landing so far?

It’s completely banan-Bonanza. It’s bonanza. Good times.

Yeah. Birthday party every day.

Glad to hear it. [chuckles] I assume you’ve already concocted an elaborate scheme to get Relda and Canis back.

[Daphne] Huh?

Oh, we all know about the giant.

[Sabrina] We?

Relda Grimm’s been in worse scrapes than this.

You may feel trained for this, but rest assured, Ferryport Landing’s finest are on the case.

Trained?

So, Officer Hamstead, are you an Everafter then?

Oh, sure.

I-I guess you could say that I am

[radio static]

[Charming] Officer Hamstead, did you find them? Nothing must ruin tomorrow’s fundraising ball. So get those menacing Grimms to the station.

[chuckles] Of course, Mayor Charming.

Uh, yyou and your jokes. [chuckles]

[Charming] Are the girls in the car? Uh-huh.

[Charming grunts] Very well. Hello, girls.

Good to see you met Officer Hamstead. [chuckles] Uh, yeah.

[Charming] He’ll take good care of you.

Ferryport Landing is [chuckles] Let me tell you about Ferryport Landing…

Do you remember when we left Mrs. Donovan?

The one who locked us in a room?

Yes, her. Remember the day we left?

When she was driving us to the kids’ work camp and we–

Oh, Mrs. Donovan.

You mean now?

[Charming speaks indistinctly]

One.

Two.

Three!

Mrs. Donovan!

[Sabrina panting]

Run, Daphne!

Hey, wait! Get back here!

[Charming] Hamstead, what happened?

Did they flee?

[barks]

[sighs] What do I do? What do I do?

[barking]

[barks]

Right on, Elvis.

[barks]

Quickly, now! [grunts]

[Hamstead] Gotcha!

[shrieks] Get off!

[grunting]

Let go of her!

[grunting]

[groans, straining]

[barking]

Here we go.

[groans, grunts]

[blows]

[squealing]

[shrieks]

What are you?

That’s so cool. How’d you do that?

[squealing]

Uh, so he’s a pig then?

This town is super awesome.

It’s super something.

Ready? Good job. You too, Elvis.

Guess we’re not helpless after all!

[barks]

I think Elvis knows the way home.

[Elvis barking]

[gasps] How do we know which ones fit?

Only one way to find out.

One down…

[sighs] 12 more to go.

Ugh. And last but not least… [sighs]

[straining] I-I- [sighs] I don’t understand.

Did you unlock them all?

[laughs] You expect to save the old lady, and you can’t even open a stupid door?

Ugh. I’d hoped you got caught in a bug zapper.

But lucky for you, I’m back.

If you want in, you have to tell the house you are home.

Of course! Granny Relda says it.

We’re home, house!

[lock clicks]

See? Helpful.

The old lady tells me everything.

Like it or not, you need me.

No, we don’t.

Tell that to the locked door.

[grunts] Watch it, you creepy moth.

[door creaks, slams]

Ooh!

You called him a moth, and he turned into a moth.

[high-pitched chattering]

Remember, I’m one of the bad guys, so don’t tell anyone I helped you.

It would be super scandalous.

You must really care about her.

[scoffs] Not at all, but Relda feeds me sometimes.

So if she gets eaten by a giant, adios, free lunches.

Plus, I want to slay a giant.

[scoffs] But we don’t know where it is.

Well, I did a flyby all the way to the mountains.

Saw tracks but no giant.

I told the pixies to keep searching.

And while they’re at it, why don’t you whip me up some lunch?

[scoffs] Dream on, buttercup.

Look, being your leader is a lot of work.

The old lady always makes lunch when a mystery is afoot.

You are not our leader.

You don’t even know anything, like why the mayor and the police are after us.

Fine! I’ll find Relda on my own.

Make my sandwich to go. No onions.

[growls] We do need his help.

Fine. But he will make his own sandwich.

[scoffs]

[mumbles] No, focus.

Oh, this bread is vexing me.

Ugh. Eat quickly, and let’s get to work.

[grunting]

Here, like this. Remember?

Oh, yeah.

Ha! Bet you wish you had my sandwich. Mmm.

Whoa.

[retches]

Why do you have a crown?

I’m Prince of the Fairies.

Emperor of Pixies, Hobgoblins, Elves and Gnomes. Trickster King.

Spiritual guide to delinquents, lay-abouts, interlopers and bad apples.

You are nothing but a stuckup 12yearold boy.

[sucks teeth]

That’s the upside of being an Everafter:

You’re as old as you want to be…

[licks thumb]

…and I plan to be this age until the sun burns out.

I’d love to see you screaming in the dark when the earth freezes over, but for now…

I’m reading about giants.

Coming!

Plate in the sink, please.

Giant Problems just told us who they are.

We need a book about stopping them.

[scoffs] I’m the smartest person I know, and I’ve never read a book in my life.

You’re wasting your time.

I could stop a giant whenever I want.

Well, there’s the door. Go get ’em, champ.

[chuckles]

[mumbles] Yes. Mmhmm.

Diary of a Wicked Queen, Kissing Frogs:

Dating in the Modern World.

[groans] Age-inappropriate.

[whines]

[grunts]

Sabrina, look.

Maybe this could help?

{\an8}”Fairy Tale Accounts, 1941 to 1965 by Edwin Alvin Grimm.”

It’s like a family history going all the way back to…

{\an8}Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm?

Yeah, your great-grand-somethings.

By the way, those books you’re rubbing your scabby hands all over are true-life histories.

We’re descended from the Brothers Grimm?

You didn’t get that?

Uh, no.

Oh, I did.

[scoffs] It’s a “giant”… [laughs] …deal to be a Grimm.

You’re special!

Not as special as me, of course, but it’s pretty cool that so many people long for your demise.

[both] What?

[laughs] Whoa, you two really don’t know anything.

Especially you.

[Puck] It’s a long story.

You’ll learn soon enough if you don’t get eaten by a giant first.

[Elvis barks]

Huh?

[whining]

What’d you find, boy?

Look.

What is it, Daph?

“Fairy Tale Accounts by Henry Grimm”?

This is Dad’s handwriting.

Everything Granny said was true.

Mom and Dad hid everything about who we are.

[sniffles] They lied to us.

[whines]

[sniffles]

They must’ve had their reasons.

When we get Granny back, we’ll find out why.

Mayor Charming?

Oh, wow.

Barf! What a dumb outfit.

Listen.

“Another runin with Charming.

Mom and Dad found him trying to buy thousands of acres.”

Oh, I heard about that.

There was a wicked fisticuffs between your grandfather and Charming.

“Charming lost the most when he moved to America. He was forced to sell his castle and all he owned.”

“The ship carrying his fortune sunk in the Hudson. He blew his remaining funds on several bad investments.”

[cries]

Aw. The poor guy.

He probably misses his old kingdom.

[scoffs] Yeah. Well, that poor guy sent the cops after us.

Is there more about giants or red handprints?

Unless you know something, which I highly doubt.

Yeah. I-I-I know enough, but the old lady knows lots more.

[Daphne] It goes on.

“Giants never meddle with humans unless a deal is struck.”

Who would want to make a deal with a giant?

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

I want to make a deal with a giant.

So, someone desperate who wants to rebuild his kingdom.

Maybe Mayor Charming had the giant kidnap Relda and Canis so they wouldn’t figure out what kind of bad stuff he was up to.

Good theory.

But Daphne, we’re just two girls and a useless boy against a giant.

A hungry giant.

Did you know they love to eat people?

[grunting]

Ugh.

Plus, the mayor and the whole police force are against us.

Giants, moth-boys, a surprise grandma.

Our parents hid everything from us.

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.

Well, I do.

Okay. Tell me what you think we should do.

I think we need to ask for help.

Right, Elvis?

[barks]

[clicks tongue] Uh, he’s a dog.

A really good dog.

He can help us for sure.

Can’t you, boy?

Hey, what are you doing?

Elvis, no! Leave it.

Daphne, stop. What’s that?

“Sabrina, Daphne and Puck.”

Oh, my name should’ve been first.

Mom and Dad.

