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After the Bergens invade Troll Village, Poppy, the happiest Troll ever born, and the curmudgeonly Branch set off on a journey to rescue her friends.
Trolls (2016)

Trolls (2016)
Genre: Family, Animation, Fantasy, Adventure, Comedy, Music
Director: Mike Mitchell
Stars: Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Zooey Deschanel, Russell Brand, James Corden

Plot: From the creators of Shrek comes the most smart, funny, irreverent animated comedy of the year, DreamWorks’ Trolls. This holiday season, enter a colorful, wondrous world populated by hilariously unforgettable characters and discover the story of the overly optimistic Trolls, with a constant song on their lips, and the comically pessimistic Bergens, who are only happy when they have trolls in their stomach. Featuring original music from Justin Timberlake, and soon-to-be classic mash-ups of songs from other popular artists, the film stars the voice talents of Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Russell Brand, James Corden, Kunal Nayyar, Ron Funches, Icona Pop, Gwen Stefani, and many more. DreamWorks’ TROLLS is a fresh, broad comedy filled with music, heart and hair-raising adventures. In November of 2016, nothing can prepare you for our new Troll world.

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POPPY: Once upon a time… in a happy forest, in the happiest tree… lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known.

The Trolls.

(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

They loved nothing more than to sing, and dance, and hug.

Dance, and hug, and sing, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance… and hug, and dance, and sing, and hug, and dance, and hug…

(CRYING)

But then one day, the Trolls were discovered by… a Bergen!

(GRUNTS)

The Bergens didn’t know how to sing…

(SINGING OFF-KEY) …or dance… or even hug.

They were the most miserable creatures in all the land.

(CLOUD SIGHS)

And once they saw how happy the Trolls were… they wanted some of that happiness for themselves.

(SINGING)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL GASP) Oh, my God!

Eating a Troll made them feel so happy… they started a tradition.

Once a year, every year… the Bergens would gather around the Troll Tree… to taste happiness… on a holiday they called…

Trollstice.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) (PANTING)

(GRUNTING)

(SNORING)

Whoo!

(BOTH GRUNT)

Good morning, Daddy!

Daddy, wake up!

Daddy, wake up! Wake up! Wake up, Daddy!

Wake up, Daddy.

Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Daddy, wake up!

(SCREAMS)

Gristle! What time is it?

It’s Trollstice!

Trollstice! Our one day to be happy.

Yeah!

ALL: (CHANTING) Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

CHEF: Please give it up for your Keeper of the Trolls…

your Minister of Happiness…

your Royal Chef…

Me.

ALL: Ooh!

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL CHEERING)

This is a very special Trollstice… as there is one amongst us who has never tasted a Troll.

Ooh, me! She is talking about me!

Prince Gristle… (GASPS)

…the time has come.

It’s okay, son.

I remember being nervous my first time.

Okay.

That’s my boy.

CHEF: It is my sacred duty… to initiate you in the ways of true happiness.

I have chosen an extra-special Troll, just for you.

(GASPS)

The happiest, the most positive… sweetest Troll of all.

And because every prince deserves a princess…

I give you the one they call Princess Poppy.

Please make me happy, Princess Poppy.

What are you feeling?

(SPITS) That one’s rotten!

It’s fake?

Fake? Fake?

(GRUNTS)

They’re gone?

Where are they?

Don’t worry, sire. We’ll find them.

I think I hear something!

KING PEPPY: Go! Go!

MALE TROLL 1: We got Poppy!

MALE TROLL 2: Pass her to me! Here comes Poppy!

Here she is!

Ah! There’s my princess.

Da-da. (LAUGHS)

King Peppy, some of the others can’t keep up.

No Troll left behind!

Thank you, King Peppy!

COOKIE: Thank you, King Peppy! MALE TROLL 32 Thank you!

(GRUNTS)

Thank you, King Peppy.

No Troll left behind!

(BOTH SCREAM)

Daddy, where are they?

Don’t just stand there! Make my son happy!

He will be happy!

(ALL YELPING)

(GRUNTS)

(YELLS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

MALE TROLL: Where is he?

I don’t think King Peppy made it.

(ALL GASPING)

KING PEPPY: When I say no Troll left behind…

I mean, no Troll left behind!

(ALL CHEERING)

King Peppy, where’s Princess Poppy?

Don’t worry. She’s safe.

No Troll left behind!

ALL: Aww!

But we’ll be a lot safer

the further we get from Bergen Town.

Go, go! Hurry!

KING GRISTLE SR.: That’s right! Take her away!

Get her out of my sight!

She is hereby banished from Bergen Town forever.

We can all be happy again.

I’ll find the Trolls!

And shove them down your ungrateful throats.

But, Daddy…

I never got to eat a Troll.

What’s gonna make me happy now?

Come here, son.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

You will never, ever, ever, ever be happy.

Never?

Even

(BRIDGET SIGHS)

Here! Right here!

This is where we will rebuild our civilization.

(ALL CHEERING)

It has everything we need.

Fresh air, clean water…

and sweet acoustics.

(ECHOING)

(BANGING RHYTHMICALLY) (ALL CHEERING)

(SINGING) Ba de ya Say do you remember

Ba de ya Dancing in September

Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day

POPPY: Twenty years ago today, King Peppy made us safe…

and now every Troll is free

to be happy and live in perfect…

(SINGING) Harmony Harmony

Harmony

And that’s why we hug every hour.

Yep-

I wish it was every half hour.

So do I.

But that wouldn’t leave much time

for singing and dancing, now would it?

Princess Poppy, do the Bergens still want to eat us?

You bet! (ALL GASP)

But just because it’s the only way they’ll ever be happy.

(SLURPS) Oh, no. I do taste delicious.

Isn’t there anything else to make them happy?

Ooh. What about having birthday parties?

Or slumber parties?

Or staring at your parents while they sleep.

(ALL GROANING)

But I don’t want to be food.

Don’t worry. No Troll ever will be.

And that’s why we’re celebrating

with the biggest party ever.

Everybody’s gonna be there.

Everybody?

Everybody.

(BANGING RHYTHMICALLY)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING) Everybody, move your hair and feel united

Ohh!

Everybody, shake your hair and feel united

Ohh!

Yeah

Everybody’s coming to the celebration

I’ma hook you up with the invitation

Let your hair swing and party with me

No bad vibes Just love, you’ll see

Do the D-A-N-C-E One-two-three-four fight

Stick to the B-E-A-T Get ready to

Ignite

You are such a P-Y-T Catching all the lights

Just easy as A-B-C That’s how you make it right

It ain’t hard out here When you’re doing it right

Put a smile on blast That’s the Troll life

And I’m here to help you through it

Come on, Smidge, I know you can do it

Your confidence gives me strength.

(TROLLS CHEERING)

BIGGIE: Okay, Mr. Dinkles.

Say, leaves!

