
Family Guy – S20E20 – Jersey Bore | Transcript
Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High’s presentation of “Romeo and Juliet”.
Peter goes to a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High’s presentation of “Romeo and Juliet”.
The guys’ physical prowess is tested at Mayor West’s dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he’s gotten his first period.
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris’ girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.
Lois becomes addicted to painkillers prescribed for Brian after he gets hurt. Peter’s ping pong table becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can’t rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.
The Griffins present their versions of three HBO shows: “Game of Thrones”, “Succession” and “Big Little Lies”.
Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor… who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion instead of Peter; the rest of the family tries to cover up a pizza delivery man’s death.
Peter has an accident that leaves him with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus helps him fend off the other choir boys; Stewie becomes attracted to Lois’ masculine physique.
Brian is accused of ruining Mayor West’s nativity scene.
Peter does a noir-style investigation of Meg’s disappearance.
Peter’s new boss bans his favorite part about work: office birthdays; Stewie gets detention and turns rough.
Peter turns the Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel while Lois and Carter attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny.
Stewie fears he has a terminal case of “cooties”; Peter enjoys Bonnie’s cooking.
Peter and Quagmire mimic each other’s behavior when they accidentally switch underwear; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other’s murders.
Peter’s nostalgia for the ’80s compels him to recreate iconic movie scenes from that decade; Stewie competes with Doug to retrieve a frisbee from the top of the jungle gym.
Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy.
Peter and the guys tell stories of three rock legends while at an old record store: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris and Stewie have to partake in activities with Doug that are neglected by his father.
Cleveland, Quagmire and Peter share stories of athletic accomplishments from their youth.
The Griffins adopt a cat that Brian believes is evil.