Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake
Based on: Adventure Time by Pendleton Ward; Characters by Natasha Allegri
Season 2
Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake is an American adult animated television series developed by Adam Muto for the streaming service HBO Max. It is a spin-off of the Cartoon Network series Adventure Time (2010–2018) and the third main installment in the Adventure Time franchise. The series premiered on August 31, 2023; the second season premiered on October 23, 2025.
Where Adventure Time follows the adventures of Finn the Human and Jake the Dog, Fionna and Cake follows Finn and Jake’s gender-swapped counterparts, Fionna the Human and Cake the Cat. The series also features Simon Petrikov, a character whom for most of Adventure Time had been known as the Ice King.
Fionna lives with her cat, Cake, in a universe without magic, spending her days cycling through dead-end jobs. At night, she dreams of a magical yet elusive world where she can find fulfillment. Simon, in the alternate universe home to the Land of Ooo, works from home as a living exhibit of a bygone era and faces similar anxieties to Fionna’s. The trio travel throughout the multiverse, stalked by an antagonist who seeks to erase them from existence.
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Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E01 – The Hare and the Sprout | Transcript
Original release date: October 23, 2025 (HBO Max)
In Marceline’s house, Astrid narrates her hand-drawn story to Simon, which reminds Princess Bubblegum that she hasn’t seen Finn lately; in fact, Finn becomes seriously ill because of the wound on his back (from the previous season). Huntress Wizard brings Finn to WizArts, where Simon is having a lecture, and she flies to the Heart of the Forest. Fionna and Cake help Gary for his new café, the Sweet Spot, but Queenie reveals that she owns the lot and chases them from the place.
[Astrid] It all started when Prismo the Wishmaster, made a wish.
He made a new version of Finn The Human.
A girl named Fionna.
But her magical world turned into a boring one.
So she went on a quest to fix it.
First, she came to our world of Ooo.
And after I reunited her with Cake, we became best friends.
[Simon] Is that really what happened, Astrid?
[Astrid] Yes. Yes, it did.
After visiting a bunch of universes…
[Winter King] Help me!
Hyah!
Grrr!
[Astrid] …Fionna decided she liked her world the way it was.
Fionna returned home and saved it from being destroyed by an evil bug.
Then, some magical stuff happened.
And now, Fionna is her own person.
Not just a copy of Finn.
[Bubblegum] That reminds me.
Where is Finn?
I haven’t seen him in a while.
[Simon] Last I saw, he was heading to Huntress Wizard’s Place.
Wait, those two are back on again?
Hmm.
[Marceline] I gotta give that girl a call.
[Bubblegum] You have her number?
No.
[Astrid clears throat]
And so Fionna lived happily ever after.
[electronic music playing]
[on radio] You’re listening to the Original GROF.
My name is DJ Slime.
You know, that song always reminds me of my many failings.
Seriously, how bad can I feel about myself?
[Fionna groans]
Well, anyway, I got the hot, hot, hottest new single from DJ Flame.
[music starts playing]
[music stops]
[announcer] Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience.
[Norm] Hey, not feeling so great, Sammy.
I tell ya my dogs are barkin’ so much, I’m issuing a noise complaint!
[audience laughing]
My friends, defend the castle!
[Celine grunting on tv]
Blood! Blood everywhere!
Heh heh, cool.
[sniffs]
Cake!
Hey, Babyface.
Wanna come over for breakfast before we bounce?
Or are you too busy being an independent single gal living it up in your brand new apartment?
[Fionna whooping]
Well, it depends.
Whacha cooking?
I got waffles…
I got hot dogs!
Hmm.
[clicks tongue] What do people normally pick?
Mmm.
[munching]
Mmm. Why pick?
I’ll just stick with the coffee.
[gulps]
[shudders] Ugh!
Okay, Cake.
We got a big day… today!
Wa… wa… wait. My pants!
[opening theme music playing]
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
[theme music ends]
[Fionna straining]
Woaah! Oof!
Beep, beep, beep.
Sure do appreciate the help, Fionna.
My back is just so horribly jacked up.
Just doin’ my part.
If you had this kind of hustle before, I would a kept you on.
Here’s those fairy lights you asked about.
Marshall’s gonna love these.
How’s that tarp holding up?
Gotta go. Thanks for the lights.
[clicks tongue]
Fix that hole, girl.
Miss Campbell.
As a token of appreciation for saving our fair city, 15 percent off your order.
Killer.
And, uh…
Apologies for firing you last year.
It’s cool.
I… I sucked.
There, there.
I wonder what Gary’s baking up today.
Probably something elaborate and delish.
Magic Kitty!
That’s me, honey.
[gasps] C… c… can you turn into a elephant?
Sure.
[grunts]
How about a horse?
[grunting]
[girl] Do a cowboy riding a horse riding an elephant!
[laughs heartily]
[crying] So cool!
[girl] I love you!
What’s next on the list, Fi?
Mmm.
Super fine, dark cocoa powder.
[gasps] Cocoa.
You know what that means.
Zip it, Fionna.
[laughing]
And on your left, you’ll see more destruction brought to our fair city by none other than this total deadbeat.
Fionna Campbell.
[indistinct chatter]
It’s Fionna!
Fun fact, I fired her messy ass.
I… I saved your life, Queenie.
And what do you want?
A widdle trophy?
The only reward I need is never working for you.
Cheapskate.
[all] Oooh!
She called you cheap.
[growls] Stop the bus!
The simpletons of this city might love you for now.
But deep down, you know, you’re a true loser.
[growls] Woah, there, Fi.
She’s not worth it.
Jumped up Abadeer wannabe!
[growls] Chill, Fionna!
Heh heh heh.
Come on, Cake.
We got a mission.
Wait!
Woosah.
Okay, we can go in now.
[bell dinging]
Hi, MCron.
Hey, man.
Is that a new hoodie?
Candy!
For me?
Thank you.
Eh, eh.
Shh.
Go find the cocoa!
So, what’s in these? Pumpkin?
These are great!
Even better than mice!
[winces]
I mean, I don’t…
I don’t eat mice…
Anymore.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
No! No, no, no, no, no, please!
Ah!
Half off! Perfect.
Where the heck…?
[mumbles imperceptibly]
Aha!
Hey!
Ah, wonderful.
This will ensure that my lava cakes are truly… [clicks] Thanks for picking it off the shelf for me, sweetie.
[grunts]
Gary… needs… this!
Yeah, I like fish sticks!
[thud]
Fionna?
[Cutter groans] I got the cocoa!
[Cutter] Dork!
Pay that beautiful man!
Oh!
[Cutter groans]
Hey, girl.
Fionna, you know, it’s hard enough for me to keep my cool without you trashing his store.
Here’s your stuff.
Hey, I think this one’s for you.
[giggles]
[phone vibrating]
Simon!
Hey, Simon.
Hey, girl.
I’m out for a walk.
Thought I’d check in.
See how you’re doing.
Oh, we’re doing…
[shudders] good.
We’re doing good.
So how’s living with Marcy?
Everything cool?
[Simon] Oh, It’s great!
Little crowded.
And she likes to play music very loudly late at night.
And I always feel a bit awkward around PB, you know?
I used to kidnap her and stuff.
I think we’re cool, but I can never tell with her.
Marcy has been a sweetheart, though.
They’re both sweethearts, really. I shouldn’t complain.
So all in all, it’s pretty good?
Yeah! And I leave for Wiz Arts tomorrow, so…
Oh, right! Are you excited?
I am.
I enjoy teaching and being around magic.
Though magic did ruin my relationship and drive me insane for centuries.
But I’m in a better place now.
[Fionna] Yeah, I’m proud of you.
Yeah.
So how’s the Sweet Spot coming along?
Great! Grand opening tomorrow.
Wish you could be there.
Oh! That’s big.
Are you bringing anyone special?
Nah, I’m not even thinking about that stuff right now.
Cake!
We’re supposed to put those up all over town!
[smiles sheepishly]
Simon, I gotta go.
Okay. Have fun.
You too. [hangs up] Eh, nothing rhymes with orange.
[mysterious music playing]
[sighs in exasperation]
[groans softly]
[weakly] Huntress… Wizard…
[metal clanking]
[wings flapping]
Rad.
[whooshing]
Oh, yeah. Brekkie Huntress.
[squelching]
[gulps] Thanks, babe.
[roars]
Finn?
What’s all this biz?
Have you been training animals to feed you?
Finn?
Boy, you so lazy?
[winces] [groans] Huh?
[whispers] Hickory nuts.
[Fionna] Peanuts, macadamia nuts, and almonds.
Done.
Mmm.
[sighs]
Yo, Gare! Delivery!
Fionna! Cake!
Did you get the cocoa powder?
Yep. This is it.
See? Told you I could get everything in one day.
Procrastination has no consequences.
[Squirrel] I think I’m in my Impressionist period.
I don’t paint, I have no desire to paint.
But if I did paint, I feel like that would really be my thing.
I… until I grew out of it, you know?
Yo, Ellis.
Hey, girls.
Give me some sugar.
Whoo!
I’d also like the loan of sugar.
[Fionna] Marshall!
Hey, Marshall!
[hisses]
[Fionna] Think fast.
Sick. Can’t wait to bloody these up.
Babe, ew.
Here, I made Thank-You pastries.
[laughs exultantly]
Oh! Can I have the cream puff?
[both] Mmm.
How much do I owe you for the stuff?
Don’t worry about it.
I like helping my friends.
You’re the best, Fi.
What would we do without you?
Eh, it’s nothing.
[strumming guitar]
[phone vibrating]
[Hunter] Fionna.
Aaah!
[sighs] Oh, Hunter.
These roses keep springing up all over the park.
They remind me of Rosa rubiginosa.
[sniffs]
Hmm?
I thought you’d like one.
Oh!
For here.
Oh, yeah, right.
Thanks.
You’re… you’re bleeding.
Huh.
Does it hurt?
[scoffs] Nope.
Hey, Hunter.
You stickin’ around?
We’re gonna have a little celebration.
No, I should head out.
I have an early day tomorrow.
Good night, friends.
Have a great day.
You gonna walk H home?
No. Are you?
Who’s ready for drinks?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Friends, my dreams are finally coming true.
Even better than I envisioned them.
And I finally have a backyard.
And it’s thanks to all of you.
And especially, my best friend, my hero, Fionna.
Love you.
To the morrow!
[all cheering] To the morrow!
[rasping]
Hyper viper.
Bleh.
[grunts annoyingly]
[coughing]
[groans] Finn, what poisoned you?
A cockatrice? A naga?
A medium sized Manticore?
Cone snail.
I’ve never met a non-tranchy cone snail.
[coughs] [weakly] Fought… a… bear.
Simon.
Simon?
Ice King Simon?
[groans weakly]
Finn? Finn!
[soldiers battling]
[panting]
[grunting]
C’mon!
[soldiers grunting]
[soldiers groaning]
[groans]
Ugh.
[Young Fionna grunting]
Ha!
Cake!
Taste my gut!
[soldiers screaming]
[soldier panting]
[laughing]
[Fionna panting]
Wohoo!
[laughs]
[Gary] Help me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me, Fionna!
Help me!
[gasps]
[creaking]
Help me!
Ayudame.
Damn! Little help?
Aah!
Aaah!
There!
Fionna?
[sharp gasp]
[both screaming]
Aaah!
I’m out baby.
[gong ringing]
[gong ringing again]
[groans softly]
Wake up!
Aah!
[snorts] We killed Gary!
What’s that?
[Queenie snaps fingers] Huh?
[Fionna] Woah.
Even before the world got wrecked, this place used to be a real dump.
[Ellis grumbles]
But you idiots really made something of it. Huh?
Ugh, shove off, witch!
What? From my own property?
Buh?
That’s right.
This place belongs to me!
What?
[both] Ah!
[screaming]
Aah!
Aah!
[bells chiming]
[indistinct chatter]
[chalk squeaking]
This is History of Magic Artifacts with Simon Petrikov.
And I “arti” give you the “facts”. Heh.
[sarcastically] Woah, Simon.
You’re teaching a class about yourself?
You know, because you’re so old.
Hi, Pep.
Ooh! I almost forgot.
Mommies say hi.
[growls]
Now, you might have heard I was something of an Ice King.
And while I’m still a pretty cool guy, I promise I have put that drama behind me.
[ceiling crashes]
[students screaming]
[all gasp]
[groans] Big Beagle!
Huntress Wizard?
W… What are you…?
Explain.
Oh Finn…
I was attacked by a green bear.
[growling]
When Finn swooped in to save me, he was thrown violently into this weird, thorny bush.
Bush! Where?
He called it…
The Heart of the Forest.
Keep him alive.
Forget everything you heard about that place.
[whooshes] Huh?
Wait!
Don’t go!
[groans weakly]
[growling]
My house is in there.
My dreams are in there.
They’re my dreams now.
It’s called back rent.
[growling] You can’t do this!
I can did this.
