Arcadian (2024) | Transcript

Arcadian (2024)
Genre
: Science Fiction, Thriller, Horror
Director: Benjamin Brewer
Stars: Nicolas Cage, Jaeden Martell, Maxwell Jenkins, Sadie Soverall, Samantha Coughlan

Plot: In the near future, on a decimated Earth, Paul and his twin sons face terror at night when ferocious creatures awaken. When Paul is nearly killed, the boys come up with a plan for survival, using everything their father taught them to keep him alive.

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[Rustling]

[Zipper zips]

[Heavy breathing]

[Dog barking in distance]

[Indistinct talking over speaker]

[Rapid gunfire]

[Explosion, siren wailing]

[Indistinct talking over speaker continues]

[Explosion]

[Explosion]

[Rapid gunfire]

[Missile fires]

[Explosion]

[Explosion, people screaming]

[Explosion]

[Wailing continues]

[Explosion]

[Screaming continues]

[Flies buzzing]

[Rapid gunfire]

[Missile fires]

[Explosion]

[Indistinct talking over speaker continues]

[Screaming continues]

[Babies cooing]

Yeah, it’s okay.

[Baby cries] It’s okay.

No, it’s okay, it’s okay.

It’s okay.

[Baby crying]

[Breathing heavily]

[Crying continues]

♪♪

♪♪

Come.

[Whistles]

♪♪

♪♪

[Panting]

♪♪

♪♪

Over the line!

♪♪

♪♪

You’re late!

♪♪

I’m sorry!

I’m sorry I lost track of time.

All right.

Come on.

♪♪

♪♪

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

[Heavy breathing]

You all right, big boy?

I left one for you.

[Door opens]

[Door closes]

[Grunts]

Second floor.

[Door shakes]

Are we safe?

Yes.

Are we secure?

Yes.

Dinnertime.

Dinnertime.

That was a good one.

Yeah, after you.

Thank you for this food we were about to receive to nourish and strengthen our bodies.

Thank you for this beautiful day.

It’s ready.

Thank you for bringing us together as a family.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Thomas.

Yeah?

If you’re late again, you can’t go past the boundaries.

I was helping Mr. Rose.

I know what you were doing.

Do you understand?

Yeah.

All right.

Why’d you do it?

That’s not helping.

Yeah. Shut up.

That’s not helping either.

Hey, Tom, what’s so special about the Rose farm?

You’re not there.

[Chuckles]

[Chair moves]

Hey.

Hey! Hey! Stop!

Stop it, stop it!

Stop!

What are you

animals?

You want to be animals?

Are we not men?

Are we not men?

Are we not men?

[Insects chirping]

Joseph’s playing chess against himself.

This is Tal versus Koblents, 1961.

And, um…

Why are you doing that?

Because it’s interesting to me.

All right, who’s who?

Um…

Tal’s white.

But that’s a bishop.

I’m missing a few pieces.

It’s a gutsy move.

I like it.

You want to play?

Yeah. [Both chuckle]

All right.

[Creaking]

[Banging]

[Whispers] Thomas.

[Banging stops]

[Breathing heavily]

[Banging]

[Banging stops]

[Thud]

[Sighs]

[Breathing heavily]

[Lock clicks]

We’ll double check the door in the morning.

Yeah, a lot of good those do.

Where were you when Dad and I ran down to the door?

You could have walked down to the door.

The door was solid. Dad locked it, I checked it.

Yeah, but we have to stay vigilant.

When you were running down the stairs, did you happen to notice how many times they shook the door?

And for how long?

No.

Why?

Well, I listened and I counted.

There were three.

The first was 10 seconds, the second attempt was 20, and the last one was one.

Okay.

So?

Well, so the first was a test, and the second I think was an actual attempt to break through the door.

The third?

Um…

Frustration?

[Birds chirping]

[Sighs]

All right, both of you, grab hold

of some of those roots.

Get on either side of it.

And on the count of three, pull as hard as you can.

Ready?

Okay? One. Two. Three.

Go!

[Grunts]

There it is!

Well, is it, uh

Is it okay if I go now?

Yeah, um, cut up the bush and stack the wood by the house.

Then can I go?

[Grunts]

Why do you always let him do what he wants?

You can’t stop the grass from growing.

Actually, you can.

You want to show me what you’ve been working on?

Uh, no, it’s

it’s nothing.

