Hazbin Hotel – Season 2 | Transcripts

Hazbin Hotel
Season 2
Genre: Musical, Black comedy, Adult animation
Created by: Vivienne Medrano
Director: Vivienne Medrano

The series follows Charlie Morningstar, the princess of Hell, as she sets about fulfilling her seemingly impossible dream of opening a hotel called the “Hazbin Hotel”, which aims to rehabilitate sinner demons. Due to overpopulation, Hell goes through an annual purge where angels, led by Adam, descend from Heaven and kill sinners. Charlie finds this distressing, and wants to find a more peaceful solution to the overpopulation problem. Her goal is to have her clients “check out” from Hell as redeemed souls and be accepted into Heaven.[14]

With the help of her devoted manager and girlfriend, Vaggie, and their reluctant first patron, pornographic film actor Angel Dust, she is determined to make her dream become a reality. But when her proposal on live television goes awry, her plan attracts the attention of the powerful “Radio Demon” Alastor who, finding her belief in redemption laughable, helps Charlie run the hotel for his own amusement.

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E01 – New Pentious | Transcript

Original release date: October 29, 2025

Plot: A month after the defeat of the exterminators, the hotel is popular due to a misconceived belief that it’s where sinners should gather to kill angels. Charlie hasn’t moved on from Sir Pentious’ death, and is hounded by the press. She is given a break by Lucifer, who motivates her to tell the truth about the hotel to the public, losing everyone’s interest. The only sinner who stays is Baxter, a mad scientist whose occupation gets him dubbed “New Pentious” by Charlie and Niffty. Charlie finds out from Emily that Sir Pentious was in fact redeemed. Meanwhile, Vox plans to spin Charlie’s plan for the hotel into a devious ploy for him and the other Vees to take over Heaven as gods.
Musical numbers :  “Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)” and “Once We Get Up There”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

[Tom] Good morning, Pentagram City.

[Katie] This is Katie Killjoy.

[Tom] And I’m Tom Trench.

Bringing you the latest in Hell’s hottest news.

Tonight’s top story: What the fuck is going on at the Hazbin Hotel?

[Tom] That’s right, Katie.

It’s been a while since Heaven attacked Hell and Charlie Morningstar and the Hazbin Hotel brutally slaughtered the invading angels and kindasorta saved us from the extermination.

When you’re done sucking toes, Tom, I’d like to remind you that Heaven still hasn’t made their next move.

Are they coming back for revenge, or is this yearly nightmare finally over?

Morningstar has declined to come on the show to comment.

[coughs] Pussy.

But we will keep asking until we break her.

Because the world needs to know, Tom.

Will she stop at angels?

Are you next?

Is your dog or cat next?

[whimpers] Will her bloodlust ever be satisfied?

[cat yowling] Who’s at the top of Charlie Morning star’s hit list?

Maybe it’s me!

This segment brought to you by…

[both] Voxtek.

“Trust us with your everything.”

[hotel guest 1] This’ll be great.

I’m looking forward to getting in here and fucking up some angels.

[hotel guest 2] I love murder.

I can’t wait to kill some angels.

[crackles]

[whirring]

I lost my fucking room key.

Hello and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.

My name’s, uh, changing.

For now, call me Vaggie.

Have a lovely day, here’s your key, thank you so much for staying with us.

Thanks for signing the guest book.

This is like being in the army.

I know you’re here, Alastor, could you help out, please?

Mm, this seems like a you problem, Vagene.

Here you go.

And you. Really?

What happened to the whole “host of the hotel” thing?

[clamoring]

Where’s Charlie?

Where is Charlie Morningstar?

Is it true she drinks angel blood to improve her “gay powers”?

Is she off killing more angels?

The public has a right to know.

Is it true this hotel is recruiting a hellish army?

And should I divorce my wife?

Um, no. What?

[Husk] I have three Torment and Tonics, four Virgin Sacrifice Piña Coladas, and something called a Harder Daddy?

Oh, that one’s for me.

My favorite drink and life motto.

[exhales] Whoo!

That’s a hard daddy.

Angel, how about you help me serve these drinks instead of letting your pig gobble my nuts.

[gasps] Husk, don’t say it like that.

He’s little.

Besides, I am working.

I’m celebrity endorsing the hotel.

[clears throat]

Who wants to come stay at the Hazbin Hotel with me?

[cheering] [sinner] I love come.

I-I’ve seen all his movies.

Take it off.

I’ve jerked off to all his movies.

Cherri, how about you?

You’re part of the hotel now, right?

Why don’t you help out?

Whoa there, pussycat.

I’m hanging at the hotel.

I’m not staying at the hotel.

Big difference.

I ain’t booked a room or nothing.

Sure.

Anyway, get your pig off my bar.

[pig squeals]

Has anyone seen Charlie?

There are reporters here asking some fucked-up questions.

I think I saw her in the lounge.

She’s been keeping Pentious’s little egg company.

Thanks.

Uh, when you see her, can you ask her if she’s still up for the therapy session today?

I’m kinda getting into talking about feelings and junk.

[Charlie sobbing]

[Frank] And here’s when Pentious cried after he was caught spying.

And here’s when Pentious cried when you forgave him.

And here’s when Pentious cried when he first lost to Cherri Bomb.

And here’s when Pentious cried after telling me I’m the most handsome egg boy he’s ever seen.

I made that one up.

He truly was the best of us.

Or at least the most snake.

[sobbing]

This is Pentious’s death ray.

He’d want you to have it.

He invented the best things.

Even though a lot were scary weapons that hurt people. [sobs] But we were working on that.

Charlie, there you are.

Did you maybe want to come down and say hi to the new guests?

We could really use your help.

There are reporters here and…

Are you okay?

Uhhuh. Everything is great. [chuckles] Great, great.

Why wouldn’t everything be great?

We beat Adam, and the hotel’s packed, even though lots of people died, but-but it is so great.

Babe, I feel like you’re still processing what happened.

If you want, I can handle the hotel duties, talk to those reporters?

Wha…? Pfft, it’s fine.

I’m perfectly calm.

Calm and fine. Fine and calm.

Let’s talk to those reporters.

I bet they want to know all about how redemption works, just like everyone else who’s staying here, right?

Right. Yeah.

[Vox growls]

[Katie] Tom, you and your tiny dick are pissing me off.

See, I have five… count it, five minutes a day… to enjoy my smoke break, and you’re Tomming up my space.

Ah, there she is, my top reporter.

Vox… hello. [chuckles] Wha-What-what brings you here, boss?

Oh, nothing much.

You care to tell me what the fuck this this?

Oh, tha… Well, we-we just wanted to give it a flashy title.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can read, Katie.

But why is it so positive?

This is the news, honey.

If we aren’t scaring people with the title alone, it’s not worth running.

I’m, I’m so sorry, sir.

Y-You can… punish me if you want to.

[crew member coughs] Ew. No.

Besides, I think I have a better angle for this Hazbin Hotel.

I think its popularity is useful.

We just have to find the right spin.

Oh, I love it when you spin things, you sexy TV man.

Keep up the questions.

“Is it dangerous?”

“What’s the Morning stars’ next move?”

And be ready for some…

[modulated] breaking news tonight.

Oh, I’ll be ready for you, Vox.

Yes, sir. We sure will.

Shut up, Tom!

[squeaking]

[playful, jaunty music playing]

Harder Daddy?

Why’d he do it?

Why’d he just go and kill himself to save me?

We were rivals. Like, all I’d ever done was fuck with him.

But he liked me?

Why?!

I mean, what’s not to like?

You’re kind of cool, kind of hot.

He probably liked your big bombs.

Fuck off.

I just wish I could see him again.

To punch him in the face for dying and shit.

[gasps] Sweet baby demon spawn.

There are a lot of sinners here. [laughs] [reporter] Oh, there she is.

Hey, Charlie! Question over here.

Come here. Look at me.

Look at me. Charlie!

Charlie, are we at war with Heaven?

Charlie, how many angels did you kill personally?

Do they scream?

Hey, Charlie, how do angels scream when they die?

Is it like… [birdlike scream] And should I kill my wife?

Vaggie, can you come, uh…?

Okay, people, back it up, back it up.

[Baxter] Ahem.

[yelps] Oh. [laughs] Hello there.

I’m Charlie.

Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.

[squeals] And what is your name?

My name is Baxter.

Ooh. Baxter. That’s a fun name.

Are you checking in with us?

I intend to, yes.

Oh, that’s great.

[gasps] Aw.

And look at your little lab coat.

It’s very cute. [gasps] Are you an inventor?

Don’t belittle me, woman.

I am not an inventor, I am a scientist.

There’s a difference.

Some could classify me as a… mad… [giggles] scientist.

[gasps] Pentious was an inventor.

That’s so cool.

I bet you’re just like him.

If you’re referring to that pompous snake, I’d like it known I am nothing like him.

Hey, everyone, meet Pentious.

Baxter.

Right. Baxter. [laughs] And you’re here to be redeemed, Penxter.

Baxter. Sorry, sorry.

Pentiousbster. Baxter.

Uh, sorry, BaxBaxter.

Baxter. Baxter. [laughs] I got it.

I am here to study this fascinating concept of redemption.

My hypothesis is that it’s impossible.

[laughing awkwardly] Okay, well…

♪ Come on in, here’s your key ♪

♪ Let me take your bag, wait till ya see ♪

♪ The hotel ♪

[tires screech]

♪ ‘Cause it’s great ♪

♪ If you parked your car, we’ll validate ♪

♪ All our guests are family ♪

Hey.

Perv!

Hands off the chest fluff.

♪ That’s the Hazbin guarantee ♪

♪ And did I mention it’s free? ♪

It’s worth the price.

Al, be nice.

Full of drunks.

Full o’ cunts.

Full of sticky floors covered in junk.

Uh, don’t mind them.

No one does.

Or that hole.

Ugh. Cherri. What?

♪ You’ve made a great choice

to save your soul ♪

♪ ‘Cause redemption is possible ♪

♪ I really, really hope ♪

♪ ’cause if it isn’t then my whole life’s

been a fucking joke ♪

♪ And my friend died for no reason

and I’m never gonna cope ♪

♪ from watching him get fucking murdered

right in front of me last month ♪

What?

♪ There’s a bar ♪

What the shit?

♪ Have a beer ♪

I don’t drink.

♪ I just know you’re gonna love it here ♪

♪ We can live in harmony ♪

No, I can’t make a fucking mai tai.

♪ That’s the Hazbin guarantee ♪

♪ Now repeat after me ♪

♪ I’m checking in ♪

I’m checking in.

♪ I’m seeking guidance ♪

I’m seeking guidance.

Come on, everybody.

♪ For my reckoning ♪

For my reckoning.

♪ I’ll never turn to violence ♪

I’ll never turn to violence.

♪ I’m checking in ♪

[flatly] I’m checking in.

♪ I’m seeking guidance ♪

That place sucked ass.

Psst. Hey, you.

Who? Me?

That’s right, baby.

♪ Redemption got you snoring? ♪

♪ That scene was fucking boring ♪

♪ Have you considered a vocation

that is more rewarding? ♪

♪ Because I sense

a drop of star potential ♪

♪ With a little boost,

that drip could turn torrential ♪

♪ Come on down to V-Tower ♪

♪ Where we help talent flower ♪

♪ No telling how hot you could get

once you’re backed by our power ♪

♪ Let’s start with a killer fit,

let’s get filler in those lips ♪

♪ Wax that gooch and pull that strip ♪

♪ Snip, snip, snip ♪

♪ Oohoohooh ♪

♪ All of Hell’s gonna want you ♪

♪ In this game, no one outdoes us ♪

♪ No one can outbuzz us ♪

♪ All you got to do is trust us ♪

♪ Just us, trust us ♪

♪ Take all these starring roles ♪

♪ We trademarked all your holes ♪

♪ There’s no such thing

as being totally overexposed ♪

♪ Except now they’re sick of you

’cause they’ve seen way too much ♪

♪ But we’ll still get the clicks

from souls who hate you ♪

[Vox] ♪ Scratch that,

they changed the channel ♪

♪ And we can’t sell the scandal ♪

♪ Hope you had fun,

but we are done with you ♪

♪ Your run is canceled ♪

♪ We’re finished, I’m not kidding ♪

♪ Get the fuck out of my building ♪

♪ Get the fuck out of my building! ♪

♪ Snip, snip, snip, bitch ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ But if you know someone new ♪

♪ Tell ’em that no one outdoes us ♪

♪ No one can outbuzz us ♪

♪ All they got to do is ♪

♪ Come on in ♪

♪ Come on down to V-Tower ♪

♪ Here’s your key ♪

♪ And see how great

your afterlife could be ♪

♪ We can live in harmony ♪

♪ Why be nice when you can be famous? ♪

♪ That’s the Hazbin ♪

♪ Sign and cash in ♪

♪ guarantee ♪

♪ Yeah right, bitch ♪

♪ Trust me, just me ♪

♪ Trust ♪♪

Us. No, I meant to say “us.”

Uh-huh.

Yeah, okay.

[reporter] Ms. Morningstar, Ms. Morningstar, over here.

When will you launch your next attack on the angels?

What do dead angels smell like?

Are all the sinners here part of your anti-angel army?

I killed my wife.

What? N-No. No.

They’re here to be redeemed.

D-Didn’t you hear the song?

Are any of you here for redemption?

I thought this hotel was where we came to kill angels.

Yeah, who cares about redemption?

That sounds like work.

No. I-I know angels aren’t, like, the best, but we shouldn’t kill them.

We need to be better than them, right?

[gasps] Oh, my God!

Look, it’s Niffty, the Adam Slayer.

Stab. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

Niffty, can I get your autograph?

Niffty, will you stab me?

Someone get a picture of her stabbing me.

[grunts] Yes.

No, no. Niffty was acting in self-defense, we shouldn’t celebrate what she had to do.

[crowd chanting]

Niffty! Niffty! Niffty!

[laughs] I like being touched.

No, stop touching her!

They brought the fight to us.

We had to defend ourselves.

I never wanted to… I wouldn’t…

That’s not what…

[chanting] Kill angels! Kill angels!

Kill angels! Kill angels! Kill angels!

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. [laughs]

[crowd chanting]

Kill angels! Kill angels! Kill angels!

Kill angels! Kill angels!

[clamoring] Charlie, is this now officially the Angel Killer Hotel?

Charlie, have all your staff killed angels?

Charlie, do you have to be a cannibal to sign up for the Angel Killing Army Hotel?

[Charlie stammers] And I regret killing my wife.

W-We, uh, we accept cannibals.

I, um…

Charlie, are you okay?

Uh, yeah, I’m… I’m fine, uh, I-I just…

Aw, man, Charlie ain’t looking too good under pressure.

Alastor, shouldn’t you help her?

Should I? Perhaps.

Will I? No.

Do I enjoy being difficult?

Most definitely.

I, um…

Poof! Here I am. Did I do that right?

There we…

Hey, don’t worry, Charlie, someone important is here to help.

[clears throat]

Oh, shit! What’s that?!

Huh? Where’d they go?

They were just here.

[reporter] It’s a fucking duck!

He tricked us!

Who’s the best and biggest demon shark in the world?

You are. You are.

You’re my little shock.wav.

[Velvette] This better be important, Vox.

I was in a marketing meeting about which trends are worth killing over.

Oh, yeah, he likes to talk.

But you don’t have to listen, you can just focus on me, baby.

I said to come alone, Val.

[screams] Dindins, sharky!

Hey, I was using that.

I summoned you both here because we need to discuss some of your recent public… displays.

Velvette, you can’t just fuck with Carmilla Carmine in front of other overlords, it makes business harder.

Well, hey, you’re lucky I didn’t skin the bitch.

She was boring.

And Valentino, you cannot keep hitting Angel Dust in public.

It’s… [laughs] No, it’s… It’s not.

It’s not funny anymore.

[scoffs] When have I ever hit him?

You’re obsessed with me.

Our brand is perfection, remember?

We cannot let ourselves look weak to other overlords, or to sinners.

We are above petty bullshit.

Well, maybe people should start sucking less.

Or more. [chuckles] Moving on. Now, as we all know, Charlie Morningstar recently proved that angels can be killed.

And not just angels, the big motherfuckers.

The big boys.

Now, obviously, she’s gonna plead innocent and play the “No, we should all get along and be friends”, “and jerk each other off” card.

But I think we can spin that.

I think we can use the hotel’s reputation and Hell’s renewed hope and start a Hellwide uprising against Heaven.

With us at the top, huh?

Uh, I know you won’t believe this, but I don’t understand.

[groans]

Okay, from the top.

And I’ll try to go slow.

[sighs]

Wow. [chuckles] Thanks for the escape, Dad.

Ugh, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Well, you know, your friend and your old hotel both kind of died, so I think you’re allowed to be a little off, sweetheart.

Yeah, but i-if I don’t snap out of it soon, people will get the wrong idea of me and the hotel and then…

[sighs]

Dad, how do you deal with all the… stress of being in charge of things?

[duck quacks] I don’t know.

I-I just manage, somehow.

[sighs] Mom would know what to do.

She was always so good at this.

Staying calm, being the voice of the people.

Being the-the center of attention with everyone looking to her, to follow her.

Ignoring meaningless things. And people.

Yep. She was, uh, so good at that.

Do you miss her?

[chuckles] Oh, yeah.

Every second of every day.

For the past… what is it, almost eight years?

[chuckles softly]

[clears throat] I miss her, too.

But… [sighs] She’d be proud of me, you think?

Oh, honey.

[laughs] She’d be so proud of you.

Are you kid… At least, I’d hope so.

Hey, hey. Just take a deep breath, okay?

[inhales deeply]

The show must go on, Charlie.

[laughs]

And you were born for this spotlight.

[chuckles softly] Yeah…

[sighs]

Okay. Thanks, Dad.

For being here.

[line ringing]

Come on, Mom, pick up.

Pick up.

[automated voice] The account holder on this line is unavailable.

Or they’re avoiding you.

Leave a message.

[beeps] Hey, Mom, it’s me. Again.

Again. Uh…

I’m… I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m so overwhelmed right now.

Look, the hotel is full, which is great, but the sinners are here for the wrong reasons.

They want to kill angels, which is the opposite of what I stand for, a-and I know you wanted demons to be empowered, but this is…

This is the wrong way, and I’d love some… advice, maybe, if you have time, um…

Yeah. Anyway…

Uh, me and Dad are talking again. [chuckles] He’s not so bad, and he…

He misses you.

So… just give me a call back.

I really need you.

Uh, I love you. Bye.

Ooh.

That’s an icon.

Hey, did you hear I killed my wife?

Yeah, it’s front page news.

Crazy, a reporter being in…

What about Vagamalala for a new name?

Sounds offensive.

Maybe Vagelia?

Why are you changing your name again?

What’s wrong with Vaggie?

Because Adam gave me that name, and it’s demeaning.

I feel like I got to give myself one, you know?

How about Vagison?

Maybe you should lose the “vag” part in these names?

I’m trying, okay?

Everybody, listen up!

[gasping] Reporters, sinners, friends.

I have an announcement to make.

Charlie! Charlie! Over here!

She’s back! She’s back!

This is the Hazbin Hotel.

We do not kill angels here.

So, everyone who isn’t here to be redeemed… please leave now.

Is that it?

Pretty much, yes. Yes, that is it.

You have all gotten the wrong idea.

The Hazbin Hotel is a place of peace.

But I believe in every sinner.

You all can change and be redeemed and earn your way to a better life.

So, if you believe in our dream, then you are welcome to stay.

Absolutely not.

[grumbling] Well, back to wherever reporters go.

None of these people paid their tab.

For what it’s worth, babe, that was a good speech.

They’ll understand eventually.

[sighs] Thank you.

I suspect this endeavor will end in spectacular failure.

[chuckles] Which will make a thrilling research essay.

Uh, well, it’s only a worthy experiment if you actually try.

Welcome to the hotel, Baxter.

So is he, like, the new Pentious?

No!

[growls] And when this baby reaches the top, bam!

[laughing]

And that’s how we’d rule Heaven.

Any questions?

Okay, but, like, I don’t get it.

Why do we even need to rule Heaven?

How would we, like, get up there?

Semantics, Val.

Let me tell you a story.

Back on Earth, when I was alive, I was the leader of a very influential group.

You mean the cult?

You could call it a cult.

But I’d say it was more of a movement.

And I was the center of it, and I swear I’d never felt closer to being a god.

That’s a feeling that I’d give anything to get back.

And a feeling that I’d love to share with both of you.

We have the chance to be more than overlords.

We have the chance to be gods.

It’s not what Heaven is…

♪ It’s what it could be ♪

♪ With new management in charge ♪

♪ Like you, and you and me ♪

♪ Once we get up there ♪

♪ and snag that angelic throne ♪

♪ our unholy trinity could make

their realm our own ♪

♪ We’ll pack up all their piety

and redecorate ♪

♪ Bet our tower would look powerful

with pearlier gates ♪

♪ Once we get up there ♪

♪ Up to the promised land ♪

♪ A hundred billion souls await

our every command ♪

♪ We’re the biggest fish in Hell,

how ’bout we upgrade the bowl? ♪

♪ It’s time for growth,

let’s rule ’em both ♪

♪ Take total control ♪

♪ Think of all your dreams

that could come true ♪

Even the wet ones?

Yeah, those too.

♪ Imagine what it could enable ♪

For my label.

Yes!