And Granny and Canis.

“If you are reading this, then one of our investigations has gone completely off the rails.

In fact, it’s probably very bad at this point.

Anyway, take my keys and enter the forbidden room.

Answers will stare you in the face.

Relda.”

Daphne, I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you before.

That’s okay.

Now what?

Hmm.

Now we’re ready for anything.

We’re following your lead, Daphne.

[barks]

We just have to find out what’s on the other side of the door.

Sadly, you two probably won’t survive.

“Stare us in the face.”

What does that even mean?

It means I should go first since I’ve wanted to get in there forever.

[grunts] Royalty first, stink bomb.

You’re a baby. Stop it.

You two, stop it! This is serious.

[clattering]

So much for the element of surprise.

[voice] Knock off that racket right now!

[screams]

[growls] We just have to go.

Okay. On three.

One, two, three!

Huh?

It’s just a mirror.

Oh, what a ripoff.

Her note said all the answers…

Would stare us in the face. The mirror!

Maybe there’s more to it.

There must be something we’re missing.

[shudders] I think I see something.

What? What is it?

It’s a booger. It’s in your nose!

[laughs]

[sighs] Oh, I am funny!

Tell me who you are…

[screams]

…or feel my wrath!

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Episode 3: Jack| Transcript

Tell me who you are or feel my wrath.

[yelps] Hold tight.

Sabrina.

Who are you?

We came to rescue Granny.

[stammers]

Wait, are you Relda’s grandkids?

[pants] You okay?

Yeah, Puck shielded us.

[groans] Hmm?

Thanks.

Oh, please.

I was protecting myself, not you.

I am royalty, after all.

Yes, so gallant of you, Puck.

What’s wrong with you? She’s seven.

[chuckles] Ask the girl who brings a seven-year-old into the forbidden room.

Huh?

Whoa.

Are you supposed to be the magic mirror?

Not supposed to be. I am.

Relda and Canis were captured by a giant, but she sent us here.

I think we need your help to save her.

[scoffs] Oh, please. By yourselves?

[chuckles] You’re just as headstrong and impulsive as your father.

[scoffs] Sounds like you don’t know much about my dad.

Sounds like you don’t know much about your dad.

[sighs] That might be true.

What I do know is that our parents are gone, it has something to do with red handprints, and this smelly boy flies and turns into bugs.

Anything else, Daphne?

Uh, the mayor is after us and may control the giant.

Yeah. So if we don’t find Relda, we lose the only chance we have to find your friend, our dad.

Ugh. Sabrina, I’m sorry.

That’s a lot for anyone, let alone a 12yearold.

Well then, hustle up a looksee to make sure the old bird’s alive.

This country’s youth.

Care to ask the right way?

Ugh. Can you please show us?

No.

[grunts]

[gasps]

Wait, the right way?

Like, “Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?”

Whoa. Snow White?

Ah, smart girl. Maybe not all is lost.

Mirror, Mirror, they’re just kids.

Show us where ol’ Granny is.

That doesn’t really rhyme.

Yes, it does.

“Ids” and “is”? That’s a half rhyme.

You’re a half rhyme.

[sighs]

[Daphne] Sabrina, they’re alive.

And still in the giant’s pocket.

Hmm. Oh, I’ll need a bigger sword.

Me too.

It’s too dangerou–

I mean, I travel alone.

The dirty boy is right.

It is too dangerous.

Giants won’t eat for days.

But when they do…

[growls]

Uh…

[barking]

[pounding on door]

It’s Hamstead.

This is the police. Open the door.

Please, Mr. Mirror.

We have to save Granny and Canis.

Can you help us?

This is not a great idea– it’s awful actually– but you probably need Jack of the beanstalk fame.

Ooh, he looks cool.

We don’t need him. I can do it.

[chuckles] No. Jack knows giants.

I know more giants than Jack.

Oh, yeah? When did you meet a giant?

[scoffs] A bunch of times.

[growls, barks]

So, where do we find Jack?

Well, he used to work at Al’s Big and Tall Clothing.

But currently, Jack’s in jail.

[Daphne] What? Why?

Al found out Jack kept the change for himself.

Ah, now who’s dirty?

Ugh.

So, we need to talk to a thief in the clink?

Basically, yes.

Unless you have a better idea?

Will we get sent back to foster care?

[barking]

We won’t be able to find Granny or Mom and Dad.

[pounding on door]

Your family hasn’t acquired the most information on magic and survived centuries of monsters and ogres because they couldn’t exit a house.

You’re Grimms.

Make the impossible possible.

Mirror, Mirror, make it clear: How can we get out of here?

That’s better. Hand me your keys.

An old rug?

No… a carpet.

[Sabrina, Daphne scream]

How do we steer?

Tell it what to do.

Carpet, down. [screams] [gasps] Elvis!

Carpet, stop.

[groans]

Oy, we’re running away here.

[pants]

Carpet, go!

[Hamstead grunts] Gotcha.

[strains] Oh, crumbs!

[groans] Get off!

[gasps, grunting]

[screams]

Pull over!

Sabrina, he’s got my foot.

[Puck yowling]

[screams] Hands off my lackeys.

We’re not your lackeys.

Fairies are the worst.

[grunting, groaning]

[chuckling]

Thanks.

Ew, don’t get mushy.

[growls, barks]

[grunts, strains]

[Sabrina] Carpet, go.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, you smelly old rug.

[straining] Oh, right. I locked it.

[strains, grunts]

[whistles]

Jennifer, tell the team to grab that squad car.

[grunts]

My prowler?

That’s just criminal.

It’s okay. She didn’t mean it.

Uh…

Are you feeling better?

[chuckles]

Hey. Good luck, stinky!

Ew, don’t get mushy.

[scoffs]

Wow. The town looks so different from up here.

Wow. You really figured out the mirror and the magic carpet.

I feel like we were born for this.

Carpet, to the jail. Whoo!

[screams] Come on. Best two out of three.

You’re on, cupcake.

[hen clucks]

Jack, we need your help.

We do? And who is we?

We’re Relda Grimm’s granddaughters.

She’s been captured by a giant.

Giant? Right.

I’d love to help, but I’m a little bit busy being in jail.

Although maybe you lot can lend a mate a hand.

[sighs] Can’t you just tell us what to do?

Have you ever defeated a giant?

Um, no.

Exactly. Which is why you need an expert.

Should we break you out?

Daphne.

I would never ask you to do that.

I have an idea, but you’re gonna need my jacket.

The jailer is Ichabod Crane of the Headless Horseman Cranes.

And maybe if you ask him in the right way…

And you promise you’ll help us?

It’s what I was born to do.

Dot my I and cross my T.

Are you sure about this?

Totally, I think.

[sighs]

[pencil clatters]

[mumbling]

[grunts] Ow.

[imitating Headless Horseman] Crane.

[normal] Ugh.

[gasps] Wha–

Who?

[imitating Headless Horseman] Crane!

[yelps]

I thought you were gone. [sobs] [Crane] Please don’t take my head.

I will, unless you do my bidding.

Yes. Anything, anything!

Then you must release Jack, the Giant Slayer.

Huh? What? Jack? Why?

Uh, so he can…

[gasps] …slay a giant.

Oh. Yes, of course.

Coming right up. [chuckles] Oh, my gosh. It worked.

Guess Jack knows what he’s doing.

[barks] Yeah! Yeehaw, Elvis. [grunts] Oh, no, no, no, no!

Whoa!

[Sabrina] Daphne, hang tight.

I just need to

[gasps] Huh?

You’re children?

Old friends of mine, Ichy, mate.

[grunts]

[groaning]

Come on, Daph.

Nice to meet you.

[screams]

Whoa!

Wait!

[pants, screams]

[barks]

Yes. Whoohoo!

Whoohoo!

Nice work, Elvis.

[screams]

[shudders]

Whoa!

[gasps]

What’s going on?

Too much weight.

We’d best fly low for a bit.

[gasps] Sabrina, look.

Hamstead, this is all your fault.

This will ruin the ball tonight.

Ball?

He holds one every year to “raise money.”

Mostly to line his pockets.

