Peacemaker – S02E07 – Like a Keith in the Night | Transcript

As Flag and A.R.G.U.S. close in, the 11th Street Kids attempt to keep the ever-increasing dangers of the alternate world around them at bay.
Peacemaker - S02E07 - Like a Keith in the Night | Transcript

Peacemaker
Season 2 – Episode 7
Episode title: Like a Keith in the Night
Original release date: October 2, 2025

Plot: Chris and Harcourt escape A.R.G.U.S. before Auggie and Keith corner them and take them back to the Smiths’ mansion. At the same time, Judomaster rescues Adebayo. Meanwhile, Flag Sr. and Bordeaux work with Sydney Happersen, a former LuthorCorp employee, to locate the dimensional rift at Adrian’s house. Auggie and Keith interrogate Chris, but are interrupted by the cops looking for Chris. The two Vigilantes meet with Adebayo and Judomaster outside of the Smith house. Auggie allows Chris and his friends to leave the dimension, despite Keith’s protests. Adrian sneaks up on and kills Auggie, to Chris and Keith’s horror, and the Kids head to the portal. Keith pursues them and is severely injured by Eagly, Adrian, and Harcourt, before a traumatized Chris stops them from killing him and admits that he feels responsible for all of the deaths that occur around him. After fighting off cops, the Kids and Judomaster run back to their dimension and shut the portal down, but are confronted by A.R.G.U.S. waiting outside of Adrian’s house. Chris hands over the device to Flag and gives himself up for arrest.

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Peacemaker – S02E07 – Like a Keith in the Night | Full transcript

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

EMILIA HARCOURT: This is your perfect world, huh?

Guards, arrest that woman. That isn’t me.

I can’t believe you didn’t realize we’re in Nazi world.

Come on. How was I supposed to notice that?

Ma’am, you’re going to have to come with me.

Because of the copies of Mein Kampf on every desk?

Think I’d be this buff if I looked at books?

Ma’am.

Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler?

Oh, fuck. How’d I miss that?

SECURITY GUARD: Ma’am, please put your hands above your head.

Chris, what are you doing? Get away from her.

Emilia, I think we should break up.

What? Why?

Because of what I’m about to do.

(GRUNTS) (YELLS)

♪ (EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(ANALYSTS SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

(SECURITY GUARD GROANS)

(HARCOURT GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS) (GROANS)

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

♪ (“OH LORD” BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪

(GRUNTS)

♪ Julian, it’s a hungry world ♪

♪ They’re gonna eat

you alive Son, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, Julian When

their fangs sink in ♪

♪ I’ll stitch you, but then ♪

♪ I gotta throw

you Back in, oh ♪

♪ You just try and sleep

Even though you’re alone ♪

♪ You just close your eyes

boy And dream of home ♪

♪ The light is always on

You just keep that in mind ♪

♪ When you wake in the

morning You’ll be satisfied ♪

♪ ‘Cause there is always

A wrong to your right ♪

♪ And there will always be

A war somewhere to fight ♪

♪ And God knows I’ve had

Some rough fucking years ♪

♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪

♪ Keep on keeping on ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ And God knows I’ve had ♪

♪ Some rough fuckin’ years ♪

♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪

♪ Keep on keeping on ♪

(SQUAWKS)

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,

la, la La, la, la, la ♪

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

The Sons of Liberty?

Right.

Who are they?

The only resistance this world has to the worldwide Nazi oppressors.

Nazis?

Yes.

Ever since the Nazis won World War II…

Whoa!

What?

The Nazis won World War II here?

Yes.

(CHUCKLES) That’s the craziest thing I’ve heard since I found out Cheeriohs has an H on the end.

Well, what happened where you’re from?

Cheerio ends with an O, how it’s supposed to.

No, I mean with the Nazis.

Oh. Yeah, the Americans won.

I don’t know who they teamed up with, but I’m, like, 99 percent sure it wasn’t the Nazis.

You must live in, like, a utopia.

Um…

VIGILANTE 2: I mean, anything anyone has here is at the expense of those who are considered outsiders, forced to toil away in camps their entire lives.

Well, that’s whack.

Like, I couldn’t just stand by and watch it happening without trying to make a difference.