♪ A heavenly host that bows

to none but us ♪

♪ I can have hot new angel sluts ♪

♪ Tear off their wings

and make them dresses ♪

♪ And what’s best is ♪

♪ That dumb princess showed us the way ♪

♪ To make those haloed cabronas pay ♪

♪ And once we’re gods

I can’t wait to say ♪

♪ To everyone who doubted me,

your doubting days are done ♪

♪ You’ll be cornered,

trapped and tortured ♪

♪ Then I’ll end you just for fun ♪

♪ Once we get up there ♪

♪ The shining kingdom of God ♪

♪ No more petty squabbles with the dead ♪

♪ As we stroll the golden promenade ♪

♪ What’s an overlord to a deity? ♪

♪ They ain’t got a prayer ♪

♪ It’ll be so nice in paradise ♪

♪ With a splash of vice,

they’ll pay the price ♪

♪ We’ll rule the sky from up on high ♪

♪ Once I ♪

♪ And I ♪

♪ And I ♪

♪ Get up there ♪

[laughter]

♪ They’re fucked ♪♪

Hey.

Hey.

What do you think about Vanessa?

Uh, it’s not bad, but, eh, it’s not as unique.

But if you like it, then I-I love it.

[sighs] I don’t.

You’ll come up with a good one. [sighs] I think what makes me saddest is that none of us got to say goodbye.

Ugh, I wish I could just stop the feelings and just do what I need to do, I just can’t…

Charlie, the feelings are important.

You’re allowed to feel them.

How about you just let me take on more of the hotel stuff until you’re ready?

Really?

[chuckles]

Okay. Okay, thanks.

[meows] Then, for now, the hotel is yours.

Hey, what do you think about the name Vazzie?

Sounds cool and tough, right?

Uh…

Yeah, I’ll keep work shopping.

[laughter] Yeah.

[Katie] Our new top, top story:

Charlie Morningstar, Hell’s greatest threat.

That’s right, Katie.

Our recent reports from the Hazbin Hotel tell us that Morningstar demanded all demons seeking retribution for the exterminations to “get out” on threat of death.

It seems Morningstar has no desire to build an army for demons who want to fight back, and instead, wants to create a hostile environment where she forces sinners to change and fit into her restrictive puritanical mold.

Scary stuff.

I know I’m scared.

And everyone else should be, too.

In other news, Hell’s powerful threesome of Voxtek, the Vees, are now offering sanctuary to all those affected by Charlie Morning star’s actions.

Don’t listen to those chuckle fucks.

What are they…

How are they… What I don’t…

[growls, gasps]

You’re right.

I’m sure this will be old news in a week.

For now, I’m getting you a Harder Daddy.

[door closes]

Charlie!

Emily?

Sorry, I don’t have much time.

Heaven’s going into lockdown ’cause, you know, Adam was killed, but now Sera is worried about Hell wanting revenge, and Heaven doesn’t want any more death, but is really scared of what’s going to happen next.

Anyway, long story short, Pentious was redeemed and he is in Heaven now, yay, but don’t worry, I’ll be back again as soon as I can but yes, your hotel totally works.

Congratulations! Bye.

[screams]

[jazzy music playing]

[whinnies]

[whip cracks] Bento.

[cheering]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E02 – Storyteller | Transcript

Original release date: October 29, 2025

Plot: Sir Pentious is chained and questioned by Heaven. He is asked by the Speaker of God to tell his story. In his life, he was an inventor in London in 1888 who allowed a killer to get away, which sent him to Hell. However, due to his selfless act of sacrifice in the extermination battle, he was redeemed, much to Lute’s anger. While Emily, Saint Peter, and Adam’s son Abel welcome Sir Pentious, he admits that he wants to see his friends from Hell again, but finds out he can’t leave Heaven. Sera confesses to the Speaker of God about her misdeed of allowing the Exterminations, and decides to close off Heaven from other realms. Lute, goaded by a hallucination of Adam and distraught about being replaced by the more benevolent Abel, plans on exacting revenge. Meanwhile, Lilith continues to avoid Charlie’s calls.
Musical numbers :  “Like You”, “Sera’s Confession”, and “Gravity”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

Well, this is quite the warm welcome.

[angels bickering]

[Dominion] Sera, what do you plan on doing with this?

Nothing like this has ever happened before.

We shouldn’t be worried about this.

We should be making things right.

We need to make things right.

We need to go down and talk to Charlie.

What is the meaning of this, Sera?

You commanded an extermination of Hell, and you kept it from us?

How long has this been going on?

This extermination has always been wrong!

We bear some of that responsibility.

Now the demons have managed to kill the leader of our army?

What if Hell wants vengeance on us now?

Will the Morningstar return?

[stammering] What was it? I don’t…

Adam? But dead?

Should be… I don’t know, really.

[babbling]

A sinner has made it to Heaven?

How is this possible?

Was this redemption?

[Virtue] You told us souls were decided, that nothing could change that.

We trusted your word that this could never happen.

[Sera] It can’t.

You, demon. How did you get here?

I, um… I-I-I don’t…

How did you get here?

You had to have forced your way in.

Was it the Morningstar?

How did you get past the gate? Peter.

Did you let him in?

Uh…

I swear to the Speaker I did not let him in.

Sera, he didn’t force his way in.

We both saw it. He ascended.

He was redeemed…

Don’t. Don’t say it, Emily.

Please. We need…

[dramatic music playing]

We need answers.

We don’t need answers, we need action.

He killed Adam.

That’s an act of war.

We need to go down and…

Lute. Silence.

This is the room of the Speaker, and I will use my voice.

With all due respect, Seraphim, I was right about them.

Adam was right about them.

This demon filth is not to be trusted.

He and his kind should all be dead, and I will make that happen. Just let me…

Hi. [chuckles] Can I cut in?

Uh, hi. Hello. Abel here, son of Adam.

Rest in peace.

Um, as much as I’d like to honor my dearly departed dad, I-I really just wanted to say…

Shut up, Abel.

Adam didn’t even fucking like you.

[snickering] I know. [sighs] But facts aside, I think it might be good to stay on the subject of this colorful snake thing.

Yeah, this is about Sir Pentious.

Fine.

Tell us.

How did you get here, demon?

[hisses]

[majestic music playing]

Sera, calm yourself.

[ethereal music playing]

My dear child, please tell us your story.

Uh, well… [chuckles] I-I don’t, um…

I’m not much of a storyteller, you know, and-and I don’t, uh…

I don’t know how I got here, Miss… who are you?

I’m known as the Speaker of God.

Oh.

Now tell your story.

[shudders] Okay.

I…

My story…

Well, I was once an inventor in London.

I was a hermit of sorts.

I didn’t go out or socialize.

I didn’t have friends.

I had my work and my machines.

But I had a tendency to watch things.

People in particular.

It gave me the illusion I had people in my life, and I was fascinated by all these lives I could see.

[couple laughs]

[Pentious] And these moments I witnessed… some moments more private than others…

[gulps]

…I’m rather ashamed of it now.

[ethereal music playing]

Continue, my child.

[sighs]

But on that day I was watching a woman wandering past my workshop, a beautiful thing, young, so full of life.

[woman laughs] And then I saw…

[gasping]

[woman screaming]

[sinister music playing]

And I did nothing.

I knew who did it, and I did nothing.

He was a client, a man with power.

I could have…

I could have done something, brought the man to justice, but I…

I didn’t.

I don’t know if it was fear or apathy, but…

[crying] I… I…

That man went on to kill five more women.

Five more.

I still did nothing, and he was never caught.

[crying]

I carried that guilt to my grave, and I ended up in Hell.

And I deserved it.

[somber music playing]

So why are you here now, my child?

I don’t know. My friends… my friends were in danger.

Cherri was in danger.

I had to do something.

This time…

I would do something.

[majestic music playing]

He was redeemed.

Thank you for telling us your story, my child.

No! You are not really buying this shit?

He was a spineless coward who let people be murdered, but then he attempts a murder himself and he wins a ticket to Heaven? Bullshit.

You acted selfless.

You cared more for the lives of others than your own and made the ultimate sacrifice.

You were able to atone.

You are a cleansed soul.

A free soul.

You have nothing left to fear here.

[ethereal music playing]

Thank you.

Aw, cute.

Good vibes.

It seems that this soul has atoned for the sins of his life, his past.

He comes to us a soul who understands and was willing to overcome.

Heaven welcomes you, Pendleton.

Oh, I don’t use that name anymore.

You can call me Sir Pentious, Your Highness.

Oh, I get it now. That is so clever.

Like a serpent. Adorable.

I cannot believe this.

Your Highness, I know you are wise.

Far beyond me, but this beast came from the dark pit, sent by the princess of Hell herself.

[gulps] We cannot fall for his lies.

I sense no lies.

He was under the command of the Morningstar, the first fallen angel, and his daughter.

It was her who called for redemption and then somehow found it through the death of one of us.

That cannot mean nothing to you.

Or he was redeemed.

I… Sera.

Y-You know more than anyone here how much Hell has tried to gain power for an uprising.

It’s only a matter of time.

[others murmuring] Adam knew it, and now he’s dead.

As head of Heaven’s exorcist army, I…

As what?

As head of…

Um, hey, Lute.

Sorry to interrupt, but I think I’m actually the new head of the exorcists.

[chuckles] Sorry.

What?!

Abel is Adam’s son.

Plus we felt he’d handle this situation more… fairly.

But I was his right hand!

Yeesh, that’s got to sting.

Shut up, Peter, you’re just a glorified mascot.

At least I wasn’t just demoted.

Oh! [laughs] Get dunked on.

Your Majesty, please.

I cannot hold my tongue when I have seen firsthand the destruction that demons have caused us, the threat they pose.

I have lost so much. I have endured.

I am willing to give my life for Heaven, to stop those filthy fucking monsters.

Lute, this is a sign that Charlie was right, that redemption is possible.

Don’t you dare.

What is wrong with all of you?

They hit us back, and we just pussy out?

We need to go down and…

Lute, enough.

You will not address the Speaker like that.

Your Highness, you know why you allowed the exterminations.

Because you knew Hell was a threat.

Now they know they can bring down an archangel.

Now Heaven is in very real danger, and you…

Lute, this changes things.

It changes nothing!

Some slimy fucker tricks fate into allowing him here, it means nothing!

I’m not that slimy.

It means everything, Lute.

This ends now.

There will not be any more blood on my hands.

But…

It has been decided.

This Sir Pentious is here now, and so he is a soul in our care.

Emily, please take him, tend to him.

Yes!

Abel, stand by, please, for what our next action will be regarding your father’s death.

Yepperoni.

[lighthearted music playing]

I told you guys I didn’t let him in.

I watch the gate, like, really well, okay?

We get it, Peter. Shut up.

[squeals] Come on, Penny, I’m gonna make sure you have the best first day.

Hoho, whoa.

Well, this isn’t really my first.

I’ve been here for…

Let’s go!

[screams] Where are you taking me?

[laughs]

[dramatic music playing]

Please don’t, Lute.

Please. You know I’m right, deep down.

Please, Seraphim, I already spoke to Lilith. She…

Lilith?

Yes!

Please, I told her to go down and stop her bitch daughter…

You had no authority.

I…

You are no longer in charge, and you will remain the lieutenant.

The decisions are mine and mine alone to make.

Call off any of your plans and report to Abel, or it will be seen as treason.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Dismissed.

[suspenseful music playing]

[tranquil music playing]

[phone buzzing]

[screams] So!

Sir Pentious, I know you are new here and you had a… not-so-great first impression, but I am determined to make sure you have the best time.

It’s kind of what I do here.

Tell me everything about yourself.

I, uh, well, uh, well, I, um…

Do you like sugar?

We have a lot of sugar here.

Well, um, I’ve never really tried…

Or kittens? Puppies? Koalas?

Oh, I’m allergic.

What about pangolins?

They are really cute.

Endangered on Earth but so cute.

We have, like, literally so many here, or any animal you could want to cuddle with.

That’s very nice, but, um…

Emily? Is it? Emily?

Yes. Emily.

That’s my name, yes.

There is one thing I really want.

What is it? What is it?

Yes, um, I really just want to see my friends.

I want to know that they’re okay.

Oh. Oh, they are fine. I hope.

B-But don’t worry about it.

Can I see them?

Oh, um, well… no.

I don’t think you can.

You know, this… this doesn’t happen.

That’s why it’s so special and you’re so special!

One of a kind.

Oh, gosh, I’m sorry. I just mean… there’s nobody quite like you.

So I’m alone again?

No. No, I’m here for you.

And you’ll love being in Heaven.

[♪ “Like You”]

♪ You’re gonna make

so many new friends here ♪

♪ Potential amigos around every corner ♪

♪ No bullies or bums,

the chums are tens here ♪

♪ It’ll be a breezy piece of cake

to form your ♪

♪ brand-new squad, crew or clique ♪

♪ If you want some buddies,

you’ll have your pick ♪

♪ ’cause no one here is like you ♪

♪ Not one remotely like you ♪

♪ You’ve got mystique ♪

♪ You’re strange and unique ♪

♪ You’ll make pals come hither ♪

♪ with every hiss and slither ♪

♪ Everyone will like you

’cause no one here is like you ♪

♪ Scented candles, ponies,

marshmallow discotheques ♪

♪ Do you have enriched uranium? ♪

♪ No, but we got a unicorn polo stadium ♪

♪ Christmas romcome all year long

at the multiplex ♪

I’m in love with you, Santa Claus.

[others] Five stars.

♪ And no one here’s addicted to crack ♪

♪ I’ll get back to my friends ♪

♪ once I gradate the voltage

and calibrate this lens ♪

♪ I will find a way ♪

♪ to quantize this frequency,

up drive the peak speed ♪

♪ so I can see them today ♪

♪ No one here schemes like you ♪

[Pentious] I’m coming, Cherri!

♪ Sheds skin or blasphemes like you ♪

I’ll see you in Hell!

♪ In no time we shall

become your best pals ♪

[screams] Shit.

Yeah, I forgot to mention, you’re not able to leave, but look on the bright side.

♪ We’ll have so much fun here,

from now till kingdom come here ♪

♪ We literally will ♪

No, no, no!

♪ Have forever to chill ♪

No! No…!

♪ You’ll soon know us too well ♪

♪ since you can’t go back to Hell ♪

♪ so wave your lonely days bye ♪

♪ you big weird lonely snake guy ♪

♪ Beagles, sprinkles, friendship,

guinea pigs, churros, pangolins ♪

♪ Everyone will like you

’cause no one here is like you ♪♪

[party favor honks]

[crying] Oh… maybe that didn’t help actually.

[Sera] Please forgive me, Speaker.

I have sinned.

Speak, my child.

I thought what I was doing was right for our people, but now… now I’m faced with knowing it was all…

That this whole time those souls could, with more faith in them… be good, be changed. I…

Sera.

What have I done?

[♪ “Sera’s Confession”]

♪ I don’t know what to do ♪

♪ Thought I was righteously leading

our people, but ♪

♪ now I’m faced with the truth ♪

♪ What kind of leader

can’t tell good from evil? ♪

♪ All those poor souls ♪

♪ How many could have been saved? ♪

♪ How could I trust in a justice

so cruel and depraved? ♪

♪ One seeks an answer ♪

♪ that one cannot grant her ♪

♪ You’re looking for light

only you can ignite ♪

♪ Every transgression

must serve as a lesson ♪

♪ Yesterday you drew sorrow ♪

♪ What will you do tomorrow? ♪

♪ I feel no wiser ♪

♪ than when I commanded the slaughter

of those sons and daughters ♪

♪ You can’t hide ♪

♪ How can I be sure I don’t repeat ♪

♪ more massacre

based on mistaken conceit? ♪

♪ Look inside ♪

♪ If I stand down and leave us exposed ♪

♪ would that be blind to the threat

Hell may pose? ♪

♪ You can’t know, though time flows on ♪

♪ so you must bear the cross

bestowed upon you ♪

♪ Take pity, I pray, give me a sign ♪

♪ What’s your guidance?

Please show me the way ♪

♪ You speak of choices

made by other voices ♪

♪ You can only atone ♪

♪ Tell me how to atone ♪

♪ once you speak with your own ♪

♪ If souls from damnation ♪

♪ can earn their salvation ♪

♪ and find their forgiveness on high ♪

♪ How do I? ♪

[screams]

[grunts]

[dramatic music playing]

[crying]

[screams, grunts]

[foreboding music playing]

Wow, someone’s menstruating.

Adam?

You’re alive?

Oh. [scoffs] No.

No, I’m in your head.

Guess you missed me that much, huh?

You crazy bitch.

Nobody is listening to me.

What? Lame. Do they know that I, uh, died?

They don’t care.

Well, that’s some real bullshit.

I know.

Well, guess it’s up to you, then.

Yes, sir.

It is.

Okay. We…

I have to decide what action will be taken regarding how much of a threat Hell could be now.

They know what they can do to us, and many of them will be wanting to take out their pain on us.

Lute was correct in that.

They have numbers and no reason not to rise up against us, but I just… I don’t want more…

I need time to think of what should be done.

We are ready and waiting, ma’am, with our knives and our helmets and, um, some other pointy things.

Please try not to stress too much.

It’ll-it’ll hurt your tummy.

What do you think we should do, Abel, as head of the army?

Oh, well, see, I don’t much like confrontation, so I don’t love the idea of going down there for revenge or anything, but they did sorta, kinda kill my dad a little bit, so… maybe?

I-I’m pretty okay with either option, to be honest.

Okay. That doesn’t help me.

St. Peter?

I just watch the door.

[sighs] Right. Of course.

Thank you both. You may go.

This is my decision to make.

Whatever choice you make, Your Highness, Heaven will be behind you.

Fuck.

Nothing beats the sadness away quite like saturated colors and sugar.

What are you doing?

Wow! You’re really talented.

That’s about the closest I’ve come to my little Egg Boiz.

They all perished in the zeppelin.

Why aren’t they here?

I don’t think any of us know how this works, Pentious.

We just know it worked for you.

Right, I’m “one of a kind.”

I remember.

[upbeat music playing]

[straining]

[Pentious] Oh, my.

Is that…?

[majestic music playing]

Not quite the same as the ones you lost, but maybe it’s something since you can’t see your friends.

[screams] I love them!

[overlapping] Egg. Egg. Eggy.

Egg. Egg. Eggy. Eggy.

[sobbing] I’ll tolerate them.

Thank you, Emily.

You also have at least one friend here, Pen.

One super fun, silly, very cool friend.

Me! I’m talking about me.

Yes, I figured it was you, yes.

[ominous music playing]

[Lute growling]

[crying]

Hey, Miss Lute. Can I call you that?

Sorry to, uh, interrupt your, uh, freaky in the dark time.

I was hoping to maybe get one of my dad’s old guitars, you know?

To remember him by.

Get out.

Sorry?

Get out!

Whoa! Right. Y-Yes. Uh, I’m leaving.

Sorry. I’m leaving. I’m out.

You know, I never liked that kid.

He’s weak.

Major pussy, not the good kind.

And now I have to answer to him.

He’s nothing like you.

Ouch. Yeah, that fucking sucks.

I never got to tell you that…

[scoffs] You think I didn’t already know?

Did you?

No fucking idea.

If you don’t know, I don’t know, babe.

So… what you gonna do about it?

I’m going to kill every last one of them.

[♪ “Gravity”]

♪ Sanctus ♪

♪ Does no one know ♪

♪ who they’re dealing with? ♪

♪ Think I’ll let it go,

forget and forgive ♪

♪ Dominus ♪

♪ The rage in me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ is terminal ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ There’s no remedy ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ but to ♪

[both] ♪ burn ’em all ♪

♪ Ignis ♪

♪ I still got a job to do,

my mission’s incomplete ♪

♪ Only a traitor could consider

making peace ♪

♪ Vindictis ♪

[both] ♪ The princess has to pay ♪

♪ for what she did that day ♪

♪ for what she took away ♪

[laughs]

[both] ♪ Storm’s coming,

I can see the clouds ♪

♪ No running’s gonna save you now ♪

♪ and hard rain is gonna fall down

like gravity, like gravity ♪

♪ Eye for an eye says you owe me a debt ♪

♪ Blood demands blood,

gonna get my hands wet ♪

[both] ♪ The flood’s coming now,

you can bet on tragedy ♪

♪ like gravity ♪

♪ You think you’re Hell’s great savior ♪

♪ Will you still

when I return the favor? ♪

♪ Take the one you need,

make you watch ’em bleed ♪

♪ Will you break thinking

how you couldn’t save her? ♪

♪ Wishing you were there

when they needed you ♪

♪ The only soul who’s ever completed you ♪

♪ Maybe then you’ll get

a little heated, too ♪

♪ and understand why

this is what I need to do ♪

♪ Storm’s coming, I can see the clouds ♪

♪ Sanctus Dominus ♪

[both] ♪ No running’s gonna save you now ♪

♪ and hard rain is gonna fall down ♪

♪ like gravity, like gravity ♪

♪ Eye for an eye says ♪

[both] ♪ you owe me a debt ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blood demands blood, gonna ♪

♪ get my hands wet ♪

♪ Get your hands wet ♪

[both] ♪ The flood’s coming, now you can bet on tragedy ♪

♪ like gravity ♪

♪ Dominus ♪♪

[panting]

[whimsical music playing]

No peeking.

You realize that I’m covered in eyes, right?

But-but I can act shocked if you’d like.

Oh, right. Well, anyway…

Tada!

Oh, my. This is… a little creepy but perfect.

Thank you, Emily.

Welcome to Heaven, Sir Pentious.

[sighs]

[Sera over speakers] Attention, citizens of Heaven.

Winners, angels, and all who reside.

Due to some recent concerns over Hell’s rising tensions, it has been decided for everyone’s safety that Heaven will be closed off from any other realms.

