Peacemaker
Season 2 – Episode 8
Episode title: Full Nelson
Original release date: October 9, 2025
Plot: One month earlier, Chris and Harcourt go out for a night that ends in a kiss that results in Harcourt leaving. In the present day, Chris is in prison, refusing to see the Kids. Meanwhile, A.R.G.U.S. investigates the doors in the QUC, where multiple A.R.G.U.S. agents are killed. Adebayo and Adrian bail out Chris, who takes Eagly and runs away, with none of the Kids knowing where he went. A.R.G.U.S manages to find a habitable dimension, which they name Salvation. Flag Sr. pitches the new dimension be used as a prison for metahumans to the government, which is approved. Bordeaux reveals this to Harcourt before using Bordeaux’s A.R.G.U.S. credentials to locate Peacemaker. The two then quit their jobs at A.R.G.U.S. together. The Kids head to the motel where Chris is staying and they tell him he is loved and appreciated. Harcourt tells Chris that the night on the boat was meaningful to her as well and the two begin dating. One week later, they all start a new agency, Checkmate, alongside Bordeaux, Fleury, and Judomaster. However, Chris is kidnapped and trapped in Salvation by Flag.
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Peacemaker – S02E08 – Full Nelson | Full transcript
♪ (“SOMEONE SPECIAL” BY HARDCORE SUPERSTAR PLAYING) ♪
EMILIA HARCOURT: Well, maybe, but Ads could have figured a way around it other than outing Waller on TV.
PEACEMAKER:
She’s just trying to help.
HARCOURT: I know.
PEACEMAKER: What…
What are you doing?
HARCOURT: Making art. (SIGHS) Ooh. You know, you never really struck me as the artistic type.
Well, I’ve never been until now, but, you know.
Okay, what is it?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) It is your face.
(CHUCKLES)
It’s a box with two dots.
But your face is a box with two dots. (CHUCKLES) (SCOFFS) Stupid.
Hey, you know this song?
You think I know this song, Chris?
(SCOFFS) Yeah, sorry, I forgot.
You were too busy assembling automatic weapons
behind your back…
(CHUCKLES) while normal people were listening to the radio.
Well, in 1999, the song “Someone Special” came out from the Swedish band Hardcore Superstar.
Revolutionized the new sleaze rock movement.
New sleaze rock?
Yeah.
It’s what Mozart would be playing
if he was still alive today.
Sure.
PEACEMAKER: ♪ Maybe you ♪
♪ Want it too… ♪
HARCOURT: Oh my God.
PEACEMAKER: ♪ Maybe you ♪
Oh my God! Oh my God!
♪ ‘Cause I don’t want
To be the one ♪
♪ To send you away ♪
♪ Someday you’re gonna
Be someone special ♪
♪ Ow, ow… ♪
Oh my God.
PEACEMAKER: ♪ All the places
we’ve been ♪
(CHUCKLING) Stop.
♪ All the places we’ve seen ♪
(HARCOURT GROANS) Why are you so embarrassed about being someone special, Harcourt?
I am no one special, okay?
Believe me.
I think you are.
Shut up, Chris.
For real.
I don’t want to be anyone special, okay?
I just… I want my job back, and Ads fucked that up.
And you’re definitely special ’cause, you know, you have a box head.
(CHUCKLES)
(SNORTS) Brutal!
SERVER: Here’s your drinks, folks.
PEACEMAKER: Oh, Maeve, thank you so much.
HARCOURT: What are you doing?
What do you mean?
I don’t want to keep bothering Maeve.
HARCOURT: Oh, Jesus. (CHUCKLES)
Yeah, right?
(LAUGHS) Let’s dance.
(CHUCKLES)
(GROANS)
To Maeve! Right on!
♪ (SONG BECOMES LOUDER) ♪
♪ Someday you’re gonna be
Someone special, ow, ow ♪
♪ All the places we’ve been ♪
♪ And all the places
We’ve seen… ♪
PEACEMAKER: All right.
All right.
Here we go. Down the hatch.
(EMILIA AND MAEVE CHEER)
To Maeve!
Hey!
Bring it in. Group hug.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) Group hug.
Group hug. Group hug.
(CHUCKLES, SNORTS)
♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
Goddamn. Hey, baby. Shit. Mm.
What was that, Yosemite Sam?
All right, geez.
I was just giving you a compliment.
Hey, fuck you, you fucking freckly fuck!
Hey, my mama taught me to be proud of my freckles, okay?
Girl.
Yeah, well, your mother’s a fucking whore!
What the fuck did you say?
Hey, hey, hey, yo, yo. It’s cool. It’s cool.
All right? It’s cool. All right?
Yeah, we… we… we’re cool. I…
Look, I’m sorry, bro. I didn’t mean anything by it. I just…
Good. Just keep your mouth shut and get inside, okay, bro?
Ye… ye… yes, sir.
Have a wonderful night.
What, you think you’re fucking protecting me?
No, I’m protecting him.
Come on.
We’re having a good night, right?
Look at the moon.
Look at the stars.
You’re gonna give all this shit up to go beat up some fucking loser?
Whose mom, might I add, taught him to be proud of his freckles.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that was, uh…
Very strange.
HARCOURT: Yeah.
It’s not right.
Okay.
PEACEMAKER: Okay?
