Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) | Transcript

When Van Helsing's mysterious invention, the "Monsterfication Ray", goes haywire, Drac and his monster pals are all transformed into humans, and Johnny becomes a monster.
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)

When Van Helsing’s mysterious invention, the “Monsterfication Ray”, goes haywire, Drac and his monster pals are all transformed into humans, and Johnny becomes a monster. In their new mismatched bodies, Drac, stripped of his powers, and an exuberant Johnny, loving life as a monster, must team up and race across the globe to find a cure before it’s too late, and before they drive each other crazy. With help from Mavis and the hilariously human Drac Pack, the heat is on to find a way to switch themselves back before their transformations become permanent.

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♪ ♪

(static crackles)

(light bulb pops)

(clanking, clicking)

♪ ♪

(barks)

(thunder rumbling)

(wolf howls)

(ukulele playing “Just the Two of Us”)

(owl hoots)

(sighs)

♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪

♪ And the beauty of it all ♪

♪ Is when the moon comes shining through ♪

♪ ♪

♪ To make those cobwebs in my mind ♪

♪ When I think of you sometime ♪

♪ And I want to spend it with you ♪

♪ Just the two of us ♪

(crowd cheering)

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

♪ Just the two of us ♪

Shh.

(both giggle)

♪ The two of us ♪

(confused grunt)

♪ Just the two of us ♪

♪ Here in the hotel safe and sound ♪

♪ Just the two of us ♪

Huh? (whoops)

♪ You and I ♪

(whooping)

(sneezes)

♪ We are together, you and I ♪

(cackling)

♪ Oh, how quickly the time flies ♪

(both laughing)

♪ I wish nothing would change ♪

Whee!

(elevator bell dings)

♪ Just the two of us ♪

(Mavis laughs)

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

♪ Just the two of us ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Just the three of us ♪

Huh?

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

♪ Just the three of us ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ Just the three of us ♪ (smooches)

♪ Living in Hotel Transylvania ♪

♪ Just the three of us ♪

♪ You, you and I ♪

♪ That’s right, just the three of us ♪

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

♪ Just the three of us ♪

♪ You, you and I. ♪

Here’s to Hotel Transylvania!

(crowd cheering)

Celebrating 125 years!

Hear! Hear!

(whistling)

(burbling)

Way to go, Drac!

Well done!

(laughs) Yes.

So great.

Thank you, Johnny.

What a wonderful surprise that was.

But now it’s time to start the actual planned part of the celebration.

That was only the beginning, Drac.

Huh?

You just sit back and enjoy your anniversary party.

Relax, Dad.

Johnny worked so hard to make this extra special.

He has everything under control.

DRACULA: Oh, no.

It’s a Johnny takeover celebration!

(crowd cheering)

Hit it!

(band playing Aram Khachaturian’s “Sabre Dance”)

Send in the dogs!

Dogs?

Happy hotel anniversary, Papa Drac!

Good boy. (laughs)

(maracas rattling)

Let’s do it, Frank!

(chain saws buzzing)

Isn’t this great? Johnny taught me!

And we only had to replace his hands twice during rehearsals.

Ice sculpture, go!

(groans)

Pyrotechnics!

(moaning)

Oh, yeah!

(grunting)

DRACULA: “Very phine a…”

Ooh! Oh, no!

Oh! Huh?

Fire! (screams)

Oh, that’s not good.

(burbling)

Okay, that’s enough.

(whooshing)

(cheering and music stop abruptly)

Wh…

MAVIS: Uh, Dad?

Oh, right. Can’t freeze other vampires.

Oh, hey, Mavey Wavey!

Just making a couple of tiny adjustments.

Dad, Johnny did all of this for you.

He was trying to make this day special.

(chuckles): Oh, you mean by ruining my carefully planned party.

Wow, thank you, dear son-in-law.

What was that?

Oh, hey, nothing, honeybat.

Dad, I know you and Johnny don’t always see eye to eye, but I love him and I wouldn’t change a thing.

Really?

You sure you wouldn’t make just a few teensy changes?

Better, no?

No!

He’s perfect just the way he is.

Okay, okay.

Whatever you say, honeybat.

(singsongy): Now, let’s continue this special day, ’cause it’s gonna get even more specialier.

All right, what are you up to?

What, me? Nothing.

(fingers snap)

(confused murmuring)

Huh? Oh.

(chewing noisily)

(confused murmuring)

Whoa.

I guess I killed it.

All right, next up, we got… (grunts)

Thank you, Johnny.

How wonderful.

And don’t forget, precisely at midnight, I will make a special once-in-a-lifetime announcement!

In the meantime, sit back and enjoy the band.

(playing Johann Strauss II’s “The Blue Danube”)

(groans)

Yoo-hoo! You ready for your big speech, honeyfangs?

Yes, I think so.

But (groans) Johnny is giving me the greatest headache of my entire existence right now, like a giant wooden stake right through my brain!

Oh, you know Johnny.

He just gets a little carried away.

Yes, exactly.

And ruins everything.

That’s the problem.

Well, you’re gonna have to get used to things being done a little differently around here when you retire.

Shh!

(echoing): …when you retire.

Retire?

DRACULA: Not so loud.

Mavis has supersonic hearing.

ERICKA: Why would she be listening?

Don’t be so paranoid.

Yes, I-I’m sure you’re right.

I just… (sighs) I don’t want anything else to go wrong.

Everything has to be perfect when I finally give the hotel to Mavis.

What?!

And Johnny.

Yes, and Johnny.

Oh, it is a big step.

I know how much this hotel means to you.

Ah, yes, but it is time to let go and start a new chapter, together.

Well, you are just all sorts of wonderful, aren’t you?

Well, it’s not for nothing that they call me Count Wonderful.

Oh. Do they?

(singsongy): And also Dark Prince of Loveliness.

Mm-hmm.

Lord of Smoochy Time.

(Dracula smooching)

(Ericka giggles)

ERICKA: Oh, stop it, Drac.

(groaning)

Ew, ew. Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew. (shudders)

Whoa, cute ear, hon.

Holy rabies. Holy rabies!

You’re never gonna believe it!

What? What’s going on?

Johnny, you better sit down for this.

Babe, you’re freaking me out here.

(gasps) Dad is gonna retire and leave us the hotel!

(stifled grunting)

(rapid grunting)

(whooping)

(crowd gasps)

He’s okay. He’s okay.

Just a-a little too much sugar.

Whoa.

I didn’t even know he was thinking of retiring.

Shh. Neither did I.

Oh, my gosh, Mavis, I’m so happy for you.

You’re gonna be amazing!

You mean we’re going to be amazing.

Dad’s leaving the hotel to both of us.

Really?

