The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
Director: Pierre Perifel, JP Sans
Writers: Yoni Brenner, Etan Cohen
Cast: Sam Rockwell, Marc Maron, Awkwafina, Craig Robinson, Anthony Ramos, Zazie Beetz, Danielle Brooks, Natasha Lyonne, Maria Bakalova, Alex Borstein, Richard Ayoade, Lilly Singh
Plot: In The Bad Guys 2, the now-reformed crew of Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Shark, and Ms. Tarantula are trying to live a respectable life as “Good Guys.” However, the public and the authorities still struggle to believe they’ve truly changed. Their newly-found “good” life is put on hold when they are framed for a series of high-profile thefts by a new, all-female crew of criminals known as “The Bad Girls,” led by the clever and dangerous Kitty Kat. Forced to do “one last job” to clear their names, the Bad Guys are pulled into a high-stakes, globe-trotting heist. They must prove their innocence and show the world that they have truly changed for the better, even as society insists that their past should define their future. The film explores themes of redemption and whether it’s truly possible to escape your past, all wrapped in the familiar comedic and action-packed style of the first movie.
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(grand orchestral fanfare playing)
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
(lively chatter) (air whooshing) Your breakfast, Mr. Soliman.
I don’t care about cantaloupe!
(gasps) Tastes like melon!
It will never happen again, I promise.
Yalla, habibi, come back!
Just going to clean up.
I’ll be very fast.
I’m not done yelling at you!
(laughing)
♪ ♪
(indistinct chatter)
(static crackling) (gasps) Unit two, I’ve lost camera four.
We need eyes on the rooftop terrace.
I’m in. Okay, Mr. Shark, you’re up.
SHARK (over comm): Nice work, rookie.
I’m on my way.
GUARD: Yasmin told me I need to be more attentive. What?
You are very attentive. (grunts) I know. That’s what I told her.
Yalla, did you get a haircut?
I did.
Thank you for noticing.
It’s very nice. (chuckles) All clear on the roof.
GUARD 2 (over comm): Copy that.
Uh, that was me.
It-It’s still Shark.
Yeah, no.
I got that. Thank you.
(over comm): All right, Mr. Piranha, go crazy.
(water whooshing) Mr. Snake, that’s your cue.
Hope your timing’s right, kid.
WOLF: Snake, be nice to the rookie.
It’s her first heist.
I was being nice. It’s just how I sound.
(sarcastically): Welcome to the team.
See?
(laughter)
WOLF: All right.
We finished, uh, with the banter? Let’s do this.
Come on. Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
It’s showtime.
(guards gasping)
(alarm blaring)
(urgent chatter) (scanner beeps)
(wind whistling) (grunts) (shouts) Hello, Mr. Soliman.
(exclaims) The Bad Guys!
Remind me again:
Why didn’t you just come through the front door?
Where’s the fun in that?
He loves an entrance.
Stay back, you… you monsters!
Monsters?
(Soliman stammering)
(whistles) Wow.
Did he just say “monsters”?
He did.
I wouldn’t have done that.
You like monsters?
I’ll show you a monster, pal.
(growling)
(whimpering)
(growling fiercely) No, no, no, no, no, no. P-Please. (stammers)
SNAKE: Whoa.
Okay, I see you.
Check this out.
No, no. No, no, please. Mr. Wolf.
Oh, baby, where have you been all my life?
(Piranha chuckles)
SOLIMAN: No! No!
No, no.
SNAKE: Not bad. Not bad.
This is… this is a oneofakind prototype.
SHARK: Shiny!
Wait. We did all this for a car?
(whimpers) Listen, kid, the heist is never really about the loot, okay?
It’s a power move, baby.
(chuckles) Let’s go.
I-I have to say… No, no. No, this…
It’s never been driven!
Don’t worry. (retches) We brought you a little parting gift.
We’re classy like that.
For me?
(gasps)
(beeping steadily)
(engine starting, rumbling)
Nice.
(whooping) Ooh, you say the naughtiest things.
(tires squealing) (shouting) (whooping)
♪ ♪
SOLIMAN: No! No! You Bad Guys will never get away with this!
(rapid beeping) (shouts) (timer dings) (fireworks popping and whistling) (laughter) (“Taking Everything” by Busta Rhymes playing) (screaming)
WOLF: Go bad…
OTHERS: Or go home.
(whooping) (horns honking) (laughing)
♪ You see, steel sharpen steel when it’s time for the go… ♪
(sirens wailing) After them!
♪ Stare every challenge in the eye ♪
♪ We don’t play with the soul no matter what you was told ♪
♪ Every rat find a hole ♪
♪ See, it don’t matter what you thought ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
(bystanders shouting)
♪ We taking everything you want ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Now don’t forget it ♪
♪ Better know we come to get it and we with it ♪
♪ And there’s nothing better ♪
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪
(clamoring) Get out of the way!
(laughs) (bystanders screaming) Hey, guys, watch this.
(clucks) (screams) Step on it!
(laughter) Do you always drive like this?
Only when it’s strictly necessary.
And it’s always necessary.
♪ And there’s nothing better ♪
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪
(whooping) (screaming) (officers screaming)
♪ No matter what you thought you better believe we coming ♪
♪ And if you thought that we was playing ♪
♪ Let me show you something, so then we jump ♪
♪ And we swoop and we dodge every bullet ♪
♪ It don’t matter when they pull up ♪
♪ And they try to pull it ♪
There! The bridge! That’s our exit!
I gotcha.
(officers screaming) Piranha, check our six.
I got it.
All clear, papo. It’s the Bad Guys!
♪ Better know we on the clock and it’s time to go ♪
♪ Everything is tactical now enjoy the show ♪
♪ Then we skip and we bounce and we hop ♪
♪ Out of every situation… ♪
Whoa.
♪ See, it don’t matter what you thought ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah… ♪
(laughter) Uhoh.
♪ Better know we come to get it and we with it ♪
♪ And there’s nothing better… ♪
Wolf, you got a secret plan, or are we just dead?
I’ll let you know in a minute.
The ramp!
Yes?
Punch it. I have an idea.
Okay. New kid, let’s see what you got.
(engine revving)
♪ Better wear your seat belt and strap up… ♪
(officers exclaim) (praying indistinctly)
♪ I know the way you see us doing it to ’em ♪
♪ I think you really, really need to shack up ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It don’t matter ♪
♪ Every single time they really try to trap us ♪
♪ And they come from every corner and they really try… ♪
Rookie…
Whabam!
♪ Better get up out of the way ♪
♪ Because we come and then we pack up ♪
♪ And we taking everything you want You know you better back up ♪
(officers screaming)
♪ Let’s go ♪
(screaming)
(echoing): ♪ Let’s go. ♪
(whooping, laughter) Yeah, baby!
Welcome to the crew, kid.
Call me Webs.
Ooh, punchy.
Okay, okay.
(whooping, laughter) I am never driving another car ever agai…
(song stops abruptly)
(engine puttering)
(horns honking) Nice carbon footprint, jackass!
Classy.
(engine squealing) Come on. Easy, now. Easy, easy.
Come on, girl. You got this.
(sighs): Ugh.
(car alarm blaring) Oh, hey. Look who it is.
Get over here.
Where you been keeping yourselves?
Me? (scoffs) Oh, terrific.
Fantastic.
I mean, not everyone believes it, but, uh, the Bad Guys went good.
I’ll spare you the details, but in a nutshell, we felt the wag of doing good. Made a couple of new friends…
ALL: Diane?
You’re the Crimson Paw?
We took down Marmalade, a real bad guy. The Crimson Paw!
Me? No, no, no. She’s the Crimson Paw.
WOLF: And surprised everyone by turning ourselves in. Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad guys, but sometimes you got to give up the thing you know in order to find something better. So here we are, lawabiding citizens starting over with a clean slate, and we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms.
And-and now you want to work, uh, atat a bank?
Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks.
(laughing nervously) Uh, you robbed us three times.
That was this bank?
It says here that you saved the city from an evil guinea pig, but aren’t you a notorious criminal?
Yes. No.
MMaybe?
(passes gas) (chuckles): Sor… Sorry, nerves.
II mean, II can also do a great tuna impression.
It’s like you’re talking to a tuna, right?
Well, I’m proficient in Unix, Linux, Windows, Mac and fluent in 87 coding languages, so, yeah, I’m qualified.
INTERVIEWER: I see.
And, um, how do you explain this gap in your employment history?
Uh… My salary expectations?
Wow. That’s a good question.
No one’s ever given me money on purpose before.
“Great at Secret Santa”?
Yeah. How does that…
W-W-Wait. Don’t tell me.
Bath bomb. Lavender.
And how would you react if you saw a coworker doing something that violates company policy?
Snitches get stitches and sleep with the fishes.
You know what? Can I act…
Can I get another chance at that one?
I think we got everything we need.
So great to meet you.
Thanks for coming in.
Uh, we’re gonna… we’re gonna pass.
Uh, look, Craig, anyone who wants to change needs to start somewhere, right?
So I’m just asking for a chance.
Just a chance.
Please?
You know what, Mr. Wolf?
I might… you know, I might, I might have something here for you.
I’m gonna give you a call.
Gee. RReally?
Craig, that’s great!
Number’s on my résumé there.
Okay. Uh…
And this has been just great.
You can let go now.
Sorry.
I didn’t mean to…
I got a job! This is fantastic, man.
Oh, by the way, Craig, uh, you know…
Ah.
