Euphoria
Season 3 – Episode 4
Episode title: Kitty Likes to Dance
Original release date: May 3, 2026
Episode plot: To avoid a lengthy prison sentence, Rue becomes a DEA mole for an investigation into Laurie’s drug ring, but Alamo assumes that he will never do business with Laurie again. When Rue offers to set up a fake buy in Mexico, Alamo becomes suspicious of her motives. Cassie leaves Nate, moves in near Lexi, and resumes her OnlyFans career with Maddy as manager. Nate’s last-ditch attempt to gain funding for his development is denied, and he has an emotional breakdown in public. Lexi hires Jules to paint a picture for her soap opera. Jules’ piece contains nudity, which the show’s producers cannot broadcast. Jules is forced to cover up the nudity, offending her and hurting Lexi’s standing with her boss. Maddy has Cassie feign romantic interest to a social media star at his house to promote her OnlyFans. Rue expresses concern to Angel’s replacement, Kitty, after learning that Angel fled rehab and seeing Kitty have violent group sex in a private room. Magick, another stripper, overhears and nearly blows Rue’s cover, but Laurie’s squad raids the club, shoots the club manager, and robs the safe.
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Transcript
Note for Students & Writers: This transcript is archived here for educational purposes, critical analysis, and screenwriting study. All rights belong to the original creators.
[police radio chatter]
Are we gonna find any drugs in your vehicle?
No, sir.
[Rue] People love to argue about the truth.
[♪ somber vocal music playing]
Some say it’s just the facts.
[dog sniffing]
Others say it’s what’s right.
[car door opens]
Some even claim there’s no real truth at all.
Just opinions.
[dog continues sniffing]
The funny thing is… while we may disagree about what the truth is…
[sniffing continues]
[dog whining]
…we all know when we’re telling a lie.
[dog barking]
[sighs]
[dog continues barking]
[softly] Fuck.
[scanner beeping]
[beeping]
[flash bulb popping]
This is all the K-9 unit found.
You seem surprised.
Nope, not at all.
I told you guys I wasn’t lying, so.
Where are you coming from and where are you going?
You know, it’s, uh, it’s funny.
I was actually headed to a wedding.
At 10 p.m.?
Yeah, well, I was– I was headed back.
What do you mean, back?
Yeah, I was at the wedding earlier.
Why did you leave?
A friend. It was like an emergency thing.
What kind of emergency?
She wasn’t invited to the wedding, you know, so it was like a whole thing, and…
I don’t really want to get into the details, but yeah.
[chuckles]
What is your relationship with Laurie?
[clicking tongue] Um… is that the, uh, the monotone lady?
The monotone lady?
[mimicking Laurie] Yeah, she, like, talks like this.
So, you do know her?
I mean, like, not like that.
[chuckles] I know her, kind of.
So, you and Laurie don’t call each other?
No, no. God, no.
Have you ever been to Mexico?
Mm…
No. No.
[clicking tongue]
Never been.
Is it nice?
Some parts.
Mm.
So, if I had a photo of you in Mexico, would you say it wasn’t you?
Me? In Mexico?
But you say you’ve never been.
You have a photo of me?
So, it’s not you?
In Mexico?
Yes.
I’d have to see the photo then.
I don’t have it.
So, it’s a hypothetical scenario.
Well, I can tell you with absolute certainty that I have never been to the moon.
Have you been to the moon?
I’ve never been to the moon.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Somebody comes in saying they have a photo of you in the moon.
It wasn’t me.
Why not?
Because I’ve never been to the fucking moon.
Make sense?
So far.
So, if I had a photo of you in Mexico, what would you say?
Like, where in Mexico?
[laughing] So, you’ve been to Mexico.
[scoffs] I mean, like, I’ve been to the border.
I– I drive for Uber and Lyft.
Oh, but you’ve never driven into Mexico.
I mean, I may have gotten lost, or turned around, or some shit.
You know, like, I used to be an addict.
It gets fuzzy sometimes.
But would– but you would remember if you drove 20 or 30 minutes into Mexico.
Absolutely.
Thought you said you didn’t have a photo.
I lie.
Do you remember meeting this guy?
I mean, I– I don’t…
He’s a cartel member. His name is Uno.
He operates a club 20 minutes from the border.
I don’t know what this is, but I–
False statement to a federal agent.
18 U.S.C. 1001, five years in federal prison.
So you guys can lie to me, but I can’t lie to you.
[detective 1] Correct.
That seems fucked up.
[detective 2] Apparently, we have different definitions of what constitutes fucked up.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
[breathing deeply]
[door opens]
We also lied to you when we said we didn’t find any drugs in your car.