But it could be just the thing we need to get into Charming’s mansion.

Whoa.

[screams]

[screams] Stop, stop, stop.

[grunts, yelps]

Mr. Seven, follow that carpet.

Oh, come on. Come on, go!

Mind if I take over?

I’ve flown a few carpets in my day.

Uh, sure. Have fun.

[screams]

[Daphne screams, chuckles]

Whoo!

[siren blares]

Everyone, duck!

[Jack] Whoohoo!

I think we lost them.

[rumbling]

[gasps] What is that?

[gasps]

That is that.

[screaming]

Do you think we can outrun him?

I wouldn’t count on it.

Girls, we got two options.

One, we could try and fight and get squashed, or two, fly to Relda’s to get the proper tools for this battle.

Two, two. Definitely two.

Two.

Carpet, get us out of here.

Come and get it.

See you again soon, big fella.

This is more fun than I’ve had in years.

Huh?

Oh, boy. It’s pooping out.

[siren blaring]

Step away f

[groans]

[megaphone screeches] Step away from the carpet.

We have you surrounded.

Come on, mate. One more lift.

Huh? [grunts] You come back here now!

[grunts]

Whoohoo!

[screams]

Daphne!

[screams, grunts]

Gotcha.

Daphne.

Sabrina.

Thank you for all of this.

It’s okay. Relda has done a lot for me.

I owe it to her.

Are you okay?

Yes, but I just thought about how bad I’d feel if I never got to see Mom and Dad again.

That won’t happen.

Of course not.

That’s not how immortals die.

But we are not immortal.

Oh, I forgot. I’m sorry.

Right. Let’s get you two home.

[engine hissing]

Poor carpet. You worked so hard.

Relda told us not to let anyone in.

Then what do we do?

Listen to Relda. He’s a con and a thief.

Puck, we need his help.

Help with what?

Trying on extra-large pants?

You weren’t supposed to bring him back.

Look at this guy in his turtleneck.

Two girls and a garden gnome won’t stop a giant, mate.

I’m not your mate.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don’t need a mate, you need a hero.

I’ve been doing this for 500 years.

When people need me, I show up.

[stammers, scoffs] Okay, deadbeat.

What’s your plan?

Since Charming’s scheme is to use the giant to scare people into selling him their land, he’ll have a map of his planned acquisitions.

If we find that map, we’ll know the giant’s next target.

You really think there’s a map?

[chuckles] Oh, I’ve seen it.

Who do you think tailors Charming’s suits?

But I need the mirror.

No way.

That room is off-limits.

Sabrina, we don’t have much time.

Just give us a minute.

[straining]

[Puck] Hey!

Worst idea ever!

It’s not great, but Relda told us to write our own stories.

It’s up to us, and right now, we’re between a rock and a giant’s fist.

Why don’t you trust me?

Uh, maybe because you tried to drown us.

Okay, granted, but this is a terrible idea.

That guy’s a menace.

[bird chirps]

Ah! Wait, wait, hold on.

[bird chirps] I’m telling you, this is how everything goes wrong.

Or maybe this is how we make the impossible possible.

[sighs] Okay.

Come in, Jack.

[gasps]

You–

I–

[screams] I hate this!

Puck, wait.

[chuckles] You’re home now. Thank you.

Hello? Mirror? Mirror?

Where’s the carpet? [gasps] What did you do to it?

Turn off the drama, Mirror.

I’ve come to help.

I told you to talk to Jack, not bring Jack here.

We’re sneaking into Charming’s ball tonight, and we need disguises.

[gasps] Try a costume shop.

We also need the slippers.

What slippers?

[chuckles] Absolutely not.

They were trusted to this family for safekeeping.

We’re Grimms. We are the family.

Ugh. Touché, little one.

Wow.

Whoa.

Whoa. Sabrina.

Wow.

We’re not in Kansas anymore, girls.

[Sabrina] I-Is this your house?

[Mirror groans]

It’s an arcana-powered, multiphasic, trans-dimensional pocket universe.

What’s a “banana-powdered, multi-plastic”–

The Hall of Wonders houses the most dangerous and valuable magical items, all under my guardianship.

Cool. Do you have any bagels?

No.

I trust you still have the keys?

[gasps, exclaims]

Wow.

Now, take better care of these than you did the carpet.

Uh, these aren’t going to fit.

Oh, my doubtful girl.

Not everything is as it appears with Everafters.

[scoffs] I’m getting that.

Go on, hop in.

Ooh. It tingles.

They’re so pretty.

Yes, it’s a very fine shoe-leather insoles and uppers– but we’ve got to keep a move on, girls.

The costume shop?

That was the first misused magical item the Grimm family confiscated.

I remember old Wilhelm trying to get that away from her.

I’ll fight giants, but fairy godmothers?

[whistles] You come from a brave family.

You haven’t a clue how it works, do you?

Uh… [sighs] Abracadabra?

Please tell me you’re joking.

[groans] Your parents truly taught you nothing.

Three circles, then tap your sister on the head and name her disguise.

Ooh! I wanna be the Nutcracker.

The Nutcracker.

[gasps] Whoo-hoo, I’m the Nutcracker.

Well, ever since Mom read us King Arthur, I’ve always wanted to be one of the knights of the– Momma Bear!

[groans] What did you do?

I made you a mama bear because you’re my mama bear.

[groans] I look ridiculous.

Hmm. Maybe we can fix it.

Aha. That’s better. [in French] Très chic. [in English] Now, shall we?

[gasps] You’ve got a whole room full of magic beans?

If one bean spills, this place will be crawling with giants.

[Jack sighs]

You should have seen me before I sold suits and shoes and ran from Hamstead.

I’ve dined with queens, sultans in palaces.

I was

I was important.

I was somebody special.

We know what it’s like when the life you knew suddenly, well, isn’t that life anymore.

Yeah, I loved it back then, but we can’t live in the past.

We have to move forward.

I can be the Jack who slays giants and rescues grandmas.

Thanks, girls.

You don’t know what you’ve done for me by asking me to help.

Yes, it’s been such a delight having you traipsing around in here.

We’ll use these to stay in touch.

Seeing as how I’m supposed to be incarcerated, it’s best I stay outside.

Remember: map, giants, Relda, then you find your parents.

Click the heels three times and repeat, “There’s no place like”[sighs] Wherever you want to be.

Wait, what if I wanted to be where our parents are?

But that giant could eat Granny any second.

Shouldn’t we save her first so we can save everyone instead of just Mom and Dad?

I guess Dad would want his mom saved as much as we want ours saved.

Hang on tight, Daphne.

Whoo!

There’s no place like Charming’s mansion.

Okay, girls. This is it.

I’ll guide you through the radios.

Once you get the map, I’ll cause a distraction so you can escape.

It’s too bad you’ll miss the party.

Don’t worry. I’ll have my fun.

Just remember, the wand’s spell wears off at 9:00 p.m., so work fast.

Charming says he’s raising money for the town, but looks like it’s all for him.

[Daphne gasps]

I think I see Beauty and the Beast.

Can we meet them?

Wait. As exciting as this is, we have to play it cool.

The real Momma Bear and Nutcracker know these people.

Even better.

Wait, wait, wait. Be subtle.

Hello, everybody. Guess who’s here?

Hmm?

I think we’re busted.

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Episode 4: Prince Charming| Transcript

[guest] Wait a minute.

Huh?

You two aren’t friends.

Uh, we’re not?

No, not on my watch.

[clock ticking] [chuckles] Should we run?

I’m thinking yes.

Sorry. We’ve gotta–

Uh– I mean, after that fight.

What fight?

Oh, that fight.

Oh, Beast. They’ve clearly moved on from that petty squabble.

And I’m sure Nutcracker won’t chew down another one of Momma Bear’s walnut trees.

[chuckles] No. Never again.

Well, nice chatting. We better

[Daphne] Yes, I learned my lesson.

What?

I’ll let the trees be if the walnuts are too green or too ripe.

But what if they’re just right?

[laughing]

Oh, a Goldilocks joke. [chuckles]

[groans]

Your wit is still as sharp as your jaws.

[chuckles] Super funny.

