COMEDY

George Carlin

George Carlin: Doin’ It Again (1990) – Transcript

George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They’re Only Words, Dogs, Things you never hear, see or wanna hear, Some people are stupid, Cancer, Feminists, Good Ideas, Rape, Life’s moments, and organ donors.

Eric Andre: Legalize Everything (2020)

ERIC ANDRE: LEGALIZE EVERYTHING (2020)

In his first Netflix stand-up special, Eric Andre screams and shouts for 50 minutes, talking about how many drugs he’s done, talking about drugs some more, and asking the audience what drugs they like.

Dave Chappelle: HBO Comedy Half-Hour (1998)

Dave Chappelle: Hbo Comedy Half-Hour (1998) – Transcript

Don’t deal with jails and I don’t deal with police. My house got robbed in New York. I didn’t even call the police. I wanted to, but I couldn’t. My crib is too nice. It’s not that it’s too nice, but, it’s too nice for me.

Dave Chappelle 8:46

Dave Chappelle: 8:46

Dave Chappelle performed this roughly edited standup routine in Beavercreek, Ohio, on June 12, 2020.
The title references the amount of time that then-Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck before Floyd died.

Kenny Sebastian: Don't Be That Guy (2017)

KENNY SEBASTIAN DON’T BE THAT GUY (2017) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

The conversationalist comedian, Kenny Sebastian, in his 5th stand-up special performs at the esteemed Royal Opera House in Mumbai and talks about why you shouldn’t “be that guy”. Finding it hard to get over the fact he isn’t 19 anymore, he talks about his struggles with women, his parents and why he is a former nice guy.

Russell Peters: Deported (2020)

RUSSELL PETERS: DEPORTED (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

I know it’s going to sound strange, but it’s good to be home. I feel like I don’t have to do things that I have to do back home to keep up with white people. I can just be a comfortable brown man here.

Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal (2020)

JIMMY O. YANG: GOOD DEAL (2020) – FULL TRANSCRIPT

In his debut standup special, Good Deal, Jimmy will tell you all about his take on Asian representation, how he learned to speak English from rap videos, dating tall women, and pursuing his dreams only to disappoint his old school Chinese parents. From assimilation to representation, Jimmy O. Yang delivers an absolutely hilarious hour of comedy in Good Deal.