Family Guy Transcripts
56 available episode transcripts, arranged by season and episode.
Season 19
- S19E13 – PeTerminator [Transcript]
- S19E14 – The Marrying Kind [Transcript]
- S19E15 – Customer of the Week [Transcript]
- S19E16 – Who’s Brian Now? [Transcript]
- S19E17 – Young Parent Trap [Transcript]
- S19E18 – Meg Goes to College [Transcript]
- S19E19 – Family Cat [Transcript]
- S19E20 – Tales of Former Sports Glory [Transcript]
Season 20
- S20E01 – LASIK Instinct
- S20E02 – Rock Hard
- S20E03 – Must Love Dogs
- S20E04 – 80’s Guy
- S20E05 – Brief Encounter
- S20E06 – Cootie & The Blowhard
- S20E07 – Peterschmidt Manor
- S20E08 – The Birthday Bootlegger
- S20E09 – The Fatman Always Rings Twice
- S20E10 – Christmas Crime
- S20E11 – Mister Act
- S20E12 – The Lois Quagmire
- S20E13 – Lawyer Guy
- S20E14 – HBO-No
- S20E15 – Hard Boiled Meg
- S20E16 – Prescription Heroine
- S20E18 – Girlfriend, Eh?
- S20E19 – First Blood
- S20E20 – Jersey Bore
Season 22
- S22E01 – Fertilized Megg
- S22E02 – Supermarket Pete
- S22E03 – A ‘Stache from the Past
- S22E04 – Old World Harm
- S22E05 – Baby, It’s Cold Inside
- S22E06 – Boston Stewie
- S22E07 – Snap(ple) Decision
- S22E08 – Baking Sad
- S22E09 – The Return of the King (of Queens)
- S22E10 – Cabin Pressure
- S22E11 – Teacher’s Heavy Pet
- S22E12 – Take This Job and Love It
- S22E13 – Lifeguard Meg
- S22E14 – Fat Actor
- S22E15 – Faith No More