A Man on the Inside – S02E06 – Extracurriculars | Transcript

Out of leads, Charles and Julie wonder if they've been searching in the wrong direction all along. Work takes a backseat when Mona and Emily play hooky.
A Man on the Inside - Season 2

A Man on the Inside
Created by:
Michael Schur
Based on:
The Mole Agent, 2020 documentary film by Maite Alberdi
Stars: Ted Danson, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Lilah Richcreek Estrada, Stephanie Beatriz
Original release date: November 20, 2025 (Netflix)
Premise: Ted Danson stars as a retiree-turned-amateur private investigator.

Season 2 – Episode 6
Episode title: Extracurriculars
Episode plot: Running out of suspects within the college, Charles and Julie consider whether the crime may have been motivated by personal betrayal, suspecting Vinick’s younger wife Kelseigh if she had learned he was cheating.

At a staff meeting, Holly announces budget cuts and a new symposium led by Dr. Cole, which is effectively a party. Julie attends Kelseigh’s new gallery show to learn more. Kelseigh reveals she is pregnant and is tracking Brad’s phone because she believes he is cheating with someone named “Aurora.” The phone’s location pings on campus, and Charles, who is nearby, investigates. He sees Professor Andrea Yi exiting Vinick’s car and tries to follow her but drunkenly falls into a body of water. Julie arrives and confronts Andrea, who explains that “Aurora” is not a person but a strategic plan intended to drastically reshape Wheeler College.

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A Man on the Inside – S02E06 – Extracurriculars | Transcript

[gentle music playing]

[Holly] Okay, where are we?

Vinick got back from the Seychelles, and he wants an update.

Unfortunately, all of our leads have come up empty.

The pen, the threatening note, the leaks to the newspaper.

All dead ends.

[sighs] So many questions and no answers.

[sighs] Will Vinick give us his money?

Will Wheeler survive?

Can I get my old job back at Hard Rock Cafe?

I think it might be time to start looking at someone outside of the school.

We already went down that road.

No one else had access to the campus.

Except Vinick and Kelseigh.

Take a look at this language.

“Vinick is a snake.”

“You take one dollar of his blood money.”

These words, they’re filled with ego and hurt.

This is personal.

Did Vinick’s wife go with him to the Seychelles?

No, no, no. They never travel together.

They’re always cheating.

They’re always cheating.

[Charles] Okay. Yes.

Wait, what does that mean?

Let’s imagine that Vinick’s having an affair.

Of course.

He definitely is.

Kelseigh discovers the illicit canoodling.

Enraged by his betrayal, she becomes bloodthirsty for revenge.

She decides to humiliate him, to destroy his life.

Was she at the meeting the night Berenger’s laptop was stolen?

She was. She was taking selfies, as usual.

Tell Vinick we’re close, but don’t tell him who the target is.

[Holly] Okay. Copy that.

Hi. This is Holly Bodgemark.

I worked at the Hard Rock Cafe in San Francisco in 1982.

Question… are you hiring?

[theme music playing]

[cell phone ringing]

[phone beeps]

Hey, Mona.

Sorry to call you out of the blue, but I’m on my way to pick up a xylophone from my xylophone guy.

You have a xylophone guy?

[Mona] I do.

And I’m gonna have to get a new one because he overcharges me like crazy.

Point is, his shop is right near your office.

So I asked your dad for your number to see if you wanna play hooky and come with me, and we’ll get some food after.

God, that sounds so nice, but I just have so much work to do.

Do you think you have too much work to do because society says you should always have work to do because you’re a prisoner of the system?

I’m not a prisoner.

How many windows in your office?

None. But this is a crappy temp office because my real office doesn’t have heat.

So no heat and no windows.

Interesting.

And how many other human beings have you talked with today?

One.

The security guard.

Okay, yeah, this is a prison.

I’ll meet you in the parking lot.

[Holly] Hello, everyone.

A few brief announcements.

First of all, the latest round of budget cuts has gone into effect, and the college is no longer buying coffee pods for the communal coffee machines.

However, Max Griffin has graciously lent the faculty lounge his pour-over station.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sue.

If we rush the process, the individual notes won’t properly mature.

More importantly, tonight is the annual James Joyce symposium, led by Dr. Benjamin Cole.

We hope to see you all there.

Sorry, what’s this all about?

Every year I convene a symposium on the life and times of James Joyce.

Ah.

Let me back up.

James Joyce was a famous novelist.

Let me back up again.

A novelist is a person who uses words to tell stories.