Recognize this?
[softly] Yeah.
This is 20 years in federal prison.
[detective 2] And federal inmates don’t get parole.
We know who you work for and what you’ve been doing.
We know the fentanyl you’ve trafficked has killed people.
For each death, we can link to you, it’s an additional 20 years.
You may never see the light of day again.
[detective 1] Look at me.
I can see it deep down that you’re a good kid in a bad situation.
Our job is to take the drugs off the streets, because too many lives have been destroyed.
Wouldn’t you agree?
Yeah.
So, this can go two ways.
We can either take you into federal custody, or you become a confidential source and help us take these people down.
Oh, fuck.
“Fuck” is accurate.
If you want to turn a curse into a blessing…
I would say this is your opportunity.
[Rue] And that is how I became a snitch.
[♪ electronic music playing]
They swapped out the drugs for sugar pills and laxatives.
Told me to stay cool and they’d be in touch.
[exhales sharply]
[Alamo] Give me a little twirl. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Mm, what do you think of that booty?
It’s alright.
Could be a bit juicier, huh?
We don’t want to scare off the whites, though.
Yeah, in my mind, I’m picturing a tasteful tush.
You know, commercial, classy ass.
Mm-hmm.
Bitch, you look like shit.
Me?
Ain’t nobody else in here
looking like shit.
Oh. [chuckles]
Sorry, I’m just a little hung– hungover, that’s all.
[Alamo and Rue chuckle]
I’m gonna need you to smile.
Not you. You!
Oh, me. Again. Sorry.
Are you hungover or fucking retarded?
[Rue] I’m just confused.
Smile, bitch.
Oh, yeah.
[Rue and Alamo laughing]
Let me see those fuckin’ pearly whites.
Ah!
[Big Eddy] Yeah!
[Alamo] Ah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Now, that’s a fuckin’ smile.
[Rue] Yeah.
Smile of Sammy Davis Jr.
Let me see them…
[laughing]
[laughing] You know why you’re fuckin’ smiling?
No, sir.
‘Cause I gave that bitch Laurie… a taste of her own medicine.
[Alamo bawking]
[Alamo and Big Eddy laughing]
[Big Eddy squawking lightly]
You know, I got a feeling that’s the last fucking pick-up you’ll ever do.
Well, then who are we, uh, buying from, then?
You think there’s a fuckin’ shortage of dealers in LA?
Pssh, not in this LA, partner.
Fuck no. [laughing]
[chuckles] Right.
[Alamo and Big Eddy squawking]
So I’m in the mood to celebrate.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Luckily, I got me a newfound friend, Kitty.
Come on over here, baby.
[chuckles] Look at that.
[Kitty chuckles softly]
[Alamo purring]
[laughing]
And Kitty likes to dance.
[ice rattling]
[Kitty speaking indistinctly]
[Alamo] What you gonna do with all that money when you start making it?
The bitch can dance?
She’s from Kansas.
Cut her some slack. [chuckles]
Where is Kansas?
[♪ soft, dramatic music playing]
You look like death warmed up.
Yeah, I think it’s just like a– a tummy thing.
Mm.
[clearing throat]
You plan on taking that off?
[Rue] Hm?
Okay, so what happens when they find out the drugs are fake?
[detective 1] Oh, I assume they will call Laurie and ask her to correct the mistake.
Okay, but aren’t they just gonna blame me?
Why would you swap out the drugs?
It’s not like you’re a snitch.
[detectives chuckle]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[Rue] They also installed an app on my phone.
[notification whooshing]
[phone chimes]
[detective 1] We added a new number under your mom’s contact.
Tap it and the bug goes hot.
Can I just keep it in my pocket?
[detective 2] It can get muffled. It’s better in the open.
Isn’t that suspicious?
Sometimes.
Sometimes not.
[exhales sharply]
You guys are gonna give me a fucking heart attack.
[sighs]
[pack clicking]
I can, uh, bag it.
No need. Stocked up.
[grunting lightly]
[dial clicking]
[hands rubbing]
[Nate] The toe is a metaphor.
[Cassie] What?
The toe.
It’s a metaphor.
You know what, I thought that I’d lost it forever.
But we were smart.
You know, we– we put it on ice and we took it to the hospital, and they were able to put it back on.
[Cassie] What’s the metaphor?
When you break something, you gotta pick up the pieces.
Right, you– you gotta be real careful with it and you gotta glue it back together.
[box thuds loudly]
So, the toe is us?
In a way.
Toe’s never gonna be the same.
How do you know?
‘Cause the doctor said so.
He said the toe will never feel the same.
I think you’re misinterpreting the metaphor.