Yeah. Got it.
(sighs)
♪ ♪
(groans) (over TV): …to a better future.
In three weeks, my nextgen MoonX rocket will blast off and deploy the Power Cell X3.
That’s right.
Free wireless charging from outer space directly to your phone.
(elevator bell dings) You’re welcome, world.
Hey, guys.
Hey!
Wolfie.
Wolf! So you got the job?
Well, I mean, it’s not a hundred percent, but he said, he said he’d call me.
Well, you did better than Piranha.
I thought I was supposed to project confidence.
Yeah, but why a tuna?
What? Tunas are confident.
What tuna do you know that’s not confident?
All of them.
Tunas are confident.
PIRANHA: Right?
Guys, come on. Life’s like a car chase.
You know what I mean? There’sthere’s gonna be bumps in the road, but when has that ever stopped us?
Never.
It’s just gonna take a little time, but I promise you, people will come around.
Even if we get framed for the Phantom Bandit’s crime spree?
That’s awfully specific.
Who’s the Phantom, uh… Who?
You haven’t heard? It’s all over the news.
TV NARRATOR: There’s a battle of survival for the bil…
The Phantom Bandit hit three locations yesterday, stealing several priceless artifacts.
The Phantom is known for being impossible to trace, but this time, he left a calling card.
(popping and whistling) (officers clamoring) Wait, hey, hey! That’s our move.
Exactly.
Commissioner, are the Bad Guys back to a life of crime, or are they being framed?
Just like your face with those fabulous bangs!
Thank you. I cut them myself.
Look, I cannot comment on an ongoing investigation, but let’s just say: once a con, always a con.
So it’s the Bad Guys?
I said no comment!
Come on.
What?
How are we supposed to get a fresh start when we get blamed for every bad thing that happens?
[elevator whirring]
[elevator bell dings]
[Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” playing over headphones] Hey, guys. [slurps] Isn’t the sun particularly radiant today?
What are you wearing?
What are you drinking?
Wheatgrass kombucha with extra moss and two shots of coldpressed dandelion.
Uh, I don’t think you’re supposed to eat those things.
[Snake] Aw, you guys.
I wish I could trade lighthearted japes with you all night, but I’m late for vinyasa.
Vinyasa?
W-W-Wait. You’re going out?
But yyou just got back.
You know how it is.
You think I got this body by sitting around, watching TV?
[Tarantula] Okay, ew.
Oh, and don’t wait up for me.
It’s lucha night.
Well, bye…!
[elevator bell dings] Guys, I think the kombucha ate his brain.
Hey, you know what? As long as he’s happy, right?
And you’re not?
[grunting] I’d be happier if I could land one of these jobs.
[chuckles] First impressions are hard to shake.
Ooh, that was quick.
I mean, when I first met you, I thought you were arrogant, selfsatisfied, dishonest…
[both chuckle] …greedy, for sure.
Oh, yeah? [grunts] What changed your mind?
What do you mean?
Ha ha ha. Very funny.
Seriously, it’s hard to stay positive when we keep getting rejected.
It makes you feel… I don’t know… hopeless.
[Diane] Mmm.
I mean, going good was the hardest thing that I ever did.
And compared to you guys, I had it easy.
[hushed] No one ever knew I was the Crimson Paw.
[hushed] I’m sorry, did you say you were the
[shouting] Crimson Paw?!
[grunts] Sorry.
I didn’t quite catch that.
[groans]
[both laugh] Okay, you asked for it.
You’re about to discover why they call me the Big Bad Wo…
[groaning] I think I got carried away. [chuckles] I don’t think this is gonna help my… with my interviews.
I don’t know. I think it’s cute.
Gives you character.
Oh.
Do I have a concussion, or is the governor flirting with me?
Can’t it be both?
Hmm.
Uh, uh…
Oh, uh… [chuckles] Sorry, I shouldn’t have…
Oh, no, no, no.
I-I didn’t really, um…
Uh, yeah, ’cause you’re the governor, and I’m, you know.
Anan excon.
Yeah.
[chuckles] I know.
It’s optics. [chuckles] Totally.
Let’s just…
Yeah, let’s keep it friendly.
…keep it friendly.
Medium friendly?
Yeah.
[Maureen] Madam Governor.
Oops.
[panting] Madam Governor.
Sorry to interrupt you and your acquaintance…
Finally, she remembers my name.
…but you’ve got the children’s hospital fundraiser in 20 minutes.
I’ll be right there, Maureen.
Oh, good. Thank you.
Another fundraiser?
[chuckles] Oof, look at you.
[bag zips] Same time next week?
My calendar’s wide open.
Hey.
I know it’s tough, but you can’t lose hope, okay?
People do want to trust you.
You just have to give them a reason.
Promise?
Governor’s word.
But until then, I would work on that right hook.
It feels a little like I’m getting kissed by a butterfly.
Catch you later, tough guy.
I was holding back.
[laughs, groans]
[grunts]
♪ ♪
Huh.
“Give them a reason.”
[reporters clamoring] No!
I said no comment!
[officers gasping]
[Luggins groans] I want answers.
[phones ringing] Get me security footage, scour the phone logs, and where’s my coffee?!
Uh, Commissioner?
Not now!
But you have a visitor.
They can wait.
Uh, but he’s, uh…
Heyhey, Chief!
[spits, coughs] Can I just say:
love the bangs.
First off, it’s “Commissioner” now.
And second…
Ooh, nice. What’s the difference?
Well, the chief is the top uniformed officer, whereas…
Why am I explaining this to you?!
[gasps] Did you touch my board?
My board. My beautiful board.
Oh, I’m sorry.
I thought I heard it say, “Solve me.”
[grunts] Wolf.
Listen.
I think we’re both having an optics problem.
You need to show the world you’ve got this investigation under control, and we need to show the world we’re good.
If I help you catch the Bandit, it’s a winwin.
I’m calling the governor.
Go ahead. It was basically her idea.
[grumbles] Look at this.
Each of the robberies occurred within a threeminute window.
So?
Three minutes is the loop rate of most standard security consoles, which means whoever did this…
Patched into security from the inside.
Bingo.
[grunts] Fine.
Let’s say they did. How would we even trace that?
We’d need some kind of hightech computer expert.
They’d have had to clone the IP address and redirect the feed to a four gigahertz dummy console, duh.
Huh?
Your Bandit is clever but not as clever as he thinks he is.
However, he’d still need an inside man.
Hmm.
Hey.
Hold this.
Hmm. [mutters] There!
But that’s just the janitor.
Perhaps to the untrained eye, but if he’s really just the janitor, why is he pushing around an empty bucket?
Hmm?
So the real question is: How did he get in?
[grumbles]
[Piranha] I’d come this way, jam the fan, pop the grate, and bam, you’re in.
Ooh, ugh. [gags] Why is there pickles in this?
Because that’s my lunch.
Who said you could eat my lunch?
Well, he said there was lunch.
Chief, come on. Let’s focus.
So we know when and we know how.
The real question is why.
[chews noisily] Well, why don’t you call some more people to barge in and help?
[others] Ooh!
[line ringing]
[Snake over phone, recorded] Welcome, friend, to Mr. Snake’s voicemail.
Today’s advice for the soul:
We must stop concentrating on our differences and look for what we have in common.
Namaste.
[groans] Ugh.
Bye…!
[line beeps] Is he possessed?
Ugh, don’t even get me started.
I mean, one day he’s going to yoga, he’s doing pottery.
I mean, who does pottery, the cast of Ghost? Guys, guys, guys, guys. Hold on.
[others] Huh?
What’d he say again?
“Look for what we have in common.”
Look. It’s not about the artifacts.
It’s about what they have in common.
They’re all made from a rare metal called MacGuffinite.
[Tarantula] Of course.
Uh, MacGuffawhat, now?
Um, sounds kind of madeup.
So does the word “gold” if you didn’t know it was real.
Say “gold.”
Gold. Gold.
Gold. Gold.
[grunting] Gold.
Gold.
That does sound madeup.
Oh, now I can’t stop thinking how it sounds weird. Gold.
So now that we know what the Bandit is after…
We can figure out where he’s gonna strike next!
There you go. That’s the chief I know.
Mmm. You grinding your own beans these days?
[grumbles] It’s “Commissioner.”
Now get out of my office.
[“Shake Your Groove Thing” by Peaches & Herb playing]
[whooping, laughter] Yeah!
[singing along] ♪ Shake your groove thing ♪
♪ Shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah… ♪
[whoops, chuckles] Next thing you know, we’re on TV getting medals.
Naming streets after us.
Piranha Street, baby.
[chuckles] Hey, listen to this.
Translated into English, the word “MacGuffinite” means “a small MacGuffin.” Cute.
Okay. Not super helpful, but, uh, what else you got?
The most famous MacGuffinite object is the Belt of Guatelamango.
[gasps] Did you say the Belt of Guatelamango?
You heard of that?
Heard of it?
It’s the championship trophy for the Lords of Lucha tournament.
Uhoh.
Wait, isn’t that where Snake is going tonight?
That’s right.
[chuckles] Can you imagine him at a wrestling match?
He hates crowds.
And loud music.
And flamboyant costumes.
And things that make life worthwhile.
[laughter] Oh, no.
[tires screech]
[grunts] Ow!
[grunting] It’s Snake!
It’s all right here.
Happy hour. Pottery. Yoga.
All the same times as the Bandit’s robberies.
