Family Guy

Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.

The Griffins retell “The Lord of the Rings”, explain how their ancestors came to Quahog and look back at Quagmire’s 1960s variety show in the third “Viewer Mail” episode.

Peter calls out the name “Francis” while making love to Lois, who believes that Peter was referring to his deceased father, but after a round of therapy, Lois discovers that “Frances” is the new waitress at the Drunken Clam.

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.

Peter and the guys get shipwrecked on Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on Stewie when social media makes him crazy.

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and Lois concoct an elaborate heist to steal the formula.

Lois and Stewie finally understand each other – thanks to Brian’s edibles – and try to understand their complicated relationship.

Brian and Stewie set out to write a hit Halloween song; Peter and the guys discover that lying about trick-or-treating can have deadly consequences.

Peter tries to make Joe laugh when he realizes Joe has never found him funny; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg’s school trip, where she hopes to reunite Principal Shepherd with his long-lost love.

Peter and his family and friends star in a parody of “Top Gun.”

Peter regifts Lois’ brooch, recovers it, but kills a widow. Stewie tries to be good for Santa, zaps Meg, then selflessly wishes her back. Chaos follows.

Joe wins a pumpkin contest by cheating, but all contestants cheated. Stewie animates Rupert, who turns homicidal over Brian. Chaos and apologies follow.

Brian’s romantic interest in someone inspires him to use Stewie’s time machine and their journey results in strange consequences.

Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

Stewie and Brian win a coffee shop; Meg gets a job as a lifeguard at the pool.

At the Drunken Clam, Peter laments the fact that he’s stuck working at the Pawtucket Brewery and never obtained his dream job. Joe gets the idea for everyone to share their dream jobs.

Chris gets into the cool kids club when Lois joins his school as a substitute teacher.

The Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter’s company picnic and invite their friends to join them, but the vacation gets out of control when the cabin burns down.

Lois sells the Griffins’ TV to pay for Christmas presents, but Kevin James appears in the house when he gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer

Meg discovers her tears make cookies delicious and enjoys a profit with Chris and Stewie until their success makes her too happy to cry; Peter and his friends launch a “male talk show”.

Lois wins a Snapple contest and uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation, during which they flaunt their wealth and get kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo friendship therapy.

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother so the half-brother can get adopted; Meg and Chris start an online venture in which Chris gets paid to sit on and smash cupcakes.

Peter feels emasculated when he abandons Lois in the midst of a shark attack on their anniversary; Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

Peter and Lois inadvertently rent a condo in a retirement community for their Florida vacation; Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

Peter and Mayor West go confront the man responsible for Peter’s losing the Griffin house in a reverse mortgage – Tom Selleck; Brian and Stewie get into a rivalry with Bruce when they open a booth at the flea market.

Peter gets a job at the grocery store – to Lois’ dismay – while the brewery undergoes construction; Joe uses his police stories to collaborate with Brian on a true crime novel.

Meg agrees to be a surrogate for Bruce and Jeffrey, but the Griffins are left with a new family member when the couple fail to pick up their baby.

Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High’s presentation of “Romeo and Juliet”.

The guys’ physical prowess is tested at Mayor West’s dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he’s gotten his first period.

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris’ girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.