MaXXXine (2024)
Genre: Crime, Horror
Runtime: 104 min
Director: Ti West
Cast: Charley Rowan McCain, Simon Prast, Mia Got
Plot: In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. But as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past.
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(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
MAN: That’s my little girl!
You’re gonna be the star of the church one day.
Do you think so?
MAN: If that’s what you want.
I wanna be just like you, Daddy.
MAN: Then you’ll have to work hard.
I will. I’ll do whatever it takes.
MAN: Good. What do we always say?
I will not accept a life…
MAN: Take your time.
Preach it like you mean it or it won’t come true.
(SIGHS)
I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
MAN: That’s right, Maxine.
Very good.
(METAL CREAKING)
(CREAKING STOPS)
(METAL CREAKING)
(CREAKING STOPS)
Good morning.
So, Maxine.
Your agent tells us you’re quite a popular name in adult film and entertainment.
Is that correct?
Yes, ma’am.
I’m curious.
Did you always want to be in that line of work?
I always wanted to be famous.
So if you don’t mind me asking, why come here and do this?
Well, I’ve always had a larger vision for myself.
Realistically, porn can only take me so far.
I’m gonna be 33 years old pretty soon and in hardcore, women age like bread, not wine.
I’m not where I want to be yet.
I want the good life.
I figure acting is acting.
I can do just as good of a job as any of those other blondes out there.
Is that your real accent?
Yes, ma’am.
Let’s give it a try then, shall we?
Maxine Minx, Puritan II , mark.
If you need to read off the sides we gave you just go ahead, all right?
I know the lines.
“Veronica walks in to her perfect 1950s suburban home. Something isn’t right. It never was. She turns to the camera, and through her trauma addresses the lens directly.”
It may sound hard to believe, but it’s true.
I’ve seen the devil stalking me like a specter from the past, haunting my dreams, (SNIFFLES) my nightmares.
(SNIFFLES) I can feel his power inside of me transforming into something vengeful, something evil, forcing me to do terrible, awful, murderous things.
Whatever horror happened here 300 years ago, it’s not over.
Satan has come back to make me pay for my greatest sin.
The sin of living.
WOMAN: Nicely done.
(EXHALES) Thank you. (SNIFFLES)
(MAXINE SNIFFLING)
(MAXINE BREATHES DEEPLY)
Do you mind taking your top off so we can see your breasts?
Yeah, sure. (SNIFFLES)
(ZIPPER UNZIPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Y’all might as well go home
because I just fucking nailed that.
♪ I got to have a shot♪
♪ For what you got is Oh, so sweet♪
♪ You got to make it hot♪
♪ Like a boomerang I need a repeat ♪
♪ Gimme all your lovin’♪
(ENGINE STARTS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
♪ Gimme all your lovin’♪
♪ Don’t let up Until we’re through♪
(TIRES SCREECHING)
♪ You got to whip it up♪
♪ And hit me Like a ton of lead♪
RONALD REAGAN: Don’t let anyone tell you
that America’s best days are behind her.
…the gunman surrendered just a short…
Drug bust here netted more than
$200 million worth of cocaine.
MAN 2: It sounds like the scene
from an oldtime horror movie but with a modern twist.
MAN 3: At first, Los Angeles Police thought
that the murder of a young woman
was an isolated act of violence, but since then
they’ve come to believe it was connected
to a wideranging series of assaults
by a killer who’s become known
as The Night Stalker.
The Night Stalker.
Night Stalker.
Night Stalker.
MAN 4: …is still being sought by authorities.
WOMAN: The fact of the matter is Hollywood sells sin.
MAN 5: Certain kinds of creative expressions
have the potential to serve as a medium
for evil spirits to work through.
MAN 6: Authorities in the film and music scene
are frightened by this and other recent court cases.
I bought the Purple Rain album for our 11yearold.
I didn’t know that “Darling Nikki” was on it
and I felt that it was inappropriate.
DEE: My name is Dee Snider. I have been asked to come here
to present my views on, quote…
“The subject of the content of certain sound recordings
“and suggestions that recording packages be labeled
“to provide a warning to prospective purchasers
“of sexually explicit
“or other potentially offensive content.”
♪ You got to move it up♪
♪ And use it Like a schoolboy would♪
♪ You got to pack it up♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
♪ Baby, work it like A new boy should ♪
♪ Gimme all your lovin’♪
♪ All your hugs And kisses too♪
♪ Gimme all your lovin’♪
♪ Don’t let up Until we’re through♪
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(WOMAN MOANING)
Oh! Oh, God, yeah!
(WOMAN CONTINUES MOANING)
(MAN PANTING)
Hey, Maxine!
Stay focused, Amber. We’re almost done.
AMBER: (SIGHS) You said that three positions ago.
As soon as Frankie Love here decides he can bust,
we’ll be ready for you, all right?
I’m trying, man.
AMBER: Yes! Yeah!
(AMBER CONTINUES MOANING)
REPORTER: (ON TV) Arcadia Police
responded to the gruesome scene
to discover yet another victim of The Night Stalker,
the evil and seemingly random nature of these slayings
have many Los Angeles residents wondering
just who could be next.
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
AMBER: Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
It should not be that hard to fuck me. (SIGHS)
I was supposed to be in Toluca Lake an hour ago.
And where does Shep find these amateurs?
(SIGHS)
You wanna hit a party in the hills tonight?
Gonna be loads of rich guys.
Can’t. I’m at Show World.
(SCOFFS)
Buzzkill. All you ever do is work.
Gotta make hay while the sun shines.
I’m not country like you.