Incoming souls will be put through security protocols, but nobody gets in or out without expressed permission.

This is for the good of Heaven and will protect us all.

Thank you.

[majestic music playing]

[uneasy music playing]

Is this bad?

I don’t totally know. I guess not?

Do you think Charlie should know?

Oh, my gosh! Charlie.

I should tell Charlie.

About you and this and everything.

B-Be right back.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Please, can I see my friends?

[sighs]

[melancholy music playing]

[Egg Boiz snore]

[crying]

[upbeat music playing]

[neighing]

[whip cracks]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E03 – Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors | Transcript

Original release date: November 5, 2025

Plot: Charlie reveals to the group that Pentious is in Heaven and has an idea to get an interview with Vox. She gets an idea to try and redeem someone else, but it fails, causing Vox to reveal that Angel killed his father and editing footage to make her reputation to falter even more. Meanwhile, Cherri talks with Baxter about Pentious, who reveals their backstory together. She decides to stay at the hotel.
Musical numbers :  “Piss (A Love Song)” and “Speedrun to Redemption”

[upbeat music playing]

[Charlie screaming]

[panting] Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I-I have to tell Vaggie.

[gasping, panting]

Guys. Holy shit. Holy fuck.

Emily just appeared to me in office with portal.

Whoa, whoa, there, Charlie babe.

Remember what we said about breathing?

And it being a good thing to do?

[Charlie inhales deeply]

Emily just portaled in front of me all, “Hey, it’s me, Emily.

Heaven is closing down because you killed a bunch of angels and everyone’s scared, but don’t worry.

Oh, yeah, and also, Sir Pentious is here in Heaven. Okay, bye.”

[gasps] What?

Pentious is in Heaven?

That means the hotel works.

I can’t believe it. We did it.

We did it! Redemption is possible, Vaggie.

I knew it. I knew it.

Ha! Ha! Ha! I got to let everybody know.

[Charlie laughing]

Charlie, hang on. Wait up.

I thought Charlie said no more drugs.

[grumbles] Charlie, are you absolutely sure that’s what Emily said?

I’m a thousand million zillion percent sure.

[laughs] Isn’t this amazing, Vaggie?

Ooh, I cannot wait to see the look on Dad’s face when he finds out.

Okay, a lot is happening.

Everything we’ve been working for has been proven right, on a Thursday.

[quirky music playing]

[gasps] What? I don’t… I would never…

Whowho even advertises on a zeppelin?

I-I… I guess Pentious would, huh?

[gasps] Right. Focus, Charlie. Charlie.

I got to get this taken down before all of the Pentagram sees and they start… [gasps] Oh.

[laughs]

Whoa, whoa, Charlie, before you get any crazy ideas, what was that about Heaven going into lockdown?

Did Emily say why? Can we talk to her?

Are the Exterminations still on?

Or did they even show you that Pentious was actually there?

Wait, what are you doing?

Uh, just sending off a little strongly worded email to Voxtek explaining that not only am I not a dictator but also to send their top reporter over here right away so we can clear the hotel’s name with an exclusive interview.

Mmhmm. And we need to do this right now because…?

Because it’s the perfect opportunity.

Okay, I do one quick little interview before dropping the absolute bombshell that redemption is possible.

Our message is broadcast to all of Pentagram City, people will flood to the hotel wanting to be redeemed, we redeem them, then Heaven will go, “Oh, gosh, Charlie, you are, like, so cool and your hotel is great and let’s work together and be friends forever.”

Yeah, I’m just not sure reaching out to the overlords trying to make you look like a horrible monster is the best idea.

But this changes everything.

Vaggie, it’s a big story.

I bet Voxtek will change their tune when they hear it.

Just take care of the guests for me until I’m done.

Okay. Love you. Bye.

[humming]

[sighs]

[Vox] Hmm.

[exhales sharply]

[chuckling] Ooh, no way. She…

[laughs] Velvette.

You’re fucking joking.

Looks like we got our spin, V.

[both laughing]

Well, I’ll be damned.

I guess the kid actually did it.

What the actual fuck?

What do you mean?

This isn’t fucking funny.

You actually believe her crazy talk?

I mean, Pentious was kind of a big softy.

I guess all that apologizing and crying really paid off.

[scoffs] Yeah, nah.

Dude was an absolute dick.

Just some wannabe overlord simp that kept messing with my shit every chance he got for the past fucking forever.

I mean, how the fuck does that get you redeemed?

Hey, I’m not saying I knew the guy.

I’m just saying it makes sense.

If anyone was gonna make it up there, it was him.

Or maybe Angel on a good day.

[laughing] Oh.

Them’s fucking words, kitty.

Choke.

Ha. I’d love to.

I mean, guess I didn’t really know the guy, huh?

I figured he was kind of soft when he did his whole weird-ass “Remember me” bullshit, but…

[Angel Dust laughing] You know, that Baxter guy was spouting some shit about them working together when he first arrived.

Sure you could ask him a thing or two if you’re wondering.

I’m gonna get some air.

Mmhmm.

His room’s in the basement.

I’m not fucking going, okay?

Bye, bitches. [grunts] Uh, okay.

[lighthearted music playing] [Charlie humming] Alastor. Alastor?

Guess what.

[knocking on door] You are never going to believe whatOh, wow, that was fast.

Uh, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.

Oh, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Princess.

Oh, and where are my manners?

The name’s Vox, CEO of Voxtek Entertainment, and this is my lovely associate Velvette.

[Velvette] Charmed.

Anyway, you said to send the best, and I just couldn’t miss this opportunity to interview Hell’s most controversial figure and her apologists.

Now, where’s Alastor?

Alastor?

[chuckling] I mean, he’s right… um, he-he’s out.

[chuckles] You’d think the so-called “host of the hotel” would greet guests at the door, but what do I know about running a successful business?

Velvette, sweetie, what are we working with here?

It’s giving tacky.

Shitty lighting, clashing themes and too much red.

But I can make it work.

Perfect.

But before we begin, Princess, you know what this place really needs?

The new Voxtek 150inch TV right over there.

Brought to you by Voxtek.

[inhales] You’re welcome.

Oh, wow, thank you.

Now, if I could just direct your attention over to this really important thing that I wanted to tell you about[Vox] And rolling!

Take a seat right over here, Princess.

Let’s start with something easy, hmm?

What’s your plan for the next Extermination, and will you be protecting everyone, not just your, uh, favorite characters?

What? No.

[people gasping] You won’t be protecting?

Interesting.

Is it true you believe sinners need to “change literally everything about themselves” in order to be redeemed?

And that the Morningstars currently dislike 98% of the population of sinners?

Dislike sinners? What?

Uh, I mean, my dad-Hates sinners?

Interesting.

And the main question on everyone’s mind: what–

Actually, I kind of sort of lied about wanting to give an exclusive interview.

What?

[gasps] Liar.

Because I have bigger news.

Huge exclusive news, and I wanted Voxtek to be the first to hear it.

Keep rolling.

Well, one of our guests, Sir Pentious, has been redeemed.

Redemption is possible!

Which proves that the Hazbin Hotel actually works!

Take that, fuckers.

You can’t be serious. That’s… good television!

Congratulations, Princess!

Bring the lucky sinner-or should I say “winner”

on down!

Velvette, start a live broadcast.

Whoa! Wait, wait. Well, he’s not… actually here anymore since, you know, he’s…

[chuckles] in Heaven now.

That’s how redemption works.

You go up.

Oh. Then how will you prove these fantastical claims?

And how do you know he’s actually, well, up there?

Did a little angel fly down, tell you that?

Yes! Well, technically, she used a portal, so, um…

I think we’ve heard enough.

Velvette, call the limo.

What? You can’t leave yet.

You just got here, and my news isn’t even out there yet.

Sorry, Princess.

While it was fun being lied to and all, I can’t broadcast this without proof.

The last thing I want to do is spread misinformation.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

I’ll prove it!

Yeah, we’ll redeem someone.

Right here, right now.

All I ask is you film it so everyone can see what the hotel really is.

Now, that could be something.

Velvette, get your camera ready.

Let’s get some Broll of the hotel.

Princess, let’s walk and talk.

Who are we redeeming?

[chuckling] And why?

Uh…

[whimsical music playing]

[squeak]

[soft screeching]

Mm.

Ooh. Fascinating.

Hey.

[yelps] Learn to announce yourself, woman!

You work for Voxtek?

You little shit.

I’m a bio-scientist in Hell.

Of course I work for Voxtek.

Now, I’m very busy.

Why are you here and what will it take to make you leave?

Huh. I don’t know.

Word is upstairs you used to know Pentious.

Ugh, we were partners.

Oh!

So you were like…?

What?! Lab partners!

But I was clearly superior, and that’s all there is to know.

[whimpers] Do not, wench!

Give me the full story or the lab gets it.

Okay, okay, fine.

We used to work together back in the day.

I specialized in bioengineering and he in the boring engineering.

[explosion] Together, we crafted various wonder-filled creations that we shared with the citizens of Hell, in hopes one day we could gain enough favor to become powerful overlords.

However, it quickly became apparent that his silly contraptions were too outdated to gain us interest, whereas my bio-experiments won the attention of many.

Eventually, Pentious found my experiments far too “violent” and “cruel,” so he took the eggs and left to continue his frivolous turf war scheme with that woman he was obsessed with.

You, I think.

Hmm.

Strange guy, I guess.

Now have I satisfied your request?

I’m allergic to recollecting.

[soft screeching] Achoo.

Fuck, do you have to be such a little freak?

I’m going through something here.

I implore you to go through it elsewhere, like through the door.

You know what, fine. I’m going.

Thanks, I guess, shithead.

[soft screeching]

[squeaks]

[squeaks]

[screaming]

[gentle music playing]

[sighs]

♪ ♪

♪ These elysian nights ♪

♪ Alone in the golden skies ♪

♪ Lost in a memory of how it used to be ♪

♪ when it was only you and me ♪

♪ and our old petty slights ♪

♪ I found home in those messy fights ♪

♪ Somehow I couldn’t see

through the cloud of debris ♪

♪ at the scene of the crime ♪

♪ They say time heals all wounds ♪

♪ but the wounds are what I miss ♪

♪ ‘Cause every brush with death ♪

♪ meant much more than a kiss ♪

[hisses]

[Cherri] ♪ Can you hear me calling ♪

♪ from way the fuck down here? ♪

♪ Those golden days of brawling ♪

♪ were the best of all my years ♪

♪ I’m bored as fuck without you ♪

♪ Are you bored without me, too? ♪

♪ I’m longing for just one night more ♪

♪ of beating the piss out of you ♪

Turf war! What’s the score?

How the hell’d she get on board?

Egg Boiz, kill that vandal!

Hope you like your minions scrambled.

Oh, shit!

Get lit!

Get your punk ass off my ship!

If you say so, got to go!

Oh, my God, it’s gonna blow!

♪ Another exciting Sin City night ♪

♪ This sheila’s blasting your ass away ♪

[Pentious] ♪ Glorious bloodshed

under neon lights ♪

♪ I will destroy you at last ♪

♪ They say time heals all wounds ♪

♪ But the wounds are what I miss ♪

♪ And every brush with death ♪

♪ meant much more than a kiss ♪

[hisses]

♪ Can you feel me falling? ♪

♪ Though I don’t know if it’s love ♪

♪ Could this be love? ♪

♪ The cuts are healed and scarring ♪

♪ But I still taste the blood ♪

♪ I still taste your blood ♪

♪ I know I tried to kill you ♪

♪ and you tried to kill me, too ♪

♪ You blew a hole right through my soul ♪

♪ while I was beating the piss

out of you ♪

♪ Beating ♪

♪ the piss ♪

♪ out of you ♪♪

Hey, Charlie, you said you needed us?

And I still think about that little koala falling over at the zoo.

[whimpers] I’m so sorry.

Whoa, whoa.

What the fuck are they doing here?

[Charlie sniffles, gasps] Oh. Hey, Vaggie.

I was just showing Vox and Velvette here how our confidential group venting sessions work.

Oh, that is so great.

Hey, can I borrow you for a sec?

Charlie, what the unholy fuck?

When you said you were messaging Voxtek, I thought you’d just talk to some reporter on the street, not the fucking media overlord!

Okay. Well, first, technically, he is a reporter.

I think.

And, secondly, the other thing–

Charlie, why are they here?

You’re aware those two crazy fucks hang out with my shit-fuck boss Valentino and are part of the Vees, and you still let them in here?

Vox is probably broadcasting to Val.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. Uh…

Charlie, listen to me.

I don’t know what they promised you, but I’m telling you right now they are bad fucking news.

Horrible fucking news!

Okay, I’ve talked to Vox, and he assured me that he’s just here to film the hotel and put out a special tonight about what he sees here.

On the small, tiny, e-ensy-weensy-teensy condition that we, uh… redeem someone.

Yeah! Now that’s where you come in, Angel.

What?!

Oh, you’ve really done it now, Princess.

Charlie, we don’t even know how Pentious got redeemed.

How do you expect us to replicate that on TV?

And I ain’t being your little guinea pig, especially in front of Vox.

He gets off to watching people suffer.

Dude is an absolute cuntfuck.

But, Angel, come on.

You’re the one here closest to getting redeemed.

Look, you’ve quit drugs.

[stammers] Mostly.

You’ve been nailing your chore chart.

Sort of. And now that we know it can work, we have an easy step-by-step guide to follow.

Charlie, uh, I don’t know if–

Now, I normally stay the hell out of all this redemption business, but she got a point there, legs.

Besides, if Flathead and Baby Barbie try anything, I’m sure Alastor’s floating around here somewhere, ready to throw down.

Angel, I realize I’m asking a lot, but you’ve just made such great progress lately.

I bet you’re one good deed away from redemption already. [chuckles] Please?

Hey. Sorry.

Are we interrupting something?

We don’t really have all day.

I was just looking for a volunteer.

And you went to Angel Dust?

I’m guessing it’s because he’s such a… pleasant person to be around?

Hold on, V.

The star power’s always good for viewership.

Charlie picked him ’cause if anyone around here’s gonna make it, he will.

Oh.

I didn’t know they let pets stay here, too.

Cute.

[snarls] What do you say, kid?

Best case, you make it.

Worst case, you’re still stuck down here with me and we down a couple of rounds with Cherri later.

You know she ain’t gonna let up.

Ugh!

You both owe me for this.

Bigtime.

All right!

Show me redemption.

[jaunty music playing]

♪ Step one, say you’ll get it done ♪

♪ Make redemption your resolution ♪

Fine.

♪ Step two, bid the booze adieu ♪

Hey!

♪ A sober mind’s primed for absolution ♪

♪ Step three, dignity! ♪

♪ Try dressing more modestly ♪

♪ Step four, feed the poor ♪

Hey, ain’t you that fancy whore?

♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪

♪ Come on, buddy, concentrate ♪

♪ Change some babies

and help old ladies across the street ♪

♪ Isn’t he sweet? ♪

Uh-huh.

Right.

♪ Come on, Angel ♪

♪ You’re far from shameful,

just misunderstood ♪

♪ You can be good for good ♪

[shouts]

♪ All you skeptics, pay close attention ♪

♪ We’ll speed-run from here to redemption ♪

[yells]

♪ Step nine, give a hobo a dime ♪

[chuckles] Yeah, no way.

This story is bogus.

[snickers]

♪ Step ten, do one through nine again ♪

Again?

♪ Just in case the angels in charge

didn’t notice ♪

♪ Step 11 ♪

Little question.

This guy gets to Heaven how?

♪ Step 12, what the hell?

Pentious was redeemed by now ♪

♪ Thirteen, 14, 15, 16 ♪

♪ Better, nicer, faster, quickly! ♪

♪ Wear this top hat and build a rocket,

you got to commit ♪

[hissing] ♪ Start speaking like this ♪

♪ Have depression, an egg obsession

and a leathery hood ♪

♪ Then you’ll be good for good ♪

♪ Then save a friend

from a certain demise ♪

♪ Oh, fuck, maybe the key

is self-sacrifice ♪

♪ If you offer up your life

with pure intentions ♪

♪ we’ll speedr-un

from here to redemption ♪♪

I hate you.

[suspenseful music playing]

[whistle blowing]

For our final attempt, a poor helpless damsel has been tied to the train tracks by me, the Diabolical Danny DoBad!

[cackling]

I shouldn’t have said nothing.

Help. I’m stuck.

Or whatever.

And look!

The 5:00 train with a deadly weapon tied to the front.

[whistle blowing]

[chuckles diabolically]

Right on time for once.

[inhales] If only there was a big, strong man willing to sacrifice himself to save the poor damsel.

Just like the great Sir Pentious did.

[chuckles]

And I definitely don’t have a way to stop this train in case things go bad.

Pretty sure one of Val’s pornos opened just like this.

Add plagiarism to the list.

[Southern accent] I’m a big, strong man with so many redeemable qualities.

[normal voice] All right, nope.

Nope. Nope.

Come on, Charlie, this ain’t gonna work.

I ain’t nothing like Pen.

Charlie?

Who is this Charlie character?

The Diabolical Danny DoBad does not listen to her friends.

Oh, no!

Look out, Sheriff Dust.

The train is reaching the drop!

The damsel!

Ugh, this is dumb.

I ain’t doing it, Charlie.

But, Angel, this is our last chance to–

Nup.

But…

[sighs]

Okay.

Wha? Wha?

Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Oh, yeah.

I noticed your little train didn’t actually pose any risk, so I took the brakes off.

[dramatic music playing]

You’re welcome.

What? You what?

Niffty, stop the train. Niffty!

Stop the train…!

[laughing]

[whistle blowing]

Husk, get out of the way!

[slurping] Oh! Oh, yeah!

Sure thing!

Except you tied me to the fucking tracks!

Fuck, Charlie, I said I am done.

Angel, the brakes are cut!

[Husk grunting] Husk!

♪ ♪

[grunting]

Angel!

[whistle blowing]

[grunts]

Damn.

You two okay?

Charlie, what the fuck happened?

Angel, Husk, I’m so glad you’re okay.

Ugh, I’m sorry.

Charlie, it’s okay.

I know you didn’t mean it. I’m fine.

The hell you are!

What was that?

You could’ve got yourself killed!

What? Y-You can’t be serious right now.

Y-You’re mad at me?

I saved your fucking life!

Yeah! By jumping in front of a train, you idiot!

You pull shit like that again, and I’ll…

I’ll… I’ll fucking spank you.

Pull what shit? What?

The shit that you volunteered me for?

Yeah. ‘Cause I know how much you actually want this.

No.

You know what, forget it.

This is why I never say shit.

I’m out.

[scoffs] I’ll say it again.

I don’t need your help, whiskers!

[clapping]

Bravo! The tension! The drama!

[cheering, applause]

Ah! What a show. [laughs] Unfortunately, Princess, it seems Angel is still here and remains an irredeemable piece of shit.

[crowd] Aw.

Aw.

Who saw that coming?

All of us, really.

No, I-I just know it is possible.

Even though we tried everything Pentious did, there-there’s got to be something I’m missing.

Look, Charlie, Angel is not Pentious, and things have already gotten out of hand today.

Just send these assholes home.

He’s not Pentious.

Maybe… maybe that’s it!

Okay, we have been trying to recreate Pentious’s redemption, but maybe, maybe what he did redeemed his own sin.

That’s why it didn’t work for Angel.

All we need to do is have Angel act against his sins!

Whoa there, toots.

Not here and not today.

[chuckles nervously]

Remember that lesson on boundaries?

Oh, come on. We won’t judge you, Angel.

You can tell me. Then we can redeem you.

It ain’t that easy, Charlie. Now drop it.

It really isn’t, is it?

Don’t you dare, asshole.

Tell me, Princess, what exercise could one do to be forgiven for being a…

Stop.

…murderer?

You shut the fuck up!

Don’t you dare call me tha–

Killed your dad, right?

Least that’s what Val told me.

What did he do? Hit you?

Hey!

That’s enough!

[chuckling] Whoa! Careful now, Princess.

That’s no way to speak to a guest.

You asked!

I answered.

You can shit on me.

You can mock me.

But I won’t allow you to push my friends around like that, okay?

I don’t care who you are.

I think it’s time you two leave.

Now, that’s rich.

I’d like to remind you that you invited us here.

Yeah, but now she’s uninviting you.

All ’cause Angel got his knickers in a twist?

Sad.

Fine.

We have a reservation at Dante’s Inferno anyway.

Very nice place.

You could never afford it.

But how ’bout one last question for the road, Princess?

Do you think I could be redeemed?

I believe anyone can be redeemed.

Right, then.

I can almost see why Alastor humors you. [laughs] Oh, and, Angel, I’ll be sure to tell Valentino you said… hello.

Come now, Velvette!

Seems to me not everyone is welcome here at the Hazbin Hotel.

I’m afraid not.

Until next time, Princess.

Voxtek!

Trust us with your public image.

Ugh! [scoffs] Damn it, Vox. Again?

Fuck’s sake.

Angel, I’m so sorry.

Can we please talk–

You know, “sorry” starts to lose meaning after a while, Charlie.

But I suppose I should be grateful you’re willing to still apologize to someone as shitty as me, right?

Angel, no, you’re my friend, no matter what happens.

At least now you know what you’re working with.

Why don’t you go ask Vox the next time you need to pry out more shit about my life.

Angel, I didn’t realize. I-I didn’t–

Just give him some space.

It’s been a long day for everyone.

[melancholy music playing]

[both cackling]

Oh! Ah!

[laughs] Oh!

That was perfect.