Oh, come on, you don’t wanna show your old dad what you’ve been up to?

Ah, well, I can’t get it to start.

But once it starts working,

I think it’ll be a big help with work around here.

Is that why you built this?

Um… I don’t know.

I don’t want to hide from them anymore.

I don’t want to be scared.

“There are those who believe they came after the pollution people caused, and they’re here to cleanse the planet of the virus, of the human race. So we’ll all become extinct.”

Well.

I believe the earth is past the worst.

I think the air and the water are getting cleaner, and I think there are more people than we know about.

♪♪

And some of those people,

might as well just call them heroes,

will come over the hills and save us.

♪♪

That’s what I believe.

♪♪

♪♪

[Engine starts]

What happened?

What’d you do?

I just swapped the relays.

♪♪

[Chuckles]

Oh, I’m an idiot.

I think you’re probably a genius.

♪♪

Slow

Slow down when you get towards the hill.

Yeah

Okay. Stop, stop, stop.

Left pedal. Hit the brake. Okay.

Let’s try again.

I don’t feel safe.

That’s not helping.

Okay, there’s two pedals.

All right, left pedal is the brake,

right pedal is the gas.

You use your right foot for both.

So take your right foot off the brake and put it on the gas.

Just press down very gently. [Engine revs]

Good. Little more. [Engine revs]

Little more gas. You got it.

A little more gas. Press down evenly.

Press a little more. Give it more, more, more.

Good. Good.

You know, I take it back.

I feel safe.

Please

Oh, my

Please.

Don’t

Don’t

Just don’t listen to him, pay attention

to what you’re doing.

Let’s turn around up there by that hill.

Okay.

A little more gas.

You got it.

Okay. Okay. A little less gas.

Up here, coming up on the hill,

A little less gas on the hill.

Take your foot off the gas a little bit.

Okay, good. Okay. All right.

You all right?

One more time.

Yeah.

Okay. Let’s go.

A little more

Okay, you’re rolling back.

Hit the gas. Hit the gas.

I’m heading out.

Yeah, uh,

Thomas, I need you to go down to the river

with your brother and salvage.

What? But you said that if I

Right, right, right, but the window covers

need to be reinforced, so.

You can go to the Rose farm tomorrow.

[Sighs] Love it.

I’ll have your dinner waiting.

It’s your fault I’m here, you know?

My fault, how? How do you figure that?

Well, if you hadn’t nearly crashed this thing,

Dad would let you go on your own.

And I wouldn’t be stuck taking care of you.

So you’re taking care of me?

That’s right.

You know, you

you can go wherever you want.

I don’t need your help.

You know what, stop right here.

You’re right. You don’t need me.

Hey, I’ll meet you right here before the sun sets

behind that hill that way we can go back together.

♪♪

♪♪

[Thomas panting]

♪♪

♪♪

Back for more, huh?

I still got some more work to do.

All right. Love to hear it. Let’s go.

Come on.

My legs are tired.

Ran all the way here.

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♪♪

Hi, Thomas.

We were wondering if we were gonna see you today.

I had some work to do with my father and brother

this morning, but

but I wanted to come back

and finish up from yesterday.

Well, we appreciate it.

At least have a drink of water before you start up again.

♪♪

It’s broken.

You scared me.

Boo.

[Chuckles]

So what are you doing here?

Uh, well, I didn’t finish fixing the lambing stalls

from yesterday.

It’s fixed.

Pops did it.

Oh, okay.

It was good to see you.

Yeah. It’s good to see you, too.

[Zipper unzips]

My dad wants your help with something else, though.

What?

My dad wants your help

with something else.

Follow me.

Okay.

[Rustling]

[Seagulls crying]

[Water dripping]

[Grunts]

[Buzzing]

Oh, sh

[Buzzing continues]

Didn’t you say your dad needed my help?

With what?

I’m confused.

[Laughs]

When I was little, this was the furthest

my parents would let me go.

They said as long as I was touching the tree, I’d be okay.

No, think about it. You got so much space to walk around.

I mean, I was eight, so.

Look at this!

This is really smart for an eight year old.

Really smart for an eight year old.

I wish I had come up with this.

Do you want to play crappy apocalypse?

What’s that?

[Chuckles]

So you have to explain what happened at the end of the world in 10 seconds.

10 seconds?

Uhhuh.

For the entire end of the world?

Yeah.

You go first.

Okay, fine.