Both of us?

Are you sure?

Of course. Why wouldn’t he?

Oh, uh, I don’t know.

I-I guess I just never got the feeling that he really thought of me as, you know,

part of the family.

What are you talking about?

Of course you’re part of the family.

No, I know, but you know how Cranky Fangs is sometimes.

I mean, it feels like I am, but not really.

That’s not true.

Well, not anymore it isn’t!

(whoops)

Shh. (chuckles)

We can’t spoil the surprise.

Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

(shudders excitedly) I better walk this off.

Hey, how’s it going? Nothing to see.

Nothing much to talk about, except for the greatest thing happening in the entire universe. (gasps)

Oh, oh, there he is.

Hey, Drac! Hey, Drac!

Oh, no. No.

Just keep it cool, Johnny.

There will be plenty of time to thank him after.

(stifled grunting)

(rapid grunting)

(clears throat)

All right, let’s see here.

Uh, dearest family, friends… (clears throat) and, uh, and honored guests, I have started a new phase in my life, and I feel it is time to begin a new chapter

for Hotel Transylvania.

So, I am extremely proud and honored to give the key to the hotel to…

Drac!

I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it.

I’m gonna explode into a thousand little excited bits.

And then those little excited bits are gonna explode into millions of tiny little excited bits!

What?

Oh, mighty king, it is with all my heart that I accept this great honor.

Honor?

With this mighty key, I will unlock the future and usher in a new destiny for the great Hotel Transylvania!

Yeah?

Oh! So many great ideas.

I’m dizzy with hospitality creativity.

(groaning)

Like horizontal escalators all through the lobby, name tags for all guests for more casual relations, green-energy-saving options…

♪ ♪

(grunting)

…stationary bikes in every room for your own power source.

It’s gonna be the ultimate Johnny takeover!

Yah!

I can’t do it!

I thought I could give the hotel to Mavis and Johnny, but he’s going to ruin everything!

(sobbing)

I have to get out of this. I have to.

I… I…

Ah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sir Johnny. (chuckles)

I think that there has been a misunderstanding.

I actually… can’t give you the hotel.

What?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It is an old, very, very old, very ancient, very serious real estate law!

Real estate law?

Yes, yes.

It says, “No residence, whether it be residential or commercial, shall ever be transferred to, owned by or inherited to a human.

“For if it did, to wit, then that property shall be forfeited and repossessed unto it.”

Whoa. Those are some serious “its.”

I am truly sorry.

I would absolutely love to give you the hotel, but, you know, you’re not a monster, so can’t.

But then what’s the big announcement?

Huh?

(Blobby burbles)

(crowd cheering)

(gasps, screams)

Uh, uh…

Excited for the big announcement?

You have no idea. (chuckles)

(through teeth): Oh, think, think, think.

Oh, you’ve got to announce something.

(clears throat, gulps)

(chuckles nervously)

(feedback squeals)

(screams)

(crowd gasps)

There you are. You almost missed it.

Uh-huh. (groans)

(chuckles nervously)

Uh… (clears throat)

Uh, dearest friends and…

(grunting clumsily)

What is wrong with him?

Boy, is he nervous.

This is hard to watch.

GRIFFIN: Get on with it!

Griffin!

What? He’s dying up there.

I know, but you have to be respectful.

Get on with it already!

I… (grunting nervously)

Dearest family, friends and, uh, and honored guests, I… I have started a new phase, uh, in my life.

Here it comes.

And I feel that now is the time for Hotel Transylvania to, um…

uh… uh…

(burbles)

Oh. Expand!

Yes!

We are expanding the hotel!

BOTH: What?!

Yes, yes.

In order to address the increasingly long lines, I am pleased to announce we will be adding a new restroom to the lobby.

(scattered applause)

Can’t never have enough bathrooms.

But… (sighs) but I thought I heard…

(quietly): Oh, man, this is all my fault.

So, let’s get on with the party!

Take it away, Blobby!

♪ We’re gonna get funky, funky ♪

(“Cha Cha Slide” by DJ Casper playing)

(cheering)

Oh, yeah.

♪ Everybody, clap your hands ♪

♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands ♪

(rhythmic clapping)

♪ Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands ♪

♪ All right, now, we’re gonna do the basic step ♪

♪ To the left ♪

♪ Take it back now, y’all ♪

♪ One hop this time ♪

♪ Right foot, let’s stomp ♪

♪ Left foot, let’s stomp ♪

(whoops)

♪ Cha-cha real smooth ♪

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Check it out.

♪ Turn it out ♪

♪ To the left ♪

♪ Take it back now, y’all ♪

♪ One hop this time ♪

♪ Right foot, let’s stomp ♪

(moaning)

♪ Left foot, let’s stomp ♪

♪ Cha-cha now, y’all ♪

(grunting)

♪ Now it’s time to get funky ♪

♪ To the right now… ♪

Okay. That worked.

♪ One hop this time… ♪

Now you just have to get your thoughts together before you run into… (gasps)

Ericka!

Uh, what happened up there?

Oh. (stammers) Wh-What?

What was that, sweetheart?

The music… it is so booming.

Oh, yeah, feel it, baby.

Drac!

Whew, that was close.

Mavis!

A new restroom?

Really, Dad?

That was the big surprise?

There wasn’t anything else you were gonna announce?

Like what?

Like… I don’t know… your retirement.

What?! Uh…

(stammers)

Oh! Listen to those, uh, dope-tastic beats.

Uh, shake a leg, honeybat.

Dad, wait!

(panting)

Oh, man, this is all my fault.

I ruined everything, all because I’m not a monster.

So you want to become a monster, huh?

Van Helsing?

I can help with that.

I’ve got just the thing down in my lab.

The question is:

Where did I put it?

Whoa.

♪ ♪

Ooh.

It’s all organized very unique…

Don’t touch anything!

Sorry.

Not there.

Whoa.

Ah, that’s not it.

It must be in the back somewhere.

(gasps)

Come on, hurry up!

Right through here.

(grunts)

Keep up! Yeah!

(straining)

Alley-oop!

Whoa.

(whoops)

I know it’s around here somewhere.

(grunts)

Hello?

(grunts) Van Helsing?

Aha!

(singsongy): Found it!

Behold, the Monsterfication Ray.

It turns any human into a monster.

Awesome!

But is it safe, though?

Great question.

What we need is a guinea pig.

Meet Gigi.

Aw. She’s so cute.

Not for long.

♪ ♪

(electricity crackling)

(chuckles): Whoa!

Sign me up for teeth like these.

Ooh, and seven eyes and laser vision and…

Oh, it doesn’t work that way.

Who knows what sort of hideous beast you’ll become?

So let’s find out.