Did you get the moment where she noticed the brakes?

Oh, I got it at three angles, babe.

Got to say, the Angel Dust trauma dump was a nice touch.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, what’s the recap?

Got a live up that’s trending, a fail compilation on Voxtube, and a commercial ready to go.

Want to run it now?

Run it.

[line ringing] [Vox] Want to know what really goes down at the Hazbin Hotel?

Who Charlie Morningstar is?

And can you trust her?

I lied. I’m Danny DoBad!

[Vox] We took a visit to the Hazbin Hotel so you don’t have to.

Featuring interviews from real people with real stories.

[distorted] When we arrived at the hotel, the vibe was… definitely off.

I remember walking in and Charlie coming at me with an open fist.

Next thing I knew, she struck me.

[Vox] For more truth, tune in for Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors tonight at 8:00!

Brought to you by Voxtek.

Trust us with your information.

[Angel Dust inhales]

[exhales] Hey.

Hey.

Long day?

I don’t want to talk about it.

[Cherri sighs]

I decided… to stay.

[gentle music playing]

[lively, upbeat music playing]

[whinnies]

[whip cracks]

Bento.

[cheering]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E04 – It’s a Deal | Transcript

Original release date: November 5, 2025

Plot: Alastor quits the Hotel after getting goaded by Lucifer. Heading to Cannibal Town, he meets with Rosie, whom is revealed to have made a deal with him to be the strongest demon in Hell, in exchange for his soul. He decides to strike a deal with Vox, acting as his prisoner in exchange for not hurting Charlie. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to fix her reputation by giving a live interview alongside Niffty, being interviewed by Katie Killjoy.
Musical numbers :  “Don’t You Forget”, “Clean It Up!”, and “Don’t You Forget (Reprise)”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

[jaunty music playing]

Charlie, babe, I think you need to drop this.

Drop what? I’m just trying to clear up the misinformation about the hotel.

There is no point.

Those fuckers work for Vox.

Katie Killjoy is just gonna do the same thing that Vees did.

Don’t feed into this crap.

Just stay with me today.

And the guests, also the guests.

I know, but I feel like if I explain myself on live television, then they won’t be able to edit it like that video!

You know I did not strike Velvette with an open fist.

[chuckles softly] I’m aware.

So… just keep holding down the fort… you’re doing great by the way… until Niffty and I get back.

Niffty?

Hi.

[screams] Okay. Have fun. Love you. Bye.

[grunts] Bye!

[sighs]

[pensive music playing]

[gasps softly]

[sighs]

[tranquil music playing]

[Cherri scoffs]

Fucking dickhead.

Oh!

Look who it is interrupting this riveting conversation I was having with… who are you again?

Uh, Angel Dust.

Angel Dust! I knew that.

[laughs] You’re funny.

What?

You’re still here?

[yawns] [duck squeaks] Someone has to actually help out around here, Mr. Useless.

[mock laugh] What do you actually do here?

I told you, I’m the host of the hotel.

Huh, I thought that was, uh, I thought that was Charlie’s girlfriend’s job, because she, my friend, is on it with running this whole hotel… thing.

[growls]

So you’re doing a poor job at that.

Oh, and I hear you got your ass kicked and ran away when Charlie needed you most.

It’s a sure good thing I showed up.

[laughing] Am I right?

[squeaks] This guy knows.

What?

You… should use a coaster.

That’s it! Fuck this, I quit.

That’s it, Bambi, walk away.

[slurps, exclaims] You…

[laughs] You should’ve moved in sooner.

[Tom Trench] Coming up, on Katie Killjoy Tonight, an exclusive interview with Hell’s not-so-favorite nepo baby Charlie Morningstar, only on 666 news.

You don’t want to miss this.

All right, people, we’re on in five.

[huffing] All right, Niffty, we got this, right?

I mean, all I got to do is talk from the heart, for the people.

Set the record straight.

Real straight.

Explain what really happened.

Real straight!

Right. You got the cards ready?

[cheering]

Perfect.

[Velvette] Is that the princess?

Didn’t learn your lesson yesterday?

What you guys put out yesterday was heavily fucked… with.

So I’m here to set the record straight with my own words that you can’t fuck with.

Sure, sweetie.

Katie! You know what to do.

Ho-ho, right.

It’s nice to meet you, Miss Morningstar.

It is Miss, right? ‘Cause we all know queers can’t get married.

What?

Well, let’s not waste any more time, dear.

Come on.

You still need to get camera ready.

I am camera ready.

Oh, sweetheart… yuck.

[snaps fingers]

Wow, that’s bright.

Welcome back to me.

I’m here with Charlie Morningstar, homosexual daughter of our big old devil daddy and founder of the Hazbin Hotel…

[thuds] …which is starting to live up to the name, wouldn’t you say?

[chuckles] I would.

[mock laugh] Firstly, I’m bi, but thanks, Katie.

You know, the name was kind of a funny story actually…

Phenomenal. So tell us, Chazzie…

It’s Charlie.

You’re here to set the record straight about your hotel, yes?

What exactly is there to tell us?

I’d say we already saw everything in last week’s hit docuseries Hazbin Hotel, Behind Closed Doors, available now on VoxTek video.

Well, as you know, Vox paid a visit to our hotel recently, yes, and he lied about everything that…

Whoa, duh-duh, lied? [laughs] I’d say that’s a pretty intense accusation, don’t you think?

Well, he, um… [clears throat] misrepresented things, so…

Oh! Using fancy words now.

He bent the truth!

I wish he’d bend me.

Right in half, you know what I’m saying? [laughs] Tom, laugh!

Oh! Hahaha.

Oh, no…

[humming happily]

[hisses]

Knock-knock, Rosie my dear, Alastor’s here.

Oh! Alastor. Don’t you know it’s rude to show up on a lady unannounced?

I have nothing prepared.

Oh, please, no need to gussy up for little old me now.

I just dropped in to tell you the great news.

Oh, great news? That’s always exciting for me to hear.

By all means, tell me.

I’m sure you know all about Charlie’s little hotel and how I’ve been “helping out.”

Of course I do.

Yes, well… I just quit.

[glass shatters]

You what?

You see, I’ve been there about a year or so, and after all of the pointless singing and crying…

I’m afraid I see no further reason for my presence there.

We really aren’t getting any closer to…

Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

Alastor, sweetie, pumpkin.

I’m afraid that isn’t up to you, is it?

See, I thought that, too, but I also thought our little deal meant that I was the strongest sinner in all of Hell.

Yet here I am with the scars and a busted-up staff that proves otherwise.

Oh, come on now, Alastor.

You really thought being the most powerful sinner, which you are, meant you could take on an archangel?

[chuckles] You’re still as cute and stubborn as the day we met.

[Alastor growls]

Don’t remind me.

Oh, but I will.

You were a handsome young man, such a charmer.

And quite the gentleman, if I recall.

Hustling yourself and dazzling those yuppy producers.

Overcoming so much to be the star of your own radio show.

The toast of New Orleans.

But you were a bit naughty… weren’t you?

Oh! [laughs]

[screams]

I’ll always be impressed with how prepared you were for all this while still human.

I can’t imagine how many rituals it took to get through to the other side, but when I heard your voice…

I just knew.

I knew you were the one.

[chuckles] Tu es prêt à manger…

[laughs maniacally]

I call on you, voices of the afterlife.

I wish to make a deal with you.

[Rosie over radio] Why have you called me here, human?

To curse? To give?

To learn?

Allow me to cut to the chase.

I know what awaits a man like me after death.

But I do not want to exist in Hell, a tortured soul.

I want to secure myself, amongst the highest demons.

I want to continue my fun!

Wow. That’s a new one.

I must say, a soul like yours is unlike any I’ve seen.

I can grant you power, power beyond what your mortal mind can imagine.

The most powerful sinner in Hell, but… you must do something for me, and until you complete this task, your soul will be mine.

It’s a deal.

[laughs maniacally]

[Rosie]

It’s pretty funny that the next day, you died in the most hilarious way possible. [laughs] Mistaken for a deer and shot while hiding a body.

I mean, just perfect.

[gunshot] So anticlimactic.

[chortling]

I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

[chuckles] Oh, hilarious.

[forced chuckle] Ah. Ah. Ahhaha!

[eerie music playing] Look, you can toy around with me all you want, but I’ve been running all over Hell on some fruitless crusade for years, playing nice at a stupid hotel because you promised me power, and now I’m lacking, so you better…

[♪ “Don’t You Forget” plays]

♪ Sounds like you really could do ♪

♪ with a little reminder

of who you’re talking to ♪

♪ An honest woman

always there to lend an ear ♪

♪ I dealt with you fairly,

been patient it’s true ♪

♪ But remember, “my deer,”

you’re in my zoo ♪

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

♪ You are my pet ♪

♪ I say when to sit and stay,

roll over or go fetch ♪

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

♪ There’s no way out ♪

♪ You’re a debtor till the day

you settle your account ♪

♪ I’ve served you faithfully for an age ♪

♪ obeyed demands, contained my rage ♪

♪ went off the air

for years on your behalf ♪

♪ I know, and you’re so kind ♪

♪ And since you made me disappear ♪

♪ my name inspires much less fear ♪

♪ The least

that you can do is fix my staff ♪

In due time.

Sing along, dear, you know the words.

Oh.

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

♪ I won’t forget ♪

♪ You are my pet ♪

♪ Yours since we met ♪

[both] ♪ I say when to sit and stay ♪

♪ play ball or just play dead ♪

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

♪ I’m in your net ♪

♪ The coop can’t be flown ♪

♪ At least not yet ♪

♪ The moves you make

are mine and mine alone ♪

♪ Looks like you’ll have

to do this on your own ♪♪

Fine.

[dramatic music playing] Oh, calling me her pet.

I’m not your pet, you lousy…

I’ll show her.

Oh, she’ll see.

Think. Think. Come on, Alastor.

Come on.

There must be a way.

[gasps softly] Oh.

Oh, that’s clever.

Hmm. [laughing] I can fix my own problems.

So basically, what you’re trying to tell us is that an angel told you your silly little snake friend was alive.

The same angels that made it their whole “thing” for seven years to kill as many of us as possible?

And you just expect us to believe all that?

Yes! Well, I mean, yes, they don’t want to hurt us anymore.

Now that Sir Pentious is redeemed, I’m sure they are going to help us, so…

Oh, you’re sure, are you? You’re so sure?

Because I’m sure that Vox reported on how you had no evidence at all, and that you just put your guests in danger for fun.

Well, sure, but see, he made it look that way.

If you take something out of context, you can make someone say anything.

It feels like he was just waiting for me to say something awful, like that “I think sinners deserved the extermination “because they’re bad people.” [laughs] But I would never actually say that.

Oh! Did you get that?

[air horn blowing] Breaking news. Charlie Morningstar claims that sinners deserved to be exterminated in shocking new statement.

No. No. That is not…

Like… What?! Stop.

That is not what I said.

It was just an example.

Not like I meant it, you know? Please stop quoting everything I’m saying.

It is distracting me.

What?! Don’t compare me to Hitler!

How are you even typing this fast?!

I am so getting that fucking bonus.

Now, Charles, do you have anything else you’d like to clarify about your Hashbrown Motel?

[gasps] I… Um, uh, y… you know.

[chittering] N-Niffty.

Here. Come up here and tell us all about how amazing the Hazbin Hotel is.

Just tell them! Uh…

Uh… Uh… Oh, shit.

The camera thing. Uh…

Oh! Hey, Niffty, guess what?

That is not a camera. It’s a roach.

That’s a big roach.

Yeah. Tell the big roach about how much you like the hotel.

[chittering]

[♪ “Clean It Up” plays]

♪ There’s an endless stream of trash

and filth and hundreds of bugs ♪

♪ If you love the stench of jizz,

wait till you smell our rugs ♪

♪ ’cause people barf and piss and cum

on them a ton ♪

♪ And when they do,

I get to go and clean it up ♪

What?

♪ Hypodermic needles ♪

♪ left all over the place ♪

♪ And our rats have grown immune

to being sprayed by mace ♪

♪ So I got to take my knife

and stab ’em all in the face ♪

♪ And now they treat me like their queen

because I’m covered in rat blood ♪

♪ Niffty, no ♪

♪ Magical land ♪

♪ hotel of my dreams ♪

♪ disgustingest, ugliest building

that I’ve ever seen ♪

♪ And I get to clean it up ♪♪ [laughs]

Niffty, what are you doing?

Helping!

Can you help differently?

Okay.

[singing in Japanese]

Um…

Can anyone understand this?!

Why?!

Yes. [panting]

♪ And that’s why the hotel is good ♪♪

Right? Yay.

[dramatic, eerie music playing]

I know you’re watching.

Come on out.

No need to be shy, Vox.

[yells] Alastor.

For what do I owe the displeasure?

Did I strike a nerve?

Finally ready to plead with me to stop shitting on your precious hotel?

Frankly, I’m bored of hearing your incessant slander.

It’s not even clever.

This ends now.

Ugh. Voxxy, you can’t get all up in this and then zip out like that.

I thought you liked it when I…

TMI, Val. Now who are we killing?

And can I film it?

No, no, dear, I don’t think Vox would want the public to see me put him in his place a second time.

Fuck you, Twink! [yells]

[dramatic music playing]

[Vox] What’s wrong, old man?

Getting your ass beat by Adam fuck you harder than you thought?

Hiyah! Oh!

♪ ♪

[Valentino] What’s the matter, bitch?

Can’t get it up?

[Valentino laughs]

Daddy’s home.

[chuckles] [groans] Oh, dear, does that hurt? [laughs] Hey! Fuck!

Damn. It’s gonna take a lot more to fix that hairdo.

Hey, my little puppets, I’m putting up a poll.

Vote “yes” or “no” if you want me to absolutely obliterate this guy.

[laughing]

[crackling]

[explosion] Come on out.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You are very rude.

Look at you go.

Yada, yada, yada.

This has all been a whole setup, and once more, you are very homophobic, Ms. Killjoy, and I do not like you.

I’m not homophobic.

I just hate gay people.

This has been the worst fucking interview of my entire life.

So sue me.

[gasps] Alastor’s in trouble!

[lively, dramatic music playing]

Hey, have you ever heard of a blob fish?

[soft piano music playing] A… what?

Check this out.

How cute is that?

Why are you like this?

Look, Angel, I…

Oh, hey, Niff. What the fuck?!

[Niffty panting rapidly] Huh?

A lot of weird shit happens here.

[dramatic music playing]

[Vox] Found you!

Someone should really put this thing out of its misery.

[Niffty] We’re here, Alastor!

[panting]

Husk, go!

What the…?!

[grunts] The fuck is this about, Alastor?

You still fighting these nobodies?

[gasps] My hair!

[groans] I’m gonna kill you!

Look, lady, I didn’t mean to… Oh, shit.

[energetic music playing] [explosions]

[gasps]

Hey, bad boy.

You again?! [grunting] Ow! Fuck!

Oh!

Looks like it’s me and you again.

Ready to lose?

Not this time. [yelling] Geez.

Calm down, bitch.

This outfit is worth ten of you.

Put a shirt on, you mangey stray.

Hmm.

Oh, not there.

Oh.

Ow!

Oh. No.

[speaking Spanish] Ow! Aah!

[groans] [whimpers] Gun. [laughs] Wait. Call off your goons.

I have a proposition for you.

Excuse me?

[singsongy] Now or never.

Val, hang on. [groans] We keep going back and forth, and it’s growing really tiresome, uh, quite boring actually, and it’s making it harder for me to do what I have to do.

Yeah, of course, you’re trying to talk your way out of this.

Get to the fucking point!

How about… we make a little deal?

I’ll join your propaganda parade and be your little prisoner?

All I ask for in exchange is, ooh, two, tiny, itty bitty conditions.

The fuck is he doing?

What conditions?

Let these irrelevant little nobodies run along home, but more importantly, you’re not to lay your hands on Charlie Morningstar.

Wait. That’s it? [laughs] That’s it. Pretty enticing, isn’t it?

Think of the headlines.

That’s-that’s… [stammering] It’s a deal.

[laughing] Yes!

I fucking did it! Hahaha!

Holy fuck. Everyone out. Look who I have.

[laughs] Velvette. Cameras.

[clamoring]

All right, you heard him, people.

Everyone out.

Move your asses.

[overlapping chatter]

Alastor, what happened? What’s going on?

Wait! Wait! Alastor!

[sinner] Move, bitch!

Move.

Ugh! Oh, stop pushing me!

Bitch, move.

Alastor.

Ugh. Wait. Let me back in.

I am the princess of Hell!

What the actual fuck is happening?!

[crowd cheering]

[Vox laughing] Oh! No. No, thank you. No, yeah.

Thank you. I-I… I won.

You like…? I know I… I know I won.

I like winning.

And let me be the one to tell the world that Alastor does not have a tail.

[laughter]

Oh, that’s gonna piss some people off.

One… smoothie, please.

[whimsical music playing]

[slurping]

[laughs] Oh!

Oh! Ah!

Today was perfect.

Right, Val?

Uh-huh, sure, babe.

Hmm? And what-what do you think, Alastor?

Oh, why the long face?

[laughs]

[Vox humming and laughing]

Mmhmm. Mm.

Isn’t this nice?

Look at all this.

I know you feel it, too.

And to think you could have had this all and without the public humiliation.

[laughs]

Yeah, this calls for a celebration.

Hmm, yes, not like you haven’t been doing that all day.

Whiskey? Gin?

I could call up and get you a Sazerac?

[mysterious music playing]

You know I’ve waited for this moment for almost 70 years.

I’m curious.

What makes the princess and her crappy little hotel so great that the Radio Demon gives up what little dignity he had left to help out with it?

Or how a guy from the ’30s landed in Hell and somehow became one of the most powerful overlords?

Tell me how.

Mm, nope.

Our deal is for me to be your captive.

I don’t have to tell you anything.

Seriously?

You usually love to run your mouth.

But I guess being a brat is kind of your thing, isn’t it?

[Alastor laughs]

You’d be nothing without those two.

Excuse me?

You really haven’t changed, have you?

Still so reliant on all those around you.

Always seeking someone to put up with your incessant…

You know, I think I prefer the silence.

[Alastor’s voice over speaker] What?

Don’t want to be reminded of how desperate you were for attention?

Back then, you and I were as close to equals as I’d imagined down here.

You had your decent ideas, you were growing your power, and it was almost impressive.

And I respected you.

And then you went and ruined it.

I thought you found me, what was it?

Inspiring?

[soft piano music playing] You’re inspiring, really.

And when you think about it, modern entertainment actually started with radio.

Ah.

Ah, am I boring you with my compliments?

Perhaps.

Well, look, I’ll just get to the point.

We’ve been close for a few years now, right?

I mean, people know us, they love us.

And with new overlords popping up every day.

And before you hit me with a, “Well, you’re pretty new yourself,” I know, okay, but I’m much more forward-thinking, so it’s in your best interest to hear me out.

I’m listening, pal.

Barkeep, another whiskey.

So, I’ve been thinking, Alastor, with your incredible power and my massive influence, we would be unstoppable.

Radio and video.

Me and you… we could rule Hell, together, as partners.

[chuckles softly]

[laughing loudly]

Oh, that’s… Oh, you’re serious?

[laughs] Come now, Vox.

[laughing loudly]

I knew you could be pathetic at times, but I didn’t realize you were so weak.

[chuckles] What?

Oh, fuck. [laughs loudly] You need me to join your team.

And here I thought you might actually be approaching my level, but asking for assistance?

A partnership?

I am quite disappointed in you.

I… I just thought, you know, since we were friends…

Friends?! There are no friends in Hell, Vincent. I thought that was something you understood.

How embarrassing.

Oh, the tantrum you threw after… now that was entertainment.

[laughs loudly]

I did really have to put you in your place, didn’t I? Ah.

And now you finally have me, but you still rely on others for your power, like always.

[♪ “Don’t You Forget (Reprise)” plays]

♪ You think your little mockery ♪

♪ is gonna make me cry? ♪

♪ That I’m bawling ’bout the past

that could have been? ♪

♪ Look around ya, Al ♪

♪ I’ve been scheming this whole time ♪

♪ I got a team, I got a dream ♪

♪ and all I’m gonna do is win ♪

[laughing]

♪ You’re in my house with my rules ♪

♪ in my room with my tools ♪

♪ And worse, you’re at my mercy,

cursed to watch me take it all ♪

♪ You’ve gone ass up, you’re deep fried ♪

♪ Your last luck has run dry ♪

♪ At last your check has cashed,

I’d laugh at how you look so small ♪

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

♪ You’re on my string ♪

♪ You can try to squirm and struggle

and it wouldn’t do a thing ♪

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

You’re so obsessed with me.

♪ I knew you’d need me here

to be your unwilling audience ♪

♪ when you lose your marbles

in act three ♪

♪ You’re huffing glue if you think

I won’t end this tale a ruler ♪

♪ I’m just like you except

I’m smarter, sharper, brighter, newer ♪

♪ So I’ll keep your smug ass alive ♪

To show me you’re not a loser?

Do you ever shut up?

♪ Don’t you forget ♪

Oh, here he goes.

♪ You ain’t won yet ♪

Ooh, I’m scared.

♪ You still need me like you did before ♪

So cute you think I care.

[laughing loudly]

♪ Now I’m the master

and you’re my bottomest bitch ♪

♪ No more Al, the high and mighty

now that I flipped the switch ♪

♪ Though the radio’s gone dead

you know the show must go on ♪

♪ By the time I’ve had my fun ♪

♪ you’ll wish that you had stayed gone ♪♪

[Vox laughs loudly]

[both panting]

[Valentino] Hey, you two should just fuck already.