I’ll find the best plastic surgeon
on Rodeo Drive to tighten my hay.
It won’t be cheap.
It will be when the surgeon’s my husband.
Good luck out there.
♪ I’ll satisfy your every need And every fantasy♪
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNORTS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MEN WHISTLING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HORN HONKING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
Yeah?
WOMAN: I have your amazing agent
Teddy Night, Esquire for you.
Okay.
One moment.
(SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY)
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
MAN: (ON PHONE) Maxi!
Yeah?
How you doing, baby girl?
MAXINE: Uh, I’m running late.
Looking for my outfit for tonight.
MAN: Do you want the good news or the bad news?
MAXINE: The bad.
You didn’t get the Lizzy Borden music video.
They loved your look
but they said you weren’t a big enough name
outside of porn.
MAXINE: How am I supposed to build a name for myself
if no one ever gives me a chance?
I know. I know. It’s a catch22.
It’s prejudice is what it is.
I fucked on film and now Hollywood wants me
to wear a Scarlet X for the rest of my life.
You’re preaching to the choir,
but you know what I always say…
“Everybody loves…
“Everyone loves
an underdog.”
an underdog.”
That’s exactly right.
You want to hear the good news?
(SIGHS) Yeah, what is it?
(WOMAN MOANING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
♪ Well, I’m off my rocker♪
♪ I fell out of my tree♪
Name five celebrities
who got their start in horror movies.
There’s Jamie Lee Curtis, John Travolta,
Demi Moore, Brooke Shields, and…
MaxinefuckingMinx.
I got it.
No shit? Puritan II . I fucking got it.
Look, Puritan is a future classic
as far as ultraviolent satanic possession movies go.
Not exactly Terms of Endearment,
but in 30 years, we’ll see which one has more fans.
Elizabeth Bender is a very underrated director.
My agent thinks it’s gonna make me a crossover star.
Like Marilyn Chambers.
Mmm, no. She’s not a star. Brooke Shields is a star.
Mmm, Brooke Shields didn’t do porn.
So?
She still got naked
and now she’s in a fucking Muppet movie.
True.
This is gonna be my head soon, Leon. Just you watch.
LEON: I’ll organize the pizza and champagne
for America’s new scream queen.
That’s why I like you.
Oh.
You like me because I’m the only guy
who isn’t trying to fuck you.
(OBSESSION BY ANIMOTION PLAYING)
Ass Sandwich …
(SIRENS WAILING)
Hi.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
♪ You are an obsession You are an obsession♪
♪ I cannot sleep♪
♪ I am your possession I am your possession♪
♪ Unopened at your feet♪
♪ There’s no balance ♪
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
♪ No equality♪
♪ Be still I will not accept defeat♪
♪ I will have you Yes, I will have you♪
♪ I will find a way And I will have you♪
♪ Like a butterfly A wild butterfly♪
♪ I will collect you and capture you♪
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(COIN CLANKING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CREAKING)
(CREAKING CONTINUES)
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, thanks for waiting.
I don’t like walking out here alone at night
with that fricking Night Stalker guy
on the loose.
You see about it on the news?
They’re saying it’s devil worship.
I don’t know.
It’s all way too close for comfort, if you ask me.
Then again, I guess nobody would’ve
ever heard of Elizabeth Short
if it wasn’t for the Black Dahlia, you know?
I know a killer afterhours spot
in the hills, if you’re interested.
No, I gotta get up early.
(SIGHS)
I hate going to parties by myself.
Ooh, let me get a hot dog real quick
so nobody sees me eat.
How come you’re waking up early?
I have a fitting for a film.
Oh, yeah? Guygirl or girlgirl?
A real movie.
No kidding?
I didn’t know you could act.
Congrats.
I’m just dying for some good news like that
of my own, you know?
It’ll come.
You just gotta work hard.
Yeah.
I got a friend who’s in straight pictures.
It pays for shit compared to fuck flicks.
Not if you’re at the top.
What kind of movie is it?
Horror.
Honey.
You’re not going to the top in no horror movie.
You sure you don’t want to tag along?
The house is absolutely fabulous.
It’s right under the Hollywood sign.
I hear you gotta take a gondola to get there.
Real cosmopolitan shit.
(MAXINE CHUCKLES)
Okay. Your loss.
Be careful walking home.
I can handle myself.
Mmmhmm.
So said every dead girl in Hollywood.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MEN YELLING)
REPORTER: (ON TV) Authorities still have no leads
to the identity of the satanic serial killer
terrorizing Los Angeles.
Police are advising all residents
to lock their windows and doors,
travel in groups
and refrain from taking any unnecessary trips
outside at nighttime.
(STEAM HISSING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(SIGHS) Fuck.
(SIGHS)
(SIREN APPROACHING)
You can run.
(GATE RATTLING)
And you can hide.
But you’ll never get away.
(INTENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
Drop it!
(SHUSHES)
Buster.
What were you gonna do, huh?
Nothing. I…
I was just playing around.
Well, we’re playing now.
Strip.
What?
Strip naked.
(BREATH TREMBLING)
On your knees.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(WHIMPERING)
Suck.
(GAGGING)
(SLOW TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES GAGGING)
(GAGS, COUGHS)
On the ground.
(COUGHING)
Face down, ass up.
Do you know what happened to the last person
who tried to kill me?
I crushed her fucking head.
(BUSTER SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(SQUELCHING)
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(SQUELCHING)
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LEON SNORING)
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(MAXINE GROANS SOFTLY)
(MAXINE GRUNTS SOFTLY)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY)
(MAXINE MOANING IN PLEASURE ON TV)
(CONTINUES MOANING)
LEON: What’s that?