Don’t worry, Mavis.

This is gonna fix everything.

Lay it on me, bro!

Huh?

Huh, that’s weird.

Nothing happened.

(grunts)

(stomach gurgling)

(groans) I don’t feel so good.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(shouting, grunting)

Huh?

(shouting, grunting)

Uh-oh.

(screams)

(snarling)

(roaring)

(“Bidibodi Bidibu (Satollo Mix)” by Bubbles playing)

Dad?

Drac?

(stammering)

Honey? Sweetheart?

Dad?

Whew.

(Johnny growling in distance)

What is that?

(Johnny grunting)

(objects clatter)

(Johnny growling)

Hello?

Van Helsing?

Is everything okay down here?

(loud squeak)

Huh?

(squeaking)

(Johnny snarling)

Hello?

Who’s there?

(objects clattering)

♪ ♪

Hey, Drac, what’s up?

Wha… uh, Johnny?

Yeah, it’s me.

Whoa! (grunts)

I’m a monster.

Check out these big feet and these claws… ooh… and these ears… they’re so pointy.

And, look, I’ve got a tail!

(laughs)

(grunts)

Why… (stammers)

Why did you… How did you…

I used Van Helsing’s monster ray.

Now you can give the hotel to Mavis and me, just like you wanted.

(gasps) Oh, my gosh. Mavis!

She’s gonna love the new me. Let’s go show her!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

Mavis?

(grunts)

(singsongy): Mavis?

(grunts, gasps)

Oh, no. Mavis is going to kill me.

Mavis! Mavis?

I’ll fix that!

Mavis!

I got great news!

Got ya!

(groans)

(panting)

(grunting)

Ooh, pardon me.

(moaning)

What?

I-I can’t believe it.

The nightmare… it’s over!

I’m human again!

Huh?

(moans sadly)

I better be careful. There are monsters everywhere.

(panting)

Oh, excuse me.

Coming through.

No, no, no, no, no!

(groans)

Mavis?

(grunting, straining)

(sighs)

Mavis?

Mavis?

This is gonna be the coolest surprise when you see the surprise!

(whoops, laughs)

H-Hey! Tinkles!

Hey, Dennis. Hey, Winnie.

Dad? Is that you?

Yeah! Isn’t it great?

I got to go show your mom. (laughs)

(gasps)

Papa Drac, is that my dad?

(stammering)

(spooky voice): That was not your father, just some random monster.

Everything is normal.

BOTH (monotone): Everything is normal.

Mavis? Where are you?

(gasps)

The party!

Mavis, I’ve got the best news ever!

Whoa-oh!

(grunting)

(elevator bell dings)

(grunts)

(panting)

(elevator bell dings)

Oh, no.

(screaming)

Drac?

(grunting)

(whimpering)

(screaming)

Oh, no!

Something’s wrong!

Don’t worry! (grunts)

I got you, Drac!

(chewing noisily)

GRIFFIN: Hey, Frank, relax.

It’s not a contest.

(Dracula screaming)

Huh?

Huh?

(Johnny screaming)

(panting)

Drac?

Hey, guys.

ALL: Johnny?

Is that you?!

Yeah, it’s me.

Pretty great, right?

Whoa.

What’s going on?

What happened to you?

GRIFFIN: Wait, where’s Drac?

DRACULA: Help!

(screams)

Drac?

Hey, come on down here!

Did you see Johnny?

He’s a monster!

DRACULA: I know!

I can’t fly!

Did he just say “Wow, that’s a fly”?

GRIFFIN: No, he definitely said something about pie.

Stop fooling around and come down here!

I’m not fooling around!

I… (shouts)

(screaming)

Uh, guys, he’s not turning into a bat.

Don’t worry. I got him.

Whoa.

Hey.

(panting)

(groaning)

(grunting)

(all gasp)

(all gasp)

Drac?

Y-You-you look, uh, uh…

You look terrible.

(gasps) Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No!

It can’t be.

(whimpering)

(sobs)

Wow, look at us, Drac.

You’re human and I’m a monster.

It’s like Freaky Friday but on a Tuesday, though.

(screaming)

Where is it? Where is it?

It’s got to be here somewhere.

What is going on, Drac?

I need to find the ray!

You mean that one right there?

(moans)

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

(grunting)

Come on. Come on!

Why isn’t this working? Come on!

I think it might be broken.

(sobs): No!

It can’t be.

Hey, have you seen my dad?

(shouts)

Come on, Johnny. (grunts)

We’re getting out of here.

What? No way.

(straining)

I got to tell Mavis that her dream is back on.

You know, now that I’m a monster and all.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

(spooky voice): You will obey me.

You will come with me!

Hey, Mavis, I got great news!

(grunting nervously)

(screams)

Johnny.

(grunting dramatically)

Huh?

Hey, Drac, what’s wrong?

Oh, it is the humanness!

(grunting dramatically)

Drac! Oh, my gosh!

Wh-What do we do?

Quick, take me to Van Helsing!

(grunting dramatically)

Oh, okay. I got you, Drac.

Do not tell Mavis!

Ooh! Ow-wee! The lab!

Hurry! I can feel my insides melting away!

Uh… wh-what just happened?

MAVIS: Hey.

(all gasp)

Was that my dad?

No. What? Uh, no.

Absolutely not.

Nope.

GRIFFIN: Are you doing something different with your hair?

Um, what is going on?

What’s going on?

Um, Wayne here was about to show off some new dance moves.

Dance moves?

Yeah, go get ’em.

Whoa.

Go get ’em.

Uh, um…

(grunting softly)

(chuckles): Yeah.

(grunting rhythmically)

Oh.

Huh?

Okay.

Uh, well, if you see my dad, please tell him I need to talk to him.

(Wayne continues grunting rhythmically)

Oh, yeah.

(laughs)

Watch me now. Yeah.

(screams, grunts)

Ow.

♪ ♪

Well, it’s broken.

The crystal’s cracked, and it’s beyond repair.

Wait, what?! (grunts)

Then get a new one!

Whoa. Someone’s feeling better.

These crystals are very rare and hard to come by.

It took me three years to find that one.

You see, I was a young monster hunter at the time… well, not too young, but I felt young.

Okay, don’t need the whole story.

Well, luckily for you, I was brilliant enough to install a locator on the ray for just this situation.

(clicking, whirring)

There it is!

South America?!

JOHNNY: Oh, cool!

I was there once spelunking with some Norwegian wrestlers.

We can just pop down there and get a new one!

If it were but that simple, my friend.

First, you must travel through the treacherous jungle.

Survival’s doubtful.

Then down a perilous river…

BOTH: Whoa.

…until you reach the Cave of the Reflexión!

