Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Director: Tim Burton
Writers: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Seth Grahame-Smith
Stars: Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O’Hara, Jenna Ortega, Willem Dafoe, Monica Bellucci, Justin Theroux, Arthur Conti
Plot: Following a family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return to their home in Winter River. Lydia Deetz, still haunted by memories of Beetlejuice, finds her life thrown into chaos once again when her teenage daughter, Astrid, unintentionally opens a portal to the Afterlife, bringing Beetlejuice back into their lives.
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♪ I don’t think I can stand it
♪ Because it took so long to bake it
♪ And I will never have that recipe again…
♪ Oh no
BASED ON THE CHARACTERS CREATED BY MICHAEL McDOWELL AND LARRY WILSON
Come in, if you dare.
Can the living and the dead coexist?
That’s what we’re going to find out.
My name is Lydia Deetz and welcome…
to Ghost Mansion.
Today we are joined in the attic by Emmett and…
Jodie Welch of Cleghorn, Wisconsin… along with her dog, Taco.
And today they will tell us about how the house… that they dreamed of, became a Ghost Mansion.
I have been a psychic mediator for more than 15 years.
But nothing would have prepared me for… what I found at the Welch farm…
to my visit.
This is a preview.
Caution: It’s intense.
I don’t know what I’ll find behind…
from this door, but…
That doesn’t want me here.
I can feel a dark presence.
We have to go, now!
Emmett, ready to hear about your paranormal visitors?
Tell me everything.
How about you, Jodie?
I haven’t been able to sleep since we moved…
to that horrible house.
Taco is so scared, that he becomes…
from the bathroom, in his bed, nightly.
It’s a living nightmare.
Face the unknown?
Conquer his fears?
Nothing is more difficult.
But, don’t worry, I’m going to be with…
What the hell…
No!
No! No!
What’s happening?
Don’t know.
Go.
No!
No!
You’re doing great!
What happened?
Do you need a break?
Yeah.
Let’s take a break.
Lydia Deetz, ladies and gentlemen!
Bravo!
I need five minutes, make it happen.
Okay, everyone. Let’s have lunch!
I told him to wear contact lenses, but no.
Don Mago Famoso didn’t pay attention to me.
You can stop now, Nadia!
I’m having a shitty day.
What happened there?
Are you OK?
Yes I’m fine.
Recording two shows is a lot.
It kills me to see you like this.
Because when you feel like this, I feel…
what you feel and in a strange way.
When something hurts
you, It hurts me, I don’t know.
Sorry.
I didn’t mean to make you feel that way.
Alright.
That just shows how connected we are.
Like we have the same stupid little heart.
No.
You don’t need these.
I only have one job, and it is seeing that…
don’t stifle your talents, at the bottom of…
a bottle of pills, Lydia.
Please, It’s just to get through the day.
Okay, but this is the last time I take you out…
pills from the trash, do you understand?
Or the toilet or the sink.
Okay, you can handle this, okay?
Yeah.
Is it mine?
Who is texting me?
Your stupid stepmother. She has diarrhea from the messages.
IT’S ABOUT YOUR FATHER! SEE YOU IN THE GALLERY!
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? DOES THAT FOOL HAVE YOUR PHONE?
I have to go.
Lydia.
We have one segment left to finish!
Tell us about your inspiration for the human canvas.
I am my own canvas.
I am my art.
As we know, art imitates life.
It feeds me.
And he wasn’t getting enough food, that’s all…
as a sculptor.
So I decided to broaden my tastes, and it turned out that…
I am an insatiable artist.
Delia.
Where were you?
I think I already cried all the water…
of my body.
What happened to dad?
I’m devastated, friend!
He is the Picasso of graffiti artists.
He imitated the walls of the Paris metro.
But he throws a little tantrum, because I had…
have to cancel the performance.
And what happened?
That?
Your father left me.
Did he divorce you?
What a horrible thought!
No, he’s dead.
That?
Daddy passed away.
As?
He was coming back from his observation expedition…
of birds, in the Funafuti atoll.
When his plane went down in the south…
of the Pacific.
That?
Did his plane crash?
That was his worst nightmare.
In fact, He survived the accident.
Did he drown?
Narrowly.
But not completely, no.
According to the survivors, Daddy grabbed a wing.
Here!
Come!
I was doing nothing here!
I was doing nothing here!
So how did he die?
A shark came out of the water and ate him!
Just like that!
I spoke with him on Saturday.
He was very happy.
He thanked me for the binoculars.
He said he observed the mating of the Ustuamoto sandpiper.
Yeah, He traveled to the other side of the world…
Let’s see how the birds do it on the beach.
And that killed him!
We have to tell Astrid.
Must?
She is already a very morbid little thing.
Yes, I can contact her…
We barely talk to each other.
Charles would die again, upon hearing that…
I canceled my exhibition!
Good night and see you never!
What did she say?
He disturbed Me! It’s a scandal!
You have no idea how much precious time I wasted.
But what!
Did you see that?
Good morning, sir.
Where am I?
Down the hallway, second door on the right.
Take a number.
Someone will help you.
Eventually.
Damn foreigners!
No!
LOST OBJECTS
UNCLAIMED PARTS 455
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♪ Night and day, There is a burning inside me
♪ Ardent love, with a longing that doesn’t let me be
♪ Down I go and I can’t bear it all alone
♪ I really should be hugging you, hugging you
♪ Hugging you…
♪ And loving you, loving you
♪ Tragedy…
♪ When you lose control and you have no soul, it is tragedy
♪ When the morning cries and you don’t know why it’s hard to bear
♪ With no one who loves you, you’re not going anywhere
♪ Tragedy…
♪ When the feeling is gone and you can’t go on, it’s tragedy
♪ When the morning cries and you don’t know why it’s hard to bear
♪ With no one who loves you, you’re not going anywhere
♪ Tragedy…
♪ When the feeling is gone and you can’t go on, it’s tragedy
♪ When the morning cries and you don’t know why it’s hard to bear< /i> ♪ With no one who loves you, You’re not going anywhere…
Hey!
