Shrek the Third (2007)
Directors: Chris Miller, Raman Hui
Writers: William Steig, Andrew Adamson, Jeffrey Price
Stars: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Justin Timberlake, Eric Idle
Plot: Shrek and Princess Fiona are to succeed King Harold, but Shrek’s attempts to serve as the Regent during Harold’s medical absence end in disaster, because he is not interested in being king of Far, Far Away. With his dying breath, Harold tells Shrek of another heir: his nephew and Fiona’s cousin, Arthur “Artie” Pendragon. Meanwhile, Prince Charming, vowing to avenge the death of his mother, the Fairy Godmother, and become king, goes to the Poison Apple tavern and persuades the fairy tale villains to fight for their “happily ever after”, and help him take over Far Far Away.
Shrek and his friends, Donkey, and Puss in Boots set out to retrieve Artie. As they sail away, Fiona reveals to Shrek that she is pregnant, much to Shrek’s horror, because he believes he is incapable of raising children. The trio journey to Worcestershire Academy, an elite magical boarding school, where they discover that Artie is actually a scrawny, 16-year-old outcast. At the school pep rally, Shrek tells Artie he has been chosen to be king of Far, Far Away. Artie is excited until Donkey and Puss inadvertently frighten him by discussing the king’s responsibilities. Losing confidence, Artie tries to take control of the ship and steer it back to Worcestershire. Following a scuffle with Shrek, the ship crashes on a remote island where they encounter Artie’s retired magic teacher, Merlin, who convinces the two to open up to each other.
Meanwhile, Fiona and Queen Lillian host a baby shower with a group of princesses when Charming and the villains attack the castle, but Gingy, Pinocchio, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Three Little Pigs stall Charming’s group long enough for the ladies to escape. When one of the pigs accidentally reveals that Shrek has gone to retrieve Artie, Charming sends Captain Hook and his pirates to track them down. Meanwhile, Rapunzel, having fallen in love with Charming, betrays Fiona, and the ladies are locked in the castle dungeons.
Captain Hook and his pirates catch up to Shrek on Merlin’s island, where Shrek avoids capture, and Hook reveals Charming’s takeover of Far, Far Away. Shrek urges Artie to return to Worcestershire, but Artie tricks Merlin into using his magic to send them to Far Far Away, and while the spell works, it accidentally causes Puss and Donkey to switch bodies. They find Pinocchio and learn that Charming plans to kill Shrek as part of a play, but they are caught and taken captive after breaking into the castle.
Charming prepares to kill Artie to retain the crown, but Shrek saves his life by admitting that he was just using Artie to replace him as the next king. Charming allows a disheartened Artie to leave. Donkey and Puss are imprisoned with Fiona, Lillian and the other princesses, where Fiona grows frustrated with their lack of initiative, but Lillian frees them all by smashing an opening in the stone wall of the prison with a headbutt. While the princesses launch a rescue mission for Shrek, Donkey and Puss free Gingy, Pinocchio, and the others along with Dragon and Donkey’s children, and then convince a leaving Artie that Shrek lied to save his life.
Charming stages a showdown in a musical theater in front of the kingdom, and just as he is about to kill Shrek, Fiona, Puss, Donkey, the princesses and other fairy tale characters confront the villains, but they are quickly subdued. However, Artie shows up and gives a speech to the villains, convincing them that they can be accepted into society instead of being outcasts. Inspired by Artie’s speech, the villains agree to give up their evil ways, while Charming refuses to listen and lunges at Artie with his sword. Shrek blocks the blow, and it appears that he has been stabbed. However, as Charming decrees himself the new king, Shrek reveals that Charming misaimed his sword and pushes him aside, while Dragon knocks the stage tower down onto Charming, killing him.
With Charming defeated, Artie is crowned the new king of Far, Far Away. While the kingdom celebrates, Merlin appears and reverts Puss and Donkey’s body swap. Later, back at the swamp, Shrek, having overcome his fear of parenthood, begins raising their new triplets, with help from Fiona, Donkey, Puss, Lillian, and Dragon.
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Shrek the Third (2007) | Transcript
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Onward, Chauncey!
To the highest room of the tallest tower… where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Charming!
This is worse than “Love Letters”.
I hate dinner theater!
Me, too.
Whoa there, Chauncey!
Hark! The brave Prince Charming approacheth.
Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you… then take my place as rightful king.
What did she say?
MAN: Grr!
(PEOPLE CHEERING) MAN: It’s Shrek!
Whoo, Shrek, yeah!
Prepare, foul beast… to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar!
(SINGING) Happy birthday to thee.
Happy birthday to thee.
Do you mind?
“Do you mind?” Boring!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(CLEARS THROAT) Prepare, foul beast…
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
Someday you’ll be sorry.
MAN: We already are!
Grr!
(HORSE WHINNIES)
(SOBBING) Mommy.
You’re right.
I can’t let this happen.
I can’t!
I am the rightful King of “Far Far Away”. And I promise you this, Mother… I will restore dignity to my throne. And this time, no one will stand in my way.
(BIRDS TWITTERING)
(BOTH YAWNING)
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning breath.
I know. Isn’t it wonderful?
(SINGING) Good morning, good morning.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
The sun is shining through. Good morning, good morning. To you.
And you! And you!
They grow up so fast.
Not fast enough.
OK, you have a full day filling in for the King and Queen.
There are several functions that require your attendance, sir.
Great! Let’s get started.
Come on, lazybones.
Time to get moving!
(EXCLAIMS) You really need to get yourself a pair of jammies.
♪ I got some sleep and I needed it. ♪
♪ Not a lot, just a little bit. ♪
♪ Someone’s always
trying to keep me from it. ♪
♪ It’s a crying shame. ♪
♪ It’s a royal pain in the neck. ♪
I knight thee.
(GROANS)
(ALL GASPING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Ooh!