[grunts] [thuds]
[both growling]
[Gary] Everything I’ve worked for…
It’s all gone.
Hey, don’t be sad.
I don’t know how yet, but I’m gonna fix this.
[sniffs]
Bear stank.
[gasps]
[end theme music playing]
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Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E02 – The Crocodile Who Bit a Log | Transcript
Original release date: October 30, 2025 (HBO Max)
A flashback features how Huntress Wizard gained magic. Fionna attempts to retrieve Sweet Spot in various ways, later planning to buy it from Queenie. Huntress Wizard collects some sap from the Heart of the Forest, disabling Green Wizards’ magic and falling into a portal; her body blows apart in explosion and turns into seeds, scattered across dimensions, she arrives in the Fionna-world when Fionna is talking on the phone with Simon, who is on an ambulance heading to the Candy Kingdom with Finn.
[whack]
[effort grunts, panting]
[grunting]
[Spirit Dream Warrior] Heyoh.
Again.
[whack]
[straining]
[gnawing]
[applauds]
Huntress, you ran those first rites like a pro.
If you still seek power, the tooth must bite.
[grunts]
Dang. You didn’t even blink.
On to the heart.
When you came to me years ago, I promised to lead you down the path, the path you needed.
[Huntress] Mm.
Oh, wait a minute.
We’re this way.
Whoa.
Get back, ya nasty.
Green Wizards only.
Oh, Spirit Dream Warrior.
Hmm…
Another one?
Our order doesn’t need any more strays.
Relax, Witch Wizard.
I wouldn’t bring you a scrub.
She’s paid her dues. Go on.
Fine.
[crackles]
[wizards chanting]
One with the heart.
Keep its mysteries on lock.
Green Wizards only.
Well, looks like you’re one of us now.
No, I’m on my own.
[opening theme music playing]
[metallic clunks]
[groans]
Get ready.
Uh, Fi, should we be doing it this way?
Maybe we can look up squatters’ rights or something.
Come on, Cake.
[grunts]
[straining]
[rattling]
Be sure to get my mixer and spatulas.
Oh, and don’t forget my sprinkles.
I meant the silver jimmies.
This mixer is like his child.
Cool.
[gasps]
[objects clattering]
[light switch clicks]
I think Queenie’s up.
We can take her.
[grunts]
[man] Put that crockery back.
Come get rolled.
You!
Hey… hey, hey, hey.
Let’s just be civil.
I’m not taking orders from no cat.
[growls]
[screams]
Shoot! My glasses.
Hey.
Kheirosiphon?
Why are you helping Queenie?
[blows]
Yeah, we technically freed you.
Sorry. I got laid off from the tea shop.
I need the money.
Yeah, I get it, man.
Jobs are a farce.
Now, scram!
[yells]
[screams]
Not cool!
Come on! Come on!
[grunts]
Go! Go!
And stay out!
[groans] What’s my life…
Witch Wizard.
Still on guard duty.
Huntress Wizard.
What’s up? That a new top?
No.
Yeah. No, it is.
It is, actually.
Why have you come to this hallowed place?
Uh…
I was just in the local area, communing with branches.
How have you been doing?
[hisses]
Whoa, bro. What the fig!
Look, I’m only gonna take a little.
[gasps] Heresy.
He needs it, my friend.
[laughing]
The blood loaf that choked me out.
You’ve told him our secret!
Traitor.
[screams] Traitor!
I told Finn about this place specifically so he would stay away.
He deserves to die.
[heart thumping]
[panting]
[explosion]
[growling]
Got you!
[laughs]
Quit it!
[grunts]
[swish] [grunts]
[growls]
Huh?
[straining]
[teeth shattering]
[cries]
My teeth.
[grunts]
[straining]
I know what I’m doing, Witch.
No, no!
Stay away from the heart.
It’s forbidden.
Something catastrophic could happen.
Like what?
Uh, something dirty.
[inhales]
For Finn.
[gasps] No!
[sighs in relief]
[pouring] [gasps]
[straining]
Oh, no.
[earth trembling]
[birds cawing]
I told you!
[panting]
[bellows]
I didn’t know.
[bellowing continues]
[panting]
What’s happening?
[grunts]
Why didn’t you listen?
[Blade Wizard] The hell?
Witch Wizard, what goes on here?
[shudders]
[gasps] The source!
She did this.
I… I didn’t mean to.
Seize her.
Huh?
You’ve doomed us all.
[screams] Kill her!
[pops lips]
We’ll have to go analog.
[wick hisses] [grunts]
[explosion]
[grunting]
[explosions]
Whoa! [grunts] What?
[Huntress] Witch Wizard!
No.
Finn!
[straining]
[wick hissing] Huh?
[explosion]
Well, it finally happened. I lost the bar.
[cries]
[audience laughing]
[glass breaking]
So no tab then?
[Norm cries]
Frasier, the took Cheers.
[Frasier] Heavens! That’s terrible.
[groans] Piece of junk.
[Frasier] Let me buy you a drink, Sam.
[Sam] It’s my bar.
[audience laughing]
[Cliff] Was your bar.
Since when did greyhounds have onions in them?
She’s still sore about when I worked here.
[munching]
[Ruby] Sore?
You broke all my top shelf liquor doing your stupid routines.
It’s called flair.
Check it.
[gulping]
[glass breaking]
I’ll pay for that.
[grumbling]
Sorry, Cakey.
Haven’t I been embarrassed enough?
Does it hurt?
[scoffs] Nah.
And now that I know we’re dealing with firepower, I can put him out.
[straining]
Ruby, you got any oven mitts or foil I can wrap myself in?
Cake, he’s a fire god.
I don’t want you to get hurt again.
[sighs] Okay.
I still think I can take him, though.
Don’t petronize me.
I’m a grown woman.
[chuckles]
[Gary sighs]
I’m really sorry I suggested the spot.
I thought it was abandoned.
I mean, technically, we did squat there.
Yeah, but the whole concept of ownership is jacked.
[phone vibrating]
[groans] Where am I gonna live now?
You could always, you know, stay at my place.
Oh. Um…
Really?
Aw, you angels.
But what about your bakery dreams?
[sighs] Queenie won this one, Fionna.
[Cliff] Aw, don’t let him get you down, Sam. Not yet. Cheers can come back bigger and crazier than ever. You can do it.
[Norm] You can do it, Sam.
[Frasier] Save Cheers.
[Cliff] Eh, we gotta drink somewhere.
Cliff is right. Cheers… Uh…
We just got to come back bigger and crazier than ever.
Unstoppable.
[glass shattering]
[Ruby grumbling]
[Kirin] Oh, how about a leech?
Like a giant, magical, healing leech?
You know, to suck out all the poison.
What? No, no.
That doesn’t exist.
Look for any mentions of “The Heart of the Forest.”
Check the ancient texts, the new stuff, the joke books.
Yes. He seems to be under a powerful enchantment.
[Princess Bubblegum]
What does Huntress Wizard say?
She didn’t. I don’t know when Huntress is coming back.
Hmm, no mention of a heart, but check it.
Distendo!
[pops]
[Simon] Pep.
Give him some space, students.
Oh, Finn.
It’s going to be all right. I’m at my wit’s end.
Don’t worry, Simon.
I’ve sent help.
[Banana Guard 1 mimics siren]
[engine rumbling]
[crashes]
[grunts]
Another ambulance, please.
[groans]
[ground trembling]
Huh?
[Fionna] Kheiro!
I’m here to take back what’s ours.
[babbles]
[Peptank] You’re toast, sucker.
[laughs] Yeah. Okay.
[growls]
For a deity, he kind of stuck up.
Peptank, take aim.
No. No, no, no.
Don’t blow up my van.
[Peptank] You guys gotta make up your mind.
You’re wasting a perfectly good tank.
Hmm. Hey, look.
Look at the sign.
You want me to blow up the sign?
Yes.
Or no, I have a better idea.
Let’s buy this place.
Well, yeah.
All of us together?
That could be cool.
Math…
[wind blowing]
I’ll save you, Sweet Spot.
Tank, back it up.
I thought you brought me here to level the place.
Yeah. That was a bad plan, I guess.
[Cake] Mmhmm.
Well, you still got to hold up your end of the deal.
Yeah, yeah.
[hazard beeping]
[Finn] Huntress.
I’m thinking about dying soon.
Bummer.
You’re gonna forget all about me.
Never.
Never.
Oh, fig.
Huh?
Where the crud?
[gasps]
Whoa, whoa!
Hmm.
[screams]
[grunts]
[munching]
Yep, I’m on Babyworld Finn duty tonight.
Nah, Peptank’s got a thing.
[party music playing]
Listen, you’re super old.
You’ve probably bought a bunch of property, right?
Well, you know, the market was always so crazy and…
Stop that.
Was I supposed to be saving money this whole time?
What the heck is an APR?
[groans] How was I supposed to know any of this?
[Simon] Put that away.
Are you out?
What’s all that noise?
No. What are you doing?
I gotta get the boba out of his neck.
That’s his Adam’s apple.
Oh. You’re a good doctor.
[mimicking ambulance siren]
[thunder rumbling]
[light flickering]
Huh?
[phone line ringing]
[sonar popping]
[man screaming]
[cars honking]
Hello.
[wailing]
[screaming]
[straining]
[panting]
[The Voice]
You all right up there?
Huh?
Oh, a visitor.
[zaps]
Who’s there?
[grunts]
This place is crazy.
[screams]
I have to get back to Ooo.
[The Voice] You wish to leave this place, little homey?
Yes.
[The Voice] You just gotta choose which direction you want to grow.
Choose.
[growling]
[Simon] I’m in the ambulance with Finn.
There.
[Fionna] Simon!
Simon, seriously.
What’s going on?
[Simon sighs]
I’m in the ambulance with Finn.
Oh, no.
Is it bad?
Fionna, Finn’s gonna be fine.
He’s got a lot of people pulling for him.
But what if people pulling for him doesn’t matter?
What if they give up on him?
We won’t. I promise.
[defibrillator charging]
[Banana Guard] Clear.
[Banana Guard screams]
[phone call ends]
[straining]
Hey, no!
[sighs]
You got to pay attention, baby.
That’s no way to live.
[blows raspberry]
Look, no one taught you anything.
And that’s not your fault.
You’re trying your best.
But if you don’t pull it together, everyone’s gonna leave you.
Now eat your waffle dog.
[Baby Finn] Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.
It’s good, I swear.
I hope you don’t eat it.
Then it’s all mine.
What? You’re insulted by reverse psychology?
Baby’s too smart.
[mimicking ambulance siren]
[closing theme music playing]
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Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E03 – The Lion of Embers | Transcript
Original release date: November 6, 2025 (HBO Max)
A flashback features the moment Fionna-world lost magic. Fionna, now with her friends, plan a fundraiser; Prismo and Cosmic Owl watch Huntress Wizard, as a seed, struggling for water, telling Scarab that it’s not in their jurisdiction. Back in Ooo, many princesses give unconscious Finn a kiss, unable to heal him. Princess Bubblegum also struggles to figure out how to heal Finn. Fionna sees DJ Flame with “his girl”, Fennel, in a nightclub; a drunken Fionna cries in her apartment, and her tear revives the seed. Cosmic Owl appears in the dream of Big Destiny, who is soon killed by his son, Peanut.
[laughing maniacally]
Oh, come on. It’s funny.
[Ice Queen yells] Look out!
[Fionna exclaims]
[groans] Chill out, Ice Queen!
You’re just jealous of my new fuel boy.
Fionna, help!
Let me out of here!
[growls]
Whoa!
The more you struggle, the more steam you make for my Ice-O-Tomaton.
Let Flame Prince go, ya creep!
Or else!
[Fionna gasps]
No one hurts Cake!
[Ice Queen exclaims]
[ice shattering]
[penguins quack]
[Cake groans]
Cakey!
[softly] Sorry.
[heavy footsteps]
[coughing]
Fionna… [groans] Let’s go!
Yayah!
FP!
Please be okay.
[Flame Prince] Mmm.
[Fionna chuckles] Hot. Oh!
Really hot.
[nervous groan]
We gotta jet!
[both panting]
Ah!
[Flame Prince groans]
[yells]
I’m gonna be late.
[panting]
Out of my way.
[groans] Dude.
Wow, what a jerk.
Nice outfit, though.
[opening theme music playing]
[Fionna] Well, that’s big talk, coming from you.
Yeah? Oh, yeah?
Is that so?
Well, you know what, Queenie?
Screw you!
You can take your interest rate and cram it in your escrow.
Queenie wants $50,000.
[Gary, Marshall gasp]
[Ellis P] Gasp.
And I kind of pissed her off.
So if it’s not in her hands by the end of the week, The Sweet Spot’s gonna be turned into a parking lot.
No!
But parking lots do nothing to revitalize neighborhoods.
[sighs] So it’s come to this.
[coins jingling]
[others gasp] Forgive me, Lil’ P! [grunts] I don’t think this is legal tender.
[Ellis P] Actually, I’m gonna need that back to buy a new piggybank.