Yeah, okay.
Okay. Jesus! (CHUCKLES)
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Holy shit.
I feel like we just witnessed a miracle.
Yeah. Well, don’t get used to it.
(SCOFFS)
(HARCOURT SIGHS)
♪
(MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(CHUCKLES) I’m just saying, you could be nicer to him.
Me?
Yeah.
Are you nice to him?
No.
I… But, you know, Adrian doesn’t give a fuck about me.
His whole world revolves around you.
That’s weird.
Yeah, it’s weird. (CHUCKLES) But… Look, I’m probably only saying this because I’m buzzed, but it’s also a little sweet.
Is he in love with you?
No.
His older brother just really wasn’t good to him, you know?
He’s trying to fit in.
Oh.
(GROANS)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
What?
I just hate admitting you were right.
God, I’m glad we came.
I can’t believe I’ve never been down here.
Yeah. It’s the best place in Evergreen.
Oh, shit.
What? What?
Oh my God.
What?
Harcourt, we have to go.
Oh, come on.
You’re kidding me. Really?
No, no, no, please.
No.
Please, please.
They’re the most underrated ever.
No! No.
Check it out.
No!
Just for a second.
No, I hate boats!
We’ll stay for a few songs.
Come on!
HARCOURT: No!
♪ (“OH LORD” BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪
♪ Julian, it’s a hungry world ♪
♪ They’re gonna eat you alive
Son, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, Julian
When their fangs sink in ♪
♪ I’ll stitch you, but then ♪
♪ I gotta throw you
Back in, oh ♪
♪ You just try and sleep
Even though you’re alone ♪
♪ You just close your eyes boy
And dream of home ♪
♪ The light is always on
You just keep that in mind ♪
♪ When you wake in the morning
You’ll be satisfied ♪
♪ ‘Cause there is always
A wrong to your right ♪
♪ And there will always be
A war somewhere to fight ♪
♪ And God knows I’ve had
Some rough fuckin’ years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ And God knows I’ve had ♪
♪ Some rough fucking years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
(SQUAWKS)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(PIGEON COOING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PA)
(KEYS JINGLING)
List of people here who want to visit.
You good with everyone?
(PIGEON CONTINUES COOING)
No, I don’t want to see anyone.
Why?
The reason’s important to you, Durwitz?
Well, it’s just unusual for prisoners to deny visitors, that’s all.
Maybe because I’m the angel of fucking death.
Okay? Maybe that’s it.
Uh-huh.
You’re the angel of death?
Okay.
Hey, we got the, uh, freakin’ death angel here, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
(CELL DOOR SLAMS CLOSED)
(SIGHS)
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
AGENT 1: (OVER COMM) Door 28, locked.
AGENT 2: Door four, locked.
AGENT 3: Supply rack with various weapons. Photographing now.
LANGSTON FLEURY: This is some crazy, magical shit.
Yep.
KLINE: What does Flag want us to find in here?
FLEURY: Don’t know.
He won’t say.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(SHOWER HISSING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Everything stable, Hap?
(MONITORS WHIRRING, BEEPING) Seems to be.
This tech is so far beyond anything we know terrestrially.
It’s bananas.
Yeah.
We’re going to find what we need in there.
I really believe it.
And then everything we talked about is gonna come to fruition.
What’s your status, Economos?
JOHN ECONOMOS:
There’s no fucking status.
Even this close, as soon as they walk through that doorway, voice contact’s gone and their GPS trackers pop out of range.
Seems kind of fucking reckless, actually.
RICK FLAG SENIOR: You know, your attitude’s a little fucking reckless. Your boyfriend’s a dickhead.
He’s not my boyfriend.
He’s not your boyfriend?
(CHUCKLES)
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Door 21 is locked!
Now, this stripper is not exactly a looker, you know what I’m saying, blondie?
On a scale of one to ten, she’s a fucking scared cat emoji. (CHUCKLES) But fucking Kewpie, he don’t care.
He’s drunk as fuck.
Dude, will you shut the fuck up about this?
He’s sitting on the edge of the stage, just staring at this fuckin’ Mothra, like, with these big Pepé Le Pew heartshaped eyes popping out of his skull.
(CHUCKLES)
Dude, you know they record this shit, right?
Well, that’s great, man.
You know, blondie can enjoy it now, and who’s ever listening can enjoy it later.
HR will love it.
And the stripper sees this, right?
‘Cause she is trained in the art of seeing easy money.
And she start crawling all the way across the stage to Kewpie.
And then she grabs his face, and she puts it right between those big, ginormous fucking titties of hers. (CHUCKLES)
He starts…
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY) He starts motorboating those bitches.
(IMITATES MOTORBOAT)
Harcourt, will you tell him to shut the fuck up about this?
Stupidly, now I need to know where this is going.
God.
And so, he starts moaning, just going… (MOANS) And I’m thinking, “Did he just jizz in his pants?”
He just got quiet.
And then, all of a sudden, he just goes…
(GRUNTS, WRETCHES)
and he hurls all over Mothra’s titties.
All over the stage…
(HARCOURT SIGHS)
…all over the dollar bills.
I changed my mind.
I want to go back in time and not hear it.
Dude, you’re a dick for having to tell everyone that story.
Yeah, he’s the dick, Kline.