He’s been lying to us this whole time.
Ooh, he’s such a little snake.
That’s why he’s so happy.
Oh.
Vinyasa, my butt.
If he gets caught, he’s going back to prison.
We got to find him before Police Chief cracks the case.
[phone ringing] Uhoh.
Hello?
[laughs] Guess who has two thumbs, bangs and cracked the case?
[singsongy] This gal!
Oh, really?
It’s going down tonight at the Lords of Lucha tournament.
[gasps] I am gonna catch that Bandit redhanded.
[Shark exclaims] I got to say, well done, Wolf.
[fading] Well done. You have exceeded my…
Bro, that was our only phone!
What the thorax?
I don’t know. I panicked!
Guys, there’s only one play here:
find our friend and…
Tear him apart limb by limb until all he can remember is pain!
[breathing heavily] Wow, okay. I was gonna say save him, but, sure, if there’s time, we can do the limb thing.
[grunting]
[engine whining, sputtering]
♪ ♪
[horn honks]
[car alarm blaring]
[lucha announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the current reigning world champion, Handsome Jorge!
[crowd cheering] Ha ha! Yes! [kissing] Face of an angel. Punch of el diablo. Ha! Ha!
♪ ♪
Snake!
[grunting] I’m gonna kill you!
[growls]
[Shark growls]
[lively chatter] Wow.
And Mama said I’d never get to heaven.
Look at me now, Mama!
[chuckles] I’m gonna need a lot of mustard.
[Shark] Piranha, check it out.
One in your size and one in my size!
Guys, we can shop later.
Right now, we need to find Snake. Let’s go. Come on.
Ooh. Right, right, right, right, right.
It’s just so much!
Now, listen.
He could be anywhere.
Webs, search the upper deck. I’ll look ringside.
You two…
Guys!
I can’t believe you came all this way just to see me arrest the Band…
[shouts] What? What was that?
I don’t know.
I panicked, okay? I’m a panicker.
[Luggins snoring] Okay, no more panicking.
Webs, search the upper deck. You two, backstage.
Remember, we’re dealing with a master of deception who can move like water and vanish like smoke.
He could be anywhere…
There he is.
[others] Snake!
Huh?
[growling angrily]
[screams] We know everything!
What? How did you find out?
[grunts angrily] Ow!
[grunting and growling]
[Susan] Snakey Cakes?
[yells] Huh?
[Snake groans] Uh… [chuckles] If I knew you were expecting friends, I would’ve gotten more nachos.
Because, well, I know you don’t like to share.
That’s true.
Unless it’s kisses.
Mmm.
Then he likes to share, don’t you, Snakey Wakey?
Oh, yeah.
[grunts playfully, laughs]
[both laughing]
[clears throat] Guys, this is Susan.
Hey.
Is she your hostage?
No!
She’s my girlfriend.
[chuckles]
[laughter]
[Piranha] She called him Snakey Cakes!
Huh. So these are the roommates.
Roommates?
Did you say “roommates”?
Hey, I’m pulling your whiskers, Whiskers.
Snakey here told me all about you guys.
Wait, wait. I’mI’m just trying to do the math here.
You’re with Snake on purpose?
[chuckles, snorts] Well, you talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth.
[laughter] What? Is that what I look like?
Ooh, she is spicy. I like it.
Insult me next.
[crowd cheering]
[laughs] Are you ready to dance?
[roars, screams] Another victory for Handsome Jorge!
[crowd chanting] Jorge! Jorge!
No one can defeat my handsomeness. [kisses] And now bring down the Belt of Guatelamango!
[rock music playing] Oh, my gosh! It’s the belt!
Give me the belt! Give me that belt! I love it!
Wait a minute. Fans…
[shushes]
[music and cheering quiets]
[footsteps booming] Can it be?
Yes! It looks like we have a new challenger!
[crowd cheering]
[rock music playing] Someone has a death wish big enough to take on Handsome Jorge!
[crowd chanting] Jorge! Jorge!
Jorge! Jorge! Jorge!
[gulps] Of course.
What better way to steal the belt than to win it?
That’s the Phantom Bandit!
[Handsome Jorge] Ha ha. So, you want that belt, huh?
We got to expose him.
How are we supposed to do that?
We improvise.
Well, come and get it, pig…
[choking] Wow!
He means business!
Yeah!
CCCan we talk about this?
[grunting]
[snorting] This is wrestling at its best!
Not the face. [grunts]
[grunts]
[crowd gasps, quiets] I didn’t really think that through.
Uhoh.
Huh?
[both grunt]
[both grunting] Whoo.
[“Chicken Dance” playing] You ever been deboned by a chicken?
Who’s ready for some violence?!
[crowd cheering]
[“I Like It [Dillon Francis Remix]” playing] Violence!
Violence! Yes!
Guys, go for the mask.
[yelling]
[yelling wildly]
♪ I said I like it like ♪
♪ Now, I like dollars, I like diamonds… ♪
[yelling wildly]
♪ I like milliondollar deals ♪
♪ Where’s my pen? …I’m signing ♪
♪ I like those Balenciagas… ♪
[growls]
[shrieks] Spider!
[grunts] Now the mask. Go for the mask!
♪ I like textses from my exes ♪
♪ When they want a second chance ♪
♪ I like proving… wrong, I do what they say I can’t ♪
♪ They call me Cardi Bardi, banging body ♪
♪ Spicy mami, hot tamale… ♪
[luchador screaming]
[yelling wildly]
♪ Hop out the stu, jump in the coupe ♪
♪ Big Dipper on top of the roof ♪
♪ Flexing on… as hard as I can… ♪
[laughing maniacally]
♪ Told that… I’m sorry, though ♪
♪ ‘Bout my coins like Mario… ♪
Snake attack! [grunts] Whoa, wait! Whoa, whoa! Ow!
♪ I said I like it like… ♪
[grunts] Great.
[roars] All together now!
[all yelling]
[whimpers]
[whimpers, sighs]
[grunting]
[crowd cheering] Ladies and gentlemen, this is no luchador.
It’s the Phantom Bandit.
[crowd murmuring]
[Snake chuckles] She came here to steal the… the…
belt?
Good luck getting out of this one, Bad Guys.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Uhoh.
It’s the Bad Guys!
They’re stealing the belt!
Let’s get them!
[crowd clamoring] Run!
♪ ♪
Piranha, will you take off the belt?
I can’t get it off!
Take off the belt!
I can’t get it off!
[screaming] My belt! My belt! Get ’em!
[Luggins grunting]
[panting] Chief.
Chief, it’s not what it looks like!
I… I trusted you.
[growls]
[grunting] People! We’ve got a code 12!
Bad Guys are the bandits! Mobilize!
[officer over radio] Yes, ma’am.
[sirens wailing] Uhoh.
What do we do now?
[Luggins] Wolf!
Get in!
You heard the bird. Get in!
[clamoring continues]
[Snake] Go, go!
[tires squealing] Wow, that was close.
[all screaming] Stop this truck now!
Hold on, folks!
[grunting]
[screams] Wolf!
[whispers] Sorry.
Isn’t she great?
[Luggins] Bad Guys.
[grunts] I’m getting too old for this.
[grunts] All units. All units.
Suspects are headed east in a hot dog truck.
[officer 2 over radio] Can you be more specific?
Um, it looks to be all beef, possibly chorizo.
I need birds in the sky, roadblocks every five miles. I want eyes on every motel, greasy spoon, gas station, bus station, cattle station, mole hole, vole hole and watering hole within 80 miles.
Let’s go!
[siren wailing] Now it’s personal.
[sirens wailing] They fell for it. Just like you planned, boss.
[female voice over phone] Good. Let’s go.
[sirens continue wailing]
[engine starts]
[sirens wailing in distance] Well, that went sideways.
[Tarantula] Susan, you were amazing.
[Piranha] Where’d you learn to drive like that?
[sighs] I used to deliver pizzas.
Got canned for being too fast. [chuckles] Cool.
[sniffs, clears throat] Your breath stinks.
What?
What do you brush your teeth with, sardines?
[laughter] That’s a burn.
I don’t brush my teeth with anything.
Shocking. Uh…
[laughter]
[Piranha sniffs] That’s kind of bad.
I’m surprised you hang out with me.
How about a mint?
[Shark] Ooh. That’s clutch.
Yes, please.
[Piranha] I’ll take two.
Uh, what about you, Wolf? Mint?
I’m good. Thanks.
So, how’d you guys meet anyway?
Spill it. Spill it.
[chuckles] Okay, well, uh…
Well…
You tell it.
No, no, no, you tell it better.
Yeah, but you do all the voices.
And, like, you’re so good at it.
Can somebody tell it?!
Okay, okay.
It’s a funny story.
[“Crimson & Clover” by Tommy James playing]
[squeaking]
[groans] Hey, kid.
[gasps]
[Snake, Susan] Are you gonna eat that?
What?
♪ I think I could… ♪
Hey.
[Susan chuckles] Um… [chuckles] Mixup.
♪ Crimson and clover. ♪
[Snake, Susan moaning]
[others retching] Why is she in his mouth?
Anyway, that’s how we met.
Butbut that’s nothing compared to our first date when we were…
Ew, no!
Stop!
[clamoring]
[Wolf] All right, all right, all right.
Got it.
Love triumphs over all, and that’s great.
But right now, we need to focus on the fact that every cop in the state thinks we’re the Phantom Bandit.
Hmm.