Sweetness!
You’re not supposed to be back here!
Don’t make me tell you twice!
♪ Tragedy…
Where is Beetlejuice?
♪ Tragedy…
WAKE UP, WE ARE FRY JOIN THE CLIMATE CREW
SUPPOSED MOM CALLING…
When they already have three children and two divorces,
Let’s see who is the one who laughs.
Perfect.
Stop bothering me.
It’s already decided, we’re taking Charles to Winter River.
But I have never organized a funeral.
I have never organized anything, without Charles…
at my side, admiring me.
Delighted.
I’m Astrid, please don’t leave your message.
She doesn’t want to answer me.
Maybe I should tell Astrid…
about Charles?
It may be easier for a male archetype…
not feminine.
There are no more men left in this family.
I’m not offended, Delia.
In short, I will be part of the family.
What’s more, I can be the perfect person…
to tell him, after I myself suffered the loss of my grandfather.
Yeah? When?
40 years ago, but for my inner child…
It was like yesterday.
I’m going to tell Astrid, Okay?
Wait for me downstairs for a few minutes.
Enough, I’ll take care of this.
Astrid!
Astrid!
Astrid!
Stop torturing your mother!
It usually amuses me when you do it, and it’s…
fair, because of the way she…
She treated me at your age.
But, not today.
Your mommy was left without her daddy.
You lost your grandfather.
And I lost my horny male.
Charles!
Charles!
Oh Charles!
I can’t believe grandpa died.
He was the only semi-normal person in this family.
We’re going to be in Winter River for a few weeks.
What about a few weeks?
Wasn’t it just for the funeral?
You have to get everything out of the house.
Grandpa loved that place.
Yeah, and that is why we are going to honor him…
with a funeral collective.
Funeral collective?
I envision a semi-multimedia visual manifesto of our loss.
What does loss look like?
Are they just tears?
A tombstone?
Dried gladiola? No!
We have to release the art of mourning!
Yes, that sounds very dramatic.
I can’t go.
Next week, I represent the school…
at the environmental conference.
We will demand action against climate change.
I already spoke with the Director and she authorized it for me.
Even she thought it was a good idea.
Of course, when you donate an entire Arts Center…
the Director immediately becomes your little puppet.
Well, you can reject your inheritance, when you live on…
your salary for hugging trees.
That? No!
No!
Hey, people already know that Lydia Deetz is my mom.
Could you stop behaving…
Like a freak, for a second?
Comes back!
So that?
People already know that you prefer to spend more time with…
the ghosts, than with your own daughter.
Jesus, Bob.
Can’t you see that I’m focused?
Look, Bob, long distance relationships…
They can be difficult.
Especially if one is dead and the other…
He’s been ignoring you for 30 years.
But Lydia and I have a strong…
psychic connection.
I need to get those people out of my house!
Please wait, Call Center from Beyond!
Please wait!
What is the price of premium bioexorcism?
But I’ll tell you something…
She definitely saw me last time.
Give me my money back!
I felt ticklish!
I’m going to put her call through.
I just died!
And she has already remarried.
Sell him the Honeymoon package, I kill the new husband
and possess the ex-wife, so that she can do dishonorable things.
And then I post the photos.
Can you pay in months or…
Help me. These people don’t…
They need me upstairs.
Bob, hold down the fort.
It didn’t work.
Give me my money back.
Where am I?
Take a number and sit down.
I’m more of a dog person.
You! Office 515!
Now!
Come on!
Walk!
Be careful with the suit!
No non-Detective!
Another protester!
There is a 10-09…
Wolf Jackson!
Anticrime Force!
From Beyond.
Let’s see if I guess.
Actor.
Not just any actor.
I did everything.
Six films and a remake.
I became Frank Hardboiler.
Doing my stunts was non-negotiable.
And do you know why?
Authenticity.
Correct.
A Narcotics Captain doesn’t knock on a
door and wait for a drug addict to come to…
knock it down and neither can I.
You have to keep it real.
Sounds like you came out a little too real there, don’t you, buddy?
I didn’t know it was a real grenade.
Your name was mentioned in this case…
that I investigate.
Do you recognize this kitten?
Well, I never met her in my life.
Or in the next one.
BETELGEUSE IS MINE!
Any idea why my suspect she wrote…
your name, with that fool’s drool?
I don’t know, Wolf.
She may be a super fan.
Guys like us bring the girls crazy.
I put together all the parts of her body.
My intuition says she’s out for revenge.
And you seem to be number one in hers…
murder list
Well, she won’t be the first woman he wants…
kill me
And it is not easy to murder a deceased person.
She can.
She is a soul sucker.
Yeah. You have no idea.
I recommend you be discreet.
If you put your hands on it, You will be a deceased dead.
And she can’t come back from that, Mr. Juice.
Understood.
♪ Day-or…
♪ They tell me that the day-o
♪ The light of day is coming and I want to go home
♪ Day…
♪ They tell me that the day, they tell me that the day, they tell me that the day
♪ The light of day is coming and I want to go home
♪ Come on, Mr. accountant, count my bananas
♪ The light of day is coming and I want to go home
♪ Raise six feet, seven feet, an eight foot bunch
♪ The light of day is coming and I want to go home…
I just can’t believe I won’t see again…
to Charles again.
Take comfort in knowing that he is in a place…
far better.
The angels guide him towards the eternal
light and his soul will fly like the birds that…
He adored him so much and he will tour the Elysian Fields, until…
the glory that awaits us.
That?
Since dad’s, He wasn’t going to a funeral.
Death is hard.
Yes, sometimes I think life is worse.
I know.
Hey, if you want to talk to the therapist…
again…
There you go again.