(SQUEAKS)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Mmm. Something’s missing.

ALL: That’s it!

(SINGING) Don’t stop, don’t stop Don’t stop the beat

I can’t stop, can’t stop Can’t stop the beat

I won’t stop, won’t stop Won’t stop the beat

Go!

Everybody, shake your hair and feel united

Ohh!

Sunshine day, everybody’s singing

Sunshine day

Everybody, move your hair and feel united

Ohh! Yeah, Ohh!

ALL: Yeah!

(ALL PANTING)

(EXHALES)

(SLOW CLAPPING)

Unbelievable, guys.

Really, really great. Good job.

I could hear you from a mile away!

Good. I was worried we weren’t projecting enough.

Poppy, if I can hear you, so can the Bergens.

Oh, boy.

Here we go again. Oh, Branch…

You always ruin everything.

Warning us about the Bergens.

No, I don’t.

The Bergens are coming! (SCREAMING)

The Bergens are coming! (SCREAMING)

The Bergens are coming! (SCREAMING)

Come on! We haven’t seen a Bergen in 20 years.

They’re not gonna find us.

No, they’re not going to find me,

because I’ll be in my highly camouflaged…

heavily fortified, Bergen-proof survival bunker.

You mean you’re not coming to the party tonight?

BOTH: But it’s going to be the biggest…

The loudest…

The craziest party ever!

(ALL CHEERING)

Big? Loud?

Crazy?

You’re just gonna lead the Bergens right to us!

Are you sure you wanna invite

this party pooper to poop on your party?

Yes. I think everyone deserves to be happy.

I don’t do happy.

Branch, I know you have happiness inside you.

You just need our help to find it.

(SINGING) Celebrate freedom from the Bergens

What do you say, Branch?

(ALL GASP) Oh, my God.

I wouldn’t be caught dead at your party, but you will be.

Caught and dead.

CREEK: Whoa, whoa.

Easy, Branch. Easy.

Thank you for providing safe passage, brother.

Namaste.

Okay, first of all, mate, thanks for sharing

your unique perspective on things.

Again.

(SNICKERING)

But, just for now, why don’t you try on

some positivity, eh?

A little positivity might go with that vest.

Okay, fine.

I’m positive you all are going to get eaten.

(CHIMING)

Hug time! It is hug time.

ALL: Hug time!

Oh, that feels good. Our hearts are synchronizing!

(SINGING) I can squeeze you forever

(BRANCH GRUNTING)

Someday, when the Bergens find us…

and the survival of every Troll is in your hands…

I sure hope the answer

is singing, dancing, and hugging…

because that’s all you know how to do.

That is not true! Poppy can also scrapbook.

I can’t believe you’re gonna be queen one day.

Tune out his negative vibrations, Poppy.

They’re toxic.

Some folks just don’t want to be happy.

I guess.

You guessed right.

Boop.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(TROLLS CHEERING)

Yeah!

(GRUNTING)

Whoo! I love you so much!

Yeah!

Whoo! Glitter!

(ALL GASP) (MUSIC STOPS)

YOLO! (MUSIC CONTINUES)

(ALL CHEERING)

(SCOFFS)

More glitter!

Turn it up!

(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

POPPY: I can’t hear you! (TROLLS CHEERING)

Trolls.

POPPY: Okay, everyone.

I just want to take a moment…

and get a little real.

BIGGIE: Poppy!

She’s my friend! I know her!

(ALL SHUSHING) (SQUEAKS)

(KING PEPPY CLEARS THROAT)

I’d like to take a second to celebrate our king…

…my father…

who, 20 years ago this night…

…saved all of us from those dreaded…

(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(ALL GASPING)

(CRASHING)

Bergens.

(ALL GASP)

Gotcha.

Uh…

Cupcake?

Run! (ALL CLAMORING)

Run! Run!

Poppy, help!

Mr. Dinkles?

Has anybody seen Mr. Dinkles? (SQUEAKS)

(YELPING) POPPY: Biggie!

Blend in! Blend in! Blend in!

SCARED TROLL: Poppy!

(GASPS) MALE TROLL: Run!

POPPY: Run, Smidge!

Oh, my God!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

TROLL CHILD: Poppy, help!

Hurry! (SCREAMS)

Go! Go! Go!

Phew… Whoa!

Cooper!

CREEK: Everyone, minimize your auras!

(GASPS) Creek! No! Poppy!

(GRUNTING)

Hold on. POPPY!

CREEK: No! Creek!

(SCREAMING) MALE TROLL: Ow!

Hmm.

Bad Bergen! Bad, bad Bergen.

Ah…

(GASPS) Bad, bad Bergen!

Dad!

(CHEF GRUNTING)

Whoa… (SIGHS) (SHUSHING)

(GROANS)

(SCOFFS)

Thanks for throwing the biggest…

the loudest…

The craziest party ever.

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

ls it coming back?

What are we gonna do now?

We have to find a new home. Everyone, hurry.

We have to leave before the Bergens come back.

We have to rescue them.

No, Poppy. we have to run.

Now, let’s go, everyone. Come on!

What about “No Troll left behind”?

I’m sorry, Poppy.

That was a long time ago.

And I’m not the king I once was.

Then I’ll go.

I’ll go and save them.

No, Poppy. It’s too dangerous.

I have to at least try.

No. You can’t go to Bergen Town by yourself.

It’s impossible.

MALE TROLL ON RECORDING: (SINGING) Celebrate freedom from the Bergens

Celebrate freedom from the Bergens

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (GASPS)

(RECORDED MESSAGES PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY)

Branch, you’re invited!

No! No! No! (SHUSHING)

Branch! Branch! Branch!

Branch, are you in there? Huh?

I’m not going to your party.

The party’s over.

We just got attacked by a Bergen.

I knew it.

(POPPY GASPS)

Branch! Shh.

I have to tell you something. Shh.

I was just gonna…

(TUTTING) Shh! Shh!

What?

What could be so important that it’s worth

leading the Bergen right to us?

The Bergen’s gone!

You don’t know that. It could still be out there.

Watching.

Waiting.

Listening.

No. It left!

It took Cooper, and Smidge, and Fuzzbert…

and Satin, and Chenille, and Biggie,

and Guy Diamond, and Creek!

Mmm.

Which is why I have to ask you.

Will you go to Bergen Town with me and save everyone?

What? No.

Branch, you can’t say no. They’re your friends.

Uh-uh-uh. They’re your friends.

I’m staying right here in my bunker where it’s safe.

Oh, that’s great.

You’re the one guy who knows more about Bergens than anyone…

but when we finally need you,

you just want to hide here forever?

Forever? Pfft. No.

Oh!

Yeah…

I really only have enough supplies

down here to last me 10 years…

11 if I’m willing to store and drink my own sweat.

Which I am.

You all said I was crazy, huh?

Well, who’s crazy now?