[chuckling] I know who James Joyce is.

I’m an author. I wrote a book.

Well, so did the creator of Mad Libs, but I wouldn’t call him an author.

[scoffs] Hey, Benjamin, be nice.

All right. I’m sorry, Charles.

You and the creator of Mad Libs are exactly the same.

Excuse me.

[cell phone vibrating] Yeah.

Guess what Kelseigh Vinick is doing today.

She is opening her new art exhibit at a fancy gallery.

What’s the exhibit?

A bunch of her selfies?

Yes.

Really?

[Julie] Yes.

It’s called “KelSee Me as I KelSee My Selfie.”

[Charles] Wow.

And get this, according to the invitation, there’s a discussion led by Betsy Muki of Wheeler College, followed by light refreshments and chemical peels.

Apparently, this is yet another way the school is sucking up to Vinick.

[Charles] Okay. Keep me updated.

I guess I’ll go to Ben Cole’s boring James Joyce symposium.

You know, this stinks.

You get to do fun stuff.

I have to go to school?

You’re literally a teacher.

[Charles blows raspberry] Let’s talk about some of the pieces in this… extraordinary exhibit.

Like this one, in front of the Eiffel Tower.

Mm. So this is actually a really interesting story.

I was in Paris, and I looked up, and I went, “Whoa, what is that?”

Oh. Uh, well… to me, the colors, they evoke Seurat or even Chagall.

Oh my God. I love Steven Chagall. Yes.

Let’s talk about this piece, Selfie with Selfie.

Mm. So for this one, I took a selfie.

Mm-hm.

And I printed it out.

And then I took a selfie of myself with that selfie.

It’s very meta.

Oh no, this one I put on Snapchat.

Wait. I have an amazing idea.

[camera clicks]

[loud indistinct chatter]

[rock music playing]

Charles, you made it.

This is the James Joyce Symposium?

Mm-hm. Um, whiskey, neat.

Years ago, Ben wrote a brilliant paper tracing the influence of Walt Whitman on Ulysses and was awarded an annual stipend to honor the legacy of James Joyce.

Hm. And given that Joyce was a legendary tippler, I decided the best way to honor his legacy was to throw a party where we all get drunk.

Why didn’t you just tell me it was a party?

Well, if I told you it was a party, I was running the risk that you’d come.

[laughs]

But since you did, you should enjoy yourself.

Drink up.

Thank you.

[server] You’re welcome.

Wow.

I still can’t believe I did this.

What? Ditch work or have a fun day for yourself?

Both. I mean, I think it’s fine.

I’ve been at that job for like ten years.

At this point, I could do it in my sleep.

Do you like your job?

It’s fine. I mean, I used to like it a lot, but it’s just not what I wanted to do.

What did you want to do?

Well, I took psychology courses at Wheeler, and I thought I’d become a therapist.

But, you know, life gets in the way.

Life should not get in the way.

You should be telling it where to go.

Quit your job and go back to school.

I mean, in theory, yes.

But also, college and mortgage.

My grocery bill is insane.

My kids eat three times a day, four times a day.

There will always be reasons not to do something.

We spend a third of our lives at work.

If you’re not getting value out of your job, you should quit.

The rest will work itself out.

You know what?

You’re right.

I told Joel years ago that I wanted to go back to school, and he was super supportive.

[dramatic music playing]

I’m gonna quit my job.

[Mona] Do it.

Do it now.

Really?

Yes. What else are we gonna do?

The bread isn’t even here yet.

Okay.

Yeah. I’m gonna quit my job.

[laughing] Okay.

Uh…

Hi, Bill. This is Emily.

Wondering if you might have time tomorrow.

I’d like to have a discussion with you about my future.

Okay. Great.

Yeah. I’ll see you at nine.

You did it!

Oh, I feel wild!

[both laughing]

And the bread is here!

Oh my God, this is the best day ever!

[both laughing]

[Kelseigh] So this one was taken in the big United States courthouse or something.

That’s Daniel Day-Lewis.

They made a big, jumbo statue of him.

[Julie] Ms. Vinick.

I’m Julie, the private investigator working for Wheeler.

Oh! Oh my God, hi!

Wait, you’re very pretty for someone with a job.

What’s up with that?

Thank you.

Of course, girlie.

I’ll take one of those, thank you.

And stay close.

[server] Mm-hm.

No, I’m good.

[woman screams] Oh my God!

[both screaming] Hey!

[both] Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Oh my God, you made it!

Julie, this is Amber.

She’s a hot, sexy bitch, and she is my granddaughter.