That’s how I feel when somebody does graffiti.

That’s not yours to draw on.

That seems a little different.

Um, I just remembered something.

What?

I came here with a person who’s technically Black.

Technically? Like, you can’t tell?

No, you can fully tell.

That was, like, one of the first things I noticed about her.

Shit, we better go.

What?

VIGILANTE 2: Now!

If they find your friend, you will never see her again.

♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

KEITH SMITH: Dad, everything okay?

I’m kind of in the middle of something.

Drop it. This is more important.

KEITH: What? I’ll tell you when you get here. But hurry.

(WEEPING)

(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

(SCREAMS)

EVERGREEN RESIDENT: Get her. She’s getting away!

(OVERLAPPING SHOUTS)

(GRUNTS, GROANS)

(SCREAMS, PANTS)

(SCREAMS)

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

(OVERLAPPING SHOUTS)

(SCREAMS) Come on, hurry up.

♪ (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(LEOTA ADEBAYO GRUNTS)

Zippityzap, bitches!

♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪

(PAINED SCREAMS)

(YELLS)

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

(LEOTA GROANS)

Judomaster?

Come on.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(BOTH PANTING)

(GUNS COCKING)

PEACEMAKER: Shit!

Both of you, put your hands above your heads!

PEACEMAKER: Oh!

Wrap your arms around me.

What?

PEACEMAKER: Just do it.

(JETPACK WHIRRING)

♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪

(BOTH GROANING) Ow! Fuck!

(HARCOURT GROANS) What the fuck, Chris?

We went through glass.

I was aiming for the door.

I just haven’t learned how to adjust it for carrying someone.

Jesus.

Hey, how big’s the door back to our world?

I don’t know. Why?

I wanna bring my Peacecycle with me. Oh, shit!

♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪

GUARD 1: Stop or I’ll shoot.

GUARD 2: Don’t move!

(GUNSHOTS)

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

Dad!

AUGGIE SMITH: In the kitchen!

Hey, this is all some sort of mistake.

Who the fuck is that?

I’m a casual thief who broke into the house and then made up some shit because I was stabbed.

Nothing I said was true.

You didn’t make anything up.

Shit. You’re like a human lie detector.

AUGGIE: Let’s go. Come here.

Fuck!

AUGGIE: Kid, we’ve got problems.

What?

Your brother, Keith.

I think he’s dead.

I… I just saw him at ARGUS.

That ain’t your brother.

And we’ve been wondering why he’s been acting so weird lately.

It’s because he came in through the library.

No, that… that’s not possible. Dad…

Keith, I never talked to you boys about this, but I saw my own doppelganger in there years ago, and there was something not right about him, something cruel, like he came from a world that was a dark version of ours.

(SIGHS)

Psst! Eagly!

(IN HUSHED VOICE)

Look what they did.

Get them. Kill them, Eagly.

Go get ’em, Eagly. Go!

Fuck me! Fucker.

If that ain’t your brother, then he’s out there.

We have to get to him before the authorities do, because if he tells anybody that we have a dimensional portal in our house, we are fucked.

Everything we’ve worked for is over.

I’ll kill him.

We gotta find him first.

You with me?

Emilia.

Emilia?

It’s Emilia, too. She’s not herself, either.

I saw her this morning in his bedroom, standing there, talking to herself.

She was wearing pants.

Dad?

Pants?

I’ve known that girl for ten years.

I’ve never seen her wear pants.

There was something off about her the whole time.

She never heard of Helloween.

That ain’t possible.

Yeah.

Okay.

However many there are, then we gotta round them all up.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(KEITH BREATHING HEAVILY)

And you gotta keep your head on straight.

You were always the son that can do that.

Don’t let me down, okay?

Let’s go suit up.

♪ (MUSIC SWELLS, FADES) ♪

What is this place?

The owners are out of town, so I took it.

Found another couple places with no one home, but this one had the most snacks.

(BAG RUSTLING)

Followed Pissmaker into this dimension.

Got trapped.

You know the code to get back out?

I guess I should, but no.

People with me do.

Why’d you save me?

Didn’t seem like a fair fight.

Thanks.

That was the most people I ever killed in a swimming pool with a telephone wire.

LEOTA: Yeah?