Thanks for trying, Ellis.
[DJ Slime] Next up, DJ Flame’s hot new single…
Marshall, your mom’s loaded.
Ask her for money.
No way.
Come on, rich boy.
Cough it up…
We could do a bake sale?
I’ll make gourmet cookies.
Can you bake like a million of ’em?
Or one really expensive cookie?
Like some kind of fundraiser.
Oh, yeah, I see my mom pull in a lot of money from those.
Tell me everything we need.
[Marshall] Well, you need to find a venue, invite performers, sell tickets and merch.
[Fionna] Write it down.
I’ll never remember all that.
This is perfect.
And Marshall can play the music.
Oh. Uh… I don’t do big crowds.
[Fionna] But you’re so good.
Nah.
Yeah, babe, you’d be so great.
Okay, fine.
Yes!
[Marshall] But no covers.
[Gary] I’ll be the treasurer.
Ooh, I can’t wait to balance some receipts.
[Cake] And I’ll get started on a sick logo!
[Babyworld Finn] Ooh!
Take him back to Peptank.
I got an idea for where we could host the fundraiser.
This is gonna work, you guys.
I freaking know it!
[door closes]
[Cosmic Owl] Booyah!
You owe me 20 crystals.
Dang, I really thought Babyworld Finn was gonna eat her.
Thirty crystals on Huntress drying out before Fionna notices.
[Scarab] What are you doing, Prismo?
Why are you letting this crossover slide?
Eh, it’s not our jurisdiction.
Get in the tub, Scrabby.
[Scarab] But she’s in the wrong universe!
Cutie.
The forces that brought Huntress to Fionnaworld are beyond the multiverse.
[Scarab] There’s nothing “beyond” the multiverse.
Okay, I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’ve been cool.
This is the multiverse as you know it.
And this is what she’s dealing with.
[Scarab] Whoa!
Like I said, not our problem.
[Scarab] Then whose problem is it?
Who cares?
I just want to play games and not think about all this stuff.
[beeping]
[groans] Another croak dream.
Croak dream!
[Cosmic Owl sighs]
Later, Prismo.
Dude, I love croak dreams.
[Scarab] But the green stuff, I have so many questions.
[Prismo] Shh! I wanna see who bites it.
Mmm. He’s definitely poisoned, and it’s killing him.
But it’s also keeping him alive somehow.
How does that make sense?
I don’t know.
It doesn’t.
Finn, I’ll kill you if you die on us!
I can fix him.
I just need more samples.
[indistinct chatter]
Do you guys hear that?
[Simon mumbles]
[chatter grows louder]
Peebs!
[princesses chatter]
Please stand back, ladies.
[agitated chatter]
[Princess Bubblegum] Princesses!
What do you guys want?
We heard Finn is in a deathlike sleep.
He needs the power of a true love’s kiss to revive him.
[blows raspberry]
That’s fairy tale woo hoo!
[Lumpy Space]
Out of my way, pigs! [grunts] I’m the only true love Finn needs.
[grunts] Don’t push.
[indistinct shouting]
This is exciting.
Banana guards! Lock the gates.
Yes, Mom.
Ugh!
Turtle Princess, I need backup.
These tranches are trying to steal my boy.
That little miser wants 50K.
So we need a cheap venue for this weekend.
That much, huh?
Please stand back, Fionna.
And I was thinking, you know, the air is free, so… why not do it in the park?
And I figured you could help us with that.
I can’t authorize that.
But I can set you up with the park committee.
Really?
Of course.
Now, seriously, step back.
Thanks!
Fionna!
[Fionna exclaims]
[exclaims in Spanish]
Hold on!
I’m okay. [laughs] Talk to you later.
Ouch. I’m such a dummy.
[Fionna groans]
[DJ Flame] Oh, shoot, sorry.
Are you okay?
[groans] Fionna?
[Fionna] Phelix?
Oh, wow, Fionna.
Sorry again.
I’m tough.
I’m a tough guy.
Oh, yeah, I know.
You saved the world.
That was seriously badass.
Oh. [giggles] Yeah.
But I don’t like to brag about it.
What’s new with you?
Oh, I’ve got a new song out.
It’s kind of blowing up, and I don’t mind bragging about it.
I haven’t heard it.
Classic Fionna.
I’m playing over at The Belly tonight.
You should totally come.
Oh, I don’t know.
It’s kind of… pricey.
No, no. I’ll put you on the guest list.
Yeah, okay, I’ll be there.
Sorry, can I just…
It was driving me crazy.
I’m glad I ran into you.
Me too.
I’ll see you tonight.
[heart beating softly]
[pounding on door]
[guards yelp] Hey, man, they’re princesses.
Don’t use the pointy part.
Use the lemniscate end.
Is that what it’s called?
[grunts]
[guards] Oh, Glob!
[yelling and grunting]
It’s a princess invasion!
[princesses yelling]
It’s bad out there.
[yells]
We’ll figure it out.
Yeah, and Huntress Wizard is working on something.
I think.
[Princess Bubblegum panting] What? Forest magic?
We don’t have time to wait for Huntress Wizard.
The longer he’s like this, the harder it’s gonna be to get him back.
Don’t flip out on me now, PB, but maybe we should give this kiss thing a go.
A kiss can’t bring somebody back from the brink of death.
That’s not what you told me last night.
[blows] I did say that.
[sips, retches]
Hmm.
It needs something eye-catching.
[Bandit, Keeoth laugh]
Stolen cotton candy just tastes sweeter.
Hmm?
Oh, Lord, girl.
[exhales]
“Hey, it’s Cake.
Wanna hang out tonight?”
[beep, ding]
“Yeah! What did you have in mind?”
[whimpers, yells]
Huh?
What’s a cool thing to do on a date?
Oh… Well, in my day, we’d go dancing.
Cake! We’re going clubbing.
I can’t believe he’s gonna be here in person.
I know. I’m dying.
Who are they talking about?
Hmm?
I don’t really know what they’re speaking to.
Why do you look so good?
Uh… Why do you, sexy?
You like it? Thanks.
[banana guards] Aww…
Um… I… I like your harness.
Fionna Campbell.
Come on, guys.
[EDM music playing]
It’s a lot louder in here than I expected.
What?
DJ Slime!
[slime noise] Listen up, all you party people.
[person] Whoo!
It’s t-t-t-time for the guy you’ve all been waiting for…
DJ Sli… Flame!
♪ Deej DDDDDJ Flame
Flame Flame ♪
[crowd cheering]
♪ DJ Flame Flame Flame ♪
Fionna, seriously?
He broke up with you.
In a text message!
He only broke up with me because his feelings were getting too real and he was afraid.
You only dated for a few weeks.
It was six months.
Oh, yeah.
[sighs]
Our souls are connected.
I can’t explain it, but I know there’s something there.
This is a bad idea.
What do you know about relationships?
I…
[phone beeps]
[Cake] “Sorry. It’s too loud.
I’m gonna bounce.”
No!
[door slams open]
[faint music]
[door shuts]
[music playing]
Hey, hey. My girl’s here!
Come on up, baby.
[crowd cheering]
[man] Oh, my God!
[woman] She’s so hot!
[cheering and whistling]
[gulping]
[Huntress Wizard] Hmm. [raspy] Spirit Warrior.
What can I get ya?
[smacking lips] I had the cure for Finn right in my hand, and I lost it. How do I get back to that gnarly root space? How do I get home?
Oh, you want to go where everyone knows your name?
[gulps] Yes.
What do you call this?
Uh… beet?
Follow the beet to the roots. I use this to get underground.
Underground…
A broken tool seeks the flame.
I’m about to croak from thirst.
That’s all my good advice. You’re on your own, kiddo.
[raspy] Fat help… you are…
[smooches] Huh.
[Hotdog Princess] Little help, please. Muah! That was practice! [exclaiming]
Keep it moving.
Doesn’t this feel kind of wrong?
[sighs] I don’t love it, but I’m willing to try anything right now.
Just think of it as magic CPR. Is CPR wrong?
Uh…
[thudding]
[murmuring]
[all gasp]
Whoa.
Oh!
I did not expect that.
So rugged.
It’s her.
[murmuring]
Hey, F the H… On Death’s Door, but still as pretty as ever. You know… I really did love you.
[gulps, groans] [groaning] “Cake, I’m really sorry I messed up your date. I love you.” [groans]
[knocking at door]
Hunter? Hunter, are you in there?
[Hunter] Yeah. Give me a sec.
Oh. Uh, sorry.
Fionna.
Hey, Hunter…
Are you okay?
Uh, you know, sometimes you’re into someone and they’re sending signals they’re into you, too. But then it turns out to be all in your head? [crying] I thought he liked me.
Who?
DJ Flame! But he’s with a new girl, and she’s basically a copycat version of me!
You mean Fennel?
That’s her name? [blows raspberry] I hate everything about her.
Fennel’s actually really cool. We’ve known each other forever.
Oh, uh… Damn it! What is wrong with me?
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with you, Fionna.
You’re… You’re so, so nice.
Whoa, no. I mean, I like you, but… you’re drunk and not thinking clearly.
I’m so clear.
Fionna.
Shit! I’m sorry. I don’t know what I’m doing. I’ll just go.
Can I walk you home?
Stop being so nice!
[sighs in exasperation]
Well, Phoebe, guess you weren’t “The One.”
Eh, it was a long shot. I am seeing someone else now.
Get out! Who is it?
I’m single. Let me try.
No, Muscle Princess! His weakened lips!
[Muscle Princess]
I’m made of love!
[Simon exclaiming]
Princesses, wait! There is something you can do to help.
[phone buzzing]
[line ringing]
Of course Simon’s not picking up. He’s probably busy riding baby dragons and smooching gumdrop gals. I saved the world… [munching] …and I’m still a loser. God! I can’t even keep a stupid plant alive. [crying] [sniffles] Where’s my happily ever after? [snoring]
[sheep bleating]
Eat well, my stupid flock. Hmm?
[low growl]
[Big Destiny grunts]
Bam!
[wolf whines]
[grunts] Whoo! Huh?
Uh… Just ignore me. Hoot.
Good night, Daddy.
Hoot…
[yells]
[panting]
Of course! T’was but a stupid dream. Big D could never be defeated in the real style world. No way.
[wolf snarls]
[Big Destiny yells]
Good night, Daddy.
[Big Destiny] Peanut.
[piercing]
[Big Destiny groans] Damn. Choice croak dream.
[soft music playing]
* * *
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E04 – The Cat Who Tipped the Box | Transcript
Original release date: November 13, 2025 (HBO Max)
Huntress Wizard was an orphan raised by a huntsman couple. Forgetting Hunter’s park department meeting, Fionna encounters DJ Flame again, while Cake is invited for a cameo in Cheers, in fact recorded in a box, and she tips it; as Prismo has wish-granting problem, Simon borrows the Demonic Wishing Eye from the Ice Thing to save Finn. Huntress Wizard reforms and talks to Fionna’s phone, angered by Princess Bubblegum’s words, she tosses it and passes out; Fionna’s aparment is locked, with an eviction notice outside.
[narrator] Once upon a time, deep in the forest, dwelled an old huntsman and his wife. And more than anything, they wanted a family.
[arrow lands]
[chittering]
[squawks]
[chomps]
[thunderclap]
[opening theme music playing]
Okay, we need flour, like a heap of flour.
Hey, guys, check out all this stuff I swiped.
The samples are free.
I’ll be right back.
Ah. Here we go. Sustainably milled, ultrarefined.
Ooh.
Maybe you can compromise on some of your ingredients?
[gasps] Would you compromise your sound?
Actually, I’m thinking of writing some new songs for the show.
Really?
Yeah, I don’t know about what.
You could write one about me.
You are quite amuseing.
[cell phone ringing]
Unknown? Hello?
[woman] Marshall, I heard you got kicked out of your squat. If there’s anything I can do…
Jeez, Mom. Sorry, can’t hear you.
Nope, I gotta do it. [grunts]
[both grunt]
Whoa. Oh, sorry. I was distracted. [gasps]
And they told me I was the perfect candidate for their hybrid program. And I was like, yes.
[sighs] Do you really think Fionna’s plan is gonna work?
If you asked me a month ago, I would have said no. But since she got back, she’s really got it together.
[cell phone vibrating]
[woman] Hey, Fionna. How are you doing? I just wanted to let you know I set up a Parks Department meeting at 5:00. Don’t be late, okay?
[Fionna] [groans] Time to get up. [groans]
[on radio] DJ Slime coming to you this beautiful afternoon.
[Fionna] Today is a new day. [groans] And I have a fundraiser to organize and promote.
Last night’s DJ Flame show was packed. Seems like just yesterday our golden boy was doing tiny garage shows.
[Fionna] Huh. Yeah. How did he get so big?
[gargles]
[DJ Slime on radio] I don’t know how he got so big. And not only is he a world-class hunk, the kid’s a PR whiz.
[Fionna] [gasps] I need DJ Flame. Uh, I need to talk to him.
