(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Wow! Huh? (CHUCKLES)
Huh? (CHUCKLES)
Did you see the debate? It–
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
(GRUNTS) In case you missed it, don’t worry, so did one of the contestants.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
I mean– (GRUNTS) Wow. I mean, Trump told lie after lie after lie. He never would have gotten away with that if Joe Biden was there.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
Oh, wow. Oh, Joe. Joe. (CHUCKLES) Come on, man. Joe! You know Joe, he famously loves trains, but apparently not of thought!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
I mean… He just… all night, confused, and halting, and trailing off. I’ve seen beauty pageant contestants answer questions better.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
I mean– I don’t– (CHUCKLES)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
I don’t want to say you shit the bed, but…
(CHUCKLES)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
His new Secret Service name is “Amber Heard.” I mean, come on!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