[Amber] Mm-hm.

Your what?

[Kelseigh] My granddaughter.

Brad’s granddaughter from his second marriage.

We were in a sorority.

That’s how Brad and I met.

She was my big, and now she’s my grandma.

Aw.

Look at us. Look at us.

I can see you. Yeah. What a sweet story.

Where is Pop-Pop?

Or, I mean, your husband.

Oh, yeah, I mean, well, he bailed.

Classic. He said he had a meeting.

Aw, bummer.

Yeah.

Wait, wanna go to Dubai?

[gasps] Yes! Oh, but I can’t. Tomorrow?

Call me.

[Amber] Okay.

[both laugh]

[Julie sighs] Bye!

Bye! Send that to me.

Sorry about that.

Grandkids, am I right?

They’re a handful.

[laughs]

[out of tune] ♪ Islands in the stream ♪

♪ That is what we are ♪

♪ No one in between ♪

♪ How can we be wrong? ♪

♪ Sail away with me… ♪

Andrea, you’re leaving already?

I’m sorry, Ben.

I just have a meeting I can’t get out of.

But have a whiskey for me.

No. Wait. If you are leaving, we are doing the circle now.

Oh. [chuckles] Okay.

[crowd cheering]

[Ben] Gather round.

The circle?

Oh, it’s a Ben and Holly invention.

Yeah, you’ll see.

It has come to my attention that Andrea is leaving early.

[crowd] Boo!

Your boos are warranted.

[crowd laughs] Life in academia can be thankless, even in the best of times.

And these are not the best of times.

So we create a circle of praise to remind us who we are and why we are here.

And I’m going to start… with Holly.

Holly Bodgemark, I owe you my career.

And I actually owe you my life.

Your job title is provost, but we all know what you really are.

You are the glue that holds Wheeler College together.

In praise of Holly.

[crowd] In praise of Holly!

Thank you.

And I would like to praise Andrea so she can get out of here.

Thank you.

I don’t understand economics.

But I do understand dedication and brilliance.

And you have both.

Well, I also still have that bra you lent me.

[crowd laughing] Well, I need that back.

Yeah, I have it.

[all] In praise of Andrea!

[gentle music playing]

You were right. This looks great.

It really does. Cute. Cute. Cute.

See, if you hadn’t played hooky, you never would have found this cool outfit.

It’s so true. I’m gonna wear it at home.

That sweater was holding me back.

I didn’t want to say anything, but it really was.

What a fun day.

Thank you so much.

My pleasure.

My mom always used to say, “The world is a playground.”

“Might as well get out there and enjoy it.”

I love that.

Oh my God. [gasps] This would make a beautiful wedding dress, don’t you think?

Yeah, that is incredible.

I’m gonna buy it.

In case Charles asks me to marry him, or I ask him to marry me, you never know.

Sorry, is… I… is marriage something that you and my dad were talking about?

[laughing] Oh, no, we’ve not talked about it at all.

But it’s always a possibility, right?

Like, in the sum total of all the possible outcomes in the universe, us getting married is one.

I’m gonna try it on, and if I like it, I’ll buy it.

Yay! [laughs nervously] So a lot of people think that taking selfies is easy, but actually, a lot of hard work goes into it.

For example, if you accidentally forget to reverse the camera, you might accidentally take a not-selfie.

Thank you.

Is there a word for that?

When the camera takes a photo that’s of not you?

Kelseigh…

I came here tonight because I’m still working on the case regarding your husband, and I could really use your help.

Oh, for real? You want my help?

Yeah.

Okay, lowkey flattered.

But I know nothing about Brad.

I never see him.

I never know what he’s up to.

That’s what I wanted…

He couldn’t spare an hour to come to my gallery opening.

This was supposed to be my night.

But of course, it’s always about him.

You know what I mean?

When is it ever gonna be about me?

[cries]

[sobbing] I’m sorry.

I don’t know why I’m so emotional.

I think I might know.

You’re not drinking wine.

You’re wearing an empire waist dress, and you’ve started to crop your selfies because you’re trying to hide your belly.

I know what you think. It’s not that.

I’m pregnant.

Yeah, that’s what I…

What did you think I meant?

I don’t know.

I’m just flustered right now.

I’m sorry. I know I don’t know you well, but I’m freaking out.

Okay. All right.

Let’s get you out of here.

All right, I’ll buy you a water.

Okay.

No, I’m not allowed to have water.

I’m pregnant.

Oh no. You are always supposed to have water.