(LAUGHS) You threw up on a stripper.
Somebody fucking roofied me or something!
(HARCOURT CHUCKLES)
Team three, door 22.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
(MONITORS BEEPING)
OTIS BERG: General?
Lex’s notes on what you all found yesterday.
Great, great. Thanks, Otis.
Everything good?
Everything’s good.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Oh, shit.
Door 22, unlocked!
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
AGENT: Door 22 is unlocked!
Fuck, yes!
♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪
We’re heading into door 22.
Hold off on the other doors.
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
FLEURY: Temperature is 49 degrees Fahrenheit.
Seventy-nine percent humidity.
Gravity is commensurate with Earth.
(HIGHPITCH CHITTERING, GIGGLING) What the fuck?
♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(HIGHPITCH CHITTERING INTENSIFYING)
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
(SHRIEKS)
(KLINE GRUNTS)
(ALL YELL)
HARCOURT: Retreat!
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(ROARS)
(IMP GRUNTS)
(KLINE GROANS)
(IMPS EXCLAIMING, GIGGLING)
(KLINE SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFYING) ♪
Pull! Titties, pull!
(YELLING) Pull!
(MUFFLED)
Pull! Pull! Fucking pull!
(IMPS GIGGLING, CHITTERING)
(GIGGLES)
(SCREAMS)
(AGENTS GRUNT)
(IMPS LAUGHING)
(IMPS CHITTERING)
ANGLER: Go! Go, go, go!
(AGENTS GRUNT)
(GRUNTS, YELLS)
(IMPS SCREECHING)
(GROANS)
IMP: Whoohoo!
(GASPS, EXCLAIMS)
(IMP GRUNTING)
Are you fucking kidding me?
(IMP CONTINUES GRUNTING) ANGLER: (GRUNTS) Get it open!
(IMPS SHRIEKING, GIGGLING)
(GASPS)
(SHIMMERS)
(IMP MUNCHES)
(IMP EXCLAIMS, SHIMMERS)
(IMPS GIGGLING, EXCLAIMING)
(SHIMMERS)
(GASPS, PANTS)
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(SCREAMS)
(KLINE PANTS, YELLS)
(IMPS SHRIEKING, GIGGLING) Fleury! (GROANS)
(YELLS)
(IMPS GIGGLING)
(SCREAMS)
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFYING) ♪
(KLINE CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(HARCOURT GRUNTS)
(IMPS GIGGLING, SHRIEKING)
(HARCOURT GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(KLINE SCREAMS) Come on! Come on!
FLEURY: Go, go, go!
(HARCOURT YELLS)
(IMPS CHITTERING, GIGGLING)
(KLINE SCREAMING)
(IMPS SHRIEKING)
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
(GRUNTS)
(IMP SQUEAKING)
(AGENTS GRUNTING)
(WAILS)
(IMP GIGGLING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS, YELLS)
(SHIMMERS)
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
(GURGLING SOFTLY)
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(LOUDLY) Fuck!
♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪
(EXHALES SHAKILY)
Fucking shit, fuck!
What the fuck?
What happened?
He’s fucking dead.
Kline, his face got eaten off by nightmare shit.
(INAUDIBLE)
What are you sending us into?
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
Well, I thought we were doing this to prevent some kind of Metropolis rift, but now I’m scared we’re actually gonna fucking create it.
I mean, we are blindly going into these universes with technologies and physics that are mindbogglingly different than our own.
And fucking Flag, he’s running everything past his new BFF, Lex Luthor, of all people.
Did you know that?
HARCOURT: Yeah.
I mean, half the people fucking working with us
worked for Luthor.
HARCOURT: I know.
That creep, Happersen, and then that McCoy chick,
and fucking even Otis.
Otis seems all right.
ECONOMOS: (SIGHS) I don’t know.
I mean, do we even know what we’re looking for?
They told us a million times, John.
Someplace safe to breathe with a food and water supply.
ECONOMOS: Yeah.
Someplace uninhabited.
Yeah, I know that, but for what?
I don’t know.
Something that’s worth it to the U.S. government because it has to be costing them tens of millions of dollars.
Flag’s able to okay a budget that big?
Not without approval from the Secretary of Defense.
Yeah, so I don’t know what it’s for.
Environmental reasons, I guess.
Resources, new ground for overpopulation.
What?
When has anything we’ve ever done actually been for the good of the people?
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(HARCOURT EXHALES DEEPLY)
Oh, dude.
Here he is.
He’s been depressed since Peacemaker went to jail.
He keeps hiding.
Chris hasn’t let you visit him yet, has he?
No. You?
I’m afraid seeing his brother almost killed in front of him again, like, fucked him up on an elemental level.
Where the fuck are you going now?
I’m gonna get some lunch meat to try and lure Eagly out of there.
All that processed food can’t be good for him, John.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Adrian, honey?
Are you in there?
VIGILANTE: Jesus Christ, Mom!
Get off my nuts!
I thought I told you I needed some fucking privacy.
Yes, dear, but your friend is here.
VIGILANTE: My friend?
What kind of fucking friend, Mom?
Uh, Lee is her name.
VIGILANTE: Lee?
(DOOR LOCKS CLICKING)
Jesus, Mom, we call her “Ads” or “Adebayo.”