Me. Crazy prepared.

I’m sorry. I should have listened to you.

You told me not to throw the party,

and I threw it anyway.

And it’s my fault they were taken.

And now I don’t know what to do.

Why don’t you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

Solid burn, Branch.

Well, thanks anyway.

Hey, anytime, Poppy. See you in 10 years.

(PLATFORM LOWERING)

Oh, hey, Branch?

Just wondering if I could borrow something.

(SIGHS) What?

Your bunker. What?

Okay, everybody. Come on in!

(ALL CLAMORING)

Hi, Branch!

No! No! No!

Whoa, wait! Poppy, what are you doing?

You said you have enough provisions

to last 10 years, right?

Yes, to last me 10 years. Me!

It’ll last them two weeks!

Then I guess I better hurry.

Wait, wait, wait!

You won’t last a day out there.

And you won’t last a day in here.

ALL: (CHANTING) Chug, chug, chug!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Solid burn, returned. (GLASS SHATTERING)

MALE TROLL: Sorry, Branch!

(STAMMERING) Uh, Poppy, wait.

Please be careful.

Don’t worry, Dad. I can do this.

I love you, Poppy.

I love you too, Dad.

They grow up so fast.

Bye, everybody! See you soon!

ALL: Good luck, Princess Poppy!

(SOFTLY) And three, two, one.

Hug time!

No.

ALL: (CHANTING) Hug time! Hug time! Hug time!

No! No!

POPPY: With her friends safely hidden…

Princess Poppy set off to rescue her other friends…

confident she’d make it to Bergen Town on her own.

(BERGEN SNARLING)

Convinced she’d make it to Bergen Town.

(SIGHS) Um…

Totally sure she’d make it to Bergen Town.

Mmm…

(SIGHS)

(SINGING) I really hope I can do it

‘Cause they’re all depending on me

I know that I must leave the only home I’ve ever known

And brave the dangers of the forest

Saving them before they’re eaten

I mean, how hard can that be?

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(SINGING) Looking up at a sunny sky

So shiny and blue and there’s a butterfly

Well, isn’t that a super fantastic sign?

(BURPS)

(SINGING) It’s gonna be a fantastic day

Such marvelousness it’s gonna bring

Got a pocket full of songs that I’m gonna sing

And I’m ready to take on anything

Hooray!

Some super fun surprise around each corner

Just riding on a rainbow

I’m gonna be okay

Hey! I’m not giving up today

There’s nothing getting in my way

And if you knock, knock me over

I will get back up again

(SQUAWKING)

Oh! If something goes a little wrong

Well you can go ahead and bring it on

‘Cause if you knock, knock me over

I will get back up again

(BOTH CHIRPING)

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

Oh, get back up again

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Ahh!

I’m marching along I’ve got confidence

I’m cooler than a pack of peppermints

And I haven’t been this excited

Since I can’t remember when

I’m off on this remarkable adventure

Just riding on a rainbow

But what if it’s all a big mistake?

What if it’s more than I can take?

No, I can’t think that way

‘Cause I know that I’m really, really, really gonna be okay

Hey! I’m not giving up today

There’s nothing getting in my way

And if you knock, knock me over

I will get back up again

Oh, if something goes a little wrong

Well you can go ahead and bring it on

‘Cause if you knock, knock me over

I will get back up again

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, get back up again

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh

I’m okay!

(SINGING) Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh

And if you knock, knock me over

You knock, knock me over

I will get back up again

(GROANS)

(ALL GASP)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREECHING)

(GRUNTS)

Hmm?

(SHUDDERS) (SCREECHING)

(GRUNTING)

Get back!

Whoa.

(SIGHS) Huh?

Oh no! Poppy?

Hang on!

(POWERING UP)

(ZAPPING)

(SINGING) Get back up again

Branch, my man!

You are right on time.

Oh, right. Like you knew I was coming.

Yes! I figured after the third hug time…

getting eaten by a Bergen wouldn’t seem so bad.

And I figured there was no way you could do this by yourself.

Guess we were both right.

Hmm. All right. Let’s do this!

Sooner we get to Bergen Town,

sooner we can rescue everybody…

and make it home safely.

Wait, wait, wait. What’s your plan?

I just told you. To rescue everyone

and make it home safely.

Okay. That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.

Oh! I suppose you have a plan.

(CLEARS THROAT)

First…

we get to the edge of Bergen Town

without being spotted.

Then, we get inside by sneaking

through the old escape tunnels…

which will then lead us to the Troll Tree…

right before we get caught,

and suffer a miserable death…

at the hands of a horrible, bloodthirsty Bergen!

Hold on a second, are you scrapbooking my plan?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Almost…

…done!

RECORDED VOICES: We did it!

There will be no more…

scrapbooking.

(POPPY SINGING)

BRANCH: Do you have to sing?

POPPY: I always sing when I’m in a good mood.

BRANCH: Do you have to be in a good mood?

POPPY: Why wouldn’t I be?

By this time tomorrow, I’ll be with all my friends!

Oh, I wonder what they’re doing right now.

Probably being digested.

They’re alive, Branch. I know it!

You don’t know anything, Poppy.

And I can’t wait to see the look on your face…

when you realize the world

isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows.

‘Cause it isn’t.

Bad things happen…

and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Hey, I know it’s not all cupcakes and rainbows.

But I’d rather go through life thinking that it mostly is…

instead of being like you.

You don’t sing, you don’t dance.

So grey all the time! What happened to you?

Shh.

A Bergen?

(SOFTLY) Maybe.

There’s no Bergen, is there?

You just said that so I’d stop talking.

(SOFTLY) Maybe.

(SIGHS)

So special.

Good night, Cooper.

Good night, Smidge. Good night, Fuzzbert.

Good night, Satin. Good night, Chenille.

Good night, Biggie. Good night, DJ.

Good night, Guy Diamond.

(CHUCKLES) Good night, Creek.

Boop.

And good night, Poppy.

BRANCH: Don’t even think about it.

(MOUTHING)

(SINGING) Stars shining bright above you

Really? Seriously? More singing?

Yes, seriously! Singing helps me relax.

Maybe you ought to try it.

I don’t sing, and I don’t relax.

This is the way I am, and I like it.

I also like a little silence.

(UKULELE PLAYING)

(SINGING) Hello Darkness, my old friend

I’ve come to talk with you again

Hello.

Because a vision softly creeping

Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound…

of silence

May I?

POPPY: So one of these tunnels leads to the Troll Tree.

BRANCH: That’s right.

There’s so many of them.

I wonder which one.

I don’t know.

MALE VOICE: Choose a hole wisely!

For one will lead to Bergen Town…

and the others, to certain death. (ECHOING)

Who said that?

MALE VOICE: It was…

…me.

Hey, guys, how’s it going? Welcome to the root tunnels.

Uh, I just wanted to warn you.