MAXINE: Nothing.
(DOOR SHUTS)
LEON: You good?
MAXINE: Yeah, I’m fine.
LEON: All right.
I’m gonna head home.
MAXINE: Okay.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON MUSIC PLAYER)
Before we go any further,
money talks and bullshit walks.
Now you asked me to find that girl,
which I did,
but whatever sick shit you got planned next,
that’s more than we bargained for,
so if you still need my help out here,
the price has gone up.
(ENGINE STARTS)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(TABBY AND AMBER SOBBING DISTANTLY)
(TABBY AND AMBER CONTINUE SOBBING)
(TABBY AND AMBER BREATHING HEAVILY, SOBBING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SOBBING)
TABBY: (MUFFLED) No! No, no, no.
Please! Please! Please!
(TABBY SOBBING)
(MUFFLED) Oh, my God! Please!
Please, I didn’t do anything.
(MUFFLED) I’ll do anything you want.
Please, just let me go!
(SOBBING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)
(SOBBING)
(GRUNTING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
(REPORTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO)
WOMAN: Okay.
So I’m gonna be making a lifecast of your head
for the end of the movie.
Ever had one done before?
Uh, no.
There’s nothing to it. (EXHALES)
All you have to do is sit still for ten minutes.
That’s a pretty bitchin’ scar. How’d you get it?
I got shot.
Dang. Who shot you?
It’s a long story.
All right.
I’m gonna put this over your head now
to make the mold.
(SQUELCHING)
Like I said, it’ll take about 10 minutes to set.
I’m gonna run. I’m gonna get more bandages.
Sit tight.
(TICKING)
Remember to breathe.
I’ll be right back.
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(CONTINUES BREATHING DEEPLY)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(MOANING)
You’ll end up just like me.
(CONTINUES BREATHING DEEPLY)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHIMPERING SOFTLY)
(WHIMPERING)
(GRUNTING)
(GASPING FOR AIR)
Hey, hey!
Are you okay?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
WOMAN: Breathe. Calm down.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Breathe. Come on.
Breathe.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
Good morning, detectives.
Here you go.
Well, we got two bodies, both female.
A couple of homos cruising Judy Garland’s grave
found them floating in the duck pond.
It’s pretty gnarly stuff.
We were thinking it could be The Night Stalker again.
Thinking or hoping?
Jesus.
Fresh meat.
They haven’t been here very long.
I’d say five or six hours at the most.
Pretty girls.
I hate to see it.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Looks like they did that with a fucking cattle prod.
Here.
(CORONER GRUNTS)
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
He marked them both.
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS)
Miss Minx?
(SIGHS)
I was told to give you this.
It’s your copy of the script and a prep schedule.
And Liz, the director,
wants you back on the lot today for a meeting.
Just a word of warning, she can be pretty frightening.
I’ve seen her blow a gasket more than once.
Okay.
Uh, I love your work,
by the way.
(ENGINE STARTS, REVS)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(COIN CLINKING)
(LINE RINGING)
PROTESTORS: (CHANTING) No more smut!
No more smut!
(HORNS HONKING)
No more smut! No more smut!
(LINE CONNECTS)
Who is this?
MAN: Unless you want to find yourself
rotting away back in some Texas jailhouse,
you will meet me on the 34th floor
of the Bonaventure Hotel in one hour…
Miss Miller.
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
(TELEPHONE BEEPING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
Hell of a view, don’t you think?
A long way from the Howard Johnson’s,
I can tell you that.
Nowhere to hide from up here.
Oh, say, ain’t you that dirty movie actress?
Why, you look a whole lot taller in person.
I guess I’ve only ever seen you lying on your back.
John Labat.
Charmed to make your acquaintance.
What do you want?
Oh.
Easy, tiger.
Don’t go shooting the messenger now.
I’m just the dick.
Private detective hired to find you.
By who?
Well, that right there, that’s privileged information.
My employer would prefer to reveal it his self.
He’s got a… how do I say this?
A flair for the dramatic, so to speak.
Is everything all right over here?
Oh, yeah. We’re just fine, darling.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Say, you want something to drink?
I’m on an expense account.
No?
I guess we’ll just take the bill
when you get a chance.
Wayne Gilroy,
BobbyLynne Parker, R.J. Nichols,
Lorraine Day, and Jackson Hollis.
Hearing those names bring up any memories for you?
What about Howard and Pearl Douglas?
You know they never did catch who murdered them.
See, the past ain’t finished with you, Maxine.
It’s gonna keep knocking at your door
until you open up and let it in.
Thank you.
I’m not saying I had anything to do
with what happened to those people.
But even if I did, which I didn’t,
there’s no way anyone can pin it on me.
Are you absolutely certain of that?
(CHUCKLES)
Tell me.
Does it weigh on you?
As a Christian, I mean?
That you survived, and then your friends didn’t.
Now I’m an atheist myself,
but I reckon that that kind of guilt… (EXHALES)
that would just crush me to pieces.
But I guess it’s not show friends.
It’s show business, now isn’t it?
How much you want?
Oh, no. This ain’t about money.
Everything’s about money.
For a couple of whores like you and me, maybe so.
Not my employer, nope. Mmmmmm.
You can’t buy your way out of retribution.
There’s a little soiree tonight
at this address.
It has been requested that you attend.
If I don’t?
Well, how does that old saying go?
“You’ll never work in this town again.”
Honestly, I don’t really care what you do.