Love you guys.

They’re so sweet. Good times.

Focus, Daph. We have to hurry before our disguises wear off at 9:00.

[jazz music playing]

Huh? Hmm?

[guard humming]

[guest laughs]

[gasps] There’s so many Everafters here.

And they’re all so fancy.

Yeah. I mean, I hate to say it, but that Charming guy really knows how to throw a party.

[exclaims] Ugh.

That is not important right now.

We’re not here to disco dance.

Right. Gotta keep our eyes on the prize.

Ooh, but look at Officer Hamstead.

And a very good evening to you, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[screeches]

[exclaims] Yikes. That looks like a bad time.

I guess we’re not the only ones who aren’t the biggest fans of Ferryport’s finest.

Ugh, this is exactly what I was talking about.

No more distractions. Come on.

Do you think Snow White is here?

I don’t know, but stay focused.

[gasps]

We only have 20 minutes left.

Jack, the disguises worked.

We’re on our way to Charming’s office to get the map.

[gasps] Is that Morgan Le Fay?

[Daphne] She looks just like in your King Arthur books.

[laughs]

And look at that dress.

It is total perfection.

Okay, but, Daph, we’re not here to admire dresses.

We’re here to bust Charming, and we have to hurry before the spell wears off at 9:00.

Okay, but if we see a flying monkey on the way, I’m stopping to say hi.

And so, anyway, that’s why I crossed the road.

No. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Mmm, stuffed peppers.

Oh, I love those.

No, no. Focus. We have a mission.

We need to be careful.

We’re easy to sniff out for anyone who knows the Nutcracker and– Momma Bear?

Ravishing as always. [chuckles] I trust you’re enjoying our humble little soiree.

[kisses]

[chuckles] Charmed.

Nutcracker. I thought you were in the Adirondacks.

Never heard of them.

Ha! You never cease to amuse.

It’s good to see you, Captain.

When was the last time we[gasps] Look, look, look!

What’s wrong, old chap?

Snow White!

[gasps]

Snow, what a lovely surprise.

[chuckles] A quick chat over here, if you don’t mind.

What’s he doing here?

I thought you were okay with this.

No, I

I mean, yes.

We agreed to see other people.

But that guy? Really?

What does a clumsy egg have that I don’t?

I guess he cracks me up.

[chuckles] Well, I suppose I should have expected this.

I’m also having a hard time looking away from this drama.

But now’s our chance to get upstairs.

[screams, stammers]

What if he tricks her into dating him again?

If he’s a criminal, we should warn her.

I agree, but we need proof first.

Let’s get that map.

[White Rabbit] Did you hear about Relda Grimm?

[gasps]

She’s been kidnapped.

What?

Well, if she’s gone, then

Wait.

Has anyone tried the barrier?

First thing we did. But it’s still up.

Which means Relda is still alive in Ferryport. We’re still trapped.

Wait, trapped?

Why would Relda being gone mean you’re not trapped?

Momma Bear’s right.

The barrier will remain in place so long as a Grimm is in Ferryport.

And by my count, there are three of them.

[gasps] I thought Veronica and Henry were kidnapped too.

[White Rabbit] Yes, yes, they are.

But whoever snatched them didn’t get their girls.

And I heard they’re in town.

Children? Gross.

We could be here another century.

Oh, no. This is terrible.

Oh, Momma Bear, I know it’s hard to be separated from our friends and family.

But I have hope. We’ll see them again once the barrier comes down.

Yeah. That’ll be so great.

Wait. I don’t understand.

The Everafters are trapped here?

Yes, and it seems our family is to blame.

Well, we don’t have the full story yet.

There must be a good reason.

My fellow Everafters, your host for the evening, Mayor William Charming.

[applause]

My dear Everafter

[blusters]

Welcome to my humble mansion.

Enjoy the food, the music, the recently remodeled ballroom of Tuscan marble.

[stammers] And most of all, the company.

Unlike my other parties, this is a celebration of you, my friends, and what you can do for your community.

Why would we keep them trapped?

[sighs] I think I need some air.

If I were mayor, we wouldn’t need to squeeze people for cash every year.

Our elite police force, led by the valiant Hamstead, our impenetrable jail, our vital supply of forgetful dust, all come at a cost.

[guests groaning]

Safety comes at a cost.

What this town needs is a firm hand to enforce order, not a grifter picking pockets.

He’s taking us for all we have.

Don’t you agree, Momma Bear?

I do. Isn’t he making enough off the land he’s buying up?

The land the giant destroyed?

A giant?

Did you hear this, everyone?

So you’re using giant attacks for profit?

[guests gasping, chattering]

[guest] Watch your wallet.

Well, not exactly.

Look, real estate is a complex business.

The capital gains tax alone.

Oh, really?

Then why aren’t you doing anything about it?

[chuckles] Don’t worry about a giant.

Hamstead is on the case.

Go dance. Have fun.

[guest] I don’t believe it.

[guest 2] I knew it was a scam.

Yes, we can all relax.

Word on the street is Daphne and Sabrina Grimm have a plan to stop the giant.

[all laughing]

[chuckles] Oh, Nutcracker, you’ve done it again.

The Grimm children? [chuckles] Oh, they’d be eliminated in seconds.

Then I say good riddance.

Maybe all the Grimms will be wiped out in one shot.

It won’t be all of the Grimms.

Henry and Veronica are still alive.

[scoffs] They were captured by the Scarlet Hand. They’re goners.

The Scarlet Hand?

That’s who left the handprints.

You people are awful.

You’re behaving like absolute beasts.

No offense.

[grunts] We’re Everafters. Be better.

At least we know who has Mom and Dad.

And we know why they were taken.

The Grimms are responsible for the barrier keeping the Everafters trapped here.

No wonder they hate us and want us gone.

Jack doesn’t feel that way.

Plus, Mom and Dad always told us that people say stuff they don’t mean when they’re mad.

Maybe Jack doesn’t feel that way.

But the rest of them aren’t just having a temper tantrum.

They’re right.

This town is a prison for them, and we are their jailers.

The only person who can explain all this to us is Granny.

And she needs our help.

[sighs] You’re right.

It’s almost 9:00.

We only have a few minutes.

But one last thing.

[sighs]

Thank you. I needed that.

[screeching]

[gasps] Sabrina, look.

Daphne, we have to go.

But

But monkeys.

[sighs] Okay, but make it quick.

Excuse me, Mr. Flying Monkey. Um…

Hi.

[chatters]

Okay, bye.

Stop right there, Momma Bear.

You’re under arrest… for being the belle of the ball.

Phew.

Since when is being pretty illegal?

[stammers] It was a joke.

[chuckles] Oh, you got me.

[exclaims]

Oh, no. I’m so sorry.

[grunting]

[chuckles] Hardly felt a thing.

[squeals]

What if Charming is the Scarlet Hand?

He’s rich. He’s powerful, connected.

First things first.

Nutcracker to Jack. Nutcracker to Jack.

We’re upstairs. Over.

[Jack] Fantastic job, girls. I knew you could do it. Charming’s office is the last door on the left. Roger that. Over and out.

I’ve always wanted to say that. [chuckles] Whoa.

Ugh, gross!

Ooh.

Don’t touch.

Whoa-ho-ho-ho! What’s that over there?

[chuckles]

[Sabrina] If you’ve got our parents, you are in for a world of torment.

Sabrina, call Jack. I found the map.

Great job, Daph.

Jack? Jack, are you there?

[radio static]

You have to say “over” or it won’t work.

Let me try.

Nutcracker to Jack. Nutcracker to Jack.

Exciting news. Over.

[radio static]

Huh. Sounds like we have a bad signal.

Look at this.

[Daphne] Why is just the middle bit colored in?

[Sabrina] It must be the inside of the barrier.

The Everafters can’t go past that thick line.

It looks like he circled the properties he wanted, then Xed them out after they were destroyed by the giant.

There’s only one circle that hasn’t been Xed yet.

It must be where he’s headed next.

He’s not going to charm his way out of this one.

[voice] Says who?

[both gasp] [Daphne] Oh, hey!