You always run away from any conversation about dad.
Astrid…
I loved your father, but our relationship…
It was over long before the accident.
I still don’t understand why you don’t see him.
Why not?
That’s what I would like to know.
But this ability didn’t exactly come…
with instructions.
It all started when I was your age.
How ironic, right?
You watch any ghost for your shitty
TV show, but the only ghost I
actually care about, you can’t watch at all.
It’s closed!
Sorry for the inconvenience.
My name is Charles Deetz.
I feel like I lost my mind.
Where am I?
Stupid newbies.
Wait!
Waiting room!
Alright.
Incredible!
Who is there?
My ex-wife is back.
I know what you’re thinking.
When was Beetlejuice chained?
What kind of woman could keep him satisfied?
Well…
I’ll tell them!
In a forgotten time, surrounded by death and
plague, the tentacles of our love were spread.
I was a humble grave robber,
trading in abandoned corpses.
My heart had long ago withered into the abyss.
But fate, like a ghost, cast its long
shadow, on a cold, starless night.
Her name was Delores.
From the moment I looked into his cursed eyes, I was spellbound.
It was a traditional ceremony.
We drank each other’s blood…
we ripped the heads off a couple of chickens…
and we sacrificed a goat.
Our wedding night…
It was a symphony of carnal pleasures.
A macabre opera of lust…
and unbridled desire.
But my new wife harbored a sinister secret…
She was the leader of a…
deadly sect that sucked souls.
Like a spider approaching its
prey, it was ready to attack.
His quest for immortality required two things…
My life… And my soul!
POISON Hey, I
have strange tastes too.
But even I have limits… so…
We separate.
And now she’s back.
And she is furious.
There must be a lot of noise there, right?
And here too.
Listen, if you need to process any of…
your emotions, I am here for you.
Emotions already processed. Thank you.
I saw how you looked at your grandfather’s grave.
He must have been a great guy.
Death is, like…
It’s tragic, isn’t it?
And, if you want to cry, or rant against the…
feelings that you have stored there, I want you to know…
that I can be…
a very cool father to you.
I’m fine.
Well, these moments can strangely unite…
a family
I walk here, I wrote a poem to…
your grandfather
Oh really?
And what does he say?
It’s, it’s, it’s…
Start…
I mean, it talks about pain,
obviously, and acceptance.
It’s long, I didn’t learn it, or anything,
but, it turned out very nice to me.
Rory, cut the fuck off.
I don’t buy your New Age stories, super
sentimental, about sharing your traumas in…
yoga retreats.
I see you as you are.
Just like you, my mom is a person…
very defective, who hallucinates and fantasizes.
And you exploit her, and if she allows you, it’s up to her.
I’m sorry.
I know, thank you.
But if she is the little one Jane Butterfield.
And little Jane?
I’m Jane Butterfield-Lee now.
I carry it with a script.
Is it Maxi Dean?
No.
No, no one has arrived.
Samples, from my husband’s microbrewery.
Micro, would they be for people who have micro mouths?
Why is your house covered in black cloth?
It is a death veil.
With the death of Charles, also dies…
this house, and I am protecting it in the transition from it.
To a new life, with a new family.
I’m dying to show it.
There is already a line of buyers, Thanks to you, Lydia.
Everyone wants to buy the Original Ghost Mansion.
Ghosts are not real.
Only naive people believe that kind of shit.
At least it pays the bills, right, mom?
Okay, honey, let’s go.
May I have your attention, please?
That?
We are gathered to celebrate life…
of an extraordinary man.
And I only had the pleasure of being with Charles a few times.
And I can tell you that he wouldn’t want speeches.
Charles hated public displays of affection.
Yes, but he also…
he chose to live his life fully.
And I’m going to follow Charles Deetz and his great example.
Lydia, I know the intention was to go slowly…
in this relationship, but I can’t wait anymore.
Let’s get married at your favorite party.
Do you want to marry me on Halloween?
That, that would be in two days!
Yes, I know.
I already spoke with Father Damon and…
the Church will be available.
The sanctuary of the Lord welcomes those who…
They seek salvation and eternal glory.
Only not before twelve, nor from three to four.
Did you seriously think of doing this today at Charles’s funeral?
Yes, yes.
Yes, why…
Because being here, surrounded by death, we have to…
commit ourselves to choosing life.
Because I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Lydia.
And with you, Delia.
And with you, too.
And with you, again.
What do you say to me?
Rory, I can’t commit to this now.
Alright.
It’s just that I’ve already lost so much.
What are you taking about?
Well, first the death of Charles, then the…
death of my grandfather, you know it.
And now he dies…
ours.
No no, but it wasn’t my intention.
I thought you wanted to bungee jump…
life, with me, without networks, or anything, right?
But I think the only thing that jumped…
in bungee today, it’s love.
And the rope broke.
Come on, Rory, I love you.
And I love you.
What are we waiting for?
Okay, I think…
My God…
He said “yes”!
She said yes.
Astrid!
♪ I don’t like it at all
♪ But some days I love everyone
♪ Sometimes when things get difficult…
♪ There are times I cry
♪ And on Sunday I pray to a God
♪ I don’t know who, but this one gives me love
♪ Some days, some days
♪ And when the Sun rises…
♪ And there are good people
♪ That restores my faith
♪ Some days, some days…
Sorry, I’m not going to tell him!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Careful!
Are you OK?
Are you OK? What happened?
Yeah.
I will live.
And what do you read?
It’s “Crime and Punishment.”
You are one of those.
I’m one of those.
And what does that mean?
Nothing.
I’ve already read it three times.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Grief and suffering are inevitable.
Yeah.
But…
It’s incredible that you quote Dostoevsky.
Where have you been all my life?
How long have you lived in Winter River?
Of all my life.
I’ve never seen you around here.