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
(ALL SCREAMING)
If you’re filling in for a king, you should look like one.
Can somebody come in and work on Shrek, please?
I will see what I can do.
(WHIRRING)
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Oh!
Yeah, wow.
Is this really necessary?
Quite necessary, Fiona.
I’m Shrek, you twit.
Whatever.
Ok, peoples, this isn’t a rehearsal.
Let’s see some hustle!
Smiles, everyone! Smiles!
I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up, Fiona.
I’m sorry, Shrek, but can you please just try to grin and bear it?
It’s just until Dad gets better.
(GROANS)
Shrek?
Yeah?
You look handsome.
Aw! Come here, you.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Whoa!
My butt is itching up a storm and I can’t reach it in this monkey suit.
(WHISTLES) Hey, you! Come here.
What’s your name?
Fiddlesworth, sir.
(CHUCKLES) Perfect.
(FANFARE PLAYING)
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen.
Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
(APPLAUSE)
(FANFARE PLAYS) SHREK: Ahh! You’ve got it.
A little to the left. (EXCLAIMING) That’s it! That’s good.
Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You’re on it.
Shrek!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(EXHALES)
Ow!
My eye! My eye!
What are you doing?
Ahh!
(SCREAMS)
Ah! (GROANS) Fiona!
Are you okay?
Yeah. I’m fine.
Shrimp! My favorite!
(ALL SCREAMING)
SHREK: That’s it! We’re leaving!
Calm down.
Calm down? Who do you think we’re kidding? I am an ogre.
I’m not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.
I think that went well.
Donkey!
Come on, Shrek!
Some people just don’t understand boundaries.
(SCREECHES)
Just think. A couple more days and we’ll be back home … in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus… and filled with the stench of mud and neglect.
You had me at “vermin-filled”.
And, um… maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.
(LAUGHS) That’s right, the swamp rats will be spawning.
Uh, no.
What I’m thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat.
Donkey?
No, Shrek.
What if, theoretically…
Yeah?
…they were little ogre feet?
Oh! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(EXCLAIMS)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING) Honey, let’s be rational about this.
Have you seen a baby lately?
They just eat and poop, and they cry… then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry.
Now, imagine an ogre baby.
They extracry and they extra-poop.
Shrek, don’t you ever think about having a family?
Right now, you’re my family.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(SIGHS) Somebody better be dying.
(HAROLD COUGHING)
I’m dying.
(COUGHING)
Harold?
Don’t forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.
Of course, darling.
Fiona.
Yes, Daddy?
I know I made many mistakes with you.
It’s okay.
But your love for Shrek has… taught me much.
My dear boy… I am proud to call you my son.
And I’m proud to call you my frog…
King dad-in-law.
Now there is a matter of business to attend to.
(GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(COUGHING)
The Frog King… is dead.
(SOBBING)
(GASPING THEN COUGHING)
Put your hat back on, fool.
Shrek… please come hither.
Yeah, Dad?
This kingdom needs a new king.
You and Fiona are next in line for the throne.
Oh! (CHUCKLES) Next in line. You see, Dad, that’s why people love you.
Even on your deathbed, you’re still making jokes.
(LAUGHS)
Come on, Dad. An ogre as king?
That’s not such a good idea.
There must be somebody else.
Anybody!
Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir.
Really? Who is he, Dad?
His name is… is…
What’s his name? What’s his name?!
is…
(GASPING)
Daddy!
(WHEEZING)
His name is Arthur.
Arthur?
(COUGHING) I know you’ll do… what’s right.
Harold?
Dad? Dad!
Dad?
Do your thing, man.
(SOBBING)
♪ When you were young and your heart ♪
♪ was an open book ♪
(THUNDER CRASHING)
♪ You used to say live and let live ♪
♪ You know you did, you know you did.
You know you did. ♪
♪ But if this ever changing world
In which we live in ♪
♪ Makes you give in and cry ♪
♪ Say live and let die ♪
♪ Live and let die ♪
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(HORSE WHINNIES)
(PIANO PLAYING)
♪ Hey, lady. You, lady ♪
♪ Cursing at your life ♪
♪ You’re a discontented mother ♪
♪ And a regimented wife ♪
(MEN CHEERING)
(MAN WHOOPING)
What does a prince have to do to get a drink here?
Ah, Mabel!
Why they call you an ugly stepsister, I’ll never know.
Where’s Doris?
Taking the night off?
She’s not welcome here, and neither are you.
(HACKS, SPITS)
What do you want, Charming?
Not much.
Just a chance at redemption.
(LAUGHS)
And a Fuzzy Navel.
And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends!
We’re not your friends.
You don’t belong here.
You’re absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us?
Do a number on his face.
Wait, wait, wait!
We are more alike than you think.
Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened?
Oh, what’s it to you?
They left you the unfairest of them all.
Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal.
How does that feel?
Pretty unfair.
And you!
Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father.
I hate that little wooden puppet.
And Hook.
Need I say more?
And you, Frumpypigskin!
Rumpelstiltskin.
Where’s that firstborn you were promised?
Mabel. Remember how you couldn’t get your little fat foot… into that tiny glass slipper?
Cinderella is in “Far Far Away” right now… eating bonbons, cavorting with every last fairy tale creature… that has ever done you wrong!
Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers.
But there are two sides to every story… and our side has not been told!
So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once?
Who wants their… “happily ever after”?
ALL: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(FIGHTING CONTINUES)
This way, gents.
It’s out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny.
But I will never forget you.
You are the love of my life.
As are you.
And, uh, you.
I don’t know you, but I’d like to.
(CATS YOWL)
I got to go!
(LOW GROWL)
I don’t wanna leave you either.
But you know how Shrek is.
The dude’s lost without me.
But don’t worry. I’ll send you airmail kisses every day! (SMOOCHES) Be strong, babies.
Be strong!
Coco, Peanut, listen to your mama.
Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister’s head.
That’s my special boy!
Come here, all of you!
Give your daddy a big hug!
(LAUGHING)
Shrek?
Maybe you should just stay and be King.
Come on. There’s no way I could run a kingdom.
That’s why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice.
It’s not that. You see…
And if he gives me trouble, I always have persuasion and reason.
Here’s persuasion and here’s reason.
(LAUGHING)
Fiona.
Soon it’s just going to be you, me… and our swamp.
It’s not going to be just you and me.
(HORN BLARING)
All aboard!
It will be. I promise.
I love you.
ALL: Awe!
That’s lovely.
Byebye, babies!
Shrek!
Yeah?
Wait!
What is it?
I’m… I’m…
(HORN BLARING)
(LAUGHS) I love you, too, honey!
No! I said I’m…
(HORN BLARING)
(WATER SPLASHES)
You’re what?
I said I’m pregnant!
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT)
What was that?
You’re going to be a father!
(LAUGHS) That’s great!
Really? I’m glad you think so!
I love you!
Yeah!
Me, too! You!
I’m going to be an uncle! I’m going to be an uncle! I’m going to be an uncle!
And you, my friend, are royally…
(HORN BELLOWING)
(CRASHING)
Home.
(WHOOPS)
(EXCLAIMS)
FIONA: Shrek!
Fiona!
Fiona?
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
(COOING)
Oh, no.
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLES) Better out than in, I always say. (LAUGHS) Whoa!
(COUGHING)
No, no, no!
(CRYING)
It’s okay.
It’s gonna be all right.
Huh? Wha…
Hey!
Stop! Hey, wait!
No!
No! No, no, no, no!
(WAILING)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Oh, no!
Would you..? Hey!
Baba boo.
(RUMBLING)
(SHREK SCREAMS)
(ALL COOING)
(PANTING)
(BABIES LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS)
Donkey. Donkey!
Wake up!
(SPEAKING BABY LANGUAGE)
(SCREAMING) Dada!
(SCREAMS)
(HORN BLARING) Shrek! Are you okay?
I can’t believe I’m going to be a father. How did this happen?
Allow me to explain. When a man has feelings for a woman… a powerful urge sweeps over him.
I know how it happened.
I just can’t believe it.
How does it happen?
(SIGHS)
♪ And the cat’s in the cradle
and the silver spoon ♪
♪ Little Boy Blue
and the Man in the Moon ♪
♪ When you coming home, son?
I don’t know when ♪
♪ But we’ll get together then, Dad. ♪
Donkey! Can you just cut to the part where you’re supposed to make me feel better?
You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?
What I am talking about is you, me, my cousin’s boat … an ice cold pitcher of mojitos and two weeks of nothing but… (WHISTLES) …fishing.
(CLICKING TOUNGE)
Don’t listen to him!
Having a baby isn’t going to ruin your life.
It’s not my life I’m worried about ruining, it’s the kid’s.
When have you ever heard the phrase “as sweet as an ogre” … or “as nurturing as an ogre” … or “You’ll love my dad. He’s a real ogre.”
Okay. I get it.
It’s not going to be easy.
But you got us to help you.
That’s true. (CHUCKES) I’m doomed.
You’ll be fine.
MAN: You’re finished.
Uh, with your journey.
“Worcestersshiree”?
Now that sounds fancy!
It’s Worcestershire.
Like the sauce? Mmm.
It’s spicy!
(CREAKING)
They must be expecting us.
(HORN HONKING)
(SCREAMS)
(STUDENTS SCREAMING) What in the shistashire kind of place is this?
Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.
High school?
Ready?
ALL: Okay!
Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?
Yeah, we think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?
Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
(SCREAMS)
MAN: All right, Mr. Percival, ease up on the reins.
(CRASHING)
For lo, bro, don’t burn all my frankincense and myrrh.
I’m feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies!
How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants?
Let’s just say some things are better left unsaid.
So I was all like, “I’d rather get the black plague than go out with you.”
Oh, totally.
Pardon me.
Ugh! Totally eweth.
Yeah, totally.
I just altered my character level to +3 superbability.
Hi. We’re looking for someone named…
Who rolled a +9 dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped?
(LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
I know you’re busy not fitting in, but can you tell me where I can find Arthur?
He’s over there.
(WHINNYING)
(CRASHING)
(GRUNTS)
(HORSE WHINNIES)
(LAUGHS) There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory!
(WHINNYING)
(ALL CHEER) Strong, handsome, face of a leader.
Does Arthur look like a king or what?
(GROANS)
Sorry.
Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
That information is on a need-to-know basis.
It’s top secret!
Now, gentlemen, let’s away.
To the showers!
(WHINNIES IN FEAR)
Greetings, Your Majesty.
This is your lucky day.
What are you supposed to be?
Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something?
(LAUGHING) Giant mutant.
You made a funny.
Unhand me, monster!
Stop squirming, Arthur.
I’m not Arthur.
I am Lancelot.
That dork over there is Arthur.
SHREK: Hey!
Ah!
(CLEARS THROAT)
This is, like, totally embarrassing … but Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly.
She thought perchance thou would ask her to the Homecoming Dance.
Excuse me?
Like, whatever. She’s into college guys and mythical creatures.
Oh, Arthur.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
(BANGING)
(DONKEY GRUNTING) You better run, you little punk nogoodniks!
The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over!
Hold it.
We’re here for the mascot contest.
We’re here for the mascot contest, too.
This is a costume?
(SCREAMS IN PAIN) Worked on it all night long.
Looks pretty real to me.
If he were real, could I do this?
(EXCLAIMS) Ow!
Or this?
(GROANS) If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful.
Now watch this!
That’s quite enough, boys.
Thank you to Professor Primbotom and his lecture… on “just say nay”.
And now, without further ado, let’s give a warm Worcestershire hoozah … to the winner of our mascot contest, the … ogre?
