Biden’s senile dementia has spiraled out of control. In his latest speech at the United Nations, the American president admitted to being complicit in the genocide in Gaza because he continued to send money and arms to that war criminal Netanyahu. Biden expressed hope that the International Court would soon arrest the Israeli prime minister, and he made himself available to investigators. Amid disbelief and timid applause from the Assembly, the elderly president said he was ashamed “like a dog,” but also asked for understanding, explaining that the pro-Israel lobby had funded his career ever since he was a young man and that he had to repay them somehow. A bitter but determined president ready to spill everything. Biden admitted that it all started in 1948 and not on October 7, as certain low propaganda would have people believe. However, he always read from teleprompters and speeches written by others, otherwise he would never have even seen the White House through binoculars.
According to the elderly president, Israel is a colonial project that started on the wrong foot and continued even worse. A project founded on violence, which only generated more violence, and a project based on the lie that the Palestinian land belonged by divine right to others. And if no one has managed to correct that project over time, cleansing it of Zionist extremism and making it more inclusive and intelligent, the blame lies mainly with the West, which sided with one party instead of engaging in politics and allowed itself to be corrupted. Significant admissions in front of an Assembly that suddenly fell silent. A Biden who no longer held his tongue had the courage to state that it is the Palestinians who have the right to exist and defend themselves since they were living peacefully in their homes before the Zionists arrived. What the Israelis claim, instead, is the existence and defense of the occupation.
With eyes and mouths wide open, Biden took responsibility for decades of persecution of the Palestinians, the apartheid regime, and today’s immense tragedy. He also publicly apologized to the Assembly, admitting that the United States had shamelessly abused its veto power and had always blocked the UN, preventing respect for international law and a reasonable solution in the Middle East. A truly inconsolable president, admitting the historic failure of U.S. global leadership, which has been based entirely on money and arms. Biden called it an “epic disaster” – “We were the champions of freedom and democracy, and we have drenched the world in pointless wars, even becoming complicit in genocide.” At the end of his speech, the elderly president wiped his tears with a handkerchief, and the UN Assembly, filled with delegates, gave him one of the most thunderous standing ovations in modern history.
Heads of state and ambassadors from all corners of the globe expressed their deep satisfaction with these words of truth after decades of nonsense, but also joy that it was the last time they would see Biden in person. Only the Israeli delegation remained seated and sulking, while some countries, like Italy, stood up but abstained from applauding. They want to make sure the wind has truly changed before switching the script. It seems Kamala Harris didn’t take it well. Some journalists caught her having hysterical fits and heard her whispering that if Biden comes to her house, she’ll shoot him. It’s understandable, after all, if the pro-Israel lobby turns its back on her, she won’t even see the White House with a telescope. Trump, meanwhile, gleefully tweeted that he plans to convert to Judaism after the election and added in all caps that he will guarantee Netanyahu all the means to finish the “great job.” As for Biden, they had to retrieve him from the stage because he couldn’t find the exit, and he was heard muttering that he needed to change his diaper.
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This article is a satirical commentary and should not be taken as a factual account of real events. It is intended for humorous purposes, using exaggeration and fictional scenarios to critique political figures and policies.