No, the metaphor doesn’t mean what you want it to mean.
[Nate wincing, clicking tongue]
You can look at a scar as a sign of weakness, or you can look at it as a strength.
Okay, so now you’re changing the metaphor.
No, I’m not.
First, you said that we’re the toe, and now you’re saying we’re the scar.
What are you, an English teacher?
I-I’m talking about our relationship.
When I look at my toe, it motivates me to build back better.
[scoffs] Everything you built is built on a lie.
Not everything. Some things, yeah.
Okay, just our relationship, this house, our finances, your business.
You didn’t say our love.
How much do you owe this guy?
Oh, somewhere between a little and a lot.
[clearing throat]
What’s the number?
Uh, you know, it depends on the interest and how quickly we can pay this guy–
What’s the number, Nate?
You know, a million… ish.
[scoffs]
I feel sick.
I am going to fix this.
You have to keep faith.
In what?
Me.
Us. [stammering]
Our life.
The fairy tale’s over.
[items rustling]
What does that even mean?
[birdsong]
[Rue] Cassie called the one person who could actually help her.
[♪ gentle music playing]
[thud]
[thud]
Where are you going?
To work.
[suitcases clattering, rolling]
♪
Thanks.
Let’s do something about your look.
Okay.
Hi. She just mad my man fine.
[phone buzzing]
[chuckles] It’s not my fault that I get along well with me.
Hi.
[Lexi] Hey, what are you doing?
Uh, just working.
[Lexi] Nice. Okay.
Well, I have a really cool opportunity that I think you might be good for.
You interested?
Really?
[Lexi] At an art show, maybe 200 to 300 people will see your work, but L.A. Nights averages 7 million a week.
[Jules] What? That would be life changing.
[Lexi] I mean, thanks for getting it done today, by the way.
[Jules] Thank you so much for thinking of me.
[Lexi] It’s just right up here.
The character Oceana is inspired by Georges Seurat.
So, we were thinking sort of a Sunday in the Park, picnic kind of feel.
Okay, yeah, like the women with umbrellas thing?
Well, you don’t need to copy anything.
Like, it should feel distinct.
Okay. Yeah, sure. [chuckles]
Basically, do whatever you feel.
It– it’ll be great. I have to go.
[chuckles] Okay.
Bye.
[♪ gentle vocal music playing]
This is Cassie.
Hi.
[team] Hi.
The goal is to take her from the suburbs to the city.
[team] Cool.
[♪ soft, sweeping music playing]
[gulps, sighs]
[lips popping]
[♪ soft, sweeping music continues playing]
Whoo!
[bicycle bell ringing]
[people chattering]
Hey, Harry. Uh, right here on the wall.
And then, center it, please.
[phone ringing]
[Patty] Yeah?
[director] We have an emergency.
[Patty] What kind?
It’s hard to explain.
[♪ music ends abruptly]
Has your friend lost their mind?
[Lexi] I don’t know.
[director] It’s insane.
[Patty] It’s not like there’s one penis.
There’s 14. What were you thinking?
I– I told her to paint a picnic.
Does this look like a picnic?
I don’t know what happened.
I don’t think my character would paint something like this.
I agree completely.
[Patty] Did you say Georges Seurat?
[Lexi] Yes.
[Patty] Women with umbrellas?
[Lexi] Yes.
[Patty] Children sailing boats?
[Lexi] Yes.
Is she trying to sabotage the show?
No, of course not.
Who in their right mind would paint something like this?
It’s insane.
Well, she’s…
What?
[whispering] Trans.
Jesus Christ, Lexi. We’re gonna have to handle this.
Delicately.
Hey, I think I’m outside.
[Lexi] Yeah, we’re on set. Just come in.
Okay.
[♪ dramatic organ music playing]
[people chattering]
So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, thank you so much.
Thanks for having me.
Very talented.
Thank you. [chuckles]
Thanks.
So, I don’t know if Lexi told you, but this is a network show, which means that we have to answer to standards and practices.
Ugh, and they are like the censors.
[imitating gunshot]
Oh, okay.
Uh-huh.
[Patty] The penises are too much.
How many penii do you want me to get rid of?
[Patty] Let’s say all of them.
Like pink clothes over them?
That could work.
Or you could make them into bread loaves.
Bread loaves?
To stay in theme with the picnic.
I’m, uh, I’m just, like, struggling with how many limitations there are.
[Patty] The only limitation is we have to get rid of the penises.
Mmkay, but the breasts are okay.
Let’s just get rid of the nudity in general.
Put some clothes on them. Blankets.
You know, I’ll leave that to the interpretation of the artist.
How long do you think that’ll take you?