Keep your panties on, though, ladies. He’s taken. [imitates kissing]
[Fionna] No, no, this is strictly professional.
What you can get into your panties is his latest single, which I’m giving away. Call now.
[Fionna] I could call him. Actually, I don’t have his number anymore since I got a new phone. But I do know all his hangouts.
What are you waiting for?
[Fionna] Nothing!
[speaking in other language]
[all] Good luck.
[reviewer] So what’s the verdict? I’m giving Prismo’s pickles an eight or nine on crunch.
That’s an all-time high on the show.
Hell yeah! My pickles rip.
I’m really into cornichons lately. I’m thinking about them right now.
Hey.
[Prismo] Oh, look who it is.
Hey, Simon.
Oh, yes.
Hey.
Hey, Scarab.
What up, man? You miss me already?
We want to make a wish to cure Finn. He’s in critical condition.
Ugh. It feels like the time core is a couple milliseconds out of sync. Could you check on it?
Yes, mighty Prismo.
So lately, I’m having kind of a wish-granting problem. Look. Ugh, sorry, guys. I got no wish dazzle left.
What happened to you, P? You used to be magnificent.
I…
You made me walk all that way for nothing.
Okay, guys, you’re welcome. Bye!
But you did…
Hmm.
Eh.
I guess wish magic is off the table. I mean, unless you know another wish master.
Fi! I got your text. Don’t worry, we’re good. Fionna? Fionna? Fionna? Oh!
[squeaking]
Mmmmm.
[cell phone vibrating]
Hello?
Am I talking to Cake the Cat?
Mmhmm.
This is GF speaking, talent coordinator for Cheers.
Cheers?
Yes, the Cheers. We were just looking at your headshots and bio.
Are you the head writer?
No, I’m not the head writer. I’m the talent coordinator. And I’d like to book you for a guest appearance.
Well, sure.
Fantastic! Can you come down to the studio right now? I’ll text you the address.
On my way.
Everyone on TV makes big bucks. I might save The Sweet Spot just by being me.
[growling]
[couple laughing]
Ooh.
[Fionna] I guess he moved.
[bit music playing]
[Fionna] What do I file this under?
Yes, hello. Do you buy ethnic records? My mother had these.
[Fionna] Uh, we’ll take a look at them.
Gotta be careful with these, new girl.
[Fionna] Phelix! Are you stalking me?
Nah, I come in here all the time.
[Fionna] I hope I don’t get fired then.
What time do you get off?
[carnival music playing]
[Fionna] [mumbles, grunts, yelps]
Whoa, lady. You okay?
[Fionna] My stupid jerk boss just fired me for giving out too many prizes. The game is rigged anyway.
Rigged? Say what?
[Fionna] Yeah, and the toys cost nothing. I just hate seeing kids cry. You don’t want to hear some ran do go off about this dump.
Nah, give me the dirt.
[Fionna] They serve stale popcorn. They even made me buy that stupid apron. Their world’s tiniest horse sideshow is actually a regular-sized pony.
Next, you’re gonna tell me the haunted house doesn’t actually have ghosts. Sorry. I know what might cheer you up.
[Fionna] The Ferris wheel?
[blows raspberry] Have you ever ridden it?
[Fionna] It’s too old and rickety.
Come on, just give it a chance.
[Fionna] I told you this thing was crap. … All right, it’s not the worst view. I’m Fionna, by the way.
Phelix.
[grunts]
Uh-oh.
[Fennel] Oh, no, it’s closed. Bummer.
Fionna, I wasn’t expecting… How are you?
[Fionna] Uh, hey, Hunter.
Fennel? Fionna.
[Fionna] Hey.
Hi. I love that cardigan.
[Fionna] Oh. Uh… What are you two guys doing here?
We were in the neighborhood grabbing lunch, and I thought we could go on the wheel. Me and Flame always ride it when we’re here.
Hey, you ready for the meeting with the Parks Department?
[Fionna] Oh, crap! I gotta change! Nice meeting you!
Take a left on 100 South Orange Street. And… Hot damn!
Cake!
Yo! I want money.
Fantastic. MG, show Cake around. See you on set, doll face.
Here, you can start practicing your lines.
Mmm.
The cast is very excited to meet you.
[gasps]
Stretchy Cat!
Welcome to Cheers.
[Fionna] Okay, got ten minutes to get ready. No time for little Ferris wheel rides. I’ve got a big-ass fundraiser to throw. Ain’t nothing’s gonna stop me!
Aw, mouse jerky. Hmm? What are you?
[chitters]
[Fionna] Oh, my God. You’re so cute. Ow! Poor thing. Are you hungry? Ham sando? … Whoa. You’re not from around here, huh? Where are you going?
[sniffing]
What did you find, baby?
[Fionna] Hey, stop!
[woman] He’s friendly.
[both] Perfect angel.
[grunts]
[both] Ooh!
Actions have consequences!
[Fionna] [grunts, groans] [gasps] Plant girl! Gotcha! Phew.
[stomach grumbles]
[Fionna] Let’s get you really fed.
[sighs] [shivers] Was it always this cold? Oh. Long time no see.
[all hissing]
[yelps]
[man laughs] Hi, Daddy!
Hi, Gunt… Ice Thing. I came to ask you for a favor. I need the demonic wishing eye to save Finn.
Finn.
Will you let us use it?
Sure, you can borrow it.
Oh, great.
But you gotta watch me first. [chuckles]
[scatting]
[jazz music playing]
[vocalizes]
A tiny what?
[Fionna] Look, I’ll fill you in. Just meet me at the corner grocery store ASAP.
You’re on.
Be there when I can.
Roll sound, camera.
Scene Apple, take one.
Action.
[narrator] Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience.
I can’t believe you won back the bar.
The universe must love me, Carla.
[all] Cake!
What can I get you?
I’ll have a, um… Okay.
Screwdriver.
Make it a double.
[audience laughing]
A cat who can change shapes? That’s a stretch.
Can’t you see that this magnificent creature is akin to Proteus of Greek lore?
No, but I can tell you’re a geek poor.
At least I can see over the bar, Carla.
Ah, don’t get bent out of shape.
[all laughing]
That’s why the kids call me Elongato. Wait, are these all stretching jokes?
Psst. Can you stretch into a dragon? I love dragons.
[all chanting] Stretchy cat! Stretchy cat! Stretchy cat!
When you stretch, I laugh good.
[all chanting] Stretch! Stretch! Stretch!
Give them what they want, stretchy cat!
[chanting continues] Stretch! Stretch!
Grrr. Fine. [exclaims]
[all screaming]
Oh.
[all groaning]
[all screaming]
[gasps] Please don’t kill me.
[gasps]
[audience booing]
[Fionna] What’s good? You really went ham on my ham sandwich. … All right, you love meats, I guess. Good girl.
Campbell!
[Fionna] [screams]
I thought we fired you.
[Fionna] Oh, you fired me, all right. But now I’m on the other side of the register.
Nudie!
[Fionna] [gasps]
Get her out of here!
[Fionna] Come on. Weren’t you young and naked once?
Backup on aisle three. Exposed hams near the exposed hams.
[exclaims, yelps]
Ah! Beet.
Follow the beet to the roots.
Beet, root, beet, heart, beat. The heart of the forest is my way home.
You’re an even worse customer.
[gasps]
[Fionna] Plant girl!
The heart of the forest.
Huh?
Heart of the forest.
[Fionna] Wait up! Follow that plant girl!
Quest!
[Fionna] Whoa!
Where is it? Oh. Ugh. None of these.
[Fionna] Hey! What the heck are you doing?
I’m trying to get back to Ooo.
[Fionna] You’re from Ooo? Let us help you!
No!
[Fionna] I’m calling Simon. Why is this happening?
[Fionna] Simon, there’s somebody from your world here. She’s like if a shrub was a person.
Huntress Wizard?
[Fionna] Simon wants to talk to you.
[gasps] Give it. Is Finn alive?
He’s in stasis for now. Have you found a cure?
I’m handling it.
How did you even get to Fionnaworld? Huntress?
I can’t tell you.
For the love of… What really hurt Finn?
Green wizards only.
Why are you being so cagey?
Stay out of my way, princess.
What? And just let Finn die? Because that’s what you’re…
[grunts]
[exhales]
[both exclaiming]
[Fionna] [panting]
I can sense this world has a heart, but it’s so quiet.
[Fionna] I can’t believe I lost all my contacts again.
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic…
We can’t count on her.
Did you know the cast of Cheers is tiny?
[Fionna] Yeah, of course. Everyone on TV is like three inches tall. [gasps]
[panting]
[Fionna] Phelix! Phelix!
Hey! We keep running into each other.
[Fionna] [laughs] Yeah, except I was actually looking for you. All day.
Is that so?
[Fionna] I have something super important I want to pick your brain about. Could we grab a coffee?
Um, tomorrow I could do a late lunch. How about 2:30 at Okay Poke?
[Fionna] That would be great!
Awesome! Hey, I’m gonna keep moving while my heart rate’s up. Um, I’m glad you found me.
[Fionna] Yeah, me too.
What’s up? I’ll see you tomorrow.
[Fionna] Bye. Mmm.
[Fionna] I have a chair just like that.
[cell phone vibrates]
Hello? Yeah, she’s here. It’s Hunter.
[Fionna] Hey, H.
Where have you been?
[Fionna] Huh?
The Parks Department meeting.
[Fionna] Crap! I knew I’d forget.
They heard you were running around naked in a grocery store?
[Fionna] That wasn’t me this time. It was my new naked friend, and she needed my help. Also, I ran into DJ Flame and…
Flame. Fionna, I kind of stuck my neck out for you.
[Fionna] I’m sorry, but it was an emergency.
Look, I’ll talk to you later.
Oh, follow the beet.
[Fionna] Hm?
What is that?
[Fionna] Oh, I still have rent.
[closing theme music playing]
* * *
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E05 – The Butterfly and the River | Transcript
Original release date: November 20, 2025 (HBO Max)
Hana Abadeer has been a domineering mother and young Marshall Lee met Ice Cream Queen. In a tree, Cake magically becomes Huntress Wizard’s left hand, and they encounter some past and future worlds before finding the way out and reforming, while Gary takes Marshall to meet his family; at first, Queenie is about to level the Sweet Spot earlier, and she later demands a higher price to Fionna, who finds Hana. Simon uses the Demonic Wishing Eye, but Finn ends up looking older.
[clock ticking]
[chair squeaking in rhythm with clock] No, no, Marshall.
We’re working now.
Sorry, Mom.
No, no.
Oh! No, no.
[tapping rhythmically]
Sorry, Mom.
[woman singing, playing piano]
♪ Loneliness never bothers me ♪
♪ Loneliness and I
Are thick as thieves ♪
♪ Forever I am, so is she ♪
♪ So lonely I will never be ♪
♪ Memories never bother me ♪
♪ I only have the ones I… ♪
May I get, uh… two scoops of double fudge delight?
Sure, kid. Comin’ right up.
[cats purring]
Ahh!
Oh!
Aw! No worries.
I’ll make you another.
No! I…
I made a mess.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
[gasps]
Mess is welcome here.
Knock yourself out.
[playing melody softly]
[tapping beat]
[opening theme music playing]
[groans]
I slept terribly!
You should’ve tried another dresser.
Come and get it, Huntress!
Nice!
Where’d you get the fabric?
[gobbling]
So, what’s the game plan today, Fi?
Well, I lost the fundraiser venue.
But I can still fix it.
And you got kicked out of your place.
I can fix that, too.
Just… later, after meeting up with Flame.
[groans]
But first, we have to help Huntress!
What was that heart thing you were looking for?
The heart of the forest.
Yeah, but what is that?
It’s the source of green magic.
And also a portal…
That’s how you got here?
I need to find the heart of this world to get back.
Do you have any ancient gnarly bushes or dark foreboding forests?
[muffled] Mm. Not really.
But I do know about the oldest tree in the city.
Take me now!
[guitar playing]
[objects clattering]
Sorry. Am I in the way?
Not at all.
I’m so hopped up on baking, I didn’t even notice.
♪ My baby… ♪
[mixer whirring]
[shouting]
Hey! Is this too loud?
Uh… No.
[whirring stops]
Hey! Do you need any help?
Yes. Could you chop this baking chocolate?
No, no.
Huh?
This is nice.
But could you make them little squares?
Aren’t you just gonna melt them anyways?
Yes.
Actually, you know what?
I’ll just do it.
Sorry.
No. No worries.
Why don’t you help me fold some more napkin swans?
My parents do it for the mints at the hotel.
[gasps] You haven’t met my folks yet!
I mean…
I’d like to someday.
Well, I’m going over to their place tonight!
You should come!
Uh… Okay.
Okay!
And… here we are!
It’s old as balls.
Hey. Don’t you know trees can scream?
[screaming]
Girl…
[Huntress] You’re lucky to witness this.
Cutting off your dang hand!
Shh! Behold!