(ALL GASP) That’s right. I’m the new mascot.
So let’s really try and beat the other guys at…
whatever it is they’re doing!
(PLAYING TRUMPET SOLO)
(APPLAUSE) This is all a bit unorthodox.
Now, where can I find Arthur Pendragon?
ARTHUR: Hey, wait…
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
Classic.
You should be ashamed of yourself!
I didn’t do it. They did.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(SNORTS) Please don’t eat me.
CROWD (CHANTING): Eat him! Eat him! Eat him!
I’m not here to eat him!
(CROWD GROANS)
Time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies.
You’re the new King of “Far Far Away”.
What?
(CROWD MURMURS)
(LAUGHS) Artie a king?
More like the Mayor of Loserville!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Burn.
(APPLAUSE) Is this for real?
Absolutely. Clean out your locker, kid.
You have a kingdom to run.
So, wait.
I’m really the only heir?
The one and only.
Give me a second.
My good people.
There’s a lesson here for all of us.
Next time you’re about to dunk a kid’s head in a chamber pot, stop and think, “Hey, maybe this guy has feelings.
Maybe I should cut him some slack.
‘Cause, maybe. Just maybe.
This guy’s gonna turn out to be, I don’t know, a king?
Maybe his first royal decree will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him.”
I’m looking at you, jousting team!
And Guin. Oh, Guin.
I’ve always loved you.
(EXCLAIMS)
Good friends, it breaks my heart, but… enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world!
Alright, let’s not overdo it.
I’m building my city, people on rock ‘n’ roll!
You just overdid it.
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
RAPUNZEL: Look at you!
You look darling.
Just precious. Look at her.
Any cravings since you got pregnant?
No. Not at all.
Do you smell ham?
(VOCALISES) It’s present time!
Fiona, please open mine first.
It’s the one in front.
“Congratulations on your new mess make…”
Oh, mess maker!
(LAUGHS) “Hopefully this helps. Love, Cinderella.”
Look at that!
What is it?
(WHISPERS) It’s for the poopies.
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Wait, babies poop?
Everyone poops, Beauty.
THREE LITTLE PIGS: Fiona!
We all chipped in for a little present, too.
BOTH: Tada!
You know the baby will love it, because I do!
Guys, that’s so sweet. Thank you.
Who’s this one from?
I got you the biggest one, because I love you most.
“Have one on me. Love, Snow White.”
What is it?
(LAUGHS) He’s a live-in babysitter.
Where’s the baby?
You’re too kind, Snow, but I can’t accept this.
It’s nothing.
I have six more at home.
What does he do?
Cleaning.
Feeding.
Burping.
So, what are Shrek and I supposed to do?
Work on your marriage.
Thanks, Rapunzel.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Come on now, Fiona.
You know what happens.
(EXCLAIMS) You’re tired all the time.
You start letting yourself go.
Stretch marks.
Say goodbye to romance.
I’m sorry, but how many of you have kids?
She’s right!
A baby will only strengthen the love Shrek and Fiona have.
How did Shrek react when you told him?
When he first found out, Shrek said…
(ROARING)
Onward, my new friends!
To our happily ever afters!
(LAUGHING)
(CHOKING)
Now, bombs away!
(WHISTLING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING) Well, well, well.
If it isn’t Peter Pan.
His name’s not Peter.
Shut it, Wendy.
(SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(MEN WHOOPING)
(ROARS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Enough pillaging! To the castle!
(DRAGON ROARING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(ROARS) You go! Take care of the baby!
Everybody stay calm!
We’re going to die!
(GRUNTING)
Everyone in! Now!
Come on! Put some back into it!
(YELLING)
We don’t have time. Now go!
Quickly, ladies!
We’ll hold them off as long as we can!
(GRUNTING)
Where are Shrek and Fiona?
The name doesn’t ring a bell.
No bell.
I suggest you freaks cooperate… with the new King of “Far Far Away”!
The only thing you’re ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids!
Hook!
Right!
Avast, ye cookie.
Start talking.
(SCREAMING)
Gingy!
Papa!
MAN: Settle down now.
(CHEERING)
(HORN HONKING)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(EXCLAIMS)
(WHIRRING)
♪ On the good ship Lollipop ♪
♪ It’s a sweet trip to the candy shop ♪
You!
(GINGY CONTINUES SINGING) You can’t lie.
So tell me, puppet. Where is Shrek?
Well, I don’t know where he’s not.
You don’t know where Shrek is?
It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume… that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
So you do know where he is!
On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less … not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty …
Stop it!
I do not know where he shouldn’t be.
If that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t.
Even if he wasn’t not where I knew he was, it could mean …
♪ On the good ship Lollipop ♪
Enough! Shrek went off to bring back the next heir!
(EXCLAIMS)
He’s bringing back the next heir?
No!
Hook! Get rid of this new “King”.
But bring Shrek to me.
I have something special in mind for him.
He’ll never fall for your tricks!
Oh, boy.
I can’t believe it. Me, a king?
I knew I came from royalty, but… I figured everyone forgot about me.
Oh, no. In fact the King asked for you personally.
Really? Wow.
But I know it’s not all fun and games.
It really is all fun and games, actually.
Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two.
By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the bottle.
Any idiot can hit a boat with a bottle.
(LAUGHS) Well, I’ve heard it’s harder than it looks.
This is going to be huge.
Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses.
You’ll be living in the lap of luxury.
The finest chefs will wait for your order.
And fortunately, you’ll have the royal food tasters.
What do they do?
Taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it’s not poisoned.
Poisoned?
Or too salty.
Don’t worry. Your bodyguards will keep you safe.
All of them willing at a moment’s notice.
to lay down their lives out of devotion to you.
Really?
The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance.
(MOUTHING)
Make sure they don’t die of famine!
Or plague.
Plague is bad.