One of these tunnels leads to the Troll Tree…

and the others to (IN DEEP VOICE) certain death,

death, death, death…

(IMITATES ECHO FADING)

Do you think you can tell us which is the right one?

You bet!

Great! No, that’s okay.

We’re fine, thanks!

Branch. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

He’s trying to help us.

I don’t like the looks of him.

I mean, who wears socks with no shoes?

He seems to know what he’s talking about.

Okay, fine.

Which way do we go?

First, you have to give me a high five.

Then I’ll tell you.

What?

Oh, I love high fives. I’ll do it.

Oh, I know you’ll do it.

But will he?

All right, dumpy diapers, up high!

Nope, I don’t do high fives.

Slap it, boss. Not gonna happen.

Party on the top floor. Nope.

Little slappy. Make daddy happy-

That’s weird.

Come on, just one little high five.

Oh, no, thanks. I’m good.

Here, just do this…

But with your hand.

Thank you for that demonstration.

Really cleared up exactly what I will not be doing.

Branch, it’s a high five.

The others lead to certain death.

Get perspective.

(SIGHS) One high five and then you’ll tell us

which tunnel to take, right?

So easy.

(GRUNTS) Okay, fine!

Ooh. Too slow.

Too slow?

(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES) Classic.

No, no. All right.

I’m gonna let you slide with a fist bump.

Whoo. Shark attack! Nom-nom-nom-nom. Jellyfish!

Hand sandwich. Turkey. Snowman. Dolphin.

Helicopter. Last Supper. Monkey in a zoo.

What? Gear shift

(IMITATES GEARS SHIFTING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Okay, okay, okay. Now I’m thinking we hug.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(SCREAMING)

BRANCH: That’s right. You better run, Cloud!

POPPY: Wait!

I’m gonna tear your little cloud arms…

off your cloud body,

and high five your face with them!

POPPY: He’s just a cloud!

BRANCH: Get back here! POPPY: Branch! He can help us!

BRANCH: Come back!

POPPY: Run, Cloud Guy!

I’m gonna kill you!

Ta-da! We’re here!

Phew…

You guys are a lot of fun. You know, I gotta go.

Got some cloud stuff to take care of.

Catch you on the way back?

Unless…

you die. (IMITATES ECHO FADING)

The Troll Tree.

Bergen Town.

(CLINT EASTWOOD PLAYING)

ALL: (SINGING) I ain’t happy I’m feeling glad

I got sunshine in a bag I’m useless

But not for long The future is coming on

I ain’t happy I’m feeling glad

I got sunshine in a bag I’m useless

But not for long The future is coming on

Is coming on ls coming on

Coming on ls coming on

Is coming on ls coming on

Wow! They’re as miserable as you.

Which means they haven’t eaten a Troll yet.

Now, come on. Let’s go save our friends.

Your friends.

Our friends. Don’t fight it.

(SIGHING)

Oh, Barnabus.

You’re my only friend in this whole miserable world.

Dad was right.

I’ll never ever, never ever, never be happy.

(GROANS)

Never

CHEF: Never say never.

(SHRIEKS)

(GROWLING)

Chad.Todd.

(GASPS)

Chef, where did you come from?

My father banished you 20 years ago.

Have you been standing behind that plant this whole time?

If only, sire.

No. I’ve been out in the wilderness…

thinking of nothing but how I let you down.

If only there was some way I could make you feel better.

Well, fat chance!

The only way I’ll ever be happy

is by eating a Troll…

and that ain’t gonna happen, thanks to you.

Ah, but it just might. Thanks to me.

(TROLL CHOIR SINGING)

(ALL GASPING)

You found the Trolls.

Whoa. (ALL GASPING)

So this means I might actually get to be happy!

That’s right.

(EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT) (TROLLS GASPING)

Of course, everyone else in Bergen Town

will still be miserable…

but that’s not your concern.

lam their king, so maybe it kinda is.

What exactly are you proposing?

Bringing back Trollstice? For everyone?

Hmm…

Yes! That’s exactly what I’m proposing.

Great idea, sire. Absolutely brilliant.

Aren’t you smart?

(CHUCKLES) I guess I am.

And I, your loyal Chef, will be right behind you.

Holding a knife. What’s that?

Holding a knife, a spoon, a ladle.

I’m your chef, after all!

Yeah, you sure are!

I’m back!

You, scullery maid, what’s your name?

Uh, Bridget.

Congratulations, Idget. You work for me now.

So you take those dishes downstairs

and you start scrubbing.

Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

(ALL WHIMPERING)

Shh. Don’t cry, Mr. Dinkles. Shh!

Guys, Mr. Dinkles is really freaking out!

(SQUEAKS)

Whoa, whoa! Everyone, we must all remain calm.

(CHANTING) Comb

That’s right. (GASPS)

A calm Troll is a tasty Troll.

And you are a key ingredient in my recipe for success.

(TROLLS GASPING) You see…

he who controls the Trolls controls the Kingdom.

And I am that “he!”

You’re a dude? (GRUNTS)

Ahh!

Ooh.

By this time tomorrow, I’ll be queen…

and all of Bergen Town will get

exactly what they deserve.

True happiness!

(CHEF LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(CAWING)

Chad. Todd.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

So where do you think our friends are?

If I had to guess, I’d say in a Bergen’s stomach.

Could you try to be positive?

Just once. You might like it.

Okay. I’m sure they’re not only alive…

but about to be delivered to us on a silver platter.

(SIGHS) Thank you. That wasn’t so hard, was it?

(CHIMES)

(GASPS) Branch!

Hug time? Seriously? (SHUSHING)

Listen.

(FLOWERS CHIMING)

This is gonna be the best Trollstice ever!

Such a great idea I had.

CHEF: Yes. Tomorrow is Trollstice, everyone.

And it must be perfect!

ALL: Yes, Chef!

Feels great to be ordering everyone around again.

Branch, look!

They’re alive?

And on a silver platter, too. We were both right.

And to mark the occasion, Your Highness, look.

I found your old Troll bib.

KING GRISTLE: Oh, wow! I bet you still fit.

(STRAINING)

(RASPY) Like a glove!

(GROANS) Ahh…

(LAUGHS) TROLLS: Shh.

Oh, you think that’s funny?

We’ll see who’s laughing

when I bite your yummy head off.

When I bite all y’alls yummy heads off.

Wait a minute.

Chef, this isn’t enough yummy heads

to feed all of Bergen Town.

How are we supposed to have Trollstice

if there’s not enough Trolls?

Oh, there’s plenty more where that came from, sire.

KING GRISTLE: Are you sure?

Because I promised everyone a Troll.

CHEF: No, no, no, sire!

Everything will be fine.

If I were truly worried…

would I be willing to do this?

Creek!

(GASPING)

Oh, my first Troll!

Go on, eat, King Gristle.

Enjoy a taste of true happiness.