Hmm. That was supposed to connect me… to the heart.
[cell phone vibrates]
Yello!
Marshall?
I’m freaking out, Fionna.
Can we meet by the fountain?
Uh… I kind of got a lot going on today, but I can make time.
I’ll be there all day.
[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
[Fionna reading]
“Cake, this is Gary. Tell Fionna to meet me at Butler’s Buttery Buns in 16 minutes.”
“Love, Gary. P.S. This is from Gary.”
Cake! Keep an eye on Huntress so she doesn’t… you know…
I’ll be back as soon as I can.
Why are we meeting here?
I panicked!
But I know we won’t run into Marshall here.
Are you guys okay?
I don’t know.
It all happened so fast.
I just blurted out an invitation.
And I just agreed!
What’s Marshall gonna think about my childhood home?
He grew up in a penthouse.
Ah! I should’ve planned this more.
Cleaned up the place, made a menu, done a trial run.
Dude, that’s crazy.
I’ve never met anyone’s parents before.
He met my mom.
And that was a disaster.
If Gary’s parents are anything like him, they’ll love you.
Bring flowers if you’re worried.
Homecooked dinner, he’s gonna love it.
Maybe you’re right.
Thanks, Fionna.
Thanks, Fionna.
I gotta pee so bad.
[yawns]
Not what I expected.
[cell phone vibrates]
[Cake reading]
“I saw you on cheers.”
“Kudos for standing up for yourself!”
Wow! It really is filmed live.
[cell phone vibrates]
[reading] “How about a redo of our date?”
[gasping]
Leaf Girl.
Any magic happenin’?
I might have to bounce, too.
I can sense the taste of magic.
[smacks lips]
[blows leaf]
[note resonating]
[low rumble]
Huh?
[blowing]
[low rumble]
Are you seeing this?
Huntress?
[whistling]
Huntress!
[gasps]
Let’s keep this professional, girls.
Hey!
Hey, hey.
I’ve been trying to get you on the phone.
Oh, shoot! It’s busted.
I had a change of plans.
You mind if this is a working lunch?
[clears throat]
That’s how I usually lunch.
All right, Business.
Come on.
[pot shatters]
And that’s my plan to save The Sweet Spot.
Right on.
My friends are amazing.
So I cannot mess this up!
I don’t have leads on a venue, but I’ve got hookups for the equipment.
Is that okay if I…
Whatever contacts you have, use ’em.
Do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Thanks.
By the way, I passed by your old place.
The Scarab really did a number on it.
I moved to the towers… there.
It’s not flashy.
All my money goes into this place.
Make yourself at home.
Hey, kid! I got your text.
How’s it goin’?
Bad.
Everything’s comin’ out trash.
Aw, come on, man.
Can you give it one more shot?
Aw, he’s so good with kids.
I got just the beat for you.
[hip-hop instrumental music playing]
[rapping] ♪ Marsh! ♪
♪ Now put your hands up ♪
♪ Now put your hands back down ♪
♪ Now empty them pockets ♪
♪ We wanna ♪
♪ see in them pockets… ♪
[groaning]
This isn’t that weird heart space.
[Cake groaning]
Where are we?
Ahh!
Hmm. Inconvenient.
Inconvenient?
We must be inside the willow.
Doesn’t matter.
I have to find my way home.
No. I’m supposed to be getting fresh with M-Cron right now.
Ugh!
Once we get to Ooo, we can find a spell and fix this.
Ahh!
Hmm.
Where do you think this goes?
Curious… cat!
[bird chirping]
[gasps] We’re in Ooo.
[grunting]
[grunting, straining]
[gasps] Finn!
Huh? Is someone there?
Yeah, me! Cake the Cat.
It is adventure time, babe!
Yeah!
[both cheering]
Oh, this is old Fionna-world.
When Simon lost his magic, everything got retconned by that glory wave.
All that matters is that this tree isn’t the heart of the forest.
Ooh, child, let me out of this crazy tree!
Let me just, uh…
[both gasping, grunting]
[both] Bubba!
Bubba?
Sorry, we’re late.
Marshall wanted to take five busses and double-back three times to get here.
[Gordie] That sounds fun.
Come in, come in!
Whoa!
So, you’re “the Marshall Lee.”
[excitedly] So handsome!
Woman, you already have two men.
Let Gary have one.
I’m teasing.
They know I’m teasing.
[chuckles] These are for you.
Oh, wow!
So fancy!
My mom made me take ikebana classes as a kid.
They’re just lovely.
[clears throat] Bubba.
Did you, uh… bring anything?
Just some little old rhubarb crumble.
Nelly’s favorite!
[shouts] Nelly!
It’s your favorite!
We’re eating like royalty tonight.
‘Cause we’re the Princes.
Remember how Bubba used to watch cooking shows all the time?
[laughs] He was so cute.
Oh, honey.
Get the video.
[nervously] Oh, Mom.
Marshall doesn’t wanna see that.
Okay. Who’s ready for a little Bubba showcase?
Me!
I’m his mother, so of course I’m ready!
[Gordie] Oh, this is his first batch of lemon bars.
[Gertie] He mixed up the sugar with the salt, but we ate ’em anyway.
Bubba just loved taking care of Nelly.
[Gordie] Sure did.
I mean, look at all the cookies he baked for his sister’s school.
[Gertie]
Aw, he fell asleep in them.
[Gordie in video]
All right, Bubba, tear it up!
[playing piano]
I didn’t know you played.
Oh, yeah. I took lessons for a bit, but…
I got too busy.
Bubba says you’re a musician.
We would love it if you’d play somethin’.
[nervous chuckle]
I haven’t played keys in a while.
[playing scale]
[singing]
♪ Memories never bother me ♪
♪ I only have the ones
I can’t forget ♪
♪ Anticipation and regret ♪
♪ The dearest friends
I’ve ever met ♪
♪ So lonely, I will never be ♪
[plays wrong chord]
Sorry.
I forget the rest.
[alarm buzzes]
Dinner’s ready!
Nelly, it’s hot dish!
[Cake] Uh… Maybe we could ask for directions?
These guys seem nice.
Mm. Yes. Yes.
Uh, we entered here.
I definitely remember this… divot.
Same divot, huh?
[Cake] Sweet baby.
Oh! Demon baby.
[chuckles] Oh. [grunts]
Yes, yes, I hear you.
Marshall! No!
You’ve ruined your shorts.
Sorry, Mom.
This must be the way-way past.
We seem to be traveling through different periods of your world, but only within this tree’s lifetime.
[evil laughter]
Wait! I’ve seen this movie before.
If you ever end up in the past, you can’t let a butterfly die!
Sic ’em, kitty!
[snarls]
That felt good.
At every cat’s core is a stone-cold killer.
[grunts]
[exhales] That was the past.
We’re moving in the wrong direction.
[Cake] I… I don’t do water!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[Huntress] This is our exit!
[Cake] Yo…
[thunderclap]
[bellowing]
[grunts]
Oh, my claw.
[robotic voice]
Love a baby in a tree. Tank?
[robotic voice]
The willow is sentient?
What the heck happened?
[robotic voice]
1,000 years ago, an epidemic of those monstrous biter-flies took over, covering the world in a shroud of silken death. By my calculation, it all started as a colony of just five in this very tree.
Aw, shit.
[beast snarls]
Why did I squish that spider?
It’s your nature.
All we can is deal with it in the present.
And at present… I thirst.
[gasps]
This tastes like the rain from that janked-up future.
This one!
Ready?
Hell no!
[sighs] I’m sorry I dragged you along tonight.
Nah. Your parents were great. They…
They really care about you.
But… something’s bothering you.
I’ve just been thinking about how it was when I was a kid.
Adults say they care, then suddenly they ghost you.
Huh? Your mom never stops calling you.
Never mind.
You don’t have to hide stuff from me.
Even if it’s about you?
Of course!
Like…
I get why you’re passionate about doing things a certain way.
But sometimes when you get controlling about it, you remind me of my mother.
Oh, God!
I’m not used to talking about what I want.
You know, I express how I feel through baking.
Perhaps that could be done with music, too.
You’re looking for new material anyway.
Yeah. Maybe.
You can make one about how I’m basically your mom.
Okay, “Bubba.”
[Fionna humming]
I should go check in with Cake.
Huh?
[woman on loudspeaker] All right, ladies! Who’s ready to clear this dump?
[panting] What the hell?
I thought I had till the end of the week to get you the money!
Oh, yeah. [smacks lips] But then I remembered…
[over loudspeaker] I freakin’ hate you! Go! Stop!
What if…
What if we paid you more? 60K.
Ha! There’s no way you can do it.
Plus, the people need parking.
Did you know Hana Abadeer started her empire with just a few parking lots?
Abadeer isn’t stupid enough to let personal beef get in the way of a good deal!
70K.
Ya have till Sunday.
[over loudspeaker]
Shut her down, girls.
[dog panting in the distance]
[panting]
[panting continues]
[grunts] [groans] Why are you following me, punk?
[Cake] Can you cool it with all the base instinct stuff?
Why wouldn’t you want to be your full cat-self?
‘Cause I’m not a house cat no more.
Ah!
[gasps]
Cakey wants out!
I’m home!
Was it always this nasty?
Pull around to the side.
Fifi!
Fifi?
I chased out all the squatters, boss.
Can’t have all those elements around when we break ground for the new hotel.
Hmm.
[car door closes]
Poor Fifi.
[gasps]
[grunts]
Here.
Are you for really real this time?
Mmhmm.
We’re back!
Now what?
[whistles]
[grunting]
I got you.
[grunting]
Yeah, Cake!
[grunting continues]
[grunting]
[squelching]
Cake…
[grunting]
I saved and endangered the future.
Oh. And you leveled up.
Huh. Yeah.
But it wasn’t the heart.
I’m sorry.
But all that bad future stuff is gonna happen now, right?
No.
It won’t.
[intense music playing]
[door opens]
Damon, what have you found out about my boy?
He still refuses to answer my calls.
Madame Abadeer, we’re not alone.
[shudders]
[Flame Prince] Do whatever it takes to make it happen.
[clears throat] Demonic Wishing Eye…
[in demonic voice] Hello, Simon.
What do you like to wish for?
Finn is trapped in a poison coma.
I wish to shake him out of it.
Hmm, I don’t know about that one, sis.
Please, Wishy!
Mmm… Okay, I’ll try.
Dekiagari!
He’s like a new man.
Useless!
[all shriek]
[shouting] Wishy!
[mysterious music playing]
* * *
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E06 – The Bird in the Clock | Transcript
Original release date: November 27, 2025 (HBO Max)
A flashback features the origin of Cosmic Owl and his conjoined brother. Fionna gather her friends in Abadeer’s cemetery, to prepare for the fundraiser; Marceline bites Finn to try saving him, but is hit by poison instead. While sleeping, Huntress Wizard sees Cosmic Owl about to give Finn a croak dream; helped by Fionna and Farmworld Finn, she finds Finn’s dream, a cycle of being killed onstage and forgetting, and kills Cosmic Owl.
[narrator] A long time ago… before the dawn of most things, there were two brothers, and they were inseparable. They were a mischievous pair…
[both laugh]
And one day, their pranks went too far.
[both laugh]
They were so proud of eating the etheric pizza, which they had been told never to touch. But dang how good it was… Until… When they found themselves in serious hot water, these tight knit brothers began quarreling for the very first time One brother panicked and laid the blame on the other. Judgment was swift.
[blade whirring]
The brothers were separated. The one accused of being the instigator was cast down, never to be heard from again. The other was chastised for betraying his brother and was sentenced to become fate’s messenger.
[hoots]
[opening theme playing]
[Gary] What’s up, Fionna?
Is everything okay?
You sounded so serious on the phone.
Dead serious.
Ahh!
[crow caws]
Nice ambience.
No Hunter…
I’ve got good news, everybody.
Follow me.
You comin’, HW?
No. Gotta find the heart.
Who’s your surly friend?
Oh, she’s an alternate version of Hunter marooned in our universe.
Oh.
[crows caw]
Wait, what are we doing here?
Surprise!
It’s our venue.
Welcome.
Uh… Why?
Why? Can’t a mother help her son?
We had to move fast, so I made the deal last night.
[coughs]
It’s great, right?
We can fit so many people in here.
But why would you want to?
Oh, Marshall, you belong here.
How do you like yourself in Carrara marble, darling?
I made them redo your face five times.
I think you look like an angel.
Is that one yours?
Not at all.
It’s for you.
Or whoever Marshall ends up with.
We’ll see how this works out.
Gee, thanks.
No, no. Decorate with a sense of grandeur.
[Cake] Hmm.
I was thinking you guys could maybe, like, skate around town and hand them out.
Hey, don’t go down that path with that lady.
I know where it leads.
[laughing] What? No, you don’t.
Uh-huh!
I saw a vision of the future where you end up as her lackey.
Pfft, no way that’ll happen.
She’s not using me.
I’m using her.
Okay, people, we’ve only got three days till the event.