Not much of a romantic, are you?
Don’t mind him, Sugar Beak. He’s a little touchy.
Uh, he’s been friendzoned by the governor.
I have not been friendzoned by the…
I need a phone.
[reporters clamoring]
[Tiffany] Madam Governor. Madam Governor.
How soon are the Bad Guys going back to prison?
Please, let’s not jump to conclusions before we have all the facts.
[reporters clamoring] Thank you. That’s all quest…
That’s all the questions for now.
All right, Diane.
[phone ringing] It’s time to implement damage control.
I’m gonna tell the press there’s no more questions for now, and if they have…
Hang on, Maureen.
Aunt Linda!
What a pleasant surprise.
Wolf, what were you thinking?
[Wolf over phone] Diane, listen. [sighs] We hit a little bit of trouble.
Oh. Which part?
Assaulting the police commissioner or stealing a priceless belt in front of thousands of people?
It’sit’s not what it looks like.
Someone’s setting us up. You got to believe me.
[Diane] Of course I believe you.
[sighs] Well, you might be the only one.
Listen, we could really use your help right now.
Wolf, I can’t call off the cops.
There’s too much heat on you.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
If you could just give me something to work with, aa clue, a starting place, something.
All I know is, itit’s got something to do with that MacGuffinite thing.
MacGuffinite? Really?
Yeah.
It’s what the Bandit’s been after the whole time.
I hate to drag you into this, but it’s our only lead.
Can you look into it?
[sirens wailing] Yeah, I know exactly who to ask.
You do?
Listen to me.
I need you to lay low until I get to the bottom of this.
In the meantime, don’t trust anyone.
And, Wolf…
Yeah?
We’ll get through this, okay?
[sighs] I hope so.
Hey. I owe you one.
What are medium friends for, huh?
[chuckles] Yeah.
[breathes deeply] Maureen?
Yes, ma’am?
Cancel my appointments.
You got it, ma’am.
[button beeps] I’ve got to catch up with an old friend.
[crickets chirping]
[grunts] Good news, gang.
Diane’s gonna help us clear our names.
All we got to do is lay low and…
[snoring] You.
You should’ve taken the mint, Whiskers.
Hey! Hey.
Hiya, boss.
Yeah, the chickens are in the broiler.
[echoing] Repeat, the chickens are in the broiler.
♪ ♪
[Wolf groans]
[muttering]
[groans] What? Where… where are we?
What’s happening?
[chains rattling]
[Piranha breathing shakily] Once upon a time, there was a big, bad wolf.
Ooh, love that guy.
What a character.
He’s the one who challenges the status quo, who takes the big chance.
Without him, shoot, I don’t even think we have a story.
And they call him the villain.
Hmm. Kind of backwards, don’t you think?
Do I know you?
They call me the Phantom Bandit.
Nice ring to it, I guess.
But you can call me Kitty Kat.
I think you met my girls.
Hello!
Holy shrimp.
I’m Pigtail.
It was great honor to kick the butts of my heroes.
The butts were even greater than my dreams. [chuckles]
[chuckles] She’s a huge fan.
Big crime nerd.
Thanks.
I think.
Oh, hey, Susan!
Actually…
Hey!
It’s Doom.
Uh…
Susan is an alias.
You lied to me.
That’s all right, papito. Played me.
[Shark] Not cool, man.
Betrayed me.
[Doom] Hey. Hey, listen.
It’s just business.
[Snake] You’re…
[Shark] Shady.
You’re…
Shady.
Let it out, buddy.
You’re the perfect woman!
[“Crimson & Clover” by Tommy James playing] She outsnaked a snake!
If that’s not true love, well…
well, then I don’t know what true love is.
[song stops] Snake… [sighs, stammers] Okay. Kitty, yyou mind telling us what we’re doing here?
Cutting to the chase. I like it.
We’re planning something big.
Only problem: It’s too big for the three of us.
You need work. We need extra hands.
Professionals, you know? With a specific set of skills.
One last job.
Whatcha say?
[chuckles] What do we say?
No, uh, is the short answer.
But, well, we’re flattered.
But, uh, the thing is, you know…
We’re good now.
[Piranha] Yeah.
We don’t steal stuff anymore.
Yeah, so if you can just, you know, untie us, and, uh, we’ll let ourselves out.
And we can just call it a noche, okay?
[laughing]
[laughter]
[laughter growing louder]
[laughter stops]
[Kitty smacks lips] You know what?
[smacks lips] I love the red ones.
Is it cherry?
Is it strawberry? I’m not really sure.
I can never tell.
It’s kind of like people, you know?
You think they’re one thing, but it turns out they’re something else entirely.
Diane.
[gasps] She knows.
[Kitty] Can you imagine if this got out?
The governor’s secret past as the Crimson Paw?
Whew. Talk about a scandal.
[scoffs] She will be in the hot bubble water.
So…
Let me rephrase the question.
Play along, and Diane’s secret is safe.
Or don’t, and you, Diane, the good life, it all comes crashing down.
What’ll it be?
[Wolf sighs] All right, hot sauce. What’s the job?
[Snake groans]
[birds chirping] That’s the job.
Whoa.
[gasps] Wow.
[Piranha whistles] That’s the MoonX rocket.
♪ ♪
Seriously?
[Doom] You better believe it, girl.
Why steal a car when you can steal a big, jumbo rocket ship?
I think she’s serious.
Why would you want to steal a rocket?
A heist is never just about the loot.
Isn’t that right, Wolf?
It’s a power move.
Exactly.
You get it.
He gets it.
[Pigtail laughs] All right, now, come on. We got work to do.
And after that, we’re square, right?
You’re gonna give us the video?
[Kitty] Thieves’ honor.
[chuckles] This is gonna be gnarly. [chuckles] In the good way.
[Kitty] Come on, y’all. We’re going on a heist.
So, are we bad again, or…?
You got to hand it to them.
They thought of almost everything.
Almost? Oh, you got an angle.
[sputters] I’ve always got an angle.
One last job, and after that, Little Miss Lollipop’s gonna regret she ever met us.
[thunder rumbling]
[knocking on door]
[door buzzes] Madam Governor?
Take me to his cell.
[prisoners murmuring]
[prisoner howls]
[door buzzes in distance]
[quiet laughter]
[thunder rumbling]
[Marmalade] Well, well, well.
Hello, Diane.
Marmalade.
Of all the super maximum prisons in all the world, you had to walk into mine.
Oh, my. [clears throat] You look like a balloon animal.
I know, right?
Today was arm day.
That’s why I’m looking extra swole.
So, to what do I owe the visit?
I wonder if it has anything to do with your mangy protégés fleeing the scene of a crime.
How do you know about that?
It’s my job to know.
I’m the editor in chief of the Crazy Max Chronicle. I also do yearbook, and I’m captain of the pickleball team.
To be honest, I’m kind of crushing it in here.
All right, well, good for you.
But what do you know about MacGuffinite?
Oh.
MacGuffinium Fictitium. Fascinating metal.
With one extremely unique property.
And that is?
Well, I’m not just gonna tell you, am I?
Did you forget?
I’m sitting in prison for your crimes.
So what’s in it for me?
I am not giving you a pardon.
[scoffs, laughs] A pardon?
In the middle of pickleball season?
No. I have a better idea.
How would you like to play a game?
What sort of sick game do you want me to…
[singsongy] Backstabbing governors first.
[sighs] Oh, goody.
[Kitty] All right, everyone, listen up. Each of you has a specific part to play.
[grunts]
[chuckles, grunts]
[gasps] Safecracking gear!
Disguises!
[computer voice] Welcome, Ms. Tarantula.
Whoa, that is some serious tech.
Uh, I think I got the wrong bag.
Yeah, this doesn’t seem like proper attire to infiltrate a launch site.
[chuckles] Oh, no.
We’re not going to the launch site.
We found a way to circumvent every level of security leading to the rocket, and it’s right there on Mr. Moon’s wrist.
[Pigtail] Watch controls everything, from front gate to mission control to blastoff.
[watch beeps] Steal the watch, steal the rocket.
Only problem? He never takes it off.
Lucky we have worldfamous pickpocket.
[chuckles] And we think there’s a window.
“Jeremiah Moon invites you to his exclusive, stateoftheart wedding.”
Are you serious? We’re gonna crash the wedding?
Oh, I love weddings!
I mean, you know… [scoffs] I li…
I mean, I like them. They’re fine. I don’t care.
Whatever. No one cares.
Um… here’s how it’s gonna go.
♪ ♪
This is a highly exclusive event, and it’s got protection to match.
[Doom] So, we’ll have to get creative.
[muffled whimpering]
[Shark] I’m a little rusty, but I promise to play you respectfully.
[exaggerated Italian accent] Mamma mia!
Where’sa my flowers?
Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!
Tutti frutti! Limoncello!
Oh, the veil? It’s vintage.
A princess wore it.
[Aunt Sharon] Yoohoo!
Jeremiah! Oh, there you are.
[Kitty] Moon wears a pair of ARenhancement glasses that identify the people worth talking to.
[Doom] And the people who aren’t. Butbut I’m his aunt!
[Kitty] Those who make the grade earn a 60second oneonone with Mr. Moon. Jeremiah.
[Wolf] That’s our window.
[Kitty] Our only window. Once the ceremony begins, it’s over.
[device beeps] All right, everyone. I got eyes.
Piranha, you’re a go.
Hey, Clarence.
Huh?