Where entering is deadly and escape impossible!

It… it… it cost me my right back wheel.

Uh, sorry for your loss?

(steady beeping)

Well, happy hunting.

(groans) This is a disaster!

JOHNNY: Don’t worry, Drac.

We’ll get you back to your old self.

But first, I better tell Mavis we’re going.

(stammers) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

You can’t tell Mavis!

Why not?

Uh, because, uh, you know, if you do, then, uh, then she will want to come with us, and-and I was thinking that this could be a-a father-son, uh, bonding type of thing.

Yes. (chuckles)

You know, just the two of us?

Really?

Awesome!

Hold up, hold up.

There’ll be plenty of hugs on the trip.

All right, time to go.

Not a moment to waste!

(pants, grunts)

Right.

Still human.

FRANK: I-I don’t know. It took me by surprise.

It’s, uh, kind of an improvement.

Right? I think Johnny looks way better as a monster.

GRIFFIN: Yeah, there’s a good-looking guy in there.

Ooh, and the green really brings out his eyes.

(phone chimes, vibrates)

Hey, it’s Drac.

“Going to find crystal to fix ray to turn us back to normal.”

“Don’t tell Mavis”?

(groans) Drac always does this.

I hate getting caught between him and Mavis.

What should I write back?

How about, “No, we’re not covering for you anymore”?

GRIFFIN: Yeah, “Now that you’re human, you can’t do nothing about it.”

“Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster.”

Okay, got it. Send.

What?!

What?!

You actually sent that?!

Oh, man, we’re in trouble now.

Nah, I just sent him a gif.

(upbeat music playing)

(burbles)

Oh, hey, Blobby, check it out.

(Frank laughs)

That’s a nice one, Blobby.

GRIFFIN: Hey, here’s to Blobby.

(burbling)

(startled burbling)

No, Bl… No, Blobby.

I just said, “Here’s a toast to a bunch of great guys.”

What does he think I said?

(growls)

Cheers!

(all gulping noisily)

(all sigh)

(stomach gurgles)

Huh? Whoa!

(groaning)

(whimpering)

Something is happening.

Oh! (screams)

Oh. (gasps, screams)

Oh, no. No, nose, nose!

Uh, wh… why?

My stitches! Oh!

What the… (screams)

What’s going on?

Huh? (screams)

(screams)

What the…

(gasps)

My fur!

(screams)

Oh, no, no. What’s this, you guys?

Oh, I’m balding?

What’s happening?

What the…

(both screaming)

BOTH: Naked!

Huh? (squeals)

(all screaming)

FRANK: Wow.

What’s up, fellas?

(camera clicks)

Ooh.

Oh, he got the worst of it.

(confused burbling)

(stomach gurgling)

(burbling screams)

ALL: Huh? (gasping, shouting)

(all screaming)

(engine sputtering)

(burbling)

(grunts) Wow.

Flying as a monster is so much better.

Right, Drac?

(hyperventilating)

(high-pitched voice): Feeling better?

Nervous flier, huh?

(screams)

How is this plane even in the sky?!

What is that sound?

Do you smell burning?

Is that duct tape holding the wing together?!

(screams)

(static crackles over P.A.)

PILOT: Okay, folks, we’ve reached our cruising altitude.

We’re not expecting any turbulence, so sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

(whimpering)

(sighs)

(grunting)

Whoa, oh, oh.

(groaning)

Uh, hey, Drac?

I think you’re turning back into a monster.

(stifled retch) I got to get to the bathroom!

(groaning)

(confused grunt)

Aw, are you feeling sick?

Yes. (stifled retch)

I just need to…

Try spinning!

(groaning)

Huh. Maybe some food will settle your stomach.

(stifled retch)

No? Or maybe some fresh air, then.

(screaming)

He seems better.

Yeah, thanks so much.

It’s my job.

(screaming)

(knock on door)

Dad?

I really need to talk to you.

Dad, are you in here?

Dad?

(sighs) Where is he?

♪ ♪

“…to give the key to the hotel to my beloved daughter Mavis”?!

I was right!

Dad did want to give me the hotel.

But then what made him change his mind?

(gasps)

(clamoring)

(barking)

Oh, hey, sweetie.

Have you seen Papa Drac or your father?

BOTH (monotone): That was not my father, just some random monster.

Everything is normal.

Okay, yep, something’s definitely going on.

♪ ♪

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

So cool!

(Dracula straining)

Uh, are you sure I can’t help you with that?

I said I got it.

Huh?

♪ ♪

The sun!

(screaming, grunting)

(whimpering): Oh, no, the sun.

Uh, Drac?

The sun won’t fry you now.

You’re human, remember?

It’s totally safe.

♪ ♪

The sun… it’s… magnificent.

I cannot believe that my whole life I have missed this elegant splendor.

It’s glorious.

It’s wondrous.

It’s… it’s…

(glass shatters)

It’s burning my eyes!

(screams)

I’m blind!

(horns honking)

(pained grunting)

(screams) Drac!

(grunting)

(whimpers)

(people shouting in Spanish)

I can’t see anything.

Whoopsie.

Is anyone there?

Ooh! Hello?

Johnny?

Whoa.

(groans)

Huh?

(horn blaring)

(screaming)

Whoop. I got ya.

Pardon me!

(grunting)

Excuse me. Oops.

Coming through.

(grunts)

There you go.

Okay, you stay here.

I’ll go get us a taxi.

Taxi!

(growls)

(screaming)

(horn blares)

(bicycle bell dings)

Sorry!

Huh, that was weird. (chuckles)

(blows, sniffs)

I wonder what that was all about.

♪ ♪

(rattling)

(squeaking)

(chittering)

(squeaking)

(growls)

Huh?

Gigi?

♪ ♪

(gasps) Gigi!

(roaring)

Oops.

(parrot squawks)

(birds chirping)

(parrots squawk)

(Spanish version of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Los João playing)

(group singing along in Spanish)

I swear… (grunts)

you’ve gotten bigger.

Come on, Drac, join in!

(continues singing)

(Dracula groans)

(bicycle bell dings)

Huh?

Why are we going so slowly?

(metal screeching)

(singing continues)

Johnny?

Huh?

(grunts)

Your monsterness is weighing us down.

We’re getting nowhere.

Really?

Whoa.

Don’t worry, Drac.

I’ve got an idea.

(whoops)

(shouts)

(people murmuring)

Wait a second!

(grunting)

(squawks)

(laughs, whoops)

(people cheering)

(singing in Spanish)

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

(vacuum whirring)

(moaning)

(whirring stops)

(back cracks)

Ooh. (sighs)

All right, guys, coast is clear.

Have you seriously been naked this whole time?

Uh, yeah.