Okay.

I’m really good at it, so.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let’s see. Ready?

Yeah, count me in.

Three.

Two. One.

So there was this bug…

10, 9…

…and it got this infection

and it bit tons of people

and they all got the infection too.

5…

And then they died

and the machines took over

and they took advantage…

2…

…and the only people that were left…

…1.

…were us.

That’s pretty good.

You were ready. You had that ready to go.

No, I didn’t.

Okay. Your turn.

Okay.

Ready?

I need to warm up.

I need to warm up.

3…

Hold on, hold on.

2…

Hold on, hold on.

1, tag.

Once upon a time, all the humans

were living happy in their houses.

And in the distance, this purple haze shows up.

And it covers the entire sky.

They all breathe it in…

2…

…and they turn into wolves and run…

1…

…into the forest and we

haven’t seen them since.

You’re done.

I still have a little bit more to go.

For all you know, it could be real.

It could be.

You could have

a long lost wolf brother.

Maybe you cracked it.

Maybe that’s what happened.

Yeah.

It’s getting late. I should go.

Okay.

I’ll come back soon, though.

When?

Tomorrow.

IIf that’s okay with you.

Yeah, that’s fine with me.

Okay.

♪♪

Uh, do you have 10 more seconds to spare?

10 seconds?

Uhhuh.

Yeah, sure.

♪♪

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Five…

Six…

Six…

Seven…

Seven…

Eight…

Eight…

Nine…

Nine…

10.

10.

♪♪

♪♪

Ah.

♪♪

[Engine sputters]

♪♪

♪♪

[Engine sputters]

♪♪

♪♪

Rocco.

[Whistles]

♪♪

Thomas.

♪♪

Joseph.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[Engine sputters]

♪♪

♪♪

[Panting]

♪♪

[Engine sputters]

[Engine starts]

Okay.

Whew!

Ah!

[Thud]

[Cart approaches]

Where’s your brother?

He’s not here?

No. Where is he?

I don’t know, he, um

He said he was gonna go to the Rose farm

and said he’d meet him before sunset.

He wasn’t there.

[Grunts]

You’ll lock down the house on your own tonight.

I’ll be back with your brother in the morning.

No, I’ll come with you.

I need you

to secure the house.

You know what to do.

I’m sorry, Dad.

This isn’t your fault.

This is my fault.

Keep watch this lock.

[Metal creaks]

[Lock clicks]

[Birds chirping]

♪♪

♪♪

It’s okay.

♪♪

♪♪

Rocco.

♪♪

[Coughs]

[Breathing heavily]

Uh.

[Strained grunt]

Ah.

[Exhales]

[Twig snaps] [Grunts]

[Breathing heavily]

[Coughs]

[Rocks crumble]

Oh. Ah.

[Strained grunts]

[Breathing heavily]

[Creature screeches]

[Insects chirping]

[Wood creaks]

[Shuffling]

[Creature breathing] [Thomas breathing shakily]

[Creature growls lowly]

[Creature cries]

[Creature screeches]

[Lighter clicking]

[Thomas grunting]

[Creature growls]

[Creature growls]

[Squelch]

[Grunts] [Creature groans lowly]

Thomas, are you down there?

Dad?

How’d you get down there?

III fell.

I’ll find a way in.

[Grunts]

Here.

[Both breathing heavily]

Are you hurt?

I slipped when I was running,

I hit my head, um…

You probably have a concussion.

Looks like we’ll be staying right here until dawn.

All right, let’s try and close up this entrance.

♪♪

♪♪

[Rocco whines]

[Sniffles]

♪♪

♪♪

[Insects chirping]

[Door shaking lightly]

[Creaking]

[Creature snorts]

[Metal creaks]

[Door creaks open]

[Creature squelches]

[Creature groans]

[Creature screeches]

Oh, I got you.

[Breathing heavily]

[Creature breathing]

[Joseph exhales]

[Paul grunts]

What

What are they doing?

Dad. Dad.

[Creature cries in distance]

When I say go,

pull that rock.

Go.

[Grunts]

[Rumble]

[Creature groans]

[Rocco whimpers]

[Low rumble]

What’s going on?

[Rumbling]

They’re coming out from underneath us!

We gotta get out of here.

[Dog barking]

[Rumbling]

Dad. Dad, they trapped us in.

Dad?

Get back against the wall!

[Grunting]

What are you doing?!