As a carbon-based life form.

Wait, for real?

Yeah.

I’ve been drinking Pedialyte.

They said it was good for babies.

Oh God.

I’m already doing everything wrong.

[cries]

We’re gonna get you some water right now.

[Kelseigh] I’m so thirsty.

You have no idea.

[Julie] I know.

Yeah.

Ben, you are haughty, arrogant, and borderline rude.

Now name my bad qualities.

[crowd laughs]

You are also the north star of the Wheeler faculty.

Without you, we would all be adrift.

In praise of Ben!

[all] In praise of Ben!

Okay, now that we’re done with that, we’ve come full circle.

Which means, back to drinking.

Wait. Charles didn’t go.

I’m okay.

No, no, no. The rules are clear.

Everyone has to praise someone.

Okay, Charles, pick someone to praise.

I guess that one person will have been praised twice.

Congratulations.

You really screwed this up.

[crowd laughs]

How could I choose?

You’re all devoted to Wheeler College.

[emotional music playing] Everything you say and do, you say and do with conviction.

That’s how I know, for example, that Ben can’t stand me.

[crowd laughs]

But it’s also how I know you’re great teachers.

And it’s just one of the many reasons that Wheeler is so special.

So, I would like to praise each of you… individually.

And all of you… together.

In praise of Wheeler.

[all] In praise of Wheeler!

♪ Time to take a breath once more ♪

♪ Before the hammer blow ♪

♪ Wrap myself around the veil ♪

[bartender] Yeah. Be right with you.

[Ben clears throat] Um…

I’m forced to admit that you strung together a few nice sentences.

That almost sounds like a compliment.

Call it a begrudging acknowledgment.

Hey, what… [sighs] What did you mean when you said that you owe Holly your career?

[Ben] Mm…

Forty-some years ago…

I was teaching at Dover University in Delaware.

The school was fine.

The people were fine.

It was sort of the Delaware of universities.

One day, a young administrator knocked on my door.

And she had seen me deliver a paper on Lord Byron.

Asked whether I’d ever heard of Wheeler College.

She saw something in you.

A kindred spirit.

It’s my story, Charles.

Sorry.

She said that her gut told her that I would be perfect for Wheeler.

And that Wheeler would be perfect for me.

I packed my bags, and I headed west.

That’s a real leap of faith you took.

The way she spoke about Wheeler College, she was so full of passion.

And passion is the only thing that matters in this corroded spittoon of a world.

But even passion can’t stop time.

The way the winds are blowing, soon I’ll be forced to leave my post.

I take it you don’t dream of retirement.

Oh God, no. I don’t play golf, Charles.

I don’t hike. I don’t fish.

What I do is read books I love and teach others how to love them too.

It gives shape to my days and purpose to my years.

I’ve had 40 years of purpose here.

And… for me, life without Wheeler College is…

[smacks lips] it would not be life at all.

[soft music plays]

[Charles] Mm.

I felt the same when I retired.

And after my wife passed.

I was wrong.

Well, I’m glad for you.

I doubt I’ll feel the same when they send me packing.

“Better pass boldly into that other world in the full glory of some passion “than fade and wither dismally with age.”

That’s Joyce, right? From “The Dead”?

You’ve read Dubliners.

Yes, Ben. I read books.

I admit I also do Mad Libs with my grandkids.

But in my spare time, I read literature.

[bartender] Enjoy.

[xylophone tune playing]

[cell phone ringing]

Hey there.

Why didn’t you tell me it was a fun, boozy party?

More fun if it’s a surprise. How was it?

I really had a great time.

[laughing] I think Ben likes me.

Or at least, his contempt for me is simmering instead of boiling.

Oh. How was your day with Emily?

We had so much fun.

Your daughter is so lovely and funny and just a great hang.

Oh, that’s so wonderful.

[Mona] Yeah, we got along famously.

Honestly, the whole day was fabulous.

We totally meshed.

Mona scares me.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, she’s smart and cool and funny and nice.

But, ah… She is wild.

I mean, she just says whatever pops into her head.

And she is very cavalier about, like, huge life decisions.

Oh, I know. At Thanksgiving, she came up to me and she said, “Should I buy this racehorse?”

I was like, “I don’t know you, lady.”

Well, earlier today, she convinced me to quit my job.

What?

Yeah. I made an appointment to meet with Bill tomorrow and was fully intending on quitting.

Why?

I was telling her some… you know, true things about how I’m unsatisfied, and I want to go get my master’s and become a psychologist.

Huh.

You’re back there again.