My check’s gonna clear either way,
but I wouldn’t recommend it.
My employer is a very powerful man.
Don’t play chicken with him.
I would hate to see that lost movie of yours
wind up all over the nightly news.
Contrary to popular belief,
there is such a thing as bad press.
Maxine Minx?
Yeah?
I’m Detective Williams.
This is Detective Torres, LAPD.
Do you have time for a quick chat?
Why?
Oh, we just want to find out if you’ve seen
some people we’re looking for.
Could we come inside?
We won’t take but five minutes.
I get it. You’re in show biz.
You know what? I’m just gonna cut to the chase.
Have you, uh…
Do you know these girls?
Amber James, Tabby Martin.
We understand they’re work colleagues of yours,
for lack of a better word.
We also know that you’re one of the last people
to have seen them.
Did something happen?
Any information you have could be really helpful.
They are your friends, aren’t they?
(KEYS JANGLING)
I don’t talk to police.
Hmm. You fucked that up, not me.
What do you mean?
All that bullshit bravado.
(CHUCKLES) No wonder you never made it as an actor. (SIGHS)
I thought I was pretty convincing.
WILLIAMS: Oh, please.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
(ALLIGATOR SNARLING ON TV)
Is there a way to find out who made this tape?
Why, what’s on it?
None of your business.
There’s nothing that’ll tell you who recorded it
or where it was duped,
but the tape was made by Quantegy.
Not a popular brand.
Usually, you see Japanese companies
like Sony, Fuji or TDK nowadays.
I can check some old order forms
and call around
to see what region it’s still being sold in.
Best I can think of.
Thanks.
Yeah, no problem.
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)
REPORTER: (ON RADIO) The survivor
of the brutal attack last night
believes it to have been The Night Stalker
who is responsible.
Authorities are following all witness testimonies
in hopes of zeroing in on the identity of this
vicious serial killer…
(SCREAMING AND TIRES SCREECHING)
who has already claimed the lives of eight victims
in the Los Angeles area.
(CAR HONKS)
Can I help you?
MAXINE: I’m here to see Elizabeth Bender.
I’m Maxine Minx.
Yes, you are.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
Quite a pathetic scene, isn’t it?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Angry people are so easy to lead.
Jump in. Let’s take a ride.
Fascinating that something can look so believable
when in reality, it’s all a facade.
The producers don’t want you in this picture.
They say it’s too controversial.
Do you believe that?
Cowards placating the moral outcry of censors,
worrying their satanic horror movie
might be too controversial if it had a porn star in it.
I stuck my neck out defending you.
We saw hundreds of women for the role of Veronica.
None of them had what you had.
What you said in the audition, it was special.
Raw. Real.
Ruthless.
Are you ruthless?
Yes, ma’am.
Well, that makes two of us.
I’m an artist.
This town is prejudiced against artists.
Scared of its own shadow
when it comes to upsetting the status quo.
But I say, if the pearlclutching
moral majority types are gonna protest your work,
you might as well make it bloody mean something.
Your character, Veronica, is a powder keg ready to blow.
A killer, but not a villain.
She’s Clint Eastwood meets CharliefuckingBronson
and that’s what will set this apart
from all the other sequels out there.
I want to show that beneath
the technicolor sheen of the 1950’s,
things were just as rotten as they are today.
A Bmovie with Aideas.
Could be the defining role of your career,
which is why I need to know
you’re willing to do whatever it takes.
I am.
As if your life depended on it.
It does.
Very well.
We’ll prove them all wrong together
in a beautiful fucking bloodbath.
Here we are.
Do you know what this is?
It’s the motel from Psycho.
They filmed a sequel here a few years back,
if you can believe it.
A serial killer disguised as an old woman.
America was too prudish to ever see it coming.
Some things never change.
It’s quite the reminder.
People can protest all they like.
If they’d look in the mirror,
they’d realize we all have demons staring back at us.
I’d like you to visit the set tomorrow.
I’m shooting the flashbacks.
Molly Bennett, who plays Clara
in the original, will be there.
I think it’d be nice for you to meet her.
She can show you the ropes, so to speak.
(CROWS CAWING)
I don’t mean to be disrespectful,
but this isn’t a stag film. It’s a major motion picture.
Home video may have been responsible
for much of The Puritan ‘s success,
but we’re not some video nasty anymore.
We’re theatrical now…
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
and they don’t show stag films on 900 screens.
Are you listening to me?
Yeah.
I’ll be there.
Do you want a bit of free advice?
Look around you.
You’ve made it to the belly of the beast.
Congratulations. Very few come this far.
To stay here, you must make it your obsession.
Eliminate all other distractions
because if you take your eye off that prize
for even a moment, the beast will spit you
right back out where you came from.
It may never get a taste for you again.
♪ American top 40♪
♪ Casey’s coast to coast♪
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
MAN: (ON RADIO) John Parr’s title song
from the movie St. Elmo’s Fire,
a song that, this week,
is the numberone song in the U.S.A.
♪ But maybe sometime If you feel the pain ♪
♪ You’ll find You’re all alone♪
♪ Everything has changed♪
♪ Play the game♪
♪ You know you can’t quit Until it’s won♪
♪ Soldier on♪
♪ Only you can do what must be done♪
JOHN: Yeah, just think of me like the paparazzi.
Wherever you go, there I am.
♪ You’re a lot like me♪
JOHN: You can’t outrun the past
no matter how hard you try.
♪ And you’re tryin’ To break free♪
(SHOUTING IN PAIN) ♪ I can see a new horizon♪
♪ Underneath the blazin’ sky♪
MAXINE: Get in my way again, and you’re fucking dead!