Yes. It was a temporary stopover for the funeral of…
my grandfather
Until my mom’s asshole boyfriend…
he turned it at an engagement party, all of a sudden.
He even announced the wedding date.
That is…
different.
Yes. If you knew my mom, It’s typical of her.
And your father is not listed or…
No.
He was a free spirit.
He defended lost causes.
They separated and he went to Brazil.
To try to save the jungle.
But mom grew up here, in the old house on the hill.
In the Ghost Mansion?
Is your mom Lydia Deetz?
Unfortunately.
She is a legend!
Well yes, for those who believe in supernatural shit.
You don’t believe?
No.
In what I see, It’s what I believe in.
Like science. Facts.
Yes, and it will continue like this.
Back to the madness.
By the way, sorry about your fence.
Tell your parents that my mom is going to pay them.
It doesn’t matter.
Surely they won’t even notice.
Hey, I’ll be here…
tomorrow.
If you want a…
rest from madness.
Witnesses described her as the soulsucker of Lost and Found.
Shall I tell you the weird part, Boss?
Tell me.
After leaving the owner like a human hotcake,
stole a wedding dress.
Clear.
The stapled crazy woman is excited about a meeting…
romantic, with Mr. Juice.
She won’t stop killing, until she returns it…
to take to the altar.
Cases like this make me question why…
I became a police officer.
You are not a police officer. You are an actor.
Thanks, Janet.
You keep me real.
Should we put that Beetlejuice in police protection?
If you find it.
He must be hidden.
Crazy panicked.
Louder, guys.
Don’t let Delores go through that door.
Bob.
Almost like looking in a mirror.
You see, Bob… You will be my decoy.
You will go in front of me, at all times.
So she will suck your soul, while I run away.
Do you understand?
OBITUARY
CHARLES DEETZ
ARTIST WIFE SURVIVES HIM AND DAUGHTER DRIVER
Now is my chance.
No.
That?!
Because?
No, no, no…
Delia, what’s wrong?
I try to capture the perfect primal scream.
I’m going to print it, I will put it on
the wall and I want you to do it too.
So that?
For the collective.
It is not sincere to celebrate only the good of…
our deceased, without first letting go of the horror…
that provoked us.
And what horrible thing did grandpa do to you?
He bought this house without telling me.
My God!
He came from buying boxes in town and…
I heard you scream, are you okay?
It was Delia.
Oh, Delia.
I’m fine!
Ignore her.
You are very considerate.
Astrid, can you help him with the boxes?
I told the movers to come in…
a week, okay?
I think that will give us time to get over…
grief and trauma.
And then after the wedding, I think we
should go back and finish the programs.
Maybe mom will tell the ghosts in the attic to help us.
Adam and Barbara Maitland. They no longer live here.
Did they go to own another house?
No, we saw a legal loophole and they were able to move forward.
How convenient.
CALL NOW! WE ARE #1
BIOEXORCIST
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A LOVE CONNECTION?
I thought she had lost them.
That was taken in a Mario Bava Horror Festival.
I was nine months pregnant with you.
My water broke during “Kill Baby Kill.
” Dad’s favorite movie.
Yeah.
Can I keep them?
Yeah.
And I like the model of Winter River.
Did grandpa make it?
No, that was the Maitlands.
You already know.
The non-existent ghost couple.
That was on the floor.
Who is Beetlejuice?
Never say that name. Never, ever.
-Beetlejuice.
No, Astrid!
I’m serious.
If you repeat that name three times, things will happen…
very bad.
That?
What’s more, You are prohibited from going up to the attic.
Do you understand me?
Yes, I understand that you are crazy.
My God, it’s you.
I thought a moose was coming to attack me.
They are breathing exercises.
Try to see ghosts every day.
Astrid!
Leave her.
She hates me.
She still thinks that Richard’s death was…
my fault
You blame me for your mother’s.
She’s not dead.
And, I never blamed you.
She resented you. It’s different.
You weren’t very nice.
No, you barely noticed it existed.
But it turned out well in the end, right?
Yeah.
Since what I do made me famous…
We got very close.
No, I liked you a little before that.
The terrifying breathing again!
Works!
I learned it at the survivors’ retreat, that’s where…
I met Rory.
Of course.
And he was shocked by Richard’s death.
And I worked on my unresolved feelings.
And Rory had just lost his fiancee…
in a ski accident.
We were in the same circle of pain.
And we connect…
Yeah.
He liked you a lot, at the worst moment of your life.
I don’t breathe like that for him.
Astrid found this in the attic.
AND?
AND?
From time to time I can feel it present.
Like it was lurking around me.
In the distance.
But lately I’ve seen it again.
And I hoped he was in my head.
But now this appears.
Lydia, you have to get your life back.
Of your flatterers.
Of this thing.
Where is the annoying little goth girl, who…
tormented so many years ago?
It’s time to find her.
Hello.
Hello.
Jeremy, is that you?
Yeah.
Mom, I’m going to be upstairs with a friend.
Okay, have fun.
Hello, dad.
Son.
He lives it up in that room.
Lots of vinyl from the nineties.
Did you buy them on eBay?
No, in record stores.
I don’t trust what I can’t touch.
Manual of the Recent Deceased.
I found it at a garage sale.
In the town.
The illustrations are very crazy.
Yeah, it’s the kind of book shit, that my mother would endorse.
What’s going on with your parents?
Well, my mom spends all her time in the kitchen.
Baking from stress.
And my dad worked in the paper
factory, but he had an accident.
And now he spends his time glued to the couch.
I can’t wait to get out of this shitty town.
You must have traveled to many places…
with your famous mom?
Almost not.
Dad was more the traveler, anyway.
We had plans to visit the top ten places…
terrifying of the Earth.
That is, the Tower of London, Dracula’s Castle and…
Yes, but we never had the chance to do it.
What happened to him?
Boat accident.