(WHIMPERING)

(TROLLS SHUDDERING)

Shouldn’t we wait for Trollstice?

TROLLS: Phew.

Sire, every day is Trollstice when you have Trolls.

Yeah, I guess.

(SHUDDERING)

But my dad said the first time should be special.

(TROLLS SIGHING)

Well, you’re the king now. (CREEK GROANING)

Yeah, lam the king.

But I think I should share this moment

with all the kingdom.

(GRUNTS) Eat it! (TROLLS GASPING)

Mmm.

Oh’ my God! No!

Yes!

(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)

(CHOKING)

Mmm.

Idget, lock these Trolls in your room

and guard them with your life.

Yes, Chef.

(KING GRISTLE MOANING)

Yes. Yes, I know.

Branch, we have to save him!

Save him from what? His stomach?

We didn’t see him chew. We didn’t see him swallow!

Face it, Poppy.

Sometimes people go into other people’s mouths…

and they don’t come out.

If we go after Creek now, we’re going to get eaten.

I’m sorry…

but it’s too late for him.

KING GRISTLE: Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Huh. Poppy!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

CHEF: Scullery maid! (GASPS)

(GROANING)

CHEF: Wash these pots and pans for Trollstice.

The king’s inviting everyone.

Except you.

(SOBBING)

(SINGING) I’ve been alone with you inside my mind

And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips

A thousand times

I sometimes see you pass outside my door

Hello

Is it me you’re looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You’re all I’ve ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

‘Cause you know just what to say

You’re all the idiots! I have to do everything myself.

And you know just what to do

I have to get out of bed,

I’m supposed to put my own clothes on, tie my own shoes.

And I want to tell you so much

I love you

(SOBBING)

(SNORING)

Oh, she’s in love with the king.

What are you talking about? Bergens don’t have feelings.

Well, maybe you don’t know everything about the Bergens.

Now let’s go.

– Guys! – ALL: Poppy!

(ALL SINGING) Celebrate good times, come on

It’s a celebration

(SHUSHING)

(SINGING) There’s a party going on right here

No! There is not a party going on right here.

The sooner we get you guys out of here…

The sooner we can save Creek!

What? (GASPS)

Hello?

(ALL GASPING)

ls it me you’re looking for?

(SNORING) ALL: Phew…

I know you’re looking for the cupcakes and rainbows here…

but let’s face it, Creek’s been eaten.

They put him in a taco!

It was horrible.

Sorry, Poppy. Creek’s gone.

Poppy, how could you possibly think Creek’s still alive?

I don’t think he’s alive.

I hope he’s alive, and that’s enough.

How do you always look on the bright side?

There is no bright side here. None!

There’s always a bright side.

Hey! Where do you think you’re going?

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

Glitter! No! Get back in your cage!

(BRIDGET GRUNTING)

(TROLLS CLAMORING)

Chef’s gonna be so mad!

(SCREAMING)

No!

(GRUNTING) (YELLS)

POPPY: Bridget, stop!

You’re in love with King Gristle.

(GASPS)

Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

(GASPS) Uh, excuse me!

That’s not mine.

(SIGHS)

What does it matter?

It’s not like he even knows I’m alive.

Bridget, I can help you!

What if there was a way

we could both get what we want?

You love Gristle, too?

You’d better back off, girlfriend!

(HISSING)

No. Bridget, no.

That Troll King Gristle put in his mouth, that’s Creek.

And I would do anything to save him.

The only problem is…

we can’t get anywhere near the king

without him eating us.

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

Oh. But…

you can.

You can walk right up to him and tell him how you feel.

As if.

I can’t just walk right up to the king.

His Royal Awesomeness would never talk

to a scullery maid like me.

What if he didn’t know you were a scullery maid?

What if he thought you were this total babe?

What kind of total babe

would be dressed like a scullery maid?

I smell like gravy.

What if we made you a new outfit?

I’m thinking…

Jumpsuit!

What’s the point of a jumping suit

if I still have this hair?

POPPY: Oh, we can fix that.

What’s the point of a new outfit and new hair…

if I don’t even know what a total babe would ever say?

POPPY: We can help with that too!

Really?

What do you say, Bridget?

You get us Creek,

and we’ll get you a date with the king.

Let’s do it?

A 5, 6, 7, 8…

(ALL SINGING) When you look in the mirror

Let it disappear

All your insecurities

Wait!

Why isn’t this one singing?

COOPER: Come on, Branch.

Sing with us!

ALL: Yeah, Branch, sing with us!

Oh, no. That’s okay.

You don’t think this will work?

Oh, no, no. It’s not that. I just don’t sing.

Branch! No.

He’s right. This idea is stupid.

(CRYING) King Gristle will never love me.

COOPER: Come on. Hey, hey. What’s all this?

That’s right, Bridget. Just let it all out.

Bridget, let it go. Just have a good cry.

Go, girl!

(WAILING)

Okay, now bring it back in.

Reel it in.

(SCOFFS)

Branch, what are you doing?

You have to sing!

I told you, I don’t sing.

Well, you have to! I’m sorry. I can’t.

No, you can. You just won’t. Fine. I just won’t.

You have to! No!

No! Yes!

Why not? Why won’t you sing?

Because singing killed my grandma, okay?

Now, leave me alone.

My uncle broke his neck tap dancing once.

How did singing kill your grandma?

What song was she singing?

I was the one singing.

(SINGING) And I need you now tonight

And I need you more than ever

BRANCH: That day, I was so lost in song…

I didn’t hear my grandma trying to warn me.

Branch! Watch out!

(SINGING) And we’ll only be making it right

Watch out, Branch!

(BERGEN SNARLING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRANDMOTHER SHRIEKING)

Grandma!

(ALL SINGING) Once upon a time

There was light in his life

But now there’s only love in the dark

Nothing he can say

A total eclipse of the heart

I haven’t sung a note since.

I’m so sorry, Branch. I had no idea.

I just assumed you had a terrible voice.

No, no, it was like an angel’s.

At least, that’s what Grandma used to say.

Whoa, whoa.

What are you doing? It’s not hug time.

I just thought you could use one.

ALL: Oh…

Mmm.

Okay. Okay, I’ll help.

But I’m still not singing.

Okay, people. Hair we go!

(ALL SINGING) You

You gotta let it show

(GASPING)

I’m comin’ Yay!

I’m comin’

All right

Out

I’m comin’

Out

I’m comin’

Yo! I’m coming out like the sun after rain

Ready to shine

No time to be playin’ Feelin’ good

Gonna get get what I, what I want

Gonna show every-everybody

How I, how I flaunt

Look at me now, my confidence is soaring

Dudes be impressed with the points I’m scoring like

That ain’t boring

And it just don’t quit Watch the king drop his jaw

When I’m shaking my hips I’m saying

She’s coming out

She’s comin’

It’s time to take a stand Hey!