Why would only my glasses be visible?

I-I don’t get it. Why are we hiding?

‘Cause if Mavis sees us, she’s gonna know something’s up.

Look, Drac said he and Johnny will be back with a cure.

We just need to lay low until then.

(door opens)

(all gasp)

(elevator bell dings)

(all gasp)

Have you seen my dad?

Have you seen your dad?

BOTH: Huh?

ERICKA: No, I haven’t seen him since the party.

WANDA: Oh, hey, has anyone seen Wayne?

EUNICE: Where is Frank?

GRIFFIN: Shh!

He’s been missing since the party.

Well, I haven’t seen Frank or Wayne.

Yeah, has anybody seen ’em?

EUNICE: I hope they’re not up to something.

ERICKA: I saw them on the dance floor…

Oops, almost forgot good old Blobby.

(screams)

Frank?

Oh. Uh, hey, babe.

What’s up?

♪ Sexy man. ♪

(screaming)

(glass shatters)

Frank, what did you do?!

And who are those guys?

Mavis, it’s me, Uncle Griffin.

You don’t recognize me?

Uh, no.

I’ve literally never seen you before.

Um, Murray?

In the 5,000-year-old flesh.

Oh, look at that. Well, that’s fun.

(laughs)

(snoring)

(snorts, grunts) I’m awake!

Wayne? (gasps) Is that you?

(wolf pups clamoring, calling “Dad?”)

Hey, where’s Dad?

Um… your dad?

Uh, I don’t know where your dad is.

I just got here.

I’m W-Walter.

Mom!

(wolf pups clamoring)

This is not funny, Wayne.

I’m not laughing.

I leave you alone for five minutes, and you become a human?!

Hey, chill.

GRIFFIN: Cut it out.

Blobby’s not dessert, okay?

Mavis, what is going on?

TV NEWSMAN: This just in.

(news theme plays)

Breaking news from our international desk.

Dad?

This was the scene outside the local airport, where an unidentified monster saved a confused man dressed up in a Halloween costume.

I got ya.

Wait, that looks kind of like…

Johnny?!

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Your dad’s a human now, and Johnny’s a monster.

Oh, no.

I was not supposed to say that out loud.

(Johnny panting)

(grunts, sighs)

(straining)

Hey, thanks for the lift.

(passengers gasp)

(strains, chuckles)

(straining)

(cell phone ringing)

Huh?

(gasps)

(phone beeps)

Johnny. Johnny, hurry up.

(straining)

(people murmuring)

Ah. (chuckles)

Adios, everybody.

DRACULA: Come on!

We don’t have time for chitchat.

We’ve got to get through this jungle if we’re going to find the crystal.

(yelps, grunts)

(pained grunting)

(screaming)

(birds squawking)

(animals calling)

(grunts) Johnny, we are getting nowhere.

(straining)

Don’t worry, Drac.

I got you covered.

Huh? (grunting)

And the final touch.

Now you’re ready for the great outdoors.

Fine. Okay. Whatever.

Can we please just get going?

Hold up, Drac.

Whoa!

You forgot your trunk.

Okay, let’s find that crystal.

(straining)

♪ ♪

Come on, Drac. You’re gonna love hiking!

(steady beeping)

(grunting)

(whistling a tune)

(shouts)

(Johnny sighs)

(birds chirping)

Aren’t the sounds of nature soothing?

(birds squawking)

(groans)

♪ ♪

(sniffing)

Ugh. What is that smell?

(sniffs)

Oh. What is that?

(sniffs)

Oh! (gagging)

It’s me!

Drac, chill. You just need a shower.

And where am I going to find a shower in the middle of the jungle?

(thunder cracks)

♪ ♪

(footstep squishes)

Huh?

(chuckles): Whoa.

(whoops)

Hmm.

(grunts)

(Dracula sneezes)

(snorting)

(sneezing)

Hey, I think you might have a pollen allergy.

Nonsense. I…

(sneezing)

(sneezing rapidly)

(sneezes loudly)

(groaning)

(grunting)

Johnny!

(Johnny humming a tune)

(Dracula groaning, whimpering)

(panting)

(sizzling)

How am I so wet and yet completely dry?

(panting)

How much further?

Huh?

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no!

(sobbing loudly)

We are never going to get there.

(gasps) Whoa, Drac.

Isn’t that something?

Water. Thank you.

I am melting.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, Drac.

You got to be extra careful with strange bodies of water.

This one time, my friend Katmatchka and I were backpacking in Thailand…

Drac?

Wahoo…!

(screaming)

Well, look on the bright side.

At least you’re not hot anymore.

(groans)

(phone ringing)

(nervous grunting)

(line beeping)

Ugh, I can’t get through to them.

I’m not having any luck either.

(sighs) I don’t understand.

What are they doing in South America?

And how did they change themselves in the first place?

Exactly. It’s not like there’s a mad scientist just living in the basement.

Oh.

Great-Grandfather, what did you… do?

Oh, no.

(echoing): Great-Grandfather?

Oh. Hello, ladies.

A little busy at the moment.

What did you do to Johnny and my dad?!

Shh.

Lower your voice.

(growling)

(roars)

(both scream)

(gasps)

Is that… Gigi?

(roaring)

Turns out the ray is highly unstable.

(grunts, strains)

The transformation keeps mutating and won’t stop until the subject becomes a mindless, ravenous beast!

(grunts)

Keeps mutating?

Whoa! (grunts)

Oh, no. Johnny!

(shouts)

♪ ♪

(grunts)

Ericka!

Got it. (whistles)

Hey! Gigi!

Over here!

(grunts)

(Gigi squeaking)

We’ve got to find my dad and Johnny before it’s too late!

(roaring)

(Johnny growling, snarling)

(chuckles): Ah, man.

Why didn’t anyone tell me that claws are so awesome?

(grunts, growls)

(gasps)

Whoa.

Being a monster is super weird.

(groans) Yeah.

But being a human is the worst.

Ah, come on. I wouldn’t say that.

Really?

Blisters, sunburn and swamp butt aren’t the worst?

(mosquito buzzing)

What was that?

(grunts)

Mosquito!

Vampires of the jungle.

Hey, I resent that.

Yow!

(grunting)

They’re everywhere! Yi!

Johnny, they’re all over you!

What?

Monster skin.

Don’t worry, Drac.

They can’t bite me.

(shouting, grunting)

Wha…?

Hold still, Drac! I got him!

Johnny, wait!

(slap)

♪ ♪

Whoa.

(excited chatter)

That is so cool!

Yeah.

Ooh.

(whooping, cheering)

(grunting)

Ooh.

Whoa! Careful.

Yeah!

Wahoo!