Mayor Charming. [chuckles] Whoa there. I thought we were old pals.

Remember when we, uh, did that thing that time?

You mean at my wedding to Snow White?

Yeah, that was awesome.

Hmm. Except she left me at the altar.

And my real best man would know that and would not be giddy to see her with that klutz of an egg.

She left you at the altar? Ouch.

[chuckles] This is just a misunderstanding.

I was looking for the bathroom and– I’ve told the Scarlet Hand I want nothing to do with them.

Yet here you are, impersonating my friends.

You have three seconds to reveal yourselves. One.

Wait. We don’t even know who the Scarlet Hand is.

I actually thought it might be you.

Two.

I’m sure Snow White didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.

[scoffs] Wait, I’ll tell you. We’re

[clock chiming]

[bells chiming]

Grimms? [groans] So this is where you’ve been hiding?

Game’s over, Charming.

We know who sicced a giant on those houses so you could buy them up cheap.

And we’ve got the proof.

[scoffs] Not quite the sleuths your parents were, I see.

Listen, girls.

I absolutely want to take over this town and make it my kingdom.

That’s no secret.

But I take pride in protecting my people.

I wouldn’t debase my good name by working with a filthy giant.

Says you.

Mmm. As much as I’d love to stay and argue with you, I have a party to host.

And since the guests aren’t your biggest fans, I’ll see you get safely out the back.

Seven will take you home, where you belong.

We’re not going anywhere without Relda and Canis.

Yeah.

How do we know you’re not going to lead us right into a trap?

What are you

[footsteps approaching]

[gasps]

Englishman!

[both] It’s the giant.

Englishman, come out! I can smell you.

I knew you were in on this.

I’m not the Englishman he wants.

I don’t think he’s here for the ball.

Stay close to me.

[beeps]

[guard] Sir, are you aware there’s a giant outside? Yes, it’s rather glaring, Mr. Seven.

Send the Three out and tell the band to keep playing.

[Giant grunts]

Call off your giant.

It’s not my giant. Now go.

[Giant groans]

[guests laughing, chattering]

[scoffs] Try Jack again.

Jack, it’s Nutcrack

Daphne.

There’s a giant on the loose. Help!

[radio static]

Excuse me. Who are you talking to?

[voice] Charming.

[groans] Never mind. Stay hidden for now.

[scoffs] Figures you’d be trying to sneak out the back the moment trouble shows up.

Trouble? [scoffs] There’s no trouble.

[Giant roars]

The giant, you gutless phony.

[Charming] My dear Queen of Hearts, the Three are handling him as we speak.

Now, if you don’t mind, I have some business to atte– Sir, that’s the Grimms.

They’re spying on us.

[gasps]

Oh, no.

Oh. This never would have happened in Wonderland. Where are my guards?

[rumbling]

[guests gasp]

I don’t like the sound of that.

[growls]

[guests screaming]

It’s high time we depart.

[clock ticking]

Still better than last year’s.

Definitely.

Feefifofum.

I smell the stink of an Englishman.

What does “feefifofum” mean?

It means we’re toast if Jack doesn’t get here fast.

Yoo-hoo! Any giant slayers out there?

My mansion!

Those pillars were imported from Firenze.

Do you know how much that costs?

Hey! I paid you to play until midnight.

Skip to the jazz medley, but no more drum solos.

[sniffs] His stench is strong.

Where are you hiding him?

Daphne, I’ve got you.

[Giant growls]

[both scream]

[Giant groans]

[gasps]

[groaning]

[giggles]

[groaning]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again.

This never would have happened in Wonderland.

Poke harder, minions.

[Giant groans]

Heads up, another stomp’s coming.

[Giant groans]

So, the pink one in the bubble is Glinda from The Wizard of Oz.

The gingerbread house witch, Frau Pfefferkuchenhaus, is on the broomstick with the smoke.

And, of course, Camelot’s own Morgan Le Fay.

And that dress. Maybe it already ate Jack.

[groans]

[screams]

[exhales deeply]

[groaning]

Sabrina, look, it’s Granny’s car.

Careful, our granny is in there.

Ow, ow, ow, slow down. I’m in heels.

Leaving so soon? Uh, stick around.

Have some cake, dance, make a donation. The night is young.

Are those children?

What? No. They are goblins.

Off you go then. Lovely to have you.

[groans]

They’re backing off.

I think they heard us.

No, they stopped because the giant’s leaving and he still has Relda and Canis.

Don’t worry, he won’t get far.

Hamstead is on the case.

[squeals, grunts]

No offense, but this is a job for an expert.

Jack, are you there or not?

The giant’s getting away.

So, Jack put you up to this?

Funny, it’s not like him to miss a chance to show off.

And funny you missed a chance to let the giant eat us.

The fact that you’re helping us is somehow more suspicious.

I have my reasons.

What’s more suspicious is that the giant smelled Jack, the Englishman.

Hmm. Tell me, did Jack give you anything of his?

No.

Wait, the kerchief.

[gasps] Jack set us up.

I can’t believe it.

I thought we were a team.

How could he betray us like that?

Maybe they do all hate us.

[sighs] Daphne, you always see the best in people.

I’m not as great at that.

But you make me want to try.

I love that about you.

[sniffles] Really?

Really.

Even if everyone here does hate us, it doesn’t matter because I have you.

I’m glad I have you too.

[sniffles] Jack really fooled us in the Hall of Wonders, huh?

Wait, you took him into the Hall of Wonders?

We didn’t have a choice.

Girls, did you lock the house when you left?

Well, we used the slippers to get here, so[gasps] The house is unlocked.

Then we better use them to get back before Jack plunders everything.

Wait. What do you mean, “we”?

I mean, I’m coming with you.

What?

I know you don’t trust me, and frankly you shouldn’t.

But I am nothing if not a skilled swordsman.

And I assure you, this is not a battle you want to fight alone.

[exhales sharply]

[sighs, groans]

What are you doing?

Look, I don’t like this either, but if you want the magic to work, we need to hold hands.

Oh, um… [clears throat] …if you insist.

My turn.

There’s no place like Relda’s.

There’s no place like Relda’s.

There’s no place like Relda’s.

[bells chiming]

[bells chiming]

Jack, show yourself, you dirty liar!

Elvis, no!

[gasps]

[whimpers]

[gasps]

[sobbing]

What do we do now?

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Episode 5: The Giant: Part 1| Transcript

He lied to us.

Jack lied to us.

We snuck him out of jail, brought him here, and then he did this?

[howls]

What happened, sweet boy?

What did Jack do?

Did Puck come back?

Puck’s not coming back.

I told you we couldn’t count on him.

You’re probably not wrong.

Fairies are the worst.

So, now what? Where is Jack?

What is he planning? How do we stop him?

We’re not going to find out anything by standing around.

Mirror will have the answers. Let’s go.

[Elvis whimpers]

Wait!

We can’t just leave Elvis.

He needs a vet, like, now.

[Elvis whimpers] [sighs] We may not have time for this, but…

Mr. Seven, I need to–

What?

[indistinct chattering] Yes, of course, put the uneaten desserts in the freezer.

No, canapés stay in the refrigerator.

[clears throat]

Seven, listen.

Send the Three Witches to Relda’s posthaste.

There’s an injured mongrel

Uh, I mean, dog that needs tending while we attend to other matters.

Don’t worry, the Three will rectify this in no time.

[chiming]

[gasps]

He’ll be all right, little one.

Thank you, Mayor Charming.

It’s Prince, actually, but right, well, enough dallying.

We need to get to the Mirror.

Did Ms. Snow break up with you ’cause you were bad at hugs?

What? No, it was mutual.

We just grew apa–

[groans] I’m not discussing romance with you.

Let’s carry on.

Oh, no!

Looks like he put up a fight.

Hmm.

Here you go, Prince Charming.

Thank you.

[chuckling] Uh, yes.

Let’s go.

Mirror? Are you in here?

[groans, winces]

Mirror. What’s Jack done to you, old boy?

He took the beans.

I tried to stop him, but he was very underhanded.

Is Jack the Scarlet Hand?

I don’t know.