And show the world that I’m comin’ out

She’s comin’ out

(GROWLING)

KING GRISTLE: No, no, no! It’s all wrong!

I’m the king who’s bringing back Trollstice.

I need a bib to match.

TAILOR: Yes, sire. (GASPS)

I look like a child in this one.

Oh, sire! I need something elegant, sophisticated.

You know, a man’s bib.

Oh, he’s so beautiful.

And so are you.

Oh, he’ll know that I’m just a scullery maid. No, no, no!

I got to get out of here.

I’ll be right here for you, Bridget. We all will.

You’ll tell me what to say, right?

Of course, I will.

Just wait until we get inside.

Ooh, Sire! I believe I have the perfect bib!

It better be! Trollstice is tomorrow night.

I mean, I look good. But I have to look great.

Right.

(GASPS) It’s got a wing-dingle on it!

Oh, Your Majesty! Look at you! Such a big, big boy.

I love it!

BRIDGET: I think you look fat.

What?

P-H, phat. Then strike that pose.

P-h, Phat!

Ew…

Hot lunch!

Total honesty from a total babe.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

And who might you be?

Uh…

Your name is, um…

Lady! Glitter?

Sparkles! Seriously?

My name is

Lady Glittersparkles, seriously.

Well, my lady Glittersparkles. (CHUCKLES)

Would you care to join me for an evening…

at Captain Starfunkle’s Roller Rink and Arcade?

Would I!

Would I?

Yes! You’d be delighted.

Oh, indeed, lwould.

When are you gonna ask him about Creek?

We have to warm him up first.

Don’t you know anything about romance?

Of course! I’m passionate about it.

Really? Don’t you know anything about sarcasm?

I think I had a sarcasm once.

And I’ll take one of everything, Bibbly.

Things are gonna get messy. (BELLS JINGLING)

Enjoy your pizza. Here’s your tokens.

Ooh, so fancy. (FLIRTATIOUS CHUCKLE)

Good thing I brought my appetite.

(SHRIEKS)

You are fantastic!

Bridget! Compliment him back!

I like your back.

No! I meant say something nice about him.

But I do like his back.

Huh? Um…

POPPY, help her.

Your eyes…

They’re…

Ugh… Ooh!

Your ears…

Your eyes…

ears“. Nose!

Skin! Neck!

Skin, neck, ears, nose…

face, back of your head. Are you okay?

(SINGING) Your teeth

Teeth.

What’s going on? Are you making fun of me?

Your eyes!

They’re like…

two pools, so deep…

I fear if I dive in…

I might never come up for air.

I might never come up for air.

And your smile…

The sun itself turns jealous…

and refuses to come out from behind the clouds…

Knowing it cannot shine half as bright.

I kinda do have a nice smile, don’t I?

Yes, you do.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this…

GUYS, She’s going rogue!

But being here with you today…

makes me realize that true happiness is possible.

Whoa.

It is!

True happiness is a lot closer than you think.

It’s right here.

Mmm. That’s pretty, I guess.

What do you think now?

(GASPS) Creek?

I knew he was alive!

Mr. Dinkles, he’s alive!

Oh, snap!

(ALL GASP)

You just talked!

(SQUEAKS)

I’ve been savoring this little guy. (GASPS)Hem!

Uh… Mercy!

Tell me, my lady,

will I be seeing you at the Trollstice feast?

Well, duh. I’ll be working.

It!

It. Working it. You know…

workin’ it.

Yeah! You’re not kidding, you will.

Because you’re gonna be there as my plus one.

– Really? – Assumlng you’ll say yes?

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Meantimes, maybe we should find some other way to…

work up an appetite.

Oh, yeah? What did you have in mind?

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS) Whoo!

(LAUGHS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING) Ha-ha!

(CHUCKLES)

Whoo!

Whoo!

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

Ah! Mmm.

Whoa.

(ALL GRUNTING)

(YELPS) Ah…

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(LAUGHS)

(YELPING)

(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(BOTH SIGH)

Your Majesty.

You seem to be having…

fun.

Oh, lam!

Meet the lovely Lady Glittersparkles.

Hmm.

You remind me of someone.

(SHUDDERING)

She’s, uh, gonna be my plus one.

Oh, I see.

For a moment there I was concerned

you were changing the plan.

(LAUGHING) (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(TROLLS SHUSHING)

Well, this won’t be a problem at all, Your Highness.

I’ll just get my worthless scullery maid to get…

another place setting ready for the lovely…

Lady Glittersparkles.

KING GRISTLE: Put her place setting next to mine.

I want her right by my side…

Hey! Lady Glittersparkles?

Lady Glittersparkles!

(YELPS)

I’ll see you at Trollstice, yeah?

(GASPS)

(SOFTLY) I miss you already.

Ow!

(SIGHS)

I think the king really likes us.

I know, right?

That was the greatest day of my life!

Thanks, Poppy.

Thanks to all of you!

Even you, I guess.

I just never thought something like that could happen to me.

And it just did!

I’m so excited I could just scream.

(SCREAMING INAUDIBLY)

Oh, I could scream too! Creek is alive!

Yay! (ALL CHEERING)

(OFF-KEY CHEERING)

Branch, what’s wrong?

Nothing. I thought we were celebrating.

That’s your happy shout?

It’s been a while.

Well, you’re gonna have plenty of practice,

because we’re gonna save Creek…

and life will be all cupcakes and rainbows again.

Up top!

Too slow.

CHENILLE: Yes! SATIN: I knew it!

Okay, everybody…

let’s go save Creek.

No! No! You can’t leave.

Lady Glittersparkles is gonna be the king’s plus one at dinner.

The dinner where they’re serving Troll?

Yeah, I think we’re gonna have to skip that one.

No! No, you have to help me be Lady Glittersparkles.

I need you.

You don’t wanna pretend to be someone you’re not forever!

Then how about just for tomorrow?

Bridget, you don’t need us anymore.

You and the king can make each other happy!

That’s impossible!

Only eating a Troll can make you happy.

Everyone knows that!

I wish I’d never gone on this stupid date!

(CRYING) Bridget…

Just go! Get out of my room. Leave me alone.

Please, listen.

CHEF: Bridget!

We’ve gotta go. Bridget…

CHEF: What’s going on down there?

Bridget, scrub that dish!

The king’s bringing a plus one.

Yes, Chef. (SOBBING)

We can do this, Barnabus.

I just have to lose 30 pounds in the next eight hours.

(I FEEL LOVE PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

There it is!

(SINGING) on…

I feel good I feel good

I feel good

Creek, we’ll have you out of there in a second.

Hurry! It’s stuck!

(GROWLING)

Run!

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

(INAUDIBLE) (MUSIC BLARING ON HEADPHONES)

I feel love

Hey, guys! Over here! (GROWLING)

Everyone, get in! Let’s go.

Branch, give him to me. Go!