Stay back! Go back! Go back!

[Dog barking]

[Rumbling]

♪♪

♪♪

[Gasping]

♪♪

♪♪

[Grunting]

♪♪

♪♪

[Speaking indistinctly]

♪♪

♪♪

What happened?

I slipped on a rock when I was running home

and I fell into a cave!

I got out and hid, but those things found me.

♪♪

How’d he get like this?

He blew up his arm in the middle of

in the middle of ’em.

Okay.

And he’s been unconscious since?

Yeah.

Hold his head up for me. Put his arms up. Careful.

Ready?

Yep. Give me one sec.

Good?

Yeah, I got him.

Ready?

[Both grunting]

♪♪

♪♪

Why don’t you focus on driving?

♪♪

Watch…

Sorry.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you, um

Do you think he’ll be okay if he gets some rest?

I just…

What should we do?

I don’t know.

[Exhales heavily]

[Cage rattling]

Don’t touch that.

What is it?

I caught one of them last night.

You’re not serious.

How?

Set a trap using myself as bait.

You’re crazy.

It worked.

Thomas, don’t.

Stop. The light hurts it.

What is it? Your pet.

[Cage rattling]

[Rattling stops]

It was eight minutes last night.

That’s the least amount of time they’ve ever spent trying to get in.

And there were only two of them.

We captured one. We have one in here.

I don’t know. Something’s not right.

Maybe they’re scared.

They’re smart.

Dad and I killed a bunch of them last night, and Mr. and Mrs. Rose said they hardly ever go to the Rose farm.

You killed them, not Dad?

Yeah. I did. I killed a bunch of them.

Okay.

I could kill the one in there right now.

[Heavy breathing]

You ready?

Go ahead.

[Chuckles] No. Are you crazy? I’m not opening that.

Come on. Do it.

No.

Just

Just do it.

No! No!

Just do it!

No!

[Creature grunting]

Just a sec. Shh.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

[Creature breathing heavily]

[Dog barking]

Rocco! No! Rocco! No!

[Creature growling]

[Dog barking]

[Creature groaning]

I got it.

[Creature groaning]

[Creature wailing]

[Wailing stops]

[Groans]

Hey. You alright?

I was gonna study. I was gonna learn from it.

Think we can eat it?

[Dog whimpers]

No. Get down. Down. Down.

[Squishing]

♪♪

♪♪

We need to take Dad to the Rose farm.

They have better medicine, better care.

It’s a waste of time. They’re not gonna help us.

Well, how do you know that?

Because I wouldn’t help us.

We’re taking Dad to the Rose farm. Now.

Scooch him in more.

Push him towards you.

Okay.

Ah. Okay.

[Vehicle approaches]

Stop.

[Engine shuts off]

What happened?

I got caught out after dark,

and my dad had to come get me.

I slipped and fell when I was running home.

We need help.

If you have any medicine or if

If we could just stay here. At least until he gets better?

I’m sorry, boys.

We don’t have any medicine to spare, and

We can’t take in anyone injured so badly.

Your father’s strong. He’ll pull through.

We have room.

Charlotte.

Thomas can stay.

That’ll leave more supplies back at your farm for your father.

Where are you going?

You can stay. That’s what you want, yeah?

No.

Of course it is.

I mean, look at this place. Who wouldn’t want to stay here?

What do you want from me?

I don’t want anything from you.

You don’t take responsibility, and you do what you want and you don’t care what happens.

That’s not true.

Of course it is!

Dad would never say it.

But look at him!

He’s gonna die!

Shut up!

That’s not

Thomas!

[Grunting]

[Gasping]

[Coughing]

No.

[Coughs]

[Engine starts]

You’re okay, son.

Here.

I’m sorry it has to be this way.

I understand.

Charlotte, show Thomas to his quarters.

Give him something to eat.

I’m not sure how I feel about that.

It’s the best thing for everyone.

Nothing’s the best thing for everyone.

Someone always suffers.

I think you should eat.

You need to keep your strength up.

[Sniffles]

♪♪

[Sips]

♪♪

♪♪

[Creaking]

It’s a rocking horse. It’s a toy.

♪♪

Glad you told me because, um…

…where I come from, all we have are stones and sticks

and bugs to play with.

Okay. I’m sorry if I act like you don’t know things.

It’s a…

Nervous habit.

Why would I be nervous?