The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores.
(LAUGHING)
Festering sores!
Hey, you are one funny kitty cat.
What did I say?
We don’t want Artie getting the wrong idea.
Uh, Artie?
Whoa!
(BOTH EXCLAIM) There goes my hip!
Artie! What are you doing?
What does it look like?!
This really isn’t up to you.
But I don’t know anything about being king!
You’ll learn on the job!
(DONKEY EXCLAIMING)
Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m going back.
Back to what? Being a loser?
Now look what you did!
ARTIE: Look what I did?
Who’s holding the wheel, chief?
Shrek!
(CRASHING)
MAN: Land ho!
How humiliating.
Oh, nice going, Your Highness.
Now it’s “Your Highness”?
What happened to “loser”?
If you think this is getting you out of anything, it isn’t.
We’re heading back to “Far Far Away” one way or another… and you’re going to be a father!
What?
(CLEARS THROAT) You just said “father”.
King! You’re going to be king!
“You’re going to be king!”
Yeah, right.
Where are you going?
“Far Far Away” from you!
Get back here, young man!
Boss? I don’t think he’s coming back.
Maybe it’s for the best.
He’s not exactly king material.
When did you plan to tell him you were supposed to be king?
Come on. Why would I do that?
Besides, he’ll be ten times better at it than me.
Then change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with him.
You’re right, Donkey.
What about this?
Shrek!
Come on. It’s just a joke.
Still…
Listen, Artie.
If you think this whole mad scene ain’t dope, I feel you, dude.
I’m not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof.
But what I am screamin’ is, yo … check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!
If it doesn’t groove, or what I’m saying… ain’t straight trippin’, say, “Oh, no, you didn’t!
You’re getting on my last nerve.”
And then I’ll know it’s…
I’ll know it’s wack!
Ow!
ARTHUR: Somebody help!
I’ve been kidnapped by a monster who’s trying to relate to me!
Artie, wait.
Come on! Help! Hello?
(ZAPPING)
(SCREAMS) Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
Now prepare to…
(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)
(GROANS)
I knew I should have got that warranty!
(ZAPPING)
(EXCLAIMING) Mr. Merlin?
You know this guy?
Yeah. He was the school magic teacher, until he had his nervous breakdown.
Technically, I was merely a victim of a level 3 fatigue.
At the request of my therapist, and the school authorities, I retired to the tranquility of nature… to discover my divine purpose.
(FLY BUZZING) Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?
Uh, no.
Sure you don’t want to try my Rock Au Gratin?
(CRUNCHING)
It’s organic.
Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in.
We need directions to “Far Far Away”.
“We”? Who said I was going with you?
I did. People are counting on you, so don’t try to weasel out of it.
If the job’s so great, you do it.
Understand this, kid. No more Mr. Nice Guy from here on out.
That was your Mr. Nice Guy?
Yeah, and I’m going to miss him.
Why don’t you go terrorize a village and leave me alone!
Was that a crack about ogres? You get your royal highness to “Far Far Away” … before I kick it there!
Now, which way am I kicking?
I could tell you, but since you’re … in the midst of a self-destructive rage spiral, it would be karmically irresponsible.
Self-destructive?
Are you going to help us or not?
Most definitely, but only after you… take the journey to your soul!
I don’t think so.
Look pal! It’s either that or primal scream therapy.
(SCREAMING)
All right. Journey to the soul.
Now, all of you, look into the Fire of Truth… and tell me what you see.
(TRILLING)
Ooh, charades!
Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls!
Okay, monster. Go for it.
(SIGHS)
(BABY CRYING)
(BLOWING)
I see a rainbow pony.
Excellent work! Now the boy.
This is lame.
You’re lame! Now just go for it.
Okay.
There’s a baby bird and a father bird sitting in a nest.
Yes! Stay with it!
The dad just flew away. Why did he leave the little bird all alone?
It’s trying to fly, but it doesn’t know how to.
It’s going to fall!
Proper head case you are.
Really messed up.
Okay, I get it. The bird’s me.
My dad left. So what?
Look, Artie, um…
(HARMORNICA SOLO PLAYING)
Just thought I’d help set the mood… for your big heart-to-heart chat.
(MUSIC STOPS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
I know what it’s like to not feel ready for something.
Even ogres get scared.
You know, once in a while.
I know you want me to be king, but I can’t.
I’m not cut out for it, and I never will be.
Even my own dad knew I wasn’t worth the trouble.
He dumped me at that school first chance he got… and I never heard from him again.
My dad wasn’t really the fatherly type, either.
I doubt he was worse than mine.
Oh, yeah?
My father was an ogre.
He tried to eat me.
I guess I should have realized it.
He bathed me in barbecue sauce and put me to bed with an apple in my mouth.
I guess that’s pretty bad.
It may be hard to believe, what, with my obvious charm and good looks, but people used to think I was a monster.
And for a long time, I believed them.
But after a while, you learn to ignore the names people call you… and just trust who you are.
You know, you’re okay, Shrek.
You just need to do a little less yelling and use a little more soap.
Thanks, Artie.
The soap’s because you stink really bad.
SHREK: Yeah, I got that.
RAPUNZEL: This place is filthy!
I feel like a hobo.
I’m sorry, but this isn’t working for me.
Everything’s always about you.
It’s not like your attitude is helping.
Maybe it just bothers you I was voted fairest in the land.
You mean in that rigged election?
Give me a break.
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel … let down thy golden extensions!”
Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let’s work together!
(PRINCESSES GROAN)
Hmm!
So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly… in this stink-hole until we rot.
No, we get inside and find out what Charming’s up to.
I know he’s a jerk and everything, but that Charming makes me hotter than July.
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
That’s it!
RAPUNZEL: Come on! This way!
Rapunzel, wait!
Charming, let go of her.
But why would I want to do that?
(GROWLS)
Woof!
What?
Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of “Far Far Away”.