Like, a couple hours?
Just punt the scene.
We’ll move it to next week.
[people muttering]
Thanks.
[purse thuds]
[sighs]
I’m so sorry.
I feel horrible.
[Patty] Well, that makes sense.
Mistakes happen.
Some are just more expensive than others.
I know.
Do you?
‘Cause I’m not sure that you do.
We lost an hour and a half of shooting.
$56,000.
I have to hold Stage Nine for another week.
That’s grips, electric, rentals.
Your failure to communicate… what do you think that costs us?
$56,000?
No.
It’s $191,000.
Don’t be a net negative, Lexi.
I won’t.
Okay.
No, thank you.
Okay.
Close the door.
[sighs]
[softly] Fuck.
[♪ soft, melancholy music playing]
[paint splatting]
[paint splatting]
[♪ soft, melancholy music continues playing]
[brush dropping]
[Laurie] I’m so sorry, my perfect little guy.
[sighs]
How you wanna deal with this?
I wanna kill ’em all.
But I don’t know if that’s painful enough.
[insects buzzing]
[bird squawking]
[Detective Jimenez] The reason you’re walking free is so you can set up a buy.
What the fuck do you want me to do? He killed her bird.
They’re never gonna do business together again.
Then we got no use for you, and we might as well put your ass in prison.
[person chattering indistinctly]
Listen, what if I can set up a buy with a different dealer?
What dealer?
[Maddy] Can you go grab the makeup?
[Rue] Lexi had agreed to let Cassie stay at her place for a while.
[Maddy] Yeah, put your chin up.
[leafblower whirring]
Poke the ass up.
I need a smile, come on. You’re happy to be here.
Gorgeous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[leafblower stops]
Can you turn that back on?
I don’t know why it went off.
Well, just turn it back on.
What a great idea.
Wait, hold that pose.
When she gets the blower working, I’ll pose.
I just feel like you’re worth more than your body.
My body’s worth a lot.
Yeah, and these girls are out here making millions.
Who?
I don’t know, like Bhad Bhabie.
Bhad Bhabie?
Yeah. She was on Dr. Phil.
She cussed him out and got super famous.
Then when she turned 18, she made an OnlyFans and made like 53 million in a year.
53 million?
[Cassie] We’re not making this up, Lexi.
[sighs]
This is the business world of today.
I mean, if I do this…
[leafblower whirring]
[Cassie speaking indistinctly]
Who knows! [continues speaking indistinctly]
[Rue] Yo, Maddy!
[leafblower drowning out conversation]
I said, I need…
[leafblower stops]
…to get some drugs.
You relapsed?
No, no, it’s not for me. Don’t worry.
Is this blower ever gonna fucking work?
I don’t know, I’m not a gardener.
[Lexi] Wait, I thought you were clean.
I am. It’s not for me, it’s for my boss.
Okay, well, what kind of drugs do you need?
Uh, coke, molly, heroin.
Heroin? For your boss?
Or for you?
No, not for me.
And I don’t have time to explain this shit.
Is this machine really important?
Yes. I need hair movement.
It brings energy to the shot.
Listen, Maddy.
Can you just give me the contact, and I’ll do the rest?
Rue, I don’t feel comfortable helping you get drugs.
Okay, they’re not for me.
My hair is not what sells, okay?
It’s my body, and my body doesn’t need wind.
It needs a photographer.
[Lexi] Do you guys hear yourselves right now?
Like, what is wrong with you people?
You’re looking for drugs, you’re selling your body on your porn site, and you’re like some internet pimp?
[leafblower cranking]
It’s sad and it’s pathetic.
And it’s really disturbing, honestly.
Jesus. Who would have thought we would have come–
[leafblower whirring]
Can you shut that fucking thing off?
[shouting indistinctly]
It’s so annoying!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[♪ laid-back country western music playing]
[Bill] Nathaniel Jacobs, Sun Settlers Corp.
[Rue] Nate knew this was definitely his last chance.
[Nate clearing throat, sniffling]
[clearing throat]
[clearing throat, sniffling]
I believe everything happens for a reason.
The discovery of– of these endangered flowers on my land happened for a reason.
It was a sign… that in all my excitement and passion for the elderly…
I had overlooked the greater meaning of the Sun Settler mission.
God said to Adam, “For dust you are… and to dust you shall return.”
[commissioner clearing throat]
This is a fundamental human truth known all too well by our senior citizens.
So, I’d like to propose a new design for Sun Settlers.
Imagine our hospice wing, where families can gather in the final days of their loved ones’ lives and look out at a beautiful garden of white fritillaries.
These flowers should not be dug up and moved.
No.