What? Am I wrong?

And can I film it?

♪ ♪

[neighing]

[whip cracks]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E05 – Silenced | Transcript

Original release date: November 12, 2025

Plot: After learning that Vox has captured Alastor, most of the other overlords join Vox’s side. Vaggie tells Lucifer about what Vox is doing and he decides to try to stop him. Charlie gets Emily’s attention, and several angels visit Hell with the intent to apologize, interrupting a rally held by Vox to do so. However, it backfires when Lucifer tries to intervene and Vox twists the narrative. When Sera admits that she started the Exterminations because of people like Vox, he uses her remark as a declaration of war. Charlie becomes furious at her father, asking him to leave, and has an argument with Vaggie, after the latter calls her out for not listening. Meanwhile, still-imprisoned Alastor begins to put a wrench in Vox’s relationship with Valentino.
Musical numbers :  “Bad With Us”, “Vox Populi”, and “Vox Dei”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

[Katie Killjoy] Good morning, Pentagram City. Today’s top story… infamous loser, Alastor, has been captured by the strong, chiseled arms of sexicon Vox. It leaves us all wondering, what is our TV daddy planning? And you can trust us with your gossip.

[♪ “Bad With Us”]

♪ Holy shit, is this true? ♪

♪ Alastor’s been defeated ♪

♪ By Lucifer? ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Then who? ♪

♪ That self-absorbed TV head ♪

♪ Word is, he gut him fair and square ♪

♪ I heard Vox fucked him with a chair ♪

♪ Either way, it’s seemin’

the Radio Demon’s off the air ♪

♪ I can’t remember

ever seeing power shift this fast ♪

♪ With all his smarmy talk,

I thought Vox was just gassed up ♪

♪ Now he’s surpassed all expectations ♪

♪ Hell as we knew it is through,

he’s shaken the foundations ♪

♪ Now that Vox’s muscles are flexed ♪

♪ who knows what moves

those Vees will make next? ♪

♪ So I’ve had a stroke of luck,

it’s true ♪

♪ But I’m not one to rest on my laurels ♪

♪ What a better time

to reinforce our crew? ♪

♪ Grab an olive branch,

go knock on some doorels ♪

♪ Why should we keep crossing swords? ♪

♪ After all, we’re all overlords ♪

♪ You know you wanna be bad with us ♪

♪ Bad with us ♪

♪ Come and make angels mad with us ♪

♪ So mad with us ♪

♪ And Zeezi? ♪

♪ I hear that Heaven

has some pretty sick venues ♪

♪ Open a club up, make a hubbub,

drop a beat to “amen” to ♪

♪ Hey, Prick and Hatchet, best believe

your gang fights are gonna be batshit ♪

♪ With exorcist blades,

you can fill Heaven with rage ♪

♪ Oh, Maestro, I know ♪

♪ a tranquil realm where you can rest ♪

♪ Hey, Zestial,

there’s old boring shit up there ♪

♪ Books, tea, eldercare ♪

♪ Mi querida, Carmilla…

Are you serious?

Mm, yeah, okay.

♪ It’s the dawn of a new regime ♪

♪ Come on, join the winning team ♪

♪ It’s so much fun to be ♪

♪ bad with us ♪

♪ So bad with us ♪

♪ So fucking bad ♪

♪ with us ♪

♪ Cha cha cha ♪

No.

Stop it.

[whimsical music playing]

[grunts with effort]

[soft grunt]

[aggressive grunt]

[soft grunting]

[panting]

[sighs]

I mean, this is adorable.

Sweetie, what are you doing?

[winded] I’m trying to get Emily’s attention.

She really didn’t give you a way to contact her, huh?

Not really, she just kind of popped up once and I don’t have a way to reach her.

Heaven is closed down or something, so now I just need to get… [grunts] Her… [grunts] Attention!

[grunts] Colors.

Do you think she sees it?

She doesn’t see it, does she?

[groaning]

If it makes you feel better, they look pretty.

Thanks, Vanny.

Mmm, no, that one doesn’t sound right in practice.

Ugh. I’ll keep at it.

[chuckles] Okay.

Thanks, Vaggie.

Ugh! This would just be so much easier with Alastor.

He was supposed to host the hotel, not get himself fucking kidnapped and…

Oh, God, what do you think they’re doing to him, Vaggie?

I’m sure he’s okay.

You know Al, he’s always up to something.

But I have things handled.

Is there anything I can help you with?

I don’t think so, Vaggie.

Look, the only thing that can stop Vox is the proof that Pentious is alive, and that I’m telling everyone the truth.

So, I just need to keep…

[grunts] …trying!

[lighthearted, bombastic music playing]

Stop Vox…?

Hmm.

Oh, I think I know what to do.

[fireworks squealing and popping]

[bouncy, playful music playing]

Oh, Angel.

How was the group therapy session?

Ugh, I-I missed it.

I’ve had a headache all day.

But Husk seems to be enjoying the therapist shit.

Says his “pretending to listen” skills are put to good use.

It was very informative.

I have never heard someone come up with so many ways to say “stupid.”

Adding a few to my personal dictionary.

[voice breaking] I just don’t understand why she left me.

Well, maybe it’s because you’re a moronic, unthinking damn fool.

“Damn fool”!

Who is too nonsensically doltish…

“Doltish.”

To realize that you’re a mindless chuckle-fuck…

[Baxter] “Chuckle-fuck.”

[Husk] …with your constant gormless buffoonery.

Maybe you should try not being a feebleminded…

Ah.

…smooth-brain for once!

“Smoothbrain.”

Yeah. Maybe.

Am I doing therapy right?

I like therapy.

Where’re you headed?

Lucifer.

I need to ask him something.

Oh-ho-ho. Must be important.

Give me the tea later.

[elevator bell dings]

[Lucifer] Hi there. Coming, coming.

Just a minute, I-I’ll be there, I’ll be right there.

I wasn’t doing anything weird, I swear it!

Oh, hey, Charlie’s girlfriend.

What, uh, what brings you here?

Come in, come in, just let me just…

[grunts, clears throat]

[duckies squeaking]

Wow, you really wasted no time, huh, sir?

Aw, call me Daddy.

Wait, no, don’t. Call me Lu.

What, now… What is it you need?

Uh, you’re the king of Hell, right?

♪ Last time…

I checked, why?

Well, I don’t know how much you know about Vox…

Oh, the TV head guy?

Yeah, he’s all over the place.

Guy really likes to hear himself talk, huh?

Have you been, uh, listening to him at all?

Nope.

Well, he’s been hardcore shitting on Charlie and the hotel for weeks.

It’s kind of driving her crazy, and I…

Wait a second. He’s been what?!

Yeah. So, you know, you think you could go over and, like…

I don’t know, smite him or something?

[wheezing laugh]

[laughs, coughs]

Sorry. Oh, Vanastastia, I’ll let you in on a little secret.

I cannot smite him, no.

It’s kinda part of the whole Hell thing.

You see, it isn’t just a place, it’s, uh, it’s a punishment, and mine is that I’m stuck here with all these sinners, can’t kill ’em, can’t do nothing with ’em.

So I just have to ignore them.

They are all mega gross, and not a single one of them has good taste in musical theater.

But Vox doesn’t know that.

What if you go intimidate him?

Bluff a little?

To most of Hell, you’re a pretty big deal.

Eh, I don’t know. [chuckles weakly] Well, I’d ask Alastor, but, you know, he’s unavailable, so…

Oh, no, no, hold a, hold a, hold on, okay?

I can handle any problem afive hundred times better than that dumb, red loudspeaker, okay?

If my little girl is getting harassed by this “Vox” fella, then… [laughs] It is my time to daddy up!

Mm, no. Don’t say it like that.

But great.

[moans weakly]

[grunts]

[moans]

[grunting]

[sobs wearily]

[sighs]

Aww, Charlie.

Sera, we need to talk to her.

Hell needs to sort itself out first.

But…

What good would talking to her do?

I don’t think it’s a good idea.

You’re afraid, aren’t you?

Because you know we owe Hell a massive apology.

I brought cookies!

What is he doing here?

I invited him.

I figured if anyone can help us make these decisions, it’d be best to have an actual Hell expert.

Well, I’m not quite a Hell expert, but, uh, yes, I’m happy to help.

He can’t be here, Emily.

This is important, only the highest angels can…

Well, I’m as high as you, and I say he stays.

[groans] All right.

So, Pentious, what do you think we should do?

My vote is that we should apologize.

Maybe with some gift baskets?

I mean, who doesn’t love gift baskets?

Right?!

Um, yes, well, I’m sure Charlie would… like a gift basket? With chocolat? Oh! Oh! You should throw in a cheese assortment.

Oh. And a cute little plush bear that says “sorry for the violence.”

That would be so cute.

Plus lots of taffies!

On it.

I really don’t think this… is a good idea.

How can the demons accept anything we say after what we’ve done?

Well, Your Highness, a wise woman once told me that it starts with “sorry.”

So, I think it’s worth a try.

[grumbles]

Okay. Bye.

Have fun.

[moaning wearily]

[magical whoosh]

[gasps] [Emily] Charlie!

Emily! Ahh!

It is so good to see you!

Uh, a third time.

Um, are you actually here, or am I really dehydrated?

Definitely dehydrated.

No, silly, we’re really here.

And we bring gifts!

Oh! Are these taffies?

[chuckles] That was my contribution.

Uh, um, is Pen okay? Can I see him?

The snake is fine. He misses you all.

I’m sorry we can’t bring him.

Right.

Well, thanks, guys.

I appreciate this basket thing.

Uh, it’s-it’s very nice.

[sighs]

[screams] Wait! You’re here!

Yes! We are!

I need you tell Hell that Pentious is in Heaven and that Vox is full of shit!

Oh. Sure.

We can do that.

Hold on.

Sorry, it’s just Vox has completely convinced most of Hell that you all are still out to get us and that redemption isn’t real, and that I’m just some crazy person…

What’s a “Vox”?

Yeah, he’s like a guy with a TV for a head?

It’s like about this big…

You know, it’s not important.

Please, I need you to come with me.

I heard Vox has a rally today, a big one.

If we go there, you can apologize in front of his entire crowd, show them all that he’s a liar, and…

And that we’re sorry.

Yes! So sorry!

Yes! Oh, my gosh, yes.

We’re gonna need more gift baskets.

[busy chatter]

[upbeat music playing]

I took off work for this, man, just to see what Vox is gonna say.

[rallygoer] According to a recent poll, Vox is the hottest person in Hell.

How am I looking?

Not bad.

You clean up nice for a TV. [chuckles] I know.

So, uh, you have the dancers ready?

Mmhmm.

And they’re…?

Tens, plus one eight for “diversity.”

Good man.

[wheels rattling]

Are you sure you want to present yourself like this to all of Hell?

Pardon?

Flocked by your partners.

With their far more impressive contribution to your flashy little clown show.

What really are you contributing besides… noise?

[scoffing]

[laughing and stammering]

[laughs] I’m the face?

The face of the revolution.

Where the fuck have you been?

Yes, but still, if that’s all…

You think they could have pulled this off without me?

It’s me who made this happen.

I have the vision.

I have vision.

[scoffs] Sure you do.

Mmhmm…

[both growling]

I should go get the dancers camera-ready.

See you out there?

Absolutely.

A-A-Actually, Val, how about you and Velvette manage backstage?

Can’t have any mistakes in the presentation.

I can handle the crowd.

You don’t want us coming out?

Just not right away.

Don’t worry, you’ll have your time.

Thanks, babe.

Sure… [chuckles sarcastically] “babe.”

See? I’m in charge here.

I suppose it’s something.

Excuses and lies seem to still be your specialty.

I try.

[demonic laughter]

Hello, Pentagram City!

[cheering and whooping]

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

[laughs] Yeah! How are we doing tonight?

[cheering]

[rallygoer] Better now that you’re here.

Well, all right! Fantastic!

Well, I just have to thank you all for coming out to support.

It’s such an honor, a-and can I… oh, just take a moment to say Lilith would be so proud of how strong Hell has become.

“Resist,” am I right?

Come on, let me hear it!

[cheering]

Resist!

Revolt!

I love it!

I’m happy to serve you.

Trust us to take on the angel menace!

[thunder rumbles]

[crowd gasps]

[♪ “Vox Populi”]

[electricity crackling]

♪ You’re acting out

like you want Teacher’s attention ♪

♪ Well, I’m the principal

of this eternal detention ♪

♪ I hope you had your fun,

but, son, it’s time to ring the bell ♪

[laughs] ♪ Dingding ♪

♪ Sinnerman, you’re getting

way too big for your screen ♪

♪ Now I’m here to drop your punishment,

it’s gonna be mean ♪

♪ Just in case y’all had forgotten ♪

♪ who’s the motherfucking king of Hell ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’m the serpent ♪

♪ I’m the flame ♪

♪ The mortal world

is scared to say my name ♪

♪ I am so spooky, I’m the shit ♪

♪ I am a living aspect of the infinite ♪

♪ So, scheme all you want,

Mr. TV-Head-Man ♪

♪ I’m nearly a god, who are you? ♪

♪ Just a dead man ♪

Wow. Super scary.

I see why they give you such a big hat.

Quick thing, though…

♪ It’s curious you stopped by

to fight me nail and tooth ♪

♪ When all I mean to try

is to dispense a dose of truth ♪

[intrigued whispering from crowd]

♪ We sinners do not need a king,

we need someone who understands ♪

[crowd] Yes.

♪ A different kind of despot

bringing respite from divine demands ♪

♪ New order,

like what Lilith had envisioned ♪

♪ when she threatened them ♪

♪ She knew Hell could be great,

and we can make Hell great again ♪

♪ Just imagine

if we could flip the script ♪

♪ Take the fight back way upstairs

and make ’em beg and say their prayers ♪

♪ and what would happen

if we could run the ship? ♪

♪ Hoist the mainsail, paint the decks ♪

Aye, aye!

♪ Have a crew mate to protect,

’cause they want us all divided ♪

♪ That is how they keep us down ♪

♪ We got the guts, we got the chutzpah ♪

Guts! Chutzpah!

♪ We got the means to seize the crown ♪

Yeah!

♪ If you’re not fuckin’ stupid,

then you’ve only got one choice ♪

♪ Me! Vox Populi, the people’s voice ♪

♪ Try to picture if we could ♪

♪ escape this hole ♪

Let’s go!

♪ Never have to live and fear

of days that angels may appear ♪

♪ ‘Cause here’s the kicker,

sinners can save their souls ♪

♪ Not by changing for redemption ♪

♪ but by taking over Heaven ♪

♪ They say Hell’s too populated,

that’s why they exterminate ♪

♪ We got the numbers, we got the thunder ♪

♪ Let’s annex their real estate ♪

Yeah!

♪ If you want to see a new world ♪

♪ raise your fists and make some noise ♪

♪ Hail Vox Populi, the people’s voice ♪

♪ Manifest destiny, long as you invest

…in me, the rest’ll all fit into place… Meanwhile, this “king” thinks all of us peasants should be satisfied with an endless existence of suffering!

Wh-Whoa. Wait. Hold on.

Tell me, Hell, are you satisfied?

No!

Your wife knew it was wrong, Lu.

Maybe that’s why she’s not around anymore.

You mouthy little mortal!

Here it comes!

Smite me! Silence me!

That’s all you angels know how to do!

[growling]

[crowd gasps] You won’t do it.

You’re weak!

They didn’t banish you, they clipped your wings and chained you down here.

Well, I got no chains on me.

Who’s with me?

[cheers]

♪ Let’s unite and fight for a ♪

♪ brand new realm ♪

♪ Brand new realm ♪

♪ We’ll direct our destinies

as one nation under Vees ♪

[laughs] I love it!

♪ ‘Cause happy days are nigh

with Vox at the helm ♪

♪ That’s me ♪

♪ Future’s never tasted sweeter ♪

Oh, yeah!

♪ Thanks to our charming leader,

every sinner can be a winner ♪

♪ Let’s take our fates

to the pearly gates ♪

♪ We can have the keys

if we trust the Vees ♪

♪ Give applause,

Hell has cause to rejoice ♪

[all] ♪ Hail Vox Populi,

the people’s voice ♪

[cheering]

[crowd gasps]

Uh… hello.

Oh, my God! They’re here to silence me!

[horn toots]

[rallygoers gasp] No, no, no, no, no.

We’re here to apologize.

We are sorry.

Oh! Oh, really? You’re sorry?

For what exactly?

For… everything.

For allowing the extermination of your people.

Oh, just that? And what do you have here?

Are those gift baskets?

[laughing]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[laughs] No, wait, wait.

You… You are apologizing for genocide with gift baskets?

[laughing]

Uh, they have assorted taffies in them.

Like, really good taffies.

Oh, you hear that, folks?

These angels think our lives are worth “really good taffies.”

That’s what a sinner’s soul is worth to Heaven, huh?

[booing]

[rallygoer] I don’t like that at all!

No, that doesn’t sit right with me! No!

No, I… That’s not…

Emily?

Tell us all the real reason you’re here.

You are here to flaunt your power in front of us because you can’t stand that Hell managed to land a pretty damn big hit on you, didn’t we?

[cheering]

How dare you, fucking demonic filth?

No, that’s not it at all.

We wanted to apologize.

What we did was wrong.

Again with the apology.

After everything Heaven did to us?

Why would any of us forgive you?

[rallygoer] No, why would we even forgive you?

[shouting and booing]

Yeah, get the fuck out of here!

Why would we forgive you?

That’s not what we do in Hell.

Yeah, what he said.

Wowie wow. A lot of negativity here.

Hollow, vapid words, mocking us with trinkets, thinking that could ever make up for our fallen sinner brethren.

Taunting us with how little we matter to them.

[cheering angrily]

[rallygoer] They think we don’t matter?

I’m madder than I thought I could be!

[chanting] We matter!

We matter! We matter!

That’s not…

Do you know how many sinners died in each extermination?

Thousands.

[crowd gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

What?

No, not the pictures. Stop.

That’s not what this is.

First Lucifer threatens us.

Now this?

Wait, what? Dad?

You do not see me. I am magical…

Dad?!

[tire screech sound effect]

[duck quacks]

I’m not here. You’re dreaming.

This is a dream. Bye.

Well, we think you are full of shit!

Hell will rise!

Yeah!

[chanting] Hell will rise! Hell will rise!

Hell will rise! Hell will rise!

[gasps] Stop.

[rallygoer] Hell… Rise…

Oh, I messed it up, guys.

Please, just back up.

[rallygoer] And now I can’t get back into it.

Okay, everybody, stop. Please.

I… I don’t…

We don’t… I…

Oh, gosh.

Geez, this isn’t going how we wanted at all.

Enough!

[gasping]

[triumphant choir music playing]

Sinners like you are the reason I allowed for the extermination in the first place.

Power-hungry and violent.

This angel admits it.

She called the extermination to silence the sinners speaking out, empowering each other.

You did it to keep us down.

[♪ “Vox Dei”]

♪ Well, we are not gonna ♪

♪ be kept down anymore ♪

♪ Consider this

a declaration of holy war ♪

♪ I’ve woken up the people ♪

♪ to the lies you angels tell ♪

♪ When we pay you a visit

we won’t be bringing baskets ♪

♪ We’ll be bringing decimation

that’ll put you in caskets ♪

♪ I’ll show you what it means to be ♪

♪ the motherfucking king of Hell ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’m the furor, I’m immense ♪

♪ I am the avatar of your consequence ♪

♪ I’m your omega, I’m the flood ♪

♪ I am the nightmare you made

when you spilled our blood ♪

♪ So cower and hide,

find a rope you can swing from ♪

♪ Go say your goodbyes, to your lives ♪

♪ to your kingdom ♪

[Vox laughing]

No, no, no! No, wait!

No! Please. Come back.

[laughing hoarsely]

[chuckling] Hey, d-don’t fly too far.

[laughs] Yes, I love playing with you…

Oh! Hello! By the look on your face, I’d say the gift baskets were a major success.

Um… something, uh… not chill happened down there.

What?

Hell declared war.

I… I’m sorry.

Uh…

[crying]

Oh…

Oh, no.

[authoritative orchestral music playing]

No, no, no, please, don’t leave.

I promise things aren’t as bad as they’re making them out to be.

Please.

Fuck.

Where the fuck is my dad?!

What?

Dad! I know you’re here.

[Lucifer] Uh, no, I’m not.

Dad, what the fuck were you thinking?

You threatened Vox?

Sweetie, I promise I was just trying to help, okay?

You see, Vavnu over there told me you were having trouble with this guy and…

I’m sorry, what?!

Wait, hold on. What happened?

He ruined everything is what happened.

The angels were here to set things right, but thanks to him… and, apparently, you…

Vox was able to spin it, again!

Charlie, that’s what Vox does.

I thought if your dad could at least get him to back down, you’d stop caring.

Well, why didn’t you ask me?

Because you aren’t listening to me.

You’re hyper-fixating on what he’s saying about you.

Because he’s hurting the hotel, he is ruining…

Charlie!

You are hurting the hotel!

I know it sucks what Vox is doing, but you’re playing his game.

What? How can you even say that?

Are you not on my side?

I am, but being on your side means telling you the truth.

I am worried about you.

Well, don’t be.

If you don’t care about what I’m trying to do, then I can just do it myself.

Fine. If you want to bury your head in the bullshit, be my guest.

[Vaggie grunts angrily]

[grumbling in Spanish]

Ugh.

I think you should leave, Dad.

You have fucked things up for me enough.