(GIGGLING) Yay!
Rapunzel, how could you?
Jealous much?
Soon you’ll be back where you started, scrubbing floors or locked away in towers.
That is, if I let you last the week.
Pookie, you promised not to hurt them.
Not here, kitten whiskers.
Daddy will discuss it later.
Now forgive us.
We have a show to put on.
Shrek will be back soon, and you’ll be sorry.
Sorry?!
Don’t you realize once Shrek sets foot in “Far Far Away”… he’s doomed?
(CREAKING)
(CLOSES)
(GASPS)
(YAWNS)
(CREAKING)
Ow!
(SCREAMS)
(PLAYING PIANO)
Look out! They got a piano!
Kill them all except the fat one.
King Charming has something special in mind for you, ogre.
King Charming?
Attack!
(ALL YELL)
Artie, duck!
(DONKEY SCREAMS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLING) Ready the plank!
(SHREK GRUNTING)
DONKEY: Shrek!
ARTHUR: Help!
(ALL GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
Cowards!
What has Charming done with Fiona?
She’s going to get what’s coming to her.
And there ain’t nothing you can do to stop him!
We’ve got to save her.
But she’s so far far away!
Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid.
No, Shrek. Hold on.
I’ve got an idea.
I am a buzzing bee.
Mr. Merlin?
They need a spell to get them … I mean us, back to “Far Far Away”.
Forget it. I don’t have that kind of magic in me anymore.
How about a hug?
That’s the best kind of magic.
Please. I know you can do it.
I said forget it!
But …
(SOBBING)
What’s with you?
It’s just so hard, you know?
They need to get back, ’cause their kingdom’s in trouble.
‘Cause there’s a really bad man.
It’s just so hard!
(SOBBING)
Come on. Take it easy.
No! I don’t think you understand!
There’s a mean person doing mean things to good people.
Have a heart, old man.
They really need your help to get back. Why won’t you help them?!
Oh.
(MUMBLING AND SOBBING) Okay.
I’ll go get my things.
Piece of cake.
Well, well.
You want eggs with that ham?
I am a little rusty, so there could be some side effects.
Side effects?
Don’t worry.
Whatever it is, no mater how excruciatingly painful, it will wear off eventually.
I think.
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
(SCREAMS)
Oops.
You sure about this?
If Artie trusts him, that’s good enough for me.
Even if his robe doesn’t cover…
Alacritious expeditious… a zoomy-zoom-zoom!
Let’s help our friends get back… soon!
(THUNDER CRACKING)
Wow! It worked.
(BRNAHCES SNAPPING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING) DONKEY’S VOICE: I haven’t been on a trip like that since college!
Donkey?
What? Is something in my teeth?
Oh, no! I’ve been abracadabraed into a Fancy Feastin’, secondrate sidekick!
(RUSTLING)
(GROANS) PUSS IN BOOTS’ VOICE: At least you don’t look like some kind of bloated piñata!
You should think about going on a diet!
DONKEY: You should get yourself a pair of pants. I feel all exposed and nasty!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, so you two think this is funny?
I’m really sorry, guys.
Don’t be. You got us back, kid.
How in the Hans Christian Andersen… am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?
Hey, hey, hey!
Be very careful with those.
(BRAYS)
They were made in Madrid by the finest… (BRAYS) You’ll learn to control that.
Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort inserts or arch supports or something.
(HORSE WHINNYING)
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(HORSES WHINNYING) Watch it. I’m walking here and I’m gonna keep going until…
Pinocchio!
Shrek! Help me!
What happened?
Charming and the villains took over!
Fiona and the Princesses got away.
Now she’s…
She’s what?! What?!
Puss! Loan me five bucks.
You heard him. Help the brother out.
Do you see any pockets on me?
Hold on a second.
I had no idea, really.
I… I swear.
(COIN CLICKING)
Quick! Where is Fiona?
Charming has her locked away someplace. You have to find him!
He’s probably getting ready for the show!
Wait, Pinocchio! What show?
“It’s a ‘Happily Ever After’ after all”.
“Shrek’s final performance”?
Shrek! You didn’t tell us you were in a play!
I guess I’ve been so busy I forgot to mention it.
KNIGHT: The ogre! Get him!
Don’t worry, jefe. I got this.
(GROANS) Kill it!
Look. Don’t you know who he thinks he is? How dare you!
We’re dealing with amateurs.
He’s a star, people! Hello?
I’m so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek.
I’m going to lose it!
Is everything ready? You did get the list for the dressing room?
Breakfast croissant stuffed with seared sashimi tuna.
And I hope you have the saffron corn with jalapeno honey butter.
Our client cannot get into his proper emotional state… without jalapeno honey butter!
I just lost it.
They should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, I promise!
(PIANO PLAYING)
CHARMING: “With this sword, I do …”
No. “With …”
“With this sword, I do smote thee!”
(GROANS)
Is “smote” the right word? “Smoot”?
I don’t think that’s a word.
Maybe I should just “smite” him.
Let’s try this again. Now…
(MUMBLES) Shrek attacks me.
I pretend to be afraid.
“Now the kingdom will get the happily ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!”
Blah, blah, blah. (GRUNTS) It just doesn’t feel real enough!
Who told you to stop dancing?!
Wink and turn.
What are you laying around for?
Get up! Honestly!
Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy.
And I assure you… the people of this kingdom will pay dearly for every second… we’ve had to wait.
(GASPS)
Break a leg.
On second thought, let me break it for you.
Thank goodness. I was afraid you wouldn’t get back in time.
Where’s Fiona?
Don’t worry. She and the others are safe for now.
Let me guess. Arthur.
It’s Artie, actually.
This boy is supposed to be the new King of “Far Far Away”?
(LAUGHING)
How pathetic.
Stand still, so I won’t make a mess.
Charming, stop! I’m here now.
You got what you wanted.