No, we should move around them… with an elegant curved design done by our A-plus architecture team.
[gavel banging]
[Bill] Motion denied.
When the environmental studies come back, we can discuss.
Motion denied for now.
I have put my entire life on the line for this.
Motion’s denied.
Every penny I have.
My marriage is in shambles because of you.
I’m sorry, is this– is this a personal thing, Bill?
D-Do you have a– do you have a personal problem with me, Bill?
No, Nate.
Is that– is that what this is?
I don’t.
Are you trying to ruin my life?
What do you want from me, Bill?
No, tell me, what– what do you want from me?
You want me on– on my hands and knees begging you to give me my life?
Is– is that what you want?
Sir, your time is up.
I’ll do it.
W-We have other people waiting.
Here it is.
I’m begging you, Bill.
I’m on my hands and knees. I’m begging you.
I’m trying to do a good thing.
This is a good thing, Bill, this is a good thing.
This is– this is good!
Okay. Okay, that’s enough.
[gavel banging]
This is good for the world!
Mr. Jacobs.
[gavel banging]
Please, just let me see this through.
I– I can’t be bad.
Mr. Jacobs.
[gavel banging]
This is a good thing!
I’m trying to do a good thing, Bill!
[gavel banging]
For the last time, motion denied.
[sobbing]
Sir, just get your things together and– and pack them up. You can go.
[sobbing]
Let’s take a five-minute recess.
[people muttering]
[Rue] Cassie had pawned her wedding ring, took the cash, and invested it in herself.
As Nate would always say, “It takes money to make money.”
Do you accept cash?
Just so happened her new place… was across the pool from Lexi.
[flash popping]
[G] I raise a dollar, and that’s $100.
[Kidd] You didn’t hear from Laurie yet, did you?
Not a little Bo Peep.
[G] Hey, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sad you think that bitch Laurie is?
I feel like an 11?
[Alamo] More like 111.
[chuckles]
It was a beautiful bird.
Nigga, you say that like you didn’t kill his ass.
[Bishop] I didn’t want to, but I was told to.
[Alamo] This nigga looking at me like he looked at the damn parrot.
[Kidd] I don’t like playing with this motherfucker.
[Bishop] Call.
[Rue] Call.
[person laughing]
[G] Oh, shit,
we got a three-hander!
So, uh, when we run low at the club, where– where am I supposed to pick up from?
[Alamo] If I were you, little lady…
I’d focus on this hand right here.
I was just, uh, I was just thinking, ’cause, you know, I still have my connects in– in Mexico… and, uh, I could always, like, do a pick-up and then sell at the club.
[Bishop] Bet 175.
[Rue] I mean, we could make a lot of money.
You– you could make a lot of money.
Y’all just a little too fuckin’ rich for my blood.
Call.
[poker chips clinking]
[Alamo] Didn’t you say you wanted to get out of that world?
Now your ass wanna get back in?
[Bishop] Let’s see the turn.
I– I was just thinking, that, that’s all.
[Alamo] You know, something don’t add up.
[Bishop] I bet 200.
[poker chips clinking]
Why in the fuck would you ask me something so catastrophically dumb?
[chuckles nervously] I don’t– I don’t know.
Now, see, you didn’t just think it.
You had thought to say it, and then you said it.
So, I’m gonna need a much better explanation than motherfucking “I don’t know.”
I’m sorry, I– I shouldn’t have overstepped.
Nah, that don’t cut it.
I just figured, like, at the club, the more people that do drugs, the more money they spend, you know?
Are you gonna call or not?
[Alamo] Nah.
See, you hiding somethin’.
No.
Then, why the fuck are you sweating?
I just know I have a good hand, that’s all.
Call.
[Alamo] I seen that look before.
See, you got that look in your eye.
Like a motherfuckin’ rat.
Trying to figure out where he’s gonna go next.
Yeah.
Where you gonna go next?
Let’s see the river.
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
You been using again, ain’t you?
Ain’t ya?
Um, yeah, I had a slip-up.
[Alamo sighs]
[Bishop] Check.
All in.
[chips clinking]
[G] Oh, shit got real.
Call.
[G] Oh! Fuck!
[laughing]
You been settin’ that shit up the whole time.
[banging table] Let me make one fuckin’ thing
clear to you.
Okay.
You fuck with hard drugs… they likely to wind up killing your Black ass.
Got it. Won’t happen again.
[chair scraping]
[G] Damn, Bishop.
Boy, you got BTA– belt to motherfucking ass, ha!
Ha!
[sighs]
[Penelope] Angel’s not coming back?
[Magick speaking Spanish]
She run away from rehab.
Disappear.
[Penelope] Damn.