[sniffles, sighs]

Okay.

[slow, sad music playing]

♪♪

[phone beeps]

[automated voice] The account holder on this line is unavailable, or they’re avoiding you. Leave a message.

[beeps]

[upbeat music playing]

[neighing]

[whip cracks]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E06 – Scream Rain | Transcript

Original release date: November 12, 2025

Plot: Vox talks with Carmilla, who reluctantly agrees to build a weapon for his war with Heaven, as his relationship with the other Vees strains. As Charlie and Vaggie continue to argue, Husk quits. Charlie and Vaggie try to talk to Carmilla, who blames them for starting the war. Husk heads to a casino, where he encounters Angel Dust in drag, and they apologize to each other. He returns to being the bartender of the hotel. Charlie and Vaggie reconcile back at the hotel, with Charlie tearfully admitting her fears of pushing people away. Angel Dust meets with Valentino and Vox and a motel, and the latter reveals that he has been controlling Angel Dust through hypnosis to serve as a spy. Using Charlie’s voice, he calls Lucifer to meet at a discreet location.
Musical numbers :  “Love in a Bottle”, “Losin’ Streak”, and “Easy”

Just over seven years ago, Lilith had a dream.

With her song, she rallied the sinners of Hell to attack Heaven in an effort to liberate us.

But before she could wage her war, she disappeared.

I merely wish to finish what she started.

A strong woman like yourself can relate, I’m sure, Ms. Carmine.

I thought I had made my position clear.

I have no interest in engaging in this war or assisting your disrespectful crew, Vox.

Hmm, funny you mention that.

See, my associate, Velvette here, came along today specifically to apologize about her childish actions at your last overlord meeting.

She meant no harm.

Did you, Velvette?

That’s right.

I spoke out of turn.

F… forgive me.

See, she’s sorry.

You should cut her some slack.

You know, she’s still pretty new to the overlord biz.

Noted. But that doesn’t change things.

I have nothing more to negotiate with the man bringing angels to my doorstep.

Mm. Are you sure that’s me?

If I recall, it was… you who armed Charlie to slay the angels in the first place.

Those were different circumstances.

Was it, though?

Because I’m just picking up where you guys left off.

See, you sit up here in your creepy factory, thinking you’re above this war, when, really, you’re the one who started it.

Make no mistake, Carmilla.

War is coming.

You’re either with me or against me.

And when the first shot fires, whose side do you want to be on?

Heaven’s?

You think they won’t come for you?

The one that supplied the princess with the knife that killed their leader.

Help me protect Hell, Carmilla, and I’ll help you… protect them.

I’ll build your weapon.

Way to throw me under the fucking bus back there, V.

So much for “just fake an apology.”

Oh, come on, Velvette, we got the deal, didn’t we?

Besides, you did manage to fuck up the one overlord meeting I let you do on my behalf.

So, uh, maybe you should reflect a little, m-mkay?

Fucking motherfucker!

Carmilla, you surrendered yourself to the media overlord?

You know he doth profess allegiance to Hell, but his true alliance lies only with himself.

This is not about sides, Zestial.

You know better than to pay heed to his words.

This path will lead to only ruin.

The angels are coming, Zestial, and I can’t… I won’t lose anyone else.

My loyalty is to my own. My girls.

You.

Do what you must, but I shan’t join you in this conquest.

My truest wish is that you cometh to thine senses posthaste.

For when you do, I shall return to your side.

Zestial, I…

Don’t worry.

It’ll be back working in a minute.

This just in: a historic deal has been struck between Voxtek and Carmine Industries.

What? Oh, come on.

This is such an exciting partnership.

With Carmine’s innovation with angel weaponry, who knows what this could mean for the war efforts?

Voxtek loves women in STEM.

And now for Hell’s weather forecast: scream rain.

Guys, are you hearing this?

I know, right?

Rain has no business screaming like that.

I told you, Princess, I’m done playing therapist.

I ain’t good at it.

Maybe you should ask Little Miss Can’t Pick a Fucking Name.

She’s the one running the place.

Hmm, well, I don’t really want to speak to her right now.

Besides, she’s perfectly fine doing whatever she wants behind my back.

Well, Husk, if you see Charlie, can you let her know I’ve been doing everything around the hotel already? So… it’s not like it’ll make a difference.

Well, Husk, if you see Vaggie, can you explain that hotel duties don’t include inciting a war?

Enough! I’m so fucking done with this petty high school bullshit.

I’m out!

Whoa. Wait. What?

No, no, no, you can’t leave.

The… the bar needs you.

Too bad.

Alastor’s gone, so I’m gone.

I got no reason to stick around.

Hey. What about Angel?

What about him? He’s a grownup.

He doesn’t need me.

Great, now someone has to take over the bar, too.

Fuck my life.

Hmm, I wonder who that’s gonna be.

Could this day get any worse?

Uh…

And with Carmilla’s aid, we can finally fulfill Lilith’s dream.

She started this resistance to take back our power by force.

She wanted blood, now let’s spill some blood. Resist!

My mom never wanted violence.

She empowered sinners. Peaceful protest.

There was no blood!

I can’t believe Carmilla would side with that lowlife garbage.

I have to talk to her.

I have to talk to her.

We should both go. Niffty…

I can’t believe I’m saying this… you’re in charge.

Hooray!

Rise, children.

It’s time.

I don’t have a gambling problem.

What, do you have a problem?

Oh, my fucking God.

That was my fucking Hell mortgage on my Hell house!

Fuck!

Fuck!

This place hasn’t changed a bit.

One game can’t hurt.

Give me some luck, doll.

Gonna win big this time, I can feel it.

Lucky sevens! Yeah! Yeah, baby, that’s it!

Now, this is where I’m meant to be.

♪ You know, it’s been such a long time ♪

♪ since I’ve been out on my own ♪

♪ Bittersweet ♪

♪ to be so free and so alone ♪

♪ It kind of feels like the wrong time ♪

♪ to feel sorry for myself ♪

♪ Makes you wanna drink ♪

♪ till you feel like you are

someone else ♪

♪ Then another ♪

♪ then another and another

and another and another ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don’t need love

when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you’re bluffing,

double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Get the top shelf, double rocks,

pour the Scotch ♪

♪ I’ve missed the tune

of tumblers clinking ♪

♪ Deal me in, kick the sin up a notch ♪

♪ Diving in quicksand’s

faster than sinking ♪

♪ I’m leaving behind all of the cares ♪

♪ that I’ve been overthinking ♪

♪ Find friends in my wine ♪

♪ Stay unawares

just as long as I’m drinking ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don’t need love

when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you’re bluffing,

double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Love is in the ice of the beholder ♪

♪ Gin never lies or fucks you over ♪

♪ It goes down the same every time ♪

♪ you need someone to hand your chips ♪

♪ Go all in and abandon ship ♪

♪ You’re jumping for the water,

and it’s all a hundred proof ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don’t need love

when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you’re bluffing,

double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Can’t have love

when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Home in a bottle, numb in a bottle ♪

♪ I don’t need nothing

that’s not from a bottle ♪

Another round!

Just let me do the talking.

She listens to me.

Well, my dad listened to you, and look where that got us.

I don’t have time for this lesbian drama.

What is it you want?

I thought you stood with us!

You, you can’t work with Vox.

You’re working for the man!

He’s an insane person.

The TV man!

I mean, literal garbage.

Carmilla, this is not what my mom wanted.

We should never go to war.

Heaven doesn’t want to hurt us anymore.

They know that there’s a better way.

How do you know Heaven is no longer a threat when Vox just declared a war?

They won’t just surrender.

We don’t, but we just learned the hotel works.

Why start a war now? Why join Vox now?

The same reason I supplied you all with the weapons to defend yourselves.

When a fight is to come, I will protect my own.

You are the ones who asked me for the way to fight back, you made the stand, you killed their leader.

You started this war.

Why do you still insist on Heaven being the answer when you know firsthand what they are capable of?

Because…

I…

Because we should never let ourselves become them.

My mother believed that there was…

Lilith is gone.

Her beliefs don’t matter.

What matters is, war is coming and I am choosing the winning side.

Now, this is living.

Not wasting my life working behind some bar.

Good booze, nobody wanting nothing from me, and a song sung by a lovely broad.

Here’s to you, baby.

Angel?!

Oh, shit.

♪ It’s been so very long ♪

♪ since Lady Luck kissed you ♪

♪ Still, you listen for her song ♪

♪ and pray that she missed you ♪

♪ Dead inside ’cause you know ♪

♪ it’s all pretend ♪

♪ Close your eyes

’cause you’re going off ♪

♪ the deep end again ♪

♪ You’re living for the rush,

for that royal flush ♪

♪ but you take what you can get ♪

♪ You play your final ace

for a pretty face ♪

♪ Tastes like Scotch and cigarettes ♪

♪ And you can’t help falling ♪

♪ going all in ♪

♪ though your odds are bleak ♪

♪ Till you break your losing ♪

♪ streak ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ You’re living for the rush ♪

♪ for that royal flush ♪

♪ but the next best thing will do ♪

♪ You want to spend your chips ♪

♪ on these rosy lips ♪

♪ trying to get me next to you ♪

♪ ‘Cause you can’t help

needing to believe ♪

♪ in finding what you seek ♪

♪ till you break your ♪

♪ losing ♪

Good luck out there, boys.

Wow, that-that was… that was hot.

Wait, does that make me gay? Am I…?

I’m not gay, am I?

Throw more ass.

Too saggy.

I want that full extension on the leg.

Is that how big it gets?

I’m sorry, but it needs to be bigger.

Mmhmm.

Everyone out.

What do you want, Vox?

I’m already struggling to find a costar that can keep up with Angel and…

You read my mind.

That’s actually why I’m here.

I may need to borrow Angel Dust for a bit.

And before you say anything, just wait till you hear me out.

The next part of my plan is gonna make the princess kill herself.

Our plan. Mine, and Velvette’s, too.

Or did you forget?

I’m not gonna wait in the wings again while you and Angel take center stage.

Oh, Val.

Is that jealousy I hear?

Come now, Val, we have been partners… in-in business for decades.

You know it’s all just metrics.

We got to push the fan favorites to the front to give ’em more screen time.

It means nothing in the long run.

Just do me this little, tiny, little favor, and, you know, I have the next few hours free.

Maybe we could… fuck around.

I don’t see this part in the script.

Funny how you make time for us when you need something, hmm?

V-Velvette, I was just about to fill you in.

We were just, uh, t-talking.

Hmm, seemed more like begging to me.

I don’t beg.

I was clearly demanding.

Valentino, you will listen and you will call Angel Dust here tonight.

No questions.

Ugh, get off me. You know that freaky eye shit doesn’t work on me.

Plus I don’t even know why you’re asking.

You just do whatever the fuck you want anyway, all for your stupid fucking plan, right?

And this whole thing, it’s getting old fast, Vox.

Ay, ya no puedo con este, ay, que estupido demonio…

You know I can’t understand you when you speak that island language, Val.

Anyone else got shit to say?

I’m from fucking Florida.

Ow!

Fucking dick.

Ha. Nice Shot, Val.

No, no, no, no.

Stop…

Come over here. Okay, okay.

Fat Nuggets, come here, come here.

You little bitch. Stop!

Drop it! Drop it!

Drop it or you’re bacon, you bitch.

Niffty.

Niffty, I told you to watch over the hotel.

What have you been doing the whole time?

This.

Baxter fixed them.

Now they have fingers and lungs so they can play instruments.

Oh, that’s kind of impressive, actually.

Now what?

Huh.

So that’s where all the blankets went.

Charlie?

Are you okay?

I thought about what you said the other day.

About me hyper-fixating on all the lies about me, about my mom, and… you were right.

So…

Oh.

Fat Nuggets sat on the icing.

Yeah, we cannot eat that.

It’s okay.

I know it’s been hard on you.

I just also know it was only making things worse to engage with it.

And it’s hard sometimes to feel like you aren’t hearing me.

But I just want you to know it’s okay.

I still love you.

But it’s not okay.

I got so caught up in all the drama and my mom.

Look, this hotel was my way of finishing what she started, and I think I’ve been trying so hard to hold on to it because if I can make it work, maybe she’d be… proud of me.

And maybe she’d come back and tell me what I did to make her leave.

But all I’ve done is drive everyone away.

Pentious, Husk, Alastor, my dad. Everybody leaves.

And now Vox is declaring a war, and Carmilla’s right, I started it, and I’m a hypocrite and my dreams are gonna die.

♪ Shut up, you know that I love you ♪

♪ but that’s enough of this spiral ♪

♪ Some of your dreams haven’t come true ♪

♪ Well, here’s how we’ll break the cycle ♪

♪ Your hand, my hand, your body and mine ♪

♪ They can withstand the firing line ♪

♪ ‘Cause anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

♪ can do anything, baby ♪

♪ You and me don’t need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

♪ I appreciate all that ♪

♪ We’ll get through it ♪

♪ But we need our friends to come back ♪

♪ We can do it ♪

♪ You’re my pillar, my heart’s fulfiller ♪

♪ but there’s no way

this lining’s silver ♪

♪ Everyone’s gone, we’re facing a war ♪

♪ We can’t get in touch

with anyone anymore and ♪

♪ Shut up, you know that I love you ♪

♪ but you’re forgetting who we are ♪

♪ In a pit that doesn’t let sun through ♪

♪ somehow we managed to see stars ♪

♪ Your heart, my heart

when I am with you ♪

♪ Two souls, one goal, we’ll never lose ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ ‘Cause ♪

♪ Anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

♪ can do anything, baby ♪

♪ You and me don’t need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

♪ Anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

♪ can do anything, baby ♪

♪ Easy ♪

♪ You and me don’t need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

Boobs are boobs, baby, yeah.

You know I’m always saying that, yeah.

Hey, loser.

Finally living up to your name, huh?

I didn’t know you performed here.

I’m a man of many jobs.

One of ’em, being a woman.

Well, I quit.

Wow. Uh, I-I mean, I-I guess since Alastor ain’t around anymore, you don’t really need to, but, um, still…

That hotel’s a bigger mess than we are.

Yeah.

I think my botched redemption arc was proof of that.

Sorry for pushing you into that.

Should’ve realized it was a…

Eh, it’s fine.

I’ve accepted that redemption’s not really for people like me.

Are you still mad I saved your life?

I wasn’t really mad. I…

I’m just not worth saving.

This, this here is what I’m meant for.

Just a sad drunk at a bar.

And I’m just a sex worker in a dress whose lunch was three cigarettes.

To being us.

Oh, speaking of other jobs, I got a film shoot.

See you at the hotel tonight, Whiskers.

No, no, no, you won’t.

Yeah, I will.

Hey, so is this line more like a… or a “Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No! Yes”?

Change of plans.

You were bought out for the night.

In there.

Oh? Uh, well, okay, I-I’ll…

Do I collect for you, or-or have they paid?

I’ll do my best, Daddy.

The fuck?

Oh? You shy, big boy?

You want me to come find you?

Or are you just like really small or something?

Oh.

Vox.

What are you…

Sorry for the sudden visit.

I just need to borrow that empty little head of yours.

I’d like to see you fucking try.

Mm.

I’ve been wanting to do that for so fucking long, you stubborn fucking whore.

More trouble than you’re worth.

Sure glad I found a use for you.

Ah, it’s almost cute how you scream every time.

What?

Oh, poor little Angel Dust.

How do you think I was always one step ahead of the princess?

Or how I knew the angels were coming?

Or that Lucifer couldn’t do anything to me?

Think back. Any late-night jobs you can’t quite remember?

There wasn’t a moment I haven’t been watching.

Charlie ain’t looking too good under pressure. We did it!

Redemption is possible, Vaggie!

Give me the tea later.

I’ll let you in on a little secret. I cannot smite him. What? No.

I-I would never…

Oh, but you already did.

You’ve been a wonderful spy for me, Angel Dust.

But I think your time at the hotel has come to an end.

Aw, don’t look so upset.

Velvette’s gonna make sure you look great for your presentation.

Angel!

I, uh, I thought about our talk.

Hey, look who’s back.

Well, somebody needs to keep you guys drunk.

Where’s Angel at?

I don’t fucking know.

Should’ve been back by now, though, ’cause clearly nobody’s fed Fat fucking Nuggets.

Have they, little fat one, huh?

Hasn’t been answering my texts either.

Hmm.

Something ain’t right.

That-That’s nice, Niffty. Good job.

Yes.

Good job, Niffty.

No matter what’s ahead, we’ve faced impossible odds before.

Together, we can do it again.

Thank you, Vaggie.

For keeping the faith that I lost control of.

Don’t you, don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t you…

Oh, you bitch.

Yuck. Oh, don’t…

Oh, come on, don’t.

Don’t, Sir Quackington, no!

Huh?

Oh!

Charlie, my lovely daughter who I love and miss.

Uh, eh, what’s popping?

Dad, I need to talk to you. I’ll send you my location, okay?

Uh, uh, of course.

Yeah, I’ll be there right away.

I’m such a good dad.

Looks like we got our power source.

The fuck? What the fuck was that?

Bento.

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E07 – Weapon of Mass Distraction | Transcript

Original release date: November 19, 2025

Plot: Vox captures Lucifer using angelic steel so he can be the power source for his cannon. Using a brainwashed Angel, he broadcasts his message, giving Sera 24 hours to surrender or face war. The cannon successfully fires into Heaven, destroying the gate. He then invites Charlie to the celebration, wanting all of Hell to recognize him. After a talk with Pentious, Sera decides to send Emily to help stop things peacefully, but has Lute prepare the troops in case she fails. At the hotel, Charlie and the others prepare for their final stand against Vox.
Musical numbers :  “Brighter”, “Live to Live”, and “When I Think About the Future”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

♪ Dododo ♪

♪ My daughter loves me ♪

♪ I am the best dad ever ♪

♪ Best dad in Hell, yeah ♪

♪ Best dad ever ♪

♪ Amazingmazing dad, uh ♪

♪ Every day’s Father’s Day

with me, yeah ♪

Charlie? Charlie?

Your father has arrived.

[chuckles]

Ready to give you a… just a big ol’ apapapology. [chuckles] I am so sorry, Charlie.

Please don’t give up on me.

Ooh!

Is that… Is this for me, honey?

You, uh, you want your ol’ padre to kick it right here or somethin’?

Can do.

I can kick it!

[chuckles] You know?

The whole serial killer aesthetic is new, but, uh, you know, whatever you’re into.

Got to follow those dreams, right?

Uh-huh.

[buzzing] Oh!

Um, okay. All right.

Mmhmm. Uh…

Okay.

Uh… [grunting] Uh… [laughs nervously] You got me, Charlie. You-you…

[chuckles] I know.

Is this one of those pranks?

Are you pranking me right now?

That’s so fun!

[chuckles in Charlie’s voice] Sorry, Dad.

This isn’t a prank.

[normal voice] It’s a takeover.

Hey. Wait, you’re…

You’re not Charlie.

Haha. Real cute.

Very amusing.

Tell you what, let me go now and I won’t smite you and…

Wait. Red guy?

Lucifer. Lou! Lucy.

Come on, buddy, we’re past all that, remember?

We both know you can’t harm sinners.

Uh-huh. Explains the showboating.

Let me guess… uh, the bellhop told you that one.

Host! And, no, it seems he figured it out because you’re sloppy with your secrets.

Sloppy? Oh, when I get out of here, I will show you sloppy, you… [growls] Hey! Could you both shut up? Please?

This is my moment. [laughs] I own you!

I own the Radio Demon!

I own Hell!

And there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

[cackling]

Yeah, okay. Whatever gets you off, guy.

Not to kink-shame, but, you know, I am married.

Still. I think.

Oof, that’s kind of snug.

[chuckles, grunts]

You like it?

It’s angelic metal from my new friend Carmilla Carmine.

Yeah. Nice name drop.

I have no idea who that is.

Well, you see, she is…

Yeah, nobody cares, man!

Look, uh, I don’t know what you’re planning, but it won’t work, okay?

You’re garbage. That’s why you’re in Hell.

You were a failure in life, and you’re a failure now. Okay?

Oh, Lucifer, you should be much more worried than that.

Ha! Why?

It’s not like there’s anything you can do to kill me.

Oh, I’m counting on it.

[dramatic music playing]

Failure.

I’ll show you failure.

That’s it for today. And, remember, trust us with your weather!

[♪ “Brighter”]

♪ Rome wasn’t built in a day ♪

♪ You got to climb a little higher ♪

♪ to the top of the display ♪

♪ Where there’s a will, there’s a way ♪

♪ You just got to slit a throat or two ♪

♪ to make the weak obey ♪

Today we mourn the loss of one of our own.

[crying] But our commitment to the truth is as strong as ever.

Remember, trust us with your news.

♪ If you want it, just take it ♪

♪ The world’s yours, don’t waste it ♪

♪ Go make the stars align to shine ♪

♪ brighter, brighter than the heavens

in the skies above ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ You’ll be brighter ♪

[yells]

♪ Going supernova, all the eyes look up ♪

♪ at you, at you, brighter ♪

And a big thank you to my producers for giving me this chance.

I know I have some mighty big shoes to fill, but, I promise, you can trust me with your entertainment.

♪ It’s not a shot in the dark ♪

♪ Not up to chance if you’ve got plans ♪

♪ You’ll cancel every question mark ♪

♪ Fish like to swim next to sharks ♪

♪ Yeah, you eat or you get eaten ♪

♪ and you’re feasting on their hearts ♪

They’re calling me a god, Bob!

You got to strike while the iron’s hot.

Leave the channel to me.