Just go!

BRANCH: Everybody hold on!

BIGGIE: Hold it steady, guys.

Satin, Chenille, sharp right!

Let’s do it!

Guy Diamond, glitter him!

Eat glitter!

Ha-ha.

Look! (ALL SCREAMING)

Hold on!

(ALL YELP)

Creek! (ALL GASP)

(GASPS)

Branch! (GRUNTS)

BIGGIE: We got you!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Gotcha!

BRANCH: Huh? (POPPY GASPS)

No!

He can’t be gone.

I’m sorry, Poppy. We’re too late.

CHEF: Actually…

your timing is perfect.

(BIGGIE WHIMPERING)

Sorry, but I can’t have you leaving before tomorrow’s dinner.

A dinner to which you are all invited.

And when I say all…

I mean every Troll in Troll Village.

You’ll never find them. Not where they’re hiding.

Oh, you’re right. I couldn’t find them.

But I could with someone they know.

Someone they trust.

Someone…

…like this guy.

Creek! You’re alive!

DJ SUKI: He’s so cool.

BIGGIE: Yes!

He’s selling us out!

POPPY: Branch! Wait! (CHOKING)

I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation.

At least give him a chance.

Thank you, Poppy.

I’m selling you out.

(CHOKING)

No, stop! No, wait!

(GASPING)

You better explain yourself, Creek!

As I was about to accept my fate…

I had, what I can only describe as…

a spiritual awakening.

I don’t wanna die!

Don’t eat me.

Eat someone else. Anyone else. Everyone else. But not me!

But the king wants to be happy now.

Wait! Wait! There must be some other way.

I’ll do anything.

Hmm…

No! Creek, please don’t do this.

Believe me…

I wish there was some other me-not-getting-eaten way.

But there isn’t.

And now I have to live with this for the rest of my life.

At least you get to die with a clear conscience.

So, in a way…

you could say…

I’m doing this for you.

Boop!

(TROLLS GASPING)

(COWBELL BANGING RHYTHMICALLY)

(SHUSHING)

Listen. It’s Poppy’s cowbell!

My baby did it!

Poppy did it!

Ha-ha.

Creek?

Uh-oh.

(TROLLS CLAMORING)

ALL: (CHANTING) Trollstice! Trollstice! Trollstice!

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Now let’s prepare the main course.

The Trolls!

(TROLLS SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(GASPS) Poppy?

Poppy! Oh, thank goodness you’re all right.

I’m doing great.

I got everybody I love thrown in a pot.

Thanks for asking.

POPPY? Are you being…

sarcastic?

Yes!

(ALL GASPING)

Oh, my God!

I’m sorry.

I don’t know why I thought I could save you.

All I wanted to do was keep everyone safe,

like you did, Dad.

But I couldn’t.

Poppy-

I let everyone down.

(SIGHS) But, Poppy…

You were right, Branch.

The world isn’t all cupcakes and rainbows.

(SOFTLY) Poppy.

(SIGHS)

(BRANCH SINGING) You with the sad eyes

Don’t be discouraged

Oh, I realize

It’s hard to take courage

In a world full of people

You can lose sight of it all

The darkness inside you

Can make you feel so small

(CHIMES)

(FLOWERS CHIMING)

What are you doing? The king is waiting.

Get those Trolls out there!

Sorry, Chef.

Oh, you are sorry.

(SINGING) Show me a smile then

Don’t be unhappy, can’t remember when

I last saw you laughing

This world makes you crazy

And you’ve taken all you can bear

Just call me up

‘Cause I will always be there

And I see your true colors

Shining through

I see your true colors

And that’s why I love you

So don’t be afraid

To let them show

Your true colors

True colors are beautiful

I see your true colors

Shining through True colors

I see your true colors

That’s why I love you

So don’t be afraid

To let them show

Your true colors

True colors

(SQUEAKS)

Are beautiful

Like a rainbow

Oh, oh, oh…

Like a rainbow

Thank you!

No. Thank you.

For what?

For showing me how to be happy.

Really? You’re finally happy?

Now?

I think so.

Happiness is inside of all of us, right?

Sometimes, you just need someone to help you find it.

What’s gonna happen now, Princess Poppy?

I don’t know.

But I know we’re not giving up.

(RUMBLING) (ALL GASP)

No.

This is it, Mr. Dinkles. This is it.

Poppy!

Bridget?

BERGEN: (CHANTING) Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

What are you doing?

I can’t let them eat you.

But… Come on!

You gotta go!

Hurry! Go, go, go! Get out of here!

No! Bridget, if you go in there without us,

you know what they’ll do.

I know.

But, Bridget…

It’s okay.

It’s okay, Poppy.

You showed me what it feels like to be happy.

I never would have known if it wasn’t for you.

And I love you for that.

I love you too, Bridget.

CHEF: Bridget!

(GASPS) (BERGEN CLAMORING)

Go on, now. You have to hurry!

Come with us.

And make it easier for them to find you?

No way! You have to go. Now!

Bridget!

Bye, Poppy.

ALL: (CHANTING) Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

(UPROARIOUS CHEERING)

Wait!

Chef, shouldn’t we wait for Lady Glittersparkles?

Oh, you are absolutely right.

Now, everyone, there will be no Trolls until…

the king’s plus one has arrived.

BERGEN 1: Boo!

BERGEN 2: We’ve waited long enough!

Unless…

Unless, what?

Well, unless she doesn’t come at all.

But that’s crazy talk.

Who wouldn’t wanna be with you?

(ALL MURMURING)

(SIGHS)

Yeah.

Maybe we should start.

ALL: (CHANTING) Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

ALL: Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

POPPY: Go! Come on. Hurry!

Come on. Everybody, let’s go.

No Troll left behind!

Watch your step.

(BERGEN CHANTING)

Poppy?

Bridget just ruined her life to save ours. It’s not right!

She deserves to be happy as much as we do.

They all do!

All right, everybody. Who’s ready to eat Trolls?

(SIGHS) King Gristle…

there is only one thing

that will ever make you happy…

and only one Bergen who can provide it.

Bon appetit! (GASPS)

They’re gone! ALL: Gone?

They’re gone?

CHEF: Idget… (GASPS)

what did you do?

You ate them!

You greedy, greedy pig.

No! I…

BERGEN 1: She ruined Trollstice!

Guards, lock her up! (ALL CLAMORING)

BERGEN 2: Let’s get her!

(POPPY GRUNTS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(ALL GASPING)

(GASPS)

Lady Glittersparkles?

What?

But how? Why?

Why did you do this?

Because she didn’t think you would want someone like her.

I mean, hello?

Is it me you’re looking for?

I don’t think so.

Guards, finish her!

Oh! No.

(TROLLS GASPING) Wait!

King Gristle, when you were with Bridget,

you were feeling something, weren’t you?

Yeah, I was.

I just thought it was too much pizza.