He didn’t share his life story, but I’m fine.

Thank you for your concern, Sabrina.

Are you really okay, Mr. Mirror?

Thank you for your actual concern, Daphne.

I think I’ll be fine.

This is all connected to my mom and dad somehow.

It has to be.

We’ll worry about them later.

If he has the beans, we need to find Jack-Daphne and I need to hear about the Scarlet Hand now.

[sighs] Hmm.

[sighs] Relda should be the one to tell you, but my best guess is that the Hand is a shadow group connected to many unsolved crimes over the years. They traffic in misinformation using whisper campaigns and untraceable threats. I’m afraid more people than just your parents have gone missing.

Their power is invasive, and no one knows their leader.

That’s it? That’s all you know?

That’s, like, nothing.

A “thank you” would do.

But I’m not thankful.

My parents are missing, and I don’t know why I shouldn’t just use these slippers right now to find them.

But what about Granny Relda and Mr. Canis?

And the Giant!

Or giants.

There’s only one giant.

I told you Jack took the magic beans.

The lad seems intent on sprouting them.

Can’t imagine why.

He’s such an outstanding tailor.

[chef’s kiss]

I know, right? [chuckles] Those stitchless seams.

And that hem work.

Ooh! Don’t get me started.

Wait, wait, wait. Focus!

We’ve got to recover those beans.

Magic beans sprout magic beanstalks, which means a portal to giants.

Yes, that’s what we’re saying.

The town would be flooded with giants in no time.

Everything we’ve built, trampled to dust.

We won’t let that happen.

The slippers can bring us right to him.

Right, Sabrina?

Daphne, you heard him.

There’s more than one giant.

I don’t know if I can protect you.

If we don’t go with Charming right now, and the whole town gets destroyed with Granny and Canis, I don’t know how I’d feel about myself.

I want to go stop Jack.

And I think Mom and Dad would be okay with me making that choice.

[Charming] Girls, we need to go.

[groans] I need a second.

[sighs] Mom, Dad, I know I promised I would take care of Daphne, but you should see how strong she is now.

I trust her.

You know that I’m coming to get you.

So please, hang on a little longer.

[sniffles, sighs]

Okay, Daphne. Let’s go stop Jack.

Thank you.

Okay. How do we stop Jack?

Mirror, where’s the armory?

[neck cracks] Whoa.

There it is.

Excalibur.

Ah, a blade as magnificent as I.

Ah. Back in the day, I chopped King Arthur’s round table into semicircles.

[chuckles] The sword responds to the wielder’s intent, you see.

At its full potential, you can slice through solid rock.

Careful, child.

Even at its lowest strength, one nick from the blade will end you.

Wait. Are we trying to end Jack?

We’re trying to negotiate.

One look at this, and Jack will know we’re serious.

Well, I don’t want to be ended, so let’s suit up.

Hmm. This could work. [shrieks]

[screams, laughs]

[indistinct whispering]

[whispering stops]

Absolutely not.

[groans]

[groans]

[strains, grunts]

[groans]

He’s all better now, and I took care of the fleas too.

Be sure to give him a big lunch.

He’s earned it.

Goodbye, house.

[lock clinks]

[grunts]

You know, we’re breaking Relda’s rules by bringing you along, Charming.

Should I trust you?

Probably not, but questioning people’s motives seems to be a favorite hobby of yours.

It’s a hobby of necessity.

We all have things to protect.

I want my town back to the safe refuge for Everafters, where we are free to be ourselves.

I want a replacement for my tailor and a Himalayan cashmere robe.

I have no plan to double-cross you, but make no mistake.

As soon as we handle this menace, my disdain for your family will persist, and we will be enemies once again.

[chuckles] I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Puck! Puck? Puckers!

Puck, Puck, Puck. Puck!

Save your breath, Daph. He’s not coming.

I don’t believe that. Puck!

[Sabrina] Okay, if we’re going, let’s go.

[sighs]

Ready?

Ready.

Ready.

There’s no place like where Jack is.

There’s no place like where Jack is.

Whoa! [grunting] Whoa!

Daphne!

[sighs]

[sighs] Okay. Uh, you have her.

Good.

Oh! Look at that, my hem is ripped.

I made a snow angel.

Wow, Daphne.

Yes, yes. Lovely.

[growls]

Right. I’ll find Jack, you two find a place to hide.

Hide? No way. That’s not part of the plan.

What plan? Did we make a plan?

Yes. I use Excalibur to capture Jack, you tie him up and get him out of here with the slippers.

Then I negotiate peace with the giant.

Did I not say that out loud before?

No.

Do we even have rope?

You didn’t bring rope?

[groans] Right.

I forgot you’re new to this.

In that case, we’ll just have to

Look out!

Whoa.

We didn’t get smooshed!

Exactly. Not sms-mooshed.

[rumbling]

[roars]

[laughs] That’s it, giant.

Get a nice, frothy rage going before we hit the town.

[groans, roars]

Remind them why they need a hero.

I don’t think that guy knows what a hero is.

Oh, no. Maybe he doesn’t.

We need to tell him.

Enough chatting, ladies.

We have business.

Jack, you know this sword, so stop, fiend!

Ah! Prince Charming.

Have you bean looking for these? [laughs] Maybe don’t call him names and just try to figure out why he’s doing this.

Also, don’t hurt him.

I give the best advice.

You really do.

[panting]

[laughs]

[both panting, grunting]

[panting]

Wow, Charming’s actually really impressive.

He’s so fast.

[grunting]

[groans, pants, grunts]

[groans]

Man, why didn’t Dorothy have silver sneakers instead?

[sighs, winces] Ooh!

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.

[growls]

[Charming] Jack!

Welcome to the party, Charming.

That hem is ripped, by the way, but I’m afraid you’ll have to find someone else to sew it up.

I don’t need a tailor or a giant slayer.

I need Jack to listen to reason.

Nah, I’m all set, mate.

[sighs]

[grunting, groaning]

[groans, grunts] Huh?

Didn’t even dent it.

Oh, Charming, you’re not even trying. [shouts] [grunts] I’m not here to hurt you.

It’s easy for you to judge when you’re still a prince, and I’m just mending inseams.

What’s wrong with mending inseams?

You’re the best at it.

I dare say you’re an artist.

I am. But the sword, the fight.

I’ve realized how much I miss it.

It feels good, doesn’t it?

[chuckles] I can see in your eyes that you miss it too.

Maybe. There are many things I miss.

Ah. Like Snow White.

You’d probably still be with her… [grunts] …if things were the way they’re supposed to be.

Instead, she’s with the entitled Omelette.

[growls] Don’t talk about her.

You wouldn’t know love if it marched across your estate like the Napoleonic army. [grunts] All you love is yourself.

It’s healthy to love yourself, but I love our people too.

That’s why I called the giant to give us our lives back.

We’re built for excitement and adventure, not markdown sales and local politics.

We’re not mortals.

We’re Everafters.

Wait a second.

I’ve heard this pitch before.

[rumbling]

[shrieks]

[growls]

[Jack grunts]

Ha!

[growls] It wasn’t me, you big oaf. Oh, drat.

This way, handsome.

[grunts, growls]

[pants] We made it.

We’re here to help.

This isn’t fair.

Our legs are shorter than yours.

You’re supposed to stay hidden.

[sighs] Did you think there would be this much running?

[sighs] No, actually.

I really didn’t.

Everyone be quiet.

[sniffs, groans]

[roaring]

Where’d Jack go?

Do you think if I knew where he was, I’d be crouching here like a buffoon?

Well, I don’t know.

I’ve never crept around a creepy forest before.

We did that two days ago.

Oh. Right.

[crossbow clicks]

Look out!

[grunts]

[gasps] [groans] Now my whole tuxedo is ruined.

[shrieks]

There he is.

[grunts] Oi, big boy. This way.

[Charming] We need to talk about this, Jack.

Communication is always the right way forward.

Now, I mean it.

You two hide this time.

But we came to help.

[groans] It would be very helpful if you take some cover.

Be careful!

Jack, stop this.

Why would I?

[yelps]

The giant and I will have so much fun stirring up a frenzy in the town.