You hear me?
♪ Gonna be your man In motion♪
♪ All I need’s This pair of wheels♪
JOHN: You’ll pay for this!
Now it’s personal!
You’re gonna lose more than your job!
(ENGINE STARTS, REVS)
I’m gonna see to it!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
♪ Burnin’ up♪
♪ Don’t know just how far That I can go♪
I need to see Teddy.
You haven’t got an appointment.
Mr. Night is on a very important call.
No, I can get you the bearer bonds.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
I just need access to your junkyard
for a couple of hours.
That’s it.
We need to talk.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing downtown?
You didn’t get shitcanned, did you?
I am so sorry, Mr. Night.
She just rushed right past me.
You’re my lawyer, right?
Entertainment lawyer, yes.
So if I tell you something, we’ve got confidentiality?
(DOOR SHUTS)
Frankie, I gotta call you back.
Technically, yes.
Why?
What’d you do?
(TEDDY GRUNTS SOFTLY)
How long we been working together?
I discovered you on the street.
I put you in the movies, didn’t I?
Why didn’t you come to me sooner?
Okay, okay, okay. Relax.
Leave it with me.
You hear from that detective again,
you tell him to call your agent.
I’m in charge of this negotiation now.
I’ve brokered a lot more
than motion pictures in my time.
Trust me.
Nobody is more passionate about your career than I am.
I’ll go to jail over it, that’s how passionate I am.
This guy thinks he’s the big bad wolf?
Wrong. I’m the big bad wolf and nobody
is gonna get in the way of your big break.
Now, all you gotta worry about
is being undeniable in that film.
That’s most important right now, capisce?
Stand up tall.
Be strong.
Yeah, you’re Maxine Minx.
Go home. Learn your lines.
Keep your mouth shut.
You don’t know nothing.
Teddy’s got this.
(SNORTING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFING)
(SNIFFS)
(SNIFFS)
(MAN ON TV WHISTLING)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
Can I help you?
Look, I ain’t in that kind of business no more.
This is just a video store, and we’re closing soon.
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(GLOVE SQUEAKING)
(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LEON GRUNTING IN PAIN)
(LEON GRUNTING IN PAIN)
(GROANING IN PAIN)
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(GROANING IN PAIN)
(LEON COUGHING)
(KNIFE SLASHES)
(LEON SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(MUSIC BUILDS)
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(GLOVES SQUEAKING)
JOHN: Not a lot of men in your position
got the stomach to go all the way.
You certainly are willing to do the hard yards.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
(GROANS SOFTLY)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING RAPIDLY)
Yeah?
WOMAN: Hold for Teddy Night.
Okay.
(LINE SWITCHES)
TEDDY: So I did some digging.
The number you gave me for the P.I
forwards to an answering service
in Louisiana.
I checked it out for a business name and address,
but it’s unlisted.
Get this.
The Bonaventure Hotel has no record of any guest
by the name of John Labat.
He’s no amateur.
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
How you feeling?
Better.
I’m going by the set today.
Good. Remember,
keep it by the book over there.
Don’t be late. You never get a second chance
to make a first impression, especially in Hollywood.
Just ask Ed McMahon.
(SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING)
Teddy, let me call you back.
( PRISONER OF YOUR EYES BY JUDAS PRIEST PLAYING)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
♪ When I saw your face♪
♪ I became a prisoner Of your eyes♪
♪ And I would do Just anything♪
♪ To stay and be with you♪
♪ You know there are times♪
♪ When I let myself wonder♪
♪ As I was going under♪
♪ You pulled me Back to earth♪
♪ Don’t you hear me crying?♪
♪ Take me in your arms again♪
♪ Tell me that you’re trying♪
♪ Or is our love a lie?♪
WILLIAMS: I need to show you something.
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
They were found yesterday,
dumped at Hollywood Memorial Park Cemetery.
TORRES: You’ve heard of The Night Stalker, right?
Okay, well, if you know anything
about this satanic shit, we need to hear about it
because this killer’s still out there.
Look, we don’t think The Night Stalker
committed these crimes, but whoever did
is setting the bodies up to look that way,
and you’re the common denominator. Why?
TORRES: If I knew three people
who were murdered in three days,
I’d be pretty scared.
Are you scared, Maxine?
Because if I was scared, I’d ask for help.
You can’t help me.
Why not?
TORRES: Now what are you hiding?
How come you act like you don’t want us
to find out who did this? It’s pissing me off.
You really want us to take a closer look
at some of the individuals you’re doing business with?
Because actions have consequences
and you ain’t some barefoot bitch
in a bus station now, right?
Now, I think you got a lot to lose here,
so you better watch your fucking step.
All right, let’s pump the brakes.
Maxine, we don’t care
what kind of partying you’re into
or what kind of tricks you’re turning.
We’re not vice. We’re not narcotics.
We are homicide.
And the only thing that we care about are these bodies
and making sure we don’t find any more of them.
You Hollywood girls,
you’re so desperate to become famous,
you don’t even realize
how easy it is to become infamous.
(WILLIAMS SIGHS)
TORRES: It could be you
on one of these slabs, Maxine.
But it’s not.
Can I go? I’m gonna be late for work.
TORRES: What?
(DOOR OPENS)
You didn’t like that performance either?
WILLIAMS: Hey! Hold up!
I know you don’t think you can trust me,
but all I want to see is this sick freak behind bars,
hand to God.
What am I supposed to do?
You’re supposed to help me save the next girl’s life.
Please, Maxine.