Something doesn’t look right in this trunk.
Oh? What is it? LLLet’s see here.
[Piranha] Oh, it’s there. It’s there. Way in the back.
[Clarence] Uh, I don’t see anything.
Yeah. No, no, no.
I think if you put your head in there.
[grunts] Oh, Clarence.
[guard] All clear here.
Titanium triple spring release.
I’ve missed you, my old friend.
[grunting, retching] You’re sure you still got this, Snakey Cakes?
[Snake over comm] Please.
Lock picking is like a romance.
You got to start gentle, playful, work your way into its little cold heart, until all those defenses melt away.
Oh. Sounds kind of fun.
[both chuckling] Are we still talking about the lock?
Huh?
[alarm blaring] A power outage?
[knocking on door] Hello. Extremely quick electrician.
Did someone call for an electrician?
Yes, sir. That was me.
She’s all clear.
Oops.
Don’t worry. I fix and be out of your lip hair in no time.
[Kitty over comm] All right, girls. Have fun.
♪ ♪
Name’s Webs. I’ll be your hacker today.
[giggles] Mr. Wolf, that’s your cue.
[tires squealing]
[Texan accent] Don’t spend it all in one place, you hear?
That’s my job.
Hey. Afternoon. Howdy, ma’am.
[guests murmuring] Eyes up, cowboy.
Your target’s at twelve o’clock.
[Wolf over comm] That’s our man.
What are you doing? Get in line.
Buck Wolford doesn’t do lines.
[normal voice] Webs, how’s my cover ID?
Hang tight, Wolfie. Just a couple more firewalls.
Great.
[Texan accent] Relax, Kitty, I got this.
[Kitty] Wolf?
Hey, excuse me.
Mr. Moon, sir.
[guard] Hey.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
[Kitty] Wolf!
Bypass and boom!
Careful, careful.
Let’s show our wealthy and influential friend a little respect.
I thank you kindly.
[sighs] You still got it.
[chuckles]
[sighs] Now this is it.
Swap the watch for the dummy.
Well, at least somebody’s civilized around here.
My name’s Buck Wolford. Big Bad Oil.
But I’m sure you heard of me. I am just so…
Need a hand?
[gasps] Last I checked, you didn’t have any.
[gasps, chuckles] You never minded before.
[dart gun fires] Ow!
[guest] Is she okay?
Whoops.
Oh, boy.
Unless I’m mistaken, rockets do need oil.
How’d you feel about a strategic partnership, Mr. Moon?
You’re coming to me with a business proposal right before my wedding?
You’re a real operator, Mr. Wolford.
[chuckles] You don’t know the half of it.
Who authorized you to make eye contact?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Mr. Wolford?
Uh…
[Kitty] Get the watch!
[Soliman] Moon! [laughs]
[Moon] Ah!
There’s my Soliwolly. You’re looking extra bald.
And you’re looking short.
[both laughing] Wolf.
Have we met before?
Uh, no, no. I guess I just have one of those faces.
Hey, anyway, Mr. Moon, uh…
[stammers] Did you take a pottery class in Sydney?
Uh…
Sir, it’s time.
Ah, yes. Showtime.
[fingers snap]
[stammering] Wait a minute. Excuse me, Mr…
Can I just, uh… Mr. Moon…
[yells] No, habibi, listen. I never forget a face.
I… Naked high diving! Was it that?
[Southern accent] Oh, hi, yes.
Can I borrow him for just a moment?
[chuckles] No. Okay.
Thank you kindly.
[both grunt]
[normal voice] You blew the heist!
[normal voice] That guy, I-I-I knew him, and he was, he was gonna recognize me.
[Shark] Bellissima. Bellissima? Uh, we got a slight problem.
Someone needs to tell Marco that a shark ate him.
Are you guys trying to sabotage this?
Who’s ready to get married?
[yells]
[glass shattering] Shark!
I’m a panicker.
This is all too much. You happy?
[Bride] I like this one.
[frustrated grunt] This whole thing’s a bust!
You lost your edge.
And now the governor’s gonna pay for it.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, let’s not do anything crazy, okay?
We’ll get you the watch.
Oh, yeah?
How?
♪ ♪
[choir singing majestic music] “It’s like a freaki” fairy tale.
Honey, you look so beautiful in this dress.
Hmm.
“Big Bad Wolf”?
Hmm. Hmm.
[snores] Shark, you’re up.
[clears throat] Welcome!
[playing dramatic chords] Welcome to this most beautifious, majestacular, incredimonious occasion.
Whoo!
[crowd gasping] Whoo! Whoo!
Could he be a little more subtle?
[over comm] Whoo!
For Shark, this is subtle.
Whoo!
Give it to me real good.
We stand here today to marry this man… this manly, masculine,
[playing dramatic chords] manleously maleful man… and this totally normal woman in the sacranimonius bonds…
What? Wait a minute.
…of holy matriminimamony.
Whoo!
[clears throat] Now, would you please join hands.
[Soliman] Hmm. Uh…
[gasps]
[growling] That’s him!
Yep. Justjust join those hands.
Look. Look.
No need to look at them.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Just blindly join those hands together.
I object!
[gasps] What?
[guests clamoring]
[sighs shakily] Honeybunny.
[exclaims] Soliman, who do you think you are?
Moon, look what you are marrying!
It’s none other than the Big Bad Wolf!
[guests gasping]
[Soliman gasps] Here comes the bride.
Boop.
[mutters] How could this be?
He was here!
Soliwolly, this is a disgrace.
There were claws! I saw claws!
Get him out of here now!
Where are you taking me? There are witnesses!
We all saw it! You!
Huh?
Don’t just stand there!
Hey, where’s the officiant?
Ooh, who cares?
[guests cheering]
[tires squealing]
[laughter and cheering] Definitely top five Bad Guys heist ever!
[both chuckle] When big man say, “I object,” I almost make peepee accident!
[laughter]
[chuckles] Right.
Almost.
[chuckles] Wolf, I-I got to ask.
How’d you know that was gonna work?
You see, Kitty, there’s three parts to every con.
♪ ♪
First, bait the hook.
[gasps] Look.
[Wolf] Then comes the turn. Something weird is going on.
Someone should object.
I object!
[Wolf] But none of it works without the payoff. What?
[sighs shakily]
[Wolf] ‘Cause it’s one thing to steal the watch…
[Moon] Soliman, who do you think you are?
[shushes]
[Shark] Hold on tight, bellissima.
[Wolf] …and another to get away with it. The Big Bad Wolf!
The art of misdirection.
It’s not the action, it’s the distraction. Got it.
[Texan accent] Yes, ma’am.
Hey! [chuckles] All right, I see you.
[chuckles]
[Pigtail] Oh, I love weddings!
[laughter and cheering]
[Tarantula] All right!
Hmm.
No. Not there.
No. Maybe…
Oh, so many options.
[Diane] Oh, my goodness.
Can we move this along?
Patience, Diane.
This is a game of subtle strategy and psychological endurance mastered only by the most cunning and sophisticated minds.
“Ages six and up.”
Besides, [sniffs] it’s not every day that the governor drops by to chat about quantum ferromagnetism.
Quantu… Wait, are you saying MacGuffinite is magnetic?
Not just a magnet.
MacGuffinite is the atomic inverse of gold.
Exposed to extreme voltage…
It will cause gold electrons to decouple and attract with spectacular force.
It’s a gold magnet.
Oh, she’s catching on.
[gasps] Very good.
Why rob a bank when you can make the gold come to you?
All the crime, none of the exercise.
Uh, thanks, Professor.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can’t go. We haven’t finished our…
What? No! But how?
It’s literally tictactoe.
Send me your yearbook?
You know, it’s funny.
You’re the second person to come all the way here to ask me about MacGuffinite.
What are the odds?
You had a visitor?
I didn’t get her name, but apparently we have a friend in common.
Or should I say… five?
[laughing maniacally]
[thunder crashes]
[grunts] Madam Governor.
I need footage of Marmalade’s last visitor. Now.
♪ ♪
[grunts]
[glasses beeping] Found ya.
[grunting, panting]
[electrical whirring]
[Piranha] But can I drive?
[Tarantula] No.
[laughter]
[Pigtail] This was new best day of my life.
[sighs] Why must you leave forever?
Aw.
Cheer up, Buttersnout.
[gasps] Buttersnout?
I always wanted a nickname.
Oh.
Uh, great.
[both laughing]
[chatter continues quietly] Hey, listen, uh, no hard feelings about the whole, you know, pretend relationship to entrap you and your buddies, okay?
Oh.
[chuckles] Come on, now. Of course not.
I mean, to be honest, I-I wasn’t, uh, really that into you.
Oh, weird.
‘Cause you, uh, you seemed pretty into me.
Well, that’s…
[chuckles] Yeah?
That… You know, I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so, uh, yeah, sorry if you’re disappointed.
Oh, no, no, no, no, not me.
You see, uh, I’d only be disappointed if I was into you, which, uh, as previously established, I was not, okay?
Of course.
Otherwise, this marshmallow toast would be full of romantic tension.
[chuckles] Hmm.
[Kitty] Yeah. Of course I did.
[Wolf, normal voice] Oh, really?
So impersonating the bride was your idea?
[Kitty] Absolutely.
Yeah. Okay.
I hired you.
Therefore, your ideas are my ideas.
Classy.
What’s going on with the MacGuffinite?
Oh, just a little science project.
Ah. So you framed us for science?