What was the second most amount of people you’ve ever killed in a swimming pool with a telephone wire?

Four.

Remember that time you tasered me, like, a thousand times?

Yeah.

Sorry.

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

(EAGLY CHIRPING)

No. I don’t want a piece of string.

You thought I wanted a piece of string?

(SQUAWKS)

No, I wanted you to beat those guys up so they don’t kill all of us.

Maybe you could get me a knife.

(SOFT TAPS)

You are unbelievably fucking selfish, Eagly.

What the hell is up with this place?

I just went on a walk and…

Nazis won World War II here.

(MUNCHING) Huh?

I’ve been reading all the history books on the bookshelf.

You don’t want to be a minority here.

Or gay. Or Buddhist. Or anything I am, really.

And, also, Cheetos with an H on the end aren’t nearly as good.

Jesus Christ.

Oh. Him, they love.

So, what the fuck do we do now?

JUDOMASTER: Wait for nightfall, then we try to sneak back to the mansion, find your friends, and get out of this fuckedup dimension.

(SIGHING) Yeah.

You play Scrabble?

It’s called Scrobble here.

That’s random.

None of this shit makes sense.

♪ (“STILL PRETENDING” BY FIRST SIGNAL PLAYING) ♪

♪ Flowers in the garden ♪

♪ Bloom for no one ♪

♪ Waiting for rain ♪

♪ Without you I’m so blind ♪

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ Without you There’s

only silence now ♪

♪ And nothing else matters now ♪

♪ Where should I go

Without you now? ♪

♪ I’ll fall at your feet

And scream out loud ♪

♪ Don’t wanna let go

And I’m not proud ♪

♪ That I’m still pretending ♪

♪ I’m still pretending now ♪

(POLICE SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING)

(PEACECYCLE ENGINE REVVING)

♪ Someday The things

we thought about ♪

♪ But never talked about… ♪

POLICE OFFICER 1: Police!

POLICE OFFICER 2: Freeze!

POLICE OFFICER 3: Don’t move!

POLICE OFFICER 4: Stop!

POLICE OFFICER 5:

Hold it right there!

POLICE OFFICER 6:

Get on the ground!

♪ Silence now ♪

♪ And nothing else matters now ♪

♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪

(HARCOURT GRUNTS)

(POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING, SCREAMING)

♪ (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

AUGGIE: The two of you want to live, you come with us now.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

That the guy?

Luthor says that’s the guy.

Sydney Happersen.

MIT super genius.

Literally wrote the book on dimensional interconnectivity.

Then he threw it all away to come work with Luthor.

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

SASHA BORDEAUX: So, this is Lex Luthor’s communications hub, where he fought Superman?

SYDNEY HAPPERSEN: Yeah.

This was my bay.

We got juice in here?

BORDEAUX: We’re plugged in and ready to go.

Okay. So… you want me to find rifts?

RICK FLAG SENIOR: That’s right.

(BAY POWERING UP) Luthor said you could scan and track down dimensional portals with this baby.

Portals?

Yeah.

Yeah, probably.

Good.

Okay.

Well, why should I?

What?

Do I get, like, time off my sentence or something?

No.

HAPPERSEN: Well, then, I don’t mean to be antagonistic, but… what’s my reason for helping you?

I don’t know, Happersen.

Luthor said tell him just to do it, and you would do it.

I can go back and tell him that his boy let him down.

No.

I was just asking.

Was there some particular area you wanted me to scan?

Start with Washington State. Go from there.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(MONITOR CHIMES)

HAPPERSEN: Okay.

(MONITOR WHIRS, PINGS) There.

There what?

HAPPERSEN: I have a ping.

Washington State in Evergreen.

That is an open portal.

Holy shit.

And it’s not our tech.

It’s different. Ours always had a wobble.

A wobble?

An unstable connection.

We could never keep it open for more than a few minutes without it collecting dimensional detritus and eventually collapsing.

But this one, it seems secure.

Fuck, yes.

Smiley, get a printout of this to Fleury.

Tell him to hurry to that location.

Go.

Yes, sir.

Good fucking job, Happersen.

Thank you.

I may keep you around.

Think we’ve finally got this fucker.