Me, too.

That feeling? That was happiness.

ALL: What?

But you have to eat a Troll to be happy.

Everyone knows that!

Don’t you?

But King Gristle’s never eaten a Troll in his life, right?

No, I haven’t.

Yet, here I am.

My belly empty…

and my heart full.

(ALL MURMURING)

CHEF: Don’t listen to her!

There’s only one way to be happy.

My way! (YELPING)

No! With me in charge…

I’ll serve you Troll every day of the year.

With me as queen…

all Of life will be

a never-ending feast of happiness!

Come on, eat!

Eat!

(YELPING)

No! (ALL GASPING)

Happiness isn’t something you put inside.

It’s already there.

Sometimes you just need someone to help you find it.

Can I really be happy?

I want to be happy! And me!

And what about me?

(BERGEN QUESTIONING)

Do you really think I can be happy?

Of course!

It’s inside you! It’s inside of all of us!

And I don’t think it.

I feel it!

(SINGING) I got this feeling inside my bones

It goes electric wavy when I turn it on

And if you want it inside your soul

Just open up your heart Let music take control

I’ve got that sunshine in my pocket

Got that good soul in my feet

I feel that hot blood in my body

When it drops

Ooh

I can’t take my eyes up off it Moving so phenomenally

The room on lock The way we rock it

So don’t stop

Under the lights, when everything goes

Nowhere to hide when I’m getting you close

Can’t stop, won’t stop

When we move well you already know

Let’s go, let’s work

So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine

Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance

Feel the good-good creeping up on you

So just dance, dance, dance, come on

AH those things I shouldn’t do

But you dance, dance, dance

And ain’t nobody leaving soon So keep dancing

I can’t stop the feeling

So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

So keep dancing, come on

(ALL CHEERING)

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLING) (GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

(SINGING) Yeah I can’t stop the…

Ow! My eyes!

Let’s do it!

(SINGING) I can’t stop the

(YELPS)

(SINGING) I can’t stop the

(SCREAMING)

(SINGING) I can’t stop the

Ahh!

(SINGING) I can’t stop the I can’t stop the

I can’t stop the feeling

Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

Feel the good creeping up on you

So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

All those things I shouldn’t do

But you dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

And ain’t nobody leaving soon So keep dancing

I can’t stop the feeling

Got this feeling in my body

I can’t stop the feeling

Got this feeling in my body

I can’t stop the feeling

Wanna see you move your body

I can’t stop the feeling

Got this feeling in my body, come on

Our new queen!

(ALL CHEERING)

Go, Queen Poppy! Way to 90, Poppy!

You did it!

Alright, Queen Poppy!

She’s my friend! I know her!

(S I N G I NG) So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling (RUMBLING)

So just dance, dance, dance

I can’t stop the feeling

So keep dancing, come on

I know it’s not officially hug time yet, but…

Now that I am queen,

I decree that hug time is all the time.

(SINGING) I can’t stop the

I can’t stop the

Up high!

(SINGING) I can’t stop the feeling

Yeah! Yeah!

(SINGING) Got this feeling in my body

I can’t stop the feeling

Got this feeling in my body, come on

(SEPTEMBER PLAYING)

(SINGING) Do you remember

The 21st night of September

Love was changing the minds of pretenders

While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing

In the key that our souls were singing

As we danced in the night

Remember how the stars stole the night away

CHORUS: Ba de ya Say do you remember

Ba de ya Dancing in September

Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day

(CHORUS VOCALIZING)

BRANCH: The bell was ringing, oh

And our souls were singing

Do you remember Never was a cloudy day, oh

CHORUS: Ba de ya Say do you remember

Ba de ya Dancing in September

Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day

Ba de ya Say do you remember

Ba de ya Dancing in September

Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day

BRANCH: Break it down for me

Say do you remember

Ooh dancing in September

Do you remember

Dancing in September

And it never was a cloudy day

Come on

We’re dancing in September

Phew. (GASPS) (GROANS)

But wait, wait, wait. (LAUGHS)

(RUMBLING) (GASPS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(WHAT U WORKIN’ WITH PLAYING)

(SINGING) The way you walk in my hood

Like we’re feeling so good

Here I’m saying, “My, my, my” Walking over so fresh

Walking over so fly

All shine, all time Just talking that truth

No fake

Easy when you walk this way I’m talking that truth

Okay, hold up

But enough about me

Let’s talk about you

Head down, all blue You should be singing like me

Yeah, something like we Make ’em go, “Ooh, ooh, ooh”

Just talking that truth

No fake

When you walk that way I’ll be talking that truth

Okay, this is the moment when everybody’s in the light

So what u workin’ with?

Drop that body like you trying to let them know

Twist that high

You know the bass is on the low

Take that feeling like it’s something that you stole

Ain’t about, ain’t about It ain’t about what you’re not

So what u workin’ with?

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

What?

What u workin’ with

What u workin’ with

Keep running that mouth I don’t need a full round

I make ’em say wow

Make ’em like pow, pow, pow

A hundred thou

Yeah, I’m talking that truth

No fake

Easy when you walk this way I’m talking the truth

Okay, this is the moment when everybody’s in the light

So what u workin’ with?

Drop that body like you trying to let them know

Twist that high

You know the bass is on the low

Take that feeling like it’s something that you stole

Ain’t about, ain’t about It ain’t about what you’re not

So what u workin’ with?

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

What? What u workin’ With

What u workin’ with

Drop that body like you trying to let them know

Twist that high

You know the bass is on the low

Take that feeling like it’s something that you stole

Drop that body

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Drop that body

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Take that feeling

Show me, show me

What u workin’ with

Ain’t about, ain’t about It ain’t about what you’re…

Ain’t about, ain’t about It ain’t about what you’re not

So what u workin’ with?

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING) Hair up

Hair in the air Hair in the air

Put your hair

Put your hair in the air

Hair in the air Hair in the air

Put your hair

Put your hair in the air

I’ve got a fever coming on

And now it’s beating on my bones

I feel like diamonds are so dull

So, DJ, play it That’s my song

Go, go, go

Put your hair in the air

Go, go, go

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

We are never gonna stop

Hair up

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

We are never gonna stop

Hair up

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Put it, put it

We don’t care

Hair up

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Put it, put it

We don’t care

I’ve got a fever coming on

And now it’s beating on my bones

I feel like diamonds are so dull

So, DJ, play it That’s my song

Go, go, go

Put your hair in the air

Go, go, go

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

We are never gonna stop

Hair up

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

We are never gonna stop

Hair up

Put your hair in the air

Hair up. Put it, put it

We don’t care

Hair up

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Put it, put it

We don’t care

Hair

Hair up

Hair in the air Hair in the air

Hair in the air

Hair in the air Hair in the air

Hair in the air

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Come on, baby, let’s go crazy

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

Put your hair in the air

Hair up

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