Well, why didn’t you tell me?

To be honest, I didn’t even know I was back there till she and I started talking.

I mean… her confidence is intoxicating.

If we’d hung out for 30 more minutes, we’d probably be Thelma and Louiseing it across the country by now.

Well, you’re dressed for it, so…

[cry chuckle]

I’m just worried about my dad.

I mean, is it safe for him to be with someone who just so, like, casually tosses out sticks of dynamite?

It’s fair to be worried.

But… you clearly do want to go back to school, and it seems like you wouldn’t have realized it unless this dynamite thrower was throwing some dynamite.

So… maybe your dad likes that about her?

You should quit your job and become a psychologist.

Oh, I already quit.

Oh.

Mona and I are going splitsies on that racehorse, so we’re gonna be rich.

Hey! We’ll get you one of these suits too.

Aw. But I don’t want one of those.

I already ordered it.

No.

Yeah, it’s on its way.

[Kelseigh gulping]

[breathes heavily]

Thank you.

So things aren’t great between you and Brad?

I mean, he’s not nice to me.

And he’s definitely always cheating on me, so… no.

Do you know who it is?

Mm… Probably someone from Wheeler.

He’s, like, obsessed with that grimy school.

I hear him talking on the phone all the time to someone named Aurora.

“Aurora.” Such a dope name, right?

[laughs]

You’re not upset?

About the cheating?

No. Look, everyone thinks I’m an idiot, but I know what I signed up for.

I’m just, like, so freaked out about being a mom.

Well, no one is ever ready to be a mom.

I’m not just gonna be a mom.

I turn 30 in a week.

Don’t tell anyone. Swear to God?

So Brad’s either gonna leave me for the new girl he’s dating, or he’s gonna, like… drop dead.

I don’t know. Either way, I’m gonna be a single mom.

Well, I was raised by a single mom.

It was just her, me, and my older sister, and…

Yeah, it was really tough sometimes, but… it was also pretty great.

She was always busy…

Working, so when she spent time with us, she was really with us.

Every Friday, we would make a frozen pizza and watch TV.

Fridays used to be my favorite night.

What do you do on Fridays now?

I work.

Hey, I think you’re gonna be a great mom.

And maybe you’re wrong.

Maybe Brad and Aurora are just coworkers.

[mocking] “Maybe Brad and Aurora are just coworkers.”

You’re so funny, so cute. I love you.

I’m obsessed with you. You’re adorable.

No, he lied to me tonight. He said he was going to the city for a meeting.

But, like, he’s still on campus.

Probably with her.

I’ve been tracking his location since we got married. [giggles] Does he know that?

Girl, no. He’s like 110.

He still probably uses those rotisserie phones.

Hey, can I run some baby names by you?

I’m thinking Chimelia or Skyrizi.

And if it’s a girl…

Malaria?

[jazzy music plays]

[cell phone chimes]

Julie, I just saw the mystery woman get out of Vinick’s car.

It’s Andrea Yi. What do I do?

[Julie] Sit tight. I’m on my way.

No, but she…

She’s walking away.

[Julie] Follow her.

Copy that. Full disclosure, I got a pretty good buzz going.

[Julie] Why would you tell me?

For full disclosure.

[Julie] Go!

[Charles] Uhoh.

[Andrea] Oh my God. Oh.

Charles?

Oh!

Are you okay?

Oh, I’m fine, yes.

[laughing] I just… I had a little too much whiskey, I guess.

Oh, you… This exact thing happened to Tshibili last year.

Ah!

So…

If you’re okay, I should… I should run.

Yeah. I’m so sorry to ask, but…

Actually. Yeah.

But can you help me out here, please?

Yes, of course. Yes.

[Charles] Oh.

Thank you.

Sure.

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

Okay.

Appreciate it.

Yeah.

Julie Kovalenko.

How nice to see you.

[Julie] Professor Nieuwendyk.

There is a turtle hanging from your jacket.

Oh, look at that. [laughs] Okay, here we go.

There you go, little buddy.

Can I have a minute alone with Professor Yi?

Yes, of course.

Good night, ladies.

Can I help you, Detective?

I hope so, Aurora.

How do you know that name?

Mrs. Vinick’s been tracking her husband’s whereabouts.

She believes he’s having an affair with someone at Wheeler named Aurora.

And since you are the woman that just exited his car at midnight, I’m inclined to agree.

There is no affair.

Aurora isn’t a person.

It’s a plan.

And it’s going to destroy Wheeler College.

[intriguing music playing]

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