This isn’t about him.
Then who’s it about?
I’m supposed to be king, right?
You weren’t really next in line for the throne.
I was.
But you said the King asked for me personally.
Not exactly.
What does that mean?
I said whatever I had to say, all right?
I wasn’t right for the job, so I needed some fool to replace me.
And you fit the bill. So just go!
You were playing me the whole time.
You catch on real fast, kid.
Maybe you’re not as big of a loser as I thought.
You know, for a minute there… I actually thought…
CHARMING: What?
That he cared about you?
He’s an ogre.
What did you expect?
(GRUNTS)
You really do have a way with children, Shrek.
♪ Leave me out with the waste ♪
♪ This is not what I do ♪
♪ It’s the wrong time ♪
♪ She’s pulling me through ♪
♪ It’s a small crime ♪
♪ And I got no excuse ♪
♪ And is that all right, yeah? ♪
♪ Is that all right with you? ♪
♪ Is that all right, yeah? ♪
♪ If I give my gun away
when it’s loaded? ♪
♪ If you don’t shoot it
how am I supposed to hold it? ♪
♪ Is that all right?
Is that all right? ♪
♪ Is that all right with you? ♪
♪ No. ♪
♪ No. ♪
SNOW WHITE: Had we stayed put like I suggested, we’d be sipping tea out of little heart-shaped cups.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Yeah, heart-shaped cups.
And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries.
Yeah, loganberries.
Shut up, Cindy.
Yeah, shut up.
No, you shut up.
Stay out of this.
Who cares who’s “running the kingdom”?
I care.
You should all care too.
(KEYS JINGLING)
(DONKEY AND PUSS EXCLAIMING)
I have your badge number, tin can!
(SNARLING)
FIONA: Donkey?
Princess!
Puss?
I am Puss, stuck here inside this hideous body.
And I’m me!
But you’re…
Everything’s fruity in the loops, but what happened is, we went to high school, the boat crashed … and we got bippity-boppity-booped by the magic man.
You poor sweet things.
I don’t get it.
The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What’s to get?
(EXCLAIMS) Who dat?
Where’s Shrek?
Charming has him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight in front of the whole kingdom!
(GASPS)
All right, everyone.
We need to find a way out now.
You’re right.
Ladies, assume the position!
(YAWNS)
What are you doing?
Waiting to be rescued.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
What else can we do?
We’re just four… I mean three, superhot princesses… two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre and an old lady!
Excuse me.
Old lady coming through.
(YELLS)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Mom!
You didn’t think you got your fighting skills from your father, did you?
Excuse me. There’s still one more.
(YELLS)
(ROCKS RUMBLING)
(VOCALISING)
Why don’t you just lie down?
(VOCALSIING CONTINUES) Okay, girls, from here on out… we take care of business ourselves.
MAN: The “Far Far Away” Theatre at the Charming Pavilion is proud to present… “It’s A Happily ‘Ever After’, after all.”
Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen.
Oi! No food or beverages in the theater!
(EXCLAIMS)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
MAN: Places, everyone!
Ow, easy!
Sorry. I was showing off for the little one.
It’s Bring Your Kids to Work Day.
Come here, beautiful.
Well, she’s got your eye.
(CHUCKLES) Who would have thought a monster like me deserved something as special as you?
(CHURCH BELLS CHIMING)
(MAKING BIRD CALL)
(SNOW WHITE VOCALISING)
(BIRDS WHISTLING)
♪ Little birdies, take wing ♪
♪ Flitting down
from the trees they appear ♪
♪ And to chirp in my ear ♪
♪ All because I sing ♪
(CONTINUES VOCALISING)
(BIRDS CONTINUE WHISTLING)
(YELLING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
FIONA: Move it! Go!
(DOOR OPENS)
My babies!
(EXCLAIMING) Help!
Why?
(YAWNS)
(WHISTLES)
(WOLF WHISTLE)
Hey, how’s it goin’?
O to the K. The coast is clear.
Let’s do this. Go, Team Dynamite!
I thought we agreed to use the name Team Super Cool.
I recall it was Team Awesome.
I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Okay! From henceforth, we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
Ach du Lieber! There is some strange little girl over there staring at us!
Artie!
Wait, wait!
Where is the fire, señor?
Please. Don’t act so innocent.
You both knew what was going on and kept it to yourselves.
It’s not like it seems.
It’s not?
I think it seems pretty clear.
He was using me.
That’s all there is to it.
Using you? You really don’t get it.
Shrek only said those things to protect you.
Charming was going to kill you, Artie! Shrek saved your life.
Cue the spot!
♪ I wait alone up here ♪
♪ I’m trapped another day ♪
♪ Locked up here,
please set me free ♪
♪ My new life I almost see ♪
♪ A castle, you and me ♪
♪ Yes, a castle, you and me ♪
(SNIFFLES) RUMPLESTILSKIN: Cherubs!
♪ Tis I, Tis I.
Upon my regal steed ♪
♪ Princess, my love ♪
♪ At last you shall be freed.
I’m strong ♪
♪ And brave,
And dashing my way there ♪
♪ With speed! With might!
With soft and bouncy hair! ♪
♪ Through the blistering desert.
ALL: Hot! ♪
♪ Across the stormiest sea.
ALL: Wet! ♪
♪ Facing creatures so vile ♪
TREES: Foul!
So you can gaze upon me!
♪ I knew you’d come for me ♪
♪ And now we finally meet ♪
♪ I knew you’d wait ♪
♪ And from my plate of love you’d eat ♪
(ROARING SOUND)
(MEN CHEERING)
♪ Who is this terribly ugly fiend
Who so rudely intervened? ♪
♪ Will Charming fight or flee? ♪
♪ Please rescue me! ♪
♪ From this monstrosity! ♪
♪ Fear thee not, honey lamb!
I will slice this thing up like a ham! ♪
Oh, boy.