Why can’t you get the most simplest shit right?
Oh, I’m so sorry.
I’m sorry, Ads.
Um. It’s okay.
You can call me Lee.
My wife calls me Lee.
Well, I guess if you guys give each other cunnilingus, then you can call her Lee.
(SIGHS) Great, now I have you guys eating each other’s pussies in my head.
Oh, Adrian, you’re really mean to your mom, dude.
(SCOFFS) Good.
(GAME CONSOLE CHIMES)
You okay?
Yeah, just getting really far in Princess Peach: Showtime! And it’s not easy just because it’s about a girl.
Yeah, well, could you put it down for a second so we can talk?
(GAME CONSOLE CHIMES)
(EXHALES DEEPLY) Okay, fine.
We gotta help Chris.
He’s fucking broken.
Peacemaker doesn’t break, Ads.
This is all part of some larger plan, I’m sure, so don’t…
Don’t say that, okay?
Okay, but we need to bail him out of prison.
He’s got a court date in three months, and he needs a lawyer.
He’s already got a lawyer.
His name is Jeff, and he smells like peppermint schnapps, and baby powder, and burps.
Jeff is a public defender, and I think he has some private demons that he needs to be dealing with.
Adrian, we need the money down here to hire a capable lawyer.
This is blood money, Ads.
This is blood money.
It comes from drug dealers and gangsters and human traffickers.
It was blood money.
But now, it’s just money.
And it’s just sitting here.
Blood money will put a curse upon all of us and our descendants.
No, it won’t.
Look, if you want to help Peacemaker get out, you should do a prison break.
We’re not doing a prison break.
Okay, well, then you threaten the judge’s family.
What part of you thinks you’re one of the good guys, Adrian?
All parts of me.
We’re not doing… threatening…
Okay, so then it’s back to breakout.
That’s the one I wanted to do anyway, so…
(GROANS) No, fuck.
(GROANS)
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Adrian… (SIGHS)…you know, I guess I’m just really disappointed.
Why?
I guess I’m just better friends with Chris
than you, that’s all.
What?
Mm.
VIGILANTE: No fucking way.
That’s crazy.
Yeah, that’s what I would have thought, but I’m willing to possibly take on a blood curse to help Chris, and you’re just not.
Oh! (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) Oh, that’s hilarious.
That… Oh, I’m tickled.
I would totally take on a blood curse for him.
I would just rather kill the judge’s family.
Well, I’ve just overestimated the depth of your friendship, I guess. (TUTS) Adrian, take something bad and make something good out of it.
Fine.
Hey, while we’re doing this, why don’t you at least quiz me on manta rays?
No!
“Manta” means “blanket” in Spanish.
I don’t care about manta rays.
VIGILANTE: That’s just stupid.
They’re beautiful and innocent underwater miracles.
They’re mostly flat.
You know what else is a miracle?
Your mother, and you need to treat her better.
Fuck her.
Really?
DURWITZ: Hey, Angel of Death, you’re free to go.
What? How?
You made bail.
Who paid?
Uh…
Uh, Leota Ab… Aba…
Databa… Babadayo.
Well, I don’t want to fucking go.
Just give her the money back.
That’s not how it works.
What do you think, this is a Holiday Inn?
Get out of here.
(DISTANT CHATTER)
♪ (BROODING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Giant worm.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (CHUCKLES) Dude!
I’m just here to get Eagly, John.
I gotta go. I’m leaving town.
So, you just let him go?
What was I gonna do?
Tackle him?
Yeah, of course, dude.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I went by his house.
It was cleared out.
He wasn’t there.
I went by the retro video arcade,
he wasn’t there either.
He hangs out at a video arcade?
No, I wanted to play Frogger. Dude, what is your damage today?
LEOTA ADEBAYO:
So, he’s on the run?
Can’t you track him with that chip in his head?
John and I have had our clearance with anything Peacemaker-related rescinded, so no.
Where the fuck could he be?
I’m late for work.
Don’t eat all my food, Adrian.
♪ (“FUCKING MY HEART
IN THE ASS” BY STEEL PANTHER) ♪
(GROWLS)
♪ The heart is cool ♪
♪ It’s a magnificent machine ♪
(ALL EXCLAIM)
(SCREAMS)
♪ And it don’t have a brain ♪
♪ But it thinks
That you’re being too mean ♪
♪ And it don’t have legs ♪
♪ Which is sad ♪
(GRUNTS)
♪ ‘Cause it can’t run away ♪
♪ When you treat it bad ♪
♪ And if the damn thing
Had a mouth ♪
♪ I’m sure it would say ♪
♪ Oh yeah
That you gotta stop fucking ♪
♪ Gotta stop fucking
Gotta stop fucking ♪
♪ Fucking my heart
In the ass… ♪
(SNIFFS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS) Let’s go!
It’s you, baby! It’s all you!