(grunts)

Here, try this.

(grunting)

Seriously?

I look ridiculous.

FRANK: Keep your shirt on, pal.

We’ve seen more than enough of you.

Me, on the other hand… easy on the eyes.

Ugh, please.

Coming through!

Wendell, get down from there.

(wolf pups clamoring)

Wally, sweetie, uh-uh, don’t touch that.

Wendy, no. Put that down.

(belching)

Ow. Wesley, what did I just… Huh?

Oops.

(chuckles)

My bad.

Whoa!

Hey!

Do not make me come back there!

I will turn this blimp around!

ALL (in unison): Sorry, Ericka.

Sorry, I didn’t think leaving them at a monster hotel would be safe.

Guess I didn’t realize your blimp would be such a, uh…

A monster-killing machine?

(scoffs) What? No.

(alarm buzzes)

Whoa!

(panting)

Okay. Yeah, it’s a death trap.

Yeah. Sorry about that. (chuckles)

All this… this is the old me.

Your dad helped me leave that all behind.

I hope he’s okay.

Don’t worry. We’re gonna find them.

♪ ♪

(excited chatter)

Okay, guys, we’ve made it.

OTHERS: Whoa!

It’s enormous.

How we gonna find them in there?

I think I have an idea.

♪ ♪

Well, we’re gonna have to take this search to the ground.

I have just the thing.

(engine revving)

(screaming)

(excited chatter, laughing)

(whooping)

(excited chatter)

(screaming, whooping)

(grunts) Oh, my hair!

(chuckles): Oh, my hair.

(camera clicks)

(screams)

Where’s Blobby?!

Okay, Mavis, what’s the plan?

(grunts)

(ears pinging)

JOHNNY: ♪ Just the two of us ♪

♪ Father and son-in-law. ♪

Got ’em.

That way!

(screaming)

(Dracula groaning softly)

(groaning)

(wind whistling)

(muttering)

(groaning)

Oh! My head!

What? What’s going on?

Have a good nap?

Nap? You slapped me so hard I lost consciousness!

But I did get that mosquito.

Hey, where are we?

Just following the ping.

(steady beeping)

Let me see that.

Okay.

It seems like we’re going in the right direction.

(static crackling)

Huh?

Wh-What’s going on?

Oh, what’s wrong with this thing?

We lost the signal.

Why would it just… (whimpers)

Whoops!

(echoing): Whoa.

(wind whistling)

(hawk screeches)

Huh. I think we took a wrong turn.

(frustrated grunt)

You took a wrong turn!

I can’t trust you to do anything right!

Now put me down!

No, Drac. Hey. Hey.

Get your claws off me!

We’re really high up. Whoa.

(grunting)

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!

Put me down! Put me down!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Put me… (screams)

Drac! (screams)

(both grunt, scream)

(distant screaming)

(frantic screaming)

(distant screaming)

(frantic screaming)

(grunting)

Ow, ow, ee!

Johnny, your tail!

Ah, sorry!

Your foot!

(screaming)

(grunting)

Your wings, Johnny!

Wings?

Johnny! You’ve got wings!

Flap, Johnny, flap!

(panicked grunting)

Fly!

I can’t! I can’t!

Drac, what do we do?!

Drac!

Johnny, Johnny, calm down!

Can you wiggle your nose?

Uh-huh.

Wiggle your toes.

Okay.

Flap your wings!

(straining)

I… I-I can’t.

I can’t do it.

You’re doing it, Johnny!

You’re flying!

What? I’m-I’m flying?

I’m flying!

(whoops)

I did it, Drac!

Drac?

(Dracula screaming)

(crying)

Johnny!

You-you did it.

You’re flying!

Yeah.

I’m really getting the hang of this!

(grunting, shouting)

Wow!

This is amazing!

♪ ♪

(whooping, shouting)

(laughing)

(whooping)

(both whooping)

Yeah!

DRACULA: Flap, Johnny, flap.

Right, right. Flapping. I’m flapping.

(birds chirping)

(crickets chirping)

♪ ♪

(Johnny chuckles)

JOHNNY: Wha… Whoa!

Whoa!

(chuckles): Johnny, sit down.

You’re going to put out the fire.

Ah, man. Boy, that was fun.

Right. Getting lost and almost falling to your death is super fun.

(chuckles) Okay, Mr. Cranky Fangs.

Whatever you say.

What are you talking about?

(screams)

(blowing)

Ah, no, it’s ruined.

(chuckles) See? That.

That’s what I’m talking about.

If you only see the worst in things, you’ll miss the best part.

Here, look, look, look, look.

At first, a tasty marshmallow.

Then…

Oh, no! It’s on fire and ruined!

But blow out the fire… (blows) and crack open the burnt stuff, you’ll find something sweet and gooey inside.

You just have to look for it.

Mmm.

Gooeylicious!

(both laughing)

(sighs)

I guess it’s always been hard for me to see the positive side of things.

You know, raising a daughter on your own for so long, you’re constantly worried.

Always fearing the worst.

That’s why I built the hotel.

To protect her.

To protect all of us.

It’s… It’s part of our family.

Sorry. (sniffles, grunts)

Maybe… maybe it’s this new me, but I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed.

No, Drac, it’s okay.

I totally get it.

The hotel… it’s something really special.

And the fact that you would trust me with something so important, I just can’t tell you how much that means to me.

(sighs)

I… I need to tell you something.

What is it, Drac?

Johnny, the truth is that there is no monster real…

(vehicle approaching)

(yelps, gasps)

Johnny!

Mavis? (grunts)

It’s you!

It is still you in there, isn’t it?

Of course it is.

ERICKA: Hey, hot stuff.

♪ ♪

Ericka!

(chuckles)

Don’t sweat it. (smooches)

I love you inside and out.

(exhales): Whew!

Ericka, what’s going on?

I-I mean, what are you doing here?

GRIFFIN: She’s not the only one.

Hey, hey, buddy.

Guys? You…

I-I mean, you’re…

Human?

Yeah, we noticed.

Though in my case, it’s a huge improvement.

(others sigh)

Can we move on?

I don’t understand. I mean, how did this happen?

That’s what I’d like to know.

Johnny, why did you turn yourself into a monster?

So we can keep the hotel in the family.

You know, ’cause of the monster real estate law.

Monster real estate law?

I don’t understand.

No, neither do I.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I-I can explain.

It, uh, it all happened so fast.

You see, Johnny found out that I was giving you guys the hotel.

But then he, you know, had a Johnny takeover: escalators, name changes, blah, blah, blah.

And so I… well, you know.

(chuckles nervously)

I-I… I… I… (whimpers)

I panicked!

And lied?

Wait.

There’s no monster real estate law?