I’ll bring in more new blood than you’ll know what to do with. Come on!

Trust me with your network.

♪ Shine brighter ♪

♪ Brighter than the heavens

in the skies above ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ You’ll be brighter ♪

♪ Going supernova, all the eyes look up ♪

♪ at you, at you, brighter ♪

The other studios want to feed you the same old crap everyone’s seen before.

You want newer, you want bigger, you want brighter!

♪ Brighter! ♪

I will be your voice, and we will redefine what it means to rule the airwaves.

Trust me, and your future will be brighter!

♪ Brighter! ♪

Now who’s ready to be baptized into a new era of entertainment?!

♪ Brighter! ♪

[shrieking]

♪ Finally I’ll show them

what I’m meant to be ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Brighter ♪

♪ They won’t believe their eyes

when I bring them to their knees ♪

♪ to worship me ♪

♪ Brighter ♪

[electricity cracks]

[Charlie] Where are you, Dad? [sighs] Dad, where are you?

Come on. Pick up.

[beep] [groans] Where could he be?

He never ignores my calls.

Mm. You did kind of let him have it the last time you spoke.

I know. And I feel awful.

Look, look. I apologized 14 times, and I sent a whole flock of duck emojis.

Let me just try him one more time. I think… [gasps]

[TV beeps]

[Vaggie] What the fuck?

[announcer] Stand by for an emergency Voxtek announcement. Do you guys know what this is about?

[Angel Dust] Demons of Hell, I am famous porn star Angel Dust.

You may know me from such films as Step Brother Gets Stuck in a Hula Hoop. But what you may not know is that I was the first guest at the Hazbin Hotel.

And I am here to tell you that the hotel is a joke.

The princess wants you to believe that peace is an option.

But take it from someone who already fought the angels once… the only way we can save ourselves is by fighting back.

[cheering] And the only way to fight back is by following the Vees. Thank you, Angel.

It’s great to have you with us.

Why would he say that?

Angel?

My fellow demons, we find ourselves at the turn of the tide.

In the years following Lilith’s uprising, we have found ourselves at the mercy of the armies of Heaven.

For years, we have stood by, watching our brothers and sisters die the eternal death, thinking there was nothing we could do to stop it.

The one good thing Morning star’s little hotel did was show us that we could defend ourselves.

[cheering]

But now, thanks to us, the Vees, you no longer have to live in fear.

Because now, thanks to me, we finally have a weapon that can take the fight to them and complete the mission…

[gasping] our dear queen began almost a decade ago.

I present to you the Might of Lilith!

Wait, that’s what it looks like?

Ew. I don’t like it.

[groans] Come on.

What the hell?

The hell is that?

[Husk whispers] Those motherfuckers.

Ooh, so big.

Fascinating.

Oh, fuck.

We’re too late.

Should we see if the neighbors are home?

[cheering] Knock, knock!

[cackling]

Can the angels come out to play?

[sighs, groaning]

[powering up]

Ooh. [laughs] That tickles. That’s…

Oh, that’s a bad tickle.

Oh, that’s a bad tickle!

Bad tickle! Oh!

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming, gasping]

[overlapping shouting]

This was supposed to be the good place!

Wha?

What’s happening?!

♪♪

[explosive rumbling]

[bell tolls]

[Vox/Valentino/Velvette] Holy shit.

[all] Holy shit!

Holy shit!

[cackling] Hey there, Heaven. It’s about time we had a little chat. As you can see, we’ve been a bit busy down here since your last visit. You know, we’ve been hearing for so long about how the grass is greener on your side of the fence that we thought maybe we should come over and see for ourselves. And, heck, if we like it enough, we might just decide to stay. Now, you might have some silly ideas about fighting us off, but, don’t forget, there are a lot more of us than there are of you. So guess what, Seraphim, you have 24 hours to surrender the Kingdom of Heaven to me, or you’ll have a front row seat to the next extermination.

Extermination?

Oh! We’re going to die! [crying] What-What’s he talking about?

Run! Where do we run?

Extermination?

[gasping, panicked chatter]

What’s he talking about, extermination?

[panicked chatter continues]

Sera. Sera, please help us.

[overlapping chatter] What are we going to do? Make a decision.

What’s the plan? What’s the plan?

[screeching]

Welp, we’re fucked.

There’s no way they don’t kill us all now.

[hyperventilating] Charlie?

[Cherri] What do we do?

Get ready to fight?

No. We only fought them before because they came for us.

This time, we hunker down and we wait this out.

Uh, I-I can’t remember how to breathe.

Is she gonna be all right?

[panting] She’ll be fine.

Let’s get this place secured. Go on.

Come on, baby. Let’s get inside.

[Lute] You need to give the order, Sera.

[Emily] Sera, you have to let me talk to Charlie…

It’s time for our troops to go down there and wipe them all out for good.

[Abel] Oh, my stars. This is so beyond my pay grade…

Leave no soul standing in all of Hell.

[overlapping shouting] How do you expect me to handle an actual apocalypse?

I-I haven’t even been trained…

It’s not right! Lute, you can’t be serious.

These are people, human souls…

The threat Adam warned you about is greater than ever, and we have a duty to the people of Heaven.

You need to make this decision now!

We need to appeal to their better selves.

[overlapping shouting]

[Abel] Who am I kidding?

They’re all perfect!

Enough!

[chatter stops]

[exhales]

I… I must pray on this.

You’re infecting your sister with your weakness.

The answer here is clear.

How can you even say that?

This is Heaven.

We need to be the good guys.

You know what?

I think you both make some good points.

No, she doesn’t!

No, she doesn’t!

[somber music playing]

Sera?

Are you… all right?

Pentious, you aren’t allowed back here.

Who let you through?

Well, I’m quite stealthy and, well, everybody’s busy screaming.

You look distressed.

Is there any way I can be of assistance?

[wry chuckle] Be of assistance?

To a Seraphim?

Do you have any idea the weight of my position, what I need to do, the souls I hold in my hands?

Do you even grasp what I truly am?

Someone who could maybe use a friend to talk to?

Perhaps you’re right.

Pentious, it’s my duty to enforce the judgment of Heaven, to nurture and protect those that deserve it, to preserve the separation between the righteous and the wicked.

There was never supposed to be any doubt in who was deserving or not.

And now you’re here.

Demons are at the gates, and everyone is looking to me to know what to do.

But how can I?

How can I know who to judge when so many that might have been saved have been slain because of me?

How can you even explain humans having enough innate goodness to be redeemed while they take part in actions as vile as this?

They’re scared.

What?

[♪ “Live to Live”]

♪ Humans are afraid ♪

♪ all of us, all the time ♪

♪ Mortality’s a blade ♪

♪ swinging with no reason ♪

♪ no rhyme ♪

♪ When you’re that scared ♪

♪ teeth are that bared ♪

♪ ready to say anything,

do any sin to any man ♪

♪ just so you can live

to see a ray of sunshine ♪

♪ through the haze of the morning ether ♪

♪ Live to fail a million times ♪

♪ until you finally yell “Eureka!” ♪

♪ Praying you’ll find a way,

make it another day ♪

♪ see your dreams through ♪

♪ Some would kill to live to ♪

♪ live again tomorrow ♪

♪ In the battle with Adam,

you feared your death ♪

Yes.

♪ But fear didn’t drive you ♪

♪ to wickedness ♪

♪ You were brave ♪

♪ You sacrificed yourself

to save another’s life ♪

♪ Something had changed in you ♪

♪ deep within ♪

♪ How does a guilty soul shed their sin? ♪

♪ It starts with “sorry” ♪

♪ Though it cannot just end there ♪

♪ I learned from Charlie ♪

♪ First, you must prove you care ♪

♪ Mistakes are innate

to being human and alive ♪

♪ We fall, we repent, we survive ♪

♪ There’s hope for us all as we strive ♪

♪ To live to earn my own redemption ♪

♪ It starts with “sorry” ♪

♪ Lead the realms to a better new day ♪

♪ Live to end the cosmic tension ♪

♪ It starts with Charlie ♪

♪ Pursue a peace before it’s too late ♪

♪ If it prevents the fight,

then I must make things right ♪

♪ That’s what I’ll do,

so no one kills to ♪

♪ live to… ♪

♪ live again tomorrow ♪

[ominous music playing]

You didn’t tell me it was gonna blast the gates straight off its bleedin’ hinges.

Well, what can I say?

I like a little extra razzmatazz in my reveals.

Next time, warn me.

I could have had 20 versions of #pearlygate trending Pentagramwide if you’d given more than ten seconds of lead time.

We still need more people’s support to take on Heaven.

Don’t worry about that.

What I want you focused on is getting a little soiree planned for tomorrow.

I want all the overlords there to witness my moment of triumph.

Don’t you mean “our moment”?

Of course.

And make sure Val’s there.

Val’s still pretty pissed at you.

Well, I guess that’s just tough fucking shit, isn’t it?!

Tell him I expect him there early and wearing something nice.

We need to have a united front against Heaven.

Whatever you say, Vox.

She’s right, you know.

Oh, yeah? About what?

Do you really think you’re powerful enough to take on all of Heaven?

Sweetheart, you haven’t even proven that you’re the strongest in Hell.

Why do you think so many have yet to fall in line?

I was strong enough to beat you, wasn’t I?

Only with the help of your little friends.

I captured Lucifer.

Using information you got from a borrowed spy.

I punched a hole in Heaven!

With a device invented and developed by Carmilla Carmine.

I must say, the way you’ve been begging for help all around Hell, it’s pathetic.

You couldn’t even get Charlie to admit you bested her.

Oh, I can change that.

How?

Inviting her to your little party?

Cute, but she’d never come.

And even if she did, there’s nothing you could do to break that girl’s spirit.

You have no idea what I’m capable of.

Just watch, Alastor.

I’ll get her here, on camera, in front of all of Hell, bowing before me.

Just imagine it. [chuckles] A member of the royal family endorsing me as I finish what her mother started.

You can’t write a more inspiring story than that.

[laughs]

What a fantasy!

She’ll never admit to Hell she was wrong.

It’s what makes her so entertaining to watch.

But, hey, test your luck with Heaven if you want.

When you’re dead, I’ll be free again.

We’ll see.

[cackling]

[sighs] He is too easy.

[Sera] I have made my choice.

Lute.

Yes, Seraphim.

[Sera] We have less than a day before the forces of Hell attack.

I have no choice.

Prepare the troops.

It will be my pleasure.

Oh, God! [whimpers] I’m not ready for this!

Sera, please, no!

And tell them to stand by.

Emily, you will have the remainder of our time to try and resolve things peacefully.

Really?

What?!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I’m done letting fear guide my decisions.

You are the one that has always held out hope for Charlie and her ways.

Go. Share some of that hope with the rest of Hell.

I want to believe in them.

But I know I believe in you.

[Emily] Thank you, Sera.

Move all that over there.

Let’s make sure everything’s secure.

Upstairs and downstairs.

Let’s get a move on.

Let’s go, go, go, go, go.

This place has to survive a war.

Let’s go, let’s go.

Don’t weld that, you little shit.

Angel’s still out there.

We need to go get him.

He’s right in the middle of what’s coming.

There is not enough time to mount a successful rescue operation and prepare the hotel’s defenses.

Logic dictates we need to take care of those of us still here.

[line ringing] Ugh, come on, Mom. Come on.

[dialing]

[panting] Pick up the phone. Please.

[line ringing]

[groans, panting]

[dialing] Please pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone.

[buzzing]

[gasps] Mom?

[Vox] Hey there, Princess.

Been a minute since we had time to chat.

You free?

Wait, Vox?

How could you do this?

You… you absolute monster.

Whoa! [chuckling] Whoa!

No need to get hysterical.

I just wanted to invite you to this little shindig I’m throwing tomorrow.

You know, before the whole “hostile takeover of Heaven” thing.

Look, I know you and I haven’t always seen eye to eye.

But at the end of the day, we’re working towards the same thing, you know?

A better future for the people of Hell.

Your dad was resistant at first, but he’ll be there. So why don’t you come join us so we can… bury the hatchet?

Dad? What did you do to him?

I’ll take that as a yes!

There’ll be a piece of cake with your name on it.

Toodles.

[fingers snap] I don’t know what he’s up to, but you’re not just walking into V Tower.

I don’t know what else to do.

I know he will never listen.

But if there’s even a one percent chance of stopping what’s coming, it’ll be at that party.

I mean, it’s not like any other solutions are falling out of the sky.

[Emily] Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

[squeak]

Holy shit! Emily!

[gasps] Uh, wait, are you okay?

I’m fine, I’m fine. We did it.

We finally got through to Sera.

She believes in you, she believes in redemption, and she wants to find a peaceful solution with Hell.

She’ll help us however she can.

But first we have to get Hell to call off their attack and-and… What?

Look, it’s great that Heaven wants to help now, but I think it might be too late.

Vox has everything he needs.

He’s smeared our reputation.

He’s villainized the angels completely.

He even got Angel Dust to go on TV and call redemption a joke.

It’ll take a lot more than words at this point to convince anyone.

Seeing is believing, as far as they’re concerned.

Then we show them.

If Hell can broadcast to Heaven, I’m sure we can do the same.

But backwards!

[Baxter] Certainly.

Voxtek has been pirating Heaven’s television channels for decades.

And some of Earth’s, too.

Wait, you have?

Oh, yes. Your security is a joke.

And Vox is a bit of a cinephile.

Wait, how do you know about the security system?

Oh, I designed the whole system.

Really?

Yes.

So you know how to broadcast something to all of Hell?

Yes.

Are you willing to risk your job and… life… to help us?

Yes.

Wh-Why?

Well, you made sure that my blankets were always folded at my requested 45degree angle to make it more tuckable to my liking.

So I assumed that made us best friends.

Isn’t it obvious?

Yeah. Totally.

Then you could set up a broadcast from Heaven?

No! [laughs] Uh, no.

It would take someone in Heaven with an intellect equivalent to mine to…

Invent a way to make Heaven’s completely alien technology compatible with Hell’s in less than 24 hours.

[gasps] You want me to invent something?

He’s in!

The snake?

[groans] He would.

Guys, it’s a long shot, but I think I know how we can finally get Hell to believe in Charlie’s dream.

It’s gonna be dangerous, and it’s gonna take all of us.

Are you in?

Yeah!

Go, team!

Yeah! Wait.

Wait, who are you?

That’s Rooster. [stammers] He’s been here the whole time.

You know what? I’ll introduce you later.

You joining us?

Fuck no!

That is scary.

Okay!

[♪ “When I Think About the Future”]

♪ When I think about the future ♪

♪ I see a better place ♪

♪ where everyone can coexist safely ♪

♪ When I think about the future ♪

♪ I see my favorite face ♪

♪ ‘Cause when I’m with you,

the rest is all easy, baby ♪

♪ Hand in hand,

we’ll make them understand our dream ♪

♪ Working as a team ♪

♪ If we plot the right maneuvers,

we’ll chart a course to win ♪

♪ And blow up any cunts

who would fight us ♪

[laughter] Yeah.

♪ Wish that I had seen it sooner ♪

♪ but it’s time that we begin ♪

Stab, stab.

♪ to prevent the war ♪

♪ and find a way to unite us ♪

♪ These overlords are tough,

but with our expertise ♪

♪ we can stop the Vees ♪

[cheering]

♪ Soon I’ll be up there ♪

♪ the one and only true god ♪

♪ No more playing house,

once they’re devout ♪

♪ I won’t need a squad ♪

♪ Climb the stairway up to Heaven,

live on every TV ♪

♪ Always knew the guy

they’re praying to was gonna be me ♪

♪ Once I get up there ♪

♪ You will fuck it up ♪

Just watch!

♪ You’ll never fill your cup ♪

♪ You’re broken from the start,

no victory will ever be enough ♪

♪ We’ll see who’s smiling in the end ♪

♪ I won’t even gloat ♪

♪ You can say your last “I told you so”

while I slit your throat ♪

[Vox and Alastor cackling]

♪ Val, don’t be dramatic ♪

♪ He’s just a man ♪

♪ He’s being rude ’cause he’s stresse-out

trying to do his master plan ♪

♪ Think about the future, Val ♪

♪ Don’t let success break up the band ♪

♪ But as he rises higher ♪

♪ things aren’t like they were before ♪

♪ And if he glows any brighter ♪

♪ will he see me anymore? ♪

♪ Vox is an asshole ♪

Right?

♪ He’s being a cunt ♪

He’s being such a dick!

♪ If he thinks ♪

♪ that he can cut us out, fuck him ♪

♪ Just being blunt ♪

♪ Once we rule all creation ♪

♪ he’ll pay for this little stunt ♪

♪ And maybe then he’ll chill again

and realize who he missed ♪

♪ Now let’s show those stuckup pricks

in Heaven who’s the baddest bitch ♪

♪ Uh, what’s going on? ♪

♪ How’d I get stuck in this scary box? ♪

[chuckles]

♪ Oh, boy, this is bad ♪

♪ Charlie’s gonna be so mad ♪

♪ They’re about to know

who they’re dealing with ♪

♪ Every one of them, no one gets to live ♪

♪ Is my halo on? ♪

♪ I’m gonna shit my pants ♪

♪ What the fuck is wrong? ♪

♪ This battle is our chance ♪

♪ Storm’s coming, I’m so fucking

scared ♪♪ S torm’s coming… ♪

♪ What’s gonna happen

when we go down there? ♪

♪ You don’t deserve your dad’s crown ♪

♪ I know there’s no stopping it now ♪

♪ A hard rain is gonna fall down ♪

♪ like gravity, like gravity ♪

♪ When I think about the future ♪

♪ my mind is filled with dread ♪

♪ a screaming conscience

I cannot silence ♪

♪ And I cannot outmaneuver ♪

♪ these visions in my head ♪

♪ of the deaths to come ♪

♪ the realms drowned

in crushing violence ♪

♪ I tried to buy us time,

but could I have done more ♪

♪ to quell the drums of war? ♪

♪ And I try to still my heartbeat ♪

♪ for the breaking of the dawn ♪

♪ And pray the coming day’s ♪

♪ not our last one ♪

[theme music playing]

[neighing]

[whip cracks]

Bento.

[cheering]

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Hazbin Hotel – S02E08 – Curtain Call | Transcript

Original release date: November 19, 2025

Plot: The Hotel crew create a plan: Charlie will keep Vox distracted and later (alongside Emily) pledge for peace, Vaggie will destroy the weapon, and Husk and Cherry will rescue Angel, while Baxter (alongside Niffty) will hack VoxTech to have Pentious reveal himself alive and redeemed. Alastor redeems his favor to force Charlie to publicly declare Vox as the most powerful sinner in hell, breaking Alastor’s deal with Rosie. In his gloating, Vox touches Charlie, inadvertently breaking his deal with Alastor. him and Alastor fight, where the latter takes the upper hand. Desperate, Vox uses the weapon against him. Meanwhile, having a change of heart, Carmilla helps Vaggie take down the weapon, while Husk, Cherri, and Niffty defeat Valentino and Velvette, who have had enough and turn on Vox, ripping his head off when subduing him. Lute arrives and battles Vaggie, but is eventually forced out by Abel. With the weapon out of control, Charlie, the hotel crew, and all of the Overlords work together to destroy it, though Emily is wounded. In the end, Charlie reunites with Lucifer while Angel, fearful of what they can do, returns to the Vees (who have been taken command of by Valentino since they casted Vox out), leaving the Hotel. Heaven ends the Exterminations and welcomes redeemed Sinners. Alastor returns to the Hotel, and Charlie hands over the manager post to Vaggie, now named Vaggi. Lilith then finally calls Charlie back.
Musical numbers :  “Hear My Hope”

[upbeat music playing]

[growls]

All right, everyone, here’s the plan.

Charlie and I will go to Vox’s party as guests. Baxter, Niffty, Husk and Cherri, you’ll sneak into VoxTek while everyone’s distracted using Baxter’s key card.

Well, there goes my benefits.

[Vaggie] Once inside, Cherri and Husk, you two split off and find Angel.

And then, once you find him, break the Vees’ mind control, with the power of friendship… or splash him with water or something.

And if that doesn’t work, just knock his ass out and drag him back.

We can figure out the rest once he’s safe.

Baxter and Niffty, find the source of Vox’s signal and hijack it.

Be careful though, because once Vox is onto you, he’ll respond quickly.

Niffty, you’re on security duty.

This is our only chance, so guard Baxter with your life.

I can do that.

[Vaggie] Once Baxter’s ready, Pentious will take over the broadcast, showing all of Hell that redemption is possible. Emily, that’s when you make your entrance, and with Charlie by your side in a show of unity between realms, everyone will see that fighting isn’t the answer… this time.

Yeah!

What about the giant gun?

[Vaggie] I’m glad you asked. While everyone’s focused on Charlie and Emily, I’m going to try to destroy the weapon.

How are you gonna do that?

I’ll figure it out!

[mysterious music playing]

Everyone in position?

Good.

Maestro, welcome.

Great to see you.

And, Zeezi, always a pleasure.

Crushed any major cities lately?

Don’t look at me like that, it was funny.

Well, look what we have here.

Everyone, Princess Morningstar.

Glad to see you accepted my invitation.

Come on up here where everyone can see you.

Vox, where is my dad?

You said he’d be here.

He’s around, don’t worry.

And I see you brought a date, and an angel no less… bold move.

I can respect a statement.

[laughs obnoxiously]

You’re so fucking funny.

[chuckles] I am funny.

Anyway, Princess, hope you’re in the mood to celebrate my victory all night.

‘Cause tomorrow I’m taking Heaven by force!

Isn’t that right, everyone?