[grunting] Not my town.

[grunts]

[sniffing]

[groans] Well, you got me, mate.

That’s what you were expecting me to say, right?

[groans, roars]

[yelps, laughs]

[groans] Jack!

Over here. Let’s go home already.

[groans, roars]

[pants] I thought we were away from him.

He’s, like, everywhere.

[shrieks, groans]

[gasps] Sabrina!

[shrieking]

Daphne, no!

[panting]

I’ve got you, little one!

[grunting]

[sighs] Daphne, are you okay?

Yeah, but is he?

[groaning]

He’s still breathing.

[Jack] All right, you big lummox.

The town is this way.

[roaring]

He’s almost at the town!

I’ll take care of Charming.

And I’ll get Jack.

[grunts]

Whoa.

I think I’ve got a grip on

Whoa!

[grunts] Geez.

Charming made this look so easy.

I’m coming for you, Jack.

Wake up.

Are you Prince Charming or Sleeping Beauty?

[groans, exclaims, grunts]

[grunts]

You used us.

[grunting, shouting]

I know, I know.

But I didn’t lie when I promised to slay the giant.

You used us, and you lied.

We thought you were our friend, and now you’re putting a whole town in danger because you don’t feel special?

[grunting]

But it’s not about me.

I’ll make this whole town feel important again.

Whoa!

Don’t you see?

We’ve become normal.

I’d give anything to be normal.

To be a regular kid with my mom and dad.

There are no heroes in normal because there is no danger.

Heroes don’t risk other people’s lives for their own good.

[grunts]

Please.

Don’t tell me you’re taking me on out of the goodness of your heart.

You just want someone to help you find your mum and dad.

[grunts]

[groans]

You and I are alike.

Always fighting for what we want, willing to do anything to get it.

You’re right.

My family is all I care about.

[grunts] But, Jack, a lot of people are going to get hurt.

There are other ways to be a hero.

You can change.

You’re the author of your own life.

Sabrina, mmy story has been written.

I can’t change it.

[exclaims]

Of course, you can.

You can choose another way.

I used to think I was happy as a tailor, but then they reminded me of what I’d lost in that life.

It’s embarrassing.

Says who?

Being good at your job is not embarrassing.

Well, they needed my help.

It’s for all the Everafters, really.

Plus, I-I agreed to their deal, and I can’t back out now.

They?

You mean the Scarlet Hand, don’t you?

[gasps] Jack, these people, I don’t know that much about them, but I know you aren’t like them.

You are not a villain.

Well, I did steal that money from the tailor shop.

And now I’ve summoned the giant.

But that’s not all you are.

You can make this right.

They’re too powerful, Sabrina.

You don’t understand.

I didn’t have a choice.

The Scarlet Hand upended both of our lives, but we can fight them together.

With the slippers, we

What?

No! Where’s the other one?

[gasps]

[roars]

[exclaims, grunts]

Sabrina!

[grunts, pants, gasps]

[roars]

[shrieks]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[groans]

Sabrina!

Wha– W-What did I do?

[groaning]

No, no, no.

[groaning]

He’s coming down.

We’ve got to get out of here.

[gasps] Wait.

What is it?

Prince Charming’s still unconscious.

I’ll handle it, but you are leaving now.

No, I can help.

You go now!

[panting] Where’s that slipper?

[pants]

[grunts, groans]

[panting]

There it is.

[groans]

[groans]

[panting]

[grunting]

[grunts, panting]

[sighing]

[gasps]

[breathing shakily]

[whimpering]

[coughing]

Sabrina. [gasps] Where’s Daphne?

[gasps] You’re alive.

[sighs] Good.

[groans]

[sobs] Daphne, I lost the slipper.

It’s gone.

[sobs] We can’t get to Mom and Dad.

[whimpers]

We’ll find another way.

I had everything, and now it’s gone.

No!

I had everything, and now it’s gone.

You ruined everything, Sabrina.

Why did you do that?

I–I didn’t

I don’t know.

[laughs]

Well, no matter because now…

I’ve got nothing to lose.

* * *

Episode 6: The Giant: Part 2| Transcript

[Daphne, distorted] Sabrina!

Sabrina!

Sabrina!

[normal] Sabrina!

[gasps, breathes deeply] Ferryport Landing finally needed me again.

I was gonna wake them up.

Remind them that we’re built for more than just smalltown life… but along came the Grimms. Again.

Mayor Charming, wake up.

Jack is acting scary.

I require a kiss from Snow right here.

[Daphne groans]

[Jack] The Grimms have always tried to force the rules of mortals on us and hold back our potential.

Jacob and Wilhelm, Relda and Basil… your parents.

I don’t know what happened in the past, but we’re not them.

Ah, is this the part where you tell me to–

What did you say before?

“Write my own story”?

Yes. Jack the hero.

That’s the one that kids know.

The good you.

Oh, I’m good.

But I’m more than just a story.

And if I get rid of you, I’ll be remembered by more people than just those living in Ferryport Landing.

Do you wanna be remembered as the guy who took down two little girls?

No. But remembered as the guy who slayed the Grimms and freed us all?

Yeah, I’m good with that.

Wait, is that a rip in your jacket?

Huh?

[gasps]

[grunts, groans]

[chuckles] Tricky, tricky Grimms.

[Sabrina grunts, strains]

Wedge this rock in the opening.

[Daphne grunts]

[Sabrina sighs]

[groans, grunts]

You took a bad hit.

Stay here and don’t make a sound.

Hamstead, we need receipts for all this money.

One should never cheat on one’s taxes.

He seems fine.

Granny and Mr. Canis are still in the giant’s pocket.

[twig snaps]

[gasps]

[shushes]

[passing footsteps]

Peekaboo.

[both scream] Come this way. [grunts, pants] You understand this isn’t personal, right?

I actually like you both.

[Daphne, Sabrina panting]

You got the rebel in you.

[both gasp]

Unfortunately,

it’s your family I’ve had enough of.

[screams]

[Sabrina groans]

[chuckles] Never had this problem with giants.

[pants] We can’t hide forever.

I have to convince him to stop this.

No. You only have to distract him long enough for me to get Granny and Mr. Canis.

Just promise me you’ll be careful.

I promise.

[rumbling]

Remember, Everafters are immortal.

I can wait here until you starve, but I don’t have that kind of patience.

[both panting]

And the Scarlet Hand has even less.

[both scream]

[both panting, groaning]

[both gasp]

What do you know about the Scarlet Hand?

You can buy your sister all the time in the world, but I’m still gonna catch up to her when I’m done with you.

If it’s not personal, then at least tell me who they are.

They are the people who give you everything you want.

[Sabrina grunts, pants]

[panting, groaning]

[gasps, grunts]

[gasps]

[panting]

[grunting, panting]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[grunting, groaning]

Granny. Can you hear me?

Daphne, sweetie. Is that you?

I’m getting you out of here.

[grunts, strains]

[pants]

Do you have any idea how badly all Everafters want you gone?

Yeah, I heard.

[Jack] Then you knew this was coming.

[screams]

Come on. [grunts]

[grunting]

[grunts] Come on.

Come on. [grunts]

[groans]

[panting]

You Grimms are the perpetual enemy to all Everafters.

Any one of them would do the same in my place.

[exclaims]

Don’t listen to him, Sabrina.

Without the Grimms, we were being hunted and driven off our lands by mortals.

The Grimms brought us here to save us from torment.

If we all agreed with the Scarlet Hand, they wouldn’t hide in the shadows.

There’s more of us than you think.

[Charming grunts]

And the Hand’s vision of a world where we are rulers, not stories, seems up your alley.

Rulers?

Jack, our stories are about decency overcoming evil.

Have you really forgotten which side you’re on? [grunts] You’re the one who’s forgotten.

Sabrina, run!

[panting, groaning]

[gasps]

Gotcha!

Get off!

[chuckles]

[groans]

[gasps]

[Jack] What the

[Relda exclaiming]

Huh?

[sighs] Sorry we are so late.

That pesky little button only opened from the outside.

What’s with you people?

Okay, Jack. Put the sword down.