Go spread the word.
You heard her, flunkies.
Faster! Pronto, pronto!
Man, I don’t know about this.
She knows you’d never take her money directly.
But isn’t this kind of perfect?
Where else can you be sure your mom is going to hear what you’re saying?
And isn’t it kind of punk or metal to play a set on top of your own grave?
Punk, huh? [chuckles] Dork.
Fionna, I wanted to say… [sighs] “Hey, Fionna, I’m sorry I hung up on you.
I was feeling…”
Hmm.
[in Spanish]
Que plant a tan hermosa.
[in English] Hey!
Don’t touch me.
You’re me?
[grunts] [Huntress] No.
You are a soft version of me. Weak.
You don’t know me.
Let’s keep it that way.
Real tough guy, huh?
[grunts]
[machine beeping]
[Bubblegum] I hate seeing him this way.
[groaning weakly]
I didn’t want to bring this up, but I know a way to save him.
Huh?
No vampire stuff.
I have a better idea.
Hey! Old Lady Princess!
Oh, oh, oh, I’m here.
Are we doing more kissing?
[smacks lips]
No, I need a volunteer lab rat.
I’ll do anything to save… Ah!
Oh! I’m hideous. Ahh!
You’re just gonna plump him up?
It’s good for morale if Finn looks healthy… and smooth.
[Vampire King] Marceline, Marceline.
[Simon] But that’s just cosmetic.
You’re only treating the symptoms.
[groans]
We need to keep people’s spirits up.
Or there could be panic across multiple kingdoms.
[Vampire King] Why hesitate, child?
Bestow upon him The Dark Gift.
Do it, do it. Now!
[pulse beating]
Okay.
[gasps]
[slurping]
[gasps]
[moans, thud]
[Bubblegum and Simon] Marceline!
[Cake] Nigh, nigh, Fi.
[DJ Slime] You’re listening to the original D.R.O.F, my name is DJ Slime. It’s five past the hour. Get ready for an all-night jam with DJ Flame.
[DJ Flame] Shout out to all my babies out there. Looking forward to being with you through the night. Flame’s got you.
[snoring]
[DJ Slime] You’re so cool. I’m glad you owe me a life debt.
[door opens]
Wrong!
[grunts]
Baby Finn?
[chewing]
What are you talking about, Dr. Calvin?
Hell yeah, I want the epidural.
Finn.
[mechanical whirring]
Finn!
Why did you have to be such a stupid blundering meat sack?
Why did you have to get hurt?
I tried to save you.
And look where it landed me.
[leaves fluttering]
Finn!
It’s not real.
[Cosmic Owl] That’s so weird.
You’re dreaming about my next stop.
I gotta give Finn a croak dream.
Croak dream?
No!
Ahh!
Whoa! I’m just doing my job.
Cosmic Owl!
[piano playing]
Huh?
[breathing heavily]
You’re a true loser.
[Fionna] Help me.
Hello?
I’m stuck, Bunhead.
I’ll… I’ll get you out.
[grunts]
[groaning]
Get off my tail, girl!
No croak dream!
What’s going on?
You’re dreaming, genius.
[owl hooting]
Dreaming?
Oh, oh, oh.
Huntress! Do you need help?
[grunts]
[machine beeping]
I’m scared. What if they turn out all mixed up like me?
[audience laughing]
A little known fact, Sammy, your ancient Egyptians there worship the feline animal.
Ahh!
My babies.
[yells]
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Fionna, don’t you step on my babies.
We gotta follow that bird, Cake.
[grunts]
MC, I’ll be back.
It’s okay, M-Cron.
She’s gone now.
Let me take you out for coffee.
Get your mind off things.
[laughter]
[alien robot] Coo, coochy, coochy.
Simone?
Simone?
Simone!
[panting]
What?
No, no. Tie your shoes, mister.
I’m sorry, Mom.
Mmm.
Why do you have to make it so hard?
I’m sorry.
[Fionna] You don’t have to take that from her. Talk back!
Oh, man. Oh, man.
[gasp]
Look at what’s happening.
Ooh!
Ahh!
I knew it.
We must be in Flame’s dream.
[grunting]
No!
We’re meant to be.
Mmm… Ooh!
Mmm… Ooh!
[yells]
[toys squeak]
Uh, this is normal, by the way.
Sleeping with toys is normal.
Yeow! Just like my dream.
[DJ Flame] Up next, we got something off my first EP, “Firefly.”
[turns off radio]
Yeah, the Cosmic Owl’s presence makes dreams come true.
And he’s on his way to give Finn a Death Dream.
Ah!
Uh…
I was trying to stop him, but I lost his trail, thanks to you.
Why not just go into Finn’s dream and stop him there?
I would need to find an open conduit to him.
You’re a Finn.
Sort of.
[sniffs]
And you’ve been to Ooo.
Have you met Finn?
I’ve met a Finn.
You’re thrice blessed.
Think of him.
Oh, hello!
[groaning] Where are we?
We’re in Finn’s mind.
Our meat bodies are still back in the cat’s apartment.
Fionna! Huntress!
Are you guys doing okay?
Bleh! Those fingers are in that brain.
Finn should be here somewhere.
Ahh!
[bubbling]
You.
Oh, hey. How’s your head?
My head is fine.
My heart is heavy.
Jay ran away with Little Destiny.
It’s okay. They’re both very happy and safe in my world.
Your world?
[Finn grunts]
[Fionna] Finn?
Enough of this.
He isn’t the right Finn.
You have to think of the right, Finn.
I’ve met another Finn.
Saved my life once.
That sounds like him.
Think of him.
[slurping]
There you go, Marcie.
Get all those color nutrients.
You’re doing good, babe.
[machine beeping]
Where’s Finn?
Here.
Not you.
My bad.
Found him!
Are we early or too late?
[screaming]
[smooch]
[all scream]
Cries of distress. Yes!
[all yelling]
Adventure time!
Fionna, Keep dream Finn safe.
We’ll keep watch for Cosmic Owl.
Oh! Hello, handsome!
[grunting]
Dang.
[groaning]
[grunting in effort]
Bro can take care of himself.
What?
Ahh!
Hey!
You ungrateful little ticks!
Oh, no.
[clapping]
Finn?
[clock chimes] Archers! Ready?
Loose arrows.
Yeah, yeah!
But… He died.
As long as Cosmic Owl isn’t here, it don’t count.
Come on.
Look for anything that makes noise and rope.
[rattles]
Reload!
[speaking backwards]
Haha! I got you!
Come on, dude.
[archer] Loose arrows!
Get down!
Good hit.
Finn, you’re in a coma and we’re in a dream.
Oh, cool.
Who are you?
My name is Fionna, and I’m here to keep you alive.
Dude, you’re like my girl-Jake.
Ahh!
[groaning] Get up.
[gasps]
Finn!
Finn!
[audience clapping]
Hurry.
[both panting]
Who are you?
You’re in a coma dream, but I’ll keep you safe.
Math! You’re like a girl-Jake.
Ahh!
Who are you?
It doesn’t matter.
[both grunting]
Finn!
Fionna!
[maniacal laughter]
Un-sand him!
Who are you?
Time’s up.
Ahh!
Who are you?
[clock chimes]
[audience clapping]
[grunting]
Argh!
Oh, hey. Who are… Ahh!
Ahh!
Dang, we got a real laser master over here.
I did it!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Ahh!
No!
[audience clapping]
[panting]
[clock chimes]
[grunts]
Yeah, buddy. Feels good!
How do you keep going?
That’s what heroes do.
But how do you know if what you’re doing is right?
I listen to my hero heart and trust the universe to lead me.
Hero heart!
Slash!
Ahh!
[bells ringing]
Ahh! I hate this.
[both grunting]
This is it.
The Cosmic Owl is here.
Begone, vulture.
Listen, I don’t have a choice.
I’m just the messenger.
Then I’ll have to croak the messenger.
[grunts] [straining]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[grunts]
Ahh!
It’s all good. I stopped the Cosmic Owl in time.
“In time”?
[laughs]
Heckin’ heck.
So you, like killed a God?
Is that gonna be a big deal?
[grunts]
So what’s your story?
You’re like a hot me.
I owed you one.
[clock cuckoos]
I should add an axe mod.
[Huntress] Finn.
Huntress.
I know your only dream-Finn.
And you’re not gonna remember this, but I’m gonna save you.
I love you, Huntress.
Later, Mertens.
Who are you? Argh!
Huntress?
You should let him know what he means to you.
I’m gonna remove my hands now.
What?
Ahh!
[yawns]
Did it work?
Yes.
Finn will live…
For now.
[snoring]
Is she narcoleptic?
I just watched a guy get killed, like, a thousand times.
[licks]
Uh, Fi, maybe you should take a day off.
I can’t.
I need to save The Sweet Spot and help my friends.
I’m supposed to be a hero.
[Cake] You already are a hero.
[sighs]
It’s just hard.
Girl, just get out there and follow your heart.
My heart.
[upbeat music playing]
DJ Slime, all night.
The city sleeps while we provide the beats here at GROF 95.5.
We got those out of this universe…
[knocking]
Looks like we have a stalker dropping by the studio.
If we’re not back after this deep cut, come check on us, Mom.
[Wilhelm scream plays]
And if we do need a tasteful funeral bouquet, turn to today’s sponsor.
Hey, what’s up?
This is gonna sound weird, but I saw you in a dream.
It felt important.
Yeah?
What kind of dream?
Uh…
This is kind of a big thing.
[stuttering] I wanted to know if you…
I know what you’re gonna ask.
I’ve been thinking about it, too.
Oh?
Yes, I’ll play at your fundraiser.
Anything to help you, Fi.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah!, Really?
That’s great.
Hey, keep it down!
I’m trying to listen to DJ Flame.
Look out!
Ahh!
Fionna.
[distorted] Fionna.
[gasp]
[phone ringing]
Uh… Thanks.
Hey.
No, no, Fen.
He was kidding about a stalker.
It was nothing to worry about.
[groans]
[guitar playing]
♪ You wanted me
To buy my shoes ♪
♪ To tie my shoes ♪
He’s risen.
* * *
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E07 – The Wolves Who Wandered | Transcript
Original release date: December 4, 2025 (HBO Max)
Ellis P. refuses to listen to a message delivered in his dream. Fionna and Fennel search for the missing DJ Flame, and they have a hallucinatory trip to Venus to save him after eating some leaves Huntress Wizard gives for Wizard Eyes. Helped by Hunter, Huntress Wizard finds DJ Flame, who is actually playing a gig for Lemoncarb twins’ dog, and she agrees to help Fionna with the fundraiser. Marshall Lee calls Fionna, telling her that, because of what Hana did, he does not want to host the fundraiser at the mausoleum.
[snoring]
[grunting]
They’re taking me again.
So you’re back for another juicy taste from the sweet mango of my body.
I have an important message.
Oh, for me?
No.
What? But this is my encounter.
You’ll know who my words are for when the time is right.
If it’s not for me, I don’t want it.
Prepare your ear holes.
[screams] No!
[speaking indistinctly, muffled]
Mmhmhmm.
[inaudible]
Get out of my headspace, honey.
Wait.
[opening theme music]
[Fionna]
With DJ Flame headlining, we’re definitely gonna make our goal.
Thanks for helping out again, girls.
Don’t worry, Gare.
The Sweet Spot will be ours again soon.
Marsh, you’re okay with playing a shorter set, right?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Awesome.
Eh… no.
Oh, my God, DJ Flame!
I’ve got to tell everyone!
Hey, Fi, you know, Marshall has been working really hard on his new songs.
Aw, man.
He’s gonna be a great opener.
A broken tool seeks the flame.
Is it the heart that’s broken?
Do I need to burn it to get home?
[sighs] Spirit, your clues are gray water backwash!
Any sign of DJ Flame?
No, but he knows there’s a tech scout scheduled.
Okay. Well…
I think he wants me back.
I mean, we almost kissed.
But then he ran off.
Yeah.
Uh, Fi, honey, you tend to interpret things the way you want to.
You saw his dream.
He was all over me.
One thing that’s not open to interpretation is dreams.
But still, I say use him and use… [blabbering] Hey, so we’re just setting up a standard stage package, right?
We need to get out of here in an hour.
Phelix will tell you when he gets here.
I’m sure he’s just running late.
[phone trilling]
[phone trilling continues]
It’s Phelix. Do your thing.
Still not picking up.
[screams] Boys’ night is in two days.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You feel better?
Fennel’s trying to keep Flame away from me.
Who?
I need to rescue him from that knockoff’s clutches.
Whoa!
Maybe sleep on that idea.
What?
Now, I’m sure we can set everything up tomorrow.
You got this.
[snoring]
[groaning]
Fionna.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
[crowd booing]
[groaning]
[laughing maniacally]
I gotta fix this.
LMNOP.
[banging at door]
Phelix! Get out here!
Fionna?
You! I knew it!
Phelix! Phelix, where are you?
He didn’t come back.