♪ You are about to enter
a world of pain ♪
♪ With which you are not familiar! ♪
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
It can’t be any more painful than your lousy performance you are giving.
(ALL LAUGHING)
“Prepare, foul beast.”
(CLEARS THROAT)
Prepare, foul beast, your time is done!
Could you kill me and then sing?
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Be quiet!
I’m just having fun with you.
That’s actually a very nice leotard.
Thank you.
Do they come in men’s sizes?
(LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES)
(LAUGHING) Now that be funny!
Enough!
(LAUGHING STOPS) Now you’ll finally know what it’s like… to have everything you worked for… everything that’s precious to you, taken away.
Now you’ll know how I felt.
(YELLS)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
(ROARING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMING) Sausage roll!
Argh.
(YELLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Pray for mercy from Puss!
And Donkey!
Hey!
(BANGING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hi, honey.
Sorry we’re late. You okay?
Much better, now that you’re here.
CROWD: Aw!
(CHEERING) So, Charming, you want to let me out of these so we can settle this ogre-to-man?
Ooh, that sounds fun.
But I have a better idea.
(ALL YELLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROWLING)
Fiona!
No! Let go of me!
You will not ruin things this time, ogre. Kill it.
ARTHUR: Everybody, stop!
Oh, what is it now?!
Artie?
Who thinks we need to settle things this way?
You mean you want to be villains your whole lives?
But we are villains!
It’s the only thing we know.
You never wish you could be something else?
Easy for you to say. You’re not some evil enchanted tree.
You morons!
Don’t listen to him! Attack!
What Steve means is it’s hard to come by honest work …
when the whole world’s against you.
Right. Thanks, Ed.
Fair enough. You’re right.
I’m not a talking tree.
But you know… a good friend once told me… just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre… or just some loser… doesn’t mean you are one.
What maters most is what you think of yourself.
If there’s something you really want, or someone you want to be… the only person standing in your way is you.
Me?
Get him!
ALL: Yeah!
No, no, no!
What I mean is each of you… is standing in your own way.
I always wanted to play the flute.
I’d like to open up a spa in France!
I grow daffodils. And they’re beautiful.
(EXCLAIMS IN JOY)
(YELLS)
(GROANING)
(CROWD GASPS) A new era finally begins!
CHARMING: Now all of you… bow before your King!
(CLEARS THROAT)
You need to work on your aim.
This was supposed to be my happily ever after!
Well, you need to keep looking… because I’m not giving up mine.
Mommy?
It’s yours if you want it.
But this time it’s your choice.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Author!
CROWD(CHANTING):
Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie!
Excuse me. That’s my seat.
Okay, Señor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time has come to rectify some wrongs!
Though I have been enjoying these cat baths.
Please say you didn’t.
All right! Look.
You’ll feel a pinch and possibly lower intestinal discomfort … but this should do the trick.
Are you?
I’m me again!
And I am not you!
All right!
Oops.
Ah, never mind.
What did I tell you?
The kid’s going to be a great king.
Well, for what it’s worth, you would have, too.
I have something much more important in mind.
(SNIFFS) Ah!
Finally.
(LAUGHS)
(BABIES COOING) Dada.
(LAUGHING)
♪ Was I wrong about the world?
It’s a beautiful new place ♪
I smell Shrek Junior!
♪ Where else could a creep like me ♪
Whoa!
♪ Meet such a pretty face ♪
♪ Meeting every day
with the rising sun ♪
(BOTH GRUNTING)
♪ Looking up, it’s looking like ♪
(FARTS)
♪ My losing streak is done ♪
(LAUGHS) Peekaboo!
Peekaboo!
A bouncy, bouncy, boy!
♪ Used to always feel like ♪
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
♪ Wished that I was dressed better ♪
Hey!
Where’s the baby?
♪ Never had a lot of luck
until I finally met her ♪
(LAUGHING)
♪ Meeting every day
with the rising sun ♪
♪ Looking up, it’s looking like ♪
♪ My losing streak is done ♪
(ALL BURPING)
(FARTS)
♪ My losing streak is done ♪
Well, what shall we do now?
(BOTH SNORING)
(BABY CRYING)
SHREK: I got it.
♪ Puss and Donkey, baby!
Once again, come on! ♪
♪ I want to thank you
for letting me be myself ♪
♪ Again! ♪
♪ Look at my hips! ♪
♪ I want to thank you
for letting me be myself ♪
♪ Again! ♪
♪
Break it down!
Let’s go! ♪
♪ Stiff all in the collar ♪
♪ Fluffy in the face ♪
♪ Chit chat chatter trying ♪
♪ Stuffy in the place ♪
♪ Thank you for the partay ♪
♪ But I could never stay ♪
♪ I’m sorry. ♪
♪ I got many things on my mind ♪
♪ But the word’s in the way ♪
♪ And I want to thank you
for letting me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Different strokes
for different folks ♪
♪ Thank you for letting
me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Break it down! ♪
♪ Puss and Donkey, baby!
Puss and Donkey, baby! ♪
♪ Puss and Donkey, baby! ♪
♪ Dance to the music ♪
♪ All night long ♪
♪ Everyday people ♪
♪ Sing a simple song ♪
♪ Mama’s so happy ♪
♪ Mama start to cry ♪
♪ Papa’s still singing ♪
♪ You can make it
if you try. So try! ♪
♪ Thank you for letting
me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Thank you for letting
me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Come on, Donkey.
Do something right! ♪
♪ Put the hoofs together!
Put the hoofs together! ♪
♪ Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your
boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby! ♪
♪ Thank you for letting
me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ I want to thank you
for letting me be myself ♪
♪ Again ♪
♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you. ♪
♪ Want to thank you
Just to be my ♪
♪ Because I just want to be my …
See? ♪
♪ Can I, can I thank you!
Can I ♪
♪ Yes! Yes! ♪