♪ Fucking my heart ♪
(SCREAMS)
♪ You can kick me… ♪
(SHRIEKS)
(ZOMBIES SCREECHING)
♪ You can bite like a bitch… ♪
(AGENT SCREAMS)
(ZOMBIE GROWLS)
(SCREAMS, SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
♪ It would be a cinch ♪
(GRUNTS)
♪ When compared to the pain ♪
♪ Of the emotional boner ♪
♪ You shoved
In my heart’s ass today ♪
(GROWLS)
(GUNSHOT)
♪ Girl you never stop fucking
Never stop fucking ♪
♪ Never stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass ♪
♪ Won’t you please stop ♪
(PORTAL DOOR OPENS)
♪ Fucking my heart in the ass ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Won’t you please stop
Fucking my heart ♪
♪ Fucking my heart
Fucking my heart ♪
(ALL LAUGHING)
♪ In the ass ♪
(AGENT WAILING)
♪ Fucking
my heart Fucking my heart ♪
(SOBBING) No!
♪ Fucking my heart in the ass ♪
♪ Oh yeah! ♪
♪ (UPTEMPO GUITAR SOLO PLAYS) ♪
Yeah!
Hold on. We need help!
(GRUNTS, RETCHES)
(ALL LAUGH)
(GASPING, WRETCHING)
What the fuck?
(ALL LAUGH)
♪ Baby can’t you see ♪
♪ This is starting
To look like an epic fail ♪
♪ My heart’s ass
Is starting to feel like ♪
(MONITOR BEEPING)
♪ It spent a week in jail ♪
♪ ‘Cause you’re fucking my heart
Fucking my heart ♪
♪ Fucking my heart in the ass ♪
♪ ‘Cause you’re fucking my heart
Fucking my heart ♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
♪ Fucking my heart in the ass ♪
♪ ‘Cause you’re fucking my heart
Fucking my heart ♪
♪ Fucking my heart in the ass
‘Cause you’re fucking my… ♪
Oh, this is good.
Oh, this is it.
This is it. We got it.
Got what exactly, General?
Sorry, I mean Rick.
What?
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
You wanted me to call you Rick, not General.
Yeah, right. Right.
What’s it for?
This is great work, Emilia.
Really great work.
We’ll take it from here.
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
FLAG: We got it. We got it.
This is what we need.
SYDNEY HAPPERSEN: Ooh.
AGENT: It’s better than we thought.
Look through this.
That’s exactly what we want.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
We call the planet Salvation.
And while Bordeaux here and her team found the location, Otis here and his team discovered a way to contract the journey so we can move directly from our doorway to the doorway in the new planet without ever going through QUC.
So, on… on Salvation, that’s… that’s where we build the prison?
No, no, Mr. Secretary.
Salvation is the prison.
We could move the doorway every time we come in and out.
The prisoners never know where we’re coming from.
And nobody could ever come back.
And we’re talking just met a humans, right?
FLAG: Yeah, most likely.
I haven’t outlined all the parameters.
I’m still dealing with it from a… a legal standpoint.
Okay, so I’m looking at a planet with a lot of natural resources, moderate temperatures, seas, lakes.
This doesn’t exactly sound like a punishment.
I don’t care about punishment, Mr. Secretary.
I don’t. What I care about is removing dangerous individuals from our fucking planet forever.
Keeping American people safe.
Arkham and Belle Reve.
They’re not capable of holding individuals who have extraordinary abilities. They’re not.
Every single month, someone escapes.
No one…
No one will escape Salvation.
I promise.
STEPHEN MORI: I gotta say, Rick, uh, you’ve come a long way from lambasting Luthor in this room a month ago to now being the one to proactively implement his plans.
I do not like the guy, but he is the smartest man in the world.
Why not use his brain to make our world a better place?
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Well, this is quite a plan.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
OTIS: That was good stuff.
FLAG: Whoo!
You fucking crushed it in there, man.
You’re my goddamn hero.
Good stuff. Good stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You coming to dinner?
No.
I think I’m gonna call it an early night.
Okay.
Well, I’ll see you later then, maybe, yeah?
Maybe.
HAPPERSEN: Come on, man, we gotta go celebrate.
This is a fucking great day.
FLAG: Salvation.
It’s a gamechanger.
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
(HISSES)
(KEYS JANGLING)
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
(SIGHS)
What?
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
♪ (ROCK BALLAD PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
What happened to you?
Nothing. (SIGHS) Well, get something to eat if you’re hungry.
I hear this place is good.
Yeah, it’s good.
Oh, you’ve been here?
Once.
You find Smith?
Okay, listen. I know we didn’t start off on the right foot.
Uh-huh.
But I’ve seen you out In the field, and I really… respect your work.
Okay. And?
It’s a fucking prison.
What?
That’s what the planet is for.
Rick plans on sending met a human prisoners there, someplace they can’t get back from. Forever.
What?
John tried to tell me it wasn’t for resources.
No.
It’s… Everyone, our friends died for a fucking prison.
You’re a met a human, right?
Yeah, but that’s not what this is about.
You could be court-martialed for telling me this, Bordeaux.
(SIGHS)
Well, what are we gonna do?
It wasn’t our choice.
Yeah, but they used us.
They used Peacemaker.
So did we!
And I’m starting to think that maybe I shouldn’t be spending my life serving this broken system anymore.
(SIGHS)
This is what we do.
Try living without it for two years like I did, you find that out.
What else are you gonna do?
Something that’s not this.
(SIGHS)
I’m just…
I’m thinking.
What?
♪ (STRIPPED BACK RENDITION OF “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT” BY TWISTED SISTER PLAYING) ♪
I think you should meet a friend of mine.
She has ideas.