[Chuckles]

I don’t know.

You’re the one that seems nervous.

[Candlesticks clatter]

It’s, um, a trick that Joseph taught me.

Read it in a book.

♪♪

Are you sure you’re not nervous?

♪♪

Yeah. Yeah. It’s just, um…

♪♪

Being with you is the only thing that makes me happy.

♪♪

♪♪

Charlotte, did you manage

Ohh.

Okay.

II was just showing

Yes.

I know what you were doing.

Get over here right now.

Dad.

I will not ask you again.

[Chuckles softly]

♪♪

[Engine rumbling]

♪♪

♪♪

[Engine shuts off]

[Sheep bleating]

♪♪

♪♪

[Grunting]

♪♪

♪♪

[Dog whimpers]

♪♪

♪♪

[Sheep bleating]

♪♪

♪♪

[Creaking]

What’s going on?

I can’t stay.

Well, you can’t go now. It’s too late.

My

My dad didn’t mean it.

Do you have medicine?

Charlotte, listen to me.

My dad will die.

Please.

I’ll come back.

[Door opens and closes]

[Pills rattling]

[Gun cocks]

Hold on a second there.

Don’t do it.

You’re stealing.

No. No.

Then why you runnin’?

Cause I don’t have much time.

Look. II didn’t steal, okay?

I–

Charlotte gave it to me. YYou can ask her.

Okay.

Come on.

Please.

Okay.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[Rock music playing]

♪♪

♪♪

See what they try and replace me with?

A liar and a thief.

You know we used to have things called laws?

You know? This was before your time.

And if you broke the law, you’d be punished.

Just like how I’m gonna punish you right now.

Grab his legs…

I’m telling you! I didn’t steal!

You’re not gonna be so fast now.

No!

Take a nice deep breath.

No! No!

That’s it.

No! Please! No!

Don’t sweat it, kid.

God, please! Please, God!

It’s just life.

Please! Charlotte!

[Gunshot]

Hobs!

[Rock music continues]

♪♪

Hobs!

[Creature growls]

What is it?

I’m not sure.

I’d better go and take a look.

[Creature growls]

No! [Screaming]

[Mrs. Rose screaming]

[Creature growling]

[Screams]

[Creature growling]

Charlotte!

Charlotte!

[Creature grunting]

[Screaming]

[Creature growling]

No!

[Screaming]

[Screaming stops]

[Charlotte breathing shakily]

[Screaming]

[Creature snarls]

Please let me up. Please untie me. Please!

[Rumbling]

[Grunts]

♪♪

Wait! Untie me!

[Man screams]

[Creatures growling]

♪♪

[Creature growls]

No!

♪♪

[Creature growling]

[Gunshot]

Come on.

♪♪

Hang on.

♪♪

No. No. They’re gone.

They’re gone.

We need to go now.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[Thumping in distance]

♪♪

[Creaking]

Tom?

Joseph. Joseph. It’s me.

Get on that side.

How the hell did you get up here?

[Grunts]

Good?

Yeah.

What happened?

We ran here.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I’m fine.

Okay.

Hey. Um…

I, uh…

[Pills rattling]

…brought these for Dad.

Did, uh, anyone else make it?

Joseph…

What I did, um…

I, uh…

I can’t, um…

I can’t do this alone.

I can’t.

[Coughing]

Dad? Dad!

Dad, they’ve, um…

They’ve dug under the house.

They’re gonna come up through the floors.

What do we do?

♪♪

[Weakly] Fight.

♪♪

Hey! Wait! Where are you going?

[Door opens]

♪♪

Joseph.

♪♪

Were they in here?

Uh, no. This was me.

Get that wheelbarrow from the back there.

♪♪

Hey. Take this, please.

Okay.

[Liquid sloshing]

♪♪

[Dog barking]

Rocco. Come here.

[Whistling]

Come here, boy.

Stay here, okay? Be good.

Stay. It’s too dangerous.

Okay? Be good, okay?

Stay, stay, stay.

Stay here.

Uh, okay. We need to move this inside.

Why?

You need to trust me. Okay? Now. Please. Please.

Yeah. Okay. Ready?

Got it? Up!

[Both grunting]

Okay. Okay.

♪♪

[Dog whimpers]

♪♪

Uh, I need more time.

How much time do you need? We can help.

Uh, I need 10 minutes.

Yeah. Okay.

♪♪

♪♪

Alright.