Well, then… then that means that this… this was all a lie?

You didn’t want to have any bonding time with me.

You just didn’t want to give me the hotel!

No. I-I mean, yes, but…

You hate me!

Johnny, no.

I-I didn’t mean…

Dad, how could you?

After everything.

(deep voice): It’s easy!

(growls)

‘Cause I… (straining) not part of family!

(growling)

Johnny, something is happening to you.

JOHNNY: Johnny out of here!

MAVIS: Johnny, wait!

This is all your fault!

All Johnny wanted was to feel like he was part of this family, but you could never accept him.

All you care about is your stupid hotel!

Mavis, I was going to…

And now, because of you, I might lose him forever.

Mavis, wait!

Ericka, let me know when you find the crystal.

I have to find Johnny before it’s too late.

“Too late”? What does that mean?

Come on. I’ll fill you in on the way.

(engine revving)

Johnny’s going to keep transforming?!

Until he becomes a mindless beast.

There won’t be any Johnny left.

That’s why we need to find the crystal. Now!

(steady beeping)

That way!

Follow the river!

Whoa!

(all shouting)

(gasps)

Uh, Drac?

Straight. Keep going straight.

Okay. Straight it is.

(engine revs)

Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?!

(all screaming)

(all gasping, sighing)

Well, aren’t you just full of surprises?

(Ericka chuckles)

That way!

♪ ♪

Johnny?

Johnny, where are you?

Johnny?

(gasps)

Oh, no.

♪ ♪

(gasps) Oh, Johnny.

(angry grunting, growling)

Johnny! Johnny, stop!

Huh?

Oh.

M… M-M…

Mavis?

Yes, honey, it’s me.

Oh, thank goodness.

I thought I lost you.

Mavis!

I’m so sorry.

My dad never should’ve lied to you.

(angry growling)

(gasps)

Dracula bad!

Whoa! Johnny!

(gasping)

(thunder cracks)

(Ericka gasps)

OTHERS: Whoa.

♪ ♪

(steady beeping)

(gasps)

That’s it.

The crystal is in there.

♪ ♪

(steady beeping)

We are getting closer.

…until you reach the Cave of the Reflexión!

Where entering is deadly…

(echoing): and escape impossible!

Okay, we get it!

Uh, you okay there, honey?

Oh, hey. Yes.

Everything is fine.

(all screaming)

(all grunt)

(whooshing)

(all screaming)

Whoa!

(screams) Murray!

(screams, blows)

Rocks!

(all screaming)

(screams)

Uh-oh. Look!

(all gasping)

Whoa!

Whew.

(grunts) Mom! Wesley’s touching me!

She touched me first!

(wolf pups whooping, laughing)

Yeah!

Oh, my shoes!

Ah, we’re going down!

Sorry, Blobs, you’re on your own.

I can’t swim! I’m afraid of sharks!

Ow! Hey, that’s my face!

Ouch!

You’re stepping on me!

Get out of my way!

Ow! Hey!

Get off my h… Ow!

Ow! Oh!

Stop it! Ow!

(screams)

(all screaming)

(screaming stops)

ALL: Huh?

(steady beeping)

We found it.

♪ ♪

Let me go first.

No, let me go.

♪ ♪

Wow.

JOHNNY: Dracula mean!

Dracula liar!

(roaring): Johnny mad!

Johnny, please! You have to calm down.

(screams) Whoa!

(phone ringing)

Sorry, sweetie, got to take this.

(Johnny grunting angrily)

Ericka?

ERICKA: Mavis, we found the crystal cave.

Oh, that’s great news.

Okay, I’m sending you the location now.

Got it. I’ll get him there.

Are you sure? Is he close?

Yep, pretty close.

(grunting)

Sorry about this, honey.

(roars)

(grunts)

Huh?

(chuckles) Hey, sweetie.

(roars)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Starting route to your destination.

Oh.

(panting)

DRACULA: Okay, everybody, the crystal has to be here somewhere.

We’ll find it as long as we stay focused and don’t get… separated. (sighs)

Drac, where are you?

Murray, is that you?

FRANK: Hey, Eunice, where’d you go?

I’m right here. Where are you?

Okay, just calm down. Nobody panic.

Guys? Guys, Blobby is freaking out.

MURRAY: So am I.

Murray?

He’s right here. Oh, wait.

No, false alarm. That’s a pointy rock.

Guys, Blobby’s really losing it!

Stay in one place!

Frank!

Where am I?!

Uh, what’s happening?

Someone, find me!

What do we do?

Where are we?

We’re lost!

How do we get out of here?!

(roaring)

(panting, grunting)

Which way?

AUTOMATED VOICE: Sorry, I didn’t quite get that.

Calculating new route.

(growling)

Make a sharp left.

Whoa!

(grunts)

(grunts, gasps)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Your destination is on the right.

(panting)

(growling)

Okay, honey, just wait here.

I’ll be right back.

(fierce growling)

Hello? Dad? Ericka?

MURRAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Murray?

(Eunice screaming)

(Frank shouts, sobs)

Hold me. I’m scared.

Huh?

(Griffin sobbing)

Blobby?

Whoa!

(Wayne screaming)

Mavis!

(screams)

(groans) Ouchy.

Oh, Dad, it’s you.

Yes, of course it’s me.

Ow. I think my nose is broken.

What is going on?

Did you find the crystal?

Ugh, the crystal?

We can’t even find each other. It’s cuckoo in here.

(gasps) But wait. You’ve come back.

You’re not mad anymore?

Of course I’m still mad.

But we need to save Johnny.

(Johnny roaring in distance)

(both grunting)

(pounding)

(gasping, grunting)

(gasps)

(growling)

Johnny?

Oh, no.

(growling)

(roaring)

(gasps)

Mavis!

You okay, Mavey?

Yeah, I’m fine.

Go, go, go!

(gasping, straining)

Keep moving, legs.

(gasps)

(screams)

Wendy, Wally, Wilma, Wyatt…

Is this all of them?

Not even close!

(wolf pups clamoring)

(screams)

(screams)

Whoa!

(grunts)

Huh?

(screams)

BOTH: If he ruins my hair, I’m never gonna forgive him!

(growls)

(panting, grunting)

Ooh.

Huh?

(screams)

(whimpering)

(screaming)

(groans): Oh. Huh?

Is that…

The crystal! Thank you, Johnny!

(Johnny roaring, pounding)

DRACULA: Go!

(grunts)

Please don’t be too late.

(grunting angrily)

(grunts, gasps)

(Johnny growls)

(grunting)

Whoa! Whoa!

(Johnny growling, pounding)

Whoa. (grunts)

(yells)

Huh?

Hey, kiddo.