It’s sad.
But life goes on.
[♪ “Thirteen Men” by Ann-Margret playing]
♪ Last night I was dreaming ♪
[Rue] It’s yours.
♪ I dreamed about the H-bomb ♪
♪ Well, the bomb went off and I was caught ♪
♪ I was the only girl on the ground ♪
[customers hollering]
♪ Mm, there were 13 men and me ♪
♪ The only girl in town ♪
♪ There were 13 men and me ♪
♪ The only girl in town ♪
♪ And as funny as it may be ♪
♪ The one and only gal in town was me ♪
♪ Thirteen men and me ♪
♪ The only gal in town ♪
♪ There were two men every morning ♪
♪ A-seeing that I was well-fed ♪
♪ And believe you me, one sweetened my tea ♪
♪ While the other one buttered my bread ♪
[♪ music fading]
[people chattering faintly]
An hour for all of you…
[Rue] It’s almost like Angel knew she was never coming back.
[faint chatter continues]
And just like Tish, everyone would soon forget.
[♪ dramatic music playing]
Maddy told Cassie to put on her best outfit.
She was gonna introduce her to some friends.
The stash was running low
and I was running out of time.
You look good, bitch.
[chuckles]
Sir, let’s go.
[people chattering faintly]
[indistinct chatter continues]
[♪ loud music playing]
[people shouting]
[Maddy] This is Brandon Fontaine’s house.
He’s got 20 million followers.
[Cassie] Whoa.
[Maddy] The goal is simple.
Get him to post a video of you looking hot tonight.
[♪ music continues playing]
[people continue shouting]
[Rue] And who knows if the DEA would even protect me.
[footsteps approaching]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
[party chatter]
[Maddy] All he cares about is pussy.
You’re gonna tempt him with pussy, you’re not gonna give him pussy.
‘Cause the moment you do, he’ll never speak to you again.
Don’t trust these girls.
These bitches are dogs. Stray dogs.
And they’re looking at you like a fucking Pomeranian.
The cute new bitch.
So stay sharp, stay focused. Let’s fucking win.
It feels like we’re going to war.
Come on.
[snorting]
[♪ ambient vocal music playing]
So, what would you like?
[♪ ambient vocal music continues playing]
♪
[inaudible]
[people chanting]
[♪ ambient vocal music continues playing]
[cheering and laughing]
[♪ ambient vocal music continues playing]
[customer grunting]
[grunting continues]
♪
[♪ ambient vocal music continues playing]
[Rue] Yo, Magick, you’re up.
Really, and what do you think I’m doing?
Now, it’s time to announce the content creator of the month, who is none other than Ricky D!
Ricky, where you at, Ricky?
[crowd cheering]
Ricky just won.
How do you know Brendon Fontaine?
Oh, uh, my best friend’s, like, best friends with him.
Oh, who’s your best friend?
Maddy Perez.
[gasps]
She’s, like, a manager to all these super famous actors.
Yeah, I know Maddy. I love Maddy.
Is she here?
Uh, she’s…
She’s somewhere around here.
Ah!
What’s up?
What’s up?
Hi!
[laughing]
Hey, you guys wanna have some more fun?
I have some coke.
Oh, my God, I love coke.
She loves coke.
Alright, come on, come on, come on.
[♪ soft, dramatic music playing]
♪
[grunting]
[lights clicking]
How’s she doing?
Making her money’s worth?
Yeah.
[Brandon] Make yourself at home.
Wow. Mi casa es su casa.
I can’t believe you actually live here.
It’s dope, right?
How long have you guys known each other?
Mm, we–
Forever.
Does Maddy rep you?
Yep.
That’s weird.
[♪ loud hip-hop music playing]
[people chattering]
[knocking]
[Maddy] Cass?
[shushing]
[banging]
[Maddy] Cass.
Come and get it.
[chuckles]
[Brandon] Did you test this?
It’s my usual plug, it’s fine.
[chuckles] Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay, no, sorry.
I don’t wanna die or anything. [laughing]
I love my life too much, you know? [chuckles]
Um, you’re not gonna offer it to me first?
I thought you were a gentleman.
[chuckles]
Ladies first.
Thank you.
[both laughing]
[♪ tense music playing]
[snorting]
[gulping]
Whoo! [laughing]
[both chuckle]
[Cassie continues laughing]
Oh, my God! [laughing] Whoo!
Do me, do me, do me, do me. Whoo!
[grunting and laughing]
Uh, right here, right here.
Right there?
[Cassie] Right there.
I think it’s my turn.
His turn.
[Brandon] My turn.
Baby, my turn.
[Cassie] Your turn.
Mm-hmm.