♪ We’ve got the right
To choose it ♪
♪ There ain’t no way
We’ll lose it ♪
♪ This is our life
This is our song ♪
Adebayo, this is Sasha Bordeaux.
♪ We’ll fight the powers
That be, just ♪
♪ Don’t pick
Our destiny ’cause ♪
♪ You don’t know us ♪
♪ You don’t belong ♪
(INAUDIBLE)
♪ We’re not gonna take it ♪
♪ No, we ain’t gonna take it ♪
♪ We’re not gonna
Take it anymore ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (GUITAR RIFF PLAYING) ♪
(INDISTINCT CHEERING)
(FANS CHEER, APPLAUD)
What a beautiful night for a rock and roll show, huh?
MATTHEW NELSON: We’re gonna do a song off our 2010 album, Lightning Strikes Twice…
(FANS CHEERING) called “To Get Back to You.”
(FANS CHEERING)
Fucking classic. Yes!
♪ (“TO GET BACK TO YOU”
BY NELSON PLAYING) ♪
(FAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
♪ Lost and alone ♪
♪ Yet nobody knows ♪
♪ My magazine smile’s
Kept prying eyes at bay ♪
♪ For days then for years
I’ve shrugged off ♪
Yeah.
GUNNAR NELSON: ♪ All the tears
I’d tasted ♪
Pretty good. (CHUCKLES)
♪ I brought down the house
A star in this masquerade ♪
♪ I can’t find peace of mind ♪
♪ Till you’re back ♪
♪ (FANS SINGING ALONG) ♪
GUNNAR: ♪ Back in my arms again ♪
♪ I look for your face
Inside every crowd ♪
♪ I call out your name
Just to feel you around ♪
♪ The perfume you wear
Is there on my clothes ♪
♪ I hang on each word
You send me from home ♪
♪ It’s your love
That gives me wings ♪
♪ And wind to fly
To endless days ♪
♪ And sleepless nights ♪
♪ So I do what I do
To get back to you ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
(FANS CHEERING)
GUNNAR: ♪ I need time ♪
BACKING VOCALISTS: ♪ Just need time ♪
GUNNAR: ♪ To rewind ♪
♪ And reminisce
‘Till I can come home to you ♪
♪ I look for your face
Inside every crowd ♪
♪ I call out your name
Just to feel you around ♪
♪ The perfume you wear
It’s there on my clothes ♪
♪ I hang on each word
You send me from home… ♪
I gotta go.
GUNNAR: ♪ And wind to fly
Through endless days ♪
♪ And sleepless nights ♪
Yeah!
GUNNAR: ♪ So I do what I do ♪
♪ To get back to you ♪
♪ (DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO PLAYS) ♪
♪ (SONG QUIETENS) ♪
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
Hey, Sasha.
Do you have Peacemaker clearance?
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(DOGs BREATHING HEAVILY)
LEOTA: Yes, little one.
I miss you. I love you so much.
Yes, I do.
You beautiful doggy, you.
Yes. (COOING AND BABBLING) You wanted to talk?
(SIGHS) Yeah.
So?
So…
I know you know that my consulting firm hasn’t exactly been setting the world on fire.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Right.
And I have something new brewing.
It’s a ground effort.
And I think we might have got the finances to back it up.
A business?
Kind of.
Still in the spy arena?
Yeah.
Lee, if you think getting a paycheck is going to convince me to take you back,
I’m not…
I don’t.
I’m not here for that.
I’m here to tell you that…
I understand… everything.
I’m here to just let you go.
We had a plan.
I had agreed to work for my mother temporarily so that we could make some extra cash, and we could start a business that was ours.
A pet store, Lee, that sold healthy food, not being James Bond.
I know. I know!
But sometimes, things take a turn.
Sometimes, you find something true about yourself, that leads you to someplace you didn’t even know you were gonna go.
And I’ve learned a relationship isn’t just about how much you love somebody, but it’s about building a life together where both partners can be happy.
Where your lives, they…
They make each other stronger and… and you burn brighter because of it.
And I know if I have the life that I want it will kill you.
♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
LEOTA: And I’ve denied that, like an idiot.
And if you have the life that you want…
I’m gonna feel trapped.
So, it tears me apart to my bones, and I will love you for the rest of my days, Key, but I know we ain’t for each other.
I know that too, Lee.
(SNIFFLES)
(SNIFFLES)
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
(SOBS)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(SOBS)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Distract him.
He can see everything I do on his monitor.
Hey… hey, Hap. What’s up?
(KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
What?
Did you watch the Prawns game last night?
There was no game last night.
Fuck you, man.
I didn’t ask you, did I?
I asked Happerson.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Did you watch the game?
Uh, you think Happerson watches football?
If he doesn’t, he should have started last night, ’cause it was a good game.
It didn’t happen, dumb fuck.
Wonder why nobody likes you.
ECONOMOS: Plenty of people like me, and it doesn’t even matter if they don’t, ’cause God and Jesus and the Holy…
Ghost like me.
They like all of you, including you, you dumb cunt.
(WHISPERS) What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I’m choking.
I don’t know, man.
Tell a joke or something.
(MONITORS BEEPING)
ECONOMOS: Did you guys hear about the lobster that went into a bar and… the bartender was like, “What the fuck?”
