Family Guy – S22E15 – Faith No More | Transcript
Brian’s romantic interest in someone inspires him to use Stewie’s time machine and their journey results in strange consequences.
Brian’s romantic interest in someone inspires him to use Stewie’s time machine and their journey results in strange consequences.
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.
Stewie and Brian win a coffee shop; Meg gets a job as a lifeguard at the pool.
At the Drunken Clam, Peter laments the fact that he’s stuck working at the Pawtucket Brewery and never obtained his dream job. Joe gets the idea for everyone to share their dream jobs.
Chris gets into the cool kids club when Lois joins his school as a substitute teacher.
The Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter’s company picnic and invite their friends to join them, but the vacation gets out of control when the cabin burns down.
Lois sells the Griffins’ TV to pay for Christmas presents, but Kevin James appears in the house when he gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer
Meg discovers her tears make cookies delicious and enjoys a profit with Chris and Stewie until their success makes her too happy to cry; Peter and his friends launch a “male talk show”.
Lois wins a Snapple contest and uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation, during which they flaunt their wealth and get kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo friendship therapy.
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother so the half-brother can get adopted; Meg and Chris start an online venture in which Chris gets paid to sit on and smash cupcakes.
Peter feels emasculated when he abandons Lois in the midst of a shark attack on their anniversary; Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.
Peter and Lois inadvertently rent a condo in a retirement community for their Florida vacation; Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.
Peter and Mayor West go confront the man responsible for Peter’s losing the Griffin house in a reverse mortgage – Tom Selleck; Brian and Stewie get into a rivalry with Bruce when they open a booth at the flea market.
Peter gets a job at the grocery store – to Lois’ dismay – while the brewery undergoes construction; Joe uses his police stories to collaborate with Brian on a true crime novel.
Meg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.
Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High’s presentation of “Romeo and Juliet”.
The guys’ physical prowess is tested at Mayor West’s dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he’s gotten his first period.
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris’ girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter’s ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can’t rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
The Griffins present their versions of three HBO shows: “Game of Thrones”, “Succession” and “Big Little Lies”.
Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor… who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion instead of Peter; the rest of the family tries to cover up a pizza delivery man’s death.
Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois’ masculine physique.
Brian is accused of ruining Mayor West’s nativity scene.
Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg’s disappearance.
Peter’s new boss bans his favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie gets detention and turns rough.
Peter turns the Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel while Lois and Carter attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny.
Stewie fears he has a terminal case of “cooties”; Peter enjoys Bonnie’s cooking.
Peter and Quagmire mimic each other’s behavior when they accidentally switch underwear; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other’s murders.
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