No!

You think you’re helping the Everafters, but all you did was lock us up and steal our stories.

Lock you up?

You know it’s more complicated.

If it weren’t for the barrier, the Jabberwocky would have destroyed village after village.

Should we pretend that you didn’t try to lead giants into Manhattan years ago?

[scoffs] It was less populated then.

And now I’m too far in.

You are never too far in to start over.

Oh, save it, lady.

Sabrina already gave me the same song and dance.

Well, she’s right, Jack.

[Jack] You don’t understand.

Relda, they are too powerful.

Which is why we need your help to fight them.

But that’s not how my story goes.

[both] Granny!

[chuckles] Are you kidding, old man?

[grunts] You can’t stop me.

[growling]

[howls]

Whoa.

Whoa.

[growling]

So, he’s a werewolf then?

Mr. Canis,

a scratch from that sword is deadly.

[growls]

[Jack grunts]

Daphne.

That’s mine. Hand’s off.

[screams]

No!

[growls] Careful, mongrel, I bites too.

I’ll use that blade for a toothpick when I’m done with you.

[growling]

[yelps]

[screams, gasps]

Hmm? [grunts]

[growls]

[Daphne screams]

[soft growling]

[gasps] Daphne!

You got cut.

[groans]

[Jack yelps]

[Canis grunts, growls]

[bones cracking]

[Canis howling]

[Relda] No!

Now that I’m done with that little distraction, we can get back to the main event.

[Sabrina, Daphne gasp]

Sabrina, what do we do?

Do you have any more tricks?

I-I don’t-I don’t have anything.

There’s nothing.

Any last words?

It will be all right, girls.

You have me. I’m here.

So, this is your last stand.

How disappointing for the Sisters Grimm.

[music playing]

[gasps]

There’s not much to smile about, Sabrina.

[music continues, stops]

What is that racket?

Oh. [screaming] Ow. Ah. Get them off.

Fairies are the worst.

Fairies are the best.

[screams]

[yelps, grunts]

[exclaims] Now, this is exactly the kind of sword I deserve.

Puck!

You came back.

I mean, uh, you came back.

Well, yeah. I tried to find you, but[chuckles] Well, hopefully, people won’t mistake me for some gross hero who rescues two little stink-head girls.

Who are you again?

Oh, right. Thanks, Peter Pan.

[Daphne, Relda laughing]

What? I’m not

[groans] Mr. Canis!

[growling, groaning]

[sighs] Oh, Canis?

[Daphne] It didn’t pierce the skin.

[groans]

Daphne, dear. Can you give us a moment?

[growls]

Remember who you are, who you really are.

[growls]

You’re the man who helped me search for my lost children, who saved my granddaughter.

Remember, breathe.

[snarling, howling]

[groans, growls]

[groans]

[Charming grunting]

Wait, if the pixies are here, who’s guarding…

[Jack groaning]

[Sabrina] You’re not getting away, and you are definitely not getting those beans.

[both groan]

No!

Butterfingers!

[rumbling]

Well, uh, that’s not ideal.

[groans] We must depart quickly.

[Jack screams]

[Sabrina grunting]

[wind whooshing]

[thudding]

[all exclaiming] Hmm. Not sure pixie bites are going to do much for these lads.

[Relda] Sabrina!

Jump it! You can make it!

No. This is what Grimms do.

Granny, we need to help her.

Let’s see what happens.

[giant] Feefifofum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.

What have you done, boy?

It was her.

Yes, it was me.

I was defending my home and my family.

Wait, who are you?

I’m Sabrina Grimm. And I made a mistake.

Please let me explain.

[strains] Let me go, you daffy old woman!

She knows what she’s doing.

I didn’t realize the sword was there. I’m sorry.

If it were up to me, you’d stomp houses all year.

You should see the big ones in the city.

Enough!

That’s never who we were.

And frankly, it’s an offensive stereotype.

We were defending our kingdom and what you stole from us.

We’d heard you’d changed, Slayer.

But it’s not true.

And now, you have much to answer for.

Sabrina Grimm, go in peace.

Yay!

Please take him to see your queen.

She’ll give him a fair trial.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No! No! Tell my story.

Remember my name.

[groans] I’m Jack. I’m

[groans]

Wait, who are you again?

You took my joke.

And made it better.

Your timing was totally off.

You’re totally off.

[groaning, grunting]

Mayor Charming!

Ow! [groans] I’m sorry.

[chuckles] Uh, yes.

Relda. Great.

Now, you will be buzzing around again.

[siren wailing]

Mayor Charming!

I evacuated everyone from the surrounding area, and I’ve secured the perimeter.

Now, where’s that giant?

Oh. Huh.

Well, wanna go for some lunch?

Hamstead, it’s 5 a.m.

An early breakfast, then.

Old King Carl’s has a jolly ol’ breakfast bowl.

Mmm. A breakfast bowl, has he?

Sabrina, would you be a dear and trim those stalks for us?

Sure, Granny.

[gasps]

[grunting]

Hacking stuff is a job for the Trickster King, not stinky Bo Peep.

I took that fair and square.

Why doesn’t anyone listen to me?

[grunting stops] You know, you’re right.

I didn’t listen to you about Jack, and I’m sorry.

Oh, well, yeah, you’re sorry-smelling.

[chuckles]

Back, you devil vine.

[gasps] I nicked myself.

Puck!

Kidding. Ha!

Oh, I feel woozy.

Stop it.

[Puck chuckles] You care if I live or die.

[Canis snoring]

Will he be okay?

Yes, he just needs some time.

Mmm. This might be the best meal I’ve ever had in my entire life, but I’ll still save some for Elvis.

[Elvis whines]

[sighs]

What’s on your mind, Liebling?

We messed up.

Nothing went according to plan.

Nonsense.

Look at what you’ve accomplished.

We’re all home together, safe and sound.

But we trusted Jack.

It was by trusting Jack that you were able to come to this place.

Sometimes, bad things happen.

But we grow when we make mistakes and learn from them.

Did Mom and Dad ever get tricked?

[chuckles] Your father once got tricked by a cave troll and turned to stone for a month.

But in that time, he learned to observe quietly.

Dad had got turned to stone?

[chuckles] And wrote about it.

You two are on your way to being great detectives, but you’re missing one thing.

We are Grimms, girls.

We observe, we investigate, and we record the stories.

[sighs] It’s beautiful.

Thanks, Granny.

Aw! Look how cute Mom and Dad are.

[sighs] Thank you for giving us a home again, Granny.

I just wish Mom and Dad were here too.

Come with me.

Mirror, Mirror. Look near and far.

Show us where their parents are.

[gasps] Mom. Dad. Wake up.

It’s… [stammers] …us.

I lost the magic slippers.

I let the giant destroy them, and now we’ll never get to them.

Oh, child.

You don’t think I have tried the slippers and everything else?

[sniffles]

[Relda] The magic keeping your parents asleep is strong, more powerful than anything I’ve encountered.

But I promise we will find a way.

Now, I want to tell you all I know about the Scarlet Hand.

Hmm.

What was that thing Snow White said about her date to the ball?

That Humpty Dumpty cracks her up.

Oh, yeah.

I wish we got a picture in our disguises.

[breeze blowing]

[snores, sniffles]

[barks]

Uh, hold on.

What are you doing with all that stuff?

Moving in.

Yeah, this joint’s kind of a dump, but I think my decorators could do something with it.

Granny!

He cannot live here.

Even fairies need homes.

[blows raspberry]

But he’s horrible, and

[groans]

I win. I stay.

I voted no.

[taunts]

Julius. Careful. That’s my best rock.

Hi, Julius, I’m Daphne, and this is Sabrina.

We’re friends of Puck.

Don’t talk to them, Julius.

They’re stinky and mean.

You reek worse than Elvis’s wet food.

[Elvis barks]

See? Elvis agrees.

See how she hurts me?

[Daphne] Don’t mind them.

They’re always like this.

[Puck] At least I’m not a witch.

[Sabrina] I’m not a witch.

[Puck] Are too.

[Sabrina] Are not.

[Daphne] You’ll get used to it.