‘Cause the… (HESITATES) they don’t belong in bars, they belong in the sea.
(HESITATES) But they can live a long… They live long like tortoises. Pe…
They… they’re supposed to be immortal… but they die because their shells stop growing?
That’s not a joke, that’s just a fact.
They… they get crushed by their own… exoskeletons.
(WHISPERS) What the fuck?
(WHISPERS) You are the worst in the world at black ops.
Did I ever say I wasn’t?
You could be doing this.
(MONITOR BEEPING FAINTLY)
Peacemaker’s at a motel on the south side.
I’ll call Ads.
♪ (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
(CAR HORN BLARING)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Hey, Chris!
Oh, fuck.
Sorry, Ads. I gotta go.
HARCOURT: Chris, come on!
PEACEMAKER: Oh, fuck!
Dude, please, why are you leaving?
Everybody stop, okay?
I’m leaving town.
There’s nothing you can…
(VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
LEOTA: Hey, Adrian!
What the fuck?
LEOTA: What are you doing?
HARCOURT: Adrian, fuck, what the fuck?
(TASER CRACKLES)
(GROANS)
Stop, Adrian, stop!
(GROANS) VIGILANTE: Got him!
LEOTA: What are you doing, man?
PEACEMAKER:
I’m not doing anything.
You guys are forcing me to be here.
We have all tried every day to see you, and this is how we have to do it?
(SOFTLY) Oh. Just let it go.
LEOTA:
We’re not letting it go, Chris.
We’re not letting it go.
You’re one of us.
The 11th Street Kids.
You told us yourself on Em’s roof no one will ever break us apart.
I was wrong.
I should have never included myself in that.
What?
Dude, we’re just trying to figure out what’s going on because you’re being weird.
Why didn’t you want to get out of prison?
Would you guys just look at the big picture?
We’re trying to figure that out, Chris.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I’m fucking cursed.
What?
Look at me.
We are looking at you.
No, you’re not looking at the big fucking picture, okay? All right?
And I’m not being stupid.
Look, we’ve all learned that there’s, like, magic out there, right?
That over the years, haven’t we just learned that there’s shit that can’t be explained?
LEOTA: Okay.
Yeah, well, I’m fucking cursed!
You’re not cursed, dude.
Ads, my brother was my best friend.
I killed him when I was eight.
All right?
I befriended Rick Flag Junior.
I fucking killed him, too.
I killed my own fucking father.
(INHALES SHARPLY) I get to go to an alternative dimension and what’s the first thing I do?
I kill my fucking self!
And then I find my father and my brother alive.
Glory be, I fucking kill them, too.
That’s stupid shit.
Fuck off, Ads!
Don’t tell me it’s stupid, all right?
Everybody around me fucking dies!
Chris, listen to me.
Every time someone around you dies, it’s because you’re not listening to yourself!
Your father told you to fight your brother.
You did.
Waller told you to kill Rick, and you did.
And you knew you shouldn’t have gone to that other world!
Don’t tell me you thought, in your heart, that was the right thing to do.
But when you are truly who you are, Chris Smith, what happens?
Chris, what happens, man?
Nothing.
You touch people, man.
(IN TREMBLING VOICE) I believe in miracles because of you.
I saw an eagle hug a human.
I know who I am because of you.
And…
(SIGHS)
…when I’m around you, I feel loved.
You’re big and you’re stupid, but I know you love me.
And I don’t know if I can say that about anybody else in this world.
VIGILANTE:
Dude, you’re my best friend.
I… I don’t wanna do cool shit without you.
LEOTA: And John loves you so much, he put his self on the line countless times for you, and he’s like the biggest coward who ever existed.
(SNORTS)
ECONOMOS: Jesus.
You gotta work that in?
And me, Chris.
You hear me, Chris?
We’re tied, you and I.
All of us.
And we have all been listening to someone else.
To Waller.
To Flag.
To ARGUS.
Fuck them all. Fuck them.
LEOTA:
We’re gonna do something, Chris.
For us.
And for the world.
We’re gonna stand the fuck up.
But we need our boy with us.
We need you.
You gonna let us down?
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Hey.
What?
(SIGHS) Did it mean something?
What?
The boat.
(CHUCKLING)
Oh my God, the boat again.
Did it mean something?
Chris, I told you, okay?
I’m not right in the head.
Emilia, I’m not asking for anything.
I just want to know if it meant something to you at all.
Of course it did, you fucking asshole.
It meant everything.
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
♪ (“OH LORD”
BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪
Yes!
♪ (SONG GROWS LOUDER) ♪
(FANS CHEERING)
♪ Julian, it’s a hungry world ♪
♪ They’re gonna eat you alive
Son, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, Julian
When their fangs sink in ♪
♪ I’ll stitch you, but then ♪
♪ I gotta throw you
Back in, oh ♪
♪ You just try and sleep
Even though you’re alone ♪
♪ You just close your eyes boy
And dream of home ♪
♪ The light is always on
You just keep that in mind ♪
♪ When you wake in the morning
You’ll be satisfied ♪
♪ ‘Cause there is always
A wrong to your right ♪
♪ And there will always be
A war somewhere to fight ♪
♪ And God knows I’ve had
Some rough fuckin’ years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
♪ Julian,
I thought I told you this ♪
♪ But I guess I was wrong
Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, Julian
It probably scares you now ♪
♪ In the future it counts ♪
♪ You’ve got to trust me
Trust me, yeah ♪
♪ So lock this song away
For a darker day ♪
♪ When you’re down
On your knees ♪
♪ Screaming, “Oh Lord” ♪
♪ I am always there
You just keep that in mind ♪
♪ When you wake in the morning
You’ll be satisfied ♪
♪ ‘Cause there is always
A wrong to your right ♪
♪ And there will always be
A war somewhere to fight ♪
♪ And God knows I’ve had
Some rough fuckin’ years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
All right. Can spiders fly?