[laughs] Come on, I had to frame you.
It was the only way to draw you out of retirement.
[chuckles]
[tool hammering] Anyway, you got what you wanted, so, uh…
[chuckles] Oh. Oh!
Right. You want the video.
There we go.
Ooh.
Oh, man.
Did… did I ever tell you about my first heist?
[sighs] Uh, no.
Um, was it a bank? Jewelry store? [mumbles]
[smacks lips] Lollipop.
Back in school, we had a teacher who used to give the good kids a lollipop.
And maybe it was my claws or my teeth, but she never, ever looked my way.
It was hurtful.
So one day, when the old fart wasn’t looking, I snuck into the drawer and swiped the whole bag.
[chuckles] After that, when the kids wanted lollipops, they came to me.
Dude, it was amazing, man.
For the first time in my life, I felt powerful.
I must’ve pulled off a hundred jobs since then.
And the more you steal, the more they respect you.
Hmm. [smacks lips] Why would you give that up?
You think if you play nice and follow their rules, they’ll just see you for who you truly are.
But let me tell you, they won’t.
What if the bad life was your best life?
[echoing] My advice:
Stop hoping and enjoy the lollipop.
[breathes deeply]
[snoring] Did you get it?
Oh, we got it.
Come on, I had to frame you.
It was the only way to draw you out…
Full confession.
[mutes video]
[Piranha] I can’t believe she didn’t notice the camera.
[Tarantula] All we need to do is get this to the chief and clear our names.
All right.
We did it. We did it.
Whoo! Yeah!
Woohoo!
Touchdown dance!
[beat boxes] Hey, buddy.
You okay?
Huh?
Oh. Uh, nothing.
Just, uh, imagining my next round of thrilling job interviews.
Wolfie, this is the plan.
Yeah. No, I know. I’m just saying…
[sighs] What am I saying?
I’m just saying, wh… [sighs] what if we took a wrong turn with the whole going good thing?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but it’s gonna be different this time.
“Captured the Phantom Bandit.”
That’ll look great on your résumé.
We’re gonna be heroes. Piranha Street.
Yeah, no, yeah. Totally.
[stammers, blows raspberries] What am I talking about? You’re right.
Come on, let’s find the chief.
Let’s go.
That’s my Wolf.
[ignition sputtering] Uhoh.
[light clanks] Did you really think it was gonna be that easy?
Shoot.
Hey!
Watch it!
[all grunt]
[singsongy] Naughty, naughty.
Are these gold?
Kitty, can we talk about this for a second? Uh…
Nope.
Is that MacGuffinite?
What’s going on?
How about I show you?
[device beeps]
[energy crackling] Ooh, shiny.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[all scream]
[all scream] A gold magnet?
You bet your scaly butt it is.
And this is just a prototype.
Wait till you see what it can do in zero gravity.
You’re taking it to space?
Obviously.
[Pigtail] What do you think giant rocket is for?
Is not for science fair.
[Kitty] You can’t expect us to steal all the world’s gold from down here.
The biggest heist in history.
Courtesy of us.
All the world’s gold?
Oh. Oh. [chuckles] And the cherry on top!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
The video? You don’t need to ruin Diane.
Let’s… Let’s… Come on.
Let’s talk about this.
Hmm, see, thing is, I promised this rodent that I would.
Kind of a quid pro quo type thing.
Marmalade.
[Kitty] I know.
What a goofball. [chuckles] But a real wiz with the science stuff.
I-I’ll tell you what.
‘Cause we’re friends, I’m gonna give you a choice.
[all scream, grunt]
[groaning] No, no, no, no, no! Stop it.
You can stop it with this.
[screams] What the…
[all breathing heavily] The upload is paired to the magnet.
The moment you turn it off, the video goes viral.
Or leave it on, protect Diane, but y’all keep dangling until the police arrive.
Oh, such a dilemma.
[phone beeps, line ringing] The police?
[Luggins over phone] Hello. Commissioner speaking.
Yes, ma’am. I got a hot tip.
The Bad Guys are holed up in a hangar two klicks north of the MoonX launch site.
What? W-Wait. Wh-Who is…
[phone beeps]
[chuckles] Sorry, doll.
Look, it’s nothing personal.
You are so hot right now.
[others] Snake!
Yeah?
[Shark] Come on, man.
You are one twisted reptile.
I wish I could stick around to see how it ends, but we’ve got a rocket to steal.
Ciao.
Kitty. Kitty, wait. Hold on a second, please.
[door opens, closes]
[engine starts, vehicle departing] See? This is why I’m not a cat person.
[sighs] How are we supposed to choose?
We’re not. I don’t give up that easy.
Piranha.
Yeah?
I need you to pull out the USB. Follow my lead.
You got it, papito. One, two, three.
[“Black Rose” by Coi Leray playing]
[yelling]
♪ Whole crowd ♪
[groans]
♪ Hold on, Boosie wipe me down… ♪
I got it!
And it’s going faster.
Not good.
New plan. Regroup!
[all scream, grunt]
[panting]
♪ On the corner posted up, smoking loud ♪
♪ Ay, tell ’em they can’t break me, break me down ♪
♪ Ay, come on, baby, shut it down ♪
♪ Black king, black rose, black hoodie ♪
♪ Black …, black cars, got my Black chin up ♪
♪ Tell ’em they can never bring us down ♪
♪ Yeah, jumped off the porch since a child ♪
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Why they wanna push me… ♪
Webs, you got enough wiggle in those legs to hack in?
Three legs is all I need. I think.
[Wolf] All right, let’s go.
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪
[grunting]
♪ All black on ♪
♪ Got my ski mask… ♪
[Tarantula] Wolf, Wolf, I can’t get in.
Fall back! Fall back!
[gasps]
[all scream, grunt]
[groaning]
♪ Whew, girl, look at you ♪
♪ Hop up in that coupe, check the temperature ♪
[yawns]
♪ Hop up in that, hey, hey ♪
♪ Star …, mosh pit, they can never stop… ♪
♪ Got it from the mud, I ain’t have no other option ♪
♪ Watch out for the cops, here they come ♪
♪ Gotta go ♪
[siren wails]
♪ Chain swang, Levi’s, pain behind these eyes ♪
♪ They don’t want the… [inhales sharply] ♪
♪ And I see why… ♪
[sighs] Now, think, think, think, think, think, think.
You got this. You got this.
What are we doing? What are we doing?
♪ Now listen… ♪
The forge!
The what?
We’re gonna throw the whole thing into the fire.
It’s our last chance.
You got this, buddy.
Here…
we…
go!
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪
♪ Hundred million …, don’t they see that? ♪
[grunts]
♪ This not time for your feedback, ah ♪
♪ All black on, got my ski mask ♪
♪ All black on ♪
♪ Got my ski mask ♪
♪ Hundred million …, don’t they see that? ♪
♪ ♪
[pants]
[computer chiming quietly]
[sighs]
♪ ♪
[helicopter whirring] Huh?
[sirens wailing] Well, well, well. [chuckles] Not so tough without your hot dog truck, are you, Wolf?
♪ ♪
Ooh.
Wow.
Wow.
[Pigtail] This is getting real.
Morning, ladies.
Madam Governor.
Oh, yeah. Foxenstein, right?
Close enough.
What are you doing here?
You know, I’m very handson.
Especially when someone tries to frame my friends.
I know everything. The MacGuffinite. The magnet.
Hmm. [clicks tongue] You talked to Marmalade.
Actually, he did most of the talking.
I’m more of an action girl.
Step aside before anger becomes punch.
[snorts, yells]
[grunting]
[screams]
[wind whistling]
[chuckles]
[grunting] You’re all under arrest.
Governor’s orders.
Ooh, feisty.
You don’t know, do you?
[chuckles] You’re not governor anymore.
You might want to check your phone.
Crimson Paw.
Crimson… What?
[phone chiming] No. No, no, no, no, no. But…
How… HHow?
[dart gun fires]
[gasps]
[breathing heavily]
[Pigtail clicking tongue]
[Pigtail] They never expect the dart.
[Kitty] Shall we?
[grunts]
[Diane] Kitty!
[strains] Kitty.
[breathing heavily]
[wind whistling]
[straining] A viral video has revealed that the notorious thief known as the Crimson Paw was none other than Governor Diane Foxington!
[crowd gasps] While police search for the rogue politician, they have wasted no time in ordering the speedy release of sweet, adorable Professor Marmalade, unlike the Bad Guys, whose claim to have “changed” fooled absolutely no one.
Chief, we were set up by a gang of super criminals.
They turned the MacGuffinite into a gold magnet.
[officer] Back in line.
And they’re stealing that rocket to take it to space.
Yeah, that’s what they all say.
ChChief, I know it looks bad, but if we did this, why would we help you solve the case? [grunts] Why would we tell you about the MacGuffinite?
And where’s the loot? You know it doesn’t add up.
Look, we don’t have proof, but I know, somewhere in that big, booming heart of yours, you know we didn’t do this.
Chief, please.
How many times do I have to tell you, Wolf?
It’s “Commissioner.”
[strains]
[panting]
[Kitty] Ready to fly this thing?
With watch, rocket flies itself.
[computers chiming] Hey, Jenny. You seeing this?
Uh…
[siren whoops]
[officers chattering]
[grumbles]
[engine starts]
[siren wailing]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
[sighs] So much for Piranha Street.
[groans]
[tires screech]
[all shout]
[all groaning]
[Tarantula] Ow.