What?
I’ve been waiting up all night.
When was the last time that you saw him?
A few days ago.
I’ve checked everywhere.
Slime hasn’t seen him either.
It’s like he disappeared.
I’m so worried about him.
[whirring and rattling]
[grunts]
[cats purring]
Should we call for a manhunt?
Or a man huntress.
I don’t know that show.
Huntress!
Cake, what are you doing?
You got dogs without me?
We got hungry.
[gulps]
Is Huntress around?
[door creaks]
You gotta help us find DJ Flame.
I’m not all that invested in the wellbeing of your former mate.
Please, HW.
[inhales]
Fine, if it gets you out of my zone.
Let me try something.
[strains]
These will give you wizard eyes, vision beyond vision to track your quarry.
I don’t mess with salad.
It’s not working.
Well, give it a minute.
[munching]
Whoa.
Whoa.
Manhunt.
Yes, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
[both] Manhunt!
Yeah, they had way too much.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Whoa! Do you see that?
[Fennel] The busted rat-looking thing?
[both] Let’s follow it.
[panting]
No!
[thud]
[grunts]
[groaning]
Fionna, look.
[both] Wow!
Ellis, what’s going on with you?
Just getting some tasty snackies for the squirrelies.
[Fionna] You’re glowing.
Hmm. Yeah, I get that a lot.
[both] Wow!
Purple.
Fionna, you’re freaking me out.
[footsteps]
My sweet MCron.
That man is a horse.
[both] Go to him!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Ellis, DJ Flame’s gone missing.
Ninety percent of the time a hottie goes missing around here, it’s because they’ve been taken by aliens.
And I got firsthand experience.
But aliens aren’t real.
Believing is seeing.
[gasps]
After them.
Where are those cowbells running now?
[smooch]
[both] Manhunt!
It’s Flame’s aura.
[gasps]
[Fionna] Flame!
[Fennel] Phelix!
Phelix!
Flame!
We’re here, babe.
Phelix!
[both coughing] Oh, nyah!
Flame!
[yowls]
What the hell were you thinking running into a live burn?
We’re doing a drill.
Huh?
He has to be in there.
Nuh-uh!
Ow!
Okay. Crabcake is putting you in timeout.
Now, this is why you don’t eat salad.
[Fennel] Magic chamber.
Oh, my God, it smells good in here.
[Fionna] Cake.
I gotta go get plant girl.
[banging]
[grunting] I don’t get it.
Are we doing wizard eyes bad?
Feels like I’m doing a lot bad lately.
Come on, you’re doing your best.
Meanwhile, everyone else around me has their junk figured out.
Cake, Gary, Phelix, and Hunter.
You just know they popped out of the womb like that.
Eh, Hunter’s had some messy, angry times too.
Yeah, right.
Like, real angry.
They really had to focus on filling their cup and then expanding that cup for years.
I’m proud of them.
The Hunter you know, that took a lot of work, takes a lot of work.
Oh, huh?
Maybe if we focus all our intention on Phelix together, the wizard eyes will show us the way.
Good idea.
[both inhales]
[both] Phelix.
Huh?
[both gasp]
Ellis was right.
[both] Take us to Phelix.
[screaming]
Dang it!
[Spirit] A broken tool.
Flame will lead me to the heart.
He must be located.
Okay.
Hey, I think they went this…
What?
I’m gonna bite her head off.
Fionna.
Flame.
Where the bjork did he go?
Did you see?
[whistles]
[DJ Flame] Yeah, yeah, for sure.
That’s too tempting an offer to pass up.
Near Moore and Orange?
I’ll head right over.
Be there in ten tops.
Yo, marshmallow.
Oh, it’s you.
Do you know a man called Moron Orange?
Moron Orange?
Oh, you mean Moore and Orange?
It’s an intersection uptown.
Show me.
I’m busy.
With helping plants?
Yes.
Well, I’m a plant and I…
[groans]
[exhales]
I need your help.
[strumming guitar]
[doves cooing]
Come on! Shoo! Shoo!
Er…
Stop following me.
[hisses]
[grunts]
No, no, no, no.
I work for your mom.
My job is to keep you safe.
I mean, don’t you ever wonder why you never got kidnapped as a child?
No.
You’re welcome.
And remember that sketchy ice cream lady?
Simone?
Chased her off with the big guns and a restraining order.
You what?
Hana’s orders.
She flipped when I told her that woman was hugging on you.
I was hugging her, you idiot!
I love…
I liked her.
She was on the square.
Heh, boy, is my face red.
[beeping]
[screaming]
Wow.
[screaming continues]
[panting]
Is this real?
[laughing]
[exclaims] Oh, I wanna clear my head so bad.
It’s gonna be okay, Fennel.
We just have to find a friendly local.
Oh!
I can still feel the kiss of your hand on my cheek.
I’m so sorry.
Please.
Eh…
Allow me this intimacy.
Whoa! Yes!
See, Fennel, friendly local.
This is Venus.
We’re all friendly here.
Come, fiancé.
A celebration is about to commence.
♪ Take my hand ♪
Oh, okay.
♪ Don’t be shy ♪
Yeah. I’m, uh…
♪ Feel how your heart
starts to rush ♪
♪ At the touch
of each passerby ♪
♪ Here love is blind ♪
♪ Always respectful ♪
♪ Selfless and kind ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
I’m so proud of you.
♪ Make a wish… ♪
I appreciate all you do.
♪ To share one’s desires ♪
♪ Is all that’s required ♪
♪ True love exists ♪
You inspire me.
♪ And when we kiss ♪
♪ I fall in love
Again with you ♪
♪ All of you ♪
♪ I love you, I love you ♪
♪ I love you, I love you ♪
♪ Endless affection
between us ♪
♪ Infinite loving Venus ♪
♪ Feels so lovely
to be truly loved ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪
[Queen of Venus] Beloved Venusians, we have gathered here to celebrate the capture of Earth’s greatest source of love.
[crowd cheering]
He creates love and lust, enough to power our mighty cities singlehandedly.
He is Flame.
[both] Phelix! We object!
Cold fish.
I challenge you to a duel.
[crowd booing]
The engagement is off.
A duel in the name of love.
[crowd cheering]
Hmm. [chuckles] Is all this really necessary?
It’s crucial.
You can’t enter the arena without love-enhanced suits.
They’re right, Fennel.
Fighters need gear.
Oh.
I’ve never been in a fight before.
I’m not a badass like you.
Eh. I’m just impulsive and violent.
I’m not a good fighter.
Especially not compared to Finn.
Excellent choice.
This sword is a true classic.
[straining]
[crowd chattering]
[crowd booing]
Boo!
Strange aliens from distant Earth, I will return your heart’s desire if you can beat my champion.
We’ll take on your best fighter.
Uh-uh. My best lover.
[metal creaking]
[crowd cheering]
Marry me!
And now, embrace.
[grunts] Hug this!
Huh?
[laughing]
You’re a terrible lover.
[smooch]
[grunts]
[Embolina laughs]
Come on, baby.
Everything here is powered by love.
I love swords.
[grunts]
The affection must be genuine, silly Eartho.
[crowd cheering]
Fionna, I love that you’re so brave.
And how you support your friends.
You’re incredible.
I’ve admired you for so long.
[straining]
[Fionna] Guess what…
Huh?
I genuinely love swords.
[crowd gasping] Oh, no!
Now do me.
Eh…
You have cool hair.
What else?
I just met you.
[straining]
I’m sorry.
You’re a good listener.
You’re so supportive.
I’m glad Hunter has a friend like you.
[straining]
I didn’t think we’d get along.
[grunting]
But I think I want to be your friend.
I want to be your friend.
[grunting]
[pop, thuds]
[groans]
Let’s get him.
[gasps]
[gasps]
Who would toss out perfectly healthy rose bushes?
[man 1] Don’t stop till they’re wiped out.
[man 2] Yes, sir.
We need plenty of space to take care of our guest.
[laughing]
What’s wrong?
You’re beautiful.
So are you.
[both giggling]
[both screaming]
[Starchy straining]
[guard] Faster!
This Flame guy’s number is almost up.
[screaming]
They have Flame.
I’ll text Cake for backup.
Why wait?
You with me, gardener?
[electronic music playing]
Hey, mano, what are you doing?
Oh, hey, I’m playing a gig.
For who?
[Lemoncarbs] ♪ Happy birthday to Dog ♪
♪ Happy birthday to… ♪
You crashed the party of our beautiful baby boy.
Ruined!
[screams]
[both] This wasn’t part of our deal, DJ!
Fionna and Fen have been looking all over for you.
Why did you flake?
[munching]
Oh, no, I was locked in on this mega set.
[speaking foreign language]
[grunts]
How could you be so… heartless?
All you had to do was communicate.
And this could have been avoided, you ass!
[Cake] You ass!
You were supposed to help me find Fionna and Fennel.
Now they’ve disappeared into thin air and it’s all your fault.
[Lemoncarbs] Boo, you!
You’re making our dog feel bad.
[whimpers]
Wait for me.
You better show up tomorrow.
Of course. I never miss a gig.
[Fionna screaming]
I killed Flame.
I’m so sorry, Fennel.
No. This is my fault, too.
[both crying]
[both groaning]
Oh, God! Flame!
Did any of that actually happen?
Fionna!
Cake!
Flame’s been fine all this time.
He’ll be at the gig tomorrow.
[both] Really?
[both] Uh…
[both] So that…
Uh…
I should probably get home.
Good luck tomorrow.
Yep.
[clears throat] Huntress.
I mulled it over.
I will help you save your Sweet Spot.
Aw!
You are the tool I’ve been missing.
Oh…
[phone vibrating] You need to get a new phone.
Marshall?
You got a minute?
Is something wrong?
[sighs in exasperation]
I don’t want to have boys’ night at the mausoleum.
I just discovered something… messed up about my mom.
Oh, no. Sorry. I know this is short notice, but…
It’s okay. I get it.
I understand if you don’t want to play.
You should sit this one out for sure. What do you mean?
Like, it’s too late to change anything.
If we pull out of the venue now, our fundraiser will fail.
I’m doing this for you. Hello? Marshal?
[closing theme music]
♪ Fred Films ♪
* * *
Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake – S02E08 – The Insect That Sang | Transcript
Original release date: December 11, 2025 (HBO Max)
A flashback shows how the Heart of the Forest entrapped by Green Wizards for magic. Orbo teleports Fionna and Huntress Wizard to trial for the Cosmic Owl’s death, and Fionna claims that Finn did it. As Hana quits the fundraiser, Cake successfully hosts another one at the Lemoncarbs’ place. Upon returning, Fionna is upset about the success despite her absence and she crashes the Sweet Spot, while Hana offers to hire her. As Princess Bubblegum euthanizes the Heart of the Forest, Finn suddenly disappears.
[narrator] Once upon a time, three fierce bandits prowled through the forest primeval.
[suspenseful music playing]
Fierce as they were…
[machine whirrs]
…the bandits weren’t very good. Until one day, their fortunes shifted. Destiny beckoned.
[enthralling music playing]
Fabulous powers were bestowed unto these most worthy rogues…
[music continues playing]
Powers that faded like morning dew without close company. They named this giver “The Heart of the Forest.” The Green Wizards had everything they needed. But one day…
[mysterious music playing]
Fearing they would lose the heart again, the Green Wizards entrapped it. To keep their source of magic a secret… on pain of death.
[opening theme music playing]
[helicopter whirring]
What’s going on?
What is that?
Have you seen something like that before?
[cables snap]
What’s going on?
I’m pulling the venue.
What?
[Hana] I was just using the fundraiser to get back into Marshall Lee’s life.
If he’s out, I’m out.
But, don’t you want him to su…
If he somehow succeeds, Marshall will have gained some valuable business acumen.
I’ll find another venue.
And the fundraiser’s gonna be a big success.
You’re a fool, Campbell.
The event is inconsequential.
I need tonight’s convergence to happen.
[Hana laughs] Buh-bye.
[Fionna] Crap!
I can find a new venue in less than a day.
What, is event planning harder than saving the world once?
First I got to call Phelix.
Cake, can I use your phone?
[phone vibrates]
Oh, he’s calling.
Great timing.
Fionna…
[club music playing]
…I don’t know if I’m gonna make it to the event tonight.
Please kill me.
[music playing over phone]
Dude, I’m still at the Lemoncarb gig.
They won’t let me leave.
[together] Hey! DJ Hotman!
Yellowsweets wants dancier tunes.
Hold on. I’ll be right there.
[music playing over phone] Thanks, Fionna.
Where’d that phone come from?
Give it!
[DJ Flame] Please hurry.
[Lemoncarbs scream] First we just need to rescue DJ Flame.
Then I’ll find a new venue.
I’m ready for whatever.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
[inhales sharply]
Maybe this is a sign we should just throw in the towel.
Cake, are you giving me guff?
I’m just saying, we might want to start getting realistic here.
[warbles]
[Fionna gasps] We’re going somewhere.