[all cheering]

[chanting] Vox! Vox! Vox! Vox!

[cheering and whooping]

[gasps] Alastor!

Oh, no, no, no, Princess.

I have a special place for you right here.

[groans] Seriously?

Fuck this! I’m done.

Val, you aren’t leaving until the press is done.

Then we can fuck off.

Where do I sit?

Who fucking cares?

Charlie, I’m glad we can have this time to put aside our differences and join together in angelic conquest.

And look, look, look, I made a collage of all our best moments together to celebrate.

Carmilla.

I don’t know what you’re doing here but I want no part of it.

I need your help.

What part of “no” do you not understand?

Once Heaven is gone, Vox will still have a doomsday weapon.

And you will be the only one left who knows how to stop it.

How safe do you think you and your girls will be then?

I cannot help you.

Fine. Just don’t try to stop me.

And this… and this one is us when you failed to show any evidence that your hotel works.

[laughing] It’s one of my favorites.

You look so stupid!

[intriguing music playing]

♪♪

The Pangolins have landed.

Uh, what?

The Vees are distracted.

Then just say that, fuck.

[Emily over radio] I don’t know for how long though!

Go now, and hurry!

[exciting music playing]

[beeps]

[soaring music playing]

They’re in. Get ready!

Affirmative!

Yeah. There.

That should disable every camera in the building.

However, I would suggest making haste to the penthouse, you two.

[Cherri] Righto!

[Angel Dust groaning]

[Cherri] Fuck.

Angie.

[Baxter] Copy, paste…

[sing-songy] highlight.

[muttering] And yep, yep, yep, there goes that.

Get ready, Niffty, I don’t think we’ll be alone for long.

[clacking and whirring]

And, oh… Oh!

And when I made your dad back down like a little bitch!

[inhales raggedly]

The look on his face was priceless.

What the hell?

Haha! Guess what, fucker.

I have a little surprise for you.

Oh, no, you fucking don’t.

Val, Velvette!

[growls]

[crackling]

Uh-uh, I don’t think so.

People of Hell, you all know me, and you also know all the ways I’ve failed.

But I want to tell you about someone who didn’t fail, someone who proved redemption is possible even when I couldn’t.

Someone named Sir Pentious!

Many of you know Sir Pentious.

I don’t.

Okay, well, he was a sinner just like you.

He was also a kind and compassionate individual.

Someone who made mistakes, yes, but someone who did everything he could to fix them, and he succeeded.

What the fuck?

How do I break you?

[grunts]

[cries out]

Hahey! It’s you.

It’s Char… Charlie’s girlfriend!

Ah, what are you doin’ here?

Uh, saving you, apparently.

Do you have any idea what you’re attached to?

[laughs] No idea, nope, but it does make my head feel kinda fuzzy though.

[hacking] By the way, is Charlie still mad at me?

Don’t worry, I’ll get you out.

As soon as I figure out how.

All right, Princess, this is my sh…

Heh, always wanted to do that.

In our battle to defend against Adam and the Exorcist army, Pentious fought valiantly, and ultimately sacrificed his life to protect others.

[beeping] This noble gesture was enough to prove that his soul was worthy of redemption.

And he is in Heaven and this time I can prove it!

Pentious, Baxter, now!

[both] Affirmative.

[shouts] Jesus!

Am I interrupting something?

A little shark told me the princess sent the fucking Lollipop Guild to stop us.

[laughs] Hilarious.

Wow, you’re really pretty, lady.

[scoffs] I know.

But not for long.

[both grunting fiercely]

Ah, you fucking cunt!

[shouts]

Presenting Sir Pentious!

Direct from Heaven here to tell you himself.

[overlapping muttering] I don’t see anything.

I don’t see anything.

What are we lookin’ at?

Uh… Oh, no, no.

Oh, gosh. Uh, no, no, no, no.

What’s happening?

Um, uh, excuse me, we’re just having technical difficulties.

Uh, I’ll be a minute. Ugh!

Emily, what is going on?

Uh, Husk?

It’s time to go.

Come on, Legs, we’re getting you out of here.

No. No! Don’t fucking touch me.

[distorted voice] Angel, look at us, you know me.

[normal voice] We’re here to help.

[Angel Dust] Uh, where am I?

Why would you do that?

Trust me, I’ve done this before.

You’re gonna want the vomit sack.

[Angel Dust] Uh, I’m gonna puke.

[Valentino speaking Spanish]

[gasps] Hey!

Get your hands off my property.

[snaps fingers] Oh, shit.

Guys, what is going on? Hello?

You lied!

Yeah, what sinner number one said!

Yeah, I don’t like liars.

[overlapping chatter]

No, no, I promise, w-we had a plan and…

[gasps]

[gasping and shouting]

Please, everyone, give us a chance.

I’m here to tell you that Heaven believes in redemption as well and doesn’t want to cause you any more harm.

Leaders of Heaven were led to believe sinners wanted nothing more than to hurt us.

But now we want nothing more than to make things right.

Heaven believes in the capacity for good inside of each and every one of you.

Yes! You all just need to decide if you believe in yourselves!

Uh… wait.

Why are they looking at us like that?

Nice try, Princess, but you failed again.

These people are mine and their minds aren’t changing.

Uh, Baxter? Niffty?

Everyone! What is happening? Yeah! Stab her in the face!

Whoo! Fuck her up!

[both grunting] Oh. Uh…

[dramatic music playing]

[both grunting fiercely]

I thought you were the fucking maid!

[panting] Vaggie told me to protect Baxter, so I will protect Baxter.

[growls, laughs]

[grunts]

You come to my house and touch my things?!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

[gunfire]

[grunting]

Fuck!

[bottles breaking]

[grunts]

Huh?

[Cherri grunts]

[Vox grunts] [yelping] Look at you, leading your friends into disaster yet again.

You are really bad at this.

You are a pale imitation of your mother, and she would be disgusted at the weak, pitiful failure you’ve become.

Say it, Charlie.

Look into the camera, and tell everyone out there that you lost, and I’m the most powerful sinner in Hell!

Not Lilith, not Alastor, not the Vees.

Me!

Never.

[laughs] Oh, the drama!

You know what?

Maybe you should say it, Charlie.

Stroke my friend’s ego, he needs it.

What? Alastor, why…?

Ahahah.

Come on, Charlie.

Do me this one simple favor.

No, don’t make me.

Go on, tell everyone he’s the strongest.

Vox is the strongest sinner in Hell.

[all cheering and clamoring]

[laughter]

[laughing] Oh, yeah!

Look, Princess, Hell’s finally listening to you.

[ominous music playing]

How hard is it to break a box?

Although it is kind of round.

Would this be considered a box?

What is a box?

Box. Box, bo… that’s a funny word.

Box!

Shit. [grunts] I’ll come back for you.

Oh, Charlie, you have no idea what you’ve done for me.

All I can say is, thank you for sucking so much at everything you try to do.

Just…

Thank you.

[laughing maniacally]

You absolute idiot!

The fuck is going on?

Get back in your chair!

[cackles]

You swore not to lay your hands on Charlie, but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

You fucking creep.

You’re always doing that, and I hate it.

What, this? This?

This doesn’t count.

I didn’t hurt her.

I didn’t say not to hurt her, you moron.

I said you’re not to lay your hands on her, and you did!

You pathetic amateur.

Fucking wordplay?

You tricked me with a fucking technicality?

Seriously?!

Mmm… It worked, didn’t it?

Baby, I’m a demon in Hell.

It’s kind of our thing.

[sighs]

You’re nothing if not predictable.

Fuck you!

It doesn’t matter that you’re free, I’ll just beat your ass back into submission.

[echoing]

I am more powerful than I’ve ever been.

Oh, don’t sell yourself short.

You’re the most powerful sinner in Hell now.

I have to thank you for that.

Your little power grab helped break another chain that’s been holding me back for quite some time, and now… we can finally settle this once and for all.

Finally, a fight with you that might be a challenge!

Your screams will make for a satisfying broadcast.

[dramatic music playing]

[roaring]

Broadcast this, fucker!

[shouts]

Haha, bitch!

♪♪

You think you can beat me?

You’ve got nothing, bitch!

[grunting]

[steam hissing]

[Vox yells]

[crackling]

[horn blaring]

[screams]

♪♪

[laughing] Aussie slut!

[groaning]

Cherri!

Come on, gato pendejo.

[cackles]

You ready for your money shot, whores?!

[Husk] Cherri, watch out!

Fuck. What’s the plan, Husk?

You know, Angel told me once Val’s eyes are shit.

Ha. Say no more.

Fuck you, Valentino!

[explosion] Ah!

[triumphant music playing]

You fucking cunts!

[grunts]

This is for the shit you pulled with Angel!

Angel, baby, a little help, please.

Eat this, motherfucker!

[straining]

Angie? What the fuck?

[Valentino laughing]

[cackling]

[straining] [grunting] Angel? Angel, stop! We’re your friends!

Not the time for the power of friendship.

Ow! Oh, what the fuck?!

Husk, did you just punch me?

Wait, why are you here?

Oh, shit!

Cherri, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.

Say goodbye, gato. Goodbye.

What?

Oh, fu…

[screaming]

[gurgling]

Ow.

You stole my thing, dickhead.

[ominous music playing]

[grunting]

Get the fuck off me!

[Alastor shouts]

Hello.

SHOCK.WAV!

[laughs]

Vox, you still can’t take me one-on-one.

You need your little doggy?

No, no, no, no, no!

Damn it!

Aah, bad shark-dog-thing.

Smile for the camera, bitch!

Whoa!

[grunting]

Oh, shit, the bad tingles are back!

The bad tingles are back!

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming]

[gasps] No, stop!

Those sinners need help.

We need to do something!

I’ll save you!

No, come here!

Here, take my hand!

Come with me!

[Vaggie grunting]

[both grunting]

Sit still, you stupid insect!

You hit like a girl. [giggles]

[grunting continues]

That’s it!

[laughing]

What the fuck?!

[cackles] Mad scientist, bitch!

Bye-bye!

Come on, come on.

Just… just a little bit more, and…

Smart boy, are you okay?

Almost there. Come on. Come on.

Yes! Niffty, I got the broadcast back!

Well, shit. What do we do now?

I’m not sure.

Without the servers, I can’t receive the signal.

Our only hope is that Pentious can rig something so overwhelmingly powerful, that he can force it down here.

Let’s just hope he’s as smart as you think he is.

Sir Pentious?

I heard! I heard!

I’m inventing as fast as I can.

Oh, fuck, that’s the longest I’ve ever edged.

I’m pretty sure Vox is, like, losing his shit.

[laughing maniacally]

Damn, papi. No!

Ah! Fucking break already!

Carmilla?

Lift that panel and cut that wire.

I’ll work on the back.

Ha!

[grunting]

[overlapping, frantic chatter] He lied! He’s a traitor!

Get him!

I’ll be back for season three!

He’s a liar!

[overlapping chatter] Oh, fuck! Okay, no. Ah!

[crackling]

You will not take this away from me!

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming]

[gasping] You saved me!

Stupid cursed…

Get this fucking thing away from me!

Alastor, no!

[screaming]

Emily! Abel, prepare your army.

Sera, you mustn’t!

Please! Give me more time!

I can do this!

Are you sure?

Positive. Trust me.

Very well, but please get Emily out of there!

[dramatic music playing]

Oh-ho-ho, three for the price of one.

You’ve just been fucking canceled.

Vox, stop! Firing anymore will overload the weapon.

[Vox] Then I better make these shots count!

You idiot, if it overloads, it will blow, taking you, us, and half the pentagram with it.

You know what? [cackles] Fuck Hell, fuck Heaven, and fuck all of you.

As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor’s fucking face, I don’t care what happens.

[cackling]

Fuck!

You are not fucking killing us over that stupid deer!

It’s over, ya dumb fuck!

Fuck that. This is my moment, my fucking destiny.

I’m a fucking god!

[shouting]

We’re leaving!

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no, we have to get people to safety, we-we need to…

It’s no use, we won’t get clear in time.

Emily! Can you…

Emily?

[crackling]

[breathing heavily]

[sighs]

[straining]

[panting]

[♪ “Hear My Hope”]

♪ Hear my hope ♪

♪ Let it echo ♪

♪ in every soul that needs ♪

♪ something to believe ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ Never let go ♪

♪ Even one soft sound ♪

♪ can shake the hardest ground ♪

♪ And even if we die striving to find

the peace we lost ♪

♪ at least we’ll know we tried ♪

♪ didn’t stand by with fingers crossed ♪

♪ Raise your voice ♪

♪ Light the fire ♪

♪ till our hopes and fears ♪

♪ reach a billion ears ♪

♪ Lend your breath ♪

♪ Join the choir ♪

♪ Let the music span ♪

♪ o’er this broken land ♪

♪ And many years from now ♪

♪ if any live to hear this song ♪

♪ A story about how all Hell joined hands

and sang along ♪

♪ It begins with just one note ♪

♪ A crescendo till the end ♪

♪ no matter what it takes to stay afloat ♪

♪ Hear my hope ♪

[laughing maniacally]

♪ What are you doing here? ♪

♪ I’m here to finish what I started ♪

♪ Let’s get Emily and go ♪

No!

♪ How can you be so coldhearted? ♪

♪ Everybody dies if we don’t do this ♪

♪ And so be it, don’t resist ♪

Or what?

♪ I’ll take your other eye ♪

Just try.

♪ Lute, this isn’t what we talked about ♪

♪ Abel, please! ♪

♪ We don’t have time for this ♪

♪ Shut your mouth, abomination! ♪

[Vaggie] Abel, you can stop this.

[Charlie] Abel…

[Emily] Abel, please!

Enough!

[distorted shout]

♪ Can’t breathe,

vision’s gettin’ blurry now ♪

♪ Nosebleed, never been so worried ♪

♪ How’m I supposed

to handle the pressure ♪

♪ It would be better if

I were anybody else ♪

♪ Dear Dad, tell me

what you would’ve done ♪

♪ Too bad that I’m not your braver son ♪

♪ Why’d I have to be picked to lead? ♪

♪ I wish that I could be anybody else! ♪

♪ I’m supposed to do something ♪

♪ Am I, am I supposed to do something? ♪

♪ Do I run? Do I dare?

Can I grant my own prayer? ♪

♪ Get a grip, grow a pair ♪

♪ Let me stop you right there ♪

♪ There’s no cause for attack ♪

♪ Swallow your pride,

cast your blood lust aside ♪

♪ Bitch, you better fall back! ♪

I can’t hold it much longer.

We got you.

♪ We need to be stronger ♪

♪ We’ve done all we can, there’s no way ♪

♪ No way ♪

♪ There’s no one left to save the day ♪

♪ It’s okay ♪

♪ You would risk your life ♪

♪ for souls that Heaven sought to kill ♪

♪ We cannot just stand by ♪

♪ It’s time to match

your strength of will ♪

♪ Hear my hope ♪

♪ Save us from harm ♪

♪ Let it echo ♪

♪ in every soul that needs ♪

♪ Lay down our arms ♪

♪ something to believe ♪

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ just for a day ♪

♪ Never let go ♪

♪ Even one soft sound ♪

♪ Put war away ♪

♪ can shake the hardest ground ♪

♪ Why don’t you help them,

you double-dealing manipulator? ♪

♪ What’s in it for me? ♪

♪ I don’t work for free ♪

♪ You want help, well, you know the fee ♪

♪ I will not reward a snake like you ♪

♪ You’ll watch them die unless you do ♪

♪ Liar, you wouldn’t dare ♪

♪ Quid pro quo, it’s only fair ♪

♪ You really are a demon, pet ♪

♪ You knew my game the day we met ♪

♪ Hear my hope ♪

♪ Let it thunder ♪

♪ across this prideful ring ♪

♪ till every last soul sings ♪

Ah, fuck it, come on.

♪ Take my hand ♪

♪ We’ll take your hand ♪

♪ Feel the wonder ♪

Wait, what?

♪ In perfect harmony ♪

♪ we’ll change our destiny ♪

♪ Not what we planned ♪

What the fuck is happening?

♪ And many years from now,

if any live to hear this song ♪

♪ If we live ♪

Stop that right now!

♪ The story about how we learned together

we are strong ♪

No, no, no, no, no!

♪ It began with just one note ♪

[Vox] Stop it! I hate this!

♪ A crescendo till the end,

no matter what it takes ♪

[Vox] You’re ruining everything!

♪ Hear my hope! ♪

[cheering and applause]

Ooh, that’s pretty.

[overlapping chatter]

Now that is a magical song…

Tom, did you get all that gay shit?

So, we’re never fucking talking about this shit ever again, right?

[overlapping agreements]

I’m gonna go with no. Hell no.

Agreed.

Ah! Emily, holy fuck, we did it!

[squealing] The power of friendship is strong within us!

Ah, come, Bella, I knew you would come to thine senses.

[groaning] Dad?

[coughs] Don’t go down there!

It’s a place of pain.

[groans]

Eureka! Sera, if you please…

[whirring]

People of Hell, hear me! I am the great and redeemed Sir Pentious, and I am here to tell you I live! And… I’m a good boy now.

She was right!

[cheering and whooping] It worked!

Pentious?

We must avoid a war with Heaven at all costs, Vox must be stopped.

Your very souls could depend on… Pentious! Holy shit, it’s you! [screams] We’re-we’re good actually, but it is good to see you!

You-you look cuter.

Heaven looks really good on you.

Charlie! Oh. Oh, splendid. Well… Um, okay, jolly good then. Um, okay, everyone, uh, well… keep up the good work and, um… okay, hope to see you up here soon.

Oi, dumb-cunt!

Cherri? Miss Bomb! Oh, I can’t tell you how long I’ve been wanting to speak with you one more time. So… how’s it going?

How’s it going?

You kiss me, you die for me, become the first redeemed sinner, and “how’s it going?”

You fucking died on me, asshole!

Well, I… well, you… Y-Yes.

Pfft, you… you’re… you’re a fucking dork.

Never mind how I am, tell me about Heaven.

You get in any good fights lately?

You better not have some new rival.

Certainly not, they kind of frown on violence and death machines up here. It’s quite nice though.

You’d really like it, I think.

Curses, my signal might go out soon, but, Cherri, I’m so happy to have seen you again.

Back atcha. Take care of yourself!

Well, seems like I got a little carried away.

You guys, you guys know me, right?

[laughs]

[inhales sharply]

How’s my approval rating?

Oh, my God.

I’m not talking to you.

[Cherri] What a loser, right?

All right, Angie, before you start, I don’t want to hear a thing about Pentious… Angie?

Angel? Where are you going?

Back.

[scoffs] Back where?

Back… back to my job, back to my life, back… back to Val.

You can’t be serious. Angel, we saved you so you could come home.

[Angel Dust] I can’t.

[Cherri] Angie, what the fuck are you talking about?

You’re free now.

I’m not!

I never was.

I mean, do you have any idea what they made me do?

They had me rattin’ on the hotel for…

I don’t even know how long.

You’re not safe around me!

Oh, that’s bullshit! Come on, Angel.

We can help you.

No, you can’t!

This whole time I thought I had a choice.

What a fucking joke.

You do have a choice.

I didn’t when I had my hands around your neck, and I don’t now.

The last choice I ever got to make was when I signed my soul away.

Angel, please, don’t.

I’m sorry, just do me a favor…

Angel.

And forget you ever knew me.

Angie, no!

Please! I… come back.

It’s okay, Husk. He’ll be back.

Don’t worry.

[line ringing]

[automated voice] The account holder on this line is unavailable… or they’re avoiding you.

Leave a message. Hey, Mom, it’s me.

Hope you’re doing well.

Uh, you can delete all 47 voice mails I left you because guess what happened!

Things are finally looking up at the hotel, now that the threat of extermination… and war has ended. So many people want to check in, and for the right reasons this time. There’s so many of them, I could never handle it alone. Luckily, I’m not alone.

Are you sure about this?

This place only works because of you.

And it only survived because of you.

This place is my dream, Vaggie, but it’ll only work if the right people are in the right place.

Here. Are you sure about the name this time?

Positive.

[Charlie] Alastor came back, safe and sound, and he’s in a much better mood. It seems he has found something else to entertain him here. Speaking of entertainment, somehow, despite everything Vox did, the other Vees were able to spin it yet again.

In other news, everyone’s favorite filmmaker Valentino stepped up during the recent crisis and protected our city from both an angelic terrorist attack as well as a quote, “minorly malfunctioning VoxTek product that we are not legally liable for, so fuck you and stop asking.”

Yeah, I guess I, like, saved everyone.

Do I know Vox?

No. Never heard of him.

The future of VoxTek is looking bright.

VoxTek… we might need to change our company name.

[Charlie] Anyway, I’m still learning to let these things go. [laughs] We’re all still processing Angel’s absence, things just… aren’t the same without him here. But we have a lot of new people to help redeem. And with Emily’s help, Heaven seems closer than ever. I hear things in Heaven are going well. Panic among the winners subsided quickly. I guess it’s easy to let things go when you live in paradise. If anything, they seem excited at the idea of new arrivals from the other side.

What? What is that?

Is that… is that for me?

Oh! Oh, ha…

[Charlie] Overall, things are going great.

I’m great, I just… wish you were here.

Vox tried to convince me your dream was different than I remember, but if you could just… see this…

I think you’d be really proud.

Dad’s proud.

Anyway, I love you, Mom.

Give me a call when you can.

Bye.

[phone beeps]

[phone buzzing]

[gasps]

Mom?

[upbeat music playing]

[neighing]

[whip cracks]

Bento.

[cheering]

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