They tried to find him in the Amazon
for weeks and his body did not appear.
Do you really miss him?
Yeah.
Yes, even if it was I would have wanted to say goodbye.
What, your mom can’t contact him?
She says she can’t see him.
Why not?
Because she is a fraud.
Well, that sounds strong.
Well, tomorrow is Halloween.
I know.
It was my favorite party.
Because my dad got excited making the costumes…
less appropriate.
Yeah, I think when I was in Second Grade,
I wore a costume from Munch’s “The Scream.”
Yes, it was by choice.
Yeah.
But my mom is getting married that day and, I don’t
know, it’s probably not going to be my favorite party anymore.
What time is the wedding?
At midnight.
The witching hour.
My future stepfather’s stupid idea.
Well, why don’t you come with me?
Before.
We can, I don’t know, order pizza, hand out sweets
Only if you want.
But there is no, there is no, there is no pressure.
And these sinister birds?
Watching birds was my father’s passion.
I contacted the vintage store in Soho.
They sent several possible wedding dresses.
They are supposed to arrive shortly.
Brilliant! Thank you.
And a little bird perhaps spoke of…
wedding with several newsreels.
You have to sell the photos exclusively.
It will be good publicity for the program.
Hey, the wedding really makes me happy, but…
Could it be something smaller and more private?
Yes of course.
It’s your big day.
Night or whatever.
Hello, I have a fever all over my body.
Throughout the body.
SENSUAL MAN LOOK FOR BURNING LADY
Lydia?
I want you out of my life!
Did you hear me?
Lydia?
Who are you yelling at?
Remember the couples therapist we saw?
Dr. Clickman said something was holding me back
and until I faced it, you and I…
we would not evolve.
Well he was right.
And, now I’m going to tell you.
But I’m warning you, it’s going to sound very crazy.
Is that okay with you?
Well of course, I would love to.
Let’s break down that barrier together.
Okay, just give me a second.
When I was a teenager, a deceitful demon terrified…
my whole family and he wanted to force me to get married…
with him, so that he could return to the real world.
Eternally.
I thought he would be gone forever.
And lately I’ve seen it again.
And now, I’m actually back.
And I don’t know why or how, nor what to do.
Okay, so you say someone named Beetlejuice…
No… say his name!
If you say his name three times, he’s going to show up.
Okay.
And this demon is clearly a construct of…
your repressed traumas.
Traumas that you have to face or…
Otherwise, they will get worse.
He is not a construct.
He is literally a demon.
I know this is an important step for you.
But in the words of Dr. Clickman, I’ll…
to give the push you need.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS? ME TOO!
COUPLE THERAPISTWhat just happened?
We are in the model.
That’s not possible.
What the hell?
I told you not to say his name!
Beetlejuice!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Never say that name!
Never, ever!
You have to get out of here, now!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Is that… -Beetlejuice.
First, I want to tell you kids,
this is a safe space, Okay?
Express yourself freely, don’t be afraid.
I feel like there’s a drainer, But I’ll get to that.
Look, think about it and get it all out, okay?
Who wants to be the first?
Okay, I’ll go.
Ready. This is how I commit to work.
They have to be in touch with their inner child.
Mine will come in a little while.
Everyone tells me that he has my eyes.
Personally, I don’t see it.
Let’s fly, kid!
They are my repressed traumas, They are my repressed traumas.
You are a figment of my imagination!
Really?
Is this a figment of your imagination?
Just like his father. He loves legs.
It was you who was stalking me!
Hey, if stalking means…
Remarrying the love of my life…
Well, I’m guilty as charged, come here.
Home, home, home!
♪ Wherever you go Whatever you do
♪ I will be here waiting for you
What happened?
I dreamed something crazy.
Yes, I think we should stop taking the pills.
LIVING CARGO HANDLE WITH CARE LIVE REPTILES
Vipers.
In fact, asps.
They are not beautiful.
A wedding gift for Rory?
Very late. They don’t have fangs.
They are already harmless.
And, they are for me.
In Ancient Egypt, The Queen wore…
perform a ritual, in Pharaoh’s tomb of her,
using snakes, as a symbol of her eternal love.
Are you sure about that?
I read that for Ra, They were a constant siege…
in the Underworld and represented total chaos.
That’s why schools need more art and less reading.
Your wish came true.
We’re leaving.
Pack your things, I’m going to take you back to school.
Wait. What happened?
You won’t believe me, yes I tell you.
I’ll pay a whole fleet of movers…
Let them take everything back to Manhattan.
Except for the model.
You have to break it into a thousand pieces and burn it.
And are you going to cancel the wedding?
What did that brainless guy do to you?
It wasn’t Rory.
He is here, in the model.
I saw it.
Rory too, but he believed that he was dreaming.
Wait. We can’t leave yet.
I have plans.
Tomorrow with a new friend.
When did you have time to meet a boy?
While you were planning to get married.
It’s not to hurt you, It’s just karma.
I was on the bike and then I crashed…
against his fence and we started talking.
He invited me to his house to spend Halloween.
Can I go, mom?
Please?
I will not allow that threat…
to humanity, bother our family again.
No one will go in there and no one will say his name.
We’ll be fine, right?
Mom, come on, I’m late!
Trick or Treat!
Guys, not that house.
Are you sure this is the correct address?
Yes, 125 Jefferson Street.
Don’t judge.
Her father had an accident at work
and they are not having a good time.
It’s cute!
What are you doing?
I want to say hello to your parents.
Oh really?
This is not a play date.
I’m not six years old, nothing will happen to me.
Very good, okay?
It’s true.
Have fun and I’ll come get you at 10 o’clock.
And not a second later.
Trick or Treat!
I went down to look in the basement.
I forgot we had all this.
Yes, you really shined.
Yeah.
I like your costume James Dean, by the way.
Thank you.
Yes, my parents say I look like Richie from Happy Days.