Cake, I’m gonna be right back.
Get the fundraiser going.
Fionna!
Ah, damn!
[Simon] Steady as she goes…
Just relax and allow invisible forces to… Log.
[thuds] Ow!
This is idiotic.
We should section the forest into a grid and do a flachendeckende suche! You’ve got to trust in the universe.
This is the only way to find out what’s hurting him.
[device beeps steadily]
It’s okay, PB.
We’re doing…
We’re doing the right thing.
[grunts]
What?
Where are we?
[shushes]
[rumbling approaching]
You Sheilas are in The Hall of Judgment.
You’ve been accused of a serious cosmic crime.
[suspenseful music playing]
[member] Murderer!
[overlapping angry dialogues]
Uh, run!
[trilling]
[thuds]
[Cake] Then Hana told Fi she was crazy even to try.
And now Fi’s disappeared.
So what if Fi’s plans are nuts?
At least she’s trying!
You know her plan isn’t even that nuts.
I could probably pull it off.
[Cake reads]
Honey, wherever Fionna is, I know she can take care of herself.
We’re making Boys Night happen!
God, you’re so hot.
Cakey’s gonna get you that money!
We don’t want any help from Hana.
She’s already out!
Big blue ball and I don’t even know what.
[overlapping angry dialogues]
[member] They deserve this!
[Orbo] Court is now in session.
In the course of his duties, Cosmic Owl was ruthlessly pursued and murdered by these two singulars.
We got an anonymous tip from a hot witness.
The punishment, an eternity in the pain vortex.
Plead guilty now and I’ll knock it down to an even thou.
[member] That sounds fair.
[indistinct murmur] We’re here because of me.
Upupup!
Not guilty!
I’ve seen, like, five episodes of Night Court. I got this.
I call the witness to the stand.
[Scarab] Oh!
And in my own body as well.
[indistinct murmuring]
Recount for us, if you would, what you saw on the night in question.
Well, as your honor knows, croak dreams are more Prismo’s thing.
Yeah.
But I admit some curiosity.
It’s full of jalapenos, but it’s not that hot. Seven to eight out of ten.
[Scarab] Come on, come on. Where is that dumb owl?
[car lock beeps]
[straining]
[Scarab gasps]
[shocked reaction]
[murmur] A cuckoo. Sick!
Objection.
Scarab’s got a personal beef.
Call Prismo, The Wishmaster.
He’ll vouch for me.
[Orbo] Hmm…
[Fionna] Call my fake dad!
Prismo!
Wha… What’s happening?
[belches]
I thought Jake was my number one. But you’ve always been there for me, Hoots. I’m sorry I took you for granted!
[cries]
Jesus, that’s bleak.
Uh…
Eyewitness accounts are wrong, like 70% of the time.
[Scarab] Your Honor, I request my crystal for a demonstration.
I’ll allow it.
[Scarab] Cosmic blood on their hands.
[crowd gasps]
[member] That’s evidence!
Nasty work.
We… We just wanted to talk Cosmic Owl out of Croaking Finn.
It’s better now that he’s gone!
The whole idea of fate is BS!
[member] Vile!
Order!
One more outburst and you’ll be gagged.
[Scarab] The prosecution rests, smugly.
[Fionna] Dick!
[Scarab gasps]
[club music plays]
[music distorts]
Tempo! [groans]
[music starts fading out]
[bubbling]
[gas hisses] Huh?
[music perks up]
[club music continues playing]
Meow! What the hell!
Haha! Strangulate her!
[Everplant] Eat me, Pop Cop.
We’ve upped our security.
After the last break in.
These supernatural freaks are invincible!
[Everplant and Pop Cop grunt]
[both pant]
[beaker thuds] No!
Get out. Get out. Get out!
[Cake] Hey!
Nice setup.
[both] What are you doing?
[vehicle approaches]
Spread the word, Boys Night is back on!
At the Lemoncarbs!
[disappointed chatter]
[man] Come on!
[man 1] Oh, man. Come on!
I quit my job to see DJ Flame.
The party is still on!
Follow us.
Where’s everyone going?
[fireworks bursting]
Fionna, that son of a bitch!
[crowd murmuring]
[Huntress scribbling]
We’re making a break for it.
On three…
Three!
[grunts]
[Orbo] What do you think?
Skip straight to sentencing?
Your Orbness, I would like to cross examine the witness.
[sighs] You’re up.
Scarab, tell us exactly what you saw.
[Scarab] I saw you corpse disposing.
So you’re saying you didn’t actually witness the moment of death?
[Scarab hesitates] I…
Well, maybe not.
[member] Doesn’t sound too sure.
[crowd murmuring]
Somebody killed Cosmic Owl, and you handled the body.
Connect the flipping dots.
Or, hypothetically, Cosmic Owl charged us.
It would be self-defense.
Taking initiative doesn’t sound like the Cosmic Owl’s…
[Fionna] Said he would get us all with croak dreams!
With a gun!
[crowd murmuring]
[voices echoing]
[heartbeat thumping]
[voices growing louder]
[voices fading out]
Finn did it.
[crowd gasps]
[gasps]
Feed that kitty, idiots.
Thank you.
[Marshall] Hey…
Got any double fudge delights?
I’m sorry.
I’ll be moving along.
[Marshall] Simone, wait.
I found out what my mom did.
With Damon and everything.
Yeah, well, I never wanted to get between a mother and her son.
I got into music because of you.
You were a really good influence on me.
I was planning to do a new song tonight, but it’s pointless now.
Well, I’d still like to hear it. Someday.
You’re up, Squirrel.
Do I want to help The Sweet Spot? Yes.
Am I afraid of public speaking? No.
Am I getting paid for this?
Just get on the stage.
Hey, gang.
Welcome to Boys Night.
[man] Whoo!
We’re raising funds for The Sweet Spot.
Great place.
Great place for a squirrel.
Are you ready to see the main, if not sole reason you’re here?
DJ Flame!
[crowd cheering]
[cheering dies out] Boy, that’s your cue.
Need a quick nap.
[snores]
Wake up, wake up!
He’s been DJing for two days straight.
Use your head, dummy.
I gotta buy some time.
[kid] We got you, cat.
[crowd murmuring]
[man] That’s not DJ Flame.
[woman] Where’s DJ Flame?
[kid singing] ♪ Marsh! ♪
♪ Now put your hands up ♪
♪ Now put your hands
Back down ♪
♪ Now empty them pockets ♪
♪ We wanna see
In them pockets ♪
♪ Now put your hands up ♪
♪ Now put your hands
Back down ♪
♪ Now empty them pockets ♪
♪ We wanna see
In them pockets ♪
♪ We take donations and credit
Digital paper and metal ♪
♪ We pay
For making this music ♪
♪ And share the rest
With my mallows ♪
♪ Ain’t no scamming we family ♪
♪ Scamming family is scummy ♪
♪ And glob don’t like ugly ♪
♪ We just asking
For some money ♪
♪ Money for funding my dreams ♪
♪ ‘Cause living dreams
Is expensive ♪
♪ Look at it like
An investment ♪
♪ To help us
Reach our potential ♪
♪ This instrumental
Was ten grand ♪
♪ We paid in installments ♪
♪ Somebody
Turn up the volume… ♪
[Destiny] Sorry, Jay.
[Fionna] We helped move the body.
But dream–
Finn done the deed.
That’s not true!
[Orbo] Ey!
Cram it, Jawbreak…
[Orbo] Warned ya.
Ow! What the hell, Huntr…
[chokes]
[Scarab] They’re lying, Orbo.
Just say the word.
[crowd murmuring]
Party God has cause for reasonable doubt!
[howling]
[crowd arguing]
All right. All right!
Next outburst is getting decked!
[captivating music playing]
[squirrels squeaking]
Tada!
And that’s why I haven’t brushed in years.
[crowd exclaims disgustedly]
[man] Gross!
[woman] We want Flame!
[crowd chanting] We want Flame!
We want Flame!
[screams]
[Cake] Sheeiit!
It’s looking rough up there.
Mm.
[phone vibrates]
[Cake] Please come sing.
Boys Night needs you.
Exclamation point, emoticon.
[sighs]
[groans]
Okay, I’m going up.
Yes!
[kisses] Knock ’em dead, babe.
[man and woman] Where’s Flame?
[Marshall strums guitar to music]
[man] Who is this?
Bring back Marshmallow Kid!
[Marshall clears throat]
[singing] ♪ I hate the way
That I trust me ♪
♪ The way that you trust me ♪
♪ ‘Cause it’s not
That trusting ♪
♪ Sometimes I wonder
When I stumble ♪
♪ Will I give up ♪
♪ Or just have
The grace to fall ♪
♪ Because the weight,
It get so heavy ♪
♪ And I just
Can’t seem to carry ♪
♪ All the things you want ♪
♪ And things that I believe ♪
♪ I could scream
And cry about it ♪
♪ But will you hear?
Well, I doubt it ♪
♪ ‘Cause I just am not
Who you want me to be ♪
♪ Trust fall ♪
♪ Can I count on you at all? ♪
♪ Am I worth the bother
Or am I rotten after all? ♪
♪ Trust fall ♪
♪ Would you clear
My path to crawl ♪
♪ Covered in these scrapes
And scars and bruises ♪
♪ I feel strong ♪
♪ I feel strong ♪
[crowd cheering]
Yes!
Hey, great song.
Thanks, man.
Seriously, it really lifted my spirit.
Give it up for DJ Flame!
[crowd exclaims in excitement]
[starts playing music]
[crowd cheering]
Gary, how’s the count?
It’s not enough.
Oh, come on!
Hang on, Cake.
[muffled grumbling] Ah!
Dude!
I know it’s messed up, but I just got a weird feeling.
Like a gut voice telling me it was the right thing to do.
You… [grunts in frustration] All right. This is turning into a real dog’s dinner.
You two can go for now.
But don’t leave town.
[warbling] It worked!
What about that weird fire guy?
He could guest star as an arsonist.
Brilliant.
[heavy noise]
[both scream]
Backpay!
[continues playing music]
[Cake] Listen, people. If everyone donates just $2, it can make all the difference. Do it for Fionna. Please.
[straining]
[grunts] Drop the money into a Cake basket.
[straining]
[Cake] Beep, beep, beep.
[sighs heavily]
We’re getting close.
[continues playing music]
[crowd cheering]
[out of breath]
Well, alone at last.
[sniffs] Sorry.
Aw!
[strained effort]
[exclaims nervously]
Mmm…
Mmm?
Um, would you mind getting me a soda?
I’m a little parched.
What’s not working?
He’s hot and I’m a… grown… lady.
[gasps] Cake!
[strained effort] Boys Night.
I can still fix it.
[crowd cheering]
We did it!
The Sweet Spot is saved.
We promise to make a space where everyone feels welcome.
They Boys Nighted… without me?
Fionna! [laughs] [gasps] You’re amazing.
Yeah?
You know, I’ve been trying to keep it professional, but…
Aw, you’re shaking.
Show me the heart.
[Fionna] Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm.
[Fennel gasps]
[sobs]
[both] Oh, no.
[Fennel cries]
Fennel, wait.
It didn’t mean anything.
Fennel! We were just vibing.
Oh, Fennel.
[crowd cheering]
[Huntress] Oh, I missed something.
This has all been useless.
Sorry to disappoint you.
[winces and groans]
[sobbing]
[man] Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
Fionna!
Ring, ring.
Not that one.
[Hana] You proved me wrong, Campbell.
I could use someone like you in my employ.
I can offer you a free apartment, upward mobility, the company of beautiful men.
What do you say?
Fionna?
Don’t answer now.
Just think about it.
[sobbing]
Huh?
My best friend, my hero, Fionna.
I bust my butt for their dreams, to make them happy.
And then they go and just do it without me?
None of this would be here without me!
Ugh! [panting] They don’t need me?
Guess they won’t need this either.
Or this!
Stupid roses!
[gasps] No.
No, no, no, no, no. Please!
[crashes loudly]
[Fionna coughs] Ugh!
What have I done?
[sniffs] Hmm.
[gentle music plays]
[gasps]
[sniffling]
Did I secretly want them to fail?
I’m horrible.
This is the heart.
All these roses.
The reason I couldn’t pinpoint it earlier is because your world’s heart is everywhere.
[slash]
[inhales and exhales sharply]
I can’t make a connection.
I’ve got the heart, the ritual, the broken tool.
Just do whatever it takes.
What if we cut off your hand?
Can we try something else first?
Close your eyes and look inside yourself.
No!
[Simon] Ow!
Wait. I know this.
[screams]
We’re close.
[wheezing breath]
[Simon] It looks bigger.
But this is what hurt Finn.
It’s been totally jerkyfied.
Can you save it?
All I can do is help it die with dignity.
With my ballbamburglerber.
[moans]
I’m sorry.
[loud blast]
[cries]
[necklace beeping]
Beemo.
Finn is doing great. He has ascended from this plane. What?
[mysterious music plays]
[spooky music playing]