Yo, Smilez. Get the fuck up here.
[snorting] Oh, I like it too.
[Cassie laughing]
Oh, fuck. [sniffling]
He really likes it.
Oh, yeah. I do, I do.
[Maddy] I can’t open the door and I need to get in there.
[knocking]
[door rattling]
[Smilez] Brandon.
[Cassie laughing]
[Katelyn] I think it’s my turn.
Oh.
[Brandon] [softly] Oh, yeah.
[Cassie] Oh, I got it.
Whoo! [laughing]
You’re a fucking crazy bitch, aren’t you?
Fucking wild.
[laughing]
You’re no good.
I’m no good.
[both laughing]
[Smilez] We’re dealing with a locked door here.
[Brandon] Oh, fuck.
[breathing heavily]
[chuckles]
Oh, fuck.
[snorting]
[Brandon] Oh, fuck.
[Brandon chuckles]
[door rattling]
About to go viral.
[coughing]
I– I need to get some water.
[Brandon] Okay.
You good?
[coughing]
Oh, no.
[Cassie] She’s sick.
[Brandon] She’s sicky.
She’s puking.
[Cassie giggling]
[Brandon] Oh, fuck.
[door rattling]
I wanna fuck your brains out.
[chuckles] Really?
Really. Really.
Right now?
Right now.
[both laughing]
[lock clicking]
[Maddy] Hey, Brandon, who’s your new friend?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
It’s just me, Cassie.
And that’s my handle. [blowing kiss]
Hey.
Here, let me help you.
Do you have any more ketamine?
You doing okay?
Okay.
Those guys… did they… did they hurt you?
Um, you know, I saw what happened.
Are you sure you want to be doing this?
It’s like, are– are you being forced?
I like to dance.
[toilet flushing]
[whistling]
[sink running]
[continues whistling]
[continues whistling]
[♪ hip-hop music playing]
[exhales sharply]
[bouncer] You good?
Yeah.
Just, uh, making a phone call.
Fuck.
[speaking Spanish]
[continues speaking Spanish]
Speak English.
She asked Kitty if someone was forcing her to work here.
[speaking Spanish]
I don’t trust this bitch.
[neon buzzing]
[♪ dramatic ambient music playing]
♪
Hey.
[door closes]
I, um…
I just forgot my phone.
I let you break one of my rules.
Nobody enters my office alone.
[phone buzzing]
I– I don’t know why she’s calling.
Must be important.
[phone continues buzzing]
D-Do you mind if I…
[phone continues buzzing]
Mom?
[Jimenez] Listen very carefully.
Pretend I’m your mom. Ask me about Grandma.
Uh, wait. What did you say about Grandma?
[Jimenez] You’re compromised.
The girl in there just told your boss that she thinks that you’re a snitch.
You gotta find a way to discredit her.
Okay.
Well, I’m glad she’s okay.
Love you, too.
Close the door. We need to talk.
[texts whooshing]
You got their attention. Now you gotta keep it.
[whooshing continues]
No, I think it’s very clear what the fuck is happening here.
Because this Spanish hoodrat
is jealous of the new girl.
[speaking Spanish]
Hoodrat. Hoodrat. That’s what you are.
[speaking Spanish]
Clearly lying.
[overlapping chatter]
Liar. Liar.
I don’t know– I don’t know what you’re saying.
I don’t– I don’t know what she’s saying.
[tires screeching]
IDs?
Yeah, I got it right here.
Roll out the red carpet, motherfucker!
[speaking Spanish]
Okay. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I can’t understand– I can’t understand you.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey.
[continues speaking Spanish]
I don’t know what she’s saying.
So, you’re saying you never spoke to Kitty?
No, I fucking– [scoffs] I spoke to her, but I– I just said, like, you know, “Are you okay?”
Which is my job. Is it not?
Look after the girls, right?
Bullshit.
Look, if you wanna believe this fucking drug addict, that’s up to you.
[Wayne over earpiece] Yo, we got a fight in the back parking lot.
[speaking Spanish] I didn’t steal no fucking drugs, okay?
Magick, you sit your ass down!
Okay, well, let’s open up the fucking locker then, because I know what the fuck I saw.
Yeah? Go check it. Yeah, go check it.
Yeah! I’ll go check it.
All I know is one of you bitches is lying.
What?! She’s lying. She’s a liar.
She’s the bitch that’s lying!
What?!
She’s the one with the fucking fake-ass neck brace,
and I’m the one who’s lying. That’s hilarious. Honestly.
What?!
[Big Eddy] I don’t care–
[overlapping shouting]
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! I wouldn’t do that, motherfucker.
Take a seat.