No.
FLEURY: Yes, they can, using electricity.
VIGILANTE: What?
FLEURY: Yes, electricity.
They fly off electricity.
Can spiders make milk?
No.
Yes, they can.
VIGILANTE: What?
Yeah.
They can make milk?
FLEURY: That’s…
Do they have udders? How do they do that?
They have little, tiny udders.
Yeah, definitely.
You can buy spider milk.
You know that, right?
VIGILANTE: What? Where?
Yeah, at Whole Foods.
Have you been studying spiders?
Yeah, I know everything there is to know about spiders.
Can spiders regrow lost legs?
Yes.
FLEURY: You’re right.
“Many spiders have the ability to regrow a lost leg during their molting process.”
What is the “molting process”?
That’s when, uh, like, lava comes out of a… a volcano and it molts.
♪ (SONG RESUMES) ♪
Yeah.
(FANS CHEERING)
CROWD: ♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
(SQUAWKS)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ ‘Cause there is always ♪
♪ A wrong to your right ♪
♪ (SINGS ALONG) ♪
♪ And there will always be
A war somewhere to fight ♪
♪ And God knows I’ve had
Some rough fucking years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
(EAGLY SQUAWKS)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(PEACEMAKER GRUNTS, GROANS)
MAN 1: Don’t fucking move.
MAN 2: Come here, fucker.
(PEACEMAKER GRUNTS)
MAN 3: Get him up, boys.
Get him up.
(PEACEMAKER GROANS)
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
(ALARM BLARING)
We’ll take it from here, boys.
PEACEMAKER: Flag?
What the fuck is this?
(GRUNTS)
♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪
(GRUNTS)
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
What the fuck is this?
(ANGLER CHUCKLES) The fuck is this, Flag?
Before we move all the met a human prisoners here, I thought a little due diligence is required.
See what effect this dimension has on the human body.
I want to thank you for volunteering.
I didn’t volunteer for shit!
What?
McCoy.
No. It’s all here.
This is definitely Christopher Smith’s signature.
FLAG: Yeah.
This is for Ricky.
You piece of shit.
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
(BUTTON BEEPS)
(PORTAL POWERING DOWN)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
♪ (“RECKONING” BY
THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪
(GROANS)
♪ I got no time
Time, time, time, time ♪
♪ To be your slave… ♪
(DISTANT MONSTRUOUS HOWL)
(OTHERWORLDLY GROWLING, ROARING)
♪ Why don’t you scream
A little louder ♪
♪ It ain’t working on me ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ I can’t fake it
And I can’t believe ♪
♪ The toxicity of your misery ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ Why don’t you scream
A little louder ♪
♪ It ain’t working on me ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ I can’t take it
And I can’t believe ♪
♪ The toxicity of your misery ♪
♪ I can’t take
Take, take, take, take ♪
♪ What you’re trying to say ♪
♪ I’m so done,
Done, done, done, done ♪
♪ With your little power play ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ Why don’t you scream
A little louder ♪
♪ It ain’t working on me ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ I can’t fake it
And I can’t believe ♪
♪ The toxicity of your misery ♪
♪ Reckoning ♪
♪ Can’t take it
And I can’t believe ♪
♪ The toxicity of your misery ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
I mean, I… You know, I haven’t obviously gone through the entire file, but have you guys thought about, as… just as a failsafe, uh, a vaporizing barrier… around the… either the whole planet or a section?
What… (HESITATES) What the fuck is a…
Is a vaporizing barrier?
Like a bug zapper for, uh, for met a humans, aliens, and other pieces of trash.
FLAG: Are you making this up?
Are you making this shit up?
No, no.
The Massachusetts truck driver, did you guys hear about that guy?
He was…
He picked up a hitchhiker.
Why wouldn’t he?
(MONITORS BEEPING) If you only saw her titties, you’d be like, I’ll stop too.
Blonde hair.
Anyway, he picked her up.
But he made her ride in the back of the truck.
And you’re like, “That’s weird.”
Until Col… Colorado, a cop pulls him over.
The cop’s like, “I need to see in the back of your truck.”
And he opens it, and it’s…
And it’s full of dead bodies.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
The guy was a serial killer, but the cop was like, “Hey, man, you can’t do this.”
He’s like, “I got a permit.”
And he show… showed it to him.
The cop was like, “I guess you’re legit.”
(LAUGHs HYSTERICALLY)
(CHUCKLES)
(JESSOP WHEEZING, LAUGHING)
(ECONOMOS LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(JESSOP LAUGHS)
(ECONOMOS CHUCKLES)
Looks like someone’s got a new fan. Thank you.
(WHISPERS)
Are we done yet?