Yeah, so if Keeya can’t accept my dreams, I don’t know what kind of partner that is, right?

She’s crushing me, man.

Maybe you can’t accept her dreams.

What?

You said her dream was for the two of you to own a pet store.

Can you accept that?

So, who’s crushing who?

I can’t believe Chris thought this was the good dimension.

For that piece of shit, maybe it is.

He ain’t a piece of shit.

Jingoistic garbage person with the musical taste of the next-door boy from Toy Story.

(CHUCKLES)

Listen, listen, Rip.

I thought the same thing about his musical taste at first, but you ever listen to Hanoi Rocks?

No.

Oh, man, they’re pretty incredible.

Um, “Cruel Intentions.”

Uh, “Hardcore Superstar.”

He turned me onto a lot of beautiful stuff.

I just had to open my mind up a little and get past the parts that were cheesy.

But that’s what Chris is like.

You just got to open your mind up a little and get past the parts that are cheesy.

And then you find he’s about…

(SCOFFS) …about the sweetest guy there is.

And, you know, he’s my best friend, so I can’t just sit here and let you malign him, even though you saved my life.

If he’s so awesome, why’d he move to Nazi world?

I didn’t say he was smart.

(CHUCKLES) I’m sure he didn’t even notice.

The sad part is, I’m not so sure this Nazi world is as different from our own world as we wish it was.

Damn straight.

Man, if I would have known you was this cool, I never would have tasered you.

JUDOMASTER: Quit trying to change the subject from me winning this game by a lot.

Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.

(TILES CLATTERING)

(CHUCKLES)

♪ (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Darkness is here.

You ready?

Dude, I’m sorry he fucking stabbed me in my hand.

I mean, wait, I don’t know who these people are.

Who’s that girl?

What’s this weird costume he’s wearing?

I’m unfamiliar with it.

Good save, John.

Fuck.

All right, you. What the fuck is going on here?

Girl, I see where you’re looking.

I heard you got moves, but you ain’t got that.

You think?

I think.

Hey, just let them go.

They have nothing to do with this.

We’re not going without you, Chris.

That’s just not gonna happen.

Unless there’s no other options.

Then in that case, yeah, we might go without him.

Dude.

I’m just saying.

Just explain to me what is happening here.

With?

How did you get here in the first place?

I stumbled in here by chance.

And I never meant to hurt anyone.

I just wanted to look around.

I was drunk.

And I was freaked out by, like…

Things that was the same and the things that was different.

Yeah.

So, I went outside for some air, and that’s when Keith drove up.

My brother died when I was a kid, okay?

He was my best friend.

I just wanted to see how he would have turned out.

And my other son, Chris, how did you come across him?

I was in his bedroom, and he snuck up behind me.

He had a gun pointed at the back of my head, and he was ready to shoot.

I acted on instinct.

And I stopped him, and I ran.

I was trying to leave.

I didn’t want to kill him…

KEITH: But you did.

You fucking killed my brother.

Keith, pull it back now. You promised me.

♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I’m sorry.

Fuck you!

This isn’t gonna stand, Dad.

Keith, stop it.

PEACEMAKER: Look, he was on top of me, all right?

I saw this thruster on the front of his costume, and I just hit it.

And he flew off, all right?

He flew up into some protuberance jutting out of the QUC.

So, it was an accident?

Fuck that.

Why’d you come back here?

I wanted to feel what it felt like to have a family.

You, Emilia Junior.

How many more are in your party?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Fuck.

AUGGIE: Yeah.

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD.

Uh, I’m really sorry about this. I’m a big fan.

AUGGIE: Uh-huh.

But is your son here?

No, he ain’t here. Sorry.

(AUGGIE GRUNTS)

Uh, I’m really sorry, sir, but would it be okay if we came in and took a look around?

You want to look around in my house?

Sir, your son was involved with some violence down at ARGUS today.

And not long after, he was at least in the vicinity when 15 police officers lost their lives.

Yeah, sorry, but I can’t let you in.

Come on, it’s just a matter of time.

It won’t take long until the judge issues us a warrant, and then we’re gonna be right back.

Then, kid, get your warrant.

Well, if your son is innocent, wouldn’t it just be better…

I never said he was innocent.