Hands! Hands!
Hands where I can see ’em.
[door slamming]
Now, I imagine you got a safe in there?
You have any fucking idea who you’re robbing?
Well, that’s the exciting part. [giggling]
I open that safe, I’m dead.
You die here or you die later.
Don’t seem like a fucking tough decision to me, boy.
You kill me, you’ll never get that shit open.
Then shoot the girls.
[Magick muttering in Spanish]
Alright. Come here.
[gun cocking]
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ts-ts-ts-ts.
[Magick praying in Spanish]
Oh, look.
Two birds, one stone.
[giggling] You got five seconds, boy.
Five! Four! Three!
[Magick whimpering]
Oh, God, please.
Keep praying, baby.
Two!
You a cold motherfucker? One.
Boom!
[Rue and Magick gasp]
[Big Eddy grunting]
[Magick gasping]
[sobbing]
[groaning]
Oo-whoo!
[groaning]
[♪ loud hip-hop music playing]
[people hollering]
[Kitty] Did you hear that?
What?
A big bang?
No.
[snorting]
[Big Eddy screaming, grunting]
What do we gotta do to convince you to open the safe?
How ’bout we blow off that donkey dick?
[laughing]
How ’bout we blow that thing off?
Whoo, whoo!
[grunting]
It’s either your balls or the motherfucking safe, man.
What’s it gonna be, dog?
Huh?
Behind the painting.
What’s that?
It’s behind the painting.
That wasn’t so hard, now, was it?
Open it.
Go on, get.
[groaning]
[grunting]
Go on.
[grunting]
[♪ tense music playing]
Proceed.
Looks like you shit your drawers.
[giggling]
[Big Eddy groaning]
[dial clicking]
[safe lock clicks]
How we lookin’?
Jackpot.
[shouting, cheering]
Go! Door, door, door!
[laughing]
Oh, shit. Fucking…
Kiss my white ass, motherfuckers!
Yeehaw!
Whoo!
Yo, Bishop, I think we need to get him to the hospital, man.
[Bishop] [on phone] He can wait. Rewind the footage.
Hey.
[Magick] They in a pickup truck.
[Bishop] Zoom in on the plates.
Hey, yo, man. Come on.
[groaning softly]
Come on. Stay up, bro.
There are no plates.
Can you see anyone’s face?
[Magick] They’re masked up.
Even the driver?
I think I got it.
[Bishop] What do you see?
[Magick] It’s a woman.
She has gigantic lips.
You know her?
It’s a– it’s a girl named Faye.
She works for Laurie.
[♪ “Cold as Ice” by M.O.P. playing]
♪ Cold as ice ♪
♪ You know that you are ♪
♪ Cold as ice ♪
♪ You’re cold as ice to me ♪
♪ Cold as ice ♪
[laughing] ♪ Oh, shit! ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ You’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ I’d like to welcome motherfuckers ♪
♪ To the back of the mind of Bill ♪
♪ See, I’m for real ♪
♪ We’re delivering these M.O.P. tactics ♪
♪ I’ll bury you bastards, I custom-make caskets ♪
♪ The BG ♪
♪ Doja nigga ♪
♪ The YG ♪
♪ Soldier nigga ♪
♪ Even the OG ♪
♪ Cobra nigga ♪
♪ Told ya, nigga, I may come with my gun in my hand ♪
♪ To make sure you motherfuckers understand ♪
♪ Pardon me, how the fuck you gonna start with me ♪
♪ I’m a heavyweight in this game, you just spar with me ♪
♪ You get laced down from your face down, drop your shit ♪
♪ Niggas thought M.O.P. stand for “mop” and shit ♪
♪ Don’t, don’t, don’t get it twisted ♪
♪ I told you that we top of the line ♪
♪ Designed realistic, for instance ♪
♪ Mash Out Posse will come through ♪
♪ And clear your ass out ♪
♪ Jump ♪
♪ And air your ass out ♪
♪ Chump ♪
♪ We cold ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ That’s right ♪
♪ You’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ You’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ You’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ You’re willing to sacrifice ♪
♪ A predicate gun buster, I passed all classes ♪
♪ One of the fastest at blasting flashes ♪
♪ You’ve seen my work, you know my steez ♪
♪ It’s a slim chance that I’ma hesitate to squeeze, please ♪
♪ Money never made me, money never played me ♪
♪ And money bet not make me wack his ass ♪
♪ Subtract his ass when I step through his hood ♪
♪ Fuck dropping you, I’m into stopping you for good ♪
♪ Stop him if you could ♪
♪ You’re as cold as ice ♪
♪ And you’ll be stiff as a log in a suit ♪