Thanks, Uncle Frank. (gasps)

That’s it!

I need to get up there!

Don’t worry.

We got you covered!

♪ ♪

What are you standing around for?

Go, go, go!

(grunting)

Stop moving.

Ow! Watch it!

Let me get balanced.

Ow!

Okay, Mavis!

Whoa! (gasping)

(Eunice grunts)

Ready, Murray?

Murray?

(snoring)

Murray!

(snorts)

I’m awake! What are we doing?

(grunting)

(growling)

(grunts)

Okay, Johnny, please still be in there.

(straining)

(gasps)

(whooshing)

(roaring)

What?

(screams)

(grunts)

(gasps) We’re too late.

No! It can’t be!

(footstep squishes)

Huh?

(groans, gasps)

Sorry about this, Blobby.

♪ ♪

Johnny…!

Dad!

(all gasp)

(growling)

(grunts) Johnny!

(roaring)

(gasps)

(Dracula straining)

Johnny? (grunts)

Johnny, you are the marshmallow!

Huh?

ALL: Huh?

Wait, he had a marshmallow on him?

You said that if I only saw the worst in things, I would miss the best parts.

And you were right.

I was so worried that you would ruin everything I cared about that I didn’t see…

I didn’t see you.

(growling)

Your-your kindness, y-your energy, your… your Johnnyness.

Before you, my life was like a burnt marshmallow, hard and crunchy and sad.

But you cracked it open and became the ooey-gooey center of all of our lives.

(sighs) We’re dead.

(stammers)

What I’m trying to say is that you are part of the family.

My family.

I can’t believe it took becoming a human to finally realize it.

And I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to say it, and maybe now it’s too late, but you taught me to look for the good in everything.

And now I see that so much of the good in my life is because of you.

JOHNNY: (grunts) Dra… Drac?

Johnny! (gasps)

Drac.

(sighs)

♪ ♪

MAVIS: Johnny!

(Johnny grunts)

(strains): Mavis!

(birds chirping)

(blimp motor rumbling, hissing)

(chuckles): Hey.

Not bad, huh?

(shrieks)

(grunting)

(groans)

Much better.

(smooches)

(camera clicks)

(sighs)

(wolf pups snoring)

(sighs)

I miss being Walter. Ow!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! No-no!

You-you are keeping those on!

GRIFFIN: Don’t be so uptight. I’m inviz.

Man, just because you’re invisible doesn’t mean you get to be naked.

What is wrong with you?

All right, Blobby, you’re up.

Uh… looking good?

(growls)

(chuckling): Oh.

♪ ♪

Go ahead. Now’s your chance.

Hey, it was fun being a monster for a little bit.

I wonder if Van Helsing can adjust this thing so that I’m a monster but still me.

I don’t think so.

Ah, come on.

How ’bout just a tail?

(chuckles): No, Johnny.

You’re perfect just the way you are.

Uh, Mavey? Johnny?

Yes?

Well, I-I… I know a lot has happened, but I was hoping that, uh, if-if you’re still interested, I, uh… (chuckles)

I wanted to say that the hotel… (sighs)

that the hotel is destroyed!

JOHNNY and MAVIS: Huh?!

♪ ♪

What happened?!

(heavy footsteps booming)

(roaring)

My… my…

my hotel!

My hotel, my hotel, my hotel!

My hotel!

(squeaking)

My… my hotel.

My hotel.

My hotel.

My hotel.

(muffled dings)

My hotel.

(others gasping, murmuring)

Oh, no.

Oh, man, this is unbelievable.

Hi, Mama! Hi, Papa!

MAVIS and JOHNNY: Dennis!

♪ ♪

JOHNNY: Don’t worry, Drac.

We’ll rebuild it just the way it was.

No.

Rebuild it the way you want to.

It’s your hotel now.

Dad, are you sure?

It’s time to begin a new chapter.

(fireworks popping, whistling)

Okay, Drac, open your eyes!

(gasps)

♪ ♪

DRACULA: The… the hotel!

I-I don’t understand.

It-It’s exactly the same.

Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments.

Huh?

(excited chatter)

(“Love Is Not Hard to Find” by Yendry playing)

(horn honks)

♪ That’s what you needed ♪

♪ People you love to be there ♪

♪ To support and believe in ♪

♪ See, the best part is when you realize you’re not scared to find ♪

(giggling)

♪ To find, find the good, good inside ♪

♪ Don’t let your fears cloud your feelings ♪

(laughs, grunts)

♪ We all got bad sides ♪

♪ But all that matters in front of your eyes ♪

(grunting)

♪ Love is not hard to find ♪

♪ If we believe in us ♪

(whoops, gasps)

♪ As hard as it can be ♪

♪ Remember by your side, you got a family ♪

♪ No matter what, we gonna love you for who you are ♪

♪ There’s no limit ♪

♪ Open your eyes, love is not hard to find ♪

(whooping, laughing)

♪ All around the world, but home is where we are ♪

(singing in Spanish)

♪ We always believed in magic ♪

(singing in Spanish)

(laughing)

♪ If we just smile, we’ll be fine ♪

♪ It’s always the hardest to say goodbye ♪

♪ We all got bad sides ♪

(whooping)

♪ But all that matters in front of your eyes ♪

(laughing)

♪ Love is not hard to find ♪

♪ If we believe in us ♪

Whoa! (grunts) Ow!

♪ As hard as it can be ♪

♪ Remember by your side, you got a family ♪

♪ No matter what, we gonna love you for who you are ♪

♪ There’s no limit ♪

(sniffs, groans)

♪ Open your eyes ♪

♪ Love is not hard to find ♪

(screaming)

♪ As hard as it can be ♪

(clicking)

♪ Remember by your side, you got a family ♪

♪ No matter what, we gonna love you for who you are ♪

♪ There’s no limit ♪

♪ Open your eyes, love is not hard to find ♪

(singing in Spanish)

(whooping)

Yeah!

(whooping, excited chatter)

(singing in Spanish continues)

(grunting)

♪ As hard as it can be ♪

♪ Remember by your side, you got a family ♪

♪ No matter what ♪

(screaming)

♪ We gonna love you for who you are, there’s no limit ♪

♪ Open your eyes, love is not hard to find ♪

♪ As hard as it can be ♪

(laughs)

♪ Remember by your side, you got a family ♪

♪ No matter what, we gonna love you for who you are ♪

♪ There’s no limit ♪

♪ Open your eyes, love is not hard to find ♪

(both grunting)

Whoa!

(laughing)

(singing in Spanish)

(screams)

(laughs)

Whoa! Yeah!

♪ Open your eyes ♪

♪ Love is not hard to find. ♪

(song ends)

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

(music ends)

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