Maybe she should save herself.
I did.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
ELIZABETH: Cut!
(BELL RINGING)
The blood’s wrong.
Kensington Gore.
It looks like a bad Hammer picture.
I need a valium.
Sorry I’m late. I was…
Don’t.
Hearing you blame something will only irritate me more.
The most precious thing we have in life is our time.
We never have enough, especially on a production.
If you waste mine again, you’re out.
I’ll have the secondbest girl on the Concorde tonight
frothing at the mouth to take your place.
Is that clear enough?
Right then. Follow me.
MOLLY: Oh.
How was it, Liz?
Disappointing, frankly.
Even with all these extravagant resources,
one thing remains the same.
You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
(RUBBING HANDS)
Molly Bennett, meet Maxine Minx,
my latest fascination.
Oh, pleased to meet you.
Ah, sorry. (CHUCKLES)
We’ve all got blood on our hands now.
Right, let’s take it from after the bite, shall we?
(BELL RINGING)
(SIGHS)
Okay, look. Here’s the truth.
Liz is a genius and a mentor.
Just do whatever she asks of you.
Don’t get on her bad side,
and don’t overthink the acting.
Just do what she says and you’ll get loads of jobs.
She’s very loyal to the people she trusts.
Look at me.
I was quite literally burnt to a crisp
in the last film,
and here I am, resurrected. A working actor.
Maybe not a household name just yet,
but at least my health insurance won’t expire.
Plus, my charred corpse’s scream
has been immortalized in cinema history.
How many girls from a council estate
in North Yorkshire can say that?
(INAUDIBLE)
(EXHALES)
Don’t worry.
I know what you’re going through.
I was in your shoes once. I realize how scary it can be.
You’ve got a memorable face and a great bod.
You’ll take to horror like a duck to water.
Uh, I’ve gotta go get cleaned up.
I was invited to a big party in the hills
for some outoftown producer.
See you around.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Of course!
Girls gotta look out for one another in this business.
Nice to meet you, Nadine.
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(HORSE GRUNTING)
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
I told you not to play chicken, didn’t I?
Now let’s try and do this without making a scene.
It’s time to pay for your sins.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(JOHN GRUNTING)
(PANTS, GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(PANTING, WHEEZING)
(BIRDS CAWING)
(MAXINE BREATHING HEAVILY)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)
SECURITY GUARD: Excuse me.
(GASPS)
You can’t be up there.
I do apologize.
(STAMMERS)
I guess my morbid curiosity must’ve gotten the best of me.
A lot of famous killings happened inside this house.
Brutal murders and whatnot.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Can I see your pass?
I don’t know what I did with it. (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLING) I am a lost ball in the high weeds today.
Maybe you can help straighten me out.
Hey, how about you and me
take a walk on down to the gate
and we can make this right?
I used to work in security myself.
Very important job.
(SOFT CREAKING)
SECURITY GUARD: (CHUCKLING) Okay.
(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
What?
Maxine.
I don’t like it.
No, the cream one.
Okay. Yes, ma’am.
(ELIZABETH INHALES SHARPLY)
It took me a long time to get where I am today.
Puritan II isn’t just a sequel.
It’s my opportunity to prove
I have a meaningful voice in this industry
and I can’t afford to have anyone mess that up for me.
I understand. I’ll do whatever you say.
Take the weekend. (INHALES SHARPLY)
Have fun. Let loose.
Because on Monday, the real work starts
and I’ll be expecting your absolute best.
PROTESTORS: (CHANTING) No more smut!
No more smut! No more smut!
Okay, man. Okay.
SECURITY GUARD: Keep moving.
ELIZABETH: Oh, Maxine.
Whatever’s going on in your life
that’s interfering with this picture,
I don’t care what it takes.
Squash it.
I intend to.
(WELCOME TO THE PLEASUREDOME PLAYING)
(DOGS BARKING)
(MAXINE SNORTING)
♪ Whoha, whoha♪
♪ Whoha, whoha♪
♪ Ha ♪
♪ The animals are Winding me up ♪
♪ The jungle call The jungle call ♪
♪ Whoha, whoha♪
♪ Whoha, whoha♪
♪ In Xanadu did Kublai Khan A pleasure dome erect♪
♪ Moving on keep moving on Yeah♪
♪ Moving at one million miles An hour♪
♪ Using my power I sell it by the hour♪
♪ I have it so I market it♪
♪ You really can’t afford it Yeah♪
♪ Really can’t afford it♪
♪ Shooting stars never stop♪
♪ Even when they reach the top♪
♪ Shooting stars never stop♪
♪ Even when They reach the top♪
♪ There goes a supernova♪
♪ What a pushover, yeah♪
♪ There goes a supernova♪
♪ What a pushover We’re a long way from home♪
♪ Welcome to the Pleasure dome On our way home♪
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Do you know why people come to The Big Easy to work with me?
Because I… (CHUCKLES) am the best at what I do.
I got a reputation, see? I can find anyone
anywhere, no matter how badly they want to stay hidden.
I know how criminals think.
I’m one myself.
(TUBELIGHT FLICKERING)
Yeah, the only difference between you and me, Maxine,
is I don’t pretend not to be.
Oh, shit.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
MAXINE: Time to pay for your sins.
MAN: Lights out, bro.
(GASPS)
(GROANS SOFTLY)
(GRUNTING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
You do got the devil in you.
I thought you were an atheist?
(SPITS)
Fuck you, bitch.
(WHIRRING)
Oh, no, no. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don’t do this. This ain’t fair.
I only work for the man.
Killing me won’t stop nothing. Let’s talk!