[doors open] Chief?
Okay, let’s say, hypothetically, I believe you…
Which I don’t.
But if I did… if I did and some super criminal has a gold magnet, how would we stop them?
You… you believe us?
[grumbles]
[chuckling] No! No, no, no!
No! No! [shouts]
[laughter]
[Tarantula] I want to give her a hug.
[Shark] Ooh, I like Chief.
[Piranha] Ooh, wow, Chief, is that a new shampoo?
[Luggins] Okay, okay.
Please stop with the touching.
I don’t get you guys.
You’re good, then you’re bad, then you’re sort of good, then really bad.
Ugh, it’s hard to keep up!
Yep, yep. That’s fair. [chuckles] I get it. We’re all over the place.
But you need to get us to that rocket before it takes off.
Rocket? Whatwhat are you talking about?
Initiating backwards counting.
[computer voice] Countdown initiated.
[Jim] Countdown initiated? Whoa. What’s going on?
I don’t know.
Well, shut it down, Jenny!
Shut it down!
I’m trying, Jim!
Uh, Mr. Moon?
[alarm blaring] Uh, we’ve got a slight situation.
The launch isn’t until next wee…
[engines powering up]
[alarm blaring in distance] Well, butter my crumpets.
[computer voice] Five, four…
[man] Evacuate!
[crowd clamoring] …three, two, one.
[engines booming]
♪ ♪
Woohoo!
[Tiffany] The twists just keep coming.
The MoonX rocket seems to have taken off three days early…
Huh?
What the hairbrush?
[clamoring, screaming]
[laughs] Yeah!
[Snake] Uhoh.
[Luggins laughs] Bring it on!
[Wolf] Whoa!
[Tarantula screams]
[alarms beeping, wailing]
[screaming]
[laughs, whoops] Holy moly.
Are you sure about this?
Not particularly. No.
Remember, when you come back, you’re under arrest!
You got it… Commissioner.
Go get ’em, guys.
All right, here we go.
First time for everything, right?
[all screaming]
[rockets booming] Run, run, run! Let’s go!
[Snake] Come on!
Go! Go! Go!
Let’s go, go, go, go, go!
Guys, come on!
Move, move, move!
We did it. We did it. We did it.
[Piranha] Yeah!
Woohoo!
[Snake] We did it!
[Piranha] We didn’t do it.
Jump!
[grunting] Pull us up, Snake!
Vinyasa, baby!
Up there! The cargo bay!
[grunting, straining] Pull!
Come on! Pull! Pull!
Are you kidding me?!
Leftyloosey, rightytighty.
Oh, right.
[alarm beeping] What is it?
[alarm stops] Ah, never mind. Just glitch.
Whoa.
♪ ♪
Now, that is a view.
[grunts] What is happening?!
[grunting] Sir, they’re heading to the Multinational Space Station.
I think they’re docking.
[slow, steady beeping]
♪ ♪
[Diane groaning]
[Kitty] Doom, you’re with me.
Pigtail, get the MacGuffinite in place.
[Diane panting]
[Pigtail] You got it, Kitty.
[Diane groans] Yoohoo. Anybody home?
[laughs] Ooh, nice decor.
Very, uh, spacey.
[chuckles]
[teeth chattering] In hindsight, that was a little reckless.
Did everybody make it?
Hey, whwhere’s Piranha?
Whee!
I can fly! [chuckles] I just needed to believe in myself. Ha!
[chuckles] Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
[laughter] Oh, you… you guys can fly, too?
[laughter] All right, watch the legs.
Whoa. Guys, check this out.
[Piranha] What is she doing?
[muffled buzzing] They’re using the MoonX Power Cell to activate the MacGuffinite.
Kind of genius.
Yeah, they’re smart, but there’s something they didn’t count on.
I got a plan.
Mmhmm. Installation complete.
Confirming coordinates.
♪ ♪
[whimpers] Shouldn’t we, uh, get some special training for this?
Just don’tdon’t look down.
[Shark] Uh, followup question: Which way is down?
[Wolf] Listen up.
This is all about timing.
Webs, Shark, I need you to hack the external console while Snake and Piranha pop the control panel to engage the manual override switch.
You got it.
And what about Kitty?
Leave her to me.
We got one shot to save the world.
Let’s make it count.
[Tarantula] Okay, buddy. You can do this.
First, clear the root folder.
Mmhmm.
Then in system directory, type “ENC underscore word equals word dot encode.”
Mmhmm.
Now “import hashlib.”
Mmhmm.
Hit enter.
Then “input underscore path equals input.”
Okay. Cool, cool. Got it.
Okay, so, clear the root folder, you say.
[Piranha whimpering]
[Piranha] Okay, come on. Come on, Piranha.
You’re not nervous, right?
‘Cause we know what happens when you’re nervous.
[chuckles] WhWhat would I be nervous about?
[passes gas]
[Snake] Oh. Piranha!
Dude!
Sorry.
I can taste it. [groans]
[“Purple Hat” by Sofi Tukker playing] We’re in position.
I think it’s time we introduced ourselves.
[whirring]
♪ People, people, dancing on the people… ♪
[deep electrical rumbling]
♪ People, people… ♪
[phone vibrating]
♪ Everybody… ♪
Huh.
[yelps]
[phone vibrating]
[snoring]
♪ Apart from you ♪
♪ Now that we’re dancing ♪
[highpitched warbling]
♪ People ♪
[gasping]
♪ Dancing people ♪
♪ Dancing people… ♪
[crowd cheering] Oh. [kisses] Thank you.
[crowd murmuring] Oh. Thank you.
What’s going on? Why am I flying?
[screaming]
[people gasping]
[glass shatters] Holy potatoes.
It’s actually working.
Ooh, yeah!
Oh, boy.
How we doing, Snake?
Hang on.
Got it!
Like stealing candy and a baby.
Don’t you mean “candy from a baby”?
I know what I said.
[Wolf] How about the air lock?
[electricity crackles]
[Shark exclaims]
[Shark breathing shakily] All right, Webs. I like your style.
Oh, that one was all Shark.
I panicked.
But it worked out. I’m a programmer now.
I’m going in. [sighs]
[Snake straining]
[metal clangs] What was that?
Huh?
Oh, that’s not good.
[whooshing, clinking] Uh… [groans] Snake, buddy, I’m sorry.
What? No, no, no…
[passes gas] I hate you.
[Tarantula] Get to the air lock!
Go, go, go!
[Kitty laughing] Girls, nothing gonna stop us now.
[Snake breathing heavily] Snakey Cakes?
Help… me.
[passing gas repeatedly] Stop farting, you maniac!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
Turn it off, all right? You’re gonna kill them.
I’m sorry. Whose side are you on?
[chokes] Kitty, stop! It’s just a heist.
It’s never just a heist!
[grunts]
[coughs] Secure the air lock. Now.
Whatever you say, boss.
♪ ♪
[scoffs] “Turn it off.”
Ha! I’m just getting started.
[whirring faster]
[crowd screaming, clamoring]
[tires squealing] It is total mayhem!
A cataclysmic gold storm is literally destroying the city!
[screams]
[laughing maniacally] Oh, yeah.
The gold.
Come to mama.
[Wolf] You know, I’ve been thinking.
[gasps] Wolf?
Doesn’t that word sound kind of madeup?
“Gold.” It’s kind of weird, right?
[growls] It’s weird. It’s weird… It’s a weird word.
Go ahead. SSay, say, “Gold.”
Gold. Gold. Gold.
Anyway, it doesn’t matter.
I’m gonna need you to turn off the magnet.
[smacks lips] Or I’ll just do it for you.
Is that supposed to be funny?
(grunting) (groans) (passes gas) (Snake groans)
PIRANHA: Stay with me, papo. Stay with me!
(gasping)
SNAKE: I-I don’t want to die like this.
(groans) (passes gas) (retches) Oof.
(groaning) (Piranha whimpering) Okay, okay.
Come on, Piranha, your friend is spinning out in space.
You should know what to do.
That’s it! The pen!
The pen? Wha…
Grab the pen! The pen! Grab the…
(groans) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, I can do stuff. I can do stuff.
(grunting) (grunts fiercely) (grunts, yells) Why would you risk your life to save people who wouldn’t even give you a chance?
(grunting) At least when you were the Big Bad Wolf, they respected you.
Oh, that was respect, huh?
That wasn’t respect. That was fear.
Oh, whatever, man.
What’s the difference?
Trust me, there’s a difference.
Respect is earned.
One day, you’ll learn that.
(Kitty growls) (grunting) (shouts) (Kitty grunts) Honestly, Wolf, what made you think this would work?
Who says it didn’t?
Like you said, it’s not about the action.
It’s about the distraction.
(chuckles) Hey, genius, the watch controls the shuttle, not the magnet.
You get it. (clicks tongue) She gets it.
(panels beeping) (engines powering up)
PIRANHA: (groans) Got it!
You sure about this?
Trust me, chico. Tuna power!
(gas whistling) (yelling) (gas sputtering) I got it!
Well done, boys. Webs, tell me you’re ready.
Lining it up, Wolfie.
WOLF: Nice work, kid.
No.
You want to see a power move, Kitty?
This is a power move.
(engines whirring)
♪ ♪
(laughs) (whooping) (Piranha chuckles) (Snake groans) It’s fine. (stammers) (gasps) Huh?
Hello!
Need a hand?
I got you, Snakey Cakes.