♪♪

♪♪

[Pounding]

What is it?

[Coughing]

Okay.

[Creature breathing softly]

[Creature exhales softly]

[Grunts]

[Creature growls]

[Creature roars]

[Gunshot]

Move!

He’ll break in any second!

That’s fine. We want them in the house.

Why?

He has a plan.

[Creatures growling]

Alright, Tom, help me.

Is it a good plan?

[Both grunting]

[Gun cocks]

Dad?

Put it down.

♪♪

[Creature growling]

[Creature yelps]

♪♪

Dad, I set a trap. There’s no time.

♪♪

♪♪

[Creatures growling]

♪♪

♪♪

[Gun cocks]

♪♪

♪♪

[Knife plunging]

♪♪

Go! Dad! Hey.

♪♪

Dad?

Dad!

Dad?!

♪♪

[Creature growling]

[Door rattling]

Dad!

Joseph, we gotta go.

♪♪

Joe. We gotta go.

♪♪

♪♪

It’s okay. It’s okay.

[Thumping]

[Creatures growling]

♪♪

Now! We have to go!

Okay.

♪♪

Pull it.

[Rumbling]

[Charlotte screams]

Unh! Hold on! No!

No!

No!

[Rumbling]

[Rumbling stops]

[Breathing heavily]

[All grunting]

[Flames crackling]

Dad! Dad!

Dad!

Tom, just

Tom, over here.

[Charlotte coughing]

[Creature growls]

Get back, Joe! Get to the truck!

Right. Right.

[Creature yelping]

How do I start it?!

You turn the key when I tell you.

[Creature growling]

Wait, wait, wait. Go.

Now?

Yes!

Turn it, turn it, turn it.

[Engine starts]

[Creature growling]

[Engine rumbling]

We’ve got one left.

[Creatures growling]

[Creature yelps]

[Creatures yelping]

[Creature yelps]

Are you okay?

[All breathing heavily]

[Engine idling]

Look at that.

We’ll rebuild it.

I don’t want to rebuild it.

I want to build something now. [Clears throat]

♪♪

♪♪

You taught me so much.

♪♪

Everything I know.

♪♪

He gave his life in a world of death.

Love in a world of violence.

♪♪

A future in a world without one.

We’ll carry you with us wherever we go.

♪♪

Always.

♪♪

♪♪

[Wind chimes ringing]

♪♪

♪♪

You, uh

You handled it pretty well.

[Keys jingling]

Thanks.

So…where are we going?

Well, there’s six farms in the valley.

That’s 23 people, including us.

What if they got to them?

Let’s just hope someone made it through the night.

We did.

[Chuckles] “We.”

Yeah, “we.”

[Chuckles]

I shot, like, a hundred of those things.

You just blew up your house.

Anyone can blow up their house.

She’s cool.

[First Aid Kit’s “When I Grow Up” plays]

♪♪

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Try it now.

[Engine starts]

♪ I want to be a forester, run through the moss… ♪

[Whistling]

♪ That’s what I’ll do ♪

♪ Throwing out a boomerang ♪

♪ Waiting for it to come back to me ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ When I grow up ♪

♪ I want to live near the sea ♪

♪ Crab claws and bottles of rum ♪

♪ That’s what I’ll have ♪

♪ Staring at seashell ♪

♪ Waiting for it to embrace me ♪

♪ Oh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohhohh, ohh ♪

♪ I put my soul in what I do ♪

♪ Last night, I drew a funny man ♪

♪ With dog eyes and a hanging tongue ♪

♪ It goes way bad ♪

♪ I never liked that sad look ♪

♪ From someone who wants to be loved by you ♪

♪ Oh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohohh, ohh ♪

♪♪

♪ I’m very good with plants ♪

♪ When my friends are away ♪

♪ They let me keep the soil moist ♪

♪ On the seventh day, I rest ♪

♪ For a minute or two ♪

♪ Then back on my feet to call for you ♪

♪ Oh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohohh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Ohhohh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oohooh ♪

♪♪

♪ You’ve got cucumbers on your eyes ♪

♪ Too much time spent on nothing ♪

♪ Waiting for a moment to arise ♪

♪ Face in the ceiling ♪

♪ With arms too long ♪

♪ I’m waiting for him to catch me ♪

♪ Oh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohohh, ohh ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

[Soft music plays]

♪♪

♪♪

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