Come on, you’re gonna need my help, Maxine.
This isn’t over.
Yes, it is.
Oh, no, no. This ain’t my cause.
I could be bought.
Anything you want! Anything at all!
Oh, no, no, please! Please, turn it off!
(CRYING) I don’t want to die in here!
Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and deliver us from evil.
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(GLASS SHATTERING)
(SCREAMING STOPS)
(METAL CRUNCHING)
(HORN DISTORTS, STOPS)
(DOGS BARKING)
Get lost.
(DOGS CONTINUE BARKING)
We’ll clean up the mess.
Thanks.
What are agents for?
(DOGS BARKING)
(DOGS GROWLING)
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(SHOWER STOPS RUNNING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(ENVELOPE RUSTLING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Tragically, another female victim
of The Night Stalker
has been discovered in Monterey Park.
Public demand for this killer to be brought to justice
has a record number of LAPD on duty around the city.
Residents living in fear are praying
that someone out there will come forward
to finally put a stop to these vicious murders.
What am I supposed to do?
WILLIAMS: You’re supposed
to help me save the next girl’s life.
(SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY)
Wanna hit a party in the hills tonight?
Gonna be loads of rich guys.
I know a killer afterhours spot
in the hills if you’re interested.
I was invited to a big party in the hills
with some outoftown producer.
(SCREAMING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
We should take her.
Let’s give it a beat.
Let’s see what she does first.
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(VCR CLICKING, WHIRRING)
(VCR STOPS WHIRRING, CLICKS)
MAN: (ON VIDEO) That’s my little girl!
There’s nobody else like you.
You’re gonna be the star of the church one day.
MAXINE: Do you think so?
MAN: If that’s what you want.
MAXINE: I wanna be just like you, Daddy.
MAN: Then you’ll have to work hard.
MAXINE: I will. I’ll do whatever it takes.
MAN: Good. What do we always say?
MAXINE: I will not accept a life…
MAN: Take your time.
Preach it like you mean it or it won’t come true.
I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
MAN: That’s right, Maxine.
Very good.
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
(VCR CLICKS)
(STATIC STOPS CRACKLING)
I knew you’d come.
It has taken me years to find you.
I missed you so much.
You’ve been lost for far too long, darling.
Let me take you home.
(STATIC CRACKLING)
I’m making a film…
(PROTESTORS CHANTING)
and you…
PROTESTORS: No more smut!
my beautiful little Maxine…
PROTESTORS: No more smut!
are the star!
Well, don’t you see?
Hollywood stole you from me
like so many other poor children.
Satanists have been propagating sex and violence
throughout our homes for years now!
Weaponizing the television set,
brainwashing our youth,
turning them into deviants.
But we’ll put a stop to them together.
I, and many other grieving parents like me
have come forth to expose the devil once and for all!
Satan is inside of you, my darling,
but I can take him out.
It’ll be the climax of the film!
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MAXINE GASPING)
(MAN GRUNTING)
(MAXINE CONTINUES GASPING)
(MAN CONTINUES GRUNTING)
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
WOMAN: Do you mind taking your top off
so we can see your breasts?
(STATIC CRACKLING)
MAXINE: Y’all should cast me in this movie.
ELIZABETH: Oh, really? Why is that?
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Because I’m a star.
Ain’t nobody else like me.
The whole world’s gonna know my name.
(LIGHTS POWERING ON)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(MAXINE CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Don’t be frightened.
(MUFFLED GASPING)
I’m gonna give you what you always wanted.
You’ll be more famous
than anything Hollywood could conjure.
Fame that will never end.
I tried to help your friends,
but they wouldn’t accept God’s love.
So they were punished by his wrath.
But not you.
You will be saved.
Are we rolling? (CLEARS THROAT)
Tonight
I document an exorcism,
a form of miracle for the whole world to see.
Ezekiel 16:14…
“Your fame went forth among the nations
“on account of your beauty,
“for it was perfect because of My splendor
“which I bestowed on you,”
declares the Lord God.
Evidence of your possession
shall finally reveal Hollywood
as the cult it is.
Luring children into lives of sin.
The Devil is real
and he deserves no place on the screens in our homes.
I have come to save
all lost children!
(EXHALES)
(WHISPERING) Play along with Daddy now.
It’s your big scene.
(GRUNTS)
Admit…
possession!
Confess!
Denounce your life of sin
and ask to be saved.
Only then shall you receive divine intervention.
For if not…
you shall be marked
with the sign of the beast,
so that the devil
may never hide amongst us.
The choice is yours.
(MAXINE BREATHING HEAVILY)
What do you say?
(MAXINE WHIMPERING)
TORRES: Hold it, motherfucker!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Everybody to the side of the house now!
I’m not fucking around, Padre!
(GUNSHOT)
Mass has ended! Put your hands up!
Do not respect them!
Where were they when your family members went missing?
They are complicit!
They are the devils!
Only the Lord keeps watch over you
both now and forever!
Fight for Him! Fight for your families!
To the death!
Hey!
(GUNSHOTS)
(GRUNTS IN PAIN)
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
Cover me! I gotta reload!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(MAXINE SCREAMS)
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
(GROANS IN PAIN)
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
(MAN SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(PANTING)
I’m going up the hill after the leader!
Wait for me!
Come on.
(GROANS IN PAIN, SCREAMS)
Maxine, stay here! Backup’s on the way!
So am I.
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE)
(DOG BARKS DISTANTLY)
(MAXINE GRUNTING, PANTING)
TORRES: Freeze! Drop the gun! WILLIAMS: Drop it!