But he ain’t here.

So, you’re not coming into my house.

Now, get off my porch. All of you.

Get back up off my property and into the street.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)

How the hell are we gonna get past all of them?

VIGILANTE: Ads!

What the fuck?

VIGILANTE: Hey, don’t worry. It’s me.

And this is other me.

VIGILANTE 2: Hey, nice to meet you.

Uh-huh.

VIGILANTE: Uh, what are you with this guy for?

I hate this fucking guy.

This little fucking guy.

You hate me because I fucked you up?

VIGILANTE: No, you snuck up on me saying karate shit, wearing green.

What does green have to do with karate?

VIGILANTE 2: (LAUGHS) What’s that symbol on your chest mean?

It looks like someone splashed their cum on you.

Why do you want to splash cum on me?

VIGILANTE 2: I don’t. Fuck.

That… that isn’t what I meant.

VIGILANTE: Yeah, and if he did, it would probably be as a joke anyway, you fuck.

(SHUSHES) He’s all right, Vij. Calm down.

VIGILANTE: All right, fine.

I will try to get over it for your sake.

VIGILANTE 2: Yeah, me too.

Okay.

VIGILANTE: Hey, Ads. Guess which one of us is me and which one is alternate-world me?

The one that is talking is you.

VIGILANTE: Fuck, that’s right.

VIGILANTE 2: She had a 5050 chance, though.

VIGILANTE: Hey, Ads, his favorite Pokémon is also Infernape.

That’s something I don’t care about.

VIGILANTE: Yeah, but what are the chances?

VIGILANTE 2: Oh, you forgot to tell her that we came to save her.

VIGILANTE: Oh, right. Yeah.

Uh, Nazis took over the world, so we came to save you.

Great, I’m saved.

How are we gonna get in this house?

VIGILANTE 2: Let’s kill the cops.

VIGILANTE: Oh, such a good idea.

Let’s kill the cops.

I’m cool with killing the cops.

Fuck me. Can’t we just sneak in first?

BOTH: I guess.

Man, this is weird.

AUGGIE: That doesn’t answer the question.

How many more of you came through that door?

And what I’m saying is, why the fuck should we tell you?

Well, we saved your life.

Shouldn’t we get some credit for that?

You saved our lives by murdering a couple dozen innocent people.

Cops around here ain’t innocent, girlie.

Far from it.

That’s the first thing you gotta learn about this place.

There’s two more besides us.

Is one of them a Black woman?

Why?

KEITH: I saw her.

I was chasing her.

Why the fuck were you doing that, Keith?

I thought she got out, Dad.

AUGGIE: That’s not what we’re supposed to do.

Jesus, haven’t you boys ever learned anything?

That woman is my best friend.

I’m not gonna let anything happen to her.

I didn’t say anything was gonna happen to her.

Did the girl get away?

Neighborhood thread says she did, yeah.

AUGGIE: All right then, we’re going to wait here a bit until your friends come back.

And when they do, you’re all gonna go through that door back to where you belong.

You’re never going to return here ever.

You understand?

‘Cause I’m changing that fucking keypad.

No fucking way, Dad.

Keith.

This motherfucker killed Chris. My brother, your son!

He’s not just walking out of here scot-free.

Keith, you know what Chris was like.

I don’t know, Dad.

What was he like?

I loved the boy.

It doesn’t sound like you did, Dad.

I loved him. You know that.

But he had issues. He was out of control, always.

The drugs, the violence.

He was a good person, underneath it all.

You know that.

Yeah, maybe.

I know I loved him. I know that.

But I also believe this kid when he said he didn’t purposely try to murder him.

They fucking killed him!

Just to be clear, I wasn’t here when that part happened.

Jesus, John.

Keith.

Revenge isn’t gonna bring your brother back.

♪ (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Awfully generous for a Nazi.

Don’t call me that!

Don’t call you a “Nazi”?

I didn’t create the problems in my world, missy.

I don’t agree with them.

I applaud you if your world is perfect and you fight every injustice you ever see.

Is that what you do?

Unfortunately, I haven’t got the strength for that.

I fight the madman murderers and monsters in front of me because that’s all I can control.