SNAKE: Oh, Sugar Beak.
And you said you weren’t into me.
Why would you believe anything I say?
KITTY: No!
How do you expect to get back to Earth without a shuttle?!
At least there’s an Earth to go back…
You destroyed my beautiful plan!
(growls, grunts fiercely) (coughing) (yells) (gasps) (grunting) (yells fiercely) (Kitty groans) What did I tell you about messing with my friends?
Wha… How did you…
Wolf, we got… Oh.
♪ ♪
We tried to stop her from posting…
Ah, wow. What happened to medium friendly?
(chuckles) Well, good thing I’m not the governor anymore, huh?
(chuckles) Ugh, gross.
‘Bout time.
Guys!
Whoa! Diane.
What are you doing here?
(Diane chuckles) Just happened to be orbiting the Earth.
Thought I’d drop by.
Woohoo!
Yeah!
(laughter) We did it, baby.
I feel the love. Like, I feel it.
I hear about the famous Bad Guys all my life.
But now I get it.
(space station rumbling) (alarm blaring) COMPUTER VOICE: Alert.
Alert.
Alert.
It is a massive system failure.
Alert.
We’re falling out of orbit.
(rumbling) (all grunting) I think this is it, Wolfie.
TARANTULA: We’re doomed!
One last hug, everybody?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.
(stammers) Don’t talk like that.
Sure, it’s… it looks… yeah, it’s bad.
Yeah, okay. It’s bad.
Sure, we’re hurtling towards Earth in a tin can, staring squarely into the face of death.
Sure, our blood may boil, our bones may liquefy, but if there’s one thing that I know about this crew, it’s that we never, ever give up.
Because we have something that’s stronger than fear, stronger than even gravity.
And that’s hope.
Yeah, hope.
WOLF: That’s hope. We’re gonna land this thing… …or we’re gonna die tryi…
(church bell tolling in distance)
(people crying softly)
(bugle playing taps)
LUGGINS: What those guys, those brave, beautiful guys did up there, saving the world from a 24karat catastrophe.
And despite all the rejection and suspicion, all the tiny humiliations, they did it for us.
They didn’t do it for the fame or for the glory.
They did it for us.
(crying continues) They weren’t just good guys.
(sobs) They were my best friends.
And I would give anything to arrest them just one more time.
(crying continues loudly)
(sobbing loudly) This one’s for you, Wolfie!
(sobs, sighs) I, for one, am outraged that it took an evil space magnet for people to realize that the Bad Guys were worthy of our love all along.
But it’s too late, because now they’re dead.
(crying) Ironically, the only survivors were the perpetrators of the heist, including the super criminal known as the Phantom Bandit, while a second escape pod was, tragically, empty.
(sighs) (laughing) Did I sell it or did I sell it?
Are you gonna tell us what this is all about?
Yeah, ’cause I don’t feel dead.
And who are the suits?
And why are they wearing sunglasses inside?
Hmm?
I know. I know it seems elaborate, but trust me, it’s the best way if you want to do some serious good.
Gentlemen. Ladies.
You have been identified as ideal candidates for a brandnew, ultraelite unit of secret operatives that we’re calling the International SuperGalactic League of Protectors:
ISGLOP.
Huh?
Sounds kind of madeup.
I-I don’t understand. WhatWhat’s happening?
We’re offering you a job, son.
You’re gonna be secret agents!
Huh?
Is he serious?
That can’t be right.
Secret agents? Get out of here.
They’re serious? Really?
That’s what I’m talking about!
SNAKE: Woohoo!
Nice.
PIRANHA: All right.
♪ ♪
Hey. Almost forgot you were there.
As you might have noticed, change isn’t easy.
Some days, it’s gonna feel downright hopeless. (laughter) But with the right attitude and the right friends, the good life has a way of finding you. Ready to get to work, Agent Wolf?
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
(electrical whirring) (engine starts) (tires squealing) Woohoo!
(“GOODLIFE” by Rag’n’Bone Man featuring WizTheMc playing)
♪ I feel lucky, and I feel blessed ♪
♪ The sun is shining, so take a breath ♪
♪ Of the good life, good life ♪
♪ We heading for the good life ♪
♪ Good liiiife ♪
♪ Cool breeze blowing away my cares ♪
♪ ‘Cause where we’re going, it’s in the air ♪
♪ It’s the good life, good life ♪
♪ We heading for the good life ♪
♪ Good liiiife ♪
♪ Oh, so good, just the way it should be ♪
♪ Told you that it could be, told you that we would be ♪
♪ Heading for some new heights ♪
♪ Heading for the high life ♪
♪ Feels like we just took flight ♪
♪ We on a joyride ♪
♪ Never doubted we were born for greatness ♪
♪ A life so animated that nothing can contain it ♪
♪ Leveled up like we knew all the levels from the start ♪
♪ I hope you feeling like a star ♪
♪ We’re gonna show the whole world who we are ♪
♪ All those days we were searching for ♪
♪ Something meaningful, something more ♪
♪ Like the good life, good life ♪
♪ We were longing for the good life ♪
♪ Good liiiife ♪
♪ I knew we’d get here, never doubted, never doubted it ♪
♪ If we are in a dream, then I ain’t coming out of it ♪
♪ Speeding through the clouds ♪
♪ So you better hold on, grip tight ♪
♪ Ready for the spotlight, we heading for the good life ♪
♪ I feel lucky ♪
♪ And I feel blessed ♪
♪ The sun is shining ♪
♪ So take a breath of ♪
♪ The good life, good life ♪
♪ We heading for the good life ♪
♪ Good liiiife ♪
♪ The sun is out, so am I ♪
♪ Let’s get our wings on to fly ♪
♪ I feel the magic around ♪
♪ Nobody stopping us now ♪
♪ With you here by my side ♪
♪ I can feel where we can glide ♪
♪ So much higher than the sky ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ We heading for ♪
♪ The good life, yeah ♪
♪ We heading for ♪
♪ The good life ♪
♪ Uhuh ♪
♪ We heading for ♪
♪ The good life ♪
♪ We heading for ♪
♪ The good life ♪
♪ Good life, good life ♪
♪ Get ready for the good life ♪
♪ Good life ♪
♪ We heading for the good life ♪
♪ Uhuh, we heading for the good life ♪
♪ It’s the good it’s the good ♪
♪ It’s the good life ♪
♪ Good life, good life ♪
♪ Get ready for the good life, good life ♪
♪ We heading for the good life, good life ♪
♪ Get ready for the good life ♪
♪ Good liiiife ♪
♪ Good life ♪
♪ Good life, good life… ♪
(song fades)
(Marmalade screaming)
(screaming continues)
(laughing maniacally)
(sighs): Ah.
I love it when a plan comes together.
And now time to go home.
(whirring)
(laughing maniacally)
(“Taking Everything” by Busta Rhymes playing)
♪ You ain’t courageous enough ♪
♪ Most of you probably fold ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You ain’t willing to the face the challenge ♪
♪ Acquire the gold ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We only here to just retrieve what you probably stole ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You see steel sharpen steel ♪
♪ When it’s time for the go ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We here to create such a ruckus ♪
♪ We all on a roll ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Stare every challenge in the eye ♪
♪ We don’t play with the soul ♪
♪ No matter what you was told, every rat find a hole ♪
♪ See, it don’t matter what you thought ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We taking everything you want ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Now don’t forget it, better know we come to get it ♪
♪ And we with it and there’s nothing better ♪
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪
♪ See all the greatness when we come ♪
♪ When the story is told ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Can’t put a timeline on greatness ♪
♪ It never gets old ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Come get the scope when we hot and you not ♪
♪ And we pull up and we come in ♪
♪ Taking everything you got, ugh ♪
♪ ♪
♪ See, it don’t matter what you thought ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We taking everything you want ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Now don’t forget it, better know we come to get it ♪
♪ And we with it and there’s nothing better ♪
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪
♪ ♪
♪ No matter what you thought, you better believe ♪
♪ We coming ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And if you thought that we was playing ♪
♪ Let me show you something ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ So then we jump and we swoop ♪
♪ And we dodge every bullet ♪
♪ It don’t matter when they pull up ♪
♪ And they try to pull it ♪
(echoing): ♪ Pull it ♪
♪ Better know we on the clock ♪
♪ And it’s time to go ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Everything is tactical ♪
♪ Now enjoy the show ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Then we skip and we bounce ♪
♪ And we hop out of every situation ♪
♪ Best believe that it’s time to blow ♪
♪ See, it don’t matter what you thought ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We taking everything you want ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Now don’t forget it, better know we come to get it ♪
♪ And we with it and there’s nothing better ♪
♪ I hope you know to play it smart ♪
(echoing): ♪ Smart ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You know the heat melt ♪
♪ Better wear your seat belt and strap up ♪
♪ You know we get a little crazy ♪
♪ Every single time we act up ♪
♪ I know the way you see us doing it to ’em ♪
♪ I think you really, really need to shack up ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ It don’t matter every single time they really try ♪
♪ To trap us, and they come from every corner ♪
♪ And they really try to catch us, we’re completing ♪
♪ Every mission no matter how they attack us, and the fact ♪
♪ Is that we back and that we never, never slack up ♪
♪ Better get up out the way because we come and then ♪
♪ We pack up, and we taking everything you want ♪
♪ You know you better back up ♪
(echoing): ♪ Let’s go. ♪
(song ends)
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
(music ends)
Well, bye…!
(elevator bell dings)