(TORRES GRUNTS)
WILLIAMS: No!
(GUNSHOT)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING)
Hang in there. Breathe.
You’re okay. Just hang in there.
You’re gonna make it.
Maxine! Over here. Come over here.
All right, stay with him. Put pressure on the wound.
(TORRES GRUNTS IN PAIN)
WILLIAMS: I’m going to get him.
(TORRES WHEEZING)
30 years in this city, I never been up here before.
(CONTINUES WHEEZING)
I wanted to be an actor once, too.
(GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE)
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(WILLIAMS WHIMPERING)
(TENSE STING PLAYING)
I got him!
(PANTING)
I told you I’d get him!
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
It was all for you.
I tried to give you what you wanted.
To be just like your daddy.
But I created a monster.
Forgive me.
Failing a child
is the greatest sin of all.
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
OFFICER: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) This is the Los Angeles
Police Department.
We have you surrounded.
Drop the weapon.
MAN: You’re a vision in this light.
A beautiful shining star.
OFFICER: (OVER LOUDSPEAKER) I repeat, drop your weapon.
This is your last chance.
It’s over, Maxine.
Step away from the sign, drop the weapon
and put your hands up.
REPORTER: (ON TV) We interrupt this program
to bring you breaking news.
The horrifying saga finally comes to an end.
The man previously known as The Night Stalker
was apprehended by citizens last night
bringing an end to a yearlong manhunt
for the suspected serial killer.
More on that later in our program.
We are also joined tonight by Maxine Minx,
star of the upcoming film, The Puritan II
who joins us now with her attorney
and our own Dianne Mattingly.
Maxine, you have become quite a celebrity
outside of the movie business…
by taking down a serial murderer of your own.
who happened to be your father.
Isn’t that right?
Why, yes, Dianne. It was a harrowing experience.
I’m just so grateful to be sitting here with you.
I’ve gotta thank God for orchestrating this all.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Maxine! Maxine! Maxine!
Maxine! Maxine! Maxine!
Maxine! Maxine! Maxine!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Maxine, over here!
Maxine, you look incredible.
Thank you.
How does it feel knowing that after all you’ve been through,
you’re in one of the biggest movies in America?
It’s hard to put into words.
There are reports that you sold your life rights
and that the Maxine Minx story
will be going into production soon
with Elizabeth Bender directing.
Is there anything you want to tell the people
at home watching you tonight?
Any words of encouragement for young girls
trying to make it big in Hollywood?
Never give up.
It’s hard work.
You’ve gotta be willing to do whatever it takes.
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
There’s a phrase my daddy always used.
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
Say it with me now.
I will not accept…
I will not accept…
a life I do not deserve.
a life I do not deserve.
You didn’t fail me, Daddy.
You gave me just what I needed.
Divine intervention.
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
♪ There’s no business♪
♪ Like show business ♪
♪ Like no business ♪
♪ I know♪
♪ Everything about it♪
♪ Is appealing ♪
♪ Everything that traffic ♪
♪ Will allow ♪
(SNIFFS)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Yeah.
They’re ready for you, Miss Minx.
Okay, thanks.
(SNIFFS)
(SNIFFING)
You’re a fucking movie star.
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
Thank you.
Thank you.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
ELIZABETH: Right, before we begin,
let’s take a moment to remember Molly Bennett.
She was the original member of our Puritan family
and she’ll be dearly missed.
All right, thank you everyone.
It’s back to work.
Just like a Hitchcock blonde.
How does it feel being someone else?
Good.
Quite the turn of events.
Tragic, really.
Molly was never gonna make it beyond the franchise.
She was good, but she wasn’t a star.
Right, we’ve got one more setup left
of the dream sequence.
Come see your head.
It looks so real.
MAN: All right, we’re ready to give this a try.
Brilliant.
Let’s lock it up!
Roll camera!
So now that everyone knows your name,
any idea what you want to do next?
You’ve certainly got everyone’s attention.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I just never want it to end.
(BETTE DAVIS EYES BY KIM CARNES PLAYING)
♪ Her hair is Harlow gold♪
♪ Her lips sweet surprise♪
♪ Her hands are never cold♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ She’ll turn her music On you♪
♪ You won’t have To think twice♪
♪ She’s pure As New York snow♪
♪ She got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ And she’ll tease you♪
♪ She’ll unease you♪
♪ All the better Just to please you♪
♪ She’s precocious♪
♪ And she knows just what it♪
♪ Takes to make a pro blush ♪
♪ She got Greta Garbo Standoff sighs♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ She’ll let you Take her home♪
♪ It whets her appetite♪
♪ She’ll lay you On a throne♪
♪ She got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ She’ll take A tumble on you♪
♪ Roll you Like you were dice♪
♪ Until you come up blue♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ She’ll expose you♪
♪ When she snows you♪
♪ Of your feet with The crumbs she throws you♪
♪ She’s ferocious♪
♪ And she knows just what it♪
♪ Takes to make a pro blush ♪
♪ All the boys Think she’s a spy♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes♪
♪ And she’ll tease you♪
♪ She’ll unease you♪
♪ All the better Just to please you♪
♪ She’s precocious♪
♪ And she knows just what it♪
♪ Takes to make a pro blush ♪
♪ All the boys Think she’s a spy ♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪ She’ll tease you ♪
♪ She’ll unease you ♪
♪ Just to please ya ♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪ She’ll expose you ♪
♪ When she snows you ♪
♪ She knows ya ♪
♪ She’s got Bette Davis eyes ♪
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(STATIC CRACKLING)