Your costume looks great.
Who are you supposed to be?
Marie Curie.
French physicist, winner of two Nobel Prizes and feminist icon.
She was the one who discovered radiation, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, she had no idea that would kill her.
Yes, well, for someone dying of poisoning…
by radiation, you are…
beautiful.
I went to buy sweets.
Lots of sweets.
Maybe there are too many.
We can, I don’t know, eat the leftovers, if you want.
Or we can distribute them now, if that’s what you want to do.
Yes, I have a confession, in fact.
I’d rather stay up here, with you.
Okay.
Yes, that works too.
Please don’t be scared.
What are you?
Don’t you know?
Astrid, seriously, you don’t have to be scared.
You are a ghost.
My mom told the truth. Shit!
When my parents fought, I stole from them…
a six pack of beers to my dad and I hid…
in the tree house.
And one day, I slipped and fell.
And how long ago did that happen?
Twenty three years, five months and fourteen days.
But who’s counting?
I’ve been trapped in this house for twenty-three years.
I can’t get past that tree and…
I spend my time looking at the world outside.
But you appeared and you can see me.
I’ve been alone for so long, It was like a…
grenade will explode in my head.
It was incredible.
You are amazing.
I have to go.
Astrid, I know, I know, It’s weird, but I
really like you and I want us to be together.
As?
You are dead, I am alive, it doesn’t make sense.
Well, And if I told you that I found the…
way to become human again.
It’s all in this book.
When you die, They all give us one of these.
It’s something complicated, but I can only do it…
with the help of a living person.
And seriously, you could give me my life back?
I don’t know, We could ask my mom, she’s
supposed to be the expert on the dead, right?
Yeah, well, she sure will give you…
a million reasons just for you to walk away, but…
I will give you a reason to help me.
You could see your dad again.
The official open house is next Sunday
and then we’ll let the bidding war begin.
And Rory?
He went to the supermarket, to change the sweets…
that I bought, for carrots, because Rory loves to fuck…
fun, even at Halloween.
I’m in a hurry, I’ll see you at Church.
If you don’t cancel the wedding before.
No, Delia.
Where are you going?
To the cemetery, to live with the spirit of…
my beloved husband.
And I have to run away, I’m a chaperone…
from little Jane’s Scout troop.
We spent weeks deciding on everyone’s
costumes and it was agreed that nothing from Disney.
The only thing closest I’ve seen to Disney…
It was when Astrid dressed up as Cinderella’s dead mother.
You won’t guess what the girls
decided to be, fruits and salads.
Doesn’t it seem clever to you, It is healthy and not scary.
I’m going to go…
Reverse mortgage, which is a mortgage but in reverse.
Where is Astrid?
On a date, her first.
I think I’m more nervous than her.
The boy lives in Jefferson.
Don’t mention that street.
I have a house there that prevents me from achieving…
the sales record.
But it’s my fault, The property has been around for years…
on sale.
I thought that if I sold the murder house…
It would look good on my record.
Homicide house?
What house?
The one at 125.
It’s the number where I left Astrid, there…
I would see a boy named Jeremy.
Jeremy Fraser.
No, I don’t know his last name.
No, it can’t be him.
But Jeremy Fraser was a bad boy.
23 years ago, He killed his parents.
The Police found him hiding in his tree house.
When they wanted to take him down he fell, he broke…
the neck and suffered instant death.
Does that only have to be done to go to the Beyond?
Draw a door with chalk?
And knock three times.
I just do what it says there.
How simple.
Maybe it’s not that simple.
And what do we do? Enter and that’s it?
I can, but since you’re still alive, you have to…
read that incantation first.
Demundo vivorum adeo intertum.
FOR SALE
Astrid!
Jeremy? It’s you?
Okay. I think it worked.
Astrid!
Let’s go see your dad.
Astrid! No!
Okay, very good.
Alright.
Okay, you just wait here.
I’m going to ask where I’m supposed to go.
And ask where my dad is.
Excuse me, sorry.
Sorry, I’m going to…
Merry christmas!
Merry christmas!
INFORMATION
Thank you.
Okay, you have to go to Immigration.
NO EXIT
Excuse me, Can I speak to your manager?
My wife is going to kill me, If I don’t come home soon.
How cute. Take a number and sit down.
Friend!
Powers of eternal life!
R.I.P. CHARLES DEETZ FATHER, HUSBAND, BIRD WATCHER.
Accept my Charles, how I have accepted his death!
No, I didn’t accept it.
I won’t even accept it.
Sadness never expires.
That sounded good.
Although sadness never expires!
Kings of commerce!
Gentlemen of Nasdaq!
Understand that he is worthy of walking through the door…
of the Kingdom of him.
You will not be my King again, but with…
the blessing of the angels of eternal love…
I, your Queen who survives you, I will gladly accept the throne of your…
Okay, here. Thank you.
Thank you.
Are you okay, honey?
You look a little upset.
It’s pre-wedding nerves…
I’ll just go upstairs and try on the dress.
But don’t go up, because it’s bad luck…
See me before the ceremony.
Clear.
Look! Hello!
Who is clowning?
Trick or Treat! Trick or Treat!
Here you go!
Apples, carrots and some raisins, because no one…
He likes fat clowns.
I can’t believe I’m going to do this.
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
The Juice is loose.
I need you to tell me what this means.
Let’s see, let’s take a look.
Not to make a long story short, Your daughter is screwed.
She decided to exchange lives with that boy.
He comes back and she stays on the other side, permanently.
It’s a one-way ticket on the Soul Train.
The Soul Train?
That’s how it is. Last stop… The beyond.
No, we shouldn’t let her get on that train.
You have to put me in there, so I can get it out of her.
Well, I can take you, but it’s a give and give.
Of course yes. What do you want?
Well, I have an ex-wife, okay?
First of all, she is a big crazy woman.
I left her, but she doesn’t give up.
If I could stay away from her forever, it would be…
Do you want me to marry you?
I thought you wouldn’t ask me.
How do I know that you will keep your word?
For the soul of my mother, I swear.
Alright. Perfect!
I marry you, yes you help me save my daughter.
I’ll need it in writing.
The little hand? And that’s it!
I’m going to make you so happy!
Jesus! What is the plan to enter?
Yeah…
Yeah, you can’t exactly get through the front door.
I need demonic possession.
He is a boy and…
The worker is on strike and the waiting room is full.
Tell Beetlejuice those people are still at my house.
Hello? Hello?
They never saw us!
Do you understand?
Bob!
You and the boys stand guard.
Let no one pass.
Come on, honey.
Okay, everyone! Get back to work!
Trick or Treat!
Trick or treat!
Wait.
One each. Don’t cheat.
Yes of course.
Asshole.
Okay, everyone. Strawberries pick first this time.
Don’t push each other.
Hands up, stupid!
Or I’m going to paint the wall with your little brain!
1031.
Not like that!
Your turn.
It sounds very forced.
Remember, say it casual, spontaneous.
You have to keep it real!
Alert!
Olga!
What the hell is happening?
We have a code 699 violation.
Are you going to tell me that a living person entered illegally…
to the Beyond?
699.
Let the Gul Squad come!
Violation 699.
I need a thorough search for two suspects.
A scumbag who goes by the name of Beetlejuice.
And a flesh and blood female.
A certain Lydia Deetz.
Break down all the doors.
Do not leave any tombstone unturned.
Yes, strain to the sands of time…
if necessary.
Men.
For this they have been training all their deaths.
And remember…
You have to keep it real!
Yeah!
What the hell!
Where am I…
No! No…
No!
No!
No…
Excuse me.
What if it was a mistake?
Because I shouldn’t be here.
Are you serious?
No!
I have global entry.
There won’t be a special line?
The 8:35 train to the Beyond…
comes on time.
Following.
Stand on the marks and look directly at…
the camera.
The 8 o’clock train…
Say whiskey!
He will leave for the…
Are you OK?
No.
I feel strange.
I feel great.
Who would have thought?
And what just happened?
Well, it’s easy.
Do you remember the incantation I told you to recite?
You agreed to exchange your life for mine.
That?
I needed your life so I could walk free.
She has a seat on the Soul Train.
Going to the Beyond.
If you hurry, she can take the 8:35 one.
Thank you so much.
No, wait.
I never accepted this!
How do I come back to life?
They should seal this for you. Window eleven.
The transfer will not be permanent until then.
Dad?
Astrid?
Dad!
Dad!
Help me!
Dad!
Astrid.
Soon, my beloved. Soon.
Alert. Violation of code 699.
All clear. Come on.
We’re like Bonnie and Clyde, but without bullet holes.
Are you sure you know where you’re going?
You go straight down the hallway.
Three rights to gate nine and straight…
to Soul Train.
And where are you going?
I have to go to the bathroom first.
OUTPUTS
Let’s go! Yeah!
ETERNAL GLORY IN TIME DELAYED HEAVENLY DOOR
This is the 8:35 train to the Beyond.
All aboard.
To Soul Train.
No!
No!
No!
Astrid! Astrid!
No no…
Please!
Move!
Move that hip, mom!
Astrid.
High!
There!
By the way, I saw dad.
Where are we?
Don’t know!
That’s Saturn!
This must be one of his Moons!
The Beyond is super random!
Sandworm!
Runs!
Give me your hand!
Here! Come on!
Shut up!
Marie Curie, already poisoned by radiation, right?
I learned from the best.
We made a great girl.
Yes, we did it.
Come!
I know they don’t see me, but I’m taking care of them all the time.
And I don’t want to be the reason they break up.
They are needed.
The two complement each other.
Since always.
Alert, we have a violation.
We have to go back to Winter River.
They won’t be able to leave, until Astrid get her life back.
Come on, let’s go.
The Gul Squad already found the opening and sealed it.
Any trace of Mr. Beetlejuice or the flesh and blood?
They keep searching, but we found something that may be useful.
Bob?
Let me tell you how this will go.
Either you move those wrinkled lips, or I will thunder…
your horrible little head, like a pistachio.
Where is Beetlejuice?!
Rowdy?
Father, I see people with their heads shrunken, everywhere.
“But do not fear, for your eyes will see strange things.
” Do you feel fear and tremble?
Yes, I’m shitting my pants.
And what are you doing here?
I look for lost sheep, to bring them back to the light.
Why don’t I take you to church?
Trick or Treat!
Sorry, sorry.
Now I’m back in line.
Just, excuse me, just…
Sorry, I just… I’m late for a wedding.
Yes, a question.
How do I get out of here?
Because someone made a serious mistake.
It’s my rest.
Take a number and sit down.
No, the asps left their fangs.
I paid extra to have them removed.
Honey, you’re already dead, okay?
Now take a number and sit down.
Is there anyone who has the power to help me?
Has saying that worked for you before?
I… I’m not dead!
You know what, my husband is here.
Charles Deetz.
Yes, he can fix it.
Call him, he’ll fix it. He fixes everything.
He can’t fix anything anymore.
No, wait, wait. I have influences.
I have influences. I am influential!
No.
Beetlejuice.
No.
Beetlejuice.
Bee…
Here I am.
I understand now.
Since you are dead, Do you want to join me?
Would you help me find Charles, please?
And then the VIP room?
Clear!
Okay.
After you help me find…
to my runaway girlfriend.
Where is he?
Tell me.
Don’t cross the line, until they call him.
Don’t stamp that passport!
They were late, man.
Wasn’t it Dostoevsky who said…
SHIT LUCK!
Goodbye, asshole.
This way, follow me.
Following.
Alert. Intruders detected.
Here.
This is code 699.
We have intruders…
Okay, that’s as far as I’m going.
Alright. I love you.
I love you too, darling.
Have an amazing life.
And take care of yourselves.
Yeah.
Very good.
I’ll see them.
Okay.
Thank you for saving my life.
Sorry I never thought you saw ghosts and…
I don’t know, sorry for everything.
Astrid, no…
Lydia, quick! It’s too late!
My God! My wedding!
Let’s get started!
That? Mom, with everything that happened, you know that…
You don’t have to do this, right?
No! But if I don’t do it today, I’m never going to do it.
But are you sure about this?
Rory loves me and that should be enough.
Quick, dear!
Come on, come on!
She welcomes the lost sheep with open arms.
Oh my God!
I thought you regretted it.
No, believe me.
He just came to save me from a hellish day.
Who are all these people?
Just a couple of influencers.
No one with less than 5 million followers.
And I think there is a streaming executive.
Will we do this?
Yeah.
And your dress?
It only matters that I came, so let’s go straight…
to the votes.
Where is Delia?
Right here.
She helped me calm down before the wedding.
They gave me tickles.
Alright, get lost.
You! Are you that thing from my dream?
Well, I’m more the stuff of nightmares, but thanks.
Are you Beetle…
Part of the agreement is that they will never say my name again.
Never!
What agreement?
The one she signed to save you.
By the way, you can tell me, pa’.
Lydia?
Did you agree to be his wife?
She was desperate and she was my only option.
Lydia, what’s going on here?
Uncomfortable!
I haven’t seen any progress since our last session.
So I’m going to suggest drug therapy.
Don’t be afraid to share, when you’re ready.
I always thought your whole act was a lie.
I never believed in ghosts, spirits, or anything like that.
That? After all this time?
And why did you want to marry me?
For money!
I knew I would earn more like your husband, than as your manager.
And I never had a dead fiancée.
I only went to the survivors’ retreat,
to meet weak women to exploit them.
In you I found the mine of codependency.
Would physical therapy be okay for you?
We want to thank you for coming to this…
special occasion, but right now we would like a little privacy.
Where are you going, Father?
Honey, I have one more surprise, and this is from my heart.
♪ Spring never waited for us, girl
♪ she ran one step ahead </ i> </ b>
♪ While we were dancing
♪ Between the separated and repressed pages
♪ In the hot and feverish iron of love
♪ Like a pair of striped pants
♪ MacArthur Park melts into darkness
♪ All the sweet, green frosting flows down
♪ Someone left the cake in the rain
♪ I don’t think I can stand it
♪ Because it took so long to bake it
♪ And I will never have that recipe again…
♪ Oh no!
♪ I remember the yellow cotton dress
♪ Foaming like a wave
♪ On the floor around your knees
♪ The birds, like tender babies in your hands
♪ And the old men playing checkers, next to the trees
♪ MacArthur Park melts into darkness
♪ All the sweet, green frosting flows down
♪ Someone left the cake in the rain
♪ I don’t think I can stand it
♪ Because it took so long to bake it
♪ And I will never have that recipe again…
♪ Oh no!
I love these montages.
♪ There will be another song for me
♪ Because I will sing it
♪ I will drink the wine, while it’s hot
♪ And never let you catch me looking at the Sun
♪ And after all the loves of my life
♪ After all the loves of my life…
♪ You will continue to be the chosen one
♪ I will take my life in my hands and use it
♪ I will gain adoration in her eyes and lose her… </ i> </ b>
Mr. Juice, she has violated code 69…
Stay still!
Sign it up, Sergeant.
Beetlejuice!
But what the hell?
I’m back.
Dear.
You look fantastic, so…
recomposed.
He is mine!
It’s me, it’s not you.
You know, honey?
I’ve changed a lot lately.
Sort of a mid-life crisis after death, I guess.
Your soul belongs to me, my love.
For all eternity.
You don’t want to spend eternity with me.
I’m a lone wolf you need a soul mate.
Someone who really sees you, for example this guy.
I LOVE DELORES
I need something to draw.
Fast.
Sandworms!
Worst wedding ever, huh?
Come on, little hat!
Come on, this way! Well, well, well!
Olé, monster!
Let’s go.
Hey, we had a deal.
She won’t have to marry you.
MARRIAGE AGREEMENT
You violated code 699.
Yes, you illegally took my mother to the Afterlife.
According to the book, that contract will no longer have any validity.
Look, I’m sorry things didn’t work out…
between us, but 600 years apart…
old, it was too much for me.
Beetle…
Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
We should have gotten married in Las Vegas.
I think we arrived a little late, guys.
Let the area be closed.
Call the coroner and keep the damn media out of it.
Miss, it blew up Beetlejuice.
Say goodbye.
You can take a selfie if you want, but quickly.
Madam, you are coming with me.
That? Delia, what did you do?
I let myself be scammed.
And I’m counting on you to ask for a refund.
The snakes were poisonous TRUE?
Yes, and I died of shame.
Your art will go up in price.
Very well, then.
Delia, I’m going to miss you.
No you won’t, I’ll look for Charles and…
We will scare them, until they ask us to move forward.
Good job for a couple of meat and bones.
Don’t come knocking again, until your time comes.
And in the meantime, remember, You have to keep it real.
Come on, beautiful, we have an appointment with the Commissioner.
Charles!
Delia!
I can’t believe you’re here.
Oh, Charles.
I’m very happy to see you.
Charles, look what happened to me.
This is the 10:13 train to the Beyond.
All aboard the Soul Train.
I want to thank all the Fantasfans.
For your support during these years.
But, This will be my last program.
I’ve spent too many years talking
to the dead and it’s my turn to live.
I want to create memories with the people I love.
Instead of being bewitched later.
Everything’s fine.
I see the head now.
You are doing well.
My God! What’s that?
What is this?
Mommy!
I had a very strange dream.