And at the end of my life, when I stand in judgment before God, I hope that he knows that I did the best that I could, and I left this world a better place than when I came…

(GROANS)

(VIGILANTE YELLS INDISTINCTLY)

(AUGGIE GROANS)

(VIGILANTE GRUNTS) Fuck!

HARCOURT: Vigilante, stop!

Dad!

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Now, that’s cause for enter.

Come on, let’s go!

POLICE OFFICER Boys, let’s go.

‘Fuck did you do?

♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

What did you bring here?

What is wrong with you?

I don’t think he was a Nazi.

Chris, come on. He had Economos all tied up.

Come on, we have to go.

He wasn’t a Nazi.

(KEITH SOBS)

HARCOURT: Everybody back to the trophy room, now!

Hey! What about me, you bastards?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Police! Freeze! Everyone down!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS) Motherfucker.

Everybody stay back.

They’re armed and dangerous.

(GROANS)

(GUNSHOTS)

(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

(SQUAWKS)

(GROANS) (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(VIGILANTE GROANS) Adrian!

(VIGILANTE 2 SCREAMING)

VIGILANTE: Ow! Shit!

VIGILANTE 2: Get back, you fucking pigs!

Sons of Liberty forever!

(KEYPAD BEEPING)

(LOCK CHIMING) Get me out of here!

Hurry!

(SOBBING)

Sir, are you okay, sir?

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

HARCOURT: Come on!

Chris, come on!

(KEITH SCREAMS) (GROANS)

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

(GRUNTS) What did you do to us?

(KEITH GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(EAGLY SQUAWKS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS, YELLS)

(HARCOURT GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(VIGILANTE GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING) Stop!

Get off him! Get off him, please!

Stop!

♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

(GROANS) What’s wrong with us?

What the fuck is wrong with all of us?

(BOTH PANT)

(GROANS)

I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry.

AUGGIE: You killed your brother, you piece-of-shit!

(SOBS) This is me.

Everything I touch.

It’s not your world that’s wrong, or mine.

(GROANS)

It’s me. Oh, fuck!

(CRYING)

♪ (MUSIC SWELLING) ♪

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

LEOTA: Chris.

♪ (“WE CAN NEVER DIE”

BY VAINS OF JENNA) ♪

♪ Look into my eyes Let

me paint you a picture ♪

♪ Two burning hearts In

a city made of straw ♪

♪ Leave the world

alone Let it burn… ♪

Give me a gun.

VIGILANTE 2: What?

Give me a fucking gun.

♪ Let the outside fade away… ♪

(WHEEZES)

Sorry, can’t have you coming after him.

(GUN COCKS) (WHEEZES) Hold it right there!

♪ We can touch the sky ♪

(VIGILANTE 2 GRUNTS)

♪ Its burning brighter ♪

♪ When we’re together

We can never die ♪

♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪

♪ (INTENSE GUITAR SOLO PLAYS) ♪

♪ (LEAD SINGER VOCALIZING) ♪

♪ Take me to a place Where

your flames can unravel ♪

♪ There is no shame Let

the outside fade away ♪

♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪

LEAD SINGER: ♪ I can feel your fire ♪

♪ (SINGERS VOCALIZING) ♪

(CASE BEEPING, WHIRRING) (LOWPITCH TONE TRILLING)

LEAD SINGER: ♪ We can touch the sky ♪

(CASE POWERS DOWN)

SINGERS: ♪ I can feel your ♪

♪ I can feel your ♪

LEAD SINGER: ♪ It’s burning brighter ♪

♪ When we’re together

We can never die ♪

♪ We can never die ♪

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(FAINT CHATTER OVER RADIO)

That’s what you’re looking for.

The rest of them, all of them… came and got me and convinced me to give it to you.

♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Chris…

That your take on it, Rip?

Yeah.

POLICE OFFICER: You are under arrest for illegal possession of a dangerous scientific device outside the parameters of the treaty of Qatar.

You have the right to remain silent…

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

(POLICE SIREN BLARES)

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ (“GORETEX WEATHER REPORT”

BY SHINING PLAYING) ♪

♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

You may wanna turn around.

I’m gonna use my spare time here to get back on Pornhub.

I’m about to drown this whole keyboard.

Okay, your funeral